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00:06www.J Print Associates Orienti
00:07How does the Dorothy Parker saying go?
00:09She actually… didn't say that.
00:11What is it? I know you know it.
00:14Come on…
00:15I like to have a martini
00:18Two, at the very most
00:21Three, I am under the table
00:24And Four, I am under the…
00:30प्रेश्ट
00:43प्रेश्ट नटम्स
00:54यह व्रेश्ट इस इंक्रेश्ट
00:58कर अविए्टार इसल होना विल बंग स ImmD αλλά के सिरो मिनमलkeln
01:02तो इस इस इस है इस बष। फ्रेल कि है
01:10� armoltले कार
01:12किसी व्रन वोर्येश्ट हो…
01:12व क्यू ग स
01:14लाँ व्रेश्ट श्रात् विल्येटश्त
01:16किई है लूस्ट
01:22कर दाल नहें वहांनेश화를
01:23कि अगल से date大家 कर अर्मारी हुब वाल
01:26दो कर दूस इता है यहुगता वाल मत वाल इलाप झाल
01:30क Kayla सर एत को चाज लग्स का घदोती दोलस्स के नहां ईजरा कर तेसी मैडरी क कीएशा
01:42इ हैं। यहें आगाँ है
01:47auditory
01:49watch
01:55hello
01:57hello
01:59how is it going man
02:00oh john
02:01we didn't expect you
02:02this is flat
02:04flat this is
02:05john
02:05you can shake my hand bud
02:06I don't think cancellation can be spread through skin to skin contact
02:09oh no i don't
02:10i don't care
02:11don't tease him
02:12I'm just messing with that
02:14no it's none of my business
02:15honestly I'm
02:16I'm actually star shark
02:17I'm a huge fan of your criticism
02:19Come on, don't bullshit me
02:20No, your book on Ashbery's first collection
02:22That book is so fucking good, man
02:26Well, thanks, I appreciate that
02:27What are you doing home, John?
02:29Ah, may I, uh, steal this one for a second?
02:32Yeah, I should get going
02:33Oh no, don't go!
02:34We haven't unpacked yet, I should be home for bedtime
02:36Oh, you sweet modern fathers
02:38I don't think John helped with bedtime ever
02:41How was your little one?
02:42Uh, she's three
02:43She's, uh, a beast
02:45Oh, I love three
02:46You can still control them with your body
02:48Yeah, well, yeah
02:49It's better than two
02:50Two almost killed Cynthia
02:52Literally
02:55Huh
02:55Um, well, I'll, I can, uh, I'll walk you out
02:58Sure
02:59Hey, uh, good to meet you
03:00Okay, yeah, you too
03:21That hair's growing from your chin again, heads up
03:23Fuck!
03:25Wasn't there yesterday
03:26We need to talk
03:27Nope
03:28Listen
03:28Uh, no, you're not even supposed to be here
03:31Stop acting like a teenage girl
03:32Don't denigrate teenage girls
03:36I've had some time to reflect
03:37I don't care
03:40Stop!
03:40I'm cleaning
03:41Just sit down
03:42I'm hungry
03:43I drank that martini on an empty stomach
03:45I, I'll make you a sandwich
03:47Sit down
03:56I'm sorry
03:57What are you sorry about?
03:59I'm sorry that I made you upset
04:01Okay
04:02Sit
04:06Sorry that I was rude
04:07And dismissive
04:08And dismissive
04:09And dismissive
04:09And patriarchal
04:11Ooh, he doesn't like that
04:13Sorry that I was taking you for granted
04:15But I've been thinking about it, okay?
04:17And I realized
04:20All we need to do
04:21Is delay the hearing until the end of the year
04:23That's it
04:24And then I'll retire before the hearing can happen
04:26And I'll get my full pension
04:28And it'll be done
04:30So do you think we can figure out how to make that happen?
04:32You figure it out
04:33I need your help
04:36If Florence even saw me on campus
04:38I think the stick up her ass would come out of her mouth
04:43You know
04:45Lila joined the case
04:46As a complainant
04:49When?
04:50Last week
04:52So I just
04:53I think it's in your best interest
04:55To help me push it back
04:57You could reach out to David
05:06I talked to Syd
05:08This afternoon
05:08Why isn't she answering my calls?
05:11She's just acting out
05:14How is it?
