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00:04There's no loo roll!
00:10There's no loo roll!
00:11Didn't you order any?
00:16Lisa!
00:18There's no bloody loo roll!
00:24Lisa!
00:28I thought we had some in the cupboard!
00:33Jesus Christ!
00:45I've got tea all over me!
00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got brand new hot tea all over my hand!
00:51Come on, Lou!
00:52Get back to your car!
00:53He pulled out!
00:54He's not moving!
00:58Let's go!
00:59Get in the car!
01:02No!
01:04Have a good one!
01:09You should get on the cab to see while driving!
01:11You pulled out!
01:12Oh my God, are you actually kidding me?
01:15Wait, guys!
01:15They say it will brighten up, so...
01:18Well, everything crossed!
01:20Yes!
01:22It's been such a long time since we had some sun!
01:25Yeah, it's been unbearable!
01:27Sorry going on about the weather!
01:30I've been in this country too long!
01:38Where are you?
01:40See if you can work it out!
01:52What are you doing?
01:54I'm flying a kite!
01:57Get out of bed, come on!
01:59Your dinner's ready!
02:01I'm alright!
02:03You can't just lie in bed!
02:06Is that what I'm doing?
02:08Sorry, I'm such a lazy-bones!
02:10Fucking come on!
02:11What are you doing?
02:13Just come and have your dinner!
02:15It'll burn my mouth!
02:16Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't ya?
02:19I spent all that time cooking, and now you're just...
02:22You're open a jar!
02:22Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away in the kitchen!
02:25Just come and have your dinner!
02:26Oh my God, what's wrong with you?
02:27What the fuck is it?
02:34Oh my God.
02:35It's really wrong to come back!
02:41You don't need to be able to get mad at a matter.
02:43The dreams are up in arms
02:46because they say they can't compete with you
02:50Stephen
02:50Stop the day with a little syllable
02:54All left unfinished
03:02When you move to kiss me
03:10Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:16Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:24I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:29Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:37And I, I just can't believe
03:43I found someone the same as me
04:04I found someone at home
04:04We had fear of being a woman
04:05I don't want her to be a woman
04:05No, I don't want her to suffer
04:06No, I don't want her to be a woman
04:14What do you do, I want her to be a girl
04:21I wanted her to take her
04:21You know the way that she helped her
04:26Hey.
04:27This is great.
04:29I'll just pop up and...
04:31Yeah, of course.
04:32I'll send someone down for you.
04:35Fantastic.
04:56Great set-up you've got here.
04:59What a view.
05:01Wow.
05:03Amazing.
05:05No, it's great to see it at last.
05:09Thanks for inviting me.
05:11I just...
05:11I told work I had a family emergency.
05:13They were like, go, go, it's here.
05:16Yeah, they were like,
05:19go, go, family over everything.
05:22Yeah, they'll believe anything.
05:31I'm pregnant.
05:33You're the father and I'm leaving you.
05:39Sorry?
05:40I'm pregnant.
05:42You're the father and I'm leaving you.
05:45I thought I should tell you to you first.
05:49What are you doing?
05:51I'm pregnant.
05:52You're the father.
05:52All right, don't say it again.
05:57I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon.
06:00Can you stop talking like a robot?
06:02You're like, I appreciate this, I appreciate that.
06:06It's hilarious.
06:10You were on the pill.
06:13Were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill?
06:14You never asked me if I was on the pill.
06:17You fucking what?
06:18You just assumed I was on the fucking pill, Dave.
06:20Oh, so you're a liar now as well.
06:23Oh, so you're a liar now as well.
06:23Okay, right.
06:24That's interesting.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Wow.
06:28Okay.
06:29No, that's very interesting.
06:30Because I trusted you.
06:32But no, you have to break my trust.
06:34Wow.
06:34Okay.
06:35Probably never trust anyone ever again.
06:37I'm actually, I'm seeing a whole other side to you, aren't you?
06:41So, thank God I'm getting out while I still can.
06:45Just, just have a think for a moment.
06:50You, uh, yeah.
06:56What kind of person is told that they're going to be a father and responds like this?
07:09Yeah.
07:10Well done.
07:11Very clever.
07:12Very clever.
07:29You'll need me in Singapore.
