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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Couple Goals.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstepper.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:54Yeah!
00:59Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get more!
01:23Don't get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:28Oh no!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Saboteurs!
01:33Let's cause some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:52Oh my god!
01:54Mind games!
01:55Oh my god!
01:56And mayhem!
01:57I look like Shrek!
02:00Get your ball and just sit!
02:02Oh my god!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage!
02:12Wow!
02:13Look at this!
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the Manor House.
02:21It's got a good foyer!
02:23Wow!
02:24Wow!
02:25It's got a library!
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens!
02:31Of course it does!
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the Manor House is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow!
02:41This is insane!
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake
02:49TV shows, including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper!
02:57Wow!
02:58This is great!
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK?
03:02Hello Sam!
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:05What about this button?
03:06Yeah, I'm just going to press this button.
03:07It's a...
03:08Oh!
03:09I'm stopping it!
03:10That is so cool!
03:13Yes, go on Judy, you can get under that!
03:15Don't press it now!
03:16Don't press it!
03:16Don't press it!
03:17Oh my god!
03:19Oh my god!
03:20Oh my god!
03:21Oh my god!
03:22I thought we were gonna kill Judy Love!
03:24Hold Judy out!
03:25Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:29I thought we'd kill the loose woman!
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:35HQ Alert!
03:35Oh!
03:37Celebrities!
03:38Welcome to The Manor House!
03:40And to your top secret Mission HQ!
03:42Thank you for having us!
03:43It's an absolute pleasure!
03:44Love what you've done with the place!
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47Yes!
03:47More than you would ever know!
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule!
03:51Do not get caught!
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game!
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my god!
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught!
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money!
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all gonna sabotage together!
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one!
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities!
04:17Oh, guys!
04:18Oh!
04:19Celebrities Sabotage is a five player game!
04:22What?
04:23We're only four!
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur!
04:27Oh!
04:27There's another one of us!
04:29Yes!
04:29Oh my god!
04:30Who's it gonna be?
04:31Let's go!
04:34Oh!
04:39What an absolute honour!
04:41Oh, stop it you!
04:42I can't believe this!
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ!
04:45Come on round!
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the guard.
04:50But I can't run!
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage.
04:56Right.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ Alert!
05:05Celebrities!
05:06Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show,
05:18called The Applicant.
05:20Oh, yes!
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're gonna be so serious.
05:25And catty maybe as well.
05:26Meow, if you will.
05:29Oh, look at them!
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall!
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up,
05:37and I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:44Yeah!
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery, and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:53You've heard it 24-7, I'll wear 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:59Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young.
06:01Jake is super young.
06:02I'm very competitive.
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:08things by the book.
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:15Elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Lessons.
06:18Yeah, you could do with them.
06:19Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural born leader.
06:23Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like,
06:26Yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:30I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business.
06:44Oh, the driver's coming round.
06:47The suspense.
06:49It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who do you think you're gonna be?
06:57It's Sir Alan.
07:03Yes.
07:04Oh, look at their faces.
07:05Sarah Davies.
07:07Good morning, everyone.
07:08Good morning.
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:12Excited.
07:13Emma, Emma.
07:14Emma's really happy.
07:16Look at Emma's face.
07:17She's so happy.
07:18She's crying.
07:19Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
07:26Good luck, Sarah.
07:27Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we.
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:52Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:00Mission alert.
08:03Celebrities.
08:04It's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:07Okay.
08:08Sam and GK.
08:09Yeah!
08:10Yeah!
08:10Thank you all, man.
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:17Oh, my days!
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:25Oh, no!
08:27That's a lot of money to start with.
08:28It's a lot of money.
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah.
08:34How are we going to do this?
08:37Oh, look at that door!
08:38Oh, my God!
08:39There's a hole down the road!
08:39The door's open!
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt.
08:44Ah.
08:45We've got it!
08:46We've got it!
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair!
08:50Hi!
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52There we go.
08:54This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sara is, like, still out there speaking to the contestant.
09:03Oh, sorry!
09:03Let's go!
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:11I know.
09:12I know.
09:12They're just out there!
09:13They're just out there!
09:13Oh, my goodness!
09:14They're so slippery!
09:15They're on the floor!
09:16If you can hear us, touch your bum!
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:21Jake!
09:22Hello?
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:31I hate heights!
09:32That's not even a height!
09:34Oh, I see...
09:34I see you on the roof!
09:36I see you on the roof!
