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00:01What are you going to do to share with me?
00:02I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kind of feel like I was made for this
00:05Think I feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Thinking about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone away for this
00:11Take the pic but don't feel to this
00:13I'm gonna have to take grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by it for this
00:18She gon' have me on my rage
00:28She's gonna have me on my rage
00:29Oh, yeah, come on, Nassai.
00:32I was hoping that was something
00:33Rita, then a momentary intercourse
00:35I was hoping it was you
00:36You might tell me that it's mine
00:38I was hoping that was something
00:39But that would keep me digging over time
00:59Famalicious
01:02Are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me
01:05But I just need you to understand
01:07Famalicious
01:09Famalicious
01:10Hate you
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not
01:13Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position
01:17It's David versus Goliath
01:19Potter versus Voldemort
01:21Frodo versus Sauron
01:23You do realise that the small guys
01:25won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head
01:29at the Hustings
01:30But I warn you
01:33I play dirty
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see
01:40So fun
01:41Like you're coming up in the Earth
01:43tomel Davie
01:47And that's why
01:49Come on
01:53I wish you could do the five
01:54Things like
01:56WIhmm
02:01There's no
02:02You don't have to be
02:03And you don't have to...
02:04Good
02:06You don't have to deal with the
02:10You don't have to leave
02:17Felix
02:17Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself
02:20Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents
02:24But just don't be wasting my time
02:25Exams start soon
02:26Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs
02:28I don't care
02:29But just don't play with my work, I'm serious
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke
02:35Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library
02:38Well, I can do you one better
02:42First-hand sources and documents
02:45Courtesy of
02:49My godfather
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever
02:51Yeah
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in
02:59Alright
03:00No fucking about
03:01You've got to get this done by today
03:02Preferably by six
03:03Great, yeah
03:04I'm going to go shower
03:05Cool
03:08Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah
03:10Cool
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40Well, if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest, so you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote
03:45for me, me
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar, thank you very much
03:49Get out my face
03:51Ouch-a
03:52Femi for don
03:54Say cheese
03:55Femi for don
03:55Femi for don
03:56Femi for don
03:56Femi for don
03:56Femi for don
03:57Femi for don
03:57Femi for don
03:57Femi for don
03:57Femi for don
03:57Femi for don
03:59Femi for don
04:09Femi for don
04:23Oh god, yeah, you'd look like Beth
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26I can't win this
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest, I hardly think my brother's top of the food chain
04:30He's bribing people for the vote
04:32What?
04:33Fun-sized dairy snacks?
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning
04:36Hi, ladies
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad
04:49Okay, well
04:50What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's gonna find out that I've lied
04:56I've already told them I've got the internship
04:58I'm sure they'll understand
04:59You don't know my family
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:18Oh, Mark
05:19Hey, hey, hey
05:20Musky, oh natural, I like it
05:23You have not a chance to shout
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece
05:26Oh my god, no way
05:28Wait, so the peaches are like
05:29Dead, gone
05:30Oh, thank god
05:31I'm so happy for you
05:32Is this it?
05:33Hey, hey, hey
05:33It's all about the anticipation
05:35The drama
05:36The reveal
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me
05:41Or, like, who I am
05:42And that isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings
05:48Who said that?
05:49Me
05:50I did
05:51Yeah, I just know
05:52But I'm just, I'm so proud of you, seriously
05:54Oh, don't get too excited
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition
06:03Don't fall into place
06:04Oh my god, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer
06:10Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows
06:25Toby, we need to talk
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate
06:28Urgent revision
06:29Hey, it's Abby
06:30It's important
06:31Yo, Abby
06:32It's me again
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights
06:38And I can't afford these business class flights
06:40So, call me back
06:42Toby
06:42What, you're looking fine
06:44Fine, boy
06:45What, no pimple
06:46Like your dimple, simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today
06:49A few people
06:50Okay, listen
06:50Move, man, I'm booking flights
06:52Oh, you're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out
06:56Being the Dominus Calamity means I have to get people to like me
06:59I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most likely to stop you right there?
07:04No
07:04Just a few hours of your time
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours
07:07I've got revision to do
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with his Japanese job
07:11And
07:13Well, Abby's hiding from me and that
07:16Move out my way
07:18Air miles
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive
07:26Okay, so get to the point
07:27All right
07:28What are you talking about, air miles?
07:29London to Lagos
07:30Family of four
07:31Twice a year
07:32My dad has thousands
07:33So what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the Don
07:36I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few
07:39Which means I can slip a few to you
07:46Two hours
07:47I'll help you
07:48Yeah?