07:30This is weird, Dave.
07:32I know how hard it can be for a woman, especially a beautiful woman, to have a struggle in that
07:36environment or, like, any environment because of the patriarchy and, um, everyday sexism and
07:42that thing that you said men do when their eyes keep glancing at your tits.
07:44Are you not coming to Singapore?
07:47Okay.
07:48Um, look.
07:50Pregnancy's actually a really hard time for.
07:52We're splitting up.
07:52Mentally, so let's sleep on it.
07:54We're splitting up, Dave.
07:56I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore.
07:59I...
08:00They're really excited for me.
08:04But no.
08:05You want to let all those people down.
08:07Wow, okay.
08:08That's interesting.
08:09Yeah, no, that's very interesting.
08:10Says a lot.
08:14You are destroying your son.
08:18Here we go.
08:19You're trivial.
08:20You're selfish.
08:21And your atheism is cheap, lazy and pretentious.
08:24Oh, go and cry to Jesus, you fucking moron.
08:31Go to church with your ugly fucking family.
08:33Go on.
08:34Okay.
08:34Your mum is a fat bitch.
08:38You will never find a man who loves you like I do.
08:40I want to do.
08:43I'm sorry.
08:46No.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:02I'm sorry.
09:02No.
09:03No.
09:10OK. So, tell me in your words why you're here.
09:17Look, we've had three miscarriages all in the past 14 months and with different variations
09:28of horror and I think we just... I don't know, why are we here?
09:41Yeah, no, I think it's just the same really.
09:51Alicia's been finding it really hard so it's important, I think, for us to
09:59come here and try and sort some of this out for her and, yeah, move on.
10:09And what do you hope to get out of it?
10:15I just want to help her, really. I'd do anything.
10:19And I said that, haven't I, all along.
10:23But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself?
10:28I just like her to feel like she's able to move forward from it all.
10:39And then we can start trying again.
10:45What about for you?
10:49I just told you what for me.
10:53I told you what I want for me. I told you, like, three times.
10:57I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again.
11:13Shall we sit in and watch a film on Saturday?
11:17How one does that in ages?
11:18I'm past it.
11:29Is this Danish film?
11:32Yeah, bear with me.
11:34Sounds great.
11:36It's about this couple whose house runs down.
11:40Really selling it to me.
11:43Yeah.
11:44But I've heard it's really good.
11:46Those are, for me.
12:01And...
12:03This is şualnız film about what?
12:05And a couple whose house burns down.
12:33OK, so one, it's Danish.
12:35It gets good reviews.
12:37Those fuckers will have anything in Fist4.
12:39Me wiping my arse will get a good review if I did it in Danish.
12:42And two, their house burns down.
12:45I think that's real Saturday night film, isn't it?
12:49I just thought it might be interesting to see.
12:51Oh, did you?
12:51I thought a film about house burning down might be interesting.
12:54OK.
12:55That's real Saturday night.
12:56That's some real Tess Daily shit.
12:58We don't get Tess Daily sitting there on a Saturday night fucking...
13:03What's the husband called?
13:06What's the husband called?
13:08Lisa.
13:10What's the husband called?
13:28I'm not even drunk in the morning.
13:29What's the husband called?
13:29I don't know, you see a husband called the husband's name eines.
13:29I'm not passar black in England.
13:30I'm not participating in the moment but I just want to get him along, though.
13:31When I'm doing film any.
13:32I'm really looking for a book.
13:32Not even for more Damnit.
13:39How does the veteran finish in college?
14:04Oh, you're looking great.
14:06Oh, thank you.
14:07You guys always look amazing.
14:09Oh.
14:10We get younger every year.
14:12Oh, I don't know about that.
14:13I do.
14:14What, garage door?
14:16Yes.
14:16No, I was looking at it from the outside.
14:18We've had it repurposed.
14:20Oh, wow.
14:21Have a look, if you like.
14:23We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
14:29It's just been under Harry's bed.
14:32No.
14:33Yeah, it's our, um...
14:35I remember.
14:36It's our university stuff, isn't it?
14:37Yeah.
14:38There's a few bits of Harry's in there.
14:40Some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:43Yeah, we're happy to keep it.