09:37Where?
09:37Do you see them there?
09:39We can see you!
09:39We can see you!
09:40Just remember to stay low!
09:42Oh!
09:43Is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the applicants?
09:46Oh, my God!
09:48Oh, my God!
09:49Give us a wave!
09:51Yes!
09:52Nice!
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:54I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, TK!
10:03Watch this!
10:05And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:09Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again!
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:25Oh, Jake!
10:26Jake!
10:27Jake!
10:27Get down!
10:28Get down!
10:29I threw the spoon!
10:31I threw the spoon!
10:32You threw the spoon!
10:33You threw the spoon!
10:35You threw the spoon!
10:43I have to say you got the spoon!
10:44I have to say you got the spoon!
10:48I don't know how is this all hitting me.
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I've definitely got the gift for the gaff.
10:54You should goddamn hand.
10:55Yeah, go hand.
11:00And finally, Mel, are you going to take the win?
11:04Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
11:06He's turned around.
11:07Someone's looking.
11:14I am franchised preschool classes.
11:16Jake.
11:17Oh, you might have got him.
11:18You might have got him.
11:19He's looking round.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23He's got bad pull on.
11:24I'm like, did it actually go on you?
11:26I just got on my shoe.
11:27That's good luck.
11:27That's good luck.
11:28Wait, he's on his shoe.
11:29He's on his shoe.
11:29He's on his shoe.
11:30Yes!
11:33Yes!
11:35Yes!
11:36Yes!
11:36Guys, but stay low, stay low.
11:38That is good luck.
11:39A baby wipe will do.
11:41It just keeps splattering.
11:43Look.
11:44Can you see all that?
11:47Look how close it got to us.
11:49I don't know where it is.
11:50It keeps splatting.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
12:01We've won them a grand.
12:02Come back to HQ.
12:04You've done excellently well.
12:05And bring the yogurt, because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:09It was like a bird pooing.
12:11I didn't see a bird in the sky, so God knows where it was.
12:14It literally landed on the shoe.
12:16Whoa!
12:18The birds are back!
12:19We did it!
12:20You did it.
12:20You got it on his shoe.
12:21You got it on his shoe.
12:22Don't touch me.
12:23Right.
12:23It's time for your first task.
12:26And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh, you will be Team Blue Vision.
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel, you will be Team Power.
12:36For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:43To pitch it is a premium wedding venue.
12:46You need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:51My eight.
12:53Like this.
12:54Good luck, everyone.
12:55Off you go into the manor.
12:56They're going in.
12:57Good luck, applicants.
12:58Look, they're right by us.
12:59Where?
13:00Oh, my God, they're right night next to us.
13:01Shut up.
13:02Sorry.
13:03Shut up.
13:04Fingers on lips.
13:07Wow.
13:07How nice is this?
13:09Well done, Sari.
13:10You are absolutely amazing.
13:12Someone chucked something down here.
13:13Oh, that was a spoon.
13:15You're a spoon, man.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what?
13:21You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:23Well, lucky me.
13:25Look at me.
13:26With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:31So, we've got the games.
13:32We've got the welcome drinks.
13:33We've got the flower arch.
13:35One more thing in the barn.
13:36We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:38You know what?
13:38We're looking at the teams.
13:39I was very much team Blue Vision.
13:41I do like the way team power are really enthusiastic.
13:45You forget, Judy, this is not a real show.
13:47Yeah, no.
13:48None of it matters.
13:49It doesn't matter which team is better,
13:50because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:54Mission alert.
13:56Oh!
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go.
13:59Celebrities.
13:59It's time for your next sabotage missions,
14:02which will happen at the same time.
14:04We've got a double.
14:06Judy.
14:06Judy.
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower,
14:09whilst team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn.
14:13I love this.
14:14I love this.
14:16Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:18Joe.
14:19Joe.
14:19And Joe.
14:20What?
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners,
14:24you must disrupt Team Power's filming,
14:26causing them to stop recording.
14:29Each sabotage is worth £3,000,
14:32making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:36Yes!
14:37Joe, you've got this.
14:38You have got this.
14:40We're both going to be gardeners.
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:44Power!
14:45Time to get shooting.
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:48Absolutely stunning.
14:50Isn't it?
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage.
14:53Oh!
14:56Oh!
14:58Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Let's go!
15:02Come on!
15:04Right, guys.
15:05You are on your way.
15:07Let's get cracking!
