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00:00There's a prize for the department who raised the most money.
00:02And we shan't be updone by Antiquities.
00:03Again, not on my watch.
00:05I didn't know he would be here.
00:07I was going to tell you the other day.
00:08We've got jobs to do, so...
00:10Do you think that Claudette from Antiquities is Lee's other option?
00:13We're already losing.
00:14We need to do something bolder, Nina.
00:16Oh, Mr. Buckland, surely this will advance my understanding of the prehistoric era.
00:25I'm sorry, it's not right.
00:26You're my friend.
00:28I think you might be in love.
00:30Lee moved on, and I've already lost.
00:33Love isn't a competition, Nina.
00:35It's about being yourself and letting someone love that version of you.
00:39So Lee's free.
00:40Doesn't matter. It's done now.
00:41I should just let him go be happy.
00:43Give the boy space.
00:45Or I could go find him.
00:46Obviously, that's what you should do.
00:47Then let's go!
00:51Are we going to power walk the whole way?
00:53I just need to find Lee and tell him how I feel,
00:55and if my feet slow down, then my fear of rejection and being vulnerable will win.
00:59So fast feet, family.
01:01Why is he not even answering his phone?
01:06Are you coming to pizza, pizza, pizza?
01:08No.
01:09Well, the voucher's only good for tonight.
01:11Are you kidding me?
01:11Are you coming?
01:12We're all guaranteed two slices each.
01:14Pizza?
01:15Nina.
01:15I can't.
01:16I'm going to go and declare my feelings for Lee.
01:18Nina, the boss!
01:19Glad you won't be joining us, though.
01:20You can call Debs on my slices.
01:23See, I told you these things almost worked themselves out, didn't I?
01:25We're going to miss it!
01:27You did, Declan.
01:30Wait for me!
01:33Eat, please!
01:48Sports fans.
01:49The key is to not engage with them.
01:51If you ignore them, they'll ignore you.
01:55Is that me, Bo Peep?
01:57I'm not Bo Peep.
01:58Obviously, I don't have a crook.
02:00I'm Mary Anning.
02:02Mary Anning!
02:04The famous fossil hunter!
02:07You know the poem,
02:08She Sells Seashells on the Seashore?
02:10Mary Anning is the proverbial she.
02:14All right.
02:16Mary Anning!
02:19She sells seashells
02:21on the seashore!
02:25Mary Anning!
02:33You want a big life, Nina.
02:35Live it.
02:35Yeah.
02:36But then, tomorrow,
02:38can I have a small life again?
02:39Just for a wee bit.
02:40You can spend a whole 24 hours in your room
02:42and not speak to a single person.
02:43Okay.
02:45What I'm going to do
02:46is I'm going to go in there
02:48and I'm going to tell Liam sorry
02:50and I'm going to tell him how I feel
02:52and if he doesn't want to see me again
02:53then that's fine
02:54because at least I've spoke to him.
02:56You know?
02:56At least I've tried
02:57and I'm not just sitting about for six months
02:59wondering what would happen
03:00if I did something.
03:01Well, I know I did that before
03:02but I'm not doing that anymore
03:03because now I am going
03:05towards the door.
03:06She's going towards the door.
03:08No, I'm not.
03:09Look, I get it.
03:10You're the best person I know
03:11to avoid discomfort.
03:13You get a bad feeling about something
03:14you don't allow in your life?
03:15I didn't know about your whole
03:16velvet cushion thing
03:16before I moved in.
03:17Well, they feel alive, Ranesh.
03:18Sometimes you've just got to push
03:21through the bad feelings
03:22to get to the good ones.
03:23Yep.
03:23Okay?
03:24Mm-hmm.
03:24I've seen you do this
03:25a million times every day.
03:25Yep.
03:26You're a pro at this.
03:26Yep.
03:27Hey?
03:27Yep.
03:28Do you want us to come in with you?
03:29Yes.
03:30Okay.
03:30Girl bossing!
03:33I can see a shadow.
03:34I think he's coming to the door.