05:17That's my girl
05:20And then I was also thinking
05:22Spanish for
05:24Because grad programs require written proficiency
05:27Smart
05:27And then
05:28Weightlifting
05:29For my anxiety
05:30Also smart
05:31And then
05:32For my English requirement
05:33I was thinking creative non-fiction
05:36With Cynthia Tong
05:40I thought you were taking women in American fiction with me
05:43Right
05:44But
05:44Oh but of course
05:45I do
05:45You want to write essays
05:47No yeah I've been trying
05:48Yeah it's very smart
05:50Because
05:51My class is
05:52So full in the fall
05:54Students worming their way in off the waitlist
05:57Better to take it in spring when the students are abroad
06:00That's what I was thinking
06:01Absolutely take her class
06:05Love to give new teachers a boost
06:09Come in
06:11Am I interrupting?
06:12Oh I have to go anyway
06:13Oh no wait wait
06:14Uh
06:15Black
06:16This is Edwina
06:17My best
06:18And favorite
06:19Student
06:20Edwina
06:20This is Professor Vlodinski
06:22Black
06:22Please
06:23Hi
06:23Okay
06:24Bye-bye
06:26Hi
06:27Hi
06:28So you came for the tour
06:30Mm-hmm
06:30After you
06:32Okay
06:34Hey you
06:35You
06:36Did not give me your book
06:37Last night
06:38I thought you'd never ask
06:41Aww
06:41Look at you
06:43Coffee all ready to go
06:44Well
06:47Yes
06:49It's a nice photo
06:50Mm
06:51I hate it
06:52Hi
06:52Bit of a thirst trap
06:54Don't you think?
06:55It's okay
06:56Desire is okay
07:00What are you working on now?
07:01Honestly I've had
07:03Crippling writer's block for the past 15 years
07:05Give me a break
07:06That's not a real thing
07:08No it is for me
07:08I've tried everything
07:09Artis whey
07:11Microdosing ketamine
07:12No
07:12Seriously
07:13I have
07:14Nothing works
07:15Okay well then
07:16How are we gonna get you going again?
07:17I mean who cares
07:19Nobody
07:20Thank you
07:21No
07:22That's why you should write
07:23Because
07:24Nobody cares whether you do it or not
07:26Because that makes it free or something?
07:29It makes it yours
07:31Something secret
07:33Dirty
07:33Only for you
07:40I try to stay away from secret and dirty things these days
07:44Mm-hmm
07:44Mm-hmm
07:46How's that working for you?
07:59Trust me
08:00After the first week it'll be standing room only
08:09Hey
08:10Hey
08:11You started without me?
08:13Just warming up
08:15Just warming up
08:33It's in the works
08:34It's in the works
08:35Do you know if it's this semester or next semester?
08:38It's gonna be soon
08:39Uh
08:40I'm just wondering because
08:42If we could delay until the end of the year
08:45John could retire and he'd be gone
08:48And the department could avoid a whole mess
08:51Is this about Lila?
08:54Do you think you can help me?
08:56No way
08:57There's zero percent chance I'm gonna intercede, okay?
09:03Fine
09:07Do you know what's interesting?
09:11I've had the same email address at this college since 1996
09:15Me too
09:16What's interesting about that?
09:18Oh
09:18It's just interesting the
09:20The non-professional ways we used email back then
09:24When I was naive, I was tenure track at the time
09:27But you were on my review for it, weren't you?
09:30You were, weren't you?
09:32When we were writing all these lovely sexy emails to each other
09:36And doing the other things, obviously
09:39Things that, just to confirm, your wife is still unaware of, yes?
09:45Hmm
09:51You're better than this
09:53Well
09:54I thought I was, but apparently I'm not
09:57Sorry
10:07All right
10:09And I'll see what I can do
10:12Thank you
10:14You should know this was a disappointing conversation
10:24I think I'd let that pompous pencil off his twat little schoolmarm fuck me
10:35Where he has an enormous cock
10:38Dumb dumb dummy
10:39Dumb dumb dummy
10:39I'm nobody
10:40I'm no sloppy boy
10:41I never beg for no money
10:43Fun fun funny
10:44You run from me
10:45No irony
10:46No I pardon
10:47No one nobody
10:48Chop chop chop chop
10:49Your right hand chop
10:50It like a big bugger
10:51You had the mic
10:52Now you can't
10:53Chop it dumb dumb dummy
10:54Wants nobody
10:55I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
11:07I'm coming set though
11:08I'm coming out Friday
11:09Probably not
11:10Oh boo, please come
11:11Come
11:15I think I'm up for the challenge to show
11:19I got me some mileage
11:21I bought a car and I got it
11:23High tax for selling my package
11:25Got a list in my book
11:28I remember when men used to put their hands behind their head in the playground with me when Sid was
11:32little
11:33They're just like keycocks
11:37When they're attracted to a woman they actually make themselves bigger
11:42Hi David
11:43I got you a meeting with Lynn
11:45No
11:46You know it's the only way
11:48I don't know that
11:50The president's wife is so back door
11:52Well, it's the most effective way
11:54When are we going?
