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00:04so here's the first thing you should know about me I never stole from just
00:08anyone I had rules rule number one they had to be rich like they could spare a
00:15few quid rule number two they had to be alone no witnesses oh definitely no one
00:23with kids normally I wouldn't have picked an old man to be honest but what
00:29can I say we were hungry and he was the perfect mark posh alone distracted oh
00:42wow sorry sir should look where I'm going let me help you oh I think not
00:52it was too easy
00:59I guess I should have known look I know coppers have a dodgy rep these days but
01:06you seem like one of the good ones so I was thinking we could just all call this
01:10an honest mistake I'm arresting you for theft you do not have to say wait there's
01:17actually one tiny little thing that I would like to say
01:23wait
01:24get back here
01:29wait get back here
01:33stop right there
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02:17I can't believe you're 140 this time, honestly.
02:21You and Scratch Coyce, what's your secret?
02:23You guess I was just born lucky.
02:28Someday soon, we're going to eat like this every night.
02:31Not every night.
02:32And we're going to live in a caravan by the sea.
02:35And you're going to have to clean for those stupid mercies.
02:39I'm going to give you the lives you deserve.
02:43I swear.
02:47What are you up to?
02:49Trust against the world, right, Grandma?
02:52Always.
02:57What is it, honey?
02:58It's my coin.
03:00My lucky coin.
03:26We can retrace our stout.
03:31No, turn up.
03:54Where am I?
04:18Look around, bro.
04:19Literally, nothing here, just like woods.
04:23Don't blame me.
04:24They said get off at Warhart.
04:27Look, this is Warhart.
04:29Like, when it's job brawl, now we're stranded in an actual wasteland.
04:32Well, given the tactical choice between this and police custody, I just thought...
04:36What?
04:40Who are you?
04:41Could ask you the exact same question.
04:45Where you going? We're in the middle of a conversation here.
04:48Rude.
04:54Just out of interest.
04:55You aren't told to, like, board a train by, say, a cryptic message on your computer.
05:00Word to the wise.
05:01When you got that message, you aren't hypothetically maybe engaged in something ethically challenging.
05:07What if I was?
05:10Look, man, it sounds like we're both brung here by the same evil genius.
05:13So don't it kind of make sense to share what we know?
05:16All I know is whoever this is, I need to take back what they stole.
05:21Didn't stole nothing from us.
05:22And do whatever it takes to stop them grassing me up.
05:26Otherwise, my life is basically over.
05:28And do whatever it takes to stop them coming from now.
05:58movie ever made hey mystery man how do you even know you're going the right way he doesn't he's
06:05about 45 degrees off course look i saw a glitch from the gps like the whole area just deleted
06:11from the map that's where we're heading no you're hackers what makes you say that jigs up bro
06:20mine's office they are we are actually the brothers crim the brothers crim be hacking legends no
06:34and you are signals just gone someone blocked it look screen's just died
06:51this this whole thing's a trap that phone is not going to be the only thing that's dead to you
06:55we're lost in the middle of a wood no way of calling for help no one even knows we're here
07:03except them whoever them even is
07:20it's a maze this whole wood's a maze yeah right it's a maze it's not a trap it's a test
07:30come on i know where to go
07:46oh level one complete power up sorry how exactly did you do that i'm lucky yes
08:00where's the place to put a statue ezekiel locket 1781 to 1857
08:07what's up with ezekiel we have help here
08:26you want to hear a joke how many kids does it take to open a door
08:30one to pick the lock and the other three to stand around like morons
08:34you will not bring us here clearly not dude i'm in the same kayak as you word to the wise
08:45followed you since the station
08:4812.3 miles we were being followed he knew it
08:53you might not show your face till now i assumed this was a trap and you would die horribly
09:06nope it's a decoy where lock must be hidden
09:17metal blood why is he pointing at the wall not as dumb as you look
09:29oh duh totally different color
09:37watch and learn suckers
10:02hey i'm awake i'm awake i'm
10:05oh head rush
10:11hang on
10:1340 years
10:15together already i wasn't expecting you for hours
