00:00Let me tell you first that I've been around. I've been a gamer for many, many years.
00:05BOOM! BOOM!
00:07Maybe one of your buddies beat you at Madden or a FIFA.
00:10Whatever. Soccer.
00:11DONG DONG LUKEY LUKE
00:12Well, we got here. Let's play Knockout Mode.
00:15No grappling, no submissions, no takedowns.
00:18Look, there's nothing he can do. He can't grab me.
00:22Yet I can do...
00:23Knock him out.
00:24Both players start with the same amount of health.
00:27Let's try this out.
00:28DANG GATTA DANG
00:30OOOH! Step back, one left.
00:32BOOM!
00:34And it's over and out.
00:36It's simple. Four buttons, four limbs.
00:39CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK
00:41That's it.
00:42Like in real fighting, the game has every strike imaginable.
00:47OK, so let's start with the straight punches. Straight punches.
00:50Hooks to the head, uppercuts, galore.
00:53Body shot. Body shot. Body shot.
00:56KICKS! Of course we have kicks.
00:59GAH! GAH!
01:02SPLASH!
01:03SPLASH! In the face. SPLASH! In the face.
01:06SPLASH! SPLASH!
01:07SPLASH!
01:08That will hurt.
01:09DANG! DANG! DANG! DANG!
01:11BANG!
01:12Attacking your opponent. Don't do single strike attacks.
01:16Again. POOF! Do this. POOF! Do that.
01:18Do that.
01:19It's so important to spread everything out.
01:22BANG! BANG! BANG! POOSH!
01:24Don't forget about defense.
01:26It's important because it will keep your opponent in striking range so you can counter strike with any attack you
01:32want.
01:33BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK!
01:34Whoop! Step out the reach.
01:37He tried to hit me. So now I have to return the favor.
01:40BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK!
01:43BLOCK!
01:44KUNK! KUNK! KUNK!
01:46KUNK! KUNK!
01:46BUH!
01:47OK. So your opponent is in bad shape. He's got only one little health thing left.
01:51Now it's time to wrap it up in style. Use that button. I know what you mean.
01:56Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Overhand right.
01:59Yaaaaaah!
02:00BOOF!
02:01Of course you have also back fist. Click click!
02:05Maybe spinning back kick.
02:07BOOF!
02:08Maybe flying knee.
02:10BAAACK!
02:11Superman punch.
02:12BAAACK!
02:12Run off the cage like a ninja.
02:15BOOF!
02:16Or an Osiru Mawashi Yodangiri.
02:18What is that boss? That's a backwards spin kick to the head.
02:21BOOF!
02:22BOOF!
02:23Down!
02:23And BOOM!
02:25There you have it.
02:26It is as simple as that.
02:27Follow these tips and you'll be knocking your friends out in no time.
02:33Ooh.
02:34Don't do that to El Wapo.
02:37BAAACK!
02:38Godspeed everybody.
02:39And party on.
02:55That's all, we'll be back in the beginning.
02:58I hope you enjoyed.
02:58That's awesome.
02:59I hope you enjoyed all that, too.
03:00I hope you enjoyed this video.
03:00Thank you so much.
03:00I hope you enjoyed it.
03:00That's awesome.
03:00I hope you enjoyed that video.
03:00My life is a pleasure.
03:00I hope you enjoyed it.
03:00You know what our soul has been,
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