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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 2
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00:41ยฟWhat if he's really hurt?
00:42ยกOh!
00:43Ok...
00:44Ah, so...
00:45Um...
00:46We had...
00:47The mannequin up on the ride...
00:48And then it just suddenly turns on...
00:50And then...
00:51This guy appears out of nowhere...
00:53Clancy...
00:53He runs...
00:54The carnival with his wife...
00:56He climbs up the steps and he...
00:57Lunges at Malachi...
00:59And then wham...
00:59The ride takes him out...
01:00Ok, ok...
01:01So who turned on the ride?
01:02This Clancy guy...
01:03He must've...
01:04Probably trying to scare us...
01:05Or something...
01:07Exactly...
01:07Hey, whoa...
01:08Scare you...
01:09Or hurt you...
01:11Yeah, it was his fault, right?
01:12Yeah...
01:12Probably trying to teach us the lesson...
01:13It was totally his fault...
01:17I mean, it was pretty full on the way you went Malachi...
01:19Yeah...
01:19He did jump him...
01:21I have seen him get pretty aggro after a few beers...
01:23Yeah, and it...
01:24It really wasn't that bad...
01:26You know, what we did...
01:26Well, we did trespass out...
01:28Alright, listen...
01:29Listen, listen...
01:30Everyone...
01:31Delete any photos from the carnival...
01:33Texts as well...
01:34No, Cash...
01:34Tomorrow you go to uni open day like everything's Eatsway...
01:37Guys, this is really wrong...
01:38Quinny, were you not listening?
01:39He turned on the ride...
01:40We are the victims here...
01:42Honestly, he's just lucky that none of us were injured...
01:44Otherwise he would be in huge trouble...
01:46Exactly...
01:46Uh...
01:46Yeah, about that...
01:47Actually...
01:48I...
01:49I think I've dislocated my shoulder...
01:51No...
01:51It's alright...
01:52Oh, I am!
01:53I need someone to pop it in, please...
01:55I think that needs to be done by them...
01:56There's someone who's not Ant...
01:57Oh my god, you bunch of pussies!
01:59I told you not to move this...
02:01Look at you...
02:01Look at you...
02:03What do I do?
02:04Just get underneath it...
02:05And shove it up...
02:06Ready, ready?
02:06Yep...
02:07One...
02:08Two...
02:18Is the smell of blood still...
02:21All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweep this little hand...
02:27Okay, are you degenerates...
02:29Like...
02:29Even listening to me?
02:33Come on, you people!
02:35I need feedback!
02:35I need to make a good impression on Lane at Open Uni Day today.
02:39Who?
02:41Lane Henson.
02:43She selects the ensemble for Skoda.
02:46My entire future rests in her delicate manicured hands, hopefully.
02:50Okay, guys, I don't want to sound like a bitch,
02:52but why am I the only one committed to Operation Act Normal?
02:55I'm so sorry. I'm really out of it.
02:58I didn't get any sleep last night thinking about that guy.
03:01Look, there's nothing in the news, okay? No mention of the carnival.
03:04If he was hurt, there would have been a story.
03:06Bananas give a lot for the punishment.
03:08Thank you.
03:10A man is dead.
03:14What?
03:17Where's the head?
03:20The head? What? My head?
03:22Here it is, top of my shoulders, enjoying this glorious day.
03:26Thank you, Emery.
03:28There has been a claim from St. Bruno's
03:31that a group of Hartley High students
03:33have stolen a very valuable bust of their patron saint.
03:38That is disgraceful, isn't it, Darren?
03:42Especially since I said there was to be no retaliation.
03:47And yet, here we are.
03:49Principal McMahon wanted to take the matter to the police,
03:52but I have asked that he wait until the end of the day,
03:56just in case the bust is returned.
03:59And if you behave yourselves at the university open day,
04:04there should, in fact, be no further problems.
04:08Should there?
04:09No.
04:10Should there.
04:11Mm-mm.
04:13Should there.
04:19Thanks, miss.
04:20Oh, what my God.
04:21We need to take that bust back.
04:23We do not want the cops getting involved in this.
04:25You said that we did nothing wrong.
04:27Yeah, we didn't.
04:27But, um,
04:29who knows how our imperfect justice system will say these things.
04:32At a minimum,
04:33they can do you for breaking and entering.
04:42Must have happened when it fell.
04:45We can't take it back like this.
04:52Bravo!
04:54Oh, you dickheads have really outdone yourselves.