10:18right then give the hand would you yeah right we'll just get on some random boat
10:23it's a weird looking stranger
10:26maybe start with who you are and why we're here first one's easy i'm mickey but i'm not at liberty
10:35to
10:35tell you the rest just supposed to ferry folk to the island what's on the island your future
10:49but where we were going
10:50where we were going wasn't just our future
10:54we were heading for a whole new world a million miles from the one we knew
11:00a world i'd never have believed even existed
11:06until i saw it with my own two eyes
11:11welcome to crookhaven
11:27right you lot can't be surrender all electric devices be like cutting my arm off really that can be around
11:33some
11:38give me eight
11:39dude it's a camera
11:42i'm not gonna make any calls on it right look lively come along keep it moving let's go
11:48go
12:08this has some kind of swanky mansion but why did boat guy say it's our future
12:13guessing it's not a luxury hotel
12:16no one else getting major prison vibes now i am
12:32right out horace get this on charge
12:46i don't just stand about catching flies come on in your truck
13:08look what just crawled in
13:12and i'm not going to go to the right thing let me be a couple of times
13:15what you're going to do
13:16we should make them feel at home
13:24the motive governs the means
13:27yeah that's our uh it's our credo
13:29sorry this must all seem very confusing
13:32overwhelming
13:32Mm-hmm, but come we'll explain everything
13:38So this is a school
13:40Crick Haven's not just a school. It's the world's oldest Academy for crooks and the most exclusive
13:46in theory
13:48All crooklings must register within five minutes or will assume you're a hostile internet world. How does this make sense?
13:54I mean they get us here by threatening to grasp us to the cops and I want to teach us
13:59to be criminal not
14:00criminals
14:02Crooks that's the whole point. We only use our skills to do right
14:06How do I put this in a way that even a merit can understand criminals baddies us goodies? What's a
14:13merit?
14:15Thank you, Edgar
14:17We'll take it from here my pleasure whisper at miss Jericho always happy to help see you later
14:25With me this
14:28Wait hold on wait a second
14:32We got hacked by a whisper
14:34Ain't no other
14:36For my sins I teach cyber intrusion I teach
14:41Infiltration sorry just to be clear so you use your skills to do right does that mean you work for
14:48like the government?
14:48It's a complex symbiosis
15:13It's a complex symbiosis
15:18Officially we don't exist
15:18We call it
15:19We call it the specularium
15:21It's a shortcut and
15:24an escape route and
15:26a
15:27vital training course
15:28to hone your
15:30Spatial
15:31Orientation
15:33An elite crook needs all six senses to be on point
15:37Why do you need an escape room?
15:38Why wouldn't we?
15:40I still don't get what we're here
15:42Why us?
15:43The crooked complex keeps constant lookout for fresh blood
15:48The four of you were handpicked out of thousands for your skills
15:53Crucially you guys only ever steal for the right reasons
16:01This way
16:02Time to meet the big guy
16:10My apologies
16:11I had hoped to welcome you in person but you completed your tasks far sooner than expected
16:18Caspian Lockett your new headmaster and of course I know fine well who you are
16:22Ade and Ede Okoro
16:25Gia U
16:26and
16:28Gabriel
16:28Gabriel Avery
16:30May I introduce
16:32Mr. Carr
16:33Our head of deception
16:39It was you
16:40A posh bloke
16:44And you, you weren't even a copper
16:46That was quite the getaway
16:47The past 24 hours has been a test
16:50Happily you passed
16:54Here you all are
16:58Whisper and Miss Jericho to the armory please
17:00You let me think I was going to jail
17:02That was the idea
17:03You stole from me
17:04You stole from me
17:05You stole from me sir
17:07You set all that up?
17:09Yeah
17:11Disguise the fake cop
17:13For me
17:14We'd have done whatever it took
17:16Just one thing
17:17Just one thing Mr. Lockett sir
17:18We sincerely appreciate the offer
17:20But our parents aren't exactly going to be down with the idea of us coming to a school for
17:24Crimms
17:26Crimms, gentlemen
17:26Crooks
17:27Naturally you will stay undercover for the rest of your lives
17:31You can't ask us to do that
17:33For them to learn the truth
17:35Could be lethal
17:36We have some very dangerous enemies
17:45You're concerned about your grandmother
17:48Don't be
17:48We've spoken
17:49You've done what?
