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00:08on the plus side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24all the longs of these necessary you fell as far as you could without getting about
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i writing solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i should really
00:49let time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last
00:55until the apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand well you won't
01:01be writing with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have
01:07to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high
01:11wire act
01:12of perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting stuck
01:21with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:38and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:45the
01:45last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god okay
01:51he'll be done
01:52by fire oh luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon
01:59as the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:13husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before
02:18i just started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders
02:22noble that's nothing compared to what you do every day
02:26i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me tell him i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43going to blame us for not getting it finished today
02:53uh
02:54uh
02:56uh
03:04uh
03:13uh
03:19Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22Keep him. You both had your chance.
03:24Nyla.
03:24What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:26He's a cowboy because he's insecure?
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake
03:35that he will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handled.
03:50Morning.
03:51What?
03:53I said, good morning. Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, task force floor. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:12That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:14No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah. Yeah, just, um, you ever just...
04:24Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:35The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:39I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:55Now what did she do?
04:57What? Have you not been following our group chat?
04:59No. I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:02I know I have a problem with communication.
05:04This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour,
05:08and you're being radio silent, so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13What?
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop,
05:18the sooner she'll abandon the thread
05:19and stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient Cosmo magazine she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:33She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:44Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:49You want your nickname to be Ask, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:52Then rethink your approach.
05:54Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal
06:00for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes?
06:03Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:28I am the rookie.
06:30I don't understand.
06:31You will teach me the job
06:32as if I were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get
06:36and at the end of shift
06:37I will decide
06:38whether you are worth my effort.
06:40Yes, ma'am.
06:41Or should I say boot?
06:44I'm just going to stick with metal.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again
06:51without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:58No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07Your freak would say it was me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11No, no, but seriously,
07:12I have no freak rats.
07:147-1-15-2-11-at-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:18Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:20Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police!
07:51Police!
08:03Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming
08:12when two guys with guns came in,
08:14stole all of our equipment,
08:16and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:20It's called Dropout TV.
08:22We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:26He owns the place.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic,
08:29but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:30Jacob.
08:31I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:35Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right.
08:38I think the path forward here
08:40is to take witness statements
08:41from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:46Oh.
08:47All right, in your own words,
08:48just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow.
08:49Okay, yeah.
08:50Um, I first got into comedy
08:52after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you
08:56when the robbery took place?
08:57Your Honor, let the record show
08:59that it could not have been me
09:00before I was at the studio
09:00when the crime occurred.
09:01Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:03You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know,
09:06like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:10Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:11I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13Yeah, I can't believe we lost
09:15all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best,
09:17most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents
09:23or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents,
09:27do you mean, like,
09:28hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh,
09:34an Appalachian hillbilly
09:36with a soundness infection.
09:37I promised to answer your question,
09:39but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like,
09:42a regular not-funny person's opinion of this.
09:45It's like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy,
09:49but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy,
09:52but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under
09:58who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:01I want to suck your blood,
10:03but I'm a little scared.
10:04Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick
10:11so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam
10:14and then text it to me.
10:14And then I started dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is,
10:21but one of the robbers
10:22must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:24Wait, I know you.
10:25No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:27Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:30He let you use the drone?
10:31He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film
10:34Mr. Arash in his backyard
10:35doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one
10:38that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check
10:41on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving
10:44to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out,
10:46so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be
10:48a hand model,
10:49which is going as well
10:50as you would expect.
10:51So I got a part-time job
10:52with these lunatics,
10:53lovely people,
10:55while, uh,
10:55I wait to graduate high school.
10:56For a suspect,
10:57Mark Wyatt has priors,
10:59assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time,
11:02what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:04No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:06All right, we're gonna go
11:07pick him up,
11:09and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:14Aw.
11:18Um, tell me the six rules
11:20of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer
11:29asking why a patrol officer
11:30would listen to a police scanner
11:31and not just wait
11:32for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie,
11:37a training officer wants to see
11:38how they respond
11:39to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking
11:41to get into trouble,
11:43the calls they choose
11:44can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect
11:47just abandoned his car
11:48on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit
11:51heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:58Training,
11:59why wouldn't we want
12:00to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call
12:02is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call
12:05means that every available unit
12:06in the area
12:07will respond.
12:09As last arrivals,
12:10we will likely miss the action
12:12and be tasked
12:12with looking for shell casings
12:14in the hot sun
12:14for the next five hours.
12:17Right.
12:18I mean, uh,
12:19good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units,
12:23silent alarm
12:24at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:25211 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery, hot damn,
12:27we're taking up, right?
12:28Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:30Although what?
