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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E03
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00:10What's all this?
00:12Oh, I'm just trying to earn my keep.
00:14I think you already did that.
00:15Oh, come here, beautiful.
00:19Let's go.
00:21Hang on, Tor. I made you a plate.
00:23Don't call me Tor, Nikki.
00:25Hey.
00:25My bad.
00:26Tori.
00:27But look, you're an athlete.
00:29You need to up your protein to build more muscle.
00:310.8 grams per pound.
00:33This right here is the breakfast of champions.
00:35That's not breakfast.
00:36It's a metaphor.
00:44Phil, I understand the overages.
00:46But how the fuck is landscaping costing me another 60 grand?
00:49Your wife asked us to live a little back and add some trees.
00:52We'll give you lots of shade.
00:53Grace?
00:54Grace?
00:54I'm kind of busy here, babe.
00:57Can we catch those trees?
00:58Hey, Phil.
00:59Truck's already here.
01:00Truck's now.
01:00Phil.
01:01Yeah.
01:02I need you on the rig.
01:05Hey, you know there's a ton of trees out there, right?
01:07Yeah, they'll give us a lot of shade.
01:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:09About these trees.
01:09Yeah, we need the shade.
01:11But do we?
01:11Sorry, we're running late.
01:12Okay.
01:13Have a great day.
01:14Bye, girls.
01:14Bye.
01:15Come on, let's go.
01:16Hey, Cooper.
01:17Hey.
01:17Bye.
01:21You walk or drive?
01:22I walk.
01:22You told me to walk.
01:23Right.
01:24I'll take it in my car.
01:26Come on.
01:28Okay.
01:39Jesus parties at the Spectre?
01:42Special edition, all electric.
01:44Grace bought it for me a few weeks ago.
01:46A Berkeley gift.
01:47Well, that was nice of her.
01:49No, no, no, no.
01:50It's brinksmanship.
01:52See, I can't come down on her about her spending if I'm driving fucking Rolls.
01:55Come on.
01:56You love it.
01:58It is a hell of a car.
02:00It is so choice.
02:04I'm driving.
02:07Sure.
02:09It is a hell of a car in and no one.
02:10We, we, we.
02:10It is a hell of a car.
02:24It is a station.
02:25A, it is a car.
02:26It is a car.
02:26It is a car.
02:27It is a car.
02:28It is a car.
02:28It is a car.
02:28It is a car.
02:29It is a car.
02:29You 이걸 it, it is a car.
02:29You take it, it's a car.
02:30It is a car.
02:31Before the car�, you hide Sharla.
02:32I see you.
02:35It is so choice.
02:36Fear is a feature.
02:36It is a job.
02:37couch.
02:51A paper shadow in a house of stone, the wooden flag of a drifting dream boat.
03:01I never knew how far the ride was gonna go,
03:05till I look back at the smoke.
03:09You can't keep up with the Joneses, don't wanna run for the roses.
03:20I got my pocket opposing, sometimes I wonder why, sometimes I wonder why.
03:29I just don't ride with the Joneses, don't wanna smell their dying roses.
03:40I got my pocket full of poses, I don't keep up with the Joneses.
04:07So where are we going, anyway?
04:08We are going to see a lawyer.
04:10Barney, I can't sue Bailey Russell, they'll squash me like a bug.
04:13I'm sorry, I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Masie hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Masie, how'd you get an appointment with Masie?
04:22Doesn't matter.
04:23Point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Masie putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35Who told you that?
04:36Well, not as such, but he'll convince him.
04:38It's gonna take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42We have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandes.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs are saying we can find the next two locations without liquidating any of my marketing.
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm gonna get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands for change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm gonna hang up before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:38I said, what happened to Team Coop?
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously, I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48We should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client, so my hands are tied.
05:56Whoa.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:29You can't win.
06:31Retainer's $200,000.
06:32This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44You sure you got the money for this fight?
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I, uh, I gotta get back to court.
06:52Show you coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the case?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:58I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03Managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer, and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:16Ugh.
07:17Come on.
07:18Go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:21Heh heh.
07:23You got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah, they lay their eggs in your rugs.
