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00:00Amanda's pregnant.
00:01She's gonna love Dave and move to Singapore.
00:05You need to tell him.
00:06I'll destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:29What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:34I'm not just getting like a broker.
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:45What? What's going on?
00:47What do you mean, what's going on?
00:49The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:51Casual. Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:56Can I just take these?
00:58She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:03He's her best friend.
01:05Okay, just stop shouting.
01:07You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:23Have you had some of these?
01:29Ibuprofen?
01:29Yeah.
01:31I took paracetamol up.
01:34I haven't touched the sides.
02:00No, I'm working near his office today.
02:05No, I'm working near his office today.
02:06I'll take him a coffee, face it head on.
02:11I've had his phone charger in my van for ages.
02:14I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm doing it.
02:17I'll take him one of his push coffees.
02:19Oh yeah, nice.
02:20And then we'll have a big chat.
02:23Put it all out, man to man.
02:26I'll tell him she's using him and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:33It makes, it'll be fine.
02:35He needs to know.
02:43So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:47Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:52You?
03:02She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:12What are you going to do?
03:13Are you going to do your hair together?
03:14I hope so, yeah.
03:17Wait to wear nails.
03:19Girly.
03:21You enjoy that.
03:22Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:28I think I hate her.
03:31I should have seen her sitting there.
03:34She had basically all the food.
03:37Oh, Jesus.
03:38Shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:41I think I actually hate her.
03:54Never used to hate anyone.
03:59I'm leaving.
04:00No.
04:06Your dreams are up in arms.
04:09Because they say they can't compete with you.
04:14You'll stop the day with a little syllable
04:20Left unfinished
04:26When you move to kiss me
04:34Now each word bursts like a volcano
04:39Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:48A ground, a keyboard and a microphone
04:53Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
05:21I was finishing up down the road, got us enough coffee
05:23I thought you could probably do one
05:25It's a bit late, but...
05:26Really?
05:28You saying caffeine don't keep me awake?
05:30No, I'm saying...
05:31I'm saying you're the only person in the universe
05:33I'm saying I could cry with coffee at 4.30pm
05:35You're hilarious
05:38Have a good one
05:39Thank you
05:40So how's Amanda been? All good? Singapore?
05:46What are you doing?
05:49What are you doing mate?
05:52Singapore, Singapore
05:58Singapore, Singapore
05:59No, it's hilarious mate
06:00You're all like
06:01Singapore this, Singapore that
06:03I'm leaving
06:04I'm selling down
06:05Get over it
06:05What do you keep going on about it for?
06:08Were you jealous?
06:12Yeah, yeah
06:13Really jealous
06:18So she's going around telling me
06:20And I hardly know her
06:21Telling me she's pregnant
06:23And she hasn't told her father
06:27Amanda
06:27Rack-a-lamp
06:31Shorter champagne
06:32And a rack-a-lamp
06:33Made to split the bill
06:36She applied for a job in Singapore
06:37Okay, I'm back
06:38Sorry about that
06:40That's okay, we're still here
06:41Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner
06:43And which one of us is the pet
06:48You good to start the meeting?
06:50Yep
06:52Okay
06:54I'm sorry I couldn't make it in this morning
06:56There he is
07:00What are you doing here?
07:02Huh?
07:02You following us?
07:03You're the one following me mate
07:08I told you all he was
07:10How are you?
07:11I'm okay
07:11Ready for a weekend of Mayhem
07:13Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem
07:18We're here for the wedding
07:19We've got a lot of you in today
07:22Promise not to be too rowdy
07:24Easy probably
07:25We're the groomsmen
07:26So it's our duty to get absolutely shit-faced
07:28Oh, groomsmen
07:30So you didn't make it to best man
07:32He likes you
07:33But not quite enough
07:34No
07:35We've got no idea
07:36No
07:47Good
07:55Jamie
07:56Just
08:19You said that the car was empty.
08:22I said the boot was empty.
08:30There's a difference between a car and a boot, it's so basic.
08:41I mean seriously that's like so basic.
08:59Hey.
