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00:12Oh, hey, champions.
00:14Morning.
00:15Quarterfinals in an hour.
00:17Hope you got some sleep,
00:18because I am going to be haunting your nightmares tonight.
00:20I did.
00:21I got some really good sleep.
00:23Did you?
00:28Yesterday was the first round
00:29of a branch-wide paper airplane contest.
00:31It was being sponsored by Wirehammer Paper
00:33in an effort to get us to sell more of their new product,
00:36Airstream Deluxe A4, the Cadillac of paper.
00:41It's not so easy on the environment,
00:43if you know what I mean.
00:44It's practically made of plastic.
00:47We started with 16 brave aviators.
00:50Some used skill.
00:53Others relied on showmanship.
00:56Some buckled under the pressure.
00:59Others seemed not to comprehend
01:00what a paper airplane is.
01:02And, of course, there was the odd moment
01:04of heartbreak and disaster.
01:05Yeah, I left my glasses down here somewhere.
01:08Crossing through.
01:09Beep, beep.
01:10Ow!
01:10Ow!
01:12I didn't see you.
01:13You should have yelled crossing.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:18Okay, so is that my spot?
01:20Yeah.
01:20We are now down to an elite eight.
01:23Well, seven and Toby.
01:47Be careful of that beaker.
01:49It contains dangerous acid.
01:50It does not say dangerous,
01:51and there's no exclamation point.
01:53Well, I'm just, I'm trying to bring some life to it.
01:57Last week I got an agent,
01:58and, uh, this week I got a movie.
02:01HRPDC Chemical Handling Protocol.
02:03This is going to be seen by tons of workers
02:05in the industrial chemical community,
02:07one of whom could have a cousin
02:09whose brother is Brad Pitt.
02:11And then, boom, next thing you know,
02:14I'm in Moneyballs 2.
02:17Andy?
02:17Go away.
02:18We're running lines.
02:19You wanted to see the gooey eye.
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:22All right, get over here.
02:24I'm so freaked out by things going in to eyes.
02:28It just, wow.
02:35Ah, I can't even.
02:36I'm so freaked out by that.
02:38Just go.
02:39Go, go, go, go, go.
02:39All right.
02:40Let's get gooier, so we'll just do it later.
02:42Okay.
02:44All right.
02:45Where were we?
02:46We stopped at full of acid.
02:48And remember, do not attempt
02:49to extinguish a chemical fire with water.
02:51It will only exacerbate the flame,
02:53the dangerous flame.
02:56That was great, man.
02:57All right, I'm out of here.
02:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:59Stop, stop, stop.
03:00Don't go anywhere.
03:01I just need to find more colors.
03:04Let's do it six more times.
03:08Hey.
03:09I, uh, just wanted to say
03:10that you woke up early with the kids.
03:12And let me sleep.
03:13And I really appreciate that.
03:17I appreciate that you appreciate that.
03:20So, we had couples therapy.
03:23No shame in that.
03:23Get it all out in the open.
03:25And we have homework.
03:26Yes, we are supposed to look
03:27for every chance to acknowledge
03:29and appreciate each other's sacrifices.
03:31Because I need to appreciate
03:33what Pam's been doing to run the house
03:35while I'm in Philly.
03:36And we're also supposed to speak our truths.
03:38Because if I had spoken my truth earlier
03:41about not wanting to move to Philly,
03:43then maybe we wouldn't have had
03:44this opportunity for a couple's therapy.
03:46Oh, we're supposed to call everything
03:48we don't want to do opportunities.
03:51Heads up, everyone.
03:52If you really need something for me today,
03:54let's get it done tomorrow.
03:57Carla Fern got me a gig.
03:58Hey.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Who's Carla Fern?
04:01Who is Carla Fern?
04:03Well, wow.
04:05She's my agent and my drill sergeant.
04:08And one of my best friends.
04:10Oh, and Oscar.
04:11I already figured out
04:12if I have to get emotional in the film,
04:14I'm just going to think about
04:15you getting dumped by the senator.
