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00:00From the brutes, bad dudes, nerds are passionate about a lot of things.
00:03But there's one thing they love above all else, and that is correcting people.
00:06This is I'm Axford.
00:20Join us on today's episode.
00:21We have Coltwell Turner and Kiana Consmith.
00:24Hi.
00:25Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika.
00:27What up?
00:28You all right?
00:28Emily Axford and Brian Murphy.
00:30Hi.
00:31Yes!
00:32Dude, that's too loud.
00:33Sorry.
00:34Colt don't make me sit in a weird little chair, because he has to sit in a weird little chair.
00:37We're bookending, dude.
00:38Talk about this.
00:39It is nice to be flanked by Coltwell chairs.
00:42Me and Jarvis get to sit here like the alphas we are.
00:45And join us as always in the Fact Checker room.
00:46We have Brian David Gilbert.
00:47How's it going?
00:48And how's that jumpsuit treating you?
00:50I am just realizing how much I look like Gadget from Rescue Rangers.
00:54Oh, my God.
00:55I think it means that I'm weirdly attractive and awakening a lot of things in the audience
01:00right now.
01:00You kind of look like a mechanic that fixes Discord servers.
01:04Yeah.
01:05That's the worst thing that's ever been said.
01:08You actually have to go now.
01:10It's just because I got the middle of the town.
01:12I'll handle all the roll permissions.
01:15All right.
01:16We're spicing things up today with a tag team episode.
01:19Double the pedantics and double the fun.
01:21Let's see if this was a mistake.
01:23All right.
01:24I have here a stack of statements, and these are incorrect statements about properties
01:28that you know and love.
01:29It's up to you to figure out what is wrong, buzz in, and correct me.
01:33You must start all your corrections off with I'm actually, or I can't give you the point.
01:36As a matter of fact, someone else can buzz in, say I'm actually, and steal that point.
01:41That's fucked up.
01:42Yeah.
01:42I know.
01:43Let's start with our first statement.
01:46In Pokemon Red and Blue, battling Missing No, the unofficial bird normal type glitch Pokemon,
01:52would alter the player's inventory so that whatever was in the sixth item slot would increase to 128.
01:58This was useful in duplicating rare items like the Origin Ball.
02:02Jarvis, there's no Origin Ball in Pokemon Red and Blue.
02:05Didn't say I'm actually.
02:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:09Oh, well.
02:09I'm actually.
02:10There's no Origin Ball in Pokemon Red and Blue.
02:13That's right.
02:13That's correct.
02:14You got bookended.
02:15You should punch me in the face if I forget to say I'm actually.
02:18I can't do it.
02:20I love trivia so much.
02:21Why would I dirty a beautiful answer with a little phrase such as I'm actually?
02:29We specifically invited you on for the tag team episode, so Jordan could say I'm actually,
02:33and then you finish the rest of the session.
02:35Good, good, good.
02:35Well, yes, that is correct.
02:38Missing No can't be used to duplicate Origin Balls.
02:41Missing No only appears in Gen 1 games, and Origin Balls are only in Pokemon Legends Arceus.
02:47Real Pokemon fans will point out that there's no such thing as bird type, only flying type.
02:51They're right.
02:51The bird type is an unused type that only exists in code of Gen 1 and Gen 2 games.
02:57Nevertheless, Missing No is a bird normal type.
03:00That's true.
03:00All right, that point goes to Caldwell and Kiana.
03:04Yes, indeed.
03:05Let's move on to our next statement.
03:08In the second episode of Dan to Dan, Momo Ayase gives Okaroon his nickname because she couldn't stand to hear
03:14his real name,
03:15which he shares with Ken Takakura, a real actor famous for playing soft-hearted samurai.
03:20Kiana.
03:20Um, actually, this happened in the first episode.
03:23The second episode is where the nickname happens.
03:27Oh, okay.
03:28Um, actually.
03:29Um, actually.
03:29Um, actually.
03:30Jordan's got something to say.
03:31So that's one point, right?
03:32Yeah, you just give it.