09:00Hey.
09:01Hey.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Yes.
09:04Dave left my laptop in the car.
09:08Uh oh.
09:20How's Lisa?
09:22Uh busy.
09:24Oh God.
09:26Yeah.
09:40Congratulations on your promotion.
09:51Yeah, Dave mentioned it, headhunted in Singapore.
09:57Yes.
09:58Wow.
09:59Oh.
10:03Are you heading out or?
10:04Yes.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Cheering on.
10:09I like to keep a packet on me but what's falling out of my pocket?
10:18Yeah, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore.
10:23Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
10:25I'm so excited about the two of you moving to Singapore.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah.
10:34Yeah.
10:34He's really excited.
10:35He's telling everyone.
10:38Yeah no, in his head he's like he's definitely going there which would be great for him but I
10:49suppose if there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:53I know what you're doing.
10:55What?
10:56What am I doing?
10:57What do you mean what are you doing?
11:00What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
11:05You followed me out of my room.
11:08I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Fuck off.
11:13I know that Lisa's told you.
11:15You manipulate her.
11:16I can see the sadness in her eyes.
11:19So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling him I'm pregnant.
11:21Please.
11:22You'd save me a load of hassle.
11:24Honestly I wasn't-
11:25Have some fucking bollocks yeah.
11:29You're all fucking full of yourself.
11:31Aren't you?
11:32And your jokes which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:36And you fucking stand there waving your stupid dick around.
11:39But men like you are fucking terrified of telling the fucking truth.
11:48He actually said that?
11:50Yep.
11:53God that's so funny.
11:56He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
11:59When?
12:01Literally just now.
12:04Why would he say that?
12:06I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
12:08Promise.
12:09Hand on heart.
12:10I'm a dad's life.
12:26What was it?
12:27I was down the side of the driver's seat side bit.
12:35It was falling out of your pocket.
12:36You'll be right.
12:40You're dead.
12:42How was it?
12:42You're gone.
12:44Oh shit.
12:48I was down.
12:52I was down the road.
13:03I was down the road back there.
13:08Is that the best way of doing it?
13:12Got a better one?
13:13Probably.
13:14What would you do?
13:16Just hold them in your hand?
13:17I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
13:19Really?
13:20Yeah.
13:22There's like a hundred of them.
13:23Yeah, there's 85.
13:26Whatever, it's like...
13:27There's a difference between 85 and 100.
13:29I think even you can work that out.
13:33These are the favours.
13:35Great.
13:36Thanks, mate.
13:37Just need one on each seat.
13:39Great.
13:39Good luck.
13:42Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:44What's that?
13:46Interesting strategy.
13:47He's just laying all the names out.
13:49He was going to do it from his hand.
13:51I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:55Clearly, yeah.
13:57He'd love that.
13:58He should be so lucky.
13:59I'd give him a shock, I tell you.
14:01I'd give him a shock.
14:01Best night of his life.
14:02He's a big fan.
14:02Ha ha ha.
14:04Ha ha ha.
14:07Ha ha ha.
14:10Ha ha ha.
14:11Ha ha ha.
14:12Ha ha ha ha.
14:15Ha ha ha.
14:17Hey, hey, there.
14:18Mmm, isn't it nice?
14:20Yeah.
14:24Dave, ate all three biscuits.
14:26I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
14:30You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
14:32I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
14:36No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
14:39Or nearly done. I'll come over.
14:41I don't mind sitting and waiting.
14:43Oh, there's so much to do.
14:47Oh, God.
14:49Yeah, I better get back to her, actually.
14:52Yeah. No, yeah.
14:54No, I'll see you in a bit, though.
14:55See you in a bit.
15:22So, should we just do the favours as we go?
15:25Uh, do it at the end? All at once?
15:30Yeah.
15:32I don't mind.
15:35I just remember at our wedding, we...
15:37Oh, well, if you did at your wedding.
15:51Sorry, mate.
15:52All good.
15:53I just find it funny.
15:54Yeah.
15:56That one?
15:57Yeah.
