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00:13Previously on House of Villains, Ashley, Paul, and Johnny are overconfident and cocky.
00:19This is going to be a boring season if it's just like a three-person podium of power and
00:24control over there. I feel good. Do we put somebody bad on their team? Yeah, maybe.
00:30This is our battle royale challenge. Orange team, made up of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.
00:37My job is to sabotage. What? Bring the thing over here. Bring it to me.
00:46It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging. Now you need to stand up and throw.
00:51That is it! Orange has won!
00:55Ah, shit. I'm trying to lose, and I'm still winning.
00:59You will find a trio of stuffed monkeys somewhere in the bounce house.
01:04She got it. Kate got it!
01:05I won, you fucking assholes.
01:07Yeah, we're fucked.
01:09Do you have an idea?
01:10Paul and Johnny, because you did it to me.
01:12And candidates for the empty three spot?
01:15Ashley?
01:16And Tyson, I can't trust him.
01:18You are a strong competitor.
01:20You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
01:24Okay.
01:25You're not in any kind of alliance with New York?
01:28No.
01:30Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy.
01:35Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
01:39You really feel like you're getting sick?
01:41Oh, no. It's nothing.
01:42I've got some chills, but I am fine.
01:46Kate, who are you going to piss off first?
01:49I nominated Johnny.
01:51Ashley.
01:52Paul.
01:53Check out the big brains on Kate over there.
01:56Try to smile once in a while.
01:58It will literally loosen your asshole a little bit.
02:10You're not in it.
02:11Kate putting up Johnny, Paul, and Ashley
02:13was a real gangsta movie.
02:15Because she's throwing a grenade at the orange room.
02:17She's not just breaking them apart.
02:19She's blowing them the fuck up.
02:21We're going to do the Redemption Challenge.
02:22One of us is going to be safe,
02:23and then one of us is going to go home.
02:24Yeah.
02:25It doesn't make a difference.
02:26I'm depressed.
02:27Fuck.
02:28End of an era.
02:30That was genius on your part.
02:32Yeah, I know.
02:32Oof.
02:33That was so good.
02:34That was, like, so cool.
02:36Oh, thanks.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Ashley, Johnny, and Paul have been so rude to me.
02:42And the truth is, I had to hate people
02:45before my villain could come out.
02:47But she's here, and it's so fun.
02:50Am I in the mob?
02:55Oh, my God, my body.
03:01I'm so sick that I'm not even distraught that I'm on the hit list,
03:05because, honestly, nothing has got better throughout today.
03:08My body has chills.
03:10I'm freezing cold.
03:11But don't worry, because I'm also pouring sweat
03:14from every orifice.
03:16Oh, God, I feel like I've been vomit.
03:18Seriously.
03:23Hey, Ashley, are you in there?
03:25Me?
03:26Yes.
03:26I just want to let you know that Kate agreed
03:28to let you spend the night in the Superville
03:29and sleep tonight.
03:30You want to lock me in there?
03:32No.
03:33I just want you to get some rest and feel better.
03:35We're going to have a doctor come and check in with you tomorrow.
03:40I am temporarily...
03:42Moving out?
03:43Because Ashley's sick.
03:44Oh, my God, it's cold.
03:48But I think I might want to move back in if that's okay.
03:51You might what?
03:52Move back in.
03:53When she's done.
03:53No, I'm good, I'm good.
03:54I need the workout.
03:56Kate.
03:58We're going to do this.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Listen, Tyson, what you don't realize is
04:02you were this close to being on the hit list.
04:05It was Tom that actually saved you.
04:07But I don't think Tom should trust Tyson,
04:10because Tyson is not riding hard for Tom.
04:14Honey, I'm home.
04:15Hello?
04:17Lucy?
04:18Ethel?
04:19Yeah.
04:20I'm so lit right now.
04:22Are you?
04:22I only have four sips.
04:24This one's going to be even better.
04:25I'm getting the hang of it now.
04:27You are looking like you're in your zone, dude.
04:29Got to be ready at all times.
04:37Once again, I don't get to talk to my kids,
04:39because it's too late.
04:41No.
04:42It sucks.
04:44Oh, fuck.
04:44Ashley's charger's not here no more.
04:47Everything's so quick.
04:49Do you have a USB-C?
04:52Nice.
04:54I could not be kidding me.
04:58It usually works faster.
05:02Told you.
05:04Uh-huh.
05:07On Survivor, I would pull a lot of pranks and be sneaky.
05:10But coming into this house, I had to be more careful,
05:13because people recognize I'm a threat.
05:15Although now that I'm not on the hit list,
05:17I can at least make everyone uncomfortable.
05:23God, I'm hilarious.
05:25Do you ever, like, sometimes just lay awake at night
05:27and think about how cool we are?
05:32Yeah, man.
05:42Spot.
05:44Spot.
05:52I'm from Florida.
05:54I do not sleep without air conditioning.
05:56It is so hot, I am considering sleeping outside.
06:00That's where we're at.
06:08Well, what do we have here?
06:13Basically, the nuclear codes.
06:18There's a clear list signed by Ashley,
06:20and I'm pretty sure she's written down her allies
06:22on the left side.
06:23The Orange Room and Tyson,
06:26and her opponents on the right side.
06:28But Tom is in the middle,
06:30so clearly he's excluded from that side of the house,
06:34which means he should not trust Tyson.
06:36Dear diary,
06:38today I found your notebook,
06:40and I'm going to use it against you.
06:50Why am I keep touching this shit?
06:56Hey, birdies.
06:58Hey, little birdies.
06:59Tell me if you can see this snake on the wall.
07:03Whoa, that's cool.
07:05Yeah, it's giant.
07:07Oh, this is my friend, New York.
07:10She's the HBIC.
07:12What's the HBIC?
07:14That's what I keep asking myself.
07:28Give me a little spray,
07:29a little spritz.
07:29Okay, uh-huh.
07:32Right here, a little bit here.
07:33Okay, done.
07:34Let's go.
07:35Okay.
07:46All right, cheesedicks.
07:48You're going to need Joe to meet me downstairs
07:50in 30 minutes.
07:51Yes, that means you, Tom.
07:53Stop flat ironing your fucking hair for a second.
07:55Johnny!
07:56And New York,
07:57grab your can of gasoline,
07:59because I think I know someone
08:00that you're going to want to light on fire and torch.
08:02That's right.
08:0330 minutes downstairs.
08:05Daddy's home.
08:06All right, Daddy.
08:07You didn't take a long time in the shower.
08:09You want a shower?
08:10No, no, no.
08:11Just, you're good, bro.
08:14Do you want to come down by yourself?
08:15Yeah, I'm going to be down.
08:16You know it'll take me about five or ten minutes.
08:18Okay, see you down there.
08:20Sometimes she just likes to warm up.
08:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:23Yeah, she's just, like, warming up.
08:29I love watching her process.
08:32It's so great.
08:34Has anyone seen where Ashley is?
08:37Not at all today.
08:38I haven't seen her in a while.
08:40Same.
08:41Since Hit List, actually.
08:42I mean, she's been hella sick.
08:45Oh, no!
08:47Oh, no!