04:16Why don't you use your own life?
04:18I haven't just dumped you.
04:19It's a little raw.
04:21Not cool, Oscar.
04:22But you're just...
04:22Not cool.
04:23Okay.
04:24Day two.
04:26Drama in the warehouse skies.
04:28This is Robert from Weigh-A-Hammer Paper
04:31who will be joining us
04:32to judge the final rounds.
04:34Who would have thought
04:35there would be two full days of drama here?
04:38You could have just knocked it all out
04:40in the morning as far as I'm concerned,
04:41but you're the sponsor.
04:43Who's pumped for the quarterfinals, huh?
04:45I'm pumped!
04:46Clark's a dead man.
04:47All right.
04:47Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this.
04:50Oh, my God!
04:53Nellie, you didn't tell us we could win money.
04:55Oh, yes, I did.
04:57I told you all it was, um...
05:00Because that's an awful lot of money for me to forget.
05:03Not one of us remembers you saying anything about $2,000.
05:07I forgot.
05:08I completely forgot.
05:10But at least now that large piece of cardboard
05:12that man was carrying around makes sense.
05:13Nellie, this is a competition.
05:16Please take it seriously.
05:17Oh, please.
05:19Me?
05:20Oh, I'm fine.
05:22I mean, sure, times are leaner
05:24now that I'm separated from the senator,
05:25but my new studio apartment is just fine for me
05:30and Phillip and Tinky and Crinkle Puss
05:34and Bandit 2 and Pollock Baggins
05:37and Lady Aragorn and their tin kittens.
05:45I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it.
05:48And if I went back now, when I'm broke
05:51and he just inherited a farm,
05:54I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about
05:56that try to bag a farmer.
05:59I offered myself to Angela, and she turned me down.
06:02If she changes her mind, the next move is hers.
06:05I'm with Esther now.
06:06She's younger than Angela, sturdier,
06:08more comfortable with the scent of a manured field.
06:12Let's be honest.
06:13When it came to manured fields,
06:15Angela was at best indifferent.
06:23Andy, you couldn't have done that before?
06:25I want to look good.
06:27Come on.
06:28Jeez.
06:29Oh, hey, if they interview you for the behind-the-scenes,
06:31talk about how much we laughed on set.
06:36My hands are really sweaty.
06:39I think it's because it's so hot.
06:41It's 50 degrees outside.
06:44When my hands sweat, I squeeze ice cubes.
06:46It makes them sweat less.
06:47Really?
06:48Can you go on an ice run when we get there?
06:50You do know I'm missing work for this.
06:55It's day two of a paper airplane contest.
06:57I think we're okay.
06:59Fair point.
07:04Oh, wide wings. Interesting.
07:06Hey, why don't you back off?
07:10I mean, best of luck to you in the competition.
07:23Hey, don't look.
07:25Growing up in an orphanage,
07:26you have to fight other kids for everything.
07:29Snacks, pillows, parents.
07:32I'm kind of worried about Pete seeing that side of me.
07:35I once ripped greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head
07:38just for a handful of Chris Picks.
07:41Is this the right place?
07:42This is it?
07:43You sure?
07:44This looks like a drug deal is going down.
07:48Oh, there's Carla Fern.
07:57Who's this guy?
07:59This is Daryl.
08:00He's with me.
08:00He's my friend.
08:01And he's very honored to be here.
08:03Are you in that paper documentary, too?
08:06Yep.
08:07You need an agent?
08:08No.
08:09He's never...
08:10I mean, you've never acted in anything before.
08:12He's just my entourage.
08:15I was in the Wears in high school.
08:17That's the clicky-clacker.
08:19He clicks that,
08:20and then the guy says action.
08:22Hey, I made him get you a chair.
08:25All my clients sit.
08:28Can I take your picture?
08:33I guess it's starting.
08:35Um, yeah.
08:36Uh, of course.
08:39Yeah, sure.