04:57Pierce off, Sasha.
04:58Not now, OK?
05:00What were you even going to do with it?
05:01Nothing.
05:02You just stole it?
05:03That was the whole revenge plan?
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:08Well, as vice-captain,
05:09I do have a duty to tell Woodsy
05:11that I've located the missing bust.
05:12Oh, here we go.
05:14All year,
05:15you've been yapping on
05:16about how being vice-captain
05:18makes you all superior.
05:19But you know what?
05:20Everyone is just laughing
05:22at how lame you are.
05:23Lame is a really ableist term.
05:25Amory?
05:26Oh, my God.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27This is why we don't hang out with you anymore.
05:29How have you managed to figure out
05:30how to criticise literally everything?
05:36Whatever.
05:38Have fun getting busted.
05:41Busted.
05:42Get it, guys.
05:44All right.
05:45What are we going to do?
05:47Bus for the uni open day leaves like now?
05:50Well, let's just stash it here.
05:52We will find the nose,
05:53return the bust,
05:54but we just have to go to uni open day
05:55and act normal.
05:57Okay.
05:58I need to run my lines.
05:59Quinny, can you come with me?
06:00Nah, I need five minutes
06:02in the sensory room.
06:03Let's go.
06:04I gotta take a dump.
06:06Ew.
06:09This noseless fuck
06:11is gonna come back to haunt me.
06:12I can feel it.
06:20Possible injuries
06:23from falling
06:25across
06:25four metres.
06:50Oh, jeez.
06:53It's a bit jumpy there, eh, sparkles.
06:55Exam's just getting to you.
06:58Yeah, something like that.
07:00Well, today is your lucky day.
07:03For just a small fee,
07:04I can connect you
07:05to one of our wicked smart year nines, okay?
07:08We stick a bunch of glittery shit to her face,
07:11wheel her into the exam room
07:13and your spot
07:14mark of 95 plus
07:17or
07:17your money back, guaranteed.
07:19King?
07:22Sorry, who are you?
07:24Aside from your personal saviour,
07:26I'm Taz.
07:28Taz!
07:29Your woods is nice.
07:30The hell?
07:30How do you know that?
07:31Oh, I'm the school captain
07:32so she can fight to me a lot.
07:34Hmm.
07:35What she told you then?
07:38That you had a lot of issues in New Zealand,
07:40that you moved here three weeks ago
07:41and that I should let her know
07:43if I hear of you getting up to any trouble.
07:46Okay, look.
07:48I don't see why my auntie
07:49needs to concern herself
07:51with my business dealings.
07:54So,
07:56let's say
07:57you and I forget
07:58we had this little champ.
08:03Well, lucky I've got other things
08:04to worry about right now.
08:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:08What's the deal with that room?
08:10Oh, it's a space for students
08:11with sensory issues.
08:14Well, that's funny
08:15because I sensed
08:16I need to be in this room.
08:18Well, you can sense
08:19by first of all
08:20obtaining an access card
08:21and you can do that
08:22by having a meeting
08:23with Nurse Carol
08:23and then getting a letter
08:24from your guardian
08:25which, in your case,
08:27uh,
08:27Woodsy, right?
08:29Quinny, bus is leaving in five.
08:31Okay.
08:31Uh, you two,
08:33without finding somewhere
08:34a bit more private
08:34to conduct your human biology tutorial?
09:00Hey, you're considering your options
09:02outside the tattoo apprenticeship?
09:03Nah, Miss, I'm just here for the bludge.
09:05Right, okay.
09:06Well, bludge or not,
09:07I want everyone
09:07on their best behaviour.
09:09Okay?
09:09I'll be roaming.
09:10If you can't find me,
09:11look for the sausage sizzle.
09:13Take this opportunity.
09:14Amory, enjoy the psych talk.
09:16Harper, art session is at two.
09:17Your future awaits.
09:19Oh, Paul.
09:21That statue's nose
09:22is probably at the carnival right now
09:23just waiting to be found.
09:26Plans he could give it to the cops
09:28so that he saw some kids
09:29fleeing from the scene.
09:30Meanwhile, the St. Bruno's principal
09:32reports the stolen bust
09:33which Woodsy knows we took.
09:35They join the dots,
09:35Noah breaks up with me
09:36and my spectacular future
09:37comes crumbling down
09:38before my very eyes.
09:49I'm losing my goddamn mind here, Harper.
09:52Chill.
09:53You're just tired.
09:55Okay?
09:56Everything will be fine.