03:35What's happening?
03:38You're not Lee.
03:39He's not Lee.
03:40No, I'm not.
03:41Is he in?
03:42Wait, is this like a sex thing?
03:45You know, the bonnet?
03:46The weird couple?
03:46No, look, I just need to find Lee.
03:49Nina.
03:50You're Nina.
03:52I really should have led with that.
03:53Oh, I've heard about you.
03:54That explains a sex bonnet.
03:56It's not a sex bonnet.
03:57It's a professional bonnet.
03:58Nina.
03:59Just give me a minute.
04:01I just need to find Lee.
04:02Do you know where he is, please?
04:03Tell her about his mum.
04:04I don't know what his mum looks like.
04:05Look, all I know is he came home
04:07and then he stroked back out of here
04:08about an hour ago.
04:09He seemed upset.
04:11Nina.
04:11Amber's in labour.
04:14So you don't know where Lee is?
04:15Look.
04:16Come on.
04:16It was nice to meet you.
04:18You too.
04:21Professional bonnet.
04:22Amber was at mum and dad's for dinner
04:23and mum said her water's broke.
04:25I think.
04:25There's a lot of emojis,
04:26but Beau's not answering his phone,
04:28he's gone AWOL
04:28and Amber's refusing to leave the house.
04:30After hearing the stories at the baby shower,
04:32I think if push comes to shove,
04:33I could deliver a baby.
04:35You fainted when my mum stuffed a turkey.
04:38No, I didn't.
04:39Okay.
04:40We should go find Beau.
04:42Maybe he's gone AWOL after what I said.
04:44Yeah.
04:45But maybe try the coffee man again
04:46and let him know where we're looking for him.
04:54Hi, Lee.
04:56It's, um, it's Nina.
04:57I've just been to your flat.
04:59Your flatmate wouldn't tell me where you were,
05:00but I think that's good because of GDPR laws.
05:03I have to go to my mum and dad's now,
05:05but listen, at the museum,
05:07I felt this feeling
05:08and I'd never felt it before
05:09and I didn't know how to handle it
05:11and it made me behave badly
05:12and I really want to say sorry,
05:14but sometimes sorry seems to be the hardest word.
05:18I felt it, John.
05:19Yeah, I know I felt it, John.
05:19If you stop interrupting.
05:21Look, next time I see you,
05:23I'm going to say all of the things
05:24that I want to say to you
05:26and there's so many things that I want to say to you,
05:28but I need to say them in person.
05:30I'm in the middle of this family emergency
05:32and I need to go,
05:32but please, please phone me back when you get this, okay?
05:35And don't go breaking her heart.
05:37Sorry.
05:38I'm going to be an auntie.
05:39Can you unsend a voice note?
05:41Can't unsend love, Nina.
05:42Come on!
05:43We're going to be aunties!
05:45Aunties to the bus!
05:50Hi, Helena.
05:54I thought you said she was in labour.
05:55I'm not.
05:56I'm fine.
05:58Diane's just overreacting.
06:00What are you wearing, Nina?
06:01Is this a new face?
06:02No.
06:03Dad, it's a work thing.
06:04Well, Amber's water's broke.
06:06So we think.
06:07The papa was just doing backflips on my bladder and fine.
06:10I'm not in labour.
06:12Where's your brother?
06:13Was he not at your museum day?
06:14That was his excuse for not showing up to the gamathon.
06:16It's a marathon for gammon.
06:18Have you eaten today, Nina?
06:19Want me to stick you on some gammon?
06:20No, Dad, I don't want any gammon.
06:27Are you sure she's having the baby just now?
06:29Well, she keeps going very quiet and bending her forks.
06:34I'm not having the baby, guys.
06:35It's just some cramps.
06:37She does seem very sure.
06:40I've got this.
06:47She's having the baby.
06:49No, no!
06:50Okay, go.
06:51You need to find Bo.
06:52Okay, I'll go find him.
06:52Oh, I had you broken up.
06:53Okay, someone get Ranish eyes.