17:50Same goes for all of you
17:52What did you tell her?
17:53As far as they're concerned
17:54You're sitting an exam for St. Jude's Academy right now
17:57Should you accept
17:58You'll tell them you've been offered a full scholarship starting at once
18:01Take tonight
18:03Consider
18:05Carefully
18:14I don't need time to consider
18:16There's no way I could leave my grandma
18:19That's not going to happen
18:21I'll just take my coin and go
18:25Thanks all the same
18:26You disappoint me Mr. Ravery
18:29But I'm afraid you can't leave now
18:32The woods are far from safe after dark
18:34First thing tomorrow
18:36Unless you change your mind
18:37Yeah I won't
18:40I can't
18:43Sir
18:50Reminder to students in the mess
18:52Please recycle all packaging
18:54From a turned stolen cutlery to the kitchen
18:57Silverware is not for skulldugging practice
19:02I know that look
19:04I was you once
19:05But trust me
19:07It's mad how soon it feels like home
19:10Thanks but
19:11I have a home
19:14That's Penelope
19:15The ultimate legacy
19:17Legacy?
19:19Yeah you and I am eager merits
19:21We're here for one reason and one reason only
19:24Because we're fire
19:26Keep telling yourself that Leon
19:28But most crooks like Isabella here are legacies
19:32Our parents or our grandparents were here
19:34Some of us go back generations
19:35Seven
19:37In my case
19:39We met earlier
19:40We met earlier
19:41Edgar Dillikum
19:42This is
19:43Dorian
19:44MacArthur
19:45Only third gen
19:48And er
19:48You are?
19:49Gabriel Avery
19:51And Merit
19:53Good for you
19:53Look forward to seeing what you can do in class
19:56Well I hate to disappoint you Edgar
19:58But I won't be sticking around
20:00Sorry but you've been offered a place at Crookhaven
20:03And you're gonna turn it down so you can
20:05What?
20:06Go back to shoplifting
20:08Stealing bikes
20:11That's a good one
20:12Alright Dorian
20:12Wasn't a joke
20:15Thanks
20:16Now that I met you
20:18I know I've made the right decision
20:30So you don't just walk straight in
20:32Hand it to them on a stolen platter
20:34Big bunch of napole babies
20:36Well that's fundamentally inequitable
20:38Bro, we're still apart of this
20:40We get to study cyber intrusion
20:41And deception
20:42And scorduggery
20:43And at the end of it
20:44We get to be a part of a secret network
20:46That's going to make us rich
20:48You mean help defeat criminals and restore justice
20:50Yeah, I've got two wolves
20:52None of you guys bothered by the whole
20:54Lying to your families forever thing?
20:56Your grandma knows you're still?
20:58Yeah, you're joking
20:59So what's the difference?
21:01Well that's a little why I lie in this
21:04I mean this should be a whole secret life
21:12You know where I'm taking top bunk?
21:14You know where I hate your house
21:15Not like I do
21:16Which one of us fainted on the Eiffel Tower, bro?
21:19Only because you had eaten in like an hour
21:21That doesn't count
21:23Gabriel, I stole this for you
21:27Fine
21:29There's the cells
21:32Sir
21:36Lockheed stole it again
21:37What is it?
21:38My coin
21:38My coin?
21:39Why am I the only one who keeps robbing?
21:41I wrote the phone
21:43You're saying
21:45The thing you came all this way for
21:48Risked your life for
21:51Was a coin?
21:52Not just any coin
22:20If you didn't buy anything
22:38Why are you spying on me, Avery?
22:39I wasn't spying, I was looking for...
22:41Who?
22:43Lockett.
22:47Why?
22:51Because he's a thieving con-eyes.
22:53Show some respect, that's your headmaster.
22:55No, actually, because I'm not staying.
22:58So, to me, he's just some stuck-up guy in an itchy suit
23:01who likes playing mind games with kids.