08:39Tell you what.
08:40I'll put my arm around you,
08:41and then I can take it.
08:42We just need a picture of the top of your head
08:43in case we burn some of your hair off.
08:47Got it.
08:48I'm ready for my close-up,
08:50miss.
08:50What's your name?
08:51Baba Tunde.
08:59Sorry.
09:00No, just keep it down until...
09:03Okay.
09:24Okay, next up,
09:26we have two creatures,
09:27great and small,
09:28Kevin versus Angela.
09:30Yes.
09:35Hey,
09:36that is a really nice plane.
09:39You make that yourself?
09:40Uh-huh.
09:41Well, what am I thinking?
09:43Of course you made that yourself,
09:44because it's in the rules
09:46that you have to fold your own plane.
09:50Of course.
09:52Kevin,
09:53did you make that yourself?
09:55Yes.
09:56In a way.
09:58From one that I bought on Craigslist.
10:01Oh, man.
10:02I call for a refold.
10:03No.
10:05Really?
10:05I can't do that.
10:08This is flatter.
10:09It's a piece of paper.
10:10You fold it into an airplane.
10:14Okay, that's enough.
10:15This is the end of the ring now.
10:16You have to pick one.
10:17I can't.
10:18I love them all too much.
10:21And none of them fly,
10:23so that makes it harder.
10:24You have to choose one now.
10:27Fine.
10:33Angela advances.
10:34Nice.
10:37Was Dwight rooting for me?
10:39Hmm.
10:40I hadn't noticed.
10:43I'm not giving up.
10:45I'm going to keep making planes
10:47until one of them flies,
10:48like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.
10:54An Earl Grey tea for the lady.
10:58Oh, thank you.
10:59Um,
11:00I acknowledge and appreciate
11:02that you went out of your way
11:03to get me tea.
11:05I like being appreciated,
11:06but to speak my truth,
11:08it wasn't out of the way
11:09because I felt like a tea anyway,
11:11so one trip.
11:14Well, to speak my truth,
11:17I switched to coffee in March.
11:19There's a new espresso machine.
11:22But I still acknowledge
11:24and appreciate the gesture.
11:28She was happy with tea
11:29for ten years
11:31and then
11:33just like that.
11:36Huh.
11:39She still likes yogurt, though, right?
11:43The genius of it is,
11:45in this scenario,
11:46the actors
11:46act as
11:47co-owners.
11:49We already trademarked the name
11:50Act Lead.
11:51Terrible idea.
11:53Act Lead.
11:54Ta-da!
11:56Meet the lab assistant.
11:58Dude, what's with the clown face?
12:00It's professional stage makeup.
12:01It keeps you from washing out
12:02under the harsh lights.
12:03I learned it
12:04when I was naked-poo
12:05in the Mikado.
12:06Andrew Bernard?
12:09What's on your face?
12:10A little oreo grace paint, governor.
12:13Lashes so separately.
12:15Um,
12:16I'm gonna need him
12:16to take this off
12:17immediately, okay?
12:18Okay.
12:19Question,
12:19is it too dark?
12:20Because this is Trinidad.
12:22I also have
12:25Brazilian matador
12:26or man of Athens.
12:27Okay, how about
12:27no makeup at all?
12:28No makeup.
12:29No makeup?
12:29Great.
12:30I can do that.
12:31But, question,
12:31new to the area.
12:33Is there a makeup remover
12:35store nearby?
12:36Uh, you'll just use soap.
12:38Uh, I apologize, sir.
12:39We're-we're sorry.
12:40Okay.
12:40Can I just
12:41take this from you?
12:42Yes, ma'am.
12:43You got it on the coat.
12:44He'll pay for it.
12:47Those are $22.
12:53We are rolling and action.
12:56This video is to
12:57demonstrate the HBRDC
12:59chemical handling protocols.
13:01These protocols could save you
13:02from severe injury,
13:03even death.
13:05If you-
13:05Okay, uh, stop.
