The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 01: Desi Girl, Global Swag - Priyanka Chopra - video Dailymotion

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00:26:52It's so perfect information.

00:26:55I'll also ask you about AI.

00:26:59I'm going to tell you about AI about Kapil.

00:27:02Kapil Sharma is a stand-up comedian and a film actor,

00:27:05who tells herself to be only in the U.S. West.

00:27:09They keep flirting with the other places.

00:27:12They have tried to make love for many people.

00:27:16But they don't work.

00:27:18They are two children.

00:27:20But they believe that the children are now little.

00:27:24What do they know?

00:27:25Keep it up!

00:27:32Dulus!

00:27:34Dulus!

00:27:35This will be closed for a day.

00:27:37You're saying something wrong.

00:27:38Come Priyanka, please.

00:27:39Don't be careful for Priyanka.

00:27:43You have fun.

00:27:47Please.

00:27:47Let's do it.

00:27:50I've made a coffee for you.

00:27:52Thank you, Kapil.

00:27:54My jet lag was starting to start.

00:27:56How do you know?

00:27:57I'll give you a foot massage.

00:28:01Let's go.

00:28:02No, no, no.

00:28:04Let's go.

00:28:08Today Priyanka is a global star.

00:28:11You work all together.

00:28:12Do you think Priyanka is a great job?

00:28:16Do you have something like this?

00:28:17Do you have any other work?

00:28:20Do you have any other work?

00:28:22You can see it.

00:28:22If you've enjoyed it, you've never done it.

00:28:27But for a long time

00:28:28I've never done it.

00:28:37I've kept going.

00:28:38I have a glass of glass.

00:28:40If I have a glass of glass, I will put it in my purse.

00:28:43What?

00:28:45That's what I'm saying.

00:28:46I'm talking about the internet from international television.

00:28:49You are blessed, Archanan.

00:28:50You can do this.

00:28:56I have a glass of glass.

00:28:59I have a glass of glass.

00:29:01I have a glass of glass.

00:29:04You come from Amrishar or Patayala.

00:29:07I have a glass of glass.

00:29:10We go so much.

00:29:12You come from LA to Mumbai,

00:29:13London to London,

00:29:15then LA.

00:29:16For my charm,

00:29:18you have all these things that motivate you.

00:29:20You travel as much.

00:29:22When you see your bank balance

00:29:24and you have 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,

00:29:26you get a lot of motivation.

00:29:28I get an evolution.

00:29:33But you know,

00:29:35to push our ability

00:29:37is very important.

00:29:38If you don't have evolution,

00:29:39especially as an artist,

00:29:41you're going to do the same show,

00:29:43you're different.

00:29:48When this show came to Netflix,

00:29:51this show is so valuable

00:29:53that Indians are out of India

00:29:56and you're watching the show

00:29:58and you're watching the show

00:29:59and you're watching the audience

00:30:01and there's also a homecoming.

00:30:05I also watch your shows.

00:30:06I'm really, man.

00:30:07I'm sitting there.

00:30:09When you miss your home,

00:30:10you're watching the Great Indian Couple Show.

00:30:11How sweet, Trianka.

00:30:13What a story!

00:30:17I have to know one thing.

00:30:19Sorry, it's a very personal question.

00:30:21But where did you meet the first time?

00:30:23He got a message from Kukabutur.

00:30:24How did he get a message from Kukabutur?

00:30:26Kukabutur is not,

00:30:27but he has a message from Twitter.

00:30:29He got a message from Twitter.

00:30:31You met on Twitter.

00:30:32He got a message from Twitter.

00:30:34He got on Twitter.

00:30:34Guys, you also did it that way.

00:30:36You did it like me on DM.

00:30:37I missed it.

00:30:38Twitter has made some life,

00:30:41some have improved.

00:30:43We are also in Twitter.

00:30:45Yes.

00:30:45We've got a case.

00:30:46We've got a case.

00:30:47We've got a case.

00:30:52We've got a case.

00:30:52But you've heard the songs of Nick before?

00:30:54When this is not happening on Twitter?

00:30:55I know the songs, but they weren't so familiar with their music.

00:31:00But I saw one of them's songs,

00:31:02where they're going to get a shirt.

00:31:05So I said, I'm going to go on a date.

00:31:08So you've seen all the songs of Nick?

00:31:10Yes.

00:31:10I've seen them all.

00:31:11I've seen them all.

00:31:14You've noticed something.

00:31:16After marriage, in Hollywood,

00:31:18Priyanka has done so many work.

00:31:19He's done action.

00:31:20And he's been a jasusi.

00:31:22Really?