06:55Why don't you know where Bo is?
06:56It's just...
06:57I don't know where he is, why do you want him to be afraid?
07:00Hello, Bo.
07:01It's me.
07:03Your sister.
07:05Nina.
07:06Dr MacArthur.
07:08I've been looking for you.
07:10Can't find you anywhere.
07:11Nina!
07:14Bo?
07:15Nina, I'm in the shed.
07:16Open the fucking door, Nina.
07:18Everybody's going to fall.
07:20Help me.
07:22Screaming for 45 minutes.
07:24Shag would do something.
07:25What happened?
07:25Dad.
07:26I was keeping the shelf up with his ladder and I moved it to get to that bag and then
07:29Nana's ashes went flying so I caught them.
07:31Stop my buttons.
07:33Stop messing with your fucking cape.
07:34I'm nearly dropping her Nana here.
07:35Come on.
07:36I'm coming.
07:37I'm looking.
07:39Ow.
07:41Never touch.
07:42Dad's ladder.
07:43That is his rule.
07:44One, two, three.
07:48When the shelf started to collapse I knocked Nana's ashes.
07:52Offered the run there I was trapped in this Freudian fucking nightmare.
07:54Either allowing myself to be crushed by the weight of my own childhood or destroy the last remains of my
08:01beloved great granny.
08:02Beloved.
08:03Beloved.
08:04She was mental.
08:06She used to feed us bellies and milk to keep us quiet during the bell omnibus.
08:10I still get sleepy when I hear that theme tune.
08:15Bo.
08:16I'm sorry.
08:18I shouldn't have said you were a fuck-up.
08:21I've been called worse than you, right?
08:22No, I wasn't right.
08:23That's why I'm sorry.
08:25You're not a consistent fuck-up.
08:27You fuck-up occasionally when you do.
08:30Oh.
08:31It's spectacular.
08:34You're solid.
08:36And you show up when we need you.
08:38You don't fuck-up.
08:53It's Mr. Timmy Willie.
08:55You're Timmy Willie.
08:56I finished my list.
08:58You finished your list.
09:00Oh, I'm just in time.
09:05We're just in time?
09:07Amber's water's broke and she's refusing to leave the house.
09:10What?
09:12Amber's water's broke.
09:13I was in the house.
09:14Yeah, she's in the house.
09:15Mum and Dad.
09:15Evie and Radesh.
09:17She's in labour and she's pretending she's not.
09:18It's so weird.
09:19Why didn't anyone tell me?
09:20Stop shouting at me.
09:21I tried.
09:22Phoned you.
09:23I didn't know you were hiding in the shed, sulking during the birth of your child.
09:26I wasn't sulking during the birth of my son.
09:29Get out of the way, Shagrid.
09:30I won't.
09:35Oh, Bob, where have you been?
09:36In the shed.
09:37He was stuck.
09:38I was screaming for ages.
09:39Oh, that's what that noise was.
09:41Did you move my ladder?
09:42He did.
09:42Come on, let's get you to hospital.
09:43God, you're all being so dramatic.
09:45I know my body, guys.
09:47I did a self-doula masterclass online.
09:49This is...
09:49This is not labour.
09:51I'm calling an ambulance.
09:52I'll grab the cow, Paul.
09:53No!
09:54I've had Toni Braxton Hicks before.
09:55I'm fine.
09:56Yeah, she's fine.
09:59Yeah, she knows her body.
10:02She's fine.
10:03She's fine.
10:04Let her!
10:06She's not fine.
10:08It's just a little late.
10:09Amber, you're the mother of my child.
10:11I don't want to tell you what to do, but we need to go to the hospital.
10:15I don't want to be in labour.
10:18So are not.
10:19Amber?
10:20Amber, look at me.
10:21Look at me.
10:22This is a time for logic, yeah?
10:23No amount of manifestation or wishful thinking is going to stop that.
10:27Maybe from clawing its way out your body.
10:30That's his job.
10:31That's his biological imperative.
10:33And do you know what?
10:34He's like his mum.