03:34Just roll the points out.
03:35Now you can finally answer.
03:36That's not why she gives him that nickname.
03:40It's because it's some other shit.
03:43No, no, that is why she gives him that nickname.
03:44Okay.
03:45But did you hear the part where he said, um, actually?
03:47Murph and Emily.
03:48Oh, did we do it?
03:49Yeah, we did it.
03:51Um, actually, uh, in the second episode of Don to Don, Momo Ayase gives Okaroon his nickname
03:58because it's based off of a real actor famous for playing a hard-hearted samurai.
04:03That's good.
04:04You did find out what is incorrect.
04:06And I kind of almost want to give it to you because you're, you're only wrong in such a small
04:12part,
04:13but you're right in a, in the right goofy as part.
04:16She's earned this, really.
04:18Yeah, she's earned this.
04:20I think, I'm, yeah, no, I'm going to give that one to y'all.
04:22See, because, that is, I'm just, here's the thing.
04:26I don't believe Ken Takakura has ever played any samurai.
04:30Yes.
04:30I will double check that.
04:31But it was the thing before it that makes me, yep.
04:33I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying that putting in samurai makes it wrong.
04:38Okay.
04:38Again, that's the reason why.
04:39Okay, so, so, I'll give you each a chance to try and guess what kind of role it was.
04:45Jarvis?
04:46Um, actually, Ken Takakura played a military official.
04:51Incorrect.
04:52Uh, that's not what he's known for.
04:54Um, actually, he played a, uh, teen heartthrob.
04:59Also not, uh, the thing he's known for.
05:03So, Ken Takakura is famous for playing gruff yakuza, which is why, what Mimosa is so drawn to.
05:10She's, it starts off with how she's drawn to bad boys and Ken Takakura plays the gruff yakuza.
05:17And that's why I hard hearted.
05:18I was like, you're right.
05:19I was like, that is kind of hard hearted.
05:21That's pretty good.
05:22Yeah.
05:23That's a tough one.
05:24So, that is a point for if you learn.
05:25Yes!
05:26Yes!
05:26Take it!
05:27Are you serious?
05:29Are you serious?
05:30No, they're not going to go.
05:31They got one off of Scoop!
05:33They got one off of Scoop!
05:35This is fair!
05:36I feel like I forgot all these facts because as soon as the shrimp man came on the scene,
05:40I'm just like, I need to know more about you.
05:42Yeah, yeah.
05:42You're where my heart is.
05:44Yeah, shrimp guy.
05:44This is a shrimp guy.
05:46This is a shrimp guy.
05:46He's a boxing shrimp man.
05:48He's great.
05:48It was like really cool because I was like, oh, I remember when everyone was talking about
05:52that shrimp that punches really hard.
05:54Uh-huh.
05:54I'd beat its ass though.
05:56No shrimp won't beat me.
05:57I'll fry your ass up.
05:59Yeah, don't ever test me.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01That got every money.
06:02He is packing.
06:04He's not a shrimp.
06:05Yeah, because he's underwater in the episode.
06:07Yeah.
06:07And then she kind of realized it's based off of, is it the mantis shrimp?
06:12Mantis shrimp.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Like he can transform into a mantis shrimp.
06:15So he has like a super powerful form where he's a mantis shrimp.
06:17He kind of looks like Pikachu.
06:19Yeah.
06:19Because he's animated?
06:21No.
06:22He's yellow.
06:23He's got two pointed ears with little black stuff on the tips.
06:26And did I mention he's yellow?
06:28Actually, he is.
06:30Okay.
06:30I'd say he's, you know, like dun colored at best.
06:33You know, some sort of like sandy brown.
06:34Like a shiny Pikachu?
06:36This is more orange, but whatever.
06:37That point is going to Em and Murph, and we're going to move on to our next statement.
06:42One of the core mechanics for the roguelike deck building game, Bellatro, is its jokers.
06:47In fact, the creator had named it Joker Poker before publishing it.
06:50Each of the jokers gives your deck a unique effect and has its own name.