09:58Okay?
09:59And if it's not,
10:00well, at least
10:01I don't have to pay rent in prison.
10:04Yeah.
10:05That was funny.
10:08We'll be okay.
10:10Explicably mimicking,
10:10hiccuping
10:11and amicably welcoming.
10:12Welcome to the Skoda Drama Workshop.
10:14Yes, find us.
10:15Hi, Mum.
10:16Thanks, guys.
10:17I thought your mum was lining up
10:18to be a carpenter.
10:19You know, like Jesus or some shit?
10:21She is.
10:23Okay, and how does this line up with that?
10:26Girls keep complaining about my performance,
10:28so I've got to level up.
10:31Oi!
10:32When's your new chapter of Velvet Thrones coming out?
10:34I'm getting blue balls over here.
10:36I'm not the one writing that smut.
10:38Oh, yeah.
10:39Right.
10:39Wait, you can read?
10:40Okay, welcome.
10:42Welcome, everyone.
10:43We are just about ready to get started,
10:45so put your things down.
10:46Let's make a circle
10:47just in the centre of the space.
10:48Yep, in the back, everyone.
10:49Hey, you all good?
10:51Right, yep.
10:51Yep.
10:52I just have to push the last 24 hours
10:54out of my mind
10:54and manifest my destiny.
10:56Ah, okay.
10:57Okay, we are going to start
10:59with a quick warm-up.
11:02Does everyone know
11:03zip, zap, boing?
11:04Yes.
11:05Excellent.
11:06Okay, who wants to start us off?
11:09Zap!
11:11And you said you were trying to do a backflip.
11:14Uh-huh.
11:14Must have been some landing.
11:16Yeah, judges only gave me a four.
11:19Can you believe it?
11:20I'd like to get some imaging
11:21to assess the damage.
11:23I see you were in about 18 months ago
11:25for a shoulder complaint.
11:26Oh, that was...
11:27That was a totally different thing.
11:29He was assaulted by a police officer.
11:31Mum?
11:31I still regret not reporting that, bastard.
11:33Oh, can you not, Mum?
11:35Please.
11:36There's a way for scans.
11:37We'll get you something for the pain.
11:39Yep.
11:40Yes.
11:43So, I'm just trying to do those sessions.
11:45Yeah, Dad's going to pay full fee anyway,
11:47so you know how it is.
11:49All right, lads.
11:50Catch you later.
11:52Oh, man.
11:54Oh!
11:56Jumpy much?
11:56Sorry, I didn't get much sleep last night.
11:58I'm a little wired.
11:59I'm up late figuring out
12:00where to stash the St. Bruno statue
12:01that you stole.
12:02No idea what you're talking about.
12:04Nah, spare place, St. Link.
12:06It's a good get.
12:06Our principal is PR stupid.
12:08Did she stutter?
12:09We didn't take your stupid statue.
12:10Anne-Marie, it's cool.
12:12We think it's funny.
12:13We all think it's funny.
12:14It's hilarious.
12:15Okay, great.
12:16But we didn't do it.
12:18Okay?
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19Yeah.
12:20You sure you're okay?
12:21Yeah.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Just tired.
12:24Um...
12:25I'll text you.
12:27Yeah.
12:29Bye.
12:30Hop on.
12:31Go get some career advice.
12:40I'll be a dick.
12:46Excess card, excess card.
12:58Bingo.
13:02Hey, there she is.
13:03New kid on the block.
13:05Taking names, kicking goals.
13:08Uh, you left your lunch
13:10on the counter this morning, so...
13:11Ah, thank you.
13:13You're welcome.
13:15So, what's good?
13:18Settling in all right, pay mother?
13:19I don't know, auntie.
13:20Why don't you ask your little spy?
13:22A school captain.
13:24Who?
13:24Quinny?
13:25Yeah.
13:26No, I just thought, you know,
13:28she could show you around
13:29and give you the DL on the skibidi.
13:33I'm not sure if I'm saying it properly, but...
13:35If you really want to help me,
13:37just stop telling you about me related.
13:40And it's Taz, my paimana.
13:43Yeah, sure.
13:45Taz.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Okay, well, I'll see you later at home, Taz.
13:52I mean, keep that on the down low.
13:54Roach, what's your problem?
13:57Give me your lunch.
13:58Stay away from me.
13:59Hey!
14:01Oi!
14:02Why are you taking your lunch?
14:04Does that happen often?
14:06Here, I have mine.
14:09Thanks.