07:27I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you're dead,
07:32otherwise you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down,
07:48and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah, I mean, look, they're in there, and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell,
07:55but if you don't get rid of them now,
07:56you're gonna have colonies behind every wall in here,
07:59and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can you start?
08:01We're gonna have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:26Hey!
08:28Go.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand to have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:43Well, I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe, maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit?
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all gonna be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:23Oh, my God, she's so sweet.
09:28Oh, she looks like an angel.
09:30That's how she gets here.
09:31She's a genius.
09:34Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower
09:55and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11I thought you said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-class,
10:30so the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richard Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling?
10:44A couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous
10:55as someone who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit, Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to?
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please...
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott's
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party
13:18later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I can eat leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys
13:28planning on coming home?
13:30By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both
13:33have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:40Come on.
13:41Come on.
13:41Come on.
13:44Come on.
13:44Come on.
13:46Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh,
13:59Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:04Don't act so surprised.
14:05Well, I'll, um,
14:07get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe
14:10and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta,
14:27scotch,
14:29Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea,
15:02but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Um, hey, I got to go.
15:07Uh, call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night,
15:20and lately it seemed that loneliness
15:22was all it took to turn a bad idea
15:24into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:30Hey.
15:36Hey.
15:36Hey.
15:36Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:37Hey.
15:38Great turn out.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse
15:42to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes,
16:10and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's
16:17for drunken kung fu,
16:18and the husbands were all getting loaded at Nick's,
16:20which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married,
16:26we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef,
16:32and the meals were always first-rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after
16:44criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour,
16:48she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57that was not dumb.
17:02Uh...
17:07uh...
17:19Oh, God.
17:21Sorry.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas, a year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine Dauvinet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage
18:11The brainchild of Lalou Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen of Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain as living beings with their
18:21own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:29enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:35At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:39here.
18:39tame people
19:04srefg
19:05srefg
19:14Oh, my God.
19:20Cole.
19:23Yes?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party?
19:38In your empty house?
19:40I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come over.
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh, Katie, Charles!
19:48There is no way in hell I am coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:54Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Uh, sorry, I mean, no.
20:00I didn't know you were coming.
20:03They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:05Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
20:34I shit you not.
20:39I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
20:42It's eco-friendly.
20:43We'll take your temperature, check your levels, and clean your ass and balls every time you
20:47go.
20:47Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi so you can play your music, and it can email urine test results
20:57right to your doctor.
20:58So the government can spy on your piss and shit?
21:01I got nothing to hide.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:02I do.
21:03I partnered with Luxos MT.
21:05These are going retail for 30 grand, and I'm in for 20% when I was spending a dime.
21:10I'm telling you, man, this, this is going to be my George Foreman grill.
21:14For that price, it better cook your meat.
21:17I didn't give you a head.
21:18Oh, Cass not doing that for you?
21:19Hey.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:21Look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots.
21:25Hey.
21:26Hey, Coop.
21:27Coop.
21:27What's up, man?
21:29You made it.
21:31It means a lot that you're here, really.
21:33It's not make a big deal about it.
21:35Yeah, no, no.
21:38Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle.
21:41It's all right.
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:43All right.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Glad you came.
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet.
21:50This is a nice development.
21:52It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go.
21:55I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife.
21:58I'm not letting him take my friends, too.
22:00That's the spirit.
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see.
22:05I'm seven figures over budget on the renovation.
22:07My in-laws are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us,
22:10and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:15I won't pay his bills.
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:21The question is, why are you not?
22:24You make a good point.
22:36What the fuck is this?
22:38Your life is in danger.
22:40Right?
22:41Yes.
22:42Right.
22:43So, oh!
22:46Right.
22:47You strike the throat.
22:48It's a one-two.
22:50You got it?
22:50Yeah.
22:51You.
22:52Up here.
22:53Me?
22:54Yeah, come on.
22:54Oh, come on.
23:03Come on, choke her.
23:05Okay.
23:05Oh.
23:12Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Okay.
23:16You, uh...
23:17Oh, break.
23:18Break.
23:19Break.