13:06Um, why are you smiling?
13:08I just made a character choice
13:09to be a scientist
13:10who really likes what he does
13:12and enjoys his job.
13:14Okay, well,
13:15maybe no smiling
13:16on this one.
13:17So how do you want?
13:18How should I do it?
13:18I don't know.
13:19Just like you're
13:19reporting the news
13:20or something.
13:21Okay?
13:22Action.
13:23This video is to
13:24demonstrate the
13:25HBRDC
13:27chemical handling
13:28protocols.
13:29This is Tom Brokaw.
13:30It's a newscaster.
13:31Come on.
13:31Who is it?
13:32Tom Brokaw.
13:33All right, save that
13:33for the blooper reel.
13:34There's no blooper reel.
13:36There's gonna be
13:37a blooper reel.
13:38No, there's not.
13:38Nope.
13:39No blooper reel.
13:39It's not even up to you guys.
13:40They just do them.
13:41Yeah.
13:41We're doing this.
13:42All right.
13:43Okay, so how do you
13:44want me to do it?
13:44Like, it's an industrial
13:46safety video, okay?
13:47Got it.
13:47Got it.
13:48Rolling and action.
13:52This video is to
13:52demonstrate the
13:54HBRDC chemical
13:54handling protocols.
13:55You're smiling again.
13:56By the way,
13:56just so I know,
13:58which of these ladies
13:59are single?
14:05Come on.
14:06I'm beat by
14:06a freaking cyclops.
14:08Oh, wait.
14:08Did mine go farther?
14:09My depth perception's
14:10all off.
14:11What's happening now?
14:12That one won.
14:14What?
14:14Him?
14:15Really?
14:16Toby?
14:17An achievement?
14:20Yes.
14:20Yes.
14:22All right, dude.
14:22All right.
14:23Damn.
14:24Oh, Jesus.
14:24I'm sorry.
14:25I'm sorry.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:26Just stop touching me.
14:27Okay.
14:27Oh, my God.
14:28Ah!
14:28Guys, quit palming around.
14:30Just throw the freaking airplane.
14:31Get the...
14:31What?
14:32What?
14:33Well...
14:33Throw the airplane.
14:34Contest.
14:35It's a contest.
14:36Oh, Erin's not competitive.
14:37She's just...
14:38Let's get this
14:39cotton-picking show
14:40on the road,
14:41mother...
14:44Calm down, Phyllis.
14:46Next up,
14:47we have Clark
14:48and Erin.
14:49Make it so.
14:50Patrick Stewart.
14:52Family friend.
14:54Come on, Clark.
14:55Come on, Clark.
14:58Okay, not bad.
14:59Not bad.
15:00Yeah, I'm actually
15:01just really good
15:01at this motion.
15:02Uh, when I was 10,
15:04I spent the summer
15:05with my uncle in England
15:06and he would take me
15:07to the pub
15:07and let me throw darts
15:09and if I got a bull's egg,
15:10give me a sip of beer.
15:11So, I got really good
15:13at darts.
15:15But that's the summer
15:16I kind of stopped growing.
15:19Whoa!
15:20Yeah!
15:21Oh!
15:22Eat it, baby!
15:23Eat it!
15:24Oink, oink, oink, oink.
15:25We still got to work together
15:26so we should keep it civil.
15:28I can't hear what you said!
15:30You get your slap?
15:32You know what?
15:33This is completely unnecessary.
15:34You already won.
15:35Erin.
15:35Just stop.
15:36Erin.
15:36What?
15:37Relax.
15:38Next up,
15:38we have Dwight and Phyllis.
15:40Yeah!
15:41Man of the Earth
15:42versus woman of girth.
15:43Hey.
15:44Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
15:46Look, if you have an attribute
15:47that rhymes with Earth,
15:48I'd be happy to use it.
15:50Um, mirth.
15:51Oh, let's be real.
15:55You can do it, baby!
15:56No, you can't, baby!
15:57Good joke.
16:03Well, I better get back to work.