16:05No, wedding's not even, no.
16:08It's man.
16:10I'm not being rude, but...
16:13I'm just like...
16:14Wedding?
16:15Really?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Not for me.
16:24I just think when you've had a kid, like I have,
16:28you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
16:31Yeah.
16:32You understand, like, depth.
16:36Yeah.
16:39It's like me and Amanda.
16:40Yeah.
16:41What we have is, is, is so profound.
16:46It's frightening.
16:47Yeah.
16:48It's bigger than a wedding.
16:52I just, I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:56But that will change if...
16:59you ever have the guts to become a dad.
17:04No offense.
17:10I'm so offended.
17:13Look at me.
17:14I'm so offended.
17:26Wedding's just so beautiful.
17:28Totally.
17:29And meaningful.
17:30Yeah.
17:30And they give you a candle.
17:32You can't just assume everyone has a manpool piece.
17:35Yes!
17:36Oh my God, that's...
17:38Yeah.
17:39Weird.
17:40That's exactly what I'd say.
17:43Is it?
17:44Yeah.
17:46Hey, don't...
17:47Don't want to start the rehearsal.
17:49Yeah.
17:49Thanks.
17:58Why do they eat your hands?
18:00Yes.
18:01Good.
18:01Wow.
18:02Exactly.
18:03It's just...
18:04It's just so fucking sanitized.
18:06Yes.
18:06I can't stand that.
18:08Yeah.
18:09The sanitization of the...
18:11Like the...
18:13Global West.
18:22I'm awake.
18:41We're not having sex.
18:44Thanks.
18:45Thanks.
18:54Thanks.
19:16You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
19:34Oh no!
19:36What's happened to your chocolates?
19:41Hello?
19:43Hello?
19:47Oh no!
19:48Look!
19:49Quick!
19:50Oh no!
19:51Look!
19:52Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
19:55Hello?
20:03Any babies?
20:06Um...
20:07There's a higher chair.
20:08It's on the other side of the room.
20:10Someone will make us hold it.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Yeah.
20:13Cool sale.
20:17I've had a manned around.
20:21Nice.
20:23Yeah, but she couldn't stay because I'm so busy with work.
20:26Mm-hmm.
20:28And you had to die off.
20:29I know, right?
20:33I was Dave.
20:40Uh...
20:40Yeah.
20:41Okay.
20:44And he has no idea she's pregnant.
20:49Does that mean he does know or he doesn't know?
20:53Uh...
20:53Yeah, he does know.
20:54Sorry.
20:54So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore.
21:03You should tell him tonight in front of her.
21:07I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
21:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
21:23Lovely.
21:37Here they are!
21:38Ha ha ha!
21:39Ha ha ha!
21:39It's really late.
21:40Hey!
21:41How are you?
21:42How are you, Moorley?
21:43Yeah, I knew we've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers.
21:47Oh, God!
21:47It's just flowers.
21:48Yeah, so I'm...
21:49Oh, it's just...
21:50Just flowers.
21:51It's, uh...
21:52It's just flowers.
21:53Just...
21:54Flowers.
21:56Get nervous.
21:57Get nervous.
21:58Get nervous.
21:58Nervous.
21:58She said she was nervous.
21:59I was just, uh, thinking about the flowers.
22:01I'll be nervous when marrying you tomorrow.
22:03I was just joking.
22:04We're like,
22:05Hey, can you guys be nervous if you marry me?
22:08Ha ha ha!
22:11Ha ha ha!
22:13Ha ha ha!
22:13Ha ha ha!
22:13Oh, yeah, I need a deal.
22:14It's good.
22:15It's good.
22:16It's good.
22:17It's good.
22:17Hi.
22:21What are you doing?
22:22Let me get this.
22:23I can get it.
22:24You mad?
22:25Come on.
22:26No, I want to expect water.
22:27I'll buy you a drink.
22:29Why?
22:30Because I want to get my mate a drink.
22:43They're like,
22:44Why aren't you drinking?
22:46Yeah.
22:47It's the worst.