23:20Ow.
23:20Oh, she.
23:21Okay.
23:23Knee.
23:23And straight.
23:25Harder.
23:25Do it again.
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on.
23:28Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:31All right, now, she is gonna take away everything you care about.
23:34Everything you love.
23:36Now, what are you gonna do?
23:43Hunter!
23:44Yo, Hunter!
23:47Yeah?
23:48Come here.
23:51Yeah, uh, this is Hunter.
23:52He's our drummer.
23:54He's a bad man.
23:56You gotta hear his groove.
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:01What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield.
24:04Same as you.
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry.
24:08It's okay.
24:09I'm a great boy, you anyway.
24:11Well, I'll keep an eye out for you.
24:15Mushrooms.
24:16You want?
24:18No, no, I'm good.
24:20It'll fuck up my drummer.
24:23Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:29Fuck it.
24:30Thanks.
24:36Come on, it'll be cool.
24:39I've got to introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland.
24:42He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks.
24:45Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones.
24:47Guy's an artist.
24:48But sherry casks make all the difference.
24:49Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion.
24:53Every time someone poured you a drink, they'd have to give a fucking TED talk about the scotch.
24:56Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and
25:01blah, blah, blah.
25:03I think at some point, it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it.
25:07These houses, these wives, these jobs, this would be the sum total of their lives.
25:12Their futures were already written.
25:14And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began.
25:17Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts, entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation
25:25of rich, middle-aged men.
25:39Coop, did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:44Yeah, I've been developing my own thing with this family office out of Dubai.
25:49That's a big move.
25:50Congrats, Coop.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Thanks.
25:52You investing it yet?
25:54Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately.
25:56We should talk.
25:56Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
25:59What about my investments at Bailey?
26:00Should I be getting out?
26:02I would.
26:03No.
26:04No.
26:14Let's go!
26:22You don't know how you move me.
26:27Deconstruct me and consume me.
26:31I'm all used up.
26:34I'm out of luck.
26:36I am so struck by something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive.
26:44But I'm sick of myself when I look at you.
26:49But I'm sick of myself when I look at you.
26:49Something so beautiful and true.
26:52I'm so sick of myself when I look at you.
26:55I'm so sick of myself when I look at you.
26:56I'm going to be walking me.
27:13I don't know how you do it.
27:19I'm so sick of myself when I look at you.
27:35Hunter! What the fuck, dude?
27:51Oh, my God.
28:20Come on, harder.
28:22Yes, harder, you.
28:23Yes.
28:24What is that?
28:25No, that's a rape.
28:26You're right.
28:27You're right.
28:28It's not funny.
28:29You.
28:29You're killed.
28:30You're dead.
28:30You're dead.
28:32All of it.
28:33Come on.
28:35That is bullshit.
28:37You're hitting like a victim.
28:38Is that what you are?
28:39Are you a victim?
28:40No.
28:40No, why are you smiling?
28:42Do it.
28:43Hit it.
28:43Come on.
28:47Better.
28:48Better.
28:48Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:51Yes.
28:52Yes.
28:53Yes.
28:53Yes.
28:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:55Yes.
28:55Oh.
29:03I caress all the pain, keep it deep inside.
29:09I can grasp all the pain, but I need some time.
29:17If the grass grows greener on the other side.
29:24If you want, I'll be waiting, but I need some time.
29:31Give me two more days.
29:35I love you.
29:41Hey.
29:43That was really great.
29:44Thanks.
29:46Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free.
29:49It's getting part of the deal.
29:50Okay.
29:51Well, can I buy myself a drink and keep you company?
29:56I'm Tom, by the way.
29:57Oh.
29:58You seem like a good guy, Tom, and with exceptional shoulders,
30:01but I'm gonna level with you.
30:04I'm a bad bet.
30:05That's cool.
30:06I know where all the exits are.
30:10Hang on.
30:12Hey, kid.
30:13What's up?
30:14How you doing?
30:16Wait.
30:16No, no, no.
30:17Wait.
30:17Slow down.
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:19Slow down.
30:20Where are you?
30:30Hey, man.
30:32You know where Hunter is?