15:08Oh, you can't.
15:09Let's go.
15:10Ah!
15:12Go, go, go, Joe!
15:15Stop right here.
15:16Stop right here.
15:22Right, Judy.
15:23You need to spot the champagne tower.
15:25OK.
15:27Wow!
15:28It's beautiful.
15:29Jude.
15:30Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:32They are coming to you.
15:34I found it, guys.
15:35I found it.
15:36Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:38Right, thank you, Sam.
15:39Sorry.
15:40I think I can pull it from behind.
15:43Right?
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that would destroy it.
15:47This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy!
15:49They're literally seconds away!
15:53Oh, God.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54They're about to walk up the steps.
15:56Into the room.
15:59Oh, God.
16:09They're about to walk up the steps.
16:11Into the room.
16:13Oh, God.
16:14Oh, Judy!
16:15They're literally seconds away!
16:18Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:22Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, God!
16:25I think I found something.
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing there.
16:27Right, I've got this.
16:28I've got this.
16:29It's gorgeous.
16:29Those beams are incredible.
16:31Give it a pull.
16:33It's going to be difficult.
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Oh, no, that's too far.
16:40Too far.
16:40Too far.
16:41You need to go back under.
16:42Too far.
16:43You've got the champagne tower.
16:44Oh, the champagne tower.
16:46Yeah.
16:46By the tower!
16:48Oh, my God!
16:51No, no, no, no!
16:53Oh, God!
16:53I thought she was going to do it.
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah.
16:57You have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
17:00Yeah, that's it.
17:00Exactly.
17:01Judy, don't even breathe.
17:04Oh, oh, God!
17:05Judy, they've started.
17:05Judy, they've started.
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:07And then I'll stop.
17:08Yeah?
17:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:10Oh, God!
17:11We're going to tell you when to go.
17:13Stand by.
17:14I can't breathe.
17:15I was so nervous.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try and not get it over you.
17:19Don't take my eye out.
17:20He's opening the bottle.
17:21He's opening the bottle!
17:23So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature
17:27of this venue.
17:28Hold on.
17:29I'm so nervous.
17:31So, this is the champagne tower.
17:33Keep holding.
17:35Stunning.
17:36And it's a bit different.
17:38Hold on.
17:38Oh, God.
17:39Hold on.
17:40So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:43He's popping the bottle.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:05Go on.
18:06Get out of there.
18:07Get out of there.
18:08Run.
18:10What did you do?
18:11I literally just touched it.
18:12Yeah, you barely even touched it.
18:13Yeah.
18:13I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:16Get back to HQ.
18:17Run!
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I just literally touched it.
18:23I didn't...
18:23No, no.
18:23You just touched the top.
18:24I saw it.
18:26This has been awful.
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:33The whole thing.
18:34Touched the top of it.
18:36Touched the top of it.
18:36Very, very lightly.
18:38And the whole thing came down.
18:40While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds, Joel and Joe move
18:46into position to disrupt Team Power's filming.
18:49Right, come on, guys.
18:50Get in there for another three grand.
18:52Go up here.
18:53Go on the right of this bush.
18:54Park there.
18:55OK.
18:57So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction with us saying, and look where
19:01we are now in the beautiful ground.
19:03Action!
19:04Here we go.
19:04This is it.
19:05Go on, Joe.
19:05Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:07Just turn them on.
19:08Turn them on, Joe.
19:09Turn them on.
19:13Bean bag for the kids and also the adults.
19:18Get in the back of their shot.
19:22Oh!
19:23She's really going for it.
19:26She's way too in.
19:31Oh, no!
19:32Joel, go and get you!
19:34What the hell?
19:37She's got rogue.
19:42Why are they not stopping it even though there is, like, industrial noise in the back?
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:49Yeah, yeah.
19:50Give me two.
19:51Give me two.
19:51When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my Lord.
19:56What is it all for?
19:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:03Do they really need to do that now, why?
20:07Ah!
20:09Wait!
20:10Wait!
20:11A little second!
20:12OK, stop.
20:14They've absolutely smashed that.
20:15Oh, that's a disruption!
20:17Well done!
20:18I love gardening.
20:20Is that Joel singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden.
20:25Nice.
20:26Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:28Sorry.
20:29The hell was that?
20:32Yes, dude!
20:34You did so well.
20:37Guys!
20:38Oh, that was so good.
20:40Well done, mate.
20:42I just ploughed through the middle of this.
