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00:17Oh, fuck, Jimmy.
00:20Hey, Dad.
00:21Hey.
00:22Have you ever had a night like, it was amazing,
00:25uh, and you'd definitely do it again,
00:28but you, like, totally regret it?
00:30No, no, I haven't.
00:32But that sounds crazy.
00:34Let me just take a shower.
00:35You smell like tequila.
00:37I didn't drink any.
00:38I just rolled around in it.
00:40I'm not sure that that's better.
00:43I don't know why.
00:44I was so afraid of Snuffleupagus as a kid.
00:47Oh, no, it makes sense.
00:48He's got that long trunk and all that negative energy.
00:51You know adults couldn't see him until 1985?
00:53Sesame Street AMA.
00:55I hope that's a theme at the next Bar Trivia.
00:57We're not going to keep winning with just the two of us.
00:59How's it going meeting people out in the wild?
01:01I mean, it's just so hard to make friends as an adult.
01:05Like, what am I going to do, join an improv group?
01:07Ew.
01:08I get it, though.
01:09I mean, my inner circle consists of
01:11my dead best friend's neighbor,
01:13my ex-husband's ex-girlfriend, and my mom.
01:15But you've got to keep putting yourself out there.
01:18Maybe I just have to accept it's my fate to be alone.
01:22Come on, Maya.
01:23That's not constructive.
01:24You're going to find your people.
01:26And remember, you're already not alone.
01:28You have your trivia partner, me.
01:31Do we know what the topic is next week yet?
01:33National parks.
01:35Oh, hell no.
01:36That team of crunchy man buns is going to whoop our asses.
01:40We're going to have to recruit Smokey the Bear to win.
01:43Good morning.
01:44I come bearing beautiful homemade muffins.
01:49Okay.
01:49Mm-hmm.
01:50Ooh.
01:51No, not for you.
01:53You have an EKG today.
01:54This is a straight-up bribe.
01:56We need help with Matthew.
01:57What's up?
01:57He's been lost for so long.
02:00I tell him, look, we're surrounded by therapists.
02:02Talk to one.
02:03He agreed.
02:05He picked you because he thinks you're very smart and kind and dope.
02:10Matthew said that?
02:11He did not.
02:11But damn it, babe.
02:13I had him.
02:14Listen, we don't have to convince him.
02:16He owes us.
02:18We raised your daughter for a year.
02:20Liz, is your plan just to keep saying this forever or only when you need something?
02:24Undecided.
02:25Alice, I need help guilting him.
02:28Don't.
02:29Liz didn't just feed me.
02:31She drove me to school.
02:32She helped me with my SATs.
02:35Liz took her to the orthodontist.
02:37I took her to the gyno.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:40For that visit, you did not have to come into the waiting room.
02:42You could have just stayed in the parking lot.
02:43Okay.
02:43I have three sons.
02:45I had questions.
02:46Leaving.
02:47Jimmy.
02:47Yes.
02:48We need help.
02:49He won't talk to me.
02:51And I was just hoping that he would talk to you.
02:54I miss my kid.
02:57Of course.
02:58Yeah.
02:58Let me, um, let me see what I can do.
03:02Oh, um, cool thing I learned.
03:05The vagina cleans itself.
03:08It's like a Roomba.
03:09I don't think that's true.
03:10No, it's true.
03:12Hey, Paul, I was wondering if we could...
03:14Oh, there's Meg.
03:15There's Jimmy.
03:16There's Paul.
03:17What are you doing?
03:18I never really know.
03:19She dropped me off.
03:20She needed some coffee.
03:21She was out jogging last night.
03:23It didn't get in until 4 a.m.
03:26What?
03:27Oh, I just would never go running that late.
03:31I'm afraid of being attacked.
03:33Sexually.
03:34I wouldn't worry about that, kid.
03:37Bye, hon.
03:38Bye.
03:43Come on.
03:45Act like you've had sex with the boss's daughter before.
03:48You are married.
03:50Your dad is my friend.