12:31A thoughtful T.O.
12:33might inform his rookie
12:34that most bank robberies
12:35can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity
12:38and the units that are closer,
12:39it might be prudent
12:41to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route
12:45and intercept.
12:46In case they manage
12:47to get away
12:48before police arrive,
12:50smart.
12:50So the route
12:51they would take
12:52to escape would be...
12:53They would head
12:54for the 10-110
12:55freeway exchange
12:56and try to get lost
12:57in the chaos
12:57off Los Angeles traffic.
12:59Which means that
12:59they would have to drive up...
13:01Georgia Street.
13:19Es!
13:20Show me Es!
13:24Please.
13:28Please help.
13:29I think she's tired.
13:33I think she's dying.
13:40Here we have two GSW victims.
13:42Patient number one, GSW, in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:45Now grossly descended and firm.
13:47Critically unstable. Recommend OR stat.
13:49I'll stay with them.
13:50Sounds right. You investigating this one?
13:52No, we are.
13:54That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
13:57I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:59You're still a detective, but I get your point.
14:02Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:05No, I didn't realize there was one.
14:07Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:10Their robber disappeared when the shooting started,
14:12must have laid low as the other two escaped,
14:14then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:16We're pulling security footage now.
14:17Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:21How's your rookie?
14:23Hmm, I don't know yet.
14:25You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:27What? I was looking forward to it.
14:29He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:31You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:33Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,
14:35and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:42Yeah, Lieutenant.
14:43Hey, um, you all right?
14:45I mean, other than uniform.
14:47Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:49Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:52You here to see Luna?
14:53Yeah, I'm on.
14:54Take her out to lunch.
14:55Oh, that's sweet.
14:57Oh, yeah.
14:59Excuse me.
15:06Luna.
15:08Hey, what are you doing here?
15:10Thought I'd take my wife to lunch?
15:11Oh, that's so sweet.
15:13But Oliver is about to do his assessments,
15:16and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.
15:19You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids
15:22than a normal person wants to see in a day.
15:24You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:27Good point.
15:29I shouldn't be too late.
15:31Why don't we go to dinner?
15:33I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:34I can keep it.
15:36Sure.
15:38It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
15:43Look, Luna, um...
15:45Hey, we need help.
15:48Let me guess.
15:48You're glued together.
15:49You say that like it happens a lot?
15:51More than you know.
15:53Did you drive here like that?
15:54Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:56Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
16:00that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky.
16:04No, no, no, no.
16:05No, um, she was just caressing my face while you choked her.
16:10Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:13Huh.
16:14I'm going to go get the doctor.
16:16Wait, wait, um...
16:18Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:21I wish that I could.
16:25Good.
16:25Good.
16:27Good.
16:28Good.
16:28Good.
16:29Good.
16:31Good.
16:32Good.
16:33Good.
16:34Good.
16:35Good.
16:35Good.
16:51Why can't you just come in here?
16:52because i'm mad at you it's not enough that i have a busy day i have to run damage control
16:56on your
16:56dysfunction i was trying to take my mom off your plate by telling her to not contact me
17:01i want to have a relationship with your mother but not whatever this has become
17:06all right i'll text her no hey come on please call her today okay an actual human conversation
17:21i'm telling you i lost my wallet yesterday how convenient timing given we found it at the scene
17:28of an armed robbery this morning convenient is such lazy framing the universe is an infinitely
17:34complicated place yeah you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible the sheer
17:40amount of things happening on a single day number in the sextillions okay that's a made-up number no
17:46it's not sextillion is a thousand trillion and given that the world is populated with over eight
17:52billion people i'm probably way underestimating no i'm definitely underestimating there's over
17:5910 quintillion insects in the world it's over one per billion per person so given that scale
18:07me losing a wallet a criminal picking it up and then dropping it at a crime scene isn't unlikely
18:13statistically it's almost a given oh we're still gonna put you in the lineup and see if the victims
18:17can identify you that's fair how many of that quintillion quintillion insects are spiders oh at
18:27least a quadrillion there's 53 000 species they're on every continent except antarctica
18:33i might have to move to antarctica not today though right no today we see if mark loses the lineup
18:39lottery
18:48it's just like the movies with as much diversity check test all right we are about to show you a
18:56lineup of six men the person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them afterwards
19:02i'm
19:03going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone but do not compare notes and do not
19:09discuss the suspects amongst each other do you understand yes daddy
19:15okay the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third person
