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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized don't ask me. I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:23And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35What changed in the last year romance crossed enemy lines some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak and there was a drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:01Some of us still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling. I'm gonna smash my exams get into psych at university and continue being
01:13an absolute
01:14legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school so I can step into this beautiful thing called adulthood
01:31Adulthood
01:33Uh, that's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in three words or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well, I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath, it's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day for the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie, it's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8 and I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill, Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee so muck up day falls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's right
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:32Shove it up your arse, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb
02:38Give me that
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice-captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:47You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive mine, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:13Oh, she's really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20He heard he's um, he's out of hospital and back in Dubois so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29oh my god oh my god trial exam results are in 92 in biology 95 in english 85 in maths
03:36the plan's on track the plan's on track what plan oh me and hops go to sydney metropolitan uni
03:43arts psychology we graduate with honors go backpacking join a k-pop entourage then come
03:48back and start our careers and co-parent and an alaskan malamute named jack barkler yeah that
03:52one sounds lesbo my plans to not get anyone pregnant yet should be malachi's plan oh way to
04:02bring up goes to boyfriends past yeah i'm sorry um where's your shirt well softly banned me from
04:09wearing it apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs oh she's going down
04:16passive aggressive i'm sexy obsessive that closet impressive she messy possessive that message
04:27get slasher no guys this isn't fair i can only get some fun at a time
04:38oi popo high suck this
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07:04all of you
07:06I clear yes, miss
07:25Graduate drama school Emmy Oscar Grammy Tony
07:31Movie premieres with cash is my own candy. They said that
07:37Okay, finish the apprenticeship and
07:42You know
07:44Doing tattoos signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award-winning podcast. Oh about what anything I want
07:51I'm a storyteller. Mom's got it all worked out. I'm gonna be a carpenter like Jesus
07:57They are pretty good money. It's just like nothing but wood
08:02All day, I am going to be a practicing there having graduated from my uni of choice because I'm going
08:08to get that scholarship
08:09Everything going to plan. I'll get drafted in an AFLW team. Whatever. I need to do. I'll move anywhere
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted
08:18Because she's getting a draft
08:20She's so good
08:22Okay, why don't I see myself in five years? I would love to start my own non-profit
08:27You know I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that
08:31Just really helping people where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea. I
08:39See myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best friend
08:45Harper
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and we'll probably have a boob job by that point
08:57Looks great
08:59Yeah, except I lost all that footage because the water bombs. No one will know that's missing
09:05This video on my graduation speech my last act to school captain it has to be perfect will it will
09:10be I promise okay
09:11Now just come hang out inside the bowler, right? Everyone's there. There's no point obsessing over what happened
09:16Come on, come on
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year
09:23Why couldn't I just let us have our markup day because if they want something they always get it. Do
09:29you think no one knows where the Ibis head is?
09:31I don't know why don't we ask him. Oi nah you two out, okay? My boss sees he's in here
09:35dressed like that. We're not staying, bro
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend
09:41G'day
09:42Really love that you showed your pink to my entire school. Yeah, that was Seb's idea
09:48And the Ibis head
09:49Crime of opportunity
09:51You'll get it back. Just don't let Seb know you want it
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla? When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper, if you want head, just ask nicely
10:06Yuck!
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever, not for this shit
10:11Gotta get to work
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight. I got a summer job at the carnival in town
10:18Oh, I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral in a white trash
10:25How's your neck?
10:26You know from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence and a low low IQ
10:34All right
10:36Back in your box
10:37Bye
10:38Come on
10:40See you later, plebs
10:41Hey, nice shorts
10:43Dick
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down
10:50Noah too
10:51It's us versus them
10:53They have something of ours
10:55We need something of theirs
11:00A head for a head
11:01Yes
11:01Nope
11:02You heard what Woodsy said
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions
11:16And neither do you
11:18This is our future, Hobbes
11:29Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces
11:33Or satrapies
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kinder
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper
11:40Except Harper's not a massive dildo
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future
11:49Brutal
11:49Well, people change
11:51Go down different tracks
11:53That's not me and Hobbes
11:54We're going to terrorise nursing homes together
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already
12:04I would have sexed you to death
12:06Worst ways to go out
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch
12:11I see what you did there
12:13Gotta keep on track
12:14Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in...