06:54The gluttonous joker targets club suited cards.
06:57Even Steven and Odrick Podrick target even an odd ranked cards.
07:01And there's even a joker that simply adds a plus four multiplier named Joker.
07:05Um, actually, even Steven is a Disney show.
07:11Even Steven is a Disney show, but also a joker.
07:14Um, actually, Disney is very litigious with their copyrights.
07:16I don't think they would allow even Steven to be a card in Bellatro.
07:19We could reach out to them.
07:21Maybe we could just destroy this guy's life.
07:23Maybe Disney doesn't know about this.
07:24It's a singular developer who worked on this.
07:27It's like his local fang at the toilet.
07:29Um, actually, I'm still practicing that.
07:32The plus four multiplier is not simply called Joker.
07:35It is simply called Joker.
07:37Well, then we agree to disagree.
07:40Murph.
07:40Um, actually, it's even Steven and Odd Rod.
07:45What?
07:46I don't know.
07:47I don't know what this shit is.
07:49So, you are correct.
07:51Odrick Podrick is not the name of the joker that targets Odd Card.
07:56Someone's got to get more of the radar.
07:58I'm giving one out of technicality.
07:59But if someone can say the name, it seems like...
08:02Eventually, it's Odd Todd.
08:03You are correct.
08:04Yes!
08:05God!
08:06We take 50.
08:07I locked in on the wrong thing.
08:09Odd Todd is the name of the joker that targets Odd Card.
08:13Look, it's all good.
08:14We're all doing great.
08:14Everyone has one point.
08:16Surprisingly enough, that was only our third statement.
08:18So, we are going in with a tie into our next statement.
08:22That's a fan-submitted statement that comes from PoisonheartFrog on Tumblr.
08:28In a series of unfortunate events by Lemony Snicket, the devious Count Olaf uses a new disguise
08:34and false identity in each book as he attempts to steal the fortune of the Baudelaire orphans,
08:40Violet, Klaus, and Sonny.
08:41Um, actually, the Baudelaire orphans don't have a fortune that he's trying to steal.
08:47They do have a fortune that he's trying to steal.
08:49It's so long ago that I read that book.
08:51And the guy is devious, to be sure?
08:52He is devious.
08:53Um, actually, the devious Count Olaf does not use a new disguise.
08:58Sometimes he reuses him!
09:00Oh!
09:01That is correct.
09:03No!
09:04Yes!
09:04Yes!
09:05Yes!
09:05You know how to reuse him!
09:07It's a series of unfortunate events!
09:09It's a fucking bunch!
09:10Oh!
09:11You guys both can steal your money!
09:13Two points earned!
09:14It's not that he reused him, it's the fact that while he disguises himself in many of the
09:2013 books in the series, he does not do it in every book.
09:23In the first book, and books 9 through 12, Olaf makes no attempt to disguise himself and works
09:29against the Baudelaire's while using his true identity.
09:32This is why I was confused, because I think I only read the first book.
09:36And that one is all new.
09:37Yeah.
09:37That guy is only his friend.
09:38And also, if he had a new disguise, how could he afford it if he's trying to steal a fortune
09:42because he doesn't have enough money?
09:43Yeah.
09:43I think, you know, not to criticize the writing or whatever, he just killed the children.
09:48Right?
09:49I think he tries to kill...
09:50He tries a lot.
09:51He tries to do that all the time.
09:52This guy's devious.
09:54Yeah, they're pretty devious.
09:55I feel like whenever I hear the word Olaf, I just, like, picture the snowman so vividly
09:59that it, like, blanks on my screen.
10:00Well, that's one of his disguises.
10:02He reuses it in Frozen 2 as well.
10:05Do you want to build a snowman as him commissioning a fortune?
10:07Wow.
10:07That's a count all the time.
10:09All right, so that is a point for Murph and Emily, which brings us to our first shiny question
10:16of the game.
10:17Shiny questions, just like shiny Pokemon, are worth the same, but they're just a little bit different
10:21and a little rarer.