22:48Literally the worst thing.
22:49I mean, brilliant.
22:51Though you do.
22:52It's hit a lot of million chocolate.
22:59Oh, no, no.
23:00I just want you to take these.
23:01Pop outside for a bit.
23:02Have a nice little chat.
23:04You want to have a chat?
23:05That's all right.
23:08We like having chats.
23:11Keep it decent, boys.
23:13Keep it decent.
23:13He wants to have a chat.
23:15You want to have a chat?
23:15You want to have a chat?
23:16He wants to talk about his feelings.
23:18Ha ha ha!
23:18A little chat about his feelings.
23:37Ha ha ha!
23:37Where are we sitting?
23:39Where are we sitting?
23:40Good to see you.
23:41I see you.
23:43You look amazing.
23:51You're there.
23:54Oh, great.
23:55Thanks.
23:55That was all good.
23:56Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
23:59Oh, that's right.
24:18All right.
24:20All right.
24:22Hi.
24:22Hey!
24:25Hi, hi!
24:26Hi!
24:26Hi!
24:32I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
24:54You're failing her.
24:57It might be that you don't notice because you're a man, you don't do empathy, but I'd like
25:05to point out that you maybe, perhaps, as a husband, have a role to play in helping her.
25:14I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously, I mean, if that's something that you're not
25:18incapable of, if you didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter, if you actually
25:24said anything that means anything, or is it all just fucking noise?
25:27Oh, hey.
25:28Oh, here she is.
25:30Where am I sitting?
25:31We are splitting up the couples.
25:34Right here, next to me.
25:36Hey, we can make a plan for tomorrow.
25:46Are you okay?
25:50Oh, is it not okay?
25:52Are you asking me if I'm okay?
25:54In what world would I be okay?
26:05Take me to Singapore.
26:09Yes, it is.
26:10I'm okay.
26:14You're going to meet my dad tomorrow.
26:15I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
26:23Take me to Singapore.
26:27Come on.
26:28I love you.
26:30What the fuck?
26:31Look at me.
26:32I'm crying.
26:34You're not crying.
26:35I'm crying.
27:08All right.
27:11How much?
27:1215.
27:14Good journey.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Not bad.
27:17Yeah.
27:19How are you, mate?
27:20Yeah.
27:21I'm good.
27:22Still here.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Well, good.
27:24Something, isn't it?
27:24It is, yeah.
27:31I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours.
27:35Absolutely.
27:36Is she awake yet?
27:37Or is she still exhausted from all the fucking?
27:47Oh, he's all right, boy.
27:49There he is.
27:49There he is.
27:53Oh, mate.
27:54Good to see you.
27:54Oh, thank you.
27:56Hey.
27:57Er, you look amazing.
28:01So do you.
28:02Oh, don't.
28:03I feel terrible.
28:04I mean, I don't have a bunk.
28:05I'm only, like, 13 weeks to, but...
28:07I just feel so full inside.
28:11Just let me get my, er...
28:13Yeah.
28:13Course.
28:14One minute.
28:16Ah.
28:46I'll see you down.
28:46I'll see you down there, sorry.
28:50No worries.
29:06There he is!
29:08Hi Ralph, the legend!
29:11Oh mate, look at you in your fancy gear.
29:15He's all dressed up.
29:18Are they for me and all?
29:21Yeah, I got you some little flowers mate.
29:23I got you some chocolate.
29:25You would, wouldn't you?
29:27I can believe that.
29:28That is highly likely.
29:30You flowers, chocolate.
29:42They love it.
29:43They love it.
29:44They love it.
29:46I don't think you'd like a key card.
29:48Oh dear.
29:48I don't know much.
29:49I don't remember the entry one.
29:50I don't know much.
30:42Oh, God.
31:16I don't know.
31:20I don't know.
31:22I don't know.
31:24I don't know.
31:37Hi.
31:50I don't know what this means, okay?
31:55Let's just focus on the facts.
32:04Sometimes, bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy.
32:12Oh, hey, come on.
32:15Come on.