00:31:23So is this a case?

00:31:24That after marriage,

00:31:26I'm a jasusi.

00:31:29Seriously?

00:31:30No, it's a case.

00:31:32He says, I look good with a gun in my hand.

00:31:35So I keep getting cast with a gun in my hand.

00:31:38I'm a jasusi.

00:31:40As you all know, Priyanka isn't a small job.

00:31:45All of them are larger than life.

00:31:47They're also doing the films of Raja Mauli.

00:31:50And Raja Mauli's films, you also know.

00:31:52It's a big budget.

00:31:54But when Priyanka came here,

00:31:55we've heard of her movie.

00:31:57It's a 1,300 crores.

00:32:03So, this will only be a film in 1.300 crore

00:32:06or you will also give the people of Waranasi?

00:32:10But before I said that there was no budget

00:32:12when you came, the budget has increased.

00:32:14This is the truth.

00:32:15I will confirm that you are here.

00:32:16So, what do you think?

00:32:18What is the budget in my bank account?

00:32:20Now, see, this is the only thing.

00:32:22I mean, you are not trying to get the ultra-knock

00:32:24but you are not trying to get the ultra-knock

00:32:26What is the plot?

00:32:30What is the plot?

00:32:30Raja Mouni-Sahab didn't know how to play

00:32:32before the other part

00:32:33that why did you kill Bahubali?

00:32:35Why did you kill Bahubali?

00:32:36So, you think that the film will reveal?

00:32:41Who is this? Let's discuss it!

00:33:07How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:11How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:13How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:15How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:16How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:17How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:18How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:20How did you kill Bahubali?

00:33:23What?

00:33:28How many of you will do this?

00:33:32Their...

00:33:34Their...

00:33:35Their...

00:33:36in this country,

00:33:38after six years,

00:33:40they are here today.

00:33:42Yes, yes.

00:33:44Yes.

00:33:45They are not only in the acting church,

00:33:47but in Peter, John and Simon,

00:33:51in the acting church.

00:33:56Ladies and gentlemen,

00:33:58please welcome,

00:34:00Priyanka Chopra Jonas!

00:34:04Oh, what happened?

00:34:10What happened today, Maata?

00:34:12We asked a lot of money.

00:34:14We thought,

00:34:15when you come here,

00:34:17we will talk a little bit.

00:34:19Very good.

00:34:20Just put your hands on your hands.

00:34:24Just put your hands on your hands.

00:34:26What?

00:34:26Just one of them?

00:34:27No.

00:34:29They are also in the background.

00:34:32Let me show you.

00:34:32Hey, hello.

00:34:33What are you talking about?

00:34:35What are you talking about?

00:34:35Okay.

00:34:38It's also the same to same.

00:34:40What is it?

00:34:41What is it?

00:34:41Sometimes it's a little bit,

00:34:42so it's hard to get out of it.

00:34:43But it's a little bit inside.

00:34:44It's a little bit inside.

00:34:51It's a little bit inside.

00:34:53But it's a little bit inside.

00:35:02If you tend to go to the house,

00:35:05you tell the house where you're going to eat the...

00:35:08You tell the house.

00:35:10that you don't want to eat the house.

00:35:17Oh, thank you.

00:35:41I feel like this is a tire company.

00:35:49APS Tire is a tire for every trip.

00:35:52Mr. PCG, you will be glad that our master,

00:36:01Raja Goli Ji, has a gift to you.

00:36:04What?

00:36:06No luck.

00:36:08Look, this is broccoli.

00:36:11That is not important.

00:36:13Important is that this is green.

00:36:16Raja Goli Ji will make VFX with VFX.

00:36:22You know, Raja Goli Ji loves VFX.

00:36:26When they get tired,

00:36:27they don't relax.

00:36:29They also do VFX.

00:36:31I remember that our Laj Mata

00:36:33doesn't do VFX.

00:36:35They do VFX.

00:36:36They're not going to leave.

00:36:38You're not going to leave.

00:36:39You are coming outside of the Raja Mata.

00:36:45You're not going to leave the Nava Juddin.

00:36:46They have leaked the Nava Juddin.

00:36:55We had some hope for our beautiful girls.

00:36:59Please.

00:37:00I thought I had a good job with broccoli.

00:37:03You are going to America, PCJ.

00:37:04After going to America,

00:37:07what do you remember to go to America?

00:37:08The land, the land, the land and the water.

00:37:12How is this water?

00:37:13Is this water in your hands?

00:37:14No, it's water.

00:37:17The water is water.

00:37:18People should go anywhere.

00:37:19Why won't you go anywhere?