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn.
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognized.
20:48Just walking through.
20:49So good.
20:49Go get Joe.
20:50Go get Joe.
20:51And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:54What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way.
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some work.
21:00One of those filming, the fingers crossed.
21:01It's all gone well.
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:07Mission alert.
21:09It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:12Sam, disguised in a suit of armor,
21:15you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17for an empty one so they lose all their footage.
21:21This mission is worth £4,000.
21:25That's big.
21:25Remember, don't get caught.
21:28That's hard.
21:29That's hard.
21:30I can't stay still.
21:31Bad, bad choice.
21:34Welcome to the Manor House main lake.
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful
21:40because they're all around the building.
21:42This floor is so slippery.
21:44It does look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing with a suit of armor right now.
21:46Yeah.
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:49More than.
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah.
21:51Team Power.
21:53Come on, Sam.
21:58Oh.
22:00Oh, wow.
22:02Quiet, quiet.
22:05Unintended.
22:05Suits you.
22:06Hey.
22:08They're coming.
22:09Quickly.
22:10Put your headgear down.
22:13Back to the blue room.
22:15Oh, they're coming.
22:16They're coming.
22:16Put your visor down.
22:19They are about to come in.
22:22Louise is walking in.
22:23Flick your head forward.
22:26Tom, I'm nervous.
22:27Grab what we need.
22:28Leave the camera.
22:30They're in.
22:30They're in the room.
22:31They're in the room.
22:32Pop that down.
22:33We'll grab a fresh one.
22:36Oh, my God.
22:36Mel is right there.
22:38And then we'll go down the corridor.
22:39And then we're going down.
22:40Yeah.
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card.
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:50This is the longest.
22:51He's ever.
22:52Doing a great job, man.
22:53Hold it.
22:54Hold it.
22:54Pop that down, Dom.
22:56You don't need that.
22:56Still walking round with her.
22:59They've left their camera.
23:00They've left their camera and they're leaving.
23:01Just wait.
23:01Not yet.
23:03Wait.
23:03Here we go.
23:05That was amazing.
23:06Josh looked right at me.
23:08Sam, they are out of the room.
23:10Go, go, go, go, go.
23:11Nice.
23:11Whoa.
23:12Nice.
23:12Shut the door.
23:14Be really quiet.
23:15I'm trying.
23:16Now get the memory card.
23:18Go get the memory card now.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:21This is very tense.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:23I'm so nervous.
23:25Where's the memory?
23:25Oh, yes.
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:31Yes.
23:32Yes.
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:36He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:38Dad.
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it.
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table.
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:47Oh.
23:48Oh.
23:53Keep quiet.
23:54The group's outside and they might need to come in for anything,
23:57so just be careful.
23:58After a final debrief with her team, Mel goes to collect their footage
24:02to take to the fake show's editor to brief him on their creative vision.
24:06She's coming.
24:07She's...
24:07Guys, she's coming.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09Mel's coming back.
24:10We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:13Ah.
24:14Oh.
24:15She's there.
24:15Check that memory card.
24:17In that camera.
24:18Sam, she's coming back.
24:19Oh.
24:19This is intense.
24:21That's it.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Get back in position.
24:24Get her glove on again.
24:26Sam.
24:27Put your face down!
24:31Sam!
24:40Can you go and get it?
24:41Hurry on.
24:42Mel's coming back.
24:43We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:47Sam, put your face down!
24:53Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
24:56Sam, do not move a muscle.
25:00Becky's right there. That's mental.
25:02Jesus.
25:03What's she checking? What's she checking? What's she checking?
25:10Oh, my God.
25:12Oh, Mel, Mel, please.
25:14You don't know which switch it is. Just take the whole thing on the tripod.
25:17Take the whole thing, Mel.
25:20She's taking forever.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:24Come on.
25:26Why is this going on for so long?
25:28I've never seen anything like it.
25:29Just take the whole thing.
25:31Just take the whole thing.
25:33Just take the whole thing.
25:36Just take the whole thing.
25:38Take the whole thing.
25:42She's actually got the memory.
25:43She's got the card.
25:44Oh, my God. She's taking the card.
25:45Oh, my God.
25:46She's going to check it now.
25:47She's taking the card.
25:48She's taking the card.
25:49Oh, my God.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52She's only gone next door.
25:54Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet.
25:55They're just about to find out that it's empty.
25:57Oh, my God. Let's hear what they say.