03:51Jimmy.
03:51I'm a bad friend.
03:52You might be, but not for this, okay?
03:55Dave and I, we've been separated for a few months.
03:57We're dating other people.
03:58Wait, he is dating.
03:59Whatever.
04:00Look, I'm also...
04:01I'm a grown-up.
04:02I'm not sweating what my dad thinks.
04:04Yeah, you are.
04:05I am a little bit, but it's not your fault.
04:07You did nothing wrong.
04:09Maybe we could just, like, pretend that I knew all this last night before we...
04:16And also that it took a little bit of convincing to get me to...
04:20I had to beg.
04:22It's not believable, is it?
04:23How you doing with the Dave stuff?
04:25I know that that can be hard.
04:27I went from knowing exactly what I would be doing for the rest of my life to complete uncertainty.
04:34It's, um...
04:36Yeah, it's a real head trip.
04:38Yeah, I get that.
04:39Can you not mention the separation to my dad?
04:41I haven't told him yet.
04:43I'm afraid he might hurt himself jumping up and down for joy.
04:46Yeah, absolutely.
04:48And maybe you could not mention that I slept with this baby girl.
04:51That's gonna be tough.
04:53I tell my dad about every guy that I sleep with.
04:55Oh.
04:57This feels like it could be something real, doesn't it?
05:03I'm fucking with you.
05:04Jesus Christ.
05:07You're meaner than your dad.
05:09Sorry.
05:10Hey.
05:12I know it wasn't an uncomplicated kiss, but, uh...
05:17It did make me feel hopeful, so...
05:20Me too, actually.
05:22You know, I didn't realize how freeing it would be to have sex with someone who hasn't seen a person
05:26come out of you.
05:27What?
05:29Oh, a baby!
05:31Yeah.
05:32Got it.
05:34That's so much better than what I was picturing.
05:36Help me carry this weight
05:39That's dragging me down
05:41Pull me out of a drink
05:43Before I start to drown
05:46Let the wreckage all sink
05:48To where the fishes are frightening
05:51I wanna hear myself think again
06:07Come on, sweetie, give us a smile, just like you did this morning!
06:10Do, da, da, da, da, da!
06:11That wasn't a smile, that was gas
06:13Ooh!
06:13Okay! Well, how do we give her gas?
06:14Is she too young to eat cabbage?
06:16Come on, you gotta go, let's go lets go!
06:18Um...
06:18I'm gonna get a great shot.
06:19Why are you freaking out over this birth announcement?
06:22Yeah, calm down.
06:24It's more than just a birth announcement, Liz.
06:26This is a really important milestone.
06:29Plus, this is how I'm gonna tell my dad
06:30that Charlie and I have a baby.
06:32You haven't told him?
06:33Was I not clear or is she a little slow?
06:35What the fuck is wrong with you?
06:37That's insane.
06:39Something came so early
06:40and then everything just like snowballed on me.
06:44My dad barely wrapped his head around me having a husband,
06:46two daddies raising a baby might make him
06:49hang himself with his bolo tie, if that's even possible.
06:52Every time I told my dad something big about my life,
06:55you know, coming out, getting married,
06:57that time in high school when I beat Andrew Kushner
06:59for Seymour and Little Shop, which was huge,
07:02my dad always blew it.
07:03He'd say, okay,
07:06in this like completely disapproving way,
07:09if he said anything not supportive about our beautiful baby,
07:14it'd wreck me.
07:15Brian, my parents sleep under a painting of Jesus
07:19and I still told them I got preggers
07:21and gave it to a gay couple.
07:23Wow.
07:23You see, Ava's brave enough to tell the religious freaks
07:26who raised her.
07:27Sorry, gals.
07:28I'm fine with Sutton meeting her grandfather
07:30when she turns 18, if he's still alive.
07:33Brian, you know the Derek special
07:35that makes you feel so good?
07:37Yeah, I love that.
07:39Yeah, he's got a reverse special.