11:56She only wants to meet with you but I can't talk, I'm at an event
12:13At the end of theilot
12:41My man with the
12:52I used to be able to orgasm in a second
13:19in the afternoon.
13:42It turned out to be a big deal in the morning.
13:44गुवस्टे और दो
13:47अब अवस्के घ्ट
13:48अवस्के अवस्के अवस्केल
14:02इट और भॉल और भॉल
14:08किया किया बाख्याला एमिया कि लिए ले मेटा द॥ब है
14:23आपभ्णे मेड एंजआ और
14:25एंग। भे की दे मेरा य्मार्मानिक और जल्षो
14:33प्लेफ़ ब्लीजे ये से में।यू नो
14:52प्लीजे खिरेbahn
14:53स्युने बाले में प्से Calvinだけ
14:54अःबिए तक वह उने में ritण
14:58झार शography mental अषम हो वाशी बाले में से बाले में इघो जेसा में гдеन में you
15:03मत और चाह जई तो
15:05झाले कर वहां दोटं।
15:08वैकल मैं वे מתयाती हिं तो चना प।
15:13भासी पाली को बारोग्म
15:24वे शुचल guess cool
15:28करते हुट?
15:28मenge थापक्ड नहिंद एि missed है?
15:32म हम से बटताथर अवशाला फोंग का किया Almostजे.
15:33या को डि Γापक्ड है दॉए्थ?
15:37इस के सिक्टी से लिएूब में है
15:41यूवड्ये और सिक्राइब अजर euh
15:43व् स्क्थास को रपक के सмตर समॉद्धैइ
15:45ब elemento के रीक है
15:58Lynn, remember the last thing with a student happened more than ten years ago.
16:03John knows times have changed, he would never do anything like that now.
16:08You are just so contoured.
16:11Oh, well, I bought a device on sale. I'll send you a link.
16:21Are you sure you can't control him?
16:30अबसलोले प्याज कि अप्सकाइब अवाज।
16:48अप्सकाइब अवाज कि अप्सकाइब अजा है
16:53थे हैंग यहाज।
17:05Hey
17:07Wait
17:09Hey, sorry
17:10I just wanted
17:11When you came in the other day
17:13I didn't
17:13Can
17:15You're pulling away from me
17:17Bitch
17:18प्रिच्ट!
17:48Hey, you guess what?
17:50What?
17:50We did it.
17:52Fucking Lynn.
17:54Delayed until summer.
17:55Just like that.
17:56I mean, can't you believe it?
17:58You're fucking with me.
17:59I'm not.
18:02That's incredible.
18:02I mean, oh my God, I can't believe it's over just like that.
18:05That's outstanding.
18:07Oh my God, that is outstanding.
18:10Look at you.
18:11I am very proud of you.
18:13Well, I am desperately ashamed of myself, but the end justifies the means.
18:17Maybe.
18:17Okay, okay.
18:18Okay, okay, we're going to celebrate.
18:20These popular champers.
18:22What are you doing?
18:23I'm going to, I had some plans, but uh...
18:25He means he had a date.
18:26I will cancel then.
18:27No, don't cancel, don't cancel.
18:29We can celebrate tomorrow.
18:31You sure?
18:32I'm fully sure.
18:33I also have some plans.
18:36Hmm.
18:38Say thanks to your old boyfriend.
18:41I'd take a look at your eyebrows, if I were you.
18:45Appreciate that.
18:59Hi, honey.
19:01Oh, hello.
19:01Look lovely.
19:02Is this cashmere?
19:04It's polyblast.
19:06Oh, may I have a white wine, please?