00:37:21The most remember is water and water.

00:37:24It's true.

00:37:25It's true.

00:37:27But the water you put in the land,

00:37:30the water you put in the land,

00:37:31is it from who's mouth is?

00:37:32I know.

00:37:36This is a secret.

00:37:37Good question.

00:37:40Just one thing, Prinka Ji.

00:37:41Yes.

00:37:42I also used to be a desi girl.

00:37:45Oh.

00:37:46Then what changed?

00:37:47She's a desi girl.

00:37:49She's so much a desi girl.

00:37:50She's got to ask her.

00:37:52She's got to ask her.

00:37:52I've never told her to ask her.

00:37:54I've never told her to ask her.

00:37:57What are you doing here?

00:37:59Time passed.

00:38:03So, I'm bored from Bollywood.

00:38:06I want to go to Hollywood.

00:38:08Oh.

00:38:08This is very smart

00:38:09to wear this shirt.

00:38:11I'm bored.

00:38:12I want to go in a bag watch in a bag.

00:38:17Must be done.

00:38:18I want to romance with rock.

00:38:20Of course.

00:38:20We can romance.

00:38:22Why not size?

00:38:23Really said,

00:38:24if we make a wig off,

00:38:25and we feel John Cena.

00:38:28Only so,

00:38:30I want to go to Hollywood.

00:38:32I want to work with rock.

00:38:33I want to work with Vin Diesel.

00:38:34I want to work with diesel.

00:38:36When will I run with diesel?

00:38:40Laj Mata, you are forgetting.

00:38:42What?

00:38:42I exactly know that Priyanka Ji likes my types.

00:38:47Oh!

00:38:48How?

00:38:49No, look, you have a good taste.

00:38:51Cancha China from Agnipat.

00:38:55The rock, they watch.

00:38:57If you look from the ground,

00:38:59I see from above,

00:39:00I feel like rock.

00:39:02I feel like it.

00:39:02Priyanka Ji, this rock is above.

00:39:05It's a whole chalk.

00:39:09You know, the bus was standing in the street.

00:39:11The traffic was on there.

00:39:13Why?

00:39:13No, there was no signal in her room.

00:39:18People put in the room in the room.

00:39:22You can remove the room in the room.

00:39:24You can remove the room in the room.

00:39:29Oh, God!

00:39:30You take me to Hollywood.

00:39:31Take me.

00:39:32Okay.

00:39:32What do you want to do there?

00:39:34I can do a lot of things.

00:39:35I'll show you a live King Kong.

00:39:37Yes, please.

00:39:38Ready?

00:39:39Ready.

00:39:40Ready.

00:39:43Okay.

00:39:54Like this,

00:39:57oh,

00:40:01whoopee?

00:40:03Oh

00:40:05Priyanka ji

00:40:07Wow

00:40:08I feel like I'm going to Hollywood in the background

00:40:09Before I leave it on the Zoom

00:40:11Go

00:40:15Oh

00:40:16Go

00:40:17Go

00:40:18Go

00:40:19Go

00:40:25I forgot how many people are in the show

00:40:29Priyanka

00:40:30Our Indian audience, after coming to social media, has become so good that I will give you a like proof.

00:40:36Now, there are some photographs.

00:40:37Let's see if you have a great comment.

00:40:48Lawji, the first photo of Priyanka is in Orlando, Florida.

00:40:52The theme here is subtle.

00:40:57Priyanka, this is real, Anaconda?

00:40:58Yes.

00:40:59Snake's name is Boa Constrictor.

00:41:01Okay.

00:41:02This is constricted.

00:41:03One constricted.

00:41:03It's a joke.

00:41:04It's a joke.

00:41:05It's a joke.

00:41:06It's a joke.

00:41:09Show your comments.

00:41:12Wow, Priyanka, Cobra.

00:41:16Cobra.

00:41:17And see.

00:41:18Look at this photo, I remember my sister's memory.

00:41:21She was like this.

00:41:26And see.

00:41:28Nick's thought,

00:41:28Nick was so distraught.

00:41:36I was never near me.

00:41:37I was so near me.

00:41:38And also, I have to take my photos at least a bit.

00:41:40That's just a joke.

00:41:53And see.

00:41:54Look, Priyanka is in New York.

00:41:55Oh, look back, how many Priyanka are in the mirror?

00:41:58I took a selfie in the bathroom. What did people comment on that?

00:42:01Oh, people are commenting somewhere.

00:42:04Look, what a class Priyanka is.

00:42:07The bathroom is also wearing a tie.

00:42:12Really nice.