07:41It makes you feel the opposite.
07:43Babe?
07:43Yeah.
07:45Brian didn't tell his dad he had a baby yet.
07:48Oh, Brian.
07:52So disappointing.
07:57I'm sorry, Dad.
07:59What?
07:59Derek.
08:00I'm sorry, Derek.
08:04I kind of got into watching MMA a few years ago with my friend Tia.
08:07We actually used to crack up at the names of all the moves.
08:10There's the Superman punch, the spinning back fist, the rear naked choke.
08:13Oh, which actually, I did two of those with my boyfriend last night.
08:17Jorge, you're looking good.
08:19Yeah, we're almost even now.
08:20Oh.
08:21No!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:24What was that?
08:25Nothing.
08:26Hey, guys.
08:27This is Maya.
08:28Maya, I want you to meet some of the freaks in my life.
08:31Hi.
08:32Hi.
08:32Alice.
08:33Freak.
08:34You fight these guys?
08:35Uh, yeah.
08:36Sean's not allowed to hit back, but I'd beat the crap out of Jorge a couple of times.
08:40Uncool.
08:41Been doing this for a while now, and it's helped me deal with some pretty dark stuff.
08:45The three of us meet here twice a week, and Gabby thought you might want to join.
08:48Great.
08:49You told them about me.
08:50Please, I would never.
08:51Plus, these guys are way more fucked up than you.
08:54Came out of the army with some pretty tasty PTSD.
08:56Mom died.
08:57I have no life other than working in the food truck.
09:00I feel that, except the food truck part.
09:02Hey, I have an extra set of gloves if you want to spar with Jorge a little.
09:05Yeah?
09:06Why not?
09:07You know, I took six years of jujitsu as a kid.
09:09Aw, man.
09:13I don't know.
09:14Sometimes I feel like there's this outside force that's working against me.
09:20So, Dan, this is a form of magical thinking.
09:23So, what I want you to do is close your eyes.
09:27Good.
09:28Now, see if you can describe what this outside force looks like.
09:31Hey, Jimmy, drop everything.
09:33I need you.
09:34Oh.
09:35Kind of like that, actually, but less theatrical.
09:39Homophobe.
09:39That's fair.
09:40You can't keep doing this, Brian.
09:42Okay.
09:42I'm sorry for interrupting.
09:43I'm Brian.
09:44Hey.
09:44I'm Dan.
09:45We've met already.
09:46In the ocean.
09:47Don't be offended, Dan.
09:48He's a narcissist.
09:49What?
09:50I only saw his head.
09:51Hey, guess what, Dan?
09:51We ended up getting the baby.
09:53She's really cute.
09:53You want to see a pic?
09:54I'm good.
09:55Hey, we've been going over social niceties.
09:57Someone offers to show you a baby.
09:58It sucks, but you have to look.
10:00Okay, just...
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04She's really cute.
10:05Yeah.
10:06How is that?
10:07Very believable.
10:08God damn it, Brian.
10:12That bloody lip is badass.
10:15I had to let Jorge hit me at least once,
10:17or else his spirit would have been broken.
10:22Sorry about your mom.
10:24What happened?
10:26Car accident.
10:27Wow.
10:28Like, I went to jail for it.
10:30Fuck that guy.
10:31We're actually friends now?
10:33You guys are freaks.
10:37Hey, young brother.
10:38I got to say, wow.
10:40This is the best sandwich I've ever had.
10:42Thank you, man.
10:44You got a minute?
10:45Yeah, sure.
10:46It was Dre Thibodeau.
10:48The Dre Thibodeau?
10:49Do you know who that is?
10:51Not a fucking clue.
10:52Well, he owns a bunch of great restaurants,
10:54and he said I could interview to be a sous chef.
10:58Could be my chance to learn some legit techniques.
11:01Maybe even open up my own place someday.
11:03You should.
11:04Don't come to me for an investment.
11:06Restaurants are for suckers.
11:08Understood.