12:26330 BC
12:29That was really good
12:31Yeah
12:32Now take off your cardigan
12:34It's really cold
12:37No, it's freezing
12:39Take off your cardigan
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once
12:49Oh my...
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair, you've got a Tudor
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes
12:57Give them here
13:01Persian Empire
13:04Pompeii
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:14Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24What else are you hiding?
13:37The Forbidden City
13:38The Forbidden City
13:42It's a grubby tactic
13:45It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50Chichi
13:59Thank you
14:01I mean...
14:03Gotta keep on track
14:32The Forbidden City
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon
14:41We all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today
14:46Our students were very insistent
14:48No problem
14:49This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma
14:51His Vice Johnson
14:53I've asked them to join the meeting, considering the nature of it
14:56Now...
14:57Let me get this straight
15:00Naked boys in...
15:04Balaclavas
15:05Stormed Hartley High yesterday
15:07And you think the boys are from this school?
15:09We know they are, sir
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry
15:17With our students and our schools
15:19In the past, perhaps
15:20This particular cohort has been very collegiate
15:24They stole the head of our mascot
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts
15:37And get them to return it promptly
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors
15:44Most of whom are not regularly on campus
15:46I can identify one of the streakers
15:49He's standing right next to you
15:51Sebastian?
15:53That's not true, sir
15:54I thought you said the boys were wearing Balaclavas
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck
15:59That's where Harper tackled him
16:01Uh, one of the year 12 students
16:03Tried to apprehend one of the culprits
16:05Sir, I wasn't there
16:07And I'm gonna be honest with you
16:08I have no idea what they're talking about
16:12Sebastian
16:13How did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle, rugby game, got a bit spirited
16:16Oh, chosh!
16:17Mhmm
16:20Bullshit
16:21I was two inches away from your penis
16:24And I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ballsack
16:27And I will happily ID it
16:29Okay, well clearly we can't do that
16:31Go on, show us your dick
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over
16:39Sasha, please sit down
16:42Well, that went well
16:44Mhmm
16:58Oh!
16:59What a dreamboat!
17:00Rack off, creeper!
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend, boyfriend, briefly
17:05Oi, Noah!
17:06Yo!
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex
17:09Another car?
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday
17:12And I was just curious as to what he was up to
17:14Don't read into it
17:16Cool
17:18Well, good
17:19Just go hit the showers and then I'll see you after
17:21Okay
17:21Talk to you soon
17:22Love you
17:25You are on a roll
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads
17:30Look, you've had your fun
17:32When are you gonna give it back?
17:33I don't have it
17:34Not anymore
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door
17:41Can I help Naomi when we get out
17:43Are you ready for tonight?
17:47No
17:47O-O-O-Oh
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so we couldn't.
18:07Well, there's got to be a way.
18:08You're the one with the end.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:19Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:22How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:32How bad are your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay, okay?
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC.
18:44Trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48We're the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously, you're just working two jobs.
19:01And you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:03That's never going to change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:11Maybe...
19:12Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:28Wait here.
19:58You're the smartest person I've ever seen.
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere.
20:28They'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, Matt, a third court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large, and we need to do it tonight.
20:37I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Oz.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45Who could hang it from a ride?
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adlaze.
20:56This one's, uh, not worth the risk.
20:59Well, you said anything about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Hmm.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head, and when...
21:17You'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Brunos meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36It's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno School website, so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:40Up comes a picture of Bruno, covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Sick idea, Sash.
22:06Great idea.
22:07Genius.
22:07It's a matter.
22:08It's brilliant.
22:08Yeah, that's a matter.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so.
22:11So, um, great, team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16Yeah, you're good to work on, boss.