25:59Here is our memory switch.
26:00Fantastic.
26:02So, what ideas have you got for your video?
26:04It starts off at the front of the manor house.
26:07Then we're going to move it in as if it was following the order of a natural wedding.
26:13Can I just stop you there?
26:14Is this definitely the right card?
26:17Um, I'm going to make the assumption that it is.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:20I feel sick.
26:21So, the media should all be in this folder here.
26:28As you can see, there is nothing there.
26:31That means we've got no footage.
26:34Look at her face.
26:35She's fuming.
26:35Look at her face.
26:36She's fuming.
26:37Did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you?
26:40Yeah, I'm sure.
26:42This card is blank.
26:44You're joking.
26:45I'm really sorry.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it.
26:52Sam, she's mortified.
26:55But remember, she'll be all right about this tomorrow.
26:58When we win her some money, she's going to love it.
27:00She'll be fine.
27:01Right, I'll go in there, tell the guy.
27:04We will.
27:05She's coming back, Sam.
27:07I don't know what we're going to do.
27:09Straight back to HQ, buddy.
27:11Anyway, thank you.
27:13Straight through the bookcase.
27:16Let's go, let's go.
27:18Hurry up, Sam.
27:20Oh, my God.
27:24I can hear some metal coming in.
27:27Yay!
27:30Come on, let's see with our husband.
27:33Ow, it's on.
27:34Yes, sir.
27:35OK.
27:36I don't know if I'm being stitched off.
27:38Oh, stitched up.
27:40Uh-oh.
27:44Hello, love.
27:45I don't quite know how to tell you this.
27:47She's fuming, look.
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today.
27:52Joking me.
27:53I don't understand.
27:53We've been pressing the buttons all day.
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group.
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually did?
27:59I swear to God.
28:00I swear.
28:02That's impossible.
28:03No.
28:04It feels bad now, but we have just won them loads of money.
28:08They know.
28:08Yeah.
28:09This is it.
28:10I would have thought, but we looked at it.
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light.
28:14Yeah, I've seen the red light.
28:15I have seen the red light.
28:17Oh, it's just...
28:18Oh, it's wrenching.
28:20I pressed the button.
28:21A little dot came up with RAC, like record.
28:24I really don't know what's going on there.
28:26I really don't know.
28:26HQ alert.
28:28Celebrities, your first day of sabotaging is over,
28:32and you have added £11,000 to the prize pot.
28:38Get a good night's sleep,
28:40as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
28:42Let's go.
28:43How do I take this off?
28:46It's day two.
28:48We're back.
28:50And the applicants are about to receive
28:52their final fake task from Sarah.
28:55Let's talk about Sarah.
28:57She's great.
28:58She's in it, isn't she?
28:59Isn't she?
29:00She's so good with it.
29:01Here they come, everyone.
29:03We're giving them money at the end.
29:05We're trying to win them money,
29:06and that's what makes it more easy
29:08for us to be so deceptive.
29:13Good morning, applicants.
29:16Morning.
29:17For today's task,
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests
29:21from the travel company 2E
29:22to come here to the Manor House
29:24for a team-building-away day.
29:26Ooh!
29:28Team Blue Vision,
29:30you will be hosting
29:31a wellness and yoga-away day.
29:34Ooh!
29:35Look how flexible Judy is.
29:36This is Judy doing yoga.
29:38Yes!
29:39Come on!
29:40Look at that.
29:41Come on.
29:41Bit of fun.
29:42Team Power,
29:43you will be hosting
29:45an adventure paint-balling-away day.
29:47Ooh!
29:50My worst nightmare.
29:51It hurts, though.
29:53Good, man.
29:54You have two hours
29:56until your clients arrive.
29:58Good luck.
29:59Off you go.
30:02With the task set,
30:04the team's head inside
30:05for some away day brainstorming.
30:07I love a bit of yoga
30:08and wellness.
30:10Yeah.
30:10And we've really got to think
30:11about making this
30:13a relaxing escape.
30:16Paintballing!
30:16What are we thinking
30:17about the theme, then?
30:18Can't I be superheroes?
30:19We need to call ahead
30:20to the local party shop
30:22to secure our costumes.
30:25Mission alert.
30:27Oh!
30:29Celebrities,
30:30the applicants have been
30:31set their next task.
30:33GK,
30:33you must pretend
30:34to be the party shop owner
30:35and convince Team Power
30:37to order the wrong costumes.