00:42:13Look, my name is Ravi Chopra and my mother's name is Priyanka Chopra.

00:42:19Yesterday, my parents' teacher meeting is here.

00:42:21My mother is here.

00:42:22If you can come to the meeting, it will be my best.

00:42:27Someone commented and replied back to her.

00:42:30Tell me, tell me, is this you are asking or is this your father's asking?

00:42:37And see.

00:42:38Oh, what a beautiful picture.

00:42:41Oh, Karwa Chaut.

00:42:42And yes, I am filming.

00:42:43A true Hindustani who promotes the customs and traditions of India.

00:42:47This is true.

00:42:48True.

00:42:48Well, I know that you are.

00:42:49Yes sir.

00:42:51Look at the comments.

00:42:52A big comment.

00:42:53You are the flesh of Nick's neck.

00:42:54You must have to eat this samosa, and you are the ones who are eating this samosa.

00:42:59And see.

00:43:00Why?

00:43:00Hey, let me see.

00:43:00A big comment.

00:43:11A big comment, man.

00:43:18Miss World at this arena 24 years ago.

00:43:20Very long, let me tell you about it.

00:43:22Yes, so what was that?

00:43:26He was performing in the O2 arena,

00:43:28and I didn't remember,

00:43:31but someone remembered that

00:43:32I was born in that arena,

00:43:35I became Miss World.

00:43:36Wow.

00:43:39Let's look at the comments.

00:43:40Let's look at the comments.

00:43:59And see.

00:44:07That's a good one.

00:44:08Let's see.

00:44:09Who are you doing?

00:44:11My wife is so close to her,

00:44:14that she doesn't drink.

00:44:17Malty is so cute.

00:44:19She's hiding her face.

00:44:20Yes, she's like, no.

00:44:23Priyanka, you've enjoyed growing up in India.

00:44:27Malty is growing up there.

00:44:29Is there anything in India,

00:44:31Malty will miss Malty?

00:44:32Because she's not growing up here.

00:44:33She comes here.

00:44:35I've come to Hyderabad, Mumbai,

00:44:36Delhi,

00:44:37Delhi.

00:44:38India has been traveling a lot.

00:44:40Yodhya has been with me.

00:44:41So,

00:44:42I've tried to find that

00:44:43our Sanskrit,

00:44:44it will stay around it.

00:44:45Whatever I can do.

00:44:47So beautiful.

00:44:50When she's wearing her

00:44:51ghagra choli,

00:44:52she's talking to her Indian princess,

00:44:53she's talking to her.

00:44:54she's very interested in her.

00:44:55her ghagra.

00:44:56And bindi,

00:44:57churiyam,

00:44:58bangles,

00:44:58I always take her.

00:44:59Now,

00:44:59Queen's daughter,

00:45:00will you say what she's talking about?

00:45:32Let's play Haj Mola.

00:45:34You have to play Haj Mola?

00:45:43Seriously?

00:45:47Let me tell you.

00:45:49I have a drawer in which there are...

00:45:55...aam paapar, Haj Mola,

00:45:56...chatter-patter things in my house.

00:45:58So Nick asks, what is this drawer?

00:46:02Why don't you stay away?

00:46:03This is your understanding.

00:46:06I have to know all of them.

00:46:08Then I opened my eyes.

00:46:12Everything opened.

00:46:14He said, why does this smell like farts?

00:46:19What?

00:46:25If you have to give a Punjabi nickname for Nick...

00:46:30...if you have to give a

00:46:31...aunty, aunty, aunty, aunty, aunty, aunty...

00:46:34...aunty, aunty, aunty, aunty, aunty, aunty.

00:46:35So what would you like to give a Punjabi name?

00:46:37What would you like to give a Punjabi name?

00:46:37My parents, chacha, all of them.

00:46:39Nikwa, Nikki, Nikku.

00:46:41...aunty...

00:46:43...aunty...

00:47:09...aunty...

00:47:11For example, if you drink a lot of water, you don't have to be bloating.

00:47:16Have you tried that?

00:47:18No, that's not. But when there is a lot of food,

00:47:21there is a lot of food in our house.

00:47:23Where there is a lot of water, there is a lot of water.

00:47:27That's enough.

00:47:28What is that?

00:47:29You're not only teaching your children,

00:47:31but you've also made half an Indian.

00:47:33Yes, my mother-in-law always sends me a lot of food.

00:47:38Yes.

00:47:39But when you told Nick about the story behind Karwa Chowdhury,

00:47:43why do you keep it?

00:47:43You'll be very happy, right?

00:47:45Very happy.