14:44Doesn't take up any room.
14:46But I think the lamp was your mum's.
15:05I'll, um...
15:06I'll take it, yeah.
15:10Thanks.
15:11Mum won't want the lamp.
15:13No worries.
15:15No, you've got so much more room in here now.
15:17Now I'm rid of him.
15:19It is a much better use of the space.
15:21It's been quite dramatic, actually.
15:23And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
15:26You love the seasons.
15:27Yes, the turning of the seasons.
15:29And you keep the car in there?
15:30Just on the driveway.
15:31Yeah, it's fine.
15:32Most of the year.
15:33And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
15:35Oh, great.
15:36No, I've heard good things.
15:38Oh.
15:38We swear by them.
15:47Well, thanks for popping over.
15:48Oh, no.
15:49It's been great to see you.
15:53Lovely to see what you've done with the house.
15:55It's been a game changer.
16:00Electric?
16:02Yes.
16:03Yeah, we were thinking of making the switch.
16:05I think once the infrastructure's in place, a lot more people will.
16:22I'm pregnant.
16:28I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
16:35Congratulations.
16:36I still love Harry.
16:38I promise you.
16:41It was just a sort of, erm...
16:46Like a drawn-out fling.
16:48I miss Harry.
16:50Like I...
16:51It's okay.
16:52No, I promise you.
16:53I miss him.
16:53I miss him so much.
16:56I dream about him.
17:01And then I wake up and...
17:05And I'm alone.
17:09I'm so alone, Richard.
17:11I miss him so much.
17:12I promise you.
17:17I miss him.
17:18I miss him every second of every day.
17:22I promise you.
17:23I promise you.
17:26I promise you.
17:30I'm not waiting for him.
17:48I miss you.
17:50I miss him.
17:55He said to me.
17:55He said to me,
18:12I'll cover the next video, but I'll cover it up for you.
18:12I'll cover it up for you.
18:13I'm going to cover it up for you.
18:16I'll cover it up for you.
18:47Here he is, eh?
18:48Are you all right, then?
18:50I'm all right.
18:51Of course I'm all right.
18:52Eh?
18:54Get a few beers inside, you'll be more than all right.
18:57Get out of here.
18:58All right?
18:59It's all normal.
19:03Brilliant.
19:04I'm going to do with a drink after the day I've had.
19:10So, Pavel had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
19:16It looked like quite a simple one.
19:18It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined
19:21up.
19:26So, he knows he's going to be late.
19:29What do you do?
19:31You call ahead.
19:34This is Pavel.
19:37He turns up, 40 minutes late.
19:41The client's furious.
19:43Obviously.
19:47Right.
19:48I'll see you up there.
19:50Yeah.
20:11Here we go.
20:13Oh!
20:13Price is up there, eh?
20:18How's your week been?
20:20Let me sit down first.
20:22What do you want to sit down for?
20:23Oh, it's my bones.
20:24I'm getting old.
20:25You're old?
20:26What am I?
20:27Ancient.
20:29Oh, look.
20:30He's thirsty tonight.
20:31Bath spin.
20:33Oh, he'll carry you home.
20:35That one sip.
20:36That's enough for you.
20:37That's enough for you more like.
20:38Oh, look, wait.
20:41Oh, duh.
20:42I'm going to have to take this.
20:43Hold it.
20:45Come on, mate.
20:46Kill it, mate.
21:04I'm killing me.
21:06Cut.
21:27Sorry.
21:28Nah.
21:33Wrong glass.
21:35Yeah, nice, sir.
21:36I asked for the branded ones, but...
21:38It affects flavour.
21:39Thank you, yes.
21:40It's actually completely different.
21:41I mean, for a reason, didn't I?
21:44Mmm.
21:47Mmm.
22:04That's Lisa.
22:07Let me have a drink first.
22:09Good.
22:10Starting to worry about you.
22:12Mmm.
22:16Oh, Lisa's good, yeah.
22:19Pregnant?
22:23Nope.
22:24Oh!
22:27It's all good.
22:30Her parents are over.
22:31Mmm.
22:32Great.
22:33Yeah, bit of company, eh?
22:34Mmm, yeah.
22:35They'll have a nice chat.