11:10I never even went to culinary school,
11:12so I'm kind of freaking out about this interview.
11:15You got a tool for that?
11:16Yeah, it's called grow up here.
11:20The balls.
11:21Yeah, I got it.
11:23You know what's messed up?
11:27I am so happy right now.
11:29I got a great girl killing it with the truck,
11:32but the second something about the future pops up,
11:35I start spinning.
11:38What's going to happen to Jorge if I take this job?
11:40Will I have enough time for Marisol?
11:42You get me?
11:43I do.
11:44You know, normally I wake up my whole body hurts.
11:48Fuck Parkinson's.
11:48Fuck Parkinson's.
11:50But today I woke up with hardly any pain at all.
11:54You know what it is?
11:56If it was sex with Julie, you don't have to tell me about it.
11:59We did it in the shower.
12:01My dog.
12:03And then afterwards I put on some music and we danced in the bathroom.
12:09The point is, you're doing great.
12:12You live in that moment.
12:15Use our tools to shut your brain down.
12:20Drink that shit in.
12:23I can do that?
12:24Do that.
12:27So you're going to close with one of your move forward speeches about this interview?
12:32No.
12:34I don't think I need to do that anymore.
12:38Not with you.
12:40I'm not worried about you getting in your own way.
12:46You've done amazing work.
12:48I mean it.
12:51Wow.
12:53Go on.
12:54Get out of here.
13:03If I do decide to open up my own place, you're investing a lot.
13:07I know.
13:08Damn it.
13:11Is it really that bad that I haven't told him?
13:12This will go quicker if you just tell me what you want me to say.
13:15Okay.
13:20Hello.
13:21Do you?
13:22Brian.
13:25It's really hard.
13:28Makes sense that you waited.
13:31I'm surprised more people don't wait to tell their parents about their babies.
13:33Maybe you and I could work together to make it more of a cultural norm.
13:43Also, by the way, my wife died.
13:46Love it.
13:46Really?
13:47No.
13:47I'm calling your dad.
13:48Wait.
13:49What?
13:49When?
13:50Right now.
13:50It's already happening.
13:52Hang up.
13:52No.
13:53No, no, no, no, no.
13:53No, you have to hang up.
13:54Oh, how am I supposed to tell them that we've had the baby for months?
13:57You don't.
13:58You lie.
14:01Oh, okay.
14:02Yeah.
14:02All right.
14:03Back in the game.
14:03Let's do it.
14:05Here we go.
14:07How you doing, Jimmy?
14:08Oh, here.
14:09Hey, Kip.
14:10Brian has something to tell you.
14:12Hi, Dad.
14:14Happy Wednesday.
14:15All right.
14:16What's going on?
14:17Everyone okay?
14:18Um.
14:22Charlie and I decided to adopt a baby and we met a really nice pregnant lady and we signed
14:26all the paperwork to make it official.
14:28Whoa.
14:29When is this baby due?
14:31Oh, you know, they can never guess how many trimesters there'll be, so...
14:35She's already here.
14:35Her name is Sutton and she's beautiful.
14:37Brian was just scared to tell you.
14:40Betrayal.
14:44Are you there, Dad?
14:47So, I'm a grandpa?
14:49Yeah, I mean, that's what happens when your kid has a kid.
14:52Well, that is amazing.
14:57Honey, Brian had a baby.
14:59Okay.
15:01I'll text you both a pic.
15:02Great.
15:03Love it.
15:03Can't wait.
15:05Can you believe it?
15:06Who'd you name her after?
15:07We named her after our favorite Broadway star.
15:09Sutton Foster.
15:10Sutton Foster.
15:12I thought he made pants.
15:14Hey, guys.
15:16It's Meg.
15:16Hey, it's me.
15:17It's Meg again.
15:18It's me again.
15:19It's like, does Meg work here now?
15:21I know she doesn't, but that's like a pretty fun joke to make because we're pals.
15:25Sick joke, Jimmy.
15:27Are you ready to head home, Dad?
