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00:00Okay, kids, we'll be home by 11 p.m.,
00:03so just ask Harmony if you need anything.
00:05Leftovers are in the fridge,
00:07fire extinguisher below the sink,
00:08and a decontamination kit in the closet.
00:10I feel like I'm forgetting something.
00:12Hey, thanks for letting us enjoy our romantic night out, kids.
00:15But you two aren't romantic. You're married.
00:18We're still young. We're still hot.
00:21This is the same suit from our first date.
00:24Okay, who knows what we'll get up to.
00:26Come on.
00:27Mama, pick up.
00:29Oh, sure. I bet it'll be a crazy night.
00:33I predict you eat too fast, get a stomachache,
00:35and have to rush home so you don't have to number two in public.
00:37I'm this way because of you two.
00:39You don't know how hard it is being a parent.
00:42Nothing but cooking, cleaning, driving, dishes, talking, listening...
00:46until you finally get a sitter for one night out
00:48and pretend your life hasn't passed you by.
00:50What do you mean you're out with friends?
00:51You said you would stay home with the kids.
00:53No idea what you're talking about.
00:55Okay, see you. Bye.
00:56Oh, I guess dinner's canceled.
01:01Never grow up, kids.
01:03May I make a proposal?
01:05One that might solve both of our problems?
01:07What if you didn't need a babysitter to go on a date?
01:10What if I could guarantee unlimited date nights
01:13with absolutely no babysitter-finding responsibility?
01:17Sounds great.
01:19Now, how would we do that, Lil?
01:20I believe Jack and I have hit the adequate milestones.
01:23Let us babysit ourselves.
01:26Um...
01:27And what if or when you burn the house down, hmm?
01:30Why would we take that risk?
01:31I suppose our track record does suggest that possibility.
01:35One moment while I consult with my partner.
01:40Okay.
01:41In the unlikely case of disaster,
01:43an insurance we are prepared to offer.
01:45Three weeks dishes, two weeks trailer duty,
01:47and one gutter cleaner.
01:53We want four weeks dishes,
01:55four weeks trailer duty...
01:56And you gotta brush Charlie's teeth.
02:02We'll do it.
02:1545 minute wait.
02:17And this is just a line for reservations?
02:19Could they at least put some chairs out here?
02:21Or some aspirin?
02:22I'm worried about the kids.
02:23I can't enjoy myself knowing they're all alone.
02:25Listen to us.
02:26Complain we can't get a date.
02:28Complain about the date.
02:29We used to be unstoppable fun-making machines.
02:31Remember?
02:32See?
02:33Look at this.
02:34Oh, wow.
02:35We have changed.
02:37No, we still got it.
02:38I don't even know what it is anymore.
02:41Sure you do.
02:44I'm gonna hook my games up to the big TV!
02:46I'm gonna wear shoes in bed!
02:48I'm gonna make a pillow for you!
02:49I'm gonna cook without cleaning the dishes!
02:54That was a close one.
02:56Would have sunk the whole night.
02:57Is this thing expensive?
02:58I don't know.
02:59But it would have taken forever to clean up great-grandpa's ashes.
03:11Man, it's pretty loud!
03:13Maybe we should switch tables!
03:15I can't hear you!
03:16Did you say maybe we should switch bagels?
03:19Waiter!
03:21Hopefully this table is more to your liking.
03:24Apologies for the wait.
03:25Thought you were asking to sniff my navel?
03:28Ah, much better.
03:30Now we can just relax and talk.
03:43I'm sorry, the kitchen's a bit backed up.
03:46The food may be late.
03:47Late?
03:48How late?
03:49Very much late.
03:52Come on, Will.
03:53Hold it together.
03:54Don't let her know how tired you are.
03:56Min, you have every other night to sit on the couch.
03:58You can do this.
04:02Who are we fooling?
04:03Maybe we don't have it anymore.
04:05Let's just go home.
04:07I'll call a ride.
04:08I'll order delivery.
04:10Which one of the apps should I use?
04:11Trips or Wheels?
04:12Uh, what's the difference?
04:14Wheels it is.
04:16Well, that was fast.
04:18Hey, folks!
04:19Thanks for choosing Wheels, your friendly neighborhood ride share app.
04:23And not Trips.
04:26Hmm.
04:26Hey, you wouldn't mind if we made one little stop, though, right?
04:31Um, I guess the kids don't expect us until 11.
04:35Go for it, Ride Man.
04:36Don't worry.
04:37I wouldn't ask unless it was really important.
04:43Let's just sit here in silence and not do anything that'll mess up the house.
04:49Pedants away!
04:50We party today!