22:36He's legging you off.
22:38He is burning.
22:41Yeah.
22:43No, they're going for a curry, so...
22:46Nice, yeah.
22:46Bit of food, bit of company.
22:49Yep.
22:49Time will do the rest, eh?
22:50Oh, time will, yeah.
22:53Yeah.
23:03And how are you?
23:08Great.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Great.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Great.
23:13All good.
23:13Fantastic.
23:14Yeah.
23:14Great.
23:19Yeah, nah, it's...
23:22It's all, like...
23:24Yeah.
23:26Yeah.
23:28But...
23:29It's all good.
23:31Eh?
23:38Obviously...
23:39Some days can be a bit like...
23:41Ah!
23:42Ha-ha-ha-ha.
23:44Yeah.
23:45But...
23:46Get me out of here, get me out of here.
23:49Ha-ha-ha-ha.
23:51Ha-ha-ha.
23:52Oh.
23:53But, er...
23:54Chin up, eyes forward, eh?
23:57Yeah.
23:59Keep calm, carry on.
24:02I love those posters
24:05Yes, yeah
24:07Keep calm, carry on
24:08Yeah
24:14You can get it in like a cup
24:18Cups, t-shirts, posters, amazing
24:26Cheers
24:27Cheers
24:27So we're having cheers, yeah?
24:29Oh yeah, sorry
24:31No, no, my bad, should have fallen with me before, eh?
24:34Standards are slipping, my son, eh? Standards are slipping
24:38Ooh
24:40Ooh
24:41We'll get a few of these downers, eh?
24:43Oh, that would be rude not to
24:43Right...
25:07And they'd sort of like rent PA services from us, but I do worry...
25:12It's fantastic.
25:14I've said it before, it's a fantastic idea.
25:16Thanks, but I do worry...
25:18All your ideas are fantastic.
25:20True.
25:21No, I sit there all day and I think,
25:24I wonder what my lovely Lisa's doing now.
25:26What exciting things are happening.
25:28You succeed in everything, love.
25:30We're very proud.
25:31Your work, your lovely marriage.
25:34Everything's going so well for you.
25:36Is everything all good to food?
25:38It's delicious.
25:39It's absolutely perfect.
25:41No, it's incredible.
25:41No, thank you, no, it really is.
25:43I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life.
25:53Honestly, Dad, I've rinsed her.
25:56Not just for her money, either.
26:01Can you hear me?
26:04I was just saying, I fucking, I've got it every day.
26:11Yeah, I can hear you.
26:12Can you hear me?
26:15Dad?
26:27Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up.
26:31I, uh, I just thought it'd be good to go through this again.
26:35Um, I'm not sure I handled it very well the first time.
26:42Um, I think I'm quite instinctive as a person, and, oh, sorry.
26:47Carry on.
26:53I think I'm quite instinctive, um, as a person.
26:58I act on my instincts, um, which is a good thing.
27:02Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed with, like, three pieces of bad news.
27:08So, you, you can't judge a person for how they respond in, in moments of high tension.
27:13I mean, you just can't.
27:16It's like a scientific fact.
27:17I've done experiments.
27:19And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, you have kept this from me.
27:25You know, not just me being banned from Singapore, um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while.
27:31Uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing.
27:36You could have told me at any point.
27:39And you have kept that from me, too.
27:42And, I mean, that's...
27:45You haven't really covered yourself in glory, to be honest.
27:48Sorry, is this an apology?
27:51Uh, what do you mean?
27:53Well, it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack?
28:03You're the one who's splitting us up.
28:06Yeah.
28:09You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, which, by the way, was fucking mental.
28:16This isn't a constructive response, Amanda.
28:22Well, this is interesting.
28:32Well, you do know that my mum's dead, don't you?
28:34Well, okay, so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead?
28:41Fucking hell.
28:42Come on, I'm joking!
28:43I'm joking!
28:44You take everything so seriously!
28:46Lighten up!
28:46I've got something really important I need to tell you!
28:48I'm joking!
29:17An hour? They were meant to be here literally one hour, five minutes ago.
29:22They've stood you up.
29:23Yeah, thanks, Kelly. I mean, who does that? Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour?
29:28Guess they just know how boring you are.