14:09I'd better help.
14:13Arie Jennings.
14:17But, uh, listen, Arie,
14:20there is something you could do for me
14:22to return the favour.
14:25And...
14:25make a lot of money in the process.
14:29I'm telling you, the new chapter's out.
14:31I'm on it.
14:31Writing, narrative...
14:33I know.
14:34Here we go.
14:35Yes!
14:35Yes!
14:38The Queen couldn't help but moan
14:40as she felt Davina's eyes devour her body
14:43from lift...
14:44Oh, my God.
14:44The drink is so hot.
14:45I just found this.
14:47I love how you're seeing my fame.
14:49I've been mazing all night.
14:50How many more?
14:51I have my other plans.
14:55As the Queen emerged from the lake,
14:58her naked body glistening in the moonlight,
15:02she realised that the mage had cast a vanishing spell.
15:07Wish I could cast a vanishing spell on your pants right now.
15:14Oi!
15:16I saw Miss Oba telling you off, really, eh?
15:19What if I told you I had a solution to your little problem?
15:23A place where you could both be alone with your velvet thrones.
15:28Far away from the prying eyes of teachers.
15:34Oh, yeah.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:42Oh, yeah.
15:44Oh, yeah.
15:45I know.
15:48Oh, my gosh.
15:49Oh.
15:52It's such a good time.
15:53It's such a good time.
15:56It's such a good time.
15:56It's really good time.
15:58Interested enjoying the hacks?
16:03Hot activist girlies.
16:05Entonces, vamos a ir a la planta de los animales y luego nos vamos a la vez.
16:10Como una poli-cule situaciรณn.
16:12Oh.
16:16I...
16:17I...
16:18I...
16:19I...
16:20I...
16:20Yes.
16:21Yes.
16:22I want to be a hag.
16:24Hot.
16:26Sign up here.
16:28Oh, my gosh.
16:29You have no idea how refreshing it is to finally be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
16:34I mean, the sheeple at my school, they don't give a shit about anything other than themselves.
16:39People are the worst.
16:40Right?
16:41Um, but not that...
16:43I'm going to let that stop me.
16:45Um, right now, I'm writing an expose on this dude who makes Weinstein look like a saint.
16:50And I mean, this guy is an actual 11th century saint.
16:53I mean, but the church never acknowledged that.
16:56Are you wearing egg by Andre?
16:58Are you wearing egg, right?
17:00Yeah.
17:02You know they test on animals, right?
17:10It was a free sample.
17:12Come back when you're ready to live your truth, not just speak it.
17:25Hiding out with the animals, huh?
17:27I know that man turned on the riot, but he was only there because of us.
17:31Plan is he's indestructible.
17:33One time, half the haunted house came down on him because it was too wasted to sandbag it.
17:40How come you're not looking around?
17:43I, uh, doubt I'll even get in after my trial results.
17:48Well, they're still the real exams.
17:50He, uh, am's on a mission to help me crown.
17:56Sam's a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence.
18:00Says the girl whose marks landed her a scholarship.
18:04Short list.
18:06Besides, you're more ready for the real world than any of us.
18:09I'm not looking.
18:15Oi, check out Spider.
18:17Yeah.
18:18Can you believe that's the same guy that started the cum laws?
18:21Right?
18:22Oh, ready?
18:23Ready for your milk?
18:24Yes.
18:25Look, he's on.
18:26Look, he's from Mama.
18:28Look, babe, babe, look, look.
18:30Look how cute he is.
18:31Oh, he's cute.
18:33That's cute.
18:34I hope Malachi's okay.
18:37Shoulder looked pretty bad, eh?
18:38Yeah, well, that's why I didn't get up on that thing.
18:40Oh.
18:41Wait, that was a lot last night.
18:45You stress too much.
18:46All right.
18:48Mmm.
18:49The course covers areas such as behavioral neuroscience, social psych, personality theory, relationship
18:56therapy, abnormal brain behavior.
18:58It's a great career path for your future.
19:00If you're interested in going to jail with all your friends, it's hard work.
19:04The degree can be a real ride.
19:09A lot of people get hit hard by the guilt.
19:12It eats away at them.
19:14You did this, Amory.
19:16Your future is a bust.
19:18Get it?
19:19Can you still study psychology if you have a criminal record?
19:23Uh, yes, you can.
19:25Um, it might affect your ability to practice, though.
19:27So, okay, as I was saying...
19:30One more thing.