08:48No, no, no!
08:49I'm not going for this.
08:50Wow!
08:51I feel like I'm home.
08:52What you mean?
08:53You ain't supposed to be here!
08:54I love what you've done with the place, New York.
08:56Thank you very much.
08:58At least somebody respects it.
09:00Ah, look at our girl.
09:01I know.
09:02Tanisha, I love it.
09:03I know.
09:03Johnny Bananas is still the same saber-toothed, hammer-headed bastard he was back in season
09:10one.
09:10You said New York is loud and stupid.
09:12I heard you say that.
09:13No, I didn't.
09:14Now you're making stuff up.
09:15What are you talking about?
09:16I heard you!
09:18Oh, !
09:20All right, I got it.
09:21Who wrote this note?
09:22It wasn't me, and I'm not going to be blamed for it.
09:26But I'm not going to lie.
09:28The glow-up, something was different about Bananas.
09:31I don't know what he did different.
09:32Maybe it was a little gray he had going on.
09:35It looked nice.
09:36Ladies and gentlemen, villains of all flavors?
09:40Well, we've got some business to attend to.
09:41What does that mean?
09:42As you can see, we're down a person.
09:44Ashley, she has been sick.
09:49She's been rushed to urgent care.
09:50I'm just going to recommend we just send you out to urgent care.
09:54Sound like a good idea?
09:55Yeah?
09:55Okay.
09:58Doctors have diagnosed her with an incredibly, incredibly scary and infectious disease.
10:05Johnna Rhea?
10:06It affects the Middlebrook region.
10:09Johnna Rhea?
10:10Sounds like somebody that was named Johnny might have gave it to her.
10:13Johnna Rhea, I think so.
10:14I'd have to consult ChatGPT.
10:23But unfortunately, guys, she is sick.
10:25She has been removed from the game.
10:28No way.
10:30What?
10:31Mr. Bananas, are you dead ass?
10:32Seriously, she has been removed.
10:34Oh, my goodness.
10:36That's bad.
10:37Fuck.
10:38Couldn't it have been Tyson or Tom that just ceased to exist in the House of Villains?
10:42Why does it have to be somebody who is a genuine ally of mine?
10:45So, there that goes.
10:47Ashley, gone.
10:48This is fucking bananas.
10:49And I'm not talking Johnny.
10:51It's called the curveball.
10:52Hello.
10:53But guys, the show must go on.
10:55Okay?
10:56I'm here, obviously, to host a redemption challenge.
10:59And as we know, a redemption challenge needs three villains.
11:03I don't know what's going on, but I'm freaking out.
11:06I'm freaking out.
11:07Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
11:12Wow.
11:13All right, Kate.
11:14Judgment time.
11:15Who are you adding to the hit list and why?
11:18Sometimes God is on my side when I'm facing assholes.
11:22I was extremely lucky to find that journal.
11:25I'm also extremely lucky that Ashley is leaving the game
11:29because now I get to nominate a fourth person
11:32and use her list to do it.
11:35In honor of Ashley, I'm going to let Ashley, in her absence, choose.
11:39How is she going to do that?
11:40Because I actually found a list that she made.
11:44She signed it.
11:45Her handwriting.
11:46Wow.
12:01All right, Kate.
12:03Judgment time.
12:04Who are you adding to the hit list and why?
12:06Actually, I'm going to let Ashley, in her absence, choose.
12:10How is she going to do that?
12:11I actually found a list that she made.
12:13She signed it.
12:14Her handwriting.
12:15Wow.
12:17On this side is New York, Christine, Trita, Plain, Kate.
12:22In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
12:25And on this side is Johnny, Paul, Ash, and Tyson.
12:30Now, since Ashley is gone, we're going to take the next name from the list.
12:35Tyson.
12:37Wow.
12:38Yeah, just actually, Tom, you look at it.
12:39Just give it to him.
12:40You look at it, Tom.
12:41Okay.
12:41This is crazy.
12:43Seeing this note with my name in the middle has definitely put me on high alert.
12:49But the biggest thing I can do right now is protect Tyson in this redemption challenge.
12:55And then I can get to the bottom of this later.
12:58It's Ashley's.
12:59I'm feeling like I'm in the hot seat because last week, Ashley was writing down all the names of the
13:03villains in the house.
13:04Basically just exposing our thoughts as far as alliances in the house.
13:08I have real concerns where Tom is really at.
13:11With us.
13:12He has to stay with us because we have the numbers.
13:15Has to.
13:16I don't know, girl.
13:17It's all the girls on the same side.
13:19Is that real?
13:20Yeah.
13:20Can I see it?
13:22Oh, my God.
13:24All right.
13:24So the hit list is set.
13:26Johnny, Paul, and Tyson.
13:29Wow.
13:30Nice.
13:30I know where I stand now with Kate, maybe even the whole house, and it sucks.
13:36I didn't have any time to prepare or get my head straight for a redemption challenge.
13:40But I'm going to do everything I can to get my name off the hit list.
13:45Boys, tighten up your diaper pins because we're about to start your redemption challenge.
13:50The name of your redemption challenge is Minion Impossible.
13:57A true villain can get others to do their bidding for them.
14:02So here's how it's going to work.
14:04Each round is going to consist of a dare, and each dare will be worth a certain amount of points
14:09based on how crazy the dare is.
14:12Now, the crazier the task, the higher the point value.
14:15Once I tell you what the dare is, it's your job to find a villain in the house, a.k
14:21.a. a minion, to do the dare on your behalf.
14:24If they complete the dare, you get the points.
14:27And, oh, yeah, if no one wants to do your bidding, we're going to allow you to do one of
14:31the dares yourself, so choose wisely.
14:34At the end, the villain with the most points wins and is off the hit list.
14:39You have necklaces here.
14:40Look at these beautiful bastards.
14:42Cute.
14:42When you find someone to do a dare for you, you give them your minion medallion, and that makes them
14:48your minion for that round.
14:50Paul, that's yours.
14:53Tyson and Johnny.
14:55Thank you, sir.
14:56I don't really have many allies left who can help me, because my fate is not in my hands.
15:01It's in the hands of other villains.
15:02And, honestly, I don't know where those hands have been.
15:05All right.
15:05Round one is going to be called Waterware.
15:08For one point, you must convince someone to jump in the pool, fully clothed.
15:17Shopping around.
15:19I'm not sitting here wet.
15:20Uh-uh.
15:21You have two minutes to find your minion.
15:22All right.
15:23All right.
15:24Come on, guys.
15:25Thanks, bro.
15:26Rita, I'm not even joking.
15:28I'll do everything in my power to repay you for all this shit.
15:30I promise you.
15:31You better.
15:32Johnny needs me.
15:33Not just because he's my friend in this house, but I also want to help him win this redemption challenge
15:39and defeat Tyson so we can vote his ass out.
15:43Survive this, Tyson.
15:44Will you say fuck it?
15:46Oh, my God.
15:48Do this one.
15:49I don't want to do this.
15:49You got this.
15:50Why don't you want to do this one?
15:51Because it's going to get worse, and I'd rather do the worst things.
15:53In this challenge, the Hitlisters can only do one of the tasks for themselves.