23:05It's pretty messed up, when you think about it.
23:07You're talking about the greatest crook of his generation.
23:11Big whoop.
23:12Happy for him.
23:13Do you have any idea how lucky you are to be here?
23:18And you're just going to throw it away?
23:21It's so ungrateful.
23:24So ignorant.
23:27What they even see in you.
23:30Not bad, to be fair.
23:36But there's something off.
23:38I just can't quite put my...
23:40Thanks, but I only need a critique from someone like you.
23:46Word of warning, don't go marching up to locket office.
23:49Won't end well for you.
23:50Thanks, but I don't need advice from someone like you.
24:02It's the eyes.
24:03They're greener than that one.
24:08It's the eyes.
24:25OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF
24:40Evening, Mr. Ray-Reed.
24:46What do you want with me?
24:49The first time was to get you here, the second time to keep you here.
24:53I already told you, I can't.
24:56How is stealing my coin going to change that?
24:57By showing how much you have to learn.
25:02I don't know when I need to.
25:04You're a blunt instrument.
25:05You didn't pause to consider why I had taken your coin,
25:08or the smartest way to retrieve it.
25:09You just went stomping blindly through the school like a man possessed,
25:12telegraphing your weakness.
25:14What weakness?
25:15You see everyone as a threat.
25:19You're a dodgy, posh bloke.
25:21He likes blackmailing kids.
25:24You are a threat.
25:28Coin, please, sir.
25:30I'm not here to threaten you, Gabriel.
25:33I'm here to save you.
25:36Save me from what?
25:38I can't bear to see talent go to waste.
25:41It would be a tragedy for you to spend the rest of your life as a petty criminal.
25:46When I could come here and be a professional criminal.
25:49I'm not a criminal, Avery.
25:51A crook.
25:51They steal, we restore.
25:52They destroy, we repair.
25:54We'll give you the skills to beat criminals at their own game.
25:57Right now, you're good.
25:58With our help, you could be great.
26:01Or you could go back to being a nobody.
26:05You don't know what my life is.
26:06On the contrary, I know everything about you, right down to how much vinegar you like on
26:12your chips.
26:12Far too much, in my opinion.
26:15I know you have a deep sense of right and wrong, and I know that you long to save your
26:19grandmother
26:19from those despicable Merciers.
26:22But tell me this.
26:23How many pockets would you have to pick to buy that caravan by the sea?
26:26How much help would you be in a young offenders institute?
26:29Because the next time you're arrested, it won't be Mr. Khan.
26:36My coin.
26:38Now!
26:43Please.
26:50Well, I see I'm not going to change your mind.
26:54Perhaps you should call her.
26:57She'll be worried.
27:16Goodbye, sir.
27:25Why didn't you mention this in Jude's place?
27:30What happened so fast?
27:31I didn't have time to explain.
27:33Well, no, you don't have to.
27:35Mr. Lockett came to see me.
27:38Told me everything.
27:40How he persuaded the police not to press charges.
27:42How he runs a school that turns kids' lives around.
27:45No, that's not true.
27:46Oh, enough, Gabriel.
27:49No more lies.
27:51I found the box in your cupboard.
27:54800 quid of stolen money.
27:57And to think that I fell for all that stuff about scratch cards,
27:59you must think I'm so stupid.
28:01No.
28:02No, I just wanted to help.
28:03Help?
28:04This crew and everything.
28:06Grandma, listen.
28:07No, you listen.
28:09You're the one good thing that's happened to me.
28:12The last thing I want is to see you go into some boarding school,
28:15but they offer you a place,
28:17then you take it.
28:18For your future's sake.
28:20And what about your future?
28:26Today's crooked value is cheating.
28:29Remember, cheat,
28:30but never cheat your friends.
28:32Gabriel, wait up.
28:36You were serious, then, about leaving?
28:38I thought maybe it was a bluff for Edgar's benefit.
28:44I promised my grandmother I'd never steal again.
28:48She begged me to stay here.
28:51But staying here means learning to steal.
28:53Lying to her.
28:55This is Crookhaven, amigo.
28:58Nothing's as simple as right or wrong.