22:18We love you, vice captain.
22:19Hacking.
22:20All right, our plan shit's all over that.
22:22So, I'll iron out the details and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg who said, just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42Hi.
22:46But that final step would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club, you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse.
23:27Curse on both your houses.
23:28Oh!
23:34Like Beth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:39Um.
23:41Ant just found this website open on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss called Velvet Thrones if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, David.
23:54Ant went for missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:58Everyone.
23:58Even to your sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not, but it feels so good to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's actually really good.
24:18Have you, um, have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a VR headset moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:46Amory.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were going to come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um, I left my charger, but, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap of shit day, so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:05And why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yacht club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much it means to Quinny, so I...
25:17Noah.
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:24A crab made a home in its left eye socket,
25:27and then, um, the seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus.
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want to tell you this, Quinn,
25:39but, um, Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:46Which is why this muck needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet Penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:05Hearts, minds, souls.
26:07Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood spline of their hair?
26:16At this rate, I'll never be able to nose again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my stool 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:28Babe.
26:48It's Malachi, remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just, Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:07We just, we wanted to hang out.
27:13Um, what are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:18So, mum and I have just come to help hang up the house.
27:22Malachi, come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion, but unlimited rides, people.
27:32Sorry.
27:33We brought the band back together.
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um, did you know?
27:40No.
27:42I mean, Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai, so I knew that he was
27:47in
27:47the approximate geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby, it was just close friends.
27:53Which I am right, the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack, but you need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right.
28:01Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:04Until go time, we just need to blend in.
28:05Like regular teens, enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:26Huh?
28:26Oh, yeah?
28:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
28:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:35But I might even care to shake the sự abound me.
28:46And we don't know where I want to rest.
28:54To dance, I guess we've got enough to go to the world.
29:08As you see, there's no one around
29:15Hold up!
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like full on summit.
29:24Sorry, that must have been to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28You're the pond, not the fish.
29:31Moved on.
29:31My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:37Yeah.
29:39Hey, we're gonna get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget showcase.
29:44That'll make up for heaps of loss marks.
29:46I hope so.
29:47Yeah, well.
29:48I'm covering it breaks.
29:50You wanna take yours now?
29:51Uh, thanks, I don't need one.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My maid will get me something.
29:57Does your maid have a name?
29:59Anne-Marie.
30:00Anne-Marie.
30:01I thought it was gonna be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot, rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gert in your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy.
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your...
30:27door.
30:28Hey, Chase Gert on your own time, yeah?
30:30Anna.
30:41Anne-Marie.
30:53Ah, can we just...
30:55Oh, what's going on?
31:00We moved halfway across the world, and I had to hear it from Lucy.
31:04I know, it was...
31:05It was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye.
31:12That's that why you ignored my letter?
31:17I never got a letter.
31:20You didn't?
31:21No, not like I.
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now.
31:28No, I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker the day of formal.
31:38That whole part of the school burnt to the ground.
32:03You're tragic.
32:05You going on this alone?
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh my God, this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally about studying psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyse myself.
32:46I'm not scared.
32:47Oh!
32:49I'm shooting myself!
32:51Oh!
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:09I must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man.
33:12Sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:15Alright, three tickets, three chances to win.
33:17You're on that chest there, Hercules?
33:19Yeah!
33:20Yeah!
33:20Step up and print!
33:22I think I got it from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25Alright.
33:26Five bucks, as I can tell.
33:28Yeah, easy.
33:28Uh, are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you piss.
33:32Oh, the language of love.
33:34Want to learn?
33:35Uncheck?
33:35You wish.
33:37Father of my babies.
33:40What?
33:42Sorry.
33:44Yeah, alright.
33:44You're not full, babe.
33:45Give me that thank you.
33:48I hate that.
33:50Do it.
33:56We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen!
33:59That was so good!
34:00That was so good!
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slappy hand!
34:07Slappy hand!
34:08I have a slumpy hand!
34:09I have a slumpy hand!