19:19and he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose smoochy okay wait but number three is sort of
19:25getting like hey i'm chad i completely misunderstood the message of fight club and i don't understand why
19:29my native american halloween costume so offensive number five looks like he spends his friday nights
19:34chugging beer loaded with protein powder it's not drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house
19:38okay guys let's try to focus i mean this should be fairly easy uh do you guys recognize anyone or
19:44not
19:45well they were all wearing masks but these guys are the same basic size you know i feel like i
19:50might
19:51recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us yeah number one could you please repeat the phrase
20:00shut up and get on the ground okay i'm going to press with the performance could use a little more
20:04pizzazz i don't want to give a line read but there's like a hundred guys in la that could do
20:07a better job
20:08than that so question can you just sort of make them say whatever you want no they're only going to
20:13say what was said at the robbery you guys thinking what i'm thinking contestant number one can you
20:19please recite tommy lee jones's speech from the fugitive no contestant number suspect number one you
20:24do not have to do that i would like it if you did i would like it if you did
20:27i'll do it yes i love the
20:30fugitive floor's all yours what i want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search
20:37of every gas station residence warehouse farmhouse hen house out house and dog house in that area
20:46he's really good that's really good bravo
20:51can we see a chemistry read between four and two okay okay okay do you recognize any of these
20:57individuals from the robbery i mean if we say yes can we get them to say more weird stuff no
21:02can we make
21:03them kiss ooh can we make them kiss can we see a kiss between four and two that would equal
21:07six
21:07oh it's odd super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone do you remember the brand you use
21:14nope yes i i i think it was like an an acetone resistant blend heavy duty stuff yeah can't really
21:24remember the exact name well surgery is the last resort but without identifying the exact adhesive you
21:29use i'm not sure how else to proceed can someone go by your house and get it uh no not
21:35not really i'm
21:36happy to do it give me your address no that's not necessary it's super nice though oh my god the
21:40nicest thank you um but we just we couldn't ask that of you listen up you are glued to my
21:45wife
21:46the only person i'm supposed to touch her this long is me so give me your address unless there's
21:52something at your house you don't want me to see something that has to do with this perhaps i i
21:59swear
22:00i don't know what that is it's a firing pin for a handgun oh my god crazy the question is
22:06why are the
22:07two of you covered with them
22:14so finley is out of surgery we should be able to talk to her soon but the uh the girlfriend
22:18ava
22:19she died on the table damn hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former green beret
22:25working
22:25as a security guard hey as my rookie shouldn't you be doing the paperwork
22:34yeah had to give it a shot all right i requested an officer to come watch over finley we should
22:39get
22:39back out on patrol actually we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing finley lopez is tied
22:45up with the feds combing through bank footage trying to figure out how the third robber escaped and as
22:49our former partner future partner yet um she trusts your detective skills exactly and unfortunately
22:57for you i still need my t.o to show me how it's done not to break the fourth wall
23:03here but you're
23:04a literal expert at interrogating suspects and i'm not only way to become an expert is to do the work
23:12and as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an 11 i am curious to see how you
23:17handle
23:18something that requires nuance and delicacy hey hey how long she been awake a couple minutes
23:33anyone tell her about her partner i know i didn't
23:38can i ask you one question sure what's the worst mistake i can make in that don't make it a
23:45competition you versus her you guys are on the same side yes ma'am got it thanks
23:56finley i'm officer penn this is detective harper we brought you in yeah i remember
24:02how's eva no one will tell me i'm sorry but she didn't survive the surgery she had lost too much
24:10blood
24:15no no why did he have to shoot her he didn't have to shoot her our guns weren't real but
24:23they looked
24:23real people were terrified that's not fair she only did it because of me
24:35why i've seen your history it's spotless i couldn't even dream of getting into stafford
24:42be grateful you want to know why we robbed that bank
24:48i am 200 000 in debt and that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan
24:54it's higher now than it was when i started what hope did we have at a happy life together working
25:02two jobs just to barely stay above water listen i get it i lived in my car until a few
25:08months ago debt
25:09is no joke and it could impact how the da's office decides to prosecute you but if you want any
25:17hope
25:17or leniency any you need to tell us who your other partner was in the robbery it was just me
25:22and eva
25:23we know that there was a third person that got away we're gonna find them eventually but you
25:28have an opportunity to help yourself here i strongly urge you take it i don't deserve help davis dead because
25:43of me hey what are you doing here hey uh dropout guys made me drive them something about a lineup
25:48right but they left are you kidding that's why sam asked for the minivan keys okay sorry can your mom