19:31Um, do you think that you would get a criminal record for something like, say, trespassing
19:37if it led to someone being injured?
19:39Um, I'm not an expert in criminal law, but it seems likely, yes.
19:44Ah, okay, well...
19:47What if it was like a...
19:48Like an oopsie-whoopsie?
19:51Uh-huh.
19:52Yes.
19:53I would say even if it's an oopsie-whoopsie.
19:56Sorry, I'm not really sure how this is...
19:58Unrelated, but if you had planned a whole future with someone
20:00and then they stuffed it up, would you break up with them?
20:03What?
20:04What's your name, dear?
20:06What?
20:08Oh.
20:09Never mind.
20:10Sorry.
20:12Um...
20:12Proceed.
20:13Thank you for the, uh...
20:15Truly, it's just riveting.
20:20Right your wrongs.
20:22Only then will you be free.
20:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.
20:26I'm fine.
20:27I'm fine.
20:27This is...
20:28This is just sleep deprivation.
20:30Time is slipping through your fingers, Anne-Marie.
20:32You're going to hell.
20:36How long before everybody knows what you did?
20:43Are you all right?
20:44You look a little bit...
20:46Deranged.
20:47Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
20:48At least one of us is.
20:49Malachi just called.
20:50It turns out his shoulder's worse than we thought.
20:52He's at St. Vincent's waiting on scans.
20:54What did you tell the doctors, Missy?
20:55I don't know.
20:59I gotta go.
21:01I gotta go.
21:05Pops, we're going back to the carnival, and we are getting that goddamn nose back right now.
21:10Interesting.
21:11And how did that make you feel?
21:14I told her it was a terrible idea, but she insisted.
21:18I just wanted to have a nice night out.
21:20But a circus?
21:21I mean, doctor, you know my issue.
21:24You mean your fear of clowns?
21:28It's not a fear.
21:30It's a kink.
21:31Okay?
21:33If I can't call my wife, Mr. Giggles, and honk her nose while I'm making love to her,
21:39then...
21:41What's the point?
21:42And scene.
21:43Ah!
21:46Thank you all for such committed improv.
21:50Why do you have to make it a weird sex thing?
21:52It's called yes and.
21:53Go finger a unicorn or something.
21:55Okay, let's move on to audition prep work.
21:58If anyone's brave enough to share.
22:03I'll go.
22:04Woo!
22:06Okay, Darren, since you're up there, let's see what you've got.
22:10Great.
22:30Here's the smell of blood still.
22:32All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
22:38Wash your hands, king.
22:40Put on your nightgown.
22:41Look not so pale.
22:43Come.
22:43Come, come, come, come.
22:46Give me your hand.
22:47What's done cannot be undone.
22:51To bed.
22:53To bed.
22:57To bed.
23:05Lovely.
23:06Uh, who wants to share next?
23:09Come on, guys.
23:10It's what it's all about.
23:11We've got to get up.
23:12Have a go.
23:22Hey.
23:24Um, we heard you might be able to help us out.
23:27You want to book the root room?
23:28Yes, please.
23:29Madeleine's been reading Velvet Thrones.
23:32Okay, I can squeeze you guys in at 2pm.
23:35Yeah, 30 bucks paid up front.
23:37Oh, plus that lemonade.
23:39Thank you.
23:40Um, Amelia said it was 20.
23:43Well, maybe Amelia needs a lesson on supply and demand economics,
23:47because there's a lot of horny Thrones fans in need of some privacy.
23:50Now, do you want it or not?
23:55Yeah.
23:59You know, I hope for your girlfriend's sake,
24:02you're a bit more assertive in the bedroom, eh?
24:05Uh-huh.
24:09Beautiful.
24:13It said, don't silence your story.
24:39Yeah, we'll try to, like, free as many of the poor creatures as possible.
24:42It's, like, really rewarding and hot.
24:45Eat pussy, not animals!
24:48Eat pussy, not animals!
24:51Eat pussy, not animals!
24:53Oh, I did it, I freed her!
24:55I did it, I did it!
25:00Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chook.
25:02It's okay, it's okay, come on.
25:04Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook.
25:05We rescued that chicken.
25:07The Vet Science Club was looking after her while she was waiting to be rehomed.
25:11Oh, it's okay, I've got her.
25:12Wow, you're a natural.
25:14Have you ever considered joining hags?
25:16No.
25:17Oh, come on, come on.
25:19I was just living my truth.
25:21Oh, I was just living my truth!
