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00:30What was I saying?
00:32Right.
00:32It is I, the terrifyingly brilliant and startlingly good-looking Dr. Edgar George Zomboss.
00:38Or, as I am also known, the greatest evil genius that has ever lived.
00:44Decades from now, you will all look back and remember where you were on this day.
00:50The day I unveiled my greatest invention yet.
00:54To the lab!
00:56Ah!
00:57Oof!
00:57Ow!
00:58I'm fine!
01:00Curses!
01:00Ahem!
01:01Down here!
01:02Ahem!
01:03Ahem!
01:04I meant to do that!
01:05Behold!
01:07I give you...
01:10The Zombox!
01:14Ahem!
01:15With the power of the Zombox, I can beat the plants without actually having to touch dirt!
01:20I just sit back, point to things, make things explode, and take credit for other people's
01:26work!
01:26I call it...
01:28Boss Mode!
01:29With simple gestures and voice commands, I release huge waves of zombies, uncover the
01:36plans of those weeds, and resupply my troops with delicious brains!
01:42Thanks!
01:43I have also created an option for those who prefer a more hands-on approach!
01:49With my Zombie Tech Delivery Tablet, I can perform all of the same functions from anywhere
01:54in the world!
01:55Plus, I love buttons!
01:56My favorite part!
01:58Dropping Zom-Bomb Strikes!
02:01Weed Death from above!
02:04Mwahahahahahahahaha!
02:05I think that cactus got the... the point!
02:08Ha!
02:09So, to sum up, I'm a genius!
02:11All the brains will soon belong to me!
02:13Feel free to cast models of me now for the statues that will undoubtedly be erected in
02:17the future!
02:19Mwahahahahahaha!
02:22Mwahahahahahaha!
02:23Mwahahahahah!
02:40Mwahahahahah!!!
02:42Grazie a tutti
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