30:34Huh?
30:37Don't do drugs.
30:42Come on, man.
30:43I gotta pee.
30:44What's up?
30:50Hunter.
30:51It's me, Ally.
31:06Come on, man.
31:07I gotta pee.
31:08What's up?
31:10Hey, man.
31:13Get room for one more?
31:23Oh.
31:26Oh.
31:29Fancy.
31:30Hey, so what'd you take?
31:35Stem and a cap.
31:37Oh, wow.
31:39You still trippin'?
31:41That depends.
31:43You're sitting in the bathtub?
31:50Nobody ever sees me.
31:53No.
31:55I don't know why.
31:56I guess that's just how I am.
31:58I've gotten used to it.
32:01But today, with the band,
32:04they finally saw me.
32:06And it felt good.
32:11And then I blew it.
32:14I get it.
32:15I have been there.
32:19I'm still there.
32:22I kinda live there, actually.
32:24We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
32:27We're afraid to be seen,
32:28but it doesn't mean we don't wanna be.
32:30Or need to be.
32:32Maybe that's why we're musicians.
32:34It's a chance to be seen.
32:35I will cut him, bitch!
32:38Fuck off!
32:45Anyway, in this particular case,
32:46I don't think you have to worry about anything,
32:48because whatever happened out there,
32:50those kids are so damn stoned,
32:52they won't remember it tomorrow.
32:54You think so?
32:54Yeah.
32:57You ready to go home?
33:00Yeah.
33:01Okay.
33:04Well, um...
33:06You're gonna have to get up first,
33:07because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing.
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper that good looking.
33:21I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her.
33:24I would.
33:25Yeah, I know you would.
33:26Would she?
33:29Touche.
33:29That's some serious hardware.
33:31Let's check it out.
33:34There you go.
33:37Look at that, baby.
33:39You can hold it,
33:40you just can't put it on your finger.
33:41Why not?
33:42Because you didn't win a fucking championship,
33:44now did you, Peter?
33:58Damn, Paul.
34:00She's something else.
34:01She's not bad, huh?
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:04That's nice.
34:05It's just a waitress at one of your restaurants.
34:08Uh, it's always good to have a bullpen.
34:10How about you, Dom?
34:12All those young waitresses, huh?
34:13Chef must get first pick.
34:15Come on.
34:16Not worth the fallout.
34:18No?
34:19Kat and I've got something pretty great.
34:21Ah!
34:22Ah!
34:24I really need to get divorced.
34:27Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:30You guys gonna be able to avoid a whole legal thing?
34:33Not likely.
34:34She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck.
34:38That bitch is trying to clean me out.
34:39I made her a generous offer,
34:41but her bullshit attorneys convinced her
34:42she deserves a bigger slice of the pie.
34:45Tell you what, she's not gonna get it.
34:47Jesus, Paul.
34:47Give it a rest.
34:49What's your problem, Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children.
34:52Why you gotta talk like that?
34:53I guess we're just built different.
34:54Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children,
34:56and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine.
34:58I'll take it, Doctor.
34:58Just keep it civil.
35:00That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out.
35:02Well, gee, Paul, I don't know.
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
35:06with that tiny, sad little dick of yours,
35:08maybe she deserves it.
35:09Motherfucker!
35:09Hey!
35:11Hey!
35:13Hey!
35:13Hey!
35:13Hey!
35:13I fucking kill you, Paul!
35:14I fucking don't get it!
35:16I fucking kill you!
35:18Yo!
35:19Yeah!
35:20Woo!
35:21Okay!
35:22Okay, everyone, now it's a party.
35:25You know what?
35:27A thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me.
35:30Yeah.
35:30Yeah!
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:31Me!
35:32Yeah!
35:34Let's go downstairs!
35:36You know the definition of a baller.
35:41That's me.
35:42C-H-I-N-G.
35:44To the Y.
35:45Let me explain it to you.
35:46I'm a baller.
35:47So high roller, baby.
35:50Baby, baby.
35:51Shy caller.
35:52That's right.
35:53Ain't nobody getting lazy.
35:55Driving like me.