07:50Yeah
07:50Yeah
07:50Oh, my God
07:51What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53Put me down
07:53Put me down
08:03Absolutely not
08:05But, mistress
08:05This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining
08:11Top art schools are coming to this exhibition
08:13And it's a big deal for students
08:15It is not all about you
08:18Yes, mistress
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements
08:40They're caffeine tablets
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm
08:52Damn
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good
09:00I've got some stuff here
09:03Or some
09:07Thanks
09:12I really am sorry
09:15You know, for being at your yard
09:17And treating like that
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up
09:20I know, but
09:22That's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway
09:32He seems like a dickhead
09:34I'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead
09:36You know I'm right
09:38Dad's a shit
09:40It's a fact of life
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me
09:45But
09:47It was just about the divorce
09:50Left before the income
09:51Your mum's signature was even drier
09:54So
09:55It's either Cambridge
09:56Or staying home with her
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money is yours
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job
10:06God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund
10:09What a tragedy
10:10Yeah, I know
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:18After all, you're doing really well
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah
10:31Each candidate has their own thing
10:33Mabel has cupcakes
10:34Cheddar's got cheese
10:36Like, obviously they've been working on their campaign for weeks
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind
10:41So everything rests on my hustling speech
10:43Which I've been working on
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim
10:48That, uh, that X factor
10:49That
10:51Tobyism
10:52Right, well
10:52I am one of one and can't be replicated
10:54But
10:56We'll try
10:57Let's see what you got
10:57So, uh
10:59I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny
11:02So, uh
11:03I'm gonna start with a joke
11:07Knock, knock
11:11Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:19Well, after everybody laughs
11:20And it breaks the ice
11:22I go on to say
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor
11:27I'm here for your vote
11:28To elect me as your Dominus Kalami
11:30Bro, I'm bored
11:31Bro, because you're not listening
11:32I'm not listening
11:34Because I'm bored
11:35It's about presentation
11:36For starters
11:37You're there mumbling into your chest
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious
11:40Okay, so what's the room for the rally students gonna make you go?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you
11:50Pick up your top lip
11:51You're the actor
11:52You're the actor
11:54You might not be confident
11:55But you can, you know
11:57I don't know
11:58Act
11:59Like you're confident
12:00How?
12:01Stand up
12:05Chin up
12:06Chest up
12:07Deep breath
12:10Sell it to me
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen
12:15My name is Femi Adebayor
12:18Adebayor
12:18And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami
12:24Better
12:24Less with the gunfingers, but good
12:26Okay
12:26Again
12:26Alright
12:28Promises, promises, promises
12:29Said you do it later
12:30But later never came
12:31I've abolished astonishment
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in
12:34I'm made of diamonds
12:35You're made of cobblestone
12:36I'm in alignment
12:36You're in a trouble zone
12:39Okay
12:40Not do that
12:41Okay
12:42Okay
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yep, pretty good
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:48Yeah, sure
12:49Um
12:51Okay
12:52Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations
12:56Disrupting societies, economies and cultures
12:59European powers exploited indigenous resources
13:02Enriching themselves while impoverishing local populations
13:06Sounds familiar
13:07Yeah
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:14I thought you only cited the quote
13:16Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote
13:19Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um
13:28Not on this page
13:29Not on this page
13:31This stuff is my own
13:34This is mostly AIs
13:35AI, bro
13:36Yeah
13:36You can't be using AI, they will find out
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No
13:47No, no, no
13:48Not at all
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot, I know you're lying
13:50I'm not lying
13:51I just need some massaging
13:53You know what, send it over to me
13:54Um
13:54Um, and
13:56I'll have a play around with it
14:13Okay
14:14Okay
14:21It's not around the houses, Mr. Graham
14:22You're always holding
14:23I don't know what you're talking about, sir
14:27Honestly, sir
14:28I don't know how that got there
14:29Right, open your bag
14:30No, not that bad
14:34Just what the doctor ordered
14:36Ladies and gentlemen
14:38My name is
14:38Femi
14:39Adebayo
14:46How do you think of my name?
14:47What's the matter?
14:54Yeah, what are you doing?
14:57Uh, nothing
14:58Good we have to go and support Femi because every vote counts so let's go what now talking about now.