16:05We'll get him next year.
16:06What?
16:06Next year?
16:07No, we're not doing this next year,
16:08are we?
16:09We're not doing this next year.
16:11Watch and learn.
16:13Oh, wow.
16:16Dwight defeats Phyllis.
16:17Dwight, you are through
16:18to the semifinals.
16:19Yes!
16:20All right.
16:21Oh, Esther.
16:22Hey.
16:23What are you?
16:23Hey.
16:28You're here early.
16:29Yeah, I plucked the chickens
16:30extra fast
16:31because I knew
16:31I was seeing you tonight,
16:32so there might just be
16:33a little bit of feather
16:34and your nuggets
16:35are just a little bit of meat
16:35inside of your pillow.
16:37I like a little feather
16:38in my nuggets.
16:40All right, ladies and gentlemen,
16:42we are now down
16:43to the final four.
16:45Dwight, Aaron, Angela,
16:48and God only knows how,
16:50but Toby.
16:50One of you
16:52will walk away
16:53with $2,000.
16:55Yeah!
16:56Okay, here,
16:57you have just
16:58knocked over the beaker,
16:59the chemicals splashed
17:01in your eye.
17:01Which is insanely painful.
17:03Yeah.
17:03And I've already picked
17:04a few childhood memories
17:05to tap into
17:06to really express that pain.
17:08That's great.
17:09So what you're gonna do then
17:10is come over here
17:11to the eye washing station
17:13and then just kind of
17:14flush out your eyes,
17:15you know,
17:15get the chemicals out.
17:16All right?
17:18So I just lean over
17:19this thing
17:20and then you'll add
17:21the water special effect later.
17:24What water special effect?
17:25Yeah, just hold your lids open
17:27with one hand
17:28and let the stream
17:29bathe your eyeballs.
17:31Just like that.
17:32I'm not comfortable
17:33doing my own stunts.
17:36I'll get nude
17:37if you want me to.
17:38I'll go fully in a dunham,
17:39but I...
17:40Dude, we don't need you
17:41to go nude, okay?
17:42Absolutely not.
17:43We just do the eye wash thing, okay?
17:44That's all we're asking here.
17:49Darryl, what do I do?
17:51Hold up.
17:51I'm looking at my spit
17:52in the microscope.
17:52They want me to use
17:53real water
17:54in the eye wash scene.
17:56So?
17:56I can't squirt stuff
17:58in my eyeball.
17:59I've never even used
17:59an eyedropper.
18:00So, Andy,
18:01you saw how to use this.
18:03Step on the pedal,
18:04water squirts in your eyes.
18:08Carla?
18:10Carla?
18:12All right,
18:13you lucky people.
18:14It is time
18:15for the semifinals.
18:17And I'm going to be
18:18perfectly honest with you.
18:19The tension could be thicker.
18:21It is time
18:22for a little T&A.
18:24I give you
18:25Toby and Angela.
18:27Here we go.
18:29I really need to win this.
18:32I could really use
18:33the $2,000.
18:34I could buy a home gym.
18:35Okay.
18:36I know I'd use it
18:37because I'd see it
18:38every day.
18:38Toby.
18:43Oh, my God!
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Okay, it's your turn.
18:56I have lost a lot
18:58in my life.
19:00I know what
19:01about to lose
19:02feels like.
19:03And it's awful.
19:05Well, Angela
19:06is the winner.
19:07Yes!
19:11Is there a reason
19:12that we're excited
19:13for that little woman?
19:14Yes, I pity her.
19:15She was recently
19:16in a situation
19:17where she could have
19:17had it all.
19:20And instead,
19:20she lost everything.
19:22Hmm.
19:23Is she a gambler?
19:24In a way.
19:24But not in a
19:25stand-up-and-cheer
19:26kind of way
19:27like this all.
19:28Hmm.
19:29That is sad.
19:30Look, I've got
19:31these bumper stickers.
19:32Doubt that'll make you
19:33excited, but there they are.