15:57So, strategically, it's better to have the minions do some of the earlier tasks first, because they're only going to
16:03get progressively weirder, harder, more difficult.
16:07If I get a hair tie, I will do it.
16:08Can we get a hair tie?
16:08Can we get Christina a hair tie?
16:10I have self-tanner on, I did my makeup today, and this hair can last me another week, so me
16:17getting in the pool is a really big deal.
16:21But I'm thinking Paul is a serious competitor, and if Paul wins the redemption, he will be my bitch.
16:29No, you can, now, run!
16:30Bye!
16:38You got this.
16:40Come on, Christine!
16:41Cannonball!
16:42Cannonball!
16:43Cannonball!
16:43Yeah!
16:44Ha-ha!
16:45Woo-hoo!
16:47Yes!
16:49Christine, why are they rolling you out?
16:52Come on!
16:53You got it, Christine!
16:53These jeans are so heavy!
16:57Round two for one point.
16:59Wear whatever the F I say.
17:01What the hell is this?
17:03Woo!
17:04Do you want to dry clothes?
17:05I'll do it.
17:06Cool.
17:07You get a little dry clothes for a second.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Hey, hey, Tom.
17:11Hey, can you do it?
17:12Yeah, I will.
17:13Okay.
17:15I don't want Tyson to win the redemption challenge, because if Tyson comes back into the house, he's going to
17:21want to retaliate.
17:22So I don't mind helping anyone, because, frankly, I don't really care who wins.
17:28All I care is that it's not Tyson.
17:31Minions, come on up.
17:33Okay.
17:34This?
17:34Perfect.
17:35Do this one.
17:36This one?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Yes.
17:38All right.
17:39You got your outfits picked.
17:40Go change.
17:59I'm not going to lie, Tom looks so fucking cute in this maid outfit.
18:06I wouldn't mind watching Tom clean my room for me as I lay in bed.
18:11You look great.
18:12I feel great.
18:13You need to dry clothes.
18:15Yeah.
18:15All right.
18:17This round, you are going to be given two options to choose from.
18:20And then it's up to you to decide which one you want to convince people to do.
18:24Option one, kiss and tell.
18:27Pick a minion and make out with them for 30 seconds.
18:32What?
18:35I really want Tyson to win, but absolutely no way.
18:39I have a girlfriend, like, hell no.
18:42What's two?
18:43What's the second choice?
18:44Or my personal favorite, a banana eating contest.
18:49Yay!
18:51All minions who compete in this will have five minutes to eat as many bananas as they can.
18:58Now, in five minutes, the minion to eat the most bananas wins the points, wins that round.
19:05This means that not everyone is going to be guaranteed the two points if they do this challenge.
19:11You have two minutes to find your minion.
19:13Go!
19:17I'm thinking, like, Christine, look, I know you got a boyfriend at home.
19:20But we're playing a game here.
19:21What's a kiss?
19:22Absolutely not.
19:24Johnny, I see what you're doing.
19:26The answer was no, is no, and will always be no.
19:30I'll stuff my face with bananas.
19:32Much rather do that.
19:35None of you love bananas, do you?
19:37What's the catch?
19:38I know.
19:39Many bananas you can eat.
19:40Oh, as many as I can.
19:41More than other people.
19:43Yeah, I mean, fucking, I, all right, I'll do it for you.
19:48Yeah, I can try.
19:49Yeah, I'll fucking try.
19:50Yeah.
19:50Yeah.
19:51Thanks.
19:52Yeah, okay.
19:53I'm married, I love my wife, but I'm certain to get two points for the make-out.
19:58That's guaranteed.
19:59The bananas, only one person comes out with points, so the safe bet for me right now is
20:05I need to do the make-out and stay on par with points.
20:08Come on, guys.
20:09Did you make out or no?
20:11With who?
20:12With you?
20:12Yeah.
20:14For 30 seconds?
20:15Yeah.
20:15Is your wife going to be all right with that?
20:17Yeah.
20:18It's you, New York.
20:20Do it.
20:20You good?
20:21Yeah.
20:21Okay.
20:22I know that Tyson is married, and I have a fiancé, but at the same time, Tyson has kept me
20:29safe
20:29in this game, so it's time to pucker up.
20:33On the mouth for 30 seconds in three, two, one, go.
20:41Lonely night, my mind is stuck on you again.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:51So I'm kissing New York, which means due to the transitive property, I'm making out with
20:58Flavor Flav.
21:00Yeah, boy.
21:01In three, two, one, eat your bananas.
21:06Come on, Christy.
21:06Yes, ladies.
21:07You got it.
21:08Let's go.
21:08Come on.
21:09Down the hatches.
21:09Nice.
21:10Nice, Christine.
21:12Christine's in the lead.
21:13Nice, Christine.
21:14Look for a little guy next time.
21:16Two and two.
21:17It's neck and neck.
21:19Woo!
21:20Ow!
21:21Ow!
21:22This is actually happening.
21:23Oh, my gosh.
21:24Five, four, three, two, one.
21:29Yeah!
21:31Yeah!
21:33New York, you have great lips.
21:34I know.
21:35You do, too.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Keep going.
21:37Five, four, three, two, one.
21:41Yay!
21:42Yay!
21:43Yay!
21:43Thank you, Vita.
21:44Oh, my goodness.
21:45Christine, thank you.
21:46Chani gets two points.
21:47And then we have Tyson.
21:50Two points, man.
21:51Nothing to, uh...
21:53Paul, you put up a goose egg that round.
21:55Sorry about that.
21:56Thank you for trying, Christine.
21:58Never in a million years did I think that the end of my House of Villains gameplay would be because
22:03of somebody's banana-eating abilities or lack thereof.
22:07I'm going to step it up, all right?
22:10Two options.
22:11Five points.
22:12The first one is going to be called Ratatouille.
22:15Fuck.
22:16You have to find a minion to keep their bare feet in a box of rats.
22:21You by yourself.
22:22For one full minute.
22:23Real rats?
22:24Yes, real ones.
22:26Option two, eight-legged facial.
22:29Find a villain to lay down and have a tarantula crawl on their face for one minute.
22:35I love tarantulas.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Come on.
22:38I love tarantulas.
22:39Come on, guys.
22:39And you wouldn't be afraid.
22:40I love tarantulas.
22:40Find your minions.
22:41I'm just sitting here.
22:43I might as well just help Paul earn some of these points.
22:46I love spiders.
22:47I'll do the rats.
22:47Will you be okay with it?
22:48Yes.
22:48I think it's pretty clear that I don't like Johnny very much.
22:51But the only reason any of us are helping any of these guys out is because two of them are
22:56coming back in the house and we have to continue playing the game with them.
22:59I've got to keep up appearances.
23:02Kate, you doing Ratatouille or are you doing the eight-legged facial?
23:05I'll be taking Ratatouille today.
23:07I'm already a black little spider.
23:09Ooh.
23:10You're going to put a spider on your face?
23:11Why not?
23:11All right.
23:12Tom, what are we doing? Ratatouille or eight-legged facial?
23:15I'm going to do Ratatouille.
23:16All right.
23:17Bring in the rats.