25:57pick you up yeah i can call her did they help you at all with the lunch no stupid question
26:03those guys
26:04would have gone down with the titanic because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra to get
26:08on a lifeboat look don't take this the wrong way but why do you work with those guys they pay
26:13me
26:13surprisingly well nolan sorry are you free yeah i can be i'll see you later yep all right so gray
26:22just
26:22called uh luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns
26:28the judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look at their house
26:31while they remain glued to luna that's gonna have to be our secondary assignment identifying
26:35the adhesive they've been using to assemble the ghost guns so we can get them all separated
26:40and who are these people uh poppy and jasper watterson neither of them have a criminal record
26:46but at one point or another they've both filed restraining orders against each other i checked out
26:50their social media they are both gun enthusiasts obviously in a toxic relationship who share an
26:55inability to think things through wow yeah today is an odd one right wait why what's going on with you
27:01i
27:01can't even explain not without crying mares we're on the move coming i uh let mark white go his
27:09girlfriend corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday and he was very understanding
27:14about our confusion and happy to get his wallet back once we had it fingerprinted yeah hey uh you
27:19want to ride with me oh can i trade her
27:31so did he call his mom i don't know i don't think so i don't have much confidence that even
27:37if he does
27:38it'll make things better okay we're coming up to it oh you know what let's uh let's black out a
27:50little bit
28:13a little bit of both
28:21a little bit of both
28:40on the ground step away from the van on the ground arms and legs spread
28:48that could not have worked out better
28:56looks like we found our adhesive oh i wouldn't i wouldn't touch that good idea hey guys i got this
29:01out here go inside clear the house nolan sent a photo of the glue thank god oh did he uh
29:09did he see
29:09anything else while he was there hey i just got the exact epoxy that he used great
29:22um by the way earlier in the day i found these in the bathroom you wouldn't happen to know who
29:27they belong to would you yeah i've been looking everywhere for these where would you say you found
29:32them i'm out in the hall
29:42finley
29:43finley
29:44finley i'm sorry i'm sorry you can't go there you can't go in there the hell i can't you're gonna
29:49have
29:49to shoot me to stop me ma'am ma'am hold on one second your granddaughter has been arrested for
29:54a very serious my granddaughter has also been shot and i am the only family she's got so you
29:59are gonna let me into that room yes ma'am we we can do that but i need you to
30:04do something for me
30:05finley can help herself by telling us the truth about what happened finley needs a lawyer i've got
30:10one on the way now let me see her of course but detective harper is gonna pat you down and
30:15hold on to
30:15your purse whatever arms up
30:35eva's dead
30:39oh baby i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's going on uh finley's grandma just got here great i don't
30:50need to make a separate trip when the feds finished processing the prints from the bank one set stood
30:54out although the last bank she robbed was in 1983. get out finley's mama yeah she did a nickel for
31:01it
31:02got out and never robbed another bank until today
31:09mave
31:16it's all my fault they did everything right in life and still they were struggling so much
31:24it wasn't right put your hands me
31:28no please
31:33it wasn't right
31:43finally god so much better
31:47all right good news is that you're free and this is the bad news
31:54all right if you could just turn around turn around hands on your head
32:04hands behind your back
32:09huh must have missed some
32:19hey are you still waiting for your mom yeah she's busy i said she'd get me when she's free she
32:25couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait okay uh what about your dad oh he's only break
32:29glass
32:29in case of emergency right well i just finished with an arrest so i can give you a ride home
32:35great
32:36uh can we go with the lights and the sirens no but i'll let you use the radio to tell
32:41dispatch she
32:41has a sexy voice really no
32:46that your mom no it's sam where's our equipment you weren't supposed to steal it for real i'm not
32:52paying you unless you bring it back second text haha whoops sorry that message wasn't for you please
32:59don't share it with anyone prayer hands emoji do i need a lawyer that is your right do you have
33:07one
33:07yes but he only does entertainment law that's not gonna help you look not only did you make false
33:15statements to police which is punishable by up to six months in prison but you also endangered
33:20yourself and your employees look i am so sorry we do crazy stunts for our shows all the time i
33:26thought i was hiring actors to play robbers that they were supposed to interrupt our game show with
33:31a fake robbery and then return all of our stuff a few hours later i never thought a casting breakdown
33:36for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers and then i was too embarrassed to say anything
33:44and now i fully realize the error of my ways which is great but it will still be up to
33:51the d.a's
33:51office as to whether they want to press charges i can't go to jail i couldn't even handle sleepaway
33:56camp look let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you i'm assuming you have
34:02names and numbers i have their venmos let's start with that okay robber 88 okay well i should have seen
34:11that one coming
34:26all right what a way to end shift as a thank you paperwork can be turned into the top of
