00:02My name is David Attenborough, I'm in my bedsit in Stratford, I'm playing my Xbox One, and I'm playing Assassin's
00:11Creed Unity, one of the greatest games ever made.
00:16So join me as I play with some of my dearest friends.
00:21Alan?
00:22Yeah?
00:22Alan?
00:23Yeah?
00:24I'm calling Alan.
00:25Morgan, you there?
00:27Yeah, I'm here. You hear me, Mother?
00:28Can you hear me?
00:29Oh, can anybody hear me?
00:31Yeah, oh, that's good, man.
00:32Oh, I think it's Creed.
00:33I want to play as Green.
00:35Just gonna.
00:36Okay.
00:37I'm sure the controller's got...
00:38Right, oh, we're off.
00:39I'm out of here.
00:39Now, do we have a plan?
00:41No.
00:41Is there a plan?
00:42No.
00:43What the hell?
00:43We're just gonna...
00:44We're gonna use the rooftops.
00:45It's gonna kill.
00:46We're gonna go all over, and we're gonna kill everybody.
00:49You say that, and then we have to start the level again, because you screw it up.
00:54You're a screw-up.
00:55You screw it up.
00:56It's a good comeback.
00:57Oh, look at your curtains.
00:59I saw that.
01:00They're nice curtains.
01:01Yeah.
01:01I like that.
01:02That's good.
01:03I'm gonna go in.
01:04It's going through the window.
01:05As you see here, going into the building.
01:07You're too slow, David.
01:08Your butt's slow, David.
01:09No.
01:09You're slow like a monkey.
01:11With no legs.
01:12I'm gonna be the last man to go...
01:14...to go...
01:14Well, I'm just gonna be the last man to go in.
01:16Watch our back.
01:18There we go.
01:18Up and over.
01:19As you see, green...
01:20Yellow, yet again, doing its own thing.
01:23Waits for no man.
01:24No man, David.
01:25Go straight in.
01:26Do your own thing.
01:27Idiot.
01:28He's an idiot.
01:28I'm an idiot.
01:29You're an idiot.
01:30Who's an idiot?
01:31I'm not an idiot.
01:32Oh, smoke bombs away.
01:34I like to throw smoke bombs away.
01:35They don't see this coming.
01:36Look at that.
01:37Death.
01:37Death is all around us.
01:39I saw it with my eyes.
01:40And I saw it as well.
01:41Here we are.
01:42Silence is the key.
01:43Stealth is the key.
01:44Remember, in and out.
01:45David, wait for us.
01:47Yeah, you gotta wait for us, David.
01:49Honestly, moan about her.
01:50David does his own thing, and then he gets all bitchy about it.
01:54But, you know, you gotta wait for us.
01:56David.
01:57Oh!
01:58Yeah.
01:59Oh, yeah.
02:00Tonight, something's not right.
02:01Not right, David.
02:02And again, and again, while the other one just walks around.
02:06What an idiot.
02:06Oh, you are a beef.
02:07Yes.
02:09Oh!
02:09You are dishing it out.
02:10Nothing will quell your thirst for death.
02:13Nothing.
02:13Not even a really big drink.
02:15We're doing walking backwards, will you spare?
02:17I'm having that for my collection.
02:18Thank you, David.
02:19Everybody, you got the last three bits of art.
02:21We gotta share.
02:22Touching him up, are you, David?
02:23I'm not touching him up, Alan.
02:24You are?
02:25Looting.
02:27Pervert.
02:28It's kicking off in the next room, guys.
02:29Seriously.
02:30You got to get here.
02:32I got him.
02:33Oh.
02:33Get to the 18th century chopper.
02:36Oh, if one won't die.
02:37Oh.
02:38What's he dying?
02:39Yes, you do.
02:39I'm gonna throw a stun grenade.
02:40No, no.
02:41I'm gonna throw this stun grenade.
02:43Morgan.
02:44I'm gonna throw this stun grenade.
02:47I'm gonna throw it now.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Who threw that?
02:50That's you.
02:50Not me.
02:51No, I threw it.
02:52Fatshover.
02:53Why would you throw that there?
02:54Because it is time for the stun grenade, David.
02:56Yeah, I have to throw it.
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59Everything.
03:00Ooh.
03:01Boom.
03:02Shakalak.
03:03You can't營 onions.
03:04No, no.
03:08There's a bake Please.
03:13You can still convince I'll take it.
03:15Oh, my God.
03:16Let's igenis.
03:16Don't conoc.
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