15:29Uh, yeah.
15:29Let me just grab my jacket.
15:31Oh, before I forget, Julie wanted to know if you could have dinner before you go.
15:35Are you free?
15:36Or are you the last person on earth rushing to get back to Dave's?
15:43Nope.
15:43No, I have time, so dinner sounds great.
15:46Great.
15:46Oh, hey.
15:49Stop trying to make friends with my daughter.
15:51She's too cool for you.
15:53I wouldn't because I don't even know her.
15:55Ultimately, the daughter of your friend is just an acquaintance, right?
15:59What?
16:01Are you having a stroke?
16:03Because if so, you could do it in your own office.
16:07You got it, Big P.
16:09Oh, my gosh.
16:10Wow.
16:10You are being so weird.
16:13Jimmy knows that I'm, I'm probably, I'm, might be getting divorced, but my dad doesn't.
16:19Wow.
16:20Uh, I'm sorry.
16:22And or congratulations.
16:24A little bit of both.
16:26Welcome to the Divorce Ladies Club.
16:28It's sexy.
16:30Is not.
16:32You know what?
16:33I think you should probably just tell your dad, right?
16:35By the time he gets to Connecticut, he's going to see that Dave's not there.
16:37Well, you overestimate how much he notices Dave.
16:41And he also hates Dave.
16:42And right now, I hate Dave.
16:44And if he does his usual thing and craps on my husband, then I'll do my usual thing and
16:49get mad at him and then feel guilty.
16:50And then he'll feel guilty for making me feel guilty.
16:52I don't know.
16:53You know, I was just in my office and, um...
16:58Sometimes parents surprise us.
17:00Maybe give your dad a chance to surprise you.
17:02Just throwing it out there.
17:03Okay.
17:03I got a patient.
17:04I gotta run.
17:06What do you think?
17:07I don't know.
17:08I mean, I'd...
17:08I'd never tell him, but Jimmy's been giving me some really good advice lately.
17:12Oh!
17:13I waited right there in case that you were going to say something like that.
17:17And then you did.
17:18So, in your face, I got a patient.
17:21Gotta run.
17:23God, he's a lot.
17:24I'm aware.
17:28Nope.
17:28Whoopsie-daisy.
17:29Sit up.
17:30You don't lay down in here, Matthew.
17:32Why not?
17:32I thought that was a shrink thing.
17:33That's mainly a Freud thing.
17:36Maybe I should go see him.
17:37It might be tough to get an appointment.
17:40He's quite dead.
17:41Oh.
17:42Besides, he'd probably just tell you that you want to kill your dad and fuck your mom.
17:46More like the other way around.
17:48That's weird.
17:50So, your mom is, uh, she's pretty crushed that you froze her out.
17:55You must still be pretty upset with her, huh?
17:56I don't want to talk about it.
17:58I mean, that's sort of what we do in here, you know?
17:59We talk about feelings.
18:01Pass.
18:02Pass.
18:02Pass.
18:03Okay.
18:03I understand you lost a few jobs recently.
18:05Any chance you want to get into that?
18:12You know what?
18:13I don't have to be the one who drives this.
18:15We can, we can really talk about anything that's on your mind.
18:17So, what's going on, man?
18:20Nothing.
18:22I really don't know why everybody's on my case.
18:25I mean, what do they want from me?
18:26I'm 24.
18:2725.
18:2825.
18:30Okay, I gotta ask.
18:33If everything is going so okay with you, why did you agree to meet with me?
18:39You paid Matthew to do therapy.
18:41Do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?
18:43Oh, come on.
18:43It's only 20 bucks.
18:45He wanted a pizza.
18:46What's going on here?
18:47Oh, I'm getting my AKG.
18:49You want to get a two-for-one?
18:50No, I'm good, Derek.
18:51Okay.
18:52Live on the edge.
18:53Starting the test.
18:55No talking, please.
18:57Who cares if Derek paid him?
18:59I thought inappropriate was your brand.