25:24Come on, I'm sorry, she's actually with us.
25:25You can take her.
25:26Yes, I'm sorry, so thank you for your understanding.
25:31Okay.
25:35Don't you listen to serial killer podcasts returning to the scene of the crime?
25:39It's how they always get caught.
25:44Okay, well, if the nose broke when the bus fell, then it probably, uh, bounced off, like,
25:50that part of the ride, and the lantern may be, uh...
25:55Um, this is pointless.
25:57We're never gonna find a tiny piece of rock.
25:59Whoa!
26:00Hey, little lady.
26:01Oh, it was close.
26:03Uh, yeah, the gate was open.
26:06I lost my bag yesterday.
26:08I think I might have left it somewhere around here.
26:11Well, you'll need to go speak to the owner about that.
26:13This area's a no-go zone while we're investigating.
26:16Investigating?
26:17What happened?
26:18That's what we're trying to ascertain.
26:20We're not at liberty to say.
26:22But, pff, no-one died or anything, right?
26:25Actually, yeah, someone ended up in St. Vincent's.
26:28Oh, my God, who?
26:29Derek.
26:30What?
26:31We can't really talk about an ongoing investigation.
26:34Yeah, of course.
26:36Um...
26:36Derek shouldn't have disclosed that piece of information to you,
26:39and, frankly, beside the point.
26:42It's important for us to assist all elements
26:44that play thoroughly and as good as you...
26:47There's no place to let you do it, how we do it.
26:49No, of course.
26:50Yeah, no worries.
26:52Um...
26:53I'll leave you guys to it.
26:54Thanks.
27:04Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:05I got it!
27:06I got it!
27:07Oh, my God!
27:08You should have seen me.
27:09I was like fucking Spider-Man, seriously.
27:11He was like...
27:12Pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff.
27:13Um, um, um, um, um...
27:15Those Workwatch guys said that Clancy's in the hospital.
27:18Yeah, he's probably just spreading the wrist or something.
27:20Harps, we got the nose.
27:22No one's dead.
27:23This is a win.
27:24You said Malachi's at St. Vincent's?
27:26Yeah, why?
27:29Shit!
27:34The bell has gone.
27:36Why are we standing around?
27:41Hey, keep it down in there.
27:43What are you two doing loitering around?
27:45Wait, I didn't keep it down.
27:46Oh, thank you.
27:49Okay.
27:50Go red, go red!
27:52Shh!
27:54Hi, my mum.
27:56Hi, Auntie.
27:58Hi.
27:59Why aren't you in class?
28:01Um, I got my period.
28:03Your period?
28:04Yeah.
28:04Right.
28:05Just, I thought you got that last week.
28:09Remember when you raided all my pads and used my $90 anti-ageing serum to shave your legs while you
28:15were at it?
28:16Anyway, um, off to class you go.
28:18No, wait, wait, wait.
28:19Shh, shh, shh, shh.
28:20What are you doing?
28:22What's going on?
28:23Um, I'm really thirsty.
28:27Okay, well, get a drink on your way to class.
28:30Mm-hmm.
28:31Mm-hmm.
28:31What are you doing?
28:35I don't know.
28:35What am I doing?
28:37Tears?
28:38I'm really thirsty, actually.
28:40Don't you dare!
28:41Shut up!
28:47My office!
28:49Now!
28:55Oh, shit.
28:57It's gone.
29:00Well, thank you all for participating with such openness, and, uh, I look forward to seeing
29:06many of you at auditions soon.
29:08Thanks, guys.
29:14Um, so you guys have fun.
29:17Thank you, Lane.
29:18Truly love you.
29:20Oh, my God!
29:23Uh, Lane?
29:25Darren, what can I do for you?
29:28Um, I wanted to see if you had any notes about my monologue.
29:33I kind of got the feeling you weren't vibing my performance.
29:40You know, it's, it's funny you used that word, performance, because, honestly, that's what
29:48I felt like I was watching.
29:49A performance, a persona.
29:52Something tells me it's one you might have been playing for quite some time.
29:57I think I was just trying to play to my strengths.
30:01Yeah.
30:02There's a difference between playing to your strengths and playing it safe.
30:05You know, chasing a laugh, it's easy, but it's also a type of armor, a way of protecting
30:10yourself.
30:11From what?
30:12You tell me.
30:16The stage is yours to really show the world who you are.
30:19What do you want them to see?
30:20What do you want them to see?
30:26Thank you.
30:48You look ridiculous.