30:38Yes!
30:39This mission is worth
30:40£2,000.
30:44Oh!
30:46Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Everyone listen.
30:50Suspense.
30:52Right, everyone,
30:52shut up.
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54Yes.
30:55Right.
30:56Hello?
30:57Hello, good morning.
30:57I was just wondering
30:58if we could order
30:59a few costumes, please.
31:00Yeah, of course.
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect.
31:03So, basically,
31:03we're looking for
31:04some superhero costumes.
31:05We would need
31:06three of them.
31:06So, the only, like,
31:08three matching outfits
31:09we have are
31:12cowgirls.
31:14Oh!
31:16OK.
31:17Erm, brilliant.
31:18All right, we're taking it.
31:19All right, thank you.
31:20I'll see you soon.
31:21Goodbye.
31:22We've just won them
31:23some money.
31:24That was great.
31:25You are going to be
31:26the most gorgeous
31:28cowgirl.
31:30Yay!
31:31Thanks, Rob.
31:33Yes.
31:35While Team Power
31:36come to terms
31:37with being paintballing
31:38cowgirls,
31:39Team Blue Vision
31:40are hard at work
31:40creating the perfect
31:42recipe for relaxation.
31:43So, we'll be required
31:44to make a homemade
31:45rejuvenating face mask
31:47for the guests.
31:47So, we're going to say
31:48this one includes
31:49matcha, kiwi...
31:51Yeah.
31:51...and spirulina.
31:52Yeah?
31:52Yeah, great.
31:53Mission alert!
31:55It's time for your next mission.
31:57Joe, disguised as an armchair...
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix
32:03by adding too much green powder
32:04so it stains the client's skin.
32:07Oh!
32:07That's so good!
32:08That's devious!
32:10This mission is worth
32:11£6,000.
32:12Oh, wow.
32:13That is very risky.
32:20Joel, we can see you!
32:22You look amazing!
32:23You've got to be really quiet.
32:24Team Power
32:25are in the Blue Room, Joel.
32:26And also, mate,
32:28Team Blue Vision
32:29are in the dining room.
32:30The way Joel
32:31is walking so slow
32:32is stressing me out.
32:33Hey, Joel,
32:33you're going to have to
32:33put a speed on there, mate.
32:35I'm a chair.
32:38Zara's there.
32:40Oh!
32:41He's in!
32:42He's landed.
32:44Zara, would you like
32:45to sit on the chair?
32:47Zara, don't tell Joel,
32:48but just very, very quietly
32:50go and then just sit on him.
32:54He's got no idea!
32:55Zara, you're doing amazing.
32:56Stay exactly where you are.
32:59And lean back, lean back, lean back.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03One of the contestants
33:04is sitting on you.
33:05Joel, don't move, don't move.
33:07There's a contestant sitting on you.
33:10You're getting it, Joel laughing.
33:12I can feel it's Zara Davies.
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon.
33:18Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19Here it is.
33:20What is going on?
33:22Here we go.
33:24Jane, this is going to look for.
33:26Oh, there's bandanas and everything.
33:30Oh, my gosh.
33:32Oh, no.
33:34Oh, no.
33:35Oh, no.
33:37He's taking that happy.
33:38No, he looks a bit fuming.
33:41OK, great.
33:41So, scripts and agendas sorted out.
33:43Let's get ready to make the face masks.
33:45Let's go.
33:46Let's go.
33:46Oh!
33:47Joel, team blue vision's moving.
33:49They're on the move.
33:52Joel, they're in the orange range!
33:55Look at these ingredients.
33:57Lovely.
33:58They look fab.
33:59That's very green.
34:01Joel, move your right hand up and down if you're OK.
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07That was risky, look.
34:10Sarah's laughing, look.
34:12You just look so cherry.
34:14It's brilliant.
34:15Now, they did say if you add more of something,
34:18I think it was spirulina,
34:20that it gives a little bit more, a boost of something.
34:23It's a lot of spirulina, isn't it?
34:25Should we keep to the recipe, do you think?
34:27Keep to the recipe, yeah, I think so.
34:28But remember, it's about those extras, isn't it?
34:31All right.
34:31You want to give them a little bit more?
34:33Yeah, give it a few.
34:33Why not?
34:34Joel, this is actually really good as well.
34:36The boys are putting in loads of the recipe,
34:39and it's going to make it look really green anyway,
34:42so your stuff, you can blow it in.