23:19Come on, guys.
23:20Ah!
23:20He's getting angry.
23:21You got it, Kate.
23:23Tom, I can't tell if that's the smell of your feet or the rats, man.
23:25Love you, Tom.
23:26It's just a little poop.
23:28It's just a little poop.
23:30Oh, look at him.
23:31You got it, New York.
23:32You got it, New York.
23:34Don't open your mouth, Leon.
23:36There he goes.
23:36It's okay.
23:37Those are just eyelashes.
23:38Those aren't your brethren.
23:40Oh, you're good, New York.
23:44He likes you.
23:45To get through this spider task, I am just literally checked out right now at a spa.
23:51I'm getting a manicure, a pedicure, a full body massage.
23:56I am in ecstasy.
23:59One minute.
24:00Oh!
24:02Oh!
24:03Oh, my God.
24:07Wow.
24:07Wow.
24:08Three, two, one.
24:11Ratatouille!
24:13Ratatouille!
24:15I don't want to look!
24:16Oh, there's a turd mask in between my clothes.
24:19Look at that.
24:22I'm pretty sure that's how the plague started.
24:24Now it is time for the main event.
24:27Just a little reminder.
24:28Johnny, Tyson, Paul, you have not yet chosen to do a challenge for yourselves.
24:33This is the final round.
24:34If you complete this round, you will bank ten points.
24:38And it is called Super Worm Knack.
24:41Oh!
24:42Find a minion to lie down in a box and have super worms poured all over them, and you have
24:49to stay there for one minute.
24:51Find your minion!
24:53All right.
24:53Found him.
24:54Wow.
24:55Stepping up to your last round, boys.
24:57I'm not in a good position.
24:59You know what?
24:59I'm just praying that somehow Johnny and Tyson can't complete this task, because that's
25:04really the only way that I can catch up.
25:08You sure?
25:09Yeah.
25:11Woo!
25:12Find your minion.
25:13Let's go.
25:14Yeah!
25:15Got it?
25:16I think I can do it, too.
25:17I know, but what if I'm a survivor?
25:20So now we're at the last task, and even though we're going to be
25:22so I could do it at this point, Johnny and I are tied, and Tom and I are thinking that
25:27maybe the tiebreakers, whoever has a minion, do the most tasks for them.
25:31Wow.
25:32I don't really know how the internet feels about Tom's commitment issues, but this man
25:36is clearly very committed to Tyson.
25:38If this was a house of minions, Tom would be the winner.
25:41That's so generous.
25:44Release the worms!
25:45Let's go!
25:47Woo!
25:48Woo!
25:48Woo!
25:49Oh, my God!
25:51Woo!
25:51Woo!
25:53Oh, my God!
25:55Oh!
25:56It stinks.
25:58Mm.
25:59Damn, they're biting me.
26:00I'm not going to lie, Johnny.
26:01This is probably more sanitary than being on Love Island.
26:04There's thousands and thousands of worms, and these worms are biting me every second, just
26:11all over my body.
26:13I'm sorry, Tyson, but I don't think I can do this.
26:16They're biting my fucking neck.
26:18They're sucking on your chain.
26:20And one is in my ass crack.
26:22One is in my ass crack.
26:24It's actually agonizing.
26:28I'm trembling. Like, I'm shaking for real.
26:31Come on, Johnny. I can do this.
26:33I'm just counting the seconds, just trying to get through it.
26:35Holy shit.
26:37Ah, fuck you, goddammit.
26:38Three, two, one, time!
26:43Way to go, Paul. How do I get out?
26:45Hold on, hold on.
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:48Bro, it's in my crotch. It's in my ass.
26:50Yeah, get the one out your crotch. I saw it go inside your pants.
26:52Get this guy out of here, please.
26:53It's so gross.
26:55All right, at the end, we have a tie.
26:58Johnny and Tyson tied with 19.
27:01Paul, you're at 17.
27:02This news is very hard to break to you,
27:04but you can no longer win this challenge.
27:06It sucks. It sucks because this could be it for me.
27:10I don't know how a winner is gonna be actually decided
27:12between Tyson and Johnny,
27:13but I'm rooting for my boy Johnny to win
27:15so that we both have a chance to stay in the game this week.
27:17You think I was gonna let the two of you walk away tied?
27:20Absolutely not.
27:21We're gonna be doing a tiebreaker.
27:23I hope you're fucking hungry.
27:25What in the...
27:26It's moving.
27:28It's moving.
27:28Holy fuck.
27:30Holy shit.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32I quit the show.
27:39You think I was gonna let the two of you walk away tied?
27:42Absolutely not.
27:43We're gonna be doing a tiebreaker.
27:45I hope you're fucking hungry.
27:48What in the...
27:50Holy fuck.
27:50It's moving.
27:51It's moving.
27:52I'd like to introduce all of you to these live hornworms.
27:55Holy fuck.
27:56Holy shit.
27:57Holy shit.
27:58Oh, my God.
27:59Which leads us to the name of this tiebreaker,
28:01Horny For You.
28:05You're gonna eat as many live hornworms as you can,
28:10one at a time, in one minute.
28:12Whoever eats the most wins and is off the hit list.
28:18All right, guys.
28:19Look how big they are.
28:23Three, two, one.
28:25Eat.
28:27Eat.
28:27Warm it up.
28:29Oh, my God.
28:31Yes.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Go, go, go.
28:35I love gummy worms,
28:36so I'm looking at these worms like I'm eating candy,
28:38but gummy worms don't move.
28:40They don't have horns on it.
28:43So the gummy worm mind trick,
28:45it's not working right now.
28:46It's disgusting.
28:48They're squirting.
28:49They're my chicken fingers.
28:50They're popping.
28:51Their skin is so tough.
28:53It's like gnawing on a tough piece of beef jerky.
28:56Johnny, you got them.
28:59How far will you go for a chance to win $200,000?
29:05I have limits.
29:16$200,000 is on the line.
29:17I am not losing this challenge.
29:20Oh, my God.
29:23I am not losing it.
29:24No!
29:31Wow!
29:31Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge,
29:33and you are off the hit list.
29:35Ah!
29:36Ah!
29:36Ah!
29:40Ah!
29:41Go give New York a kiss!
29:42Go give New York a kiss!
29:43Oh, yeah!
29:45Ah!
29:46Woo!
29:46Damn it.
29:47You guys are crazy, bro.
29:49It really sucks because Paul and I have been working together
29:51from the beginning.
29:52And we're both still on the hit list,
29:54so one of us is going to have to go home.
29:56Paul and Johnny, you're still fucked.
29:59Woo-hoo!
30:00I'm not going to lie.
30:01It's going to be nice to have my own room once Paul's out of here.
30:04I love you, Paul, but I got to stay, buddy.
30:06Wow.
30:07You guys are sick in the head.
30:11I feel traumatized.
30:12Me too!
30:13Oh!
30:15Oh, my God, I can't believe they ate that.
30:17Man, Tyson really, I mean...
30:19Did you see him?
30:20He's a massive fucking competitor.
30:23Tyson is a monster villain.
30:25He was eating a worm with horns and scales like it was popcorn.
