00:05I'm Randy Pitchford and I'm in Los Angeles and today a bunch of friends of mine are going to get
00:10together here and we're going to play Duke Nukem Forever. We're going to play the game online, connected and we're
00:16going to beat the crap out of each other. It's going to be great. And let me tell you, this
00:20game, you know about the single player, you know about, we're not talking, we're not talking right now, we're playing.
00:27It's game time. This side of the room versus that crappy, oh shit. Freaking noob. I just let our team
00:37down. Randy is totally failing right now. We're up 2-1 currently. We're currently doubling their score. There you go,
00:44get in there. Three to one baby, three to one.
00:47You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like. Yeah! Yeah! Just freaking blast all over them,
00:57right? I've killed a lot of dudes. I've been killed a lot of times. I've got a pulse gun. Not
01:02quite sure what it does.
01:08That's how we do it. Got one. Look out, he's got the rocket launcher. No! Time for some roid rage.
01:24Melee kill.
01:25You found that in the face! That was my knuckle! Feel that, baby? Is that her? It's gonna kill you!
01:33It's gonna kill you! It's gonna kill you! It's gonna kill you! It's gonna kill you!
01:35Epic fail. I got the shrink ray right now. Domating. It's a time. 1919! I can't find anybody.
01:4721, 21!
01:48This is gonna be it, yo!
01:50Everybody get stoned!
01:54Oh, you're frozen!
01:55And you're dead!
01:59Oh my god, we're running away with it!
02:10All right, good job, ladies!
02:12That's what happens when you run up on me!
02:14I couldn't find anybody!
02:17Strategize!
02:18All right, Randy, tell us the secrets!
02:19We kill them, we stay alive!
02:21I had a fully loaded rocket launcher!
02:23It's really hard to find people when they do nothing but hide until the last second and then...
02:26Can I play?
02:27Seriously?
02:28No, no, no...
02:29Bring the pain!
02:31Time to kick ass!
02:40Ha-ha!
02:41Whoop!
02:42Oh!
02:45Oh yeah!
02:45Oh god, how does my feet taste?
02:49I'm so sorry
02:53Goddammit, that was awful
02:56This is my shot
02:58Pay attention, go, kill
03:03Okay, that kill was actually kind of funny
03:05It's quiet currently
03:07Oh, here it is
03:10Allison, take it to the air, Allison
03:12That's what I'm talking about
03:23Any other gun would be appreciated right now
03:25Fucking run, why would I run?
03:28Because there's four of them right there
03:29And you're the only one there
03:30And yet
03:31Stay focused, Lou
03:32Do not get logged into a false sense of confidence
03:35There you are
03:38We're gonna run
03:39We're gonna run
03:41I just ran half a team
03:43If someone wants to go step on them
03:44Go step on them
03:46Yeah, buddy
03:46Oh, oh
03:48I'm cleaning up
03:50Stop kill
03:51This isn't even close, guys
03:53I feel like I'm letting my team down
03:55You mean like technically you are?
03:57What?
03:58Shit
04:02Oh my god
04:03Someone got the beat
04:04What is that?
04:05What was that?
04:07I detonated a new
04:08Uh-oh, I hear the sound of doom
04:10Three, two, one
04:11Oh god, look at his score
04:12This is not cool at all
04:14Three, two, three, two
04:15Oh my god
04:15Let me win!
04:17Oh my god
04:19That's how we do it
04:20Whoa, oh
04:21Oh, wait, what are you doing?
04:22I feel like my penis is like that big
04:24I gotta go home now
04:25Oh
04:26I don't know why I'm losing
04:27You're done, son
04:28Oh, wait
04:29Oh shit
04:29Wait
04:30And I outscored Randy
04:32See, there's me with 14
04:34And there's Randy with 12
04:37And then wait, wait, wait
04:38Where was that?
04:39What was you?
04:39That was pretty pathetic on our part
04:41Yeah
04:42To be fair, he did kill you an awful lot
04:43I know, I know
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