10:35He's stubborn.
10:36Knows when he wants to make his entrance like his mum.
10:44I don't want to alarm you all,
10:46but I think I'm in labour.
10:50And I think I'm coping with it really quite well.
10:53That's what I just said.
10:55Leave it.
10:55Can you stand, love?
10:57I can't.
10:58I think the ambulance might be a wee while.
11:00The contractions are too close together.
11:02We might have to do this in the house.
11:04I'm not giving birth in a car.
11:06Okay, Dad,
11:07did you get the gold bags for emergencies that I sent you the link for?
11:12They cost 300 quid a pop.
11:13I'd rather just die when the world ends and spend that kind of money.
11:15Okay, okay.
11:16It's happening.
11:17It's happening.
11:18Sweet baby Jesus is happening.
11:19Okay, I'm going to need you to get ice, water, hot water, cold water, towels, linens, yes?
11:26Wow, Niamh.
11:27I've been re-watching Grey's Anatomy.
11:29Bo, hold one hand.
11:31Evie, hold the other hand.
11:32We're going to say nice things like,
11:34well done.
11:38Well done!
11:39Well done!
11:41Well, it feels quite different in real life, doesn't it?
11:43I've got ice balls, any use?
11:44I'll have one.
11:45I've brought the good towels down,
11:47I said, don't worry if you run.
11:48No, not the guest towel.
11:50You're not a guest!
11:51No!
11:52Tease family.
11:54Will I bring the family towels?
11:56No, the groaning is getting louder.
11:59Nina, you're the doctor.
12:00You need to help me deliver this baby.
12:01Oh, I am not that kind of doctor.
12:04Do we know how dilated Amber is?
12:06It's crucial we track that.
12:07Yeah, my thesis was in Lord Jurassic Decapods.
12:10Nina, you're the smartest and most powerful woman I know you can do this.
12:15What about me?
12:16You are so pretty.
12:18I, uh, uh...
12:19Yes, she is!
12:21Dad, can we get the car?
12:22It's too late.
12:23That baby is coming now.
12:25Okay, we're going to do this.
12:27I want to deliver a baby.
12:29That's what I'm going to do.
12:30Do you know why?
12:31Because I've got three degrees.
12:32Three.
12:33Call the medwife.
12:34I'm the medwife.
12:35Hello.
12:36Okay.
12:37Hello.
12:38Okay.
12:38I'm going to look at Amber's vagina.
12:40I can look at Amber's vagina.
12:41I can look at Amber's vagina.
12:42Lars, get out of the way.
12:43Oh, good.
12:44This isn't your responsibility.
12:45I'm going to do this.
12:46Yeah.
12:49I'm going to deliver our baby.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Oh!
12:51Welcome to Daddy!
12:53Hello.
12:54Oh!
12:55Oh!
12:57Oh!
12:58Oh!
12:58Oh, fuck!
12:59Oh!
12:59You know your front door's lying wide open, yeah?
13:01She's the one having the baby.
13:03Right.
13:03Okay.
13:04Can you give us a wee minute and we'll just give Mum a wee takeover?
13:07Yeah, happily.
13:08I'm going to be a man.
13:11I'm here.
13:11I'm here.
13:12I've got Nina's message about an emergency.
13:14I brought the first aid box.
13:15I'm having a baby!
13:16Yay!
13:17Congratulations.
13:19Look at that.
13:20The man who's always prepared.
13:21I like him, Nina.
13:22I like him.
13:22Hospital.
13:26You came?
13:27Bad time, innit?
13:28Sorry.
13:29I think I have to go with my family.
13:31Maybe we could talk later?
13:32Stay.
13:33We've got the NHS.
13:34We don't need you on the case, Dr Shagrid.
13:37Told you I'd fix it.
13:43Cola.
13:59I'm glad you came.
14:01I didn't think you were ever going to talk to me again.
14:03That would never happen.
14:06I'm so sorry, Lee.
14:08It's fine.
14:09You don't have to, you know, go into all...
14:10No, I do.