29:32Cheek! Can you believe this, Kelly? She's calling me boring.
29:37And I thought me and you were getting on.
30:09Oh, my God.
30:12So, they'll be getting fun.
30:27It's a little better.
30:28I can't wait for 12 minutes.
30:29Alright, let's go.
30:29I've already started smoking in my house.
30:30I was hoping that...
30:30I could eat a lot of senorsia.
30:32I couldn't eat a lot of senorsia.
31:07I don't know.
31:19Let's go.
31:53Oh, shut the fuck up.
31:55Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
31:57It's Saturday night.
31:59You know, not having this conversation on a Saturday night.
32:17Seriously, what, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because her ass
32:21burnt down.
32:30If you want to watch it, come now.
32:38He said he was all good. He literally said that.
32:42He said he was all good.
32:45What do you want me to do, tell him he's not all good?
32:47Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
32:48Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
32:53He said he was all good.
32:56Just doing the dish or something.
32:59Shh.
33:00Guess what, you have an egg.
33:02I thought we'd do an egg.
33:06Could first get going for a gone?
33:08That's why I haven't been in his, uh, super apple.
33:15I don't know.
33:17I don't know.
33:19Torch.
33:27He said he was all good.
33:32Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
33:37Wow.
33:38That's rude.
33:39Of course he said he was fine.
33:40He just tells you what you want to hear.
33:45Don't shake your head at me.
33:47Can I eat my dinner?
33:49Is that a crime too, now, to want to eat my dinner?
33:51Hmm?
33:53Here, can I breathe?
33:54Is it OK if I breathe?
33:55Oh, my God, you're such a dick.
33:56You are being very rude.
33:58Sitting there shaking your head at me.
34:00I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night to have this conversation.
34:11Are you having some more?
34:13We both know you're having it for breakfast.
34:15Oh, my goodness.
34:15So what's the point every Saturday where you tell me to have some more when we both know you ordered
34:21extra so you could have it for breakfast?
34:23Which, actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
34:28This is what happens when I'm polite.
34:30Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
34:32Great.
34:33Fine.
34:34I won't bother in future.
34:43I know what you're trying to turn this into.
34:45I'm not going with me.
34:46Yeah, of course you're not.
34:47Me with us again, then.
34:48Oh, are we not?
34:49No.
34:50Tell me you don't think about her.
34:53We're not doing this.
34:54Oh, you're fucking bollocks, Kevin.
34:56Tell me you don't think about her.
34:59You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, which is the same thing as thinking about her.
35:04That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
35:07That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
35:09And you were weird at Erin's wedding.
35:11In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
35:14Because every time you look at the bride, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
35:17You're thinking, that's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day.
35:25Just fucking admit it, you prick.
35:33Just fucking say something.
35:35I am not having this conversation.
35:38Great.
35:38Fuck yourself.
35:44Where are you going?
35:46Up your arse.
35:48I'm not letting you leave.
35:49What are you doing?
35:52I am not having Stephen take us back there.
35:55It's not happening.
35:56It's not happening.
35:57So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
36:00Do you even remember how mad you were?
36:03With your fucking happy pills.
36:05And your parents being fucking idiots.
36:08And your trips to the grave.
36:10And me worried every time you leave the house in case you lose your fucking nut again.
36:19You were bonkers, Patty.
36:21You were a fucking loon.
36:26I'll see you later.
36:28Can't drive.
36:29You've been drinking.
36:30Fuck yourself.
36:32I'm sorry, Patty.
36:33You can't drive.
36:34You've been drinking.
36:37You've been drinking.
36:37You've been through what your son's going through and you can't even talk to him about it.
36:41You can't drive.
36:41What is it you're avoiding?
36:42What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
36:46You can't drive.
36:47You've been drinking.
36:50You can't drive, Patty.
36:52You've been drinking.
36:53Fuck yourself.
37:18You're alright?
37:22I'm not one.
37:47You're out of taxidermy, Dad.
37:50He's sent a few.
37:58I'm sorry.
38:00Don't worry.
38:00I'm sorry.
38:10All right, let's go.
38:44So, what do you think of her?
38:49What do you mean?
38:52What do you think I mean?
38:59Yeah.