04:51Yay!
04:52Yay!
04:53How many?
04:53Aw!
04:57He's sure been gone a long time.
04:59Should I try the other app?
05:01Maybe Trips is better.
05:02No.
05:02Because what if the first driver comes back before the next car?
05:05Then it would be awkward.
05:06I don't want to hurt anyone.
05:08Ah!
05:09Ah-ha!
05:10I finally got it!
05:12That'll teach those Trips, traitors.
05:14Nothing will stop Wheels now!
05:16Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:18Are you trying to kill us?
05:19I'm talking two stars if you don't pull over right now!
05:22I don't care about your stars anymore!
05:24Now that I stole this from the Trips' headquarters, Wheels will be the only rideshare app in town!
05:29Please kindly drop my wife and I at the nearest well-lit intersection!
05:32I don't want any part of your war, sir!
05:34Too late.
05:35You picked aside the moment you chose an app.
05:38What's even in that briefcase?
05:40Something that'll sink the Trips' business forever.
05:43Their money!
05:51Can we call a taxi?
05:52Are those still a thing?
05:53We're in this together now!
05:55Trips is evil and must be defeated.
05:58Trips, Wheels, aren't you guys like the same thing?
06:01No way!
06:02Those dweebs wear long sleeves and shorts.
06:04We wear short sleeves and pants.
06:06It's a completely different approach to the business.
06:09What?
06:24This is out of control.
06:25You're going to tear the house down and Mom and Dad will blame us!
06:28I'm going to give them a piece of my mind.
06:31Oh, so cute!
06:37Check! What happened?
06:39There's no stopping them.
06:40They're party monsters.
06:44Incoming!
06:46Clear! Clear!
06:48Target acquired!
06:50Yeah!
06:50Wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels!
06:53How are we supposed to handle a turf war when we couldn't even make it through dinner?
06:57Did you hear that noise?
06:59Sounds like it's coming from...
07:00Wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels!
07:07We must protect our garage
07:19Any signs are slowing down no
07:21But at least it's easier to see what they're doing since they pulled down the curtain to stop that overflowing
07:25toilet
07:25And the fire in the kitchen seems to be out the toilet flood probably did that. Oh
07:31Gosh, this can't be good, but where the aunties invited their boyfriends and they brought a huge stack of greasy
07:38pizzas
07:38Just walked in they didn't even knock now they're eating the greasy pizza and just wiping their hands on the
07:44furniture
07:45Lily what do we do?
07:47I've had it. I don't go to school and do my chores so they can shove my curtains in my
07:53toilet your toilet
07:54You know what I mean this generation has got to learn some respect
08:02Oh
08:03That's it party is over everyone is gonna go home
08:07But not before you clean up every square inch of this house or else. Oh, yeah, oh it's what?
08:16Tell your parents
08:20Oh
08:28We have to clean the place
08:30Wait a show
08:32These kids never learn
08:38Just stay down this time we don't want to have to get serious
08:43Will
08:44Will
08:46Then I'm coming
08:48Fire
08:50Looks like you banana split your pants
08:54Good one Will
08:56Will, where are you?
08:58This is what you get for riding with wheels
09:02This is what you get for messing with my wife
09:05Have a nice trip
09:08My lady
09:12Who's got it now, baby?
09:15Let's never go home again
09:18Hey!
09:19Is that the guy who threw you in the garbage?
09:21Yeah, that's him
09:22He's got the briefcase too
09:24Briefcase? We don't have the briefcase
09:26If we had the briefcase, I would tell you
09:28Oh, well
09:30I guess I can believe that
09:33Hey Will, where's our briefcase?
09:35So you do wear the briefcase
09:38Give us the money!
09:40We already said we don't have
09:42Okay, sorry, my mistake
09:43I'm putting it on the ground
09:45And I'm walking away
09:47Will?
09:48But isn't the real problem
09:49That you all were too busy fighting each other
09:52To notice that I took the briefcase in the first place?
09:54Shouldn't we be on the same team?
09:56A driver is a driver, right?
09:59The company logo on the app makes no difference
10:01You're all the same
10:05We're the same!
10:06We're the same!
10:08We're the same!
10:09We're the same!
10:09We're the same!
10:09Isn't that sweet?
10:11We're the same!
10:12It sure is
10:12Now who wants to drive us home?
10:15And there
10:16It's true what they say
10:17Life is lived in the little moments
10:19The simple joy of a spotless surface
10:22Oh, the thrill of properly organized objects
10:25You are no fun
10:30Thanks again for the ride!
10:31And sorry for the trouble
10:33We're just glad it all worked out
10:35We've got a job to do
10:37And we're gonna do it together
10:39Let's hit it!