30:29And now everyone knows who's making alliance with him.
30:32So everyone's going to be gunning for Tyson.
30:35I would love to know how he got Tommy to be his bitch.
30:40You mind if I shower, bro?
30:42Go ahead, bro. I already showered.
30:43I'm all fucked up, man.
30:45Wait, bro!
30:46What's up, bro?
30:46Real quick, let me brush my teeth, bro.
30:47I got warm in my teeth.
30:49Go ahead, G.
30:50Now I'm stuck on the fucking hit list with my only ally left in the game, Johnny.
30:54This sucks because one of us is inevitably gonna go home.
30:57And honestly, I don't feel great about my odds
30:59because Johnny had his designated minion, Drita.
31:02And me, I had to fight for the scraps.
31:04I'm super nervous, but I'm gonna try to work some magic here.
31:08It's been fun, my boy.
31:09It's been real, homie.
31:11How you doing, bro?
31:12Good, bro.
31:13Is Paul in here too?
31:14Yeah.
31:14The girls are totally playing us.
31:16I think they're way tighter than we give them credit for.
31:19Clearly, I'm in a fucking shit situation.
31:21Yeah.
31:21Because obviously, either me or Paul's going home.
31:24Tom hasn't said anything to beat me, buddy.
31:26I'm gonna convince him to keep you.
31:29I appreciate it.
31:29I kinda wanna see Paul go home more than Johnny
31:32because I've seen so many things on Twitter
31:35about what a mastermind Paul is.
31:37And just because I'm petty,
31:39I would love for him to just go right now.
31:41For me, that's almost enough.
31:43That was a good win.
31:44Good win.
31:46Big respect, dude.
31:47You too, brother.
31:50Mr. Bananas.
31:51You guys know this is my old room?
31:52That was my old bed.
31:53Stop.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Really?
31:55We used to have a spaceman in the corner.
31:58My agent said they don't do this shit on this show.
32:01Your agent lied.
32:03Honestly.
32:04You guys are awesome, dude.
32:05For real.
32:06You did so good.
32:06Bye.
32:06It was nice to meet you.
32:08You guys did, man.
32:08You guys really did that shit.
32:10I'm so fucking impressed by that.
32:18New York, does his tongue look swollen?
32:19Take a look at that.
32:20It's just...
32:21It looks normal.
32:22It does?
32:22It looked more or less swollen
32:23than when it was in your mouth an hour ago.
32:26It was never in my mouth.
32:27This is a married man.
32:28Unbelievable.
32:29Do you have bananas come in here and cause their trouble?
32:31Unreal.
32:39Hold on.
32:40It's cold.
32:42Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.
32:49Yee-haw!
32:49Beep, beep.
32:50Beep, beep.
32:51I'll see you later.
32:53Beep, beep, beep, beep.
32:54Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
33:00Why don't we go on my router?
33:03OK.
33:04There's a lot of things going on in my head right now.
33:06I mean, obviously, I'm super relieved and excited that Tyson is off the hit list.
33:12But I need to revisit this notebook that Kate found.
33:17On this side is New York, Christine, Trita, Plain, Kate.
33:21In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
33:24And on this side is Johnny, Paul, Ash, and Tyson.
33:28I feel like I trust Tyson the most here, but...
33:32I don't want to look stupid.
33:33I just want to ask you something, Paul.
33:35Yes.
33:36When you brought this to me...
33:37Yep.
33:39...your story, I mean, I'm just saying, at face value, it sounds a little...
33:44Weird.
33:45Weird.
33:45Weird.
33:45They are sharing a notebook.
33:47Tom, I'm not good at lying.
33:49Neither am I.
33:50I'm not.
33:51You have been good to me.
33:53And frankly, I don't have the energy to craft some huge scheme.
33:57But I'll tell you, Tyson was not including you in anything.
34:03Has he promised to take you to the end?
34:05Because...
34:06Yeah.
34:07Oh, well, he's making that deal with other people.
34:09How about that?
34:11After the hit list nomination, I was just going up the stairs.
34:15And he's like, you and me to the end.
34:17You and me to the end.
34:17And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:19Kate.
34:22We're gonna do this.
34:23Yeah.
34:24And that wasn't the only time.
34:25In fact, I had to say, and what about Tom?
34:29When he was down in the supervillain room.
34:31Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy.
34:35Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
34:39Well, because right now, I can go either direction.
34:42I don't see how that would have been a strategy to help you in any way.
34:49No.
34:49He was never including you, ever.
34:54Ever.
34:55I promise you.
34:57My point is, he's not loyal to you.
35:00I promise you that.
35:01And I'm not even asking you for anything in return.
35:03That's how you should know that I'm...
35:04I know.
35:05...being so real with you.
35:06I know.
35:07I just didn't know I...
35:09Hey.
35:10What's up, guys?
35:11How's it going, dude?
35:17Well, this is awkward.
35:19Vibe's a little off.
35:21And they're talking about me.
35:22But I'm gonna make it a little more awkward by walking around in my towel.
35:27I should ask him.
35:29Ask him.
35:30About?
35:31Yeah.
35:32I just wanted to get your permission.
35:33I like that.
35:33I love that.
35:34Okay, great.
35:35See, I wanted to get your permission.
35:36I love that so much.
35:37Tyson.
35:38Um, Kate is telling me that, like, you've come to her a bunch of times and you've mentioned,
35:42like, you and her to the end and, like, not me.
35:47I told you, Tom, when I said it's us and there's room for three there at the end.
35:53Okay.
35:54Seriously.
35:54My bad.
35:55Tyson is lying to somebody.
35:57I'm not sure if it's me or Tom.
35:59But either way, he's a liar.
36:01And I hope you guys have tons of fun.
36:06Bro, I would never betray you.
36:08You know that, right?
36:09I hope so.
36:10Like, she told me very specifically that she had to tell you what about Tom.
36:14Yeah, I promised Kate a final two deal and I know it's not great gameplay, but it's hard
36:19when you're playing a game of strategy to be completely loyal to somebody.
36:23You should have told me about that, though.
36:25You know I would fucking tell you.
36:27But, Tom, that shouldn't minimize what we built.
36:30We poop in the same toilet, share the same shower, nod at the same time, snap out of it.
36:36Do you understand what that fucking feels like?
36:38Yeah, but I'm telling you.
36:39I didn't tell you anything just because I didn't want it.
36:41Like, there's so much information going around that, like, some stuff is whatever.
36:46Tyson is trying to explain himself, but all I'm hearing is that he is making moves behind
36:52my back without telling me.
36:54And I have been fully transparent with Tyson.
36:57Is she, like, someone who mishears stuff?
37:00Or is she flipping that on you to flip on me?
37:03You never have.
37:04I never said finally anything.
37:05She was kind of rolling her eyes at you go, too.
37:08She was, like, going like this.
37:09She's like, yeah, no, it's fine.
37:10You never said that.
37:11Yeah, I must have misunderstood that.
37:13Yeah.
37:14She's playing you.
37:15You're my number one.
37:16I don't have any other number ones in here.
37:18Like, I'll cut anybody in this house before I cut you.
37:20Like, anybody.
37:21For any reason.