00:47:46His favorite is that,

00:47:47wow, you don't have to eat food for my well-being.

00:47:51His favorite holiday.

00:47:56We've tried to look at the moon in such a strange place.

00:48:00One time he was in a stadium,

00:48:02and there was a show in the stadium.

00:48:04There were clouds, there were clouds,

00:48:06there were about 60-70,000 people,

00:48:09and they were showing up.

00:48:10Now it's 10 o'clock,

00:48:11it's 11 o'clock.

00:48:12I didn't see it.

00:48:13Oh.

00:48:14So this is a very romantic thing,

00:48:15I'll tell you.

00:48:16He took me on the plane,

00:48:17he took me on the clouds,

00:48:20and there...

00:48:20Oh!

00:48:21Oh!

00:48:26I don't see anybody's ever done this.

00:48:29In the clouds,

00:48:29only in the clouds?

00:48:31Oh!

00:48:35Oh!

00:48:40Oh!

00:48:45Oh!

00:48:49Oh!

00:48:51Oh!

00:48:53Oh!

00:48:56Oh!

00:48:57Oh!

00:48:58Oh!

00:49:00Oh!

00:49:03Oh,

00:49:04Oh!

00:49:04I'm an actor, so do you want to do action or romance?

00:49:10I'll do the first romance, then action.

00:49:12Because if I've done the first action, then I'll get tired.

00:49:19Do you want to say something like that when the cameras are off,

00:49:24that you can't say anything in the show?

00:49:28Ooh. All right.

00:49:30Ooh.

00:49:33There's a thing, but I can't say it in front of the camera.

00:49:37Yes.

00:49:39And not the camera.

00:49:43Okay, okay. You just need to zoom in on the face of the couple.

00:49:46Slow zoom.

00:49:47Tell me. What's going on now?

00:49:49Don't tell me.

00:49:51No.

00:49:53I'll tell you later on the show.

00:49:54I won't tell you.

00:49:56Okay, let's go.

00:49:57Tell you what you can say in the show.

00:49:58You can't say it in the show, but you can't say it in the show.

00:50:04It's so much time, so if you have a guess,

00:50:06if you have a question, then you'll have to stop the show.

00:50:09No, I mean...

00:50:10It's just a mess.

00:50:10I mean...

00:50:11It's just a mess with you.

00:50:13It's just a mess without the camera.

00:50:14Tell me if you're in the camera.

00:50:16It's just a mess without the camera.

00:50:17It's just a mess with a man in the questions of Priyanka.

00:50:19Let's go, one more question.

00:50:21I'm sorry.

00:50:22If you're in the morning,

00:50:23take a look at the morning...

00:50:24Yes.

00:50:25...and you take a look at Priyanka Chopra.

00:50:27Keep your mind in the right place.

00:50:31Give the answer to the question.

00:50:32I'll take up and I'll take Priyanka Chopra.

00:50:34Yes, Priyanka Chopra.

00:50:35What will you do?

00:50:36I'll take the first phone to Shrima.

00:50:38Yes.

00:50:38And say that whatever happened,

00:50:40my true love is you.

00:50:41Hi, hi!

00:50:45This is the only thing I was saying.

00:50:48Now you've made Priyanka Chopra,

00:50:49so I'm going to believe.

00:50:50The whole army is broken.

00:50:52If not, he took it like this.

00:50:54I'm afraid.

00:50:55I don't know what you're asking.

00:50:55The whole army is broken.

00:50:57Priyanka, your fans...

00:50:59...do you want to talk to your questions?

00:51:01Whatever you have in mind is,

00:51:02you can do anything.

00:51:04Yes, sir.

00:51:05What a match.

00:51:06What a matter.

00:51:07Wow.

00:51:09Yes, sir.

00:51:10Hello, Kapil, sir.

00:51:11Hello, sir.

00:51:11Hello, Priyanka, ma'am.

00:51:12Namaskar.

00:51:13Hello, everyone.

00:51:14Hello.

00:51:15Kapil, sir.

00:51:15My name is Ravi Chotwani.

00:51:17I've come from Ulaas Nagar.

00:51:18Yes, very much.

00:51:19In your show,

00:51:20we always have a beautiful heroine.

00:51:26Yes, sir.

00:51:27So, our Siddhu Paji

00:51:28is a song for them.

00:51:30Yes.

00:51:31So, today, my heart and heart

00:51:33is my joy

00:51:34that Siddhu Paji and Priyanka, ma'am,

00:51:37both dance together.

00:51:39Yes, sir.

00:51:40We also have to see this.

00:51:43This is the best.

00:51:46Oh, we also have to see this.