19:01You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
19:03I will figure out another way to repay you for Alice.
19:07Oh, you know what?
19:08I found some old woodworking goggles in my garage.
19:10Maybe Derek wants them.
19:11Derek doesn't want woodworking goggles.
19:15You don't even woodwork.
19:16All done.
19:19You may respond.
19:21I might want to woodwork one day.
19:23I will send this to your cardiologist and he'll get back to you when he reads it.
19:26You know what?
19:27Another thing, Liz.
19:28I think it's time to be done with you constantly reminding me that you raised my daughter for a year.
19:32First of all, it was only 11 and a half months.
19:35So a year.
19:35Second of all, it's not cool to keep holding that over my head.
19:38I've tried to make good.
19:39I really have.
19:41But the way you're acting, it's kind of shitty.
19:44Are you calling me shitty?
19:45No, I said you're kind of shitty, but what the fuck?
19:47I'll round up.
19:48You're being shitty.
19:49Excuse me.
19:50Your cardiologist wants you to go to the hospital right away.
19:56Well, that was fast.
19:59So his cath test showed blockage in his left descending something artery,
20:04which can lead to a heart attack.
20:06Okay, she's underselling.
20:08The guy said it's the kind that they call the Widowmaker.
20:11Oh yeah, I don't like that name.
20:12Yeah, that's not a fan.
20:12Doctors are dramatic.
20:13Me either.
20:14Anyway, Derek's getting bypass surgery in an hour.
20:17Okay, emergency bypass surgery.
20:19That's also dramatic.
20:21Jimmy.
20:22Yeah.
20:22In case something happens, will you make sure to pee off my balcony for me?
20:27My flowers have gotten used to it.
20:28You know what?
20:29Won't need to, pal.
20:31You're going to be up and flashing me your dick in no time.
20:34Yes, he will.
20:35This is serious, but routine.
20:37But from now on, we're only accepting positive vibes from everyone.
20:42Are we clear?
20:42Yes.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:44That's a good check.
20:45Should we make some post-surgery plans for tomorrow?
20:47Maybe brunch and mimosas?
20:49Too positive, Brian, but thank you.
20:51I can still do it.
20:52Yeah.
20:53No way.
20:53Hey, Dee, no matter what happens to me, you hang on to Gabby.
20:58Life is short.
21:00Difficult women make it better.
21:02Okay, that's going to be one of the only times you call me difficult.
21:05You're going to be all right.
21:06Derek's on the thigh.
21:08What about your dad?
21:09Uh, Derek Senior?
21:10Yeah.
21:11He is, uh, he's on a farm.
21:14You're done.
21:15Actually, thank you so much for coming, but there's really nothing to do here, so go home.
21:20And I promise I'll fill you in later with everything.
21:24Okay.
21:24I'm going to see you on the other side, D-Train.
21:26Love you guys.
21:26Of the procedure.
21:27Yeah.
21:28I know what you meant.
21:28We'll see everyone soon.
21:30I want to see what you got.
21:30And we're going.
21:31Who you're going to go.
21:32Bye now.
21:36Ah, Liz.
21:38The boys, you.
21:41You're everything.
21:43I can't even think about what could happen if I'm...
21:46Then don't.
21:47Can I just say it?
21:49I need to.
21:50Yes.
21:53The gardeners come every two weeks.
21:56All of my passwords are in the top drawer of the desk, and they're all different names.
22:00I've given your boobs.
22:01Oh, really?
22:02Yeah.
22:02My favorite sweet tarts.
22:06Also, you're going to be finding snacks hidden everywhere.
22:10Don't think less of me.
22:14And I love you.
22:16I know you know that.
22:18But if this is the last time I get to say it,
22:23I really want to know that you heard it.
22:26I really heard it.
22:28And I love you.
22:31But you're going to be okay.
22:33Yeah.
22:34And...
22:35And I'm fine.
22:36Yep.
22:36And we're all going to be fine.
22:40Okay.
22:42They're ready for it.