35:56You a hater.
35:58You a hater.
35:58Why you trying to play me?
36:00I don't think you know.
36:02Baby, baby, baby.
36:03Baby, baby.
36:03Ain't nobody getting lazy.
36:05I'm a baller for real.
36:06Like me.
36:07Girl, I know you do the nasty.
36:08Nasty.
36:09I can tell when you walk past me.
36:11And your potter looking flashy.
36:13Earth things on your mind.
36:14Just ask me.
36:15I know my earth related to the waski.
36:18Wabbit.
36:19Carrots all in it.
36:20Jazzy it's a habit.
36:21Uh.
36:22Hovers my cash.
36:23Outside I got a Benz and Jack.
36:26Like me.
36:27Come on, man.
36:28Come on, man.
36:28Oh!
36:32Denied.
36:33Access denied.
36:35Not today, motherfuckers!
36:37Not ever.
36:38Not in my house.
36:39All right, who's next?
36:40Can you take this?
36:41Jerry!
36:42Jerry!
36:43Jerry!
36:44Jerry!
36:44Jerry!
36:45Okay, okay.
36:46Enough of that.
36:48Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:49Sure did.
36:50Okay.
36:51Hope you brought your A game.
36:52All right.
36:52100 bucks on Jerry.
36:5410 to 1.
36:54Who's got it?
36:55I'll take that action.
36:56Come on, man.
36:58Come on, Jerry.
37:00Come on.
37:01Jerry!
37:01Come on.
37:01Oh, you gonna post me up there?
37:03Is that the plan?
37:04Come on, Jerry!
37:04What you think is a pick-up game of the life?
37:05Give me that!
37:07Cookies!
37:08Come on, Nick.
37:09Give me that!
37:11Cookies!
37:12Give me that!
37:13Give me that!
37:14Give me that, Jerry!
37:15Yeah, I play defense, too.
37:17This is what the people want.
37:18All right, Jerry.
37:19Come on, Jerry.
37:20There it is.
37:21This is what the people want.
37:22Jerry!
37:24Oh!
37:24Oh, fuck!
37:26Oh, shit!
37:27Oh, fuck!
37:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
37:29God damn it!
37:30Oh, shit!
37:31I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:32Hold on.
37:32Let me just check it.
37:33Oh, fuck!
37:34Oh, fuck!
37:36Hey, call 911!
37:38This is bad.
37:39Hey, I walked it off, man.
37:40Fuck!
37:41Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:42Damn it.
37:43It's all right.
37:43Oh, I hate seeing shit like this.
38:00I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age.
38:03I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic.
38:06But he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted to him.
38:11But it's the recklessness of it.
38:14I mean, that's what pisses me off.
38:17I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
38:19The wizard has herpes?
38:21No.
38:21I have no idea.
38:22I'm just saying theoretically.
38:24Theoretical herpes.
38:25Uh-huh.
38:26Um, anyone can see this girl as just a band-aid.
38:30I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up, and he's gonna look in the mirror, and then he's gonna
38:34realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there.
38:38Mm.
38:39And also, after cheating on me God knows how many times, he's lawyering up as if I'm the one who
38:45committed the crime.
38:46I mean...
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop.
38:52Well, yeah, it's not really the same.
38:54I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:57What?
38:57No, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul.
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair.
39:03I mean, not that I'm judging you.
39:05I mean, far from it.
39:07I'm gonna stop talking now.
39:08Oh my God, I'm Paul.
39:10No, you're not Paul.
39:11I didn't mean that.
39:11No, you're right.
39:12I am the one who cheated.
39:16But that was after years, years, of just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us.
39:29To me.
39:35No matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider.
39:39And at a certain point, there was nothing I could do.
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47Wow.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49It's the brownies.
39:50It's the brownies.
39:51It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now.
39:54What?
39:55Oh my God, that is so cute that that's what you think happened.
39:57That's really delusional.
39:58If they hadn't stopped me, I would have pushed you right through that wall.
40:00You're so crazy.
40:02I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass so fucking fast.
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:07Look at my guns.
40:07What?
40:08What guns?
40:09That is...