10:40I'm so sorry, man
10:42Oops
10:42I'm so sorry, man
10:44And where have you two been?
10:46You are late, late, late!
10:48Whatever
10:48Yeah!
10:49We don't gotta do as you said
10:50It's you!
10:50Go to your room!
10:51Fine!
10:57Wow!
10:58Sure glad we jumped out when we didn't
11:02Men and you
11:03We and you
11:04And once together we can't lose
11:08Me and you!
11:10Me and you!
11:10Me and you!
11:11Me and you!
11:14Me and you!
11:15Me and you!
11:16When you're pets
11:17A mess
11:18or needs a rest
11:20Canyon Valley
11:22Droom and deploy
11:23The best and best for your best
11:29It's the jingle that took Canyon Valley by storm
11:32And put one humble family on a rocket ship to stardom
11:36But what goes up must come down
11:38This is the rise and fall of a family torn apart by fame
11:43This is Behind the Jingle
11:47The Wild Packs were just trying to promote their small business
11:50When they made music history
11:54What if it went like
11:57Oh yeah that sounds cool
11:59Need lyrics
12:00Oh what if the lyrics were like best of bets for your pets
12:04Oh wait yeah and then it could be something like
12:06Best of bets for your pets
12:08Something like that
12:09Oh that's perfect
12:10Harmony will sing alto
12:12Okay let's try it
12:14In one two three four
12:15When your pet's a mess or needs a rest
12:21Canyon Valley groom and boy
12:23The best and best for your pets
12:28Whoa
12:29Way to add some stink on the end there Lil
12:32That sounded so good
12:33Was that really us?
12:35Did we record that?
12:36Little did the Wild Packs know that their lives were about to change
12:40Best of bets was an overnight sensation
12:42Playing on every local radio station in a 40 mile radius
12:46The first five second local ad to go triple platinum
12:50The Wild Packs were famous
12:53But fame is like a frog in boiling water
12:56It'll all get to your head
13:02Oh boy
13:03I'll start the van
13:04Let's escape to the front
13:05I'm right behind you
13:06For men the fame was intoxicated
13:09Worship me
13:12Yeah
13:12Yeah
13:14Yeah
13:14Lily learned that with fame came lucrative business opportunities
13:19Money money
13:22Oh hiya Lily
13:23Do you think your band could play at my birthday party this weekend?
13:27To play our jingle?
13:28I don't know
13:29Ah
13:30Okay
13:31I guess I'll just throw away all this money
13:37Harmony wanted to make her fame last as long as possible
13:41So old
13:43She did whatever it took to preserve her youth
13:50And Jack couldn't escape the limelight of fame
13:54I can't go anywhere
13:57I can't do anything
13:58Oh I feel so trapped
14:07Whoa
14:08Chuck
14:09You look so carefree
14:11Show me your ways
14:13An open mind
14:14Keeps an open heart
14:16Letting the freedom of life come to you
14:20Instead of you chasing it
14:22I mean a bird must fly Jack
14:24Amazing
14:25I invite your humble pupil
14:29After some success
14:31They decided to record their follow up jingle
14:33Meet in the middle
14:35Okay
14:36We get 100% of ticket sales
14:38Or my keyboard meets in the middle of your teeth
14:41Wow
14:42You're late
14:43Yeah and so is everyone else
14:45Greetings all
14:46I would like you to meet my new spiritual advisor
14:48Yogi
14:49Yeah I burned a little sage in the bathroom for today's session to provide some good energy
14:54Also cause I backed up your toilet massively
14:57Whoa
14:59Whoa who's a new girl
15:00It's me
15:01Your harmony
15:03Oh
15:03I guess the super expensive youth cream is working
15:07You like?
15:09Ah
15:10You
15:14Oh
15:15Looking good man
15:17Yeah I know
15:17Now can we please start making art
15:19Because your muse has arrived
15:22One
15:23Two
15:23Three
15:24Four
15:27It didn't take long before the band started running into trouble
15:31Heart
15:32Heart
15:32Caw
15:33Caw
15:34Ruh
15:34Ruh
15:35Ruh
15:35Ruh
15:35Uh honey
15:36What was that?
15:38Uh the cry of a forgotten water deer
15:40Don't we need lyrics so people will know what we're trying to sell?
15:43Sell out sell
15:44Artist's art
15:45Yeah Will
15:46You're looking like a sell out man
15:48Dad don't sell out
15:49I'm not a sell out
15:50I say good
15:51Money is money honey
15:52But time is also money
15:54Back to churning out hits
15:55I don't churn out anything
15:58Min stop acting like you are diva
16:00Diva?