29:00There you go, see?
29:03The poor is not so frightening, huh?
29:05There you go, Amir.
29:07That gone solid, bro.
29:10Best of luck now.
29:11You keep that chin up.
29:13Come on.
29:14It's time to watch the baby crooklings embarrass themselves.
29:17What's she mean?
29:18Oh, the Crooked Oak.
29:19Trust me, you don't want to miss this.
29:21You can get the boat later if you still want to leave.
29:27I don't know.
29:32Thought you weren't sticking around.
29:35I made up my mind.
29:36Well, you'd better decide soon.
29:38Because once your arrow hits the oak,
29:40there's no going back.
29:43For what it's worth,
29:45I really hope you stay.
29:48You've got psychology, right?
29:53Look.
29:54Look, isn't that a mirror to one?
29:57When did she arrive?
30:00Never thought she had the nerve to show her face.
30:03Her brother is a traitor.
30:05Shock him.
30:06Crooklings!
30:07My name is Mr. Velázquez.
30:09It's my honor to teach skullduggery.
30:12You stand where I once stood.
30:15At the start of a long and crooked path.
30:19Once you become crooklings,
30:21you will be bound by our sacred values.
30:25Steal, but not from those in need.
30:28Cheat, but never cheat your friends.
30:32Lie, but never to yourself.
30:36From this moment,
30:38you are all in competition for this.
30:41The Crooked Cup.
30:43A chance to have your name engraved
30:46beside the greatest crooks in history.
30:50For a young crook,
30:52there is no higher honor.
30:53No greater way to announce yourself
30:55as a talent to be ready.
30:57Every Delacoon has won it since 1910.
30:59Dad's had me practicing five years for this.
31:00I won't let him down.
31:02It's yours to lose, Edgar.
31:04Last holidays,
31:04I helped put some bad people away.
31:07Never known a feeling like it.
31:10To this day,
31:11each new crookling
31:13accepts their place
31:15by firing
31:18a silver-tipped arrow
31:20with your name inscribed upon it.
31:24How are we supposed to bust out
31:25some mad archery skills?
31:27The motive governs the means, Gabriel.
31:31It's not about what you do.
31:35It's about why.
31:36And whoever comes closest
31:38to hitting Ezekiel's original arrowhead
31:42will win themselves five fucking points.
31:46But, because we are a soft touch,
31:49we will allow you the best of two.
31:51So, crooklings,
31:53step forward and collect your arrow.
31:58Good luck.
31:59May your aim be true.
32:06I want you to know your name is poison
32:09and your presence is an insult.
32:12Guessing you're Edgar Delacoon,
32:14they warned me about you.
32:17They were right to.
32:19Made a decision yet?
32:21Guess.
32:28Oh, dear.
32:30Wrong tree, Mr. Okoro.
32:33After that shockingly poor start,
32:37let's hope the next two crooklings fare better.
32:41Hey, at least we had a tree.
32:43Our next two crooklings are...
32:48Penelope Lockett.
32:50Lockett.
32:50As in...
32:51As in...
32:53As in...
32:53The headmaster's daughter.
32:54And...
32:55Gabriel Avery.
32:57So, we have a merit versus a legacy.
33:00I thought we agreed.
33:01Raw talent meets nurturing, Diego.
33:04This is the best place for him.
33:05Let's be honest.
33:07It's you against me.
33:09Merit doesn't stand a chance.
33:10Neither do you, Edgar.
33:12Please, step forward.
33:19Ever held a bow before?
33:20How hard can it be?
33:25Make me proud.
33:26When have I not?
33:43Penelope, please retrieve your arrow.
33:48She's good.
33:49I'm better.
34:44How hard can it be?
34:49Our next two crooklings are...
34:53Edgar Delacoole and...
34:56Gia Wu.
35:07Should I tell you how to hold it?
35:08No, I'll figure it out.
35:22I'm Chinese doofus.
35:24Archery's in my DNA.
35:25Bravo, Gia.
35:27A remarkable first shot.
35:29Especially for a merit.
35:31Little wide.
35:32That's a breeze.