37:23Doesn't matter.
37:24Look, there's only one winner in House of Villains.
37:26So, as much as I love this romance, this romance is gonna have to end eventually.
37:32Maybe that time is now.
37:52I think I have a headache.
37:53From the bananas.
37:55I will never enjoy a banana again.
37:58I know.
37:58I, you know that's my favorite thing to eat and I hate them now.
38:02Ugh.
38:04The smell.
38:05I don't know if I'll ever get over that.
38:08Real quick, I wanted to let you know.
38:09Yeah.
38:10You're the only person I would vote for at the end.
38:12Like, I'm that tight with you.
38:14Like, I like you the most in here and I'm locked in.
38:17Yeah.
38:17Like, you could fuck me over in any way imaginable and I would still vote for you to win.
38:22And I should have shared more information with you for sure.
38:25Yeah.
38:26But going forward, I'll tell you everything.
38:29Like, I've been telling you pretty much everything.
38:31That was just like a tricky situation for me.
38:34Yeah.
38:35I have to do whatever I can to make Tom, my friend, who I love, know that I am with
38:42him.
38:43I can feel his mistrust, his skepticism towards me, and I kind of hate it.
38:50Well, I'm voting however you can decide that you want.
38:56Okay.
39:03I don't, I mean, I don't know.
39:07Good night.
39:08You going back to bed?
39:09Yeah.
39:12Did you do good selling houses?
39:14No.
39:15You don't even, like, I don't even know what happens here.
39:18On Selling Sunset, is the goal to sell the most houses?
39:25You guys haven't seen the show, have you?
39:28Winning was like having the slayest looks.
39:40The Banishment is happening tonight and I'm still on the hit list, which is, as you would imagine, a horrible
39:47place to be.
39:47Especially because I don't trust a word anybody in this house says.
39:51So, mama, I am terrified.
39:54What's up, y'all?
39:55Can I have a sofa?
39:56Yes.
39:56We've been waiting for you.
39:57Cute.
39:58How are y'all feeling?
39:59Okay, after the tarantula situations and bugs?
40:02Such a boss.
40:03That tarantula.
40:04That shit was hard.
40:04But, like, when I tell you I tried my damn hardest, and I saw that yesterday when you helped me
40:09with the spider.
40:09Hi.
40:10Can I steal some of your time?
40:12I hope so.
40:14You look beautiful.
40:15Oh, thank you.
40:16Oh, I got a helping hand today.
40:18I wonder why.
40:19All this time, I've been in this house and Johnny has never offered to help me get out of my
40:24seat.
40:25Oh, sweetie, this is a last ditch effort to get my vote, but I played this game enough to know
40:32that it is so important to listen to people and to see if they can offer me anything in this
40:38game.
40:38I know we've had our, um, tips and back and forth.
40:42Yeah.
40:43There was a lot of that between us.
40:45When I had the power put you down.
40:47That's where I'm on the fence about what I'm gonna do.
40:50But I don't trust Paul.
40:53You don't trust Paul?
40:54I don't trust him.
40:55Cause Paul is very back and forth and wishy-washy.
40:58He showed me that when he had the purple hand.
41:00He didn't abuse his power enough for me.
41:02It's kinda like he just kinda backed into whatever you wanted.
41:05Somebody like that can fuck with my game at the end of the day.
41:11Like, when it counts the most.
41:12So if I were to keep you safe, what could you offer me?
41:15Yeah, the thing is, I don't really have any ambitions or alliances.
41:18I've been working with Paul and Ashley, and they're both about to be gone.
41:22So realistically, I'm in the dark now.
41:24If I stay here, we can work.
41:26I know what I'm gonna do tonight.
41:28And whatever you end up doing, won't blame me for it.
41:31You won't have to.
41:32You'd be thanking me for it.
41:34I love that.
41:35Going to the banishment, there's only five people that are voting.
41:38Christine, in my mind, she's kinda up in the air.
41:40But I got Drita, New York.
41:42I'm glad we talked.
41:43And then there's Tyson and there's Tom.
41:45I trust Tyson more than I trust Tom.
41:47But Tom is very close to Tyson in this house.
41:50So I'm hoping Tom is willing to work with me.
41:52If I think about it like that, those numbers look good.
41:55Johnny, after this talk, I feel much better.
41:57Me too.
42:01I know that things can go one way or another, but like, if you save me, bro, I owe you.
42:06No, I know.
42:07I know that.
42:08I owe you.
42:09Yeah.
42:09I would be indebted.
42:11Yeah.
42:11So, I hope that means something.
42:17It does.
42:18Shit is getting real.
42:19Every alarm bell is ringing on the inside.
42:22So if I start freaking out, act paranoid, weird, whatever, it's because I'm not in a good position.
42:29I know you're thinking endgame.
42:31To some degree.
42:33Maybe.
42:33I mean, yeah.
42:34Yeah.
42:35I have my limits, man.
42:36Right.
42:37And I did lose big brother.
42:39Yeah.
42:39So I just want to point that out too.
42:41I'm trying to listen and I'm trying to give him something.
42:44I don't have the people that look at me and go, hey, I'll do that for you.
42:48But it's like when you're on the phone with somebody that you should be on the phone with, but don't
42:52really care to be on the phone with.
42:54I just don't or else you would see.
42:56Right.
42:57And if you thought maybe Ashley would have been that for me or Johnny would have been that for me,
43:00they're gone.
43:01I know.
43:01And you're just like, yeah.
43:03Uh-huh.
43:04Okay.
43:05Sure.
43:05That's all I got to say, bro.
43:06Okay.
43:07Yeah.
43:07Cool.
43:07I get it.
43:08Thank you, bro.
43:16Millens, time to get ready for your next banishment ceremony.
43:20You have one hour.
43:23Paul, anytime he scrambles, he creates as much chaos as he can.
43:27Jamie seems like if he tells you what he's going to do, he's like going to be a straight shooter
43:31with us.
43:38There you are.
43:40What's up, dude?
43:41How you feeling?
43:43Good.
43:43Just trying to gauge.
43:45Did you talk to Tom?
43:47I haven't talked to Tom, no.
43:48He hasn't told me which way he's going necessarily.
43:52All you need is three votes.
43:54Yeah.
43:54Just follow up quick with him or have some short words with him for sure.
43:58Definitely will.
43:59I want Johnny back in the house over Paul, but I feel like Tom doesn't fully trust Johnny because Johnny
44:04wanted to put Tom up on the hit list.
44:07So now I need to rely on Johnny to convince Tom to keep him in the game.
44:12Are you on the fence with us at all?
44:14I'm not on the fence with us, but...
44:15I'll definitely talk to him.
44:16Yeah, pull on the fence whenever you can.
44:18Absolutely.
44:18Before it's too late.
44:25Can I steal you for a second, bro?
44:27Sure, man.
44:28Real quick.
44:31All right, bro.
44:32So obviously, you know what this conversation's about.
44:35Yeah.
44:36All right.
44:37So right now, I know that when it comes to you and I, I feel like ever since I even
44:42considered putting you on the hit list, I didn't know if you were, like, pushed the wrong way because of
44:47that.