39:03I thought it was right up and down hers.
39:06You're so slow.
39:10They're full of it on here.
39:13No.
39:14They reckon it's lyrical.
39:16Of course they do.
39:19Elegiac.
39:20Yeah.
39:23So you're scared to admit they're bald.
39:28Don't love anything with subtitles.
39:36You died again.
39:40You died again.
39:48You died again.
39:57You died again.
39:58You died again.
40:02You died again.
40:05You died again again.
40:07You died again again again.
40:08You died again again again.
40:13So what else do you think about the film?
40:21What did you think about
40:24what it showed about a couple going through
40:26like change or loss or
40:35you didn't like how it showed it
40:37or?
40:40It was all so happy yourself.
40:44Yeah, it was.
40:46Yeah, so slow.
40:48Yeah.
40:49Right up its own arse.
40:52And the bloke was annoying.
41:27You found the bloke annoying?
41:34Yeah, it was so annoying.
41:40In what way?
41:44You found him annoying, didn't you?
41:47Of course he was annoying, the whole film was annoying.
41:54But what did you find annoying about him?
42:01What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
42:12Do you want to stop texting?
42:14Yeah, yeah, let me just...
42:17It's my dad talking.
42:30It keeps asking if I'm all good.
42:49Look.
42:52In that situation, the house is burnt down.
42:56She's lost, like, all the stupid art stuff.
42:59The husband's job is to be there for her, look after her.
43:03And instead he's going around making it all about him.
43:07He lost a load of stuff too.
43:10No, I've got to compare to that.
43:25So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever, but what does that achieve?
43:34He's allowed to cry.
43:36No, no, he's allowed to cry.
43:38Of course he's allowed.
43:39Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
43:40Yeah, listen.
43:45OK.
43:50When stuff happens to us, for example, it's not for me, it's like, well-o, is it?
43:56It's not me that lost the baby, it's you that happened to you.
43:59It's you that had to have the...
44:02What was wrong?
44:05I've got to keep, like, positive.
44:07Head up, eyes open, move forward.
44:09Keep calm, carry on.
44:11I'm just, like, keeping on with my life.
44:16It's you that had to actually deal with the, like, the physicality.
44:29But it did happen to you.
44:32That wasn't my body, was it?
44:36It wasn't my body that had to go through that.
44:39But they were your babies.
44:44No, listen to what I'm saying.
44:46They were your babies.
44:50You're not listening to me.
44:51They were your babies.
44:52Can you just let me speak?
44:54Is that OK?
44:55Don't get annoyed at me.
44:56I'm not getting annoyed at you.
44:58OK.
45:05I only had to deal with, like, the disappointment, if you want to call it that.
45:12And, like, the crisis in the moment, which is fine.
45:17I was fine with that.
45:19And there is a level of, like, readjustment, I guess.
45:23They were your babies.
45:29But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
45:31They were your babies.
45:34Can you stop saying that?
45:35They were your babies, though.
45:37Why are you being so annoying?
45:40Jesus.
45:43They were your babies.
45:47We made three babies together.
45:49And they all died.
45:53It's OK to wallow.
45:56It's OK if you don't know what to do.
45:59It's OK to be broken.
46:02Your babies died.
46:25It's OK.
46:41And they were your kids.
46:44It's all they were playing.
46:47I'm good. Sorry.
46:50No, don't be sorry.
46:53Fucking hell. I'm sorry.
46:56It's OK if you need to.
46:58I'm good, honestly.
47:01My point is, OK, can you not interrupt me, please?
47:07Because it's, like, really annoying.
47:10I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like...
47:19They have me all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff.
47:25And, oh, boo, here we go see a therapist.
47:27Spending 100 quid an hour or whatever it is these fucking people pay.
47:31But what they're actually missing is he's a mug.
47:37A mug?
47:38Yeah, he's a mug.
47:39OK.
47:41He's all like, oh, yeah, great.
47:43We're married. It's all going to be fine.
47:45Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
47:47and be, like, happy and smiley
47:49and we're all going to live happily ever after.
47:51But he hasn't got a clue.
47:53He hasn't got a fucking clue.
47:55That's what they never show.
47:57They have to make him all serious and important,
48:01but the guy is just a mug.