16:01Me?
16:02Moi?
16:03You're diva?
16:04Yeah
16:04Yeah kinda
16:05Fine then
16:06I quit
16:11We'll see how the band deals without this diva
16:15Okay
16:15Big energy shift in this room
16:17Let's not get so down
16:19The real lead singer is in our hearts
16:25Go
16:28No
16:28I said merchandising
16:31Every band does shirts
16:33Why don't you try thinking better?
16:35Two down
16:35Any more spiritual pick-me-ups Jack?
16:38Jack?
16:40Sorry
16:40My spiritual advisor was getting bad vibes
16:43Yeah
16:44Oh and I want a hot dog too
16:46Peace be with you
16:48Well how many?
16:50It's you and me
16:51No
16:52It's time for ice bath for me
16:54Go get some ice
16:56And with a single dust up
16:58One of the most influential jingle writing bands of all time
17:01Was no more
17:03But did each member have what it takes to make it on their own?
17:06I am desirable
17:09Hey there beautiful
17:11Do you want to slow down your aging?
17:14Well look no further
17:15Our cryo chamber will preserve your youth
17:20Order now
17:21Oh
17:24Sammy Sammy's
17:26Will took on local gigs to make ends meet
17:29But it wasn't enough
17:36Hmm
17:37Hello Minions
17:39It's Min
17:40Want your Min's clone?
17:42Tonight
17:43Get Min to it
17:44Min went solo
17:46To announce her new direction
17:48She attempted to put on the biggest music event of the year
17:51Lily set out to disrupt the whole merchandising industry
17:54How much is this model?
17:56No
17:57We're making them cheaper
17:58Or we're cutting the budget from your department
18:01Jack's focus on spirituality
18:03Naturally led him to activism
18:06Only people are cool enough to trap beauty
18:08Well if it were up to me man
18:10I'd free all the animals trapped in their cages
18:13A caged bird that is meant to fly
18:17Why spend so much money on renewable energy?
18:22Subscribe to Oil City
18:26Oil is a finite solution
18:28As for Will
18:30He completely sold out
18:31Every band member seemed to thrive in isolation
18:34But their story still has its downfall
18:37Aw thanks for being a fan
18:39That'll be $180
18:50No refunds
18:54Oh thing like
18:56Whatever you got
18:58Back
18:59Back
19:01Not the space
19:03Freedom
19:05We are not meant to be in cages
19:06We're meant to fly
19:08Aw it's the fuzz
19:09Scattered
19:10Get back here
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19:35Wait! But this is what you want! Unfiltered men!
19:43The Wild Packs had hit rock bottom.
19:48You're too young for the slammer, Charlie!
19:57But the thing about rock bottom is from there you can only go up.
20:04The best and best for your pets!
20:10Why choose us for all your grooming and boarding needs?
20:13Because we believe that your pets are the real spirit of our community.
20:18Okay, I've learned my lesson.
20:20Really? Well, you're free to go then.
20:23What about me? I learned lessons.
20:26Not a chance.
20:27Because our prices are so low, it's like we don't even care about money.
20:31Because we create even the coldest pits without one embrace.
20:38Because we care more than those corporate sell-out grooming shops.
20:42Because we don't do this alone. We're a family.
20:47And...
20:47Everything's better with family!
20:52After nearly eight hours apart, it was time to get the band back together.
20:57Hey, Min!
20:59Oh, Min!
21:00I missed you guys.
21:02I am so sorry I acted so.
21:05Hmm?
21:05Lily, why do you have an ankle monitor?
21:07I did some white collar crimes and got a slap on the wrist.
21:10Hey, do you guys want to play some music?
21:25Min retired from singing to focus on her family, who also happened to be her band.
21:30Will severed his ties with all corporate sponsors.
21:34Lily is still prohibited from operating a business in the United States.
21:37Jack no longer employs Chuck as a spiritual advisor, but was quoted as saying,
21:42you gotta admit, his ideas were at least interesting.
21:46The band never did record another jingle.
21:49And Hominy was eventually released from her cryogenic chamber.
21:53Doctors said she was frozen for so long, it probably took 10 years off her life.
21:57But she says she's fine.
22:07She says she's fine.
22:08Not gonna send her back.
22:09Not gonna be.
22:20But she says she's fine.
22:21She's fine.
22:21No when you guys are at least.
22:21No-to-me and no one.
22:22No, no, no.
22:22No, no, no.
22:22No, no.
22:23No, no, no.
22:25No, no, no, no.
22:25No, no, no, no.
22:29No, no.
22:31No, no.
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