22:43Yes.
22:45I love you.
22:46I love you.
22:47I love you.
22:48I'm going to be the first face you see when you wake up.
22:51I'm going to be there.
22:52I love you.
22:52I can't wait.
23:00I'll see you so soon.
23:13You doing okay?
23:16I think I'm just a little shook about Derek.
23:19We all are.
23:20If it's okay, I might like to just sit on your bed or...
23:25I give you a hug or touch your head or something.
23:28Yeah.
23:36You picked the only one I hate.
23:39Yeah.
23:41I love you.
23:45Listen.
23:47Yes, please.
23:52I love you.
23:52We left until we think we'll die barefoot on a summer night.
23:57Hello, son.
23:58It's Grandpa.
23:59It's Grandpa.
24:00It's Grandpa.
24:01Hello.
24:02Who's that pretty girl?
24:04I love you.
24:05Oh, baby.
24:06You know I love you too.
24:08What's going on?
24:09Why are you driving all the way down here?
24:11Either she needs to borrow money or somebody's dying.
24:13Nikki, somebody does die.
24:14I'm going to come back here and rear naked choke you.
24:17Okay?
24:22It's Grandpa.
24:23Hey.
24:27Hey.
24:31Hey.
24:32Hey.
24:33Hey.
24:34I saw you pull in.
24:35Oh.
24:36I found the woodworking goggles for Derek once he wakes up.
24:40You're insane.
24:42I love these.
24:46Anything else you need?
24:46No, um, I got his silk pillowcase for his hair because he doesn't sleep on anything else.
24:54And I talked to the boys and I told them to stay put because there's nothing to do here except
25:01wait.
25:02I called Derek's mom and assuming surgery goes well, um, she's going to stay with us.
25:09It's the first time I've ever wanted her to be in this house.
25:15So everything seems to be pretty much taken care of.
25:20What about you?
25:23I'm fine, Jimmy.
25:26Okay.
25:32I don't know what I would do if I lost him.
25:37You're not going to lose him.
25:39You know, he brings the joy.
25:44And I'm not as strong as you.
25:46And I don't think I would survive.
25:50Come here.
25:54It's going to be okay.
25:58Thanks.
26:00You never called me strong before.
26:02I didn't mean it.
26:08Hey, I'm going to ask you a question that your mom asked me once.
26:11Are you going to be like this forever?
26:13Be like what forever?
26:14Fucking oblivious, man.
26:17Who cares what your mom said about you right now?
26:20She needs you.
26:21So stop watching two very attractive women have a slap fight.
26:27Get off your ass and show up for her.
26:30Take it from someone who's been there.
26:32If you do not, you are going to regret it for the rest of your life.
26:44I'm not even sure how it happened.
26:47One day we were planning a trip to Portugal, and the next thing I know he's living in his friend's
26:52podcast studio.
26:54It's been a few months.
26:56He's even gone on a few dates with our pharmacist.
27:00I've only had one encounter, and it felt weird.
27:08No, I know that feeling.
27:10I feel like I'm supposed to just let go of him in my heart, but I can't yet, or
27:17maybe I'm just scared.
27:18I don't know.
27:19Your turn.
27:20Tell me you saw it coming.
27:21Go ahead and pile on Dave.
27:23Oh, honey.
27:24Mac, I'm so, so sorry.
27:26I only joke about Dave because it's so easy to.
27:31But I don't want either of you to be unhappy.
27:35Christ, marriage is tough.
27:38Divorce is tough.
27:40Whatever you decide, I'll be here for you.
27:46Oh, it's so messed up.
27:48I have no idea how we would even tell Mason if it comes to it.
27:53Well, you could do what I did when you were a kid, disappear for six months,
27:58then take him to some random hotel and introduce him to a stranger in a bathrobe.
28:03She wasn't in her bathrobe, Dad.
28:05She put it on when she realized that I was in the room.
28:09That's how I learned that nipples could be pierced.
28:12So it wasn't all bad.