14:12Because I was wrong.
14:15And I knew I was wrong.
14:16And I worked out I was wrong by myself.
14:18Nobody had to tell me.
14:19And I want to say sorry properly.
14:22So...
14:23I'm sorry.
14:26Thank you, Nina.
14:28You're welcome.
14:29I'm sorry, too.
14:30I let it get too far, too.
14:32I was being an arse.
14:34Maybe just a wee bit.
14:35And I know it was really mean to do that scene with Clay,
14:38but I just wanted to beat you and Claudette so badly.
14:42Eh?
14:43I wasn't even playing.
14:44Yes, you were.
14:45You were...
14:46You were laughing at our jokes and smiling.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Yeah, no, I was doing that.
14:53Wait, so was that retaliation?
14:56Were you jealous, Nina?
14:58Well, the thing is, when I look at you, I...
15:04I'm running out of words today.
15:06Can I just show you something?
15:20Oh, ho, ho!
15:23Wow!
15:25I can't believe I finally made it into the inner sanctum.
15:28Is it everything you dreamed it would be?
15:31I feel like Laura Dern.
15:33When I was on the Isle of Wight,
15:37I discovered a new species of Mesozoic dung beetle.
15:43What?
15:45Nina, that's so cool.
15:48I know.
15:49I know dung beetles aren't that exciting,
15:53but they can tell us a lot about what a dinosaur ate
15:58and its ecosystem.
16:00And Dr Dunn said that I should name my find
16:04after the person I miss most on the dig.
16:08So, at first I thought of calling it Evie,
16:12but that didn't make sense
16:14because there was somebody that I miss more.
16:20It's you.
16:27It means Lee's early poo-eater.
16:31I was waiting for the right moment to tell you.
16:34I named it for goo.
16:38You named a shit-beal after me.
16:41Are you offended?
16:46It's maybe the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.
16:52Which, hearing it out loud,
16:54is possibly a little sad,
16:55but, um,
16:58remains true.
17:06Yes.
17:08What I'm trying to say via the medium of dung beetle is,
17:15you know how you feel something
17:17and you just feel it
17:19and you say,
17:20oh, I have a feeling.
17:22I can't do that.
17:24I feel a thing
17:26and I can tell you
17:28if it's good
17:29or if it's bad
17:30or if it's big
17:32or if it's small
17:32and what the cause is,
17:34but I can't name it.
17:35I can't identify it.
17:36I mean,
17:37all the things I can identify
17:39and my own feelings
17:40aren't one of them.
17:42And, um,
17:44oh,
17:46I have this big feeling
17:48for you
17:49and it's bigger
17:50and it's brighter
17:51and it takes up much more room
17:54than all of my other feelings
17:55and I think it might be,
17:58I think it might be love,
17:59but I don't know.
18:01All I know
18:01is it's,
18:02is it's a big,
18:03a big feeling.
18:08I've got a massive feeling too.
18:11Are you being salacious?
18:12No.
18:13No, no, no.
18:13Nina, no,
18:14you dirty bugger.
18:19I'd like to try
18:21and be
18:22a relationship person.
18:24I'd like you to be the person
18:25that I'm a relationship person
18:27with.
18:28I'd, um,
18:31I'd like that too.
18:32I don't,
18:33I don't know
18:34if I can do
18:35relationships like other people.
18:37Who says we have to do
18:37relationships like other people?
18:43May I kiss you,
18:45Dr. MacArthur?
18:46I really like
18:47that you said
18:47may I
18:48and not can I.
19:04I don't know if I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be
19:05the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person
19:06I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going
19:06to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be
19:08the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person
19:08I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going
19:09to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be
19:09the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person
19:10I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going to be the person I'm going
19:11to be the person I'm going to be the
19:22Oh, he's a handsome bastard.
19:25He was surprisingly well-preserved.
19:28Oh.
19:29What was his name again?
19:31Eo Copra Fagus Leigh.
19:33Eo Pucra Fagus Leigh.
19:37Oh, so close.
19:43Look who it is.