00:51:48The faces are googling.

00:51:50Siddhu Paji, stand up.

00:51:53Priyanka,

00:51:55Siddhu Paji feels very shy to dance today.

00:51:58The world's best dancer

00:52:01and the world's best dancer.

00:52:03Siddhu Paji is not the same.

00:52:05I mean, this is not the same.

00:52:06It's not the same.

00:52:14Siddhu Paji is not the same.

00:52:16That's it.

00:52:18oh

00:52:35oh

00:52:37Don't go! Don't go!

00:52:40Don't go! Don't go!

00:52:41Don't go! Don't go, Paji!

00:52:43This is possible because of Priyanka,

00:52:45but Paji is still coming,

00:52:47so I didn't see it.

00:52:47Look down!

00:52:51But, sir, we always say something.

00:52:52We always do dance.

00:52:55The hero came from inside.

00:52:57I've also seen it.

00:53:20He's also! One two, one two!

00:53:23Archana ji, Sidhis sahab ke mapil me,

00:53:25I am Diamond Raja,

00:53:27ChakChak Dum, orchestra ka prop writer Jamna Parse,

00:53:30Jamna Par ka number eight orchestra, dosto!

00:53:32Oh!

00:53:34I'll give you a shout out.

00:53:37Not from Hollywood, not from Hollywood.

00:53:40Wow.

00:53:41Not from Hollywood, not from Hollywood.

00:53:43Not from Hollywood, not from Hollywood.

00:53:44Yeah.

00:53:45Your love, your love, your love,

00:53:46from Jaminapar.

00:53:47Yeah, friends.

00:53:51Some people think this is inspired from Hollywood.

00:53:55No.

00:53:56No, no, no.

00:53:57This is a direct copy, friends.

00:53:59And this is from 52 kg.

00:54:01Why are you getting pregnant?

00:54:03Can I get pregnant?

00:54:05You're getting pregnant?

00:54:05Oh, a prank.

00:54:06Oh, my God.

00:54:15Hello.

00:54:16How are you?

00:54:21How much fun you are.

00:54:23The holistic thing you are looking for.

00:54:26Yes.

00:54:26How much fun you are looking for nail polish.

00:54:29Yes.

00:54:30Look how much fun you have that piece of letters.

00:54:35Oh, my God.

00:54:37How are you sowing them?

00:54:39How much love you?

00:54:40How much love you?

00:54:40I don't know.

00:54:42What?

00:54:42But the person you love is not your face.

00:54:44You can see them.

00:54:46I'm not.

00:54:47I couldn't see them,

00:54:48then I won't be able to get some more.

00:54:49Yeah.

00:54:51That's not anything?

00:54:52192 countries are watching, you can't see anything.

00:54:55I don't know what to do, but don't force me.

00:54:57I'm saying, let's see one more.

00:55:00I'm saying, let's see.

00:55:01Let's see.

00:55:09What happened to you?

00:55:11Guys, what happened to you?

00:55:13First, I'll ask them.

00:55:14They'll ask them.

00:55:20They'll ask them.

00:55:23What happened to you?

00:55:27You'll die now.

00:55:29You don't get up.

00:55:31Something happened to you.

00:55:33What happened to you?

00:55:40Guys.

00:55:42You're not alive.

00:55:44I mean, did you not have anything?

00:55:47What do we need?

00:55:55Is there a button or does it play?

00:55:57What happened to you?

00:56:00How did you feel?

00:56:02How did you feel?

00:56:03It's a good feeling.

00:56:05I cannot be looking into your eyes.

00:56:10Your eyes are very nervous.

00:56:14You've heard me before.

00:56:16But I want to say one thing.

00:56:21Priyanka Ji,

00:56:22Yes.

00:56:23You're so afraid for a laptop.

00:56:25A laptop.

00:56:26But

00:56:29What's the thing on the PC?

00:56:30Nobody knows.

00:56:37Diamond Raja,

00:56:38Do you know,

00:56:41what you said in two dialects.

00:56:44Do you know their birthday?

00:56:46Do you know their birthday?

00:56:50No.

00:56:51Oh, so this is Diamond Raja, Proprietor Chak-Jak-Dum Orchestra.

00:56:56Please tell us a program.

00:56:57Thank you so much.

00:56:58Please, please, have a six.

00:57:02We understand our show.

00:57:03Yes, yes.

00:57:04Have you married?

00:57:06Yes, I have married for seven years.

00:57:08What's your husband's name?

00:57:10Nick Jonas.

00:57:11What's your name? This is Nick's name, right?

00:57:13Nick?