30:50Clancy, you've got a good look at me too.
30:51I'm not taking any chances.
30:53I cannot believe you can pull this off.
30:58Now we're going.
31:01You came to see me.
31:03Why didn't you pick up your phone?
31:06My nipples feel weird.
31:09Shit.
31:10He's high on painkillers.
31:12Okay, you need to come with us, hmm?
31:14Well, I'm just making a tea.
31:15Are you crazy?
31:16Get this off.
31:17Hey, that's my happy bracelet.
31:20Listen, okay, Clancy is in this hospital.
31:22He might recognize us, so we need to stay out of sight.
31:24Who's Clancy?
31:26Papa?
31:29Jackie.
31:31What are you doing here?
31:34Clancy had a bit of an accident last night.
31:37Oh my God, is he all right?
31:38What are you doing here?
31:40I'm, I'm, I'm, I just came in to visit a friend.
31:45Carnival's going to be closed for a while, love.
31:47That reminds me, I've got to let the casuals know.
31:50Well, would you like me to do that?
31:52Would you?
31:53Yeah.
31:53That'd be a huge help.
31:55I've got their numbers in my phone.
31:57It's back in the room.
31:58Oh, oh, yeah, um, oh, why don't you guys go back to the room and, and I'll meet you there
32:03later?
32:04Do you want a tea first?
32:06We're just down this way, love.
32:09Papa wants one.
32:27I won't be sick, love.
32:51He's dying, he's dying, really, 50 cc's of medicine.
32:55Oh my God, Claire, oh, oh, we're losing him.
32:59Come on, you bastard, don't you die on me.
33:03I thought your bones would be strung from all that Swiss cheese.
33:07Hey, at least you have a story to tell your mates when you get back.
33:11Pretty painful flight home, though.
33:13Oh, I'm sorry, home?
33:14Really?
33:16Well, yeah.
33:19No, I mean, I'm happier there than I ever was here, so.
33:23Okay, ouch.
33:24No, well, no one knew me there.
33:26I could just, I don't know, I could be whoever I wanted to be.
33:29Who was that?
33:32Come on, you don't ever think about what you left behind here?
33:39Well, yeah, not really.
33:41Right, this place is cursed.
33:43I've been here for five minutes and I'm in hospital.
33:45Yeah, but I mean, it wasn't this place that made you come to the carnival or climb the ride.
33:49Yeah.
33:51Right, you know what I mean.
33:56But it's being around you.
33:57It just sort of, it creates chaos for me.
34:00Really?
34:01Is that what you wrote in your mystery letter?
34:04How I'm responsible for everything wrong in your life?
34:07God.
34:08No, don't.
34:09Don't do that.
34:10Don't just stretch up the paths.
34:11Like, I'm a different person now.
34:12Yeah, so you keep saying.
34:25Cool.
34:25Well, if I don't see you before you go, have a great life being your amazing new self.
34:45Clancy is in a fucking coma.
34:48Are you sure?
34:49Yes, I'm sure.
34:52Oh, shit, okay.
34:54You just go take care of the statue.
34:56I'm going to stay here for a little bit.
34:58I'll call you later.
34:59I'll call you later.
35:02Okay.
35:03I just filled out the mystery.
35:05Okay.
35:10Hi.
35:12Um, I've let everyone on the roster know.
35:14Is there anything else I can do?
35:16Oh, I mean, it's, um, actually, me and mum didn't have a chance to grab anything before
35:23we came.
35:23A few supplies would be good.
35:25Yeah.
35:25Just tell me what you need.
35:28I mean, um, how is he?
35:33Not good.
35:34Only got himself to blame, though.
35:39Good.
35:58I mean, I'll do something.
36:01And I can't claim it.
36:02Ah.
36:07Ruy, ยฟcuรกl es lo que estรกs haciendo?
36:12Estirando a las undies y sacando un chiquito.
36:16No, ยฟverdad?
36:18Es lo mismo.
36:24ยฟQuieres elaborar?
36:26ยฟAhora que mi compaรฑero me abandonรณ porque tengo prรญncipes?
36:30No, no.
36:32ยฟQuรฉ te haces?
36:33ยฟQuรฉ te haces?
36:35ยฟPor quรฉ?
36:40Para evitar que se encontrara que yo estoy en el centro de la sala para estudiar.
36:45Es realmente muy problemรกtica para que se usen un espacio especรญfico para la gente neurodivergenta.
36:52ยกUgh!
36:54Ok.