15:03Yes now
15:09But I can't lie to us we some things or something cuz it's my fucking yeah, no
15:12I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower
15:22So we said we have to help Femi out yeah, and it's happening right now. Yeah, I can't cuz I'm
15:26busy
15:27All right. Are you okay? No because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader
15:33So stitch him I can't we're being marked and working together plus
15:38I can't feel bad for him. You're like kicking a puppy a spoil entitled problematic puppy. I
15:47Don't know. I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand
15:53So you're gonna do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism so
15:58that you can help your privileged white boy buddy
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was gonna meet Benjamin
16:05I'm sure he'll understand just get- I was planning to get Dick down and just- I beg your
16:10pardon
16:10The Hustings is just an excuse to get wasted. Wish Femi the best for me. I've got shit to do
16:15You probably had lots of points apart from you two's getting out of the library. That's rude. Thank you. Goodbye
16:22Okay, visual sorted. What's next? You know what? I think you're good from here. I've got everything. Really? Yeah, yeah,
16:29yeah
16:29Um, I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do on my part. You can just leave
16:32me with it. I promise. Okay
16:35cool
16:40Oh
17:08You're good
17:09Right, settle down. Settle down
17:12Settle down
17:13Here we come
17:31Now I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy
17:34We're choosing the Dominus Calamee
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision
17:40However
17:41See me afterwards, Quentin
17:43However, becoming the Dominus Calamee is a great St. Gilbert tradition
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honor
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony
17:55But you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador
18:00Miss Macdonald
18:02Miss Macdonald
18:13Gentlemen boys, and thank you Jonathan
18:18Welcome to the hustings for the 106th election of the Dominus Calamee
18:28The first to receive
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks Quentin
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins
18:36But first
18:37A few words
18:38From our candidate!
18:45My best friend Leah
18:47And my girlfriend Devonye
18:49For checking my privilege
18:50You took a flawed acorn
18:53And turned her into a fully fledged ally tree
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and-
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:08Well I did just say a few words
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a bloody good party
19:19To vote for any of my competitors
19:23Cheeseboy
19:25Flemmie
19:26Or the ginger
19:27Would be a vote for mediocracy
19:30But I'll let you decide
19:33Thank you
19:34Thank you Chaplain Jones
19:40You have my vote
19:42Up next we have
19:43Sammy Femi
19:44Oh sorry
19:46Femi Adebayo
19:56Hello ladies and gentlemen
19:57My name is Femi Adebayo
19:59And I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's Kalami
20:04Some of you may see this as a position
20:08As a position, a popularity contest
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
20:18Foundations
20:18Of some
20:21Foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever
20:29Wow, that was uninspiring
20:33Up next we have
20:35Charles
20:35Johnny
20:44Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:50Yeah, yeah
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there
20:54He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub
20:57Rather than a dong
21:00Yeah, I'm joking
21:01I'm joking
21:01I mean, nice effort
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it really?
21:06Resilient?
21:07Resourceful?
21:07I know that
21:08Better than anyone
21:09I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes
21:12So he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week
21:15Yeah, no I know, gross
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi
21:25Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you
21:31If you don't have a personality
21:33You just take someone else's
21:36Isn't that right?
21:37Semi Femi
21:46What else?
21:47Oh yes
21:50Vote for me!
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need
22:06And now, it's time to VOTE!
22:10VOTE!
22:11VOTE!
22:19VOTE!
22:20VOTE!
22:20VOTE!
22:21VOTE!
22:22VOTE!
22:23VOTE!
22:24VOTE!
22:26VOTE!
22:28Yo, Omo
22:29Where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Hey, Omo, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen
22:34I know it's embarrassing
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but brother, we can't just bail on Femi now
22:38It's me and Johnny
22:38You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right
22:41Alright, cool
22:41At least hand in your vote
22:42Bruh, I gotta go
22:43Sorry
22:44Just cast your vote, bro
22:45Omo
22:46Cast your vote, man
22:49Your snake
22:51Snake in it, man
22:52Mr. Stakes
22:54Yeah, miss
22:55This doesn't look like a revision
22:58It's biology
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations
23:03So this is actually
23:04Right
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeon, huh?
23:06Thank you
23:09Uh, sorry, miss
23:09Sorry, excuse me
23:11Um
23:12Are you sure this is
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here?
23:16No, that's correct
23:18I've never got a B in my life
23:20This was a mock exam
23:21Imagine if it had been the real thing
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks
23:25I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
23:28Distracted by this and that
23:29Nah, miss
23:29Sorry, but that's not true
23:30I've been focused, miss
23:31I've been focused
23:32I have been focused
23:33I just
23:35Toby
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up
23:41You're not going to get the grace you need to get in
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise
23:46Let this be a wake-up call
24:04Oh
24:05My God
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be
24:08Cool and romantic and shit
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy
24:13Yeah
24:13Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock
24:16I cancelled
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel
24:26I'm sorry
24:28I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library but I have no
24:32choice
24:34I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand
24:38Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening but I actually got work to put in
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky you know
24:44Yeah, I know
24:45I don't think you do because if you did you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here
24:49Or if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened
24:54You know I was up at 5am today just so I could get the nail off to see you
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol unit
25:00That doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards
25:04You can leave now
25:07Yeah, I'm going
25:08Cool
25:12Stop
25:14Sigh
25:23Sigh
25:23It's over there
25:24It's over there
25:25It's over there
25:25It's over there
25:26It's over there
25:26You're crazy
25:28You don't think you should buy it anymore
25:30It might seem to be that much
25:32Are you from Severston?