00:57:18Well, the right question is, the actual name is Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

00:57:24Which one?

00:57:27Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

00:57:29He's from Hollywood, from America.

00:57:31Okay, he's from U.S.

00:57:32U.S.

00:57:36U.S.

00:57:36In America, you've got many Hollywood offers.

00:57:38Huh?

00:57:39Not your type.

00:57:40Hmm.

00:57:42You don't want to see anything wrong with this.

00:57:44Why?

00:57:48Why?

00:57:48What did they do?

00:57:51I didn't realize.

00:57:52I didn't realize it.

00:57:53I didn't realize that.

00:57:54You are the who you're doing.

00:57:57Just show you the work of.

00:57:59Tell yourself yourself.

00:58:00You're not serious about your work.

00:58:01I've seen your acting.

00:58:03I'm saying real.

00:58:06We should show you.

00:58:06I think it's real.

00:58:09If it's real, then it's acting.

00:58:11You called it for acting.

00:58:12I mean, it's a work.

00:58:15Now, look at Marilyn Brown-Doh.

00:58:18Marilyn Brown-Doh.

00:58:19Marilyn Brown-Doh.

00:58:21There's no idea.

00:58:22It's a joke, right?

00:58:23How did it happen?

00:58:24It's like,

00:58:26this is what happened.

00:58:29Whatever work you get,

00:58:32you can do it.

00:58:33You can do it with me.

00:58:35Sir, you can do it with me.

00:58:37I will do it with you.

00:58:38You say,

00:58:39Bheemachal is out!

00:58:41Bheemachal is out!

00:58:46I'm a very good student.

00:58:47Anything else?

00:58:48Like anyone else, it was fun in real.

00:58:51What is the problem?

00:58:53The problem is,

00:58:55in Hollywood,

00:58:59I got an email from Hollywood.

00:59:01I said,

00:59:02I got an email from the camera.

00:59:03I said,

00:59:04I won't do it with you.

00:59:09I won't do it with you.

00:59:11I won't do it with you.

00:59:12Your wife won't do it with you.

00:59:15The director,

00:59:16she shows the kissing scene,

00:59:18as if she shows the kambal.

00:59:30She says,

00:59:31she is in theальное direction.

00:59:36She's in there.

00:59:37You want much of oxygen to drugs?

00:59:39I asked this guy if she'd miss you.

00:59:43You're kissing.

00:59:44You can take care of her.

00:59:49She has two people.

00:59:50He's taking care of she'll get Dingen.

01:00:10What's the point?

01:00:18What's the point?

01:00:19Tic-tac.

01:00:21We have a program on 31st.

01:00:24Yes.

01:00:24So, I want.

01:00:26You want.

01:00:26If you don't have any hands like this,

01:00:30advance check.

01:00:3351.

01:00:3451.

01:00:35You're a top actor and a top payment.

01:00:38Today, nobody has any payment.

01:00:40Seriously.

01:00:41If you have the highest charge in Bollywood,

01:00:43we've also given you the highest.

01:00:45So, you're going to eat, drink and drink.

01:00:50We'll give you a window seat.

01:00:52I mean, in the first class?

01:00:54No.

01:00:54In Sumo.

01:00:57In Sumo.

01:00:58In Sumo, you have a window seat.

01:01:00Tata Sumo.

01:01:01Tata Sumo.

01:01:03Tata Sumo.

01:01:03What should I do?

01:01:05You have a song on New Year.

01:01:08You have a duet.

01:01:09Okay.

01:01:10If you're ready, then...

01:01:12My band, come here.

01:01:13Come here.

01:01:14Come here.

01:01:15Come here.

01:01:16Come here.

01:01:20I'll give you a starting kit.

01:01:22Yes.

01:01:22Popo, medium, silver, gold.

01:01:26Piece.

01:01:27One piece.

01:01:35Oh, my God.

01:01:38A, Apga.

01:01:41B, and C.

01:01:42It's a jacket.

01:01:43Oh, wow.

01:01:45This is for you.

01:01:45Custom.

01:01:46Wow.

01:01:47Wow.

01:01:50Oh.

01:01:54Yeah, Wastu.

01:01:56It will go.

01:01:57Yeah.

01:01:58Fissing.

01:01:59Fissing.

01:02:01Oh, you're looking really nice actually.

01:02:04Is it working?

01:02:04It's really nice.

01:02:05It's looking really nice.

01:02:05Like it.

01:02:06Maybe.

01:02:07Wastu.

01:02:10What's your English?

01:02:14So, how's your English?

01:02:15How is this?

01:02:16How is it?

01:02:18We also need it.