44:48That conversation about putting you on the hit list was me being straightforward with you.
44:53I'm worried about drawing a line in the sand in the house.
44:56So, Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination knowing that I have your back and make sure
45:01100% you will not go home.
45:04I'm gonna level with you, Johnny.
45:05Yeah.
45:05During the toxic tea challenge, I literally got two people out to make sure that you became super villain.
45:12I think it was you.
45:14No!
45:16Then you wake up the next morning, and then you decided to tell me at the reward outing, I'm going
45:23on the hit list.
45:24And then on top of it, you're, like, kind of being a prick about it, and I have to just
45:28sit there and take it.
45:29Bro, I didn't put you down.
45:31Do you not understand that point?
45:32What?
45:33If you would have busted your ass to make sure that I'm super villain, you know who the last person
45:36is that's getting put on the hit list?
45:38You, dude.
45:39No, not enough of that shit.
45:41No, I'm saying.
45:41Don't dismiss my feelings, dude.
45:42I'm not dismissing them.
45:43I've acknowledged that.
45:44You've proven your point.
45:45I got you, bro.
45:46But I'm telling you, I literally did not put you down because I couldn't guarantee your safety.
45:50Even when you knew you couldn't guarantee my safety, you were still thinking about putting me down.
45:54Don't act like you weren't.
45:55Oh, my God, because I have thoughts about things.
45:57If this fight is for real, then I think God or Satan, not sure which one, might just be on
46:07my side here.
46:11There's, like, a heated conversation going on inside.
46:14Between Johnny and Tom?
46:16Yeah.
46:17I wanted to vote out Paul and keep Johnny, but now Tom and Johnny are fighting, and this isn't good
46:23for my game, because I may have to say goodbye to Johnny just to keep Tom close to me.
46:28I think he wasn't appreciative of the fact that Johnny wanted to use him as, like, a...
46:32As a decoy?
46:33Yeah.
46:33It should have been a no-brainer.
46:35I can't guarantee his safety.
46:36I'm not putting him down.
46:37Bro, I understand, which is why I...
46:39You don't understand.
46:40You did not go through what I...
46:42How the fuck do I not understand?
46:42You don't understand.
46:43Bro, I understand as...
46:44You didn't go through what I went through.
46:45So don't act like you understand.
46:46Oh, my God, bro.
46:47Like, what the hell?
46:48You're saying all this shit to me.
46:50I'm hearing you.
46:51And then you're just saying, but.
46:52And I'm understanding it.
46:52I'm not butting anything.
46:54I'm telling you my explanation as to why I did what I did.
46:57I hear your explanation.
46:58You can feel how you want to feel.
46:59I am.
47:00Yeah.
47:00I do feel how I feel.
47:01Yeah.
47:01For a reason.
47:02Because of your actions.
47:03My actions.
47:03You can say everything you want to say, but your actions speak louder.
47:06My actions of not throwing you down.
47:09And you're fucking crying about it.
47:10I'm so sorry that I couldn't guarantee your comfort the whole time.
47:13When I didn't fucking throw you down.
47:15Because I didn't feel safe enough.
47:16Because you had to be convinced.
47:17Putting you in a fucking vulnerable position, and I couldn't bring you back.
47:20Oh, no.
47:20They're like standing up and like in each.
47:23Okay.
47:24They're getting aggressive?
47:25Not.
47:25I don't know.
47:26It went from sitting to standing.
47:27I don't know.
47:28You made a smart move not putting me down.
47:30Because I would have exposed the alliance.
47:31I would have exposed what you did to me.
47:33Like you said to me.
47:34Like you said to me.
47:35What? Go ahead.
47:36I've made my decision.
47:37So save your breath.
47:38Hey, great, Tom.
47:39Thanks.
47:39Great conversation.
47:41Fucking dickhead.
47:43Fuck that.
47:46You good?
47:46Yeah.
47:48You fucking bitch.
47:50Men do not talk to each other like that.
47:53Unless they're ready to throw down.
47:55And Tom knows that he's safe in here.
47:57Which is why he's trying to act all big and bad.
47:59So I hope you guys at home know that Tom is just flexing for the fucking cameras.
48:03Because he would not fucking talk to me like that in the streets.
48:06I have not been this pissed off in a very long time in real life.
48:09Oh, fucking pussy.
48:10Like, bro, you're a fucking weasel.
48:22Y'all had a little thing going on?
48:24I didn't hear, but...
48:26You're voting for Johnny, right?
48:27Well, I got really confused.
48:30Vote for Johnny, y'all.
48:33I got my mind set up on keeping Johnny.
48:36But now I'm hearing from Tom, Johnny should actually go.
48:40But the HBIC does her own thing.
48:43So I have some thinking to do.
48:46Do you have more suits like this you're going to be wearing around the house?
48:49Maybe.
48:50Okay, I look forward to it.
48:55If this house was smart, for real, everyone would keep Johnny here.
49:00You want to know why?
49:01Tom and Jerry?
49:03They would be on fire.
49:06They'd be like, how the fuck did this happen?
49:08Like, we control what happens.
49:11I need Johnny here.
49:13Johnny is my friend.
49:14I care about him.
49:15And right now, I need to really figure out how I can convince Christine to keep Johnny in the house.
49:21Here's why I have a hard time voting tonight.
49:25The issue is Johnny would have your back.
49:28He wouldn't have both of our backs.
49:30He would have both of ours.
49:31Because Johnny didn't do us dirty ever.
49:33Yeah.
49:34And never voted against us.
49:35Oh, no, no, no.
49:36What I'm saying is that I know that Walt would have my back from yesterday.
49:42But Johnny always had you.
49:43There's a big difference.
49:44Yeah.
49:45It's a no-brainer.
49:47He didn't put you up there when he had the chance.
49:49And you can make me happy, your roommate.
49:51Don't you want to make your roommate happy?
49:53If Paul stays, they're going to be all hunky-dory and bombed.
49:58For me, if I'm playing a game, I don't want that.
50:01Yeah.
50:02I'd rather have the beef than the bondage.
50:05So we're voting for Paul.
50:09Right.
50:13We're stepping, high stepping in heels.
50:19I'm never going to get used to it.
50:21Hello, villains.
50:22I'd like you to go through the secret bookcase that everyone knows is not a secret.
50:28Johnny shot himself in the foot because he decided to fight with Tom.
50:32But part of me thinks that's bad because if they have conflict, maybe you want to keep
50:35him in the house.
50:36That's an obvious rivalry.
50:37So I'm going in here, expecting the worst, hoping for the best.
50:40And at this point, I'm really at these people's mercy.
51:08Is Joel usually here?
51:09Yes.
51:10Yes, he is.
51:11Okay, great.
51:32Joel?
51:41Oh, my name is Joel.
51:42Oh.
52:11There's the man in the house.
52:12There's the man in question.
52:12Oh, hi, guys.
52:13Hi, John.
52:14Hi.
52:19Villains, tonight is your third banishment ceremony.
52:23It's the battle of two great sex symbols from House of Villains season three.
52:27Johnny, for most red-blooded Americans, and Paul, for people who hang out at too many Renaissance
52:33fairs.