28:19Fuck, I wish I could drink it.
28:21Yeah, tough shit.
28:22It's really good, too.
28:31Hey, Mom.
28:32Matthew, I said I would call you when...
28:35Forget that.
28:36I called Will and told him to get his ass down here.
28:38We should have news soon.
28:40How do you know? They won't tell me anything.
28:42I cornered a nurse who said Dad would be out in a half hour or so.
28:45You cornered a nurse?
28:46But not in a creepy way.
28:48Not in a creepy way?
28:51Can I get you a sandwich?
28:52You need to eat something.
28:54I love you.
28:58You still don't love hugs, do you?
29:01I don't.
29:03But I'm good for a few more seconds.
29:05Hands back up.
29:12Oh, I can't wait to see you.
29:14Oh, yeah.
29:15Cash is fine.
29:16What girl doesn't want cash?
29:17Bye.
29:19Didn't like that?
29:20Oh, calm down.
29:21It was Grandpa.
29:22Oh.
29:23I invited him to graduation.
29:24Sorry, I know you guys don't get along.
29:26What?
29:27No, stop that.
29:28He, uh, he loves you.
29:30And I think that's awesome.
29:32And you know what I say?
29:35The more the merrier.
29:36Wow, you almost sold that.
29:39I thought I kind of nailed it, but...
29:42You know, I don't want to look back and wish I'd seen him more.
29:45Yeah.
29:49Ah, you know, I think that sometimes a little reminder that life is short can be a gift.
29:55Can give us that little extra push that we need.
29:58Hey, Mr. Thibodeau.
29:59Yeah, this is Sean Mitchell.
30:01I'd love to come in and do that interview whenever's a good time.
30:05Yes, sir.
30:14Hey, baby.
30:17Fuck Liz's rules.
30:17I'm dying.
30:18I say we drive to the hospital and see our dude.
30:20Great, we'll take my car.
30:21Okay, fine.
30:21But I'm anxious, so I'm gonna backseat drive from the side seat.
30:25I'd like us to at least try some counseling.
30:29No, not just for Mason's sake.
30:32For me too.
30:34If he says no, find out where he is so I can go murder him.
30:38Shh.
30:38That's pretty stupid though, isn't it?
30:41What?
30:43Needing something bad to happen to make you do the thing you should have done all along?
30:48I'm not so sure it matters how you get there.
30:52You just gotta hope that when you do, it's not too late.
30:58Mrs. Miship?
30:59Yeah.
31:05I made it.
31:06Well, obviously, Derek's don't die.
31:14Dad, do you want a sandwich?
31:15Dude, he just had surgery.
31:16He can't eat.
31:17Hey, hey, hey, I think I'm peeing right now.
31:19I'm gonna go.
31:20I'm okay.
31:21I'm okay.
31:21It's not worse.
31:22You're okay.
31:23I'm okay.
31:49It's Maya. I'm going to take this real quick.
31:51All right.
31:53Hey, Maya, is everything all right?
31:55Yeah, yeah. All good.
31:56I was just calling to see what you were up to.
31:59I could use some bro-yo, maybe shoot the shit?
32:02Oh yeah, I'm just visiting some friends in the hospital.
32:04Oh my god. Sorry.
32:06Oh no, it's okay. Everyone's all right.
32:07Um, but Maya, do you need to talk now or can you wait till our next session?
32:11I'm fine. I'm fine.
32:13Are you sure?
32:14Yeah. Okay. See you soon.
32:16All right. Bye. Thanks.
32:18Thanks.
32:24You showed me I should stop and I ignored it,
32:30You showed me I should stop and I ignored it
32:30You showed me I should stop and I ignored it
32:34Oh I swore to God you'd be important
32:43There's blisters on my feet
32:47I ran right through my shoes
32:52These roads are changing me
32:56But they all leap back to you
33:00Cause you're still in my skin
33:05I've done all I can do
33:09But I chose to let you in
33:13Now the roads leap back to you
33:28Bye bye!
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