32:26Do you want me to get Dave?
32:31No, here he is.
32:33Okay.
32:41Just put a...
32:47Hey, just put hay or whatever you normally start with.
32:54Keep it breezy.
32:56I have a really bad migraine.
32:59Then put something like, er, Lisa's looking after me.
33:04Oh, God.
33:13Two...
33:15One...
33:17One...
33:18Two...
33:20Three...
33:21Four...
33:22One...
33:23One...
33:23Two...
33:24Three...
33:26Ten...
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34:04I just kind of, um, I think it's quite a lot of it.
34:12And that can be normal.
34:15Yes.
34:17Just tons of it she's having.
34:21Oh, my God.
34:22And you need to birth.
34:2417th of February, 1983.
34:26I'll wait a little here.
34:30Are you sure?
34:31Yeah, don't worry.
34:35Oh, you could come in.
34:38It's quite private.
34:40I don't mind.
34:41Okay.
34:43But it's...
34:44Sometimes these things, they can be, like...
34:48It might be something bad.
34:50Yeah, no.
34:52Yeah, I'll come in.
34:53Of course.
34:55Do you want to come in and shut the door?
34:59Thank you for seeing me.
35:01Oh, it's no problem, my lovely.
35:08So, you've had a bit of bleeding?
35:10Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah.
35:11Okay.
35:11And you are?
35:1313 weeks, two days.
35:1413 weeks, two days.
35:15Okay.
35:16And everything was okay at the 12-week scan?
35:18Er, yeah.
35:20Yes, yeah.
35:20All normal.
35:21Okay.
35:22Um, what do you want to do about your lovely dress?
35:26I'll need to get to your tummy, so we can roll it up.
35:28Oh, there's a gown.
35:30Gown, yeah.
35:31Yeah, might be easier.
35:34Do you want to pop behind the curtain?
35:35Okay.
35:38Are you sure you don't want me to?
35:42Yeah.
35:44No, whatever you need, yeah.
35:45Sorry.
35:46No.
35:51Yeah.
36:29You're being someone nice.
36:32We were at a wedding.
36:34Oh, lovely.
36:35Yeah.
36:36How was the weather?
36:38It's nice, yeah.
36:39Kind of lose track of the day, innit?
36:41Mm-hmm.
36:50If you could pop yourself on the bed.
36:55You OK?
36:56Yeah.
37:00Oh, sorry.
37:01No, no.
37:01Mm-hmm.
37:03Yeah.
37:04If it's OK, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on.
37:08It might take me a little while, but when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I
37:12can see.
37:13Is that OK?
37:14Yes, thank you.
37:22Ready for me to start?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Yes, please.
37:47This will be a bit cold.
37:58OK.
38:00Let's have a little look.
38:13You can get yourself back to the wedding now.
38:15We missed the ceremony.
38:16Well, you can't even go back and have a drink.
38:18Right.
38:19OK.
38:20Oh, she's at her wedding.
38:20She can't get drunk.
38:21Oh, don't torture.
38:23Don't do it to yourself.
38:25So, we're all good?
38:27Massive overreaction.
38:28No.
38:29As usual.
38:30Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway.
38:32Just for fun.
38:32You have a really strange idea of fun.
38:42I started crying.
38:44Didn't I?
38:48We all did.
38:50You were really blood-brained.
38:51It's a magical moment.
38:53Such a relief.
38:55These stories about people going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside.
39:00Yeah, I've seen some really terrible stories.
39:03You'd think they'd know, right?
39:08Like, you'd think they'd...
39:09I mean, that it was dead.
39:11You'd think they'd know.
39:13I don't see how they couldn't know.
39:15But they said it's fairly normal, bleeding.
39:18I bled love through my first pregnancy.
39:20I'm going to get a drink.
39:20Can I get you?
39:23Are you all right to come in with me?
39:25I'm terrible with needles.
39:27Of course.
39:28I'm just going to pop to the machine.
39:29All right.
39:32So, you have me?
39:34Yeah.
39:37Yeah.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:50Thank you for coming, Martin.