52:37This will be our second banishment of the week.
52:40Ashley was banished by local urgent care, as we know.
52:45So funny.
52:48Ashley, you're sick.
52:50You need to leave the house.
52:54Kate, you are the supervillain.
52:56Please, dramatically take your throne.
52:59Look at that.
53:03Man.
53:05You are a real showman.
53:06Yep.
53:07Johnny, Paul, you guys are up for banishment.
53:10Please, go stand in front of your chairs.
53:21Johnny, Paul, the rest of the villains are about to vote on which of you will be banished from the
53:28house.
53:28Johnny, do you have a final plea?
53:32I do.
53:33I've been nothing but honest with the people that I have been working with.
53:36And, Kate, did you guys all the favor of putting that on blast?
53:40And there's no secrets now.
53:42Ashley's gone.
53:43I'm up here with my roommate.
53:44We were clearly gaming.
53:45There's no secret.
53:47But before leaving this house, I do want to say, coming from a show where I spent a majority of
53:53my time arguing with bitches over shit about hurting their feelings, not making their feelings feel valid.
54:00That's all bullshit, Tom.
54:02And I thought that your way of handling that was childish, immature.
54:06You were throwing a fit.
54:08Today, it was ridiculous.
54:09I went to bat for you.
54:10Okay, dude.
54:11No, this is my time.
54:12This is my speech.
54:13I hope to God, for your sake, you've done enough politicking that I don't come back.
54:17Because I can assure all you guys, I have no enemies in this house besides Tom.
54:22Okay.
54:22Because the way you showed your true colors to me today was a complete display of your character.
54:28Great.
54:29Yeah, great.
54:30So, first of all, it's nice to know what you refer to women as on Love Island.
54:35Oh, yeah, good.
54:36As far as keeping...
54:36I was actually referring to you.
54:37No, it's my turn to talk.
54:38I was referring to you as a bitch, bro.
54:39Oh, oh.
54:40Yeah, that's what you said.
54:41Find me one girl in this world that I've ever called a bitch to her face.
54:43You gave me your word.
54:44You gave me your word.
54:45And guess what?
54:46When we made an alliance.
54:46Yeah, go ahead.
54:47A one of five of us would win and not put each other on the hit list.
54:50You broke that word.
54:51When did I put you on the hit list?
54:52Oh, I'm sorry.
54:53When did I put you on the hit list?
54:54I'm sorry, you put the gun in my mouth, pulled it back out, put it back in my mouth, pulled
54:58it back out.
54:59Oh, I guess you're not an asshole then.
55:00I mean, come on, dude.
55:01Okay.
55:02I'm telling you one thing.
55:02Way more people hate me than hate you out there.
55:06I'm not surprised.
55:06And they're gonna watch you, the way you acted.
55:07I'm not surprised.
55:08And your cocky ass and, like, the way you fucking, like, it behoove you to get over that real quick,
55:13Tom.
55:14Bro.
55:14You told me the night before I wasn't going on the hit list.
55:16Then you changed your mind.
55:17And this is why the conversations go like this, bro.
55:19Okay, bro.
55:20Okay, bro.
55:21Okay, cool.
55:21What you did was fucked up.
55:23Get a grip, Tom.
55:24Get a grip.
55:25You are right.
55:26You are right.
55:27What the fuck is your problem?
55:28I'm gonna have a grand mal seizure.
55:30All right.
55:30Wow.
55:32Guys, we weren't rolling on that.
55:35Do it again?
55:36Here goes.
55:37Uh, Paul, leader of our choir, you're up for banishment.
55:41Do you have a 25-minute final plea?
55:43I want to let you guys know that I've been in this position now more than anybody in this game.
55:48I have had to fight to stay in this game.
55:50I have had to expose my cards.
55:52I have had to show myself.
55:54And if you guys choose to keep me in this game, I don't really have even a basic ally to
55:59come back to because my two roommates will be gone.
56:02Aside from my roommates, during that redemption challenge, I had to ask and beg even the person who put me
56:09up here to help me.
56:11I didn't really have somebody.
56:13You don't even believe none of the words you just sped out here.
56:17Of course I do.
56:17You're just a liar.
56:18And you wearing that priest robe.
56:20But, sweetie, ain't nobody asking you for prayer or a communion cracker.
56:24When are you gonna be real?
56:26I like to think I have been.
56:27I'm so sick of Paul because he's really trying to weigh on heartstrings.
56:31I rose to this spider occasion to help Paul out.
56:35Stop making all these excuses.
56:37I don't want to hear it because you can count on me.
56:40Right, Tiffany, but I don't know that in those moments.
56:43I'm not sure because you also were kissing Tyson.
56:46Keep putting your foot in your mouth, Rabbi.
56:48Keep going.
56:48You will not be the new pope.
56:50He's already been elected, honey.
56:52Um, right.
56:54I've been up here.
56:55Never mind.
56:56Whatever.
56:57Choir has spoken.
56:59Guys, we are gonna vote now.
57:04Tom, you're up first.
57:06Please go vote.
57:13Bye, bitch.
57:15I don't know if the straps are long enough to accommodate Johnny's muscles,
57:19but we are gonna try.
57:20Do you have a seat belt extender?
57:23Probably be a bit.
57:24Good lord.
57:35This is a fantasy I've always had, Paul.
57:38Sounds like a fucked up fantasy.
57:40Yes.
57:44The votes are in.
57:45I shall now grab the banishment tablet.
57:53The third villain to be banished from the house, fourth, if you're including Ashley, with a vote of four to
58:01one, is Johnny Middlebrooks.
58:10No fucking way.
58:11It is Johnny.
58:14Do you have any last words, Johnny?
58:17To be honest, I feel like less of a villain after leaving this house.
58:20Uh, it's been a pleasure, everybody.
58:22Have fun.
58:23Good luck.
58:24Watch your back.
58:26Good luck, bro.
58:27Love you, Drita.
58:28Thank you for the vote.
58:29Okay, Kate.
58:30I know this is hard for you, but do your thing.
58:33Sorry, Johnny.
58:35The house has spoken.
58:40Another banishment ceremony is in the books.
58:42The game only gets more competitive and intense from here.
58:47But as all of you have certainly said to a cosmetic surgeon at one point, chin up.
58:54Everyone, head back to the house.
58:57We'll see you tomorrow.
58:59Enjoy your dinner of worms.
59:02Bye, you guys.
59:02Bye.
59:03See ya.
59:03All right.
59:04Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
59:06Yeah, thank you.
59:06You made it, man.
59:07You survived.
59:09Fuck.
59:10What?
59:11No way, bro.
59:13What?
59:17Next, on House of Villains.
59:19Did you touch this letter?
59:21No, I did not.
59:22Are you lying to me?
59:24Why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter?
59:27Congratulations.
59:28You're on the hit list.
59:30You should do this.
59:31Who is ready to bust a nut?
59:33Me!
59:33I want this so bad.
59:35She wins.
59:36I'm fucking jerked.
59:38You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
59:42Sorry about that.
59:42It's a real big bummer.
59:43Tom Sandoval.
59:44Sorry I had to go through that.
59:45He's a worm with a mustache.
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