19:35There we go.
19:36Oh, look, now.
19:37Now we're excited.
19:38Now the bumper stickers
19:39are here.
19:39Look at that.
19:40That's all we needed.
19:41Bumper stickers.
19:42Candy,
19:43if you don't stick
19:44your eyes in that machine,
19:46I'm gonna call
19:47every production
19:48in northeastern Pennsylvania.
19:50You won't even make
19:51an appearance
19:52on a security camera.
19:59What's the holdup here?
20:01The actor's crying.
20:03Oh, God.
20:09She yelled at me.
20:12I can't wash my eyeball.
20:14I can't do that.
20:15I can't.
20:16Andy Benard can't
20:17squirt water in his eye
20:18and act like it doesn't
20:19freak him out.
20:21But you know who can?
20:24Older male lab
20:25assistant number one.
20:28Do you believe in me?
20:30I believe.
20:32I want to go home.
20:37Yeah!
20:37I want to go home.
20:38Okay.
20:39Beat that!
20:48Woo!
20:50Okay.
20:51Damn it!
20:52Damn it!
20:53God!
20:55Sorry.
20:55Yeah, I'm fine.
20:56I'm fine.
20:56Okay.
20:57I got mad.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Because I don't like losing.
20:59Pete, I'm just gonna...
21:00Sorry, I'm mad.
21:02Pete, I'm mad.
21:02I'm really mad.
21:03I wanted to win.
21:03We were gonna win a lot of money.
21:04I was gonna buy you a sweater,
21:05so it's stupid.
21:06It's just the whole contest
21:07is stupid, so it feels.
21:09Oh!
21:10Sorry, I'm mad!
21:11I don't like losing.
21:13I thought I was going to win.
21:14Okay.
21:15Hey, you're right.
21:16Sorry.
21:17Sorry.
21:18I'm gonna go upstairs
21:19and just...
21:20Oh, I made us a date
21:21to take my mom out to dinner
21:23to thank her for all
21:23that extra babysitting.
21:25Well, you know how much
21:26I appreciate the opportunity
21:28to hang out with your mom more,
21:29so let me just put this
21:30in my calendar.
21:31I acknowledge with gratitude
21:32that you are being kind
21:34and responsible enough
21:34to include it in your calendar.
21:37Your mom is a treasure.
21:39Well, I appreciate
21:40that some opportunities
21:41can be...
21:42Hey, wait.
21:43Did Cole Hamels call back or what?
21:46Great. Good.
21:47To speak my truth,
21:48I'd appreciate if you hung that up
21:50because we were in the middle
21:50of a conversation.
21:55I appreciate the sacrifice.
21:59Okay.
22:00To speak my truth,
22:01that was a little sarcastic.
22:02I think that's a little unfair.
22:04Really?
22:05I've been putting the kids to bed
22:06by myself every night for months,
22:08and you had to miss one phone call.
22:10Is that your truth, Jim?
22:12That's really your truth?
22:13I guess I will swallow my truth.
22:16Are you guys high?
22:18Because if so,
22:20to speak my truth,
22:21I would appreciate the sacrifice
22:23of including me
22:24in some hits off your kind buds.
22:27We're not high.
22:29I wish we'd started this exercise
22:30six months ago.
22:32My heart just feels so...
22:35blocked up.
22:37I want to believe
22:38that talking like robots will help,
22:40but robots aren't really known
22:42for their emotional connections.
22:45Although,
22:46R2-D2 and C-3PO
22:48were very attached.
22:51Is that where we're headed?
22:55Hey.
22:57The Mark 47
22:58is ready for launch.
23:05Left
23:06paste.
23:11Here we go.
23:13Rolling and...
23:14action!
23:22And cut!
23:24We can fix the sound in post.
23:25Yeah.
23:26I can do a better one.
23:27That's fine.
23:28We'll move on.
23:28I said I can do a better one.
23:31Daryl?
23:33Action!
23:46Kid can act!