36:56I see why your friends don't want you around.
37:05But also, screw friends.
37:09Better off without them.
37:11Trust me.
37:12Yeah, that sounds kind of tragic.
37:15Nah, what's tragic is that I miss seeing you in your undies.
37:19I have a feeling I would have really liked it.
37:25All I know.
37:26I've got to be with you.
37:29No reason not to be next to you.
37:33You're next to me.
37:35Oh, to you.
37:37Yeah, oh, to me.
37:39Time again.
37:40Here's the smell of blood.
37:41Still, all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
37:46The saying of Fife had a wife, blah, blah, blah.
37:48You get the picture.
37:49So?
37:50It was great.
37:51It was very Darren.
37:53But that's the problem.
37:54She said I'm a caricature.
37:56I don't think that's what she said.
37:57She said I use armor.
38:00Whatever that means.
38:01I don't know.
38:02Can't you just like, you know, do it more proofful or something?
38:07Wow, thanks, Donovslaski.
38:08If I knew how to do that, I'd be doing it.
38:09But I don't because I'm shit.
38:13You could try a different monologue.
38:15There's no time.
38:19That's it.
38:19I'm not doing the audition.
38:21No, come on, you've tried so hard.
38:22I clearly don't know what I'm doing and I'm not good enough.
38:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
38:26It's fine.
38:28That dream is over.
38:34Now that was a little hammy.
38:36Pshhh.
38:41Hey.
38:43You okay?
38:45Sounded weird on the phone.
38:52Hey.
38:54What is it?
38:55What's going on?
38:58Hm?
39:03You know what?
39:04I need to tell you something.
39:08I messed up really, really bad.
39:13Shit.
39:17I know it.
39:19You knew what?
39:20You weren't replying to my messages last night.
39:24You were acting weird at the uni.
39:28I just...
39:31I had a feeling.
39:33That I stole your school statue and put someone in a coma with it.
39:40What?
39:41What are you talking about?
39:43Scans show a ligament tear.
39:45Fortunately, it's minor.
39:47What? So no surgery then?
39:49A month in the sling should do the trick and give time for your ribs to fully recover.
39:54Yeah, great. Easy. Thank you.
39:55Hold up, son.
39:57What about travel? Like a long-haul flight to Geneva?
40:00Well, there's a chance of DVT and it could be very painful.
40:04Yeah, but like I'm young and fit and stuff, so...
40:06It's just about gauging the risks you're willing to take.
40:10Well, I'm not willing to take any.
40:12We're staying put until you're better.
40:16Mum, I can handle it. It's...
40:17Malachi, decision made.
40:20Thanks, Tom.
40:27You'll be right.
40:28Yeah.
40:31So Malachi was at the carnival.
40:33Why didn't you tell me he was back?
40:35Because I didn't know until he showed up at the carnival.
40:37You know we didn't keep in touch.
40:40Noah.
40:42There is nothing going on between me and Malachi anymore.
40:47Okay.
40:49Yeah, I believe you.
40:50Okay.
40:53And what about the other thing?
40:55Do you think I should just go to the cops about the prank?
41:00It's up to you.
41:02It just might complicate things.
41:04You know, I hope the guy's okay and everything, but...
41:07Why risk your future over something that wasn't your fault?
41:11Yeah?
41:13Thank you for being so amazing.
41:19Love you.
41:25Now, spit.
41:39All right, let's see.
41:40We're gonna...
41:42Nice job.
41:49Huh.
42:07So long, you old bastard.
42:24But why would Clancy turn on a ride in the middle of the night?
42:27The amount of time he's got wasted on stupid shit.
42:29You're one to talk outrage until after one...
42:32Three hours I was trying to get a hold of you last night.
42:35Listen.
42:36I know what I saw.
42:38That ride was already on when I saw him running towards...
42:40What? What?
42:42What are you saying, Mum?
42:43Someone else turned on the ride.
42:52The bus is officially back where it belongs and we are free.
42:57And in the clear, baby.
43:03Clancy didn't turn on the ride.
43:07What?
43:08No, that's...
43:09That's not possible, Harps.
43:11He had to have done it.
43:12And it was one of us.
43:15One of us put him in the hospital.
43:21Oh...
43:25And he did it.
43:27...
43:27...
43:27...
43:58Gracias por ver el video.
44:27Gracias por ver el video.
44:30Gracias por ver el video.
45:27Gracias por ver el video.
45:57Gracias por ver el video.
46:00Gracias por ver el video.
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