35:34I'll recalibrate.
35:35You can't get beat by a medic.
35:40Come on, Edgar.
35:41Come on, Edgar.
35:55You can't get beat by a medic.
35:57Everyone, you heard of me, you heard of me, you heard of me.
36:13What the hell, Duan?
36:15You were aiming at her!
36:16I-I was lining up the target you made me shoot when you barged into me!
36:19You didn't ever shoot someone on purpose.
36:22I guess the rumors about you are true.
36:23You're no legacy.
36:26Arrow! Bring me Geo's arrow!
36:28Say where you are.
36:32Move! Move!
36:39Okay, look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
36:41You okay? You okay? You sure?
36:44We'll go, yeah.
36:48I'm afraid after that unedifying spectacle, Amira has forfeited her term.
36:54Interfering with another crookling shot is strictly forbidden.
36:57I mean, you can't be serious.
36:59Delacoon's the one who should be disqualified.
37:01He tried to shoot Gia.
37:03Amira's the one who saved her.
37:05Hey, don't be a bad sport, Gabriel.
37:07Just because your arrow barely hit the tree.
37:10It was an accident.
37:11Dewan knocked into me.
37:21It's time to live.
37:22You're okay.
37:23You're okay.
37:29Yes!
37:30Great shot, Edgar.
37:36I believe our winner is Edgar Delacombe.
37:39I wouldn't be so sure.
37:43Meaning?
37:45Did you check the name on the arrow before you fired it?
37:53Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
37:55Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
37:55Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
37:57Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
38:09The name on the arrow is...
38:12Gabriel Avery!
38:16I want you to know your name is poison.
38:19And your presence is an insult.
38:22I'm guessing you're Edgar Delacombe.
38:25They warned me about you.
38:28Mr. Lockett, sir.
38:32The rules state the arrow closest to the mark wins.
38:37This arrow has Gabriel Avery's name on it.
38:47It won't be a bad sport, Edgar.
38:50Just because your arrow barely hit the tree.
38:52That's not fair.
38:53He's making a mockery out of the crooked oak.
38:54How can you let him do this?
38:55He beat you.
38:57Deal with it.
39:03Oh, I'll deal with it.
39:07So you're staying?
39:11Looks that way.
39:13And all it took was me almost getting shot.
39:22Good night, Crookhaven.
39:24Sweet dreams.
40:08Another year begins, Caspian.
40:10Another class.
40:11The class of eager young crooklings to brainwash.
40:15But...
40:15A word to the wise.
40:20There's a storm...
40:21Coming.
40:22A storm you...
40:24Can't escape.
40:26And you only have yourself to blame.
40:29So that's how it all began.
40:31I picked his pocket.
40:33He picked mine.
40:35I went to get my lucky coin back and...
40:38Next thing I knew...
40:39I was a crookling.
40:42New tie.
40:44New jacket.
40:46New life.
40:46New life.
40:49It felt like...
40:50Maybe my lucky coin had finally brought me some real luck.
40:55Except of course it wasn't luck that brought me here, was it?
40:59It was Caspian Locket.
41:02And when your headmaster and everyone in your school is a crook...
41:07The first lesson you learn...
41:13Trust...
41:13No one.
41:17Where has Caspian started?
41:19You're not one of us.
41:20You don't belong here.
41:22I have to utterly humiliate him.
41:24I'm not here to make friends.
41:25I'm here to win.
41:26Game on.
41:27There's a storm...
41:29Coming.
41:31The Nameless.
41:33What's the Nameless?
41:35An enemy that hates everything Crookhaven stands for!
41:37You put the entire crooked network in danger!
41:41Gabriel, get out!
41:43They already have our blood on their hands.
41:45And they'll burn this place to the ground.
41:47Listen up, Losers! We need your help!
41:49Who cleans? Assemble!
41:51Leaving so soon?
41:54I thought I was here because I was good!
41:57This is Crookhaven.
41:59Everyone's hiding something.
42:07We're crooks.
42:08Honesty's overrated.
42:18This is Crookhaven.
42:18We £200,000.
42:38£100,000.
42:39That's what our message is.
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