34:45Little thumbs up if you understand.
34:47Yeah, let's go with that.
34:48All right, let's go with that.
34:49Yeah!
34:51Yeah!
34:51Yeah!
34:52We need to...
34:55Oh, my God!
34:57Oh, my God!
34:58He got too big.
34:59They didn't see you, but they just...
35:01They literally turned to face you just then.
35:04OK, fantastic.
35:04I think we've done a great job.
35:06I think, you know, the clients from Tumi
35:07are going to absolutely love that on there.
35:09faces, so if you go and see how anyone's
35:11getting on with the yoga, let's get it.
35:12Let's do it.
35:13Let's go.
35:16This is your moment.
35:17You've got to go, Joel.
35:18This is your time.
35:19Joel, get yourself up and go and change it.
35:22Quickly!
35:24There he is.
35:24Go on, Joel!
35:25Oh, no.
35:26He can't see.
35:30Come on, come on.
35:34You're going to need to add some water.
35:36Get it all in.
35:36Add water, babes.
35:38Water.
35:38Yeah, nice.
35:39You just put so much in.
35:42How did your face mask go?
35:44It was good.
35:45It's looking good.
35:46Keep going, boy.
35:47Keep making it sticky.
35:48It's all good natural ingredients.
35:50If I don't think we need to overthink it,
35:51it'll be fine.
35:55Yes, that's gross.
35:57Oh, no!
35:57It's on your sofa!
35:58We're just getting back to HQ.
36:00Run to the bookcase!
36:01Run to the bookcase, Joel!
36:03It's got all the right ingredients.
36:05Well, hopefully.
36:06This is the saddest thing I've ever watched.
36:08This is an awkward run.
36:09This is like the lowest point in Dallas Carrera.
36:20With everything set,
36:21the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24to welcome their corporate guests.
36:26Look!
36:27Oh, Sui arriving!
36:32You look great.
36:35Are you ready to join us?
36:37Hello!
36:38Thank you, Raven!
36:40Yee-haw!
36:41Yee-haw!
36:41That was a great yee-haw action.
36:43Yeah, I like it.
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods
36:48to set up paintballing,
36:50Team Blue Vision prepare to pamper their guests.
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:55With what, unbeknownst to them,
36:58is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask.
37:02Oh, my day!
37:04Face masks are coming!
37:06Oh, my...
37:08I want to see what happened.
37:10This is terrible!
37:12Only the best and most premium products
37:15for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat.
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:23It does have magic ingredients.
37:25Mm-hmm.
37:25Yes.
37:26Yeah, food colouring.
37:28Ha-ha-ha!
37:29Ah!
37:36OK, ladies, it's time to remove your masks.
37:40Oh, my God.
37:40Yes!
37:41Oh, my God.
37:42Oh, no!
37:43Oh!
37:43It's not going to...
37:44It's not going to stain our faces, is it?
37:46Oh!
37:46No, it won't stain your faces.
37:49That's rank.
37:50I look like Shrek.
37:51Oh!
37:53If you just scrub gently,
37:54just in circular motions,
37:55it will come off.
37:56No, it's not, Emma.
37:57No, it won't.
37:58Oh, my God.
37:59Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:02Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:04Ha-ha-ha!
38:06Ha-ha-ha!
38:06Oh, my God!
38:08Ha-ha-ha!
38:08Sarah, is this as bad as it looks?
38:10Oh, my God!
38:17Oh, my God!
38:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient
38:20in the face mask.
38:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements on us?
38:28Yes, yes.
38:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:31So, you know, I put the ingredients in,
38:33so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on that one.
38:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:40Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:42Ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
38:44Oh, my God!
38:45OK, we are getting there.
38:46We are getting there.
38:47Joel, that's incredible what you've just done.
38:49Oh, my God!
38:50We're so good!
38:52Joel!
38:54Go!
38:55Go!
38:56Oh, my God!
38:57Oh, my God!
38:57Well done, everyone.
38:58Well done.
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before,
39:02but never anything like this.
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off.
39:05I'm absolutely not coming back to this spa.
39:08A hundred percent.
39:10Meanwhile, over with Team Power.
39:13What we're going to be doing today is paintballing.
39:15We are in the woods for this as well,
39:16so you've got to go very careful.
39:18It's just going to be quite a fun day, to be fair.
39:19Yee-haw!
39:22Yee-haw!
39:23OK, so we're going to move on to the yoga, which I'm taking.