40:10There's nothing.
40:11Look at it.
40:12Feel it.
40:13Feel it.
40:13Let me feel it.
40:14Is this...
40:14Can I just do this?
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh my God!
40:17Yeah.
40:18Okay, Mel.
40:19Ow.
40:20Ow!
40:20What the fuck are you...
40:22You took that!
40:23Can you just...
40:29What the fuck?
40:30Oh no!
40:32Come on!
40:34Tap out!
40:35That's not how tapping out works!
40:38Ow!
40:39Ow!
40:40Ow!
40:40Ow!
40:41Oh my God.
40:53I started disappearing, becoming like one small part of his life instead of the thing
40:59that mattered most.
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him and I just wanted too much of it.
41:08Well I don't think Coop has that space in him.
41:15Maybe he did once but not anymore.
41:20You have a lot of pent up aggression you really need to get laid soon.
41:26Yeah.
41:27I know.
41:30All right.
41:30I gotta go.
41:35Yeah.
41:35Me too.
41:43Do you want to talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope.
41:46Mm-hmm.
41:50Do you ever look at something you've been staring at for so long?
41:55You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
42:00What are we talking about?
42:03My life.
42:09Oh shit.
42:14Fuck Barney!
42:19I am so sorry.
42:21That's a prototype!
42:23I am so sorry!
42:27If you're in the market for metaphors, look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet
42:33that isn't connected to any plumbing.
42:39Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind, everything in this town is a fucking metaphor.
42:45Which can make it really hard to figure out what, if anything, is real.
42:49Well it's really tough when I think I had to repair it all.
43:05If I see you are in love.
43:07If I see me in love.
43:09I will feel alive.
43:12I will feel alive.
43:13And to sleep I wish You're behind me all.
43:16Then, I will feel alive.
43:21Hey, Hunter.
43:50Hey, you.
43:51Hey.
43:52I stopped by your house.
43:54Saw Ally.
43:55She said you'd be out here.
43:56She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah, she's going through some stuff.
43:59I didn't want her to be alone.
44:01That's a lot to take on.
44:03Well, I'm all she has.
44:06She has me too, Coop.
44:07I hope you know that.
44:12Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
44:14Yeah, I'm, uh, starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
44:18Less oversight, better upside.
44:20Just like that?
44:21Time for a change.
44:23You were at Bailey for a long time.
44:24Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
44:26Okay, Coop.
44:27Don't worry, you'll get your checks.
44:29Oh, fuck you.
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:32What?
44:33Tell me.
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to.
44:36Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:41I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:44It's about a thousand a week.
44:45Just wanted to run a fight.
44:46I am her coach.
44:48And she works here with Eddie.
44:50She's doing just fun.
44:51I'm talking about professional.
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick.
44:54This is about what's best for Tori.
44:56The next few months are critical, and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach.
45:02At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
45:04I show up.
45:05No, Coop.
45:05You come around just enough to convince yourself that you do.
45:08Shit.
45:09And you know what?
45:09It's one thing for you to not show up for me, but you damn well better show up for her.
45:15You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:42You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:54The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
46:00Who misplaces a watch that expensive?
46:02I don't know.
46:04Maybe the same person who buys one?
46:06What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes.
46:10And ownership papers.
46:12I'll be right back.
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch.
46:20You think we're actually gonna find it?
46:21I don't know.
46:22But we're gonna make it a priority.
46:25Really?
46:26No.
46:26Not really.
46:44The paper clip now wired to the battery pack will act as a tensioner.
46:49Now, keep your tensioner slotted in position.
46:54Only a centimeter in.
46:57Don't force it.
46:58The wreck may as well be a pin break.
47:01Now, we're gonna introduce our voltage.
47:05Well done.
47:07And if that doesn't work, there's always brute force.
47:18My shrink would've had a field day unpacking the fact that I was stealing from the guy who slept with
47:23my wife.
47:27But I didn't have a shrink.
47:30What I did have was a YouTube tutorial.
47:32Nick's championship ring.
47:34And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
47:44Or not.
48:14I wanted to funny.
48:15Just having a look.
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