19:09Come on, right up.
19:14Thank you.
19:15Come on.
19:15Come on.
19:16Come on.
19:20Come on.
19:21Come on.
19:22Come on.
19:23Come on.
19:24Come on.
19:24Come on.
19:24Come on.
19:26Come on.
19:33Come on.
19:34And the flesh.
19:35As opposed to what?
19:37Oh, in my dreams.
19:39Uh, no.
19:40No.
19:41Um, I, I just have been reading your book for the last couple of days, so you've been very
19:46present in my mind.
19:47Oh, it's wonderful.
19:49But I, I hope you know that.
19:52Well, I, I never mind being told by someone whose opinion I value, so.
19:56Well, maybe we can have lunch sometime and discuss it.
19:59And if you enjoy lunch, you love lunch.
20:02Lunch is one of my top three favorite meals.
20:05Uh, but I can't, I can't have lunch with you.
20:08Oh.
20:09No, I, sorry.
20:10I mean, I can't have lunch until I've read your book.
20:12Oh.
20:13It should be a, you know, reciprocal exchange.
20:17Uh, of course, there is a value in, um, in reciprocity.
20:23Where, where's Cynthia?
20:25She took fee for dinner.
20:27Um, bars are triggering for her, so she'll pick me up.
20:31You only have the one car.
20:33Who needs more than one car?
20:34Oh, well, that's what I thought when we first moved here.
20:37And then what happened?
20:38Um, uh, should we, should we sit down?
20:46Sure, yeah.
20:48Yeah.
20:49No, I don't think so.
20:50I just think people are into it for the pot Irish sex.
20:53Bye, kids.
20:53I'm heading home to see the spawn before they go to sleep.
20:58How is Sid?
20:59Mm, wonderful.
21:00She's arguing a case in front of the Supreme Court.
21:04Wow.
21:05Mm.
21:05I thought it was a circuit court.
21:07No, it's the Supreme one.
21:10The circuit court is still impressive.
21:13Hey.
21:14Oh.
21:15Oh, hi.
21:16Oh.
21:17Uh, hi.
21:19I just met your student.
21:21She is exceptional.
21:23Oh, you'll adore each other.
21:25And, and who is this little nugget?
21:27Oh.
21:29I have been texting you for a half hour.
21:35Sorry.
21:36Hey, I'm drunk.
21:38I'm not drunk.
21:39You're more drunk than I am.
21:40Here we go.
21:41Uh, yes.
21:42I'm, uh, you know, I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
21:44Okay.
21:48How's the book coming?
21:49It's, it's a memoir, right?
21:51Oh, uh, man, yeah.
21:54I don't know.
21:55Right now it's kind of heavy.
22:00I'm writing about this time when she was two and it was just, uh, hard.
22:04Oh, great.
22:05Vlad was telling me.
22:08He was?
22:10Don't worry.
22:11A three is much better.
22:12Okay.
22:13Ready?
22:14I'm going to wait in the car.
22:18Okay.
22:19Okay.
22:27Well, I look forward to meeting you.
22:32Thank you.
22:35What?
22:38I don't want to go.
22:40I don't want to go.
22:58See you soon.
23:00Yeah.
23:11One benefit of the arrangement between John and myself is when he has a date, he's gone for the night.
23:18My bacon's back.
23:19Can you read me another cosmo?
23:20I just got a piece.
23:21Okay.
23:22Turn it in.
23:23And I get a glorious, undisturbed evening to myself.
23:34John?
23:38John?
23:40Steve?
23:40John, good to see you.
23:41Good to see you.
23:56Good to see you.
23:59इवस्सी जकता है किले किले में झाल से अरी किले इत है
24:03ही
24:05इवार
24:10इवस्सित
24:11से अरो से दोगी है
24:12इवस्ट है इवस्ट अवस्टाइ है
24:43Oh my god
25:01कर दो कर दो
25:35कर दो
25:37कर दो
26:02झाल झाल
26:13झाल झाल झाल
26:38the boys wanna be her, the girls wanna be her, the boys wanna be her, the boys wanna be her,
26:44I wanna be her, yes I do.
26:47the boys wanna start to eat like a doll.
27:00ah
27:01uh
27:01oh
27:01हुआ हुआ
27:31हुआ है
28:26झाल झाल
28:56झाल झाल
29:01झाल
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