23:50Yeah!
23:52Yeah!
23:54And then there were two
23:57people interested
23:57in this contest.
24:00Angela and Dwight,
24:01please fold your planes.
24:03Dwight, you are so good at this.
24:05You're going to need to dig us
24:06a bigger money hole.
24:08A lot of it has to do with luck.
24:10Well, you know,
24:11I'm really the lucky one here
24:13because
24:14I found you.
24:15Oh, okay.
24:16Okay.
24:20I don't need this win.
24:22I've got a lucrative job,
24:23an enormous farm,
24:24and this building.
24:25Angela has nothing
24:26but a child
24:27who,
24:28while adorable,
24:29won't bring in revenue
24:30for another five or six years.
24:33Each contestant
24:34will throw
24:34two airplanes?
24:35Actually,
24:36it's best of three.
24:37Oh, no.
24:38No,
24:38two is already
24:39twice as many
24:39as any normal person
24:40would find interesting.
24:41Right?
24:42Whosoever plane
24:43goes the longest distance
24:44is the winner.
24:44After you.
24:49Oh, God!
24:52Angela's first throw.
24:54Terrible.
24:55Dwight?
24:58Oh!
24:59Oh, man,
25:00it slipped out of my hand.
25:01What a whiff.
25:02Oh, how'd that happen?
25:03God!
25:05We want you to win.
25:06Dwight told me
25:07about your situation.
25:08It's such a pity.
25:10Just use the money wisely.
25:13Okay.
25:14Okay.
25:18All right.
25:21Don't you dare tank this.
25:40And we have a winner
25:41and it's Dwight
25:43and it is everyone
25:44because this is over.
25:47Two grand, huh?
25:49I know a guy
25:50can turn that
25:50into $800
25:51and it's me.
25:54Well,
25:54I guess you needed
25:55the money more than me.
25:57Huh?
25:58Use it wisely.
26:02I was disappointed
26:04in Dwight today.
26:05He showed a weakness
26:06that was unbecoming,
26:07even if he did do it for me.
26:10I don't need pity
26:11and I don't need charity.
26:13I have my dignity
26:14and that's enough.
26:16And as long as I have that,
26:17I'll be okay.
26:19Okay.
26:30I know this was really weird
26:32and it was really hard
26:34but I think
26:35we're making progress.
26:38So I'm really sorry
26:39that I have to go
26:40but let's keep at this.
26:43Okay?
26:45Okay.
26:52Okay.
27:28Jim!
27:36Thanks.
27:38Alright, have a good trip.
27:38Bye.
27:39Bye.
28:09Love suffers long
28:11and is kind.
28:13It is not proud.
28:14Love bears all things,
28:17believes all things,
28:18hopes all things
28:20and endures all things.
28:23Love never fails.
28:26And now these three remain.
28:28Faith, hope, and love.
28:32But the greatest of these
28:34is love.
28:42I love you.
28:51This is it.
28:53This is the one.
28:58Crossing.
28:59Ow!
29:02Oh, why?
29:07Why?
29:09Can you stay out of the way, please?
29:15And the Oscar for Best Performance
29:17in a Dramatic Safety Video
29:19goes to
29:21Sir Marlon Brandrew Bernard.
29:25Hey, Andy.
29:27Uh, you have six messages
29:28from David Wallace.
29:29Go, fudge bottle.
29:30And one from, uh,
29:32Carla Fern.
29:33Oh, okay.
29:34I'll take that.
29:35Do you not want these?
29:39If you asked me six months ago
29:41if I thought that Andy Bernard
29:43can make it as an actor,
29:45I'd have said,
29:45no way.
29:48Watch where you're going, please.
29:51What do you say?
29:52But now,
29:54I think anyone can do it.
29:57You've been Andy.
30:17I think anybody can do it.
30:18I think anybody can do it.
30:18I think anybody can do it.
30:20I think anybody can do it.
30:21I think anybody can do it.
30:22I think anybody can do it.
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