01:02:20What you need, how is it?

01:02:22What you need, how is it?

01:02:23Dear most of you,

01:02:25let's go with friends.

01:02:30One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

01:02:35That's one.

01:02:46Music, saari raat chalega.

01:02:51Music, saari raat chalega.

01:02:54Janno na jo holly holly.

01:02:57Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:02:59Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:06Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:09Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:14Music, saari raat chalega.

01:03:16Janno na jo holly holly.

01:03:19Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:22Baby, dance slowly, slowly.

01:03:24Music, saari raat chalega.

01:03:39Music, saari raat chalega.

01:03:43Baby, ride slowly, slowly

01:03:46Ride slowly, slowly

01:03:53Para, chak bajane ko honge

01:03:56Kinti, taro holly, holly

01:04:01Countdown, ride slowly, slowly

01:04:06Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:09Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:11Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:14Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:04:16Hey!

01:04:19Out!

01:04:26Yes!

01:04:27Countdown, the time again!

01:04:30Nine, eight, seven, six, five

01:04:34Four, but slowly, slowly

01:04:37But slowly, slowly

01:04:40Happy New Year!

01:04:49Here is the Bhega Chopra

01:04:53Very, very happy New Year

01:04:55Merry Christmas

01:04:56And season four

01:04:58Shuru ho chukai daaste

01:04:59Yay!

01:05:01Bhega Chopra ke saat

01:05:02Ye gana kaafi hate osakta

01:05:04Wyaise aapka baby

01:05:06But slowly, slowly

01:05:07Baby

01:05:08But slowly, slowly

01:05:10Baby

01:05:11But slowly, slowly

01:05:11Baby

01:05:11Move slowly, slowly

01:05:12Baby

01:05:13Ride slowly, slowly

01:05:15Happy New Year

01:05:17Happy New Year

01:05:18Aapke husband ka bhe band here na?

01:05:20Aapke husband ka bhe band here na?

01:05:21Aapke

01:05:21Choice to aapke waa hi rahi lahi ghe

01:05:26Jacket

01:05:27Please, this is yours

01:05:28All yours

01:05:28Thank you

01:05:30One, two, one, two

01:05:31Hey

01:05:32Yay anyone

01:05:45Aap!

01:05:46My pleasure

01:05:51Anu

01:05:52Tadmah

01:05:53inherap

01:05:54Please, this is your pleasure

01:05:54Aapke man

01:05:57It was so good, you've studied it and it was so good in rhythm.

01:06:02You are a magician. Thank you.

01:06:04Thank you so much for coming. You are a sweetheart.

01:06:08Thank you so much for coming.

01:06:10Before you go, you are going for your fans or anyone else.

01:06:14Because the new year is going to come.

01:06:16I will just say that, you know,

01:06:18there are very strange things in the world.

01:06:20People are very strange.

01:06:22People are very strange in social media.

01:06:24So choose kindness.

01:06:24Choose your people with your friends.

01:06:28Behave yourself.

01:06:29Don't laugh.

01:06:30It's the most important thing.

01:06:32And, friends, today's episode of this season 4.

01:06:36In the next episode, we will be here.

01:06:38With your other stars,

01:06:40watch the Great Indian Couple Show.

01:06:43Good night.

01:06:44Good night.

01:06:45Thank you so much.

01:06:56You're right.

01:06:57I am smiling.

01:06:58Why are you doing this?

01:07:04Do you know that?

01:07:07I am smiling.

01:07:09I am smiling.

01:07:10You are smiling.

01:07:12I am smiling.

01:07:14I am smiling.

01:07:17He got to meet the Prime Minister and he says,

01:07:19Prime Minister, which cream you put on your face?

01:07:26I know, a match of cricket team can be in your name.

01:07:31His attention is going to basketball.

01:07:35How many girls are cheerleaders in the match?

01:07:37That's why I want girls to dance in the match.

01:07:40But enjoy, the audience doesn't want to do it.

01:07:42No, those who are watching at home.

01:07:43They are watching at home.

01:07:43For them, girls are more sitting.

01:07:48Pramodhar Bhiktu, Zildabad.

01:07:50Do you know that Chakdeh is talking about Shahrukh Khan?

01:07:52No, Chakdeh.

01:07:53Sir, they are saying,

01:07:53they changed their name.

01:07:55Amol Muzumdar, Kabir Muzumdar.

01:08:01It's going here.

01:08:42I'm going in the Vitamina video this morning.

01:08:42they are here.

01:08:42And I'm going in the airport to be able to go and keep out loud,

The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 01: Desi Girl, Global Swag - Priyanka Chopra

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