34:10All yours, darling.
34:12Thank you!
34:13Thank you!
34:14Thank you!
34:15Thank you!
34:23I actually would have picked you for studying inside.
34:27Yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do.
34:36And after all the Rowan stuff, I had to see a counsellor.
34:40So, you know, that really helped me.
34:43Thought I'd like to help people in that way, too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault.
34:54Or mine.
34:56And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:05Oh, your boyfriend?
35:06You know?
35:08Missy keeps me updated, so.
35:11Oh.
35:15So how long is it?
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah.
35:20After the fire, St. Bruno's invited us to use their campus.
35:24Like, their oval art rooms, sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but like, the least awful version of one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest.
35:36Dependable.
35:37Loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:42Well, dogs can't hold tents.
35:43So no risk of them writing letters.
35:51So, um...
35:52Not that it really matters much now, but...
35:55What did you write me?
36:00What?
36:08Uh...
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:14Like what?
36:18Yeah.
36:23That I just...
36:25Ah!
36:28Oh.
36:29Hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:31So sorry to interrupt...
36:34This.
36:35A little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:38Sorry, you just...
36:41Puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Straight as to the exit, eh?
36:49What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57Cody?
37:00Sasha?
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh.
37:03My parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before I...
37:13I should've just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey, Liz.
37:20What are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24What?
37:25My thumb, your hand!
37:26Water, water, water, water, water, water.
37:31Sashie!
37:32Sashie!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34I mean, I told you not to spend all of your money on that.
37:38Get here, we're going home!
37:39Hey!
37:39That's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right!
37:45It's time to mobilise. Operation Headjob is a goal.
37:47The carnival's closing in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually.
38:03Need a ride, so...
38:05Did Mr. Tell you the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers.
38:11Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a while.
38:17Unless...
38:18I wait with you guys.
38:21Lot of bodies.
38:22Little chalk.
38:26But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest.
38:30Mm-hmm.
39:11Frum.
39:17No.
39:18No, no, no.
39:19No, no, no, no, no.
39:19No.
39:25What are you doing?
39:30You guys are insane.
39:32Seb's gonna shit himself.
39:34Roll out.
39:35Roll out.
39:35Get your tickets to ride.
39:36Guys, guys, guys, guys, stop arming around.
39:39We need to get this done, and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42All right.
39:44I'll get the mannequin up there.
39:45Great.
39:46It's a Tony drug mouth!
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is.
39:50Jeez.
39:53It's all right.
39:54I'm good.
39:56It's all right.
39:56I'll get it.
39:57I've got this baby.
39:59Ah!
40:00Jeez.
40:01Nope.
40:01Nope.
40:02Cannot do it.
40:03Aw.
40:03No, cool, dude.
40:04It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
40:12Please.
40:12Please.
40:13Settle down.
40:13Babe, it's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19I'll do it.
40:21Oh.
40:21Oh, okay.
40:22Don't.
40:22Forget.
40:24This.
40:26All right.
40:26Uh, grab the rope, Harps.
40:28I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film stop.
40:34And you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do you know what to do?
40:36Um, and you two...
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing, seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenie.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on.
40:57Come on.
40:58Can you help me with it?
40:59Hey.
41:00Oh.
41:01Jesus.
41:01God.
41:03Stop it.
41:04Hold this up.
41:05Okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Yeah, I've got it.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:16There we go.
41:18Oh, Bruno.
41:36What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now.
41:42Malachi!
41:43Just leave it.
41:44No!
41:44Let's go!
41:45No!
41:46No!
41:46No!
41:47No!
41:47No!
41:48No!
41:48No!
41:50No!
41:52No!
41:53No!
41:59No!
42:00No!
42:00Oh, my God!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back here, you little shit.
42:08Oh!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:14Come back here!
42:42Go, go, go, go, go.
42:45Go, go, go, go, go.
43:16Go, go, go, go.
43:45Go, go, go, go.
44:24Go, go, go.
44:54Go, go, go.
45:15Go, go, go.
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