39:29Mission alert!
39:31Come on, Ed.
39:32Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage missions.
39:37Joe, you will stay behind as mission controller, GK.
39:42Hidden inside a garden storage box, you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class.
39:46I love this!
39:51And then, Joe, Sam, and Judy, posing as Team Power paintballers,
39:58you must sabotage the yoga session, covering Team Blue Vision and their guests in paint.
40:03Go!
40:05That's incredible.
40:07Celebrities, each mission is worth £5,000.
40:11What?!
40:12So there is a total of £10,000 up for grabs.
40:15Wow!
40:16Wow!
40:17And remember, don't get caught.
40:21Don't get caught.
40:21Do not get caught.
40:22OK, GK, you need to find something to pop the balls with.
40:25Yep.
40:25We need to find guns.
40:27Water gets to this.
40:28Let's go.
40:29Let's go, Joe.
40:33And breathe in.
40:36And breathe out.
40:43Have you found the box, GK?
40:46Lovely.
40:47And breathe out.
40:49Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, Jesus wept.
40:53Are you all right?
40:54That's why it's all.
40:55So grab your balls, please.
40:57If she looks at her right while she's sat there, she will see me.
41:01We are literally eye level.
41:03Here we go, GK.
41:05I think you'll have one go at it.
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball, OK?
41:10Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:12I'm waiting for her to bounce.
41:15And bounce on it.
41:18Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can.
41:24Oh, my God.
41:26OK, go for it.
41:27Go for it.
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:40And bounce on it.
41:43And bounce on it.
41:44Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
41:45OK, go for it, go for it.
41:52Oh, my word.
41:54Oh, that is brilliant.
42:00I'm sorry.
42:02I'm sorry.
42:03That was brilliant.
42:04How embarrassing.
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard, clearly.
42:08And back to HQ.
42:10I'm not confident at this ball, so I'm just getting the feel for it.
42:15After a successful explosive mission, GK sneaks back to join Joe in Mission HQ.
42:22But meanwhile, over in the woods, Team Power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity.
42:27Come on, guys.
42:29Teamwork, communication.
42:31Allowing Judy, Joel and Sam.
42:33God, I'm so excited.
42:35To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes.
42:39And breathe in.
42:42Cause absolute carnage.
42:45Big time.
42:46Oh, my God.
42:47Sam, don't show your face.
42:50Go on, have it large, Judy.
42:52Go on, go, go, go.
42:53Thing.
42:57Pain everywhere.
42:58Pain everywhere.
43:00No!
43:02Breathe in.
43:03Why are you people breathing?
43:07Do you think they could move?
43:09If you know what you're doing.
43:10Breathe out.
43:12Get out.
43:14Breathe in.
43:14Right, go, go, go, go, go.
43:16Let's just keep focused on the breathing.
43:30sorry guys who feels relaxed team power came in and ambushed my whole class they've 100% done it
43:38on purpose they're trying to sabotage our task it was carnage absolute carnage I can only imagine
43:45maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us I cannot believe they've done this
43:49to us they've played us dirty with the disastrous away day done the applicants are ready for the
44:03final results and are heading to Sarah's office or so they think oh my word what is that this is
44:12a
44:12bookcase wow oh my oh wow she's been watching us the full time no way celebrity sabotage but we're not
44:25celebrities what is happening here oh hello hello applicants now you must be wondering what on
44:34earth is going on just a bit yeah but I've got something to tell you the applicant is not a
44:43real
44:43show what take a look at this oh wow Sam Thompson gk
44:53worry it's the bear poop told you I didn't see a bird it's junior love I love junior love I
45:00love that
45:05we need them to stop filming mate how did I not recognize him I'll get the memory card
45:12he stole our footage no it's a chair you're gonna need to add some water get it all in
45:18I didn't put too much exactly we were scrubbing their faces for hours okay go for it go for it
45:26nine
45:32this is hilarious
45:47sorry now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show you have actually
45:52been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage for every sabotage we successfully
46:01completed we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you the total prize one for you all
46:10this is 29 000
46:16coming out with four thousand eight hundred pound it's just incredible i thought yeah i had no idea
46:22there were celebrities underneath the house i thought it was just bad luck all the way
46:27i can't wait to be able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to
46:33go on for
46:33the last couple of years and i've been promising them next time on celebrity sabotage
46:43welcome to our brand new show couple goals matt you need to splash emma
46:53go
47:18oh no
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