48:03He's a child.
48:04He's pathetic.
48:06He's embarrassing.
48:33You better get used to an early start when you have the baby.
48:39Yeah.
48:40I'm often up early for work.
48:42Yeah, but how early?
48:44Four or five?
48:45Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it?
48:48No way.
48:50OK.
48:53A TENS machine?
48:55Yeah.
48:56I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
48:58when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina.
49:01Don't worry about the epidural.
49:02She's got a TENS machine.
49:06Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum, for the birth.
49:08TENS machine?
49:10OK.
49:11I'm just imagining his wife's.
49:15Don't worry about the epidural.
49:17She's got a TENS machine.
49:18Yeah.
49:19You might need more than a TENS machine.
49:21Well, that's what I've been telling her.
49:24I think it's just the way you went about it.
49:30Making me go all the way to your office.
49:35And I know I could have done a lot of things differently, but...
49:39Do you know when you cook like a burger from frozen
49:42and the outside's all warm and cooked
49:45and the middle bit's still solid ice?
49:49That's you.
50:00Where the hell have you been?
50:02Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
50:04Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
50:05No, I've been tracking you.
50:08I saw you, Gavin.
50:09You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
50:12Don't lie to me.
50:15I saw you accept my journey
50:16and then for 13 minutes your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
50:22I can smell the bloody chicken.
50:50so your manager will pour down the scream.
50:53And we've covered all the Precisely Peoples oil...
50:53It's fairly a bit fine, really.
50:53So we can rumble for theже car.
51:08I'm going to make sure this is important.
51:11Now, this time I'm going to heat the pot so I want you to just� this way.
51:16Let's get started.
51:30Found this.
51:38Yeah, there's some real classics in there.
51:43I used to sing them with my nan.
51:48We could, uh, sing some if you get a minute.
52:03Yeah.
52:04Well, let's go.
52:04So, let's go.
52:10Ahhh.
52:11Ah.
52:11Yeah.
52:11Let go.
52:14Well done.
52:17Ah.
52:18Ah.
52:18Ah.
52:19Ah.
52:20Ah.
52:39Hey, how's work?
52:43It's a long one, isn't it?
52:46Why are you so late?
52:58Hey.
53:00Hey.
53:16Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
53:19Yeah, sorry.
53:20No, sorry.
53:23Oh, I thought you'd finished it.
53:25No, I haven't used it yet.
53:26Oh, sorry.
53:27No, sorry, it's me.
53:29I'm all over the place.
53:43Stay here.
53:44Oh, my God.
53:46What?
53:48You said you were hungry.
53:58You just say things whilst I'm talking.
54:03It's not what you...
54:07Okay.
54:08There's no way of saying this without saying anything.
54:14Oh, come on.
54:19Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
54:24What are you talking to me?
54:30So it's like quarter to five when she calls me in.
54:34Quarter to five?
54:35Yeah.
54:36Yeah.
54:37I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
54:41Mentally, I'm already in the car.
54:43Ha ha.
54:45He calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
54:48Ha ha ha.
54:50Ha ha ha.
54:52That is so boring.
54:56Right.
54:57That literally couldn't be any more boring.
55:00There's only six of us in the office.
55:01You did make your policy I said.
55:03Eleven minutes ago.
55:05There's only six of us work there.
55:08Why do we need a HR policy?
55:09What's that?
55:12Eleven months ago.
55:14Check out my emails.
55:17There's only six of us work there.
55:20You didn't know HR policy last year, did you?
55:26What's that?
55:29You didn't know HR policy last year?
55:33My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you
55:40When you've stopped the day with a little syllable
55:46Left unfinished
55:53When you move to kiss me
56:00Now each word bursts like a volcano
56:05Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
56:14I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
56:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
56:27And I, I just can't believe
56:33I found someone the same as me
56:48Thing is instead a whole thing
56:50But if you've touched me
56:50I'm with no means
56:50To me
56:50You're alone
56:51Look for your eyes
56:52What's that?
56:53You're alone
56:53I'm with no means
56:55You're alone
56:55Sting
56:56Or you're alone
56:56You're alone
56:56I'm with no means
56:58I'm with no means
56:59You're alone
57:01I'm with no means
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