39:52I was mad.
39:53I was mad at the end of the day of my life.
39:55I'm okay.
39:56I love you, too.
39:57It's the movie.
39:58I love you, too.
39:59I love you.
40:00I love you.
40:01I love you.
40:03Bye.
40:43She was just popping to get a drink.
40:46Sorry, erm...
41:31All good, mate?
41:33All good, all good?
41:35Sort of hard to hear.
41:39You want to get yourself in the dance floor?
41:41The dance floor couldn't take me.
41:43Nothing can take me, mate.
41:46I'd tear the world up.
41:49The mysterious migraine.
41:52Yes.
41:54She vanishes into thin air.
41:57No, that's hilarious, Dad.
41:59No, it's all good.
42:00You'll meet her at breakfast.
42:01Of course I will.
42:02That's amazing.
42:04Breakfast.
42:07It's brilliant.
42:08I love it, Dad.
42:09I love it.
42:10He loves it.
42:12Of course he don't fucking love it.
42:14I love it.
42:37We never had our chat.
42:40You're getting, like, getting a bit close, mate.
42:43You're getting a bit sexy.
42:44Yeah.
42:45Yeah, I'm getting sexy.
42:47Yeah, you're getting desperate, mate.
42:49Lisa not, like...
42:51What?
42:52Standing all close and shit.
42:54Who's talking?
42:55Well, you can talk from over there.
42:57Don't talk wherever I want.
42:58All right.
42:59You don't need to get, like...
42:59No, no, no.
43:00I'm not getting, like, anything.
43:01Lisa not giving you enough, mate.
43:03Yeah.
43:04Yeah, I'd have to be desperate.
43:06Sounds like you are.
43:11Nah.
43:14They had a good night out last week, the girls.
43:16It's all, like, yeah, no.
43:18Right.
43:19Yeah.
43:20It is what I need.
43:21Oh, yeah, no doubt about it, mate, yeah.
43:24I bet you got a roast in here.
43:26Always.
43:33No, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
43:37About Amanda.
43:40What are you doing?
43:43You were all just like,
43:44I just wanted to have a chat, really.
43:46Why'd you need to say really?
43:51Don't worry about it, mate.
43:53So why'd you need to say really?
43:57You're worried about me.
43:58Okay.
43:58Right.
44:00Hmm.
44:00That's interesting.
44:02Oh, great.
44:03No.
44:03You're worried about me.
44:06Thanks, mate.
44:06Yeah, I appreciate that.
44:08I find that hilarious, actually.
44:10I just...
44:11I find that...
44:12Yeah.
44:13No, that's excellent.
44:15You're worried about me.
44:16Very good.
44:16Well done.
44:16Brilliant.
44:19I mean, do I need to have a chat, really, about Lisa?
44:24Hmm?
44:25Do I?
44:27Do I go on about how she's fucking, like, miserable all the time
44:32and acts like she doesn't like me anymore, do I?
44:35Hmm?
44:35No, I don't, because I'm not a prick.
44:38Ha!
44:39Ha!
44:40Ha!
44:42Hilarious.
44:42Why'd you need to say really?
44:48Well, this kind of new perspective...
44:50A gay perspective?
44:52Ha!
44:53You got something you want to tell me?
44:55Ha!
44:57Uh, I...
44:59I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place.
45:01Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
45:04Hilarious.
45:06Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
45:09You can't get her pregnant?
45:13Well, not...
45:13You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant?
45:16Which is it?
45:18Because you're all like...
45:20I want to talk to you about Amanda.
45:22You're all like, fucking...
45:24Look at me.
45:25I'm married like a fucking prick.
45:29But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
45:32It's so interesting.
45:34Such an interesting example of human behaviour.
45:37Well, it's...
45:37It's sad, actually.
45:39It's really sad.
45:40You're a failure and you...
45:42You can't even face it.
45:45God, it must be mortifying.
45:47Your sperm count's fucking negatory.
45:48I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
45:51No wonder she's so quiet.
45:52She's dumbstruck.