19:45It's Mr Timmy Willie.
19:48Get that scummy little bear away from our baby, though.
19:51This is going to be a family heirloom.
19:52Hello.
19:56No chance.
19:56Will your mum and dad be here soon, darling?
19:58Oh, I've no idea.
19:59They're always looking for an excuse to stop by the tea bay services.
20:02Oh, it's fantastic, isn't it, Di?
20:04Sometimes we go just for a day out.
20:07Oh, look.
20:09It's Auntie Nina and Uncle Coffee Man.
20:12Congratulations.
20:13Where did you two get off to?
20:15Um, we were looking at specimens.
20:18Specimens?
20:19Okay.
20:21Come on.
20:23Me.
20:24Hmm.
20:27Can I just say, I've always been Team Leigh.
20:31She was.
20:32Especially after that song you wrote about her.
20:34It doesn't matter what you do.
20:38That's not about me.
20:39That's a song about people who don't know how to dance, learning to dance.
20:43You wrote a song about Bean?
20:45Inspired by, yeah.
20:47Oh, Nina.
20:48Your dad wrote a song about me once.
20:51I'll dig the cassette out, Nick.
20:52You can hear it, Coffee Man.
20:54We'll compare notes.
20:57What's his name?
20:59Arthur.
21:00Oh, lovely.
21:01Arthur MacArthur.
21:05Come and say hello to your nephew, Lurch.
21:09That's it.
21:15Oh.
21:17Hello.
21:22You getting a wee bit emotional, Dr. MacArthur?
21:26Aw, Nina's getting soppy.
21:29I'm not getting soppy.
21:30I'm just tired.
21:32I've had a really long day.
21:35I had to do four big things today.
21:38And usually, I only do one.
21:40I've never seen you cry over a baby.
21:42I'm not crying.
21:44You don't listen to them, Bean.
21:45You've always been very emotional.
21:47Eh, leave her be.
21:49She had to do four big, hard things today.
21:54Four big, hard things in one day, Nina?
21:57You've been knackered.
21:59No, no, no.
21:59I didn't mean it like that.
22:01That is what you meant.
22:02Lay.
22:03In front of the baby.
22:05On his first day on this planet.
22:10Oh.
22:12Oh.
22:13Oh.
22:14Oh.
22:15Oh.
22:15Oh.
22:18He's beautiful, Amber.
22:21Can I?
22:22Can I leave now?
22:23I've held the baby and hospital's given me the Timmy Willys.
22:32Can you get me some crisps?
22:52You weren't weirded out that I wrote a song about you, were you?
22:56No.
22:59No?
23:00Mm-mm.
23:01Now, I finally know how Joe, Joe, Tom, Matty, Calvin, Harry, John, Taylor, Travis and Jakefield.
23:12The lovers of Taylor Swift?
23:14Mm-hmm.
23:14I've been doing my homework.
23:18Should we hop on a train to Knutsford?
23:20Absolutely not.
23:21I never want to go back there.
23:23But it's her favourite place, Nina.
23:25Oh, we need a new favourite place.
23:27Oh, I can do research and then compile a list and then we can go visit all of the contenders
23:32and pick which one is the best.
23:34Wait, so you want to...
23:35You want to...
23:36You want to meet at a designated area, at a preconceived time and do some kind of, what,
23:42specific activity together?
23:43Yeah, that sounds good.
23:45What a novel approach to relationships, Dr MacArthur.
23:48You could call it going on a date.
23:51Mm.
23:52I know you're making fun of me.
23:54I am making fun of me.
23:55Mm-hmm.
23:59So what now?
24:02Now, I would like to go and sit in a very dark room and be quiet.
24:08Mm.
24:10You could come with me.
24:20You want me to teach you my song?
24:22Ooh, yes, please.
24:23Okay, so you have to go...
24:27It doesn't matter what you do
24:31As long as what you do is true
24:36It doesn't matter what you say
24:41As long as you do it your way
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24:55ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
24:55ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
24:55ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
24:57ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
24:57ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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