34:31the day
34:31tomorrow i'll even add an hour of ot for those who want to come in early that's great hey did
34:35you call
34:35your mother i'm gonna yeah don't we have a right behind you
34:46i'm sorry i think i just need to get some closure that's okay look why don't we clock out and
34:52talk
34:53about it at home okay i don't know about you but all i'm thinking about is a hot bath and
35:0112 hours of
35:01sleep sounds nice
35:05are you okay
35:11um i thought uh i can broach this in a more delicate way but after the day we had
35:19i think it's better just to come out and say it is there something going on with you and dr
35:25ashton
35:27are you accusing me of cheating i'm not accusing you of anything
35:32but after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car
35:42that's one no truth
35:47first of all you have to believe me when i say that nothing has happened between us second of all
35:55i do feel something for him
36:00i wasn't looking for it in our whole marriage i've never even thought about anyone else but
36:07this past year the world has opened up for me i finished school i got this job you met another
36:14man it is not that simple am i attracted to him yes but that doesn't mean that i was planning
36:22on
36:22acting on it doesn't mean you weren't otherwise you would have said that wait please i'm i'm trying
36:30to be honest and and i'm making a mess of it because i don't i don't really know how i
36:35feel i
36:37if you hadn't confronted me about oliver there's a good chance i would have worked through all of
36:41this without you ever knowing i do know
36:46it's breaking my heart
36:47so what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man
37:02it's over as of now
37:08and your hesitation gives you my answer here take this
37:11wait i need to take a walk
37:14and then what i don't know
37:27so officially end of shift did you decide whether or not i'm a lost cause
37:33i want to hear your thoughts first okay well i think i made some real progress today
37:39even though it wasn't close to perfect stop you do know not everything is about you right i don't
37:44want to hear your own self-analysis i want to hear what you thought about me your rookie
37:51oh can i not do that all right
37:56i'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer
37:59you have natural instincts though i can sometimes feel your urge to take over i appreciate that you
38:04don't your willingness to trust your t.o and give him a second chance even when you think you might
38:09know better when you most definitely do know better it's admirable
38:17okay thanks now it's your turn right
38:22wait so so what does that mean do i get to stay or should i go home see you tomorrow
38:34happy birthday we wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol
38:41you guys you you are terrible wonderful people and i love you we love you too and you're gonna
38:49get through this thank you wow you guys you really did not have to do this but i am glad
38:55that you did
38:55it's not something i ever would have thought to celebrate to be fair you were not big on festivities
39:00of any kind only found out when your birthday was because i called your mama and i am still kind
39:04of
39:04mad at you for that me too and so is wesley okay so i assume that this is not just
39:11decorations that
39:11there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult beverages i'm on it thank you guys for being here
39:19but just to clarify i do want to be in my bed in an hour so oh yeah we'll be
39:24long on yeah
39:27okay okay all right mom bye i did it it is handled that took too long to happen easy is
39:38she okay are
39:39you okay yeah no i'm i'm great okay and actually no it went a lot easier than expected she understood
39:45the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly and uh acknowledged that she can get over excited doesn't
39:51blame you or me just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone wow okay it sounds like
39:57it went great yeah well what took so long then we started talking about a lot of other stuff like
40:03what
40:03nosy come on if you want to tell me um work uh childhood memories you it was nice yeah i
40:16bet you guys
40:17have a lot to catch up on yeah yeah she did she told me all about her weekly trips to
40:22the farmer's
40:23market oh and she told me all about her friend linda who uh has been acting like and this is
40:28in my
40:28mother's words a shrewd with a stick shoved so far a press yeah i heard about linda and honestly i
40:34agree with your mother she has to go how'd you hear about that that was not on the group chat
40:41nope i i am on a separate group thread with just your mom and jenny you are unbelievable no stop
40:51to
40:51be fair i did not start that one jenny did but now i have two of my main sources for
40:56vintage tim photos
40:57in the same place so that's very nice for me oh god okay so do i have to talk to
41:00jenny now too no no
41:02but if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around that would be nice okay i'm sure i could
41:10dig it up from somewhere wow
41:24hello i'm in the bedroom
41:29i thought you couldn't be over another week i moved some things around are you naked under there
41:34100 with the caveat that i have to go back in 36 hours we can get a lockdown in 36
41:41hours we can
41:46just one yes sir is everything all right no luna and i are in a bad place
41:57i don't i don't know what our future looks like i'm here at the hotel bar where i'll be staying
42:04who knows how long it sounds like you need some company i'll be right there thanks
42:12maybe not right there hey john he won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been
42:17in 20.
42:18this is true
42:21so
42:23so
42:33so
42:58Damn it.
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