45:53She can't believe what she's married.
45:54No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
45:57I mean, I feel bad for you.
45:59It's embarrassing.
46:00You...
46:00Is there anything actually in your bollocks or is it...
46:03Is it just air?
46:04You're just jizzing air into your poor wife.
46:06Oh, no, man.
46:09Sorry.
46:11That is...
46:12Tragic.
46:13Okay?
46:14I can see that that's tragic.
46:16But you...
46:17Don't...
46:18Go around...
46:19Taking it out on...
46:20On me and Amanda just because you're fucking...
46:23Jealous.
46:35I think you need to prepare yourself.
46:37You're not actually moving to Singapore.
46:44Why are you so desperate to go?
46:45Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
46:50What, you think I want to sit around there for another 20 years with you in my fucking ear?
46:57You have no idea how patient I am with you.
47:00Well, I've had enough, mate.
47:02I've had enough.
47:03I can't wait.
47:04I cannot wait to get to Singapore and be away from you and your barren fucking wife.
47:10You thick fucking useless fucking failure.
47:30Have a good one, yeah?
47:32Mate, mate...
47:32Are you actually fucking doing this?
47:35Are you actually fucking doing this?
48:33It's great.
48:34Yeah.
48:36It's been a nice chat.
48:38Did you mention Amanda or Singapore?
48:40Yeah, yeah.
48:41Yeah, yeah.
48:54Morning.
48:56Morning.
49:00How's life this morning?
49:02I don't know.
49:05Shall I meet you at the car?
49:07Yeah.
49:07You left me.
49:09I was worried about you.
49:13Mightn't you tell me where you were going?
49:17I didn't want to.
49:20You got the keys?
49:28Have you seen Dave?
49:30Oh, God.
49:31Did he have a late one?
49:33Someone's been a naughty boy.
49:42I think you and me, we're different.
49:45Like, with respect.
49:48Ages.
49:50Yeah, but ages are constructs.
49:52Oh, totally.
49:54Ages are capitalist, like.
49:55It's a way of getting you to, like.
49:59Yeah.
50:03I mean, these people that go on about age, it's just, it's another way to confine people.
50:14That's just the sort of thing I'd say.
50:17No.
50:17Yeah.
50:21It's weird, Al.
50:23It's so weird.
50:25Hm.
50:37Hm.
50:38Hm.
50:40Hm.
50:40Hm.
50:41Hm.
50:45Hm.
50:45Hm.
50:46Hm.
50:47Let's go.
51:25Black onion,
51:25When my son is not Mother,
51:29I carry my body,
51:37but then I need to see that I'm not the only one,
51:37I don't know what it is,
51:39I need to start cooking time with the first one.
51:40I'm going to use this to the same thing as the most.
52:11I'm going to put it in a little bit, so I'm going to put it in a little bit, so
52:16I'm going to put it in a little bit.
52:18We're so alone.
52:25No one understands what we're going through.
52:36So we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff
52:40and not just...
52:44We use words, but we're not speaking.
52:52We'll end up like your parents, doing chit-chatting, laughing about nothing.
53:06If I don't have you, what do I have?
53:21I need you to talk to me and say, like, anything, anything you need to say, because I know you've
53:34got a lot of stuff going on in there,
53:36and I can see it's hurting you, but you're just waiting for it to go away, and it's not going
53:42anywhere.
53:46It won't just disappear.
53:50It'll sit there and rot.
53:57Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage, unless we say them.
54:08What do you want me to say?
54:17That was literally the worst thing you could have.
54:34You're such a fucking break sometimes.
54:36What do you want me to say?
54:37My dreams are up in arms
54:39Because they say they can't compete with you
54:43When you stop the day
54:45With a little syllable
54:50Left unfinished
54:56When you move to kiss me
55:04Now each word bursts like a volcano
55:09Because there's nowhere else for this love to go
55:18I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
55:23Because there's nowhere else for this love to go
55:31And I, I just can't believe
55:36I found someone the same as me
55:40I found someone the same as me
56:05Without doing 먹 symbols
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