25:40Alright, clear. Thanks.
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know. They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo.
26:05Until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.
26:13You know, just in case.
26:19Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leo.
26:28Yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Move!
27:03Move!
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time and then vote...
27:17...again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jesus!
27:23There we go!
27:25Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just the mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:41Show after a ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:07Show after a ball?
28:08Yeah.
28:08No, bro.
28:08What were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:12Busy.
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Well, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:21I'm just, I'm surprised.
28:23I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:24It's more of...
28:25Femmys, too.
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.
28:28Me.
28:29I had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now, it's looking like I haven't even got the option.
28:36Well, it's a mock.
28:38Like, bounce back.
28:39Jay, even if I can scrape it back,
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all of that shit.
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:52What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:58If she don't understand, then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming in.
29:09Bro.
29:10I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort.
29:13But...
29:13I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro.
29:16If I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.
29:20Yo.
29:21People are moving, innit?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23Alright.
29:24Alright, he said.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it.
29:38Nah.
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing, it's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us.
29:45Fighting.
29:46Harmonizing simultaneously.
29:47Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:10We're just different people.
30:12Different priorities.
30:13If that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing and he's great.
30:21Really lovely, in fact.
30:23And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way?
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:29I think I like him because he's safe.
30:33And I thought that was good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled by the button up look.
30:44I think you're attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.
30:55Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:11I watch a lot of Right at First Sight with my grandma.
31:14Dad.
31:15You heard of that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16Nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that?
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night.
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang.
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason.
31:47I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
32:14Yes!
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:22And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection.
32:25And overall, but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense.
32:31Like, because the dom has, like, like, like, never been a woman.
32:34So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:40Look at him as the dom.
32:41Ugh.
32:41Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:48Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes, I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them that...
33:26I'm a virgin.
33:32So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom, because it doesn't mean anything
33:41to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
33:51Well, it means something to me.
33:54I want to do our year justice.
33:57I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year.
34:02Full of absolute legends.
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit.
34:12Vote for someone who does.
34:31Vote for me, and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbray!
34:33Vote for me, and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbray!
34:44Yeah!
34:46That's right!
34:471040s!
34:48Unlimited weapons for everyone!
34:50Unlimited weapons for everyone!
34:51.
35:18Hi.
35:23I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just want to talk to you. I need
35:32to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is at, if any
35:41of you did it, but what are you doing? Is now a bad time? No. It's just, you know, I've
35:52kind of left me on read for the past, like, three days. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well,
35:58I was about to send you a message. Me first. Your mum said that you were getting cold for
36:04you about Cambridge, and that you weren't going because of me, and so I thought I could
36:08stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something. Yeah. Nah. Shit.
36:34Um. I love you, too.
36:43I love you.
36:54I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but, I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:16Me, Niamh.
37:18Me, Niamh.
37:25Me, Niamh.
37:27Me, Niamh.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:37Me, Niamh.
37:39I'm going to try.
37:41I love you.
37:43What?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:48I love you, too.
37:55I love you.
38:02I love you, too.
38:05I love you, too.
38:07Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:16Stramley!
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo!
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi!
38:36Welcome on up, Zechad.
38:55How did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glastow tickets.
39:04They saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:12I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but...
39:16David beat Goliath.
39:20You know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems,
39:23and I will find the truth!
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey!
39:34Hear my man about Hey!
39:35Is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death?
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, nah, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55Everyone's showing their A-level pieces and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
40:00It gives, uh, I don't, uh...
40:03Leo?
40:03Wait, what is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:14What do you think?
40:14It's giving emotion sickness.
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't do
40:23it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we gotta do it now.
40:25I don't usually agree with Carol, but...
40:29I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what, what do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
40:48He got...
40:49You, yeah.
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best out of your best.
40:53And then you, Femi.
40:53You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57No, no, no.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58You just ruined us.
41:00You know what, guys.
41:01Can you guys please go?
41:02Omar, listen.
41:03Our bad guy.
41:03Yeah, please.
41:04In fact, get out.
41:07Cool.
41:07Van Gogh?
41:09Huh.
41:20From the city.
41:23Oh.
41:23Oh.
41:34Oh.
41:35Oh.
41:36Oh.
41:37Oh.
41:54Oh
42:08Oh
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