10:27Testance, you will be shown a number of consumable items from TV shows, movies, and video games.
10:33Using your paddles, answer the question, should I eat it?
10:35In a game we like to call, should I eat it?
10:38Murph looks excited to answer these.
10:41I know them all.
10:42Check out that winner's grimace.
10:45Speaking of grimace, add that to the list of things Brian kind of looks like.
10:49Oh, yeah.
10:50Brian, have I mentioned I love you and that's why I criticize you so much?
10:55We want you to get better.
10:58I love this toxic love.
10:59Yeah, it's great.
11:00All right, let's show your first piece of food, which is a gum gum fruit from One Piece.
11:08Gum gum fruit from One Piece.
11:12Okay, so everyone said eat it, and that is correct.
11:16That is a point for everyone.
11:17It gives you cool powers.
11:18Now let's check out this spread from Speared It Away.
11:29Okay, everyone selected don't eat.
11:31That is correct.
11:33Oh my gosh.
11:33They make them little piggies, no?
11:35That's the piggy food.
11:36Turns you into a pig.
11:37But that being said, it would be a great meal.
11:39Yeah, we would both sleep with mama, right?
11:41It looks amazing.
11:42Well, it's kind of the inverse of the gum gum fruit, where I'm like, maybe I don't want
11:46to be a pig, but the food isn't toxic.
11:49Let's move on.
11:50Turkish Nelite from Narnia.
11:53Because it's like the forbidden foods tag fleet.
11:57All right.
11:59That is a point for Caldwell, Kiana, and Murph, and Em, you're not supposed to eat it.
12:03What is it doing?
12:05He gets like bribed with it, right?
12:07You were bribed to betray your family.
12:09But does it hurt him?
12:09It doesn't hurt him.
12:10He enjoys it, but he just has to betray his friends and family.
12:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:14Let's look at your next food.
12:16The Little Sisters in Bioshock.
12:19This feels like a trick question.
12:22Well, that is correct, and you are super correct.
12:26If you want the good ending, you don't eat the Little Sisters.
12:29Now, that's all relative.
12:31Because if you do go with the villain's ending, not a lot changes otherwise.
12:36However, according to Bioshock Infinite, we all know this bad game,
12:39there is nothing that changes within the grander scope of the universe,
12:42for there is always a lighthouse.
12:43No?
12:44It's really true.
12:46All right.
12:47Let's move on to your last food, which is a sinzu bean from Dragon Ball Z.
12:54It's a very funny image.
12:57Like, how many times has that been photoshopped into a joint?
12:59Oh, yeah.
13:01Oh, geez, that'd be so funny, dude.
13:03That is correct.
13:04You want to eat that sinzu bean.
13:06Yeah.
13:07It's a very crunchy bean.
13:08It feels good.
13:09It brings you back to full health.
13:11And look, Brian, the fact checker, in spite of all your criticisms...
13:15I just said he was purple.
13:17...decided to procure some IRL Turkish delight,
13:21which is completely safe to eat as long as you trust how clean Brian keeps the fact checker room.
13:26Clean enough.
13:28Can I betray my family, though?
13:29If you want to betray your family, that's up to you.
13:32That's why I would argue we were correct.
13:34Our wonderful art department procured what seemed to be the most tasty-looking Turkish delights,
13:39and not the ones from Narnia, which are just like the plain jelly kind,
13:43that are definitely disappointing.
13:45Should we eat these like Ghibli characters?
13:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:49So, at the end of that shiny round, Jarvis and Jordan, you had four correct.
13:54Brian and Em, Kiana and Caldwell.
13:57Y'all both had five correct, so you both get a point for that shiny round.
14:01Yes!
14:02So, that brings our score to Jarvis and Jordan with one, Kiana and Caldwell with two,
14:07and Brian and Em with...
14:10Murph and Em with three.
14:12Actually, it's Murph.
14:13Did you hear me like...
14:15You go wrong.
14:17You go wrong in your mouth.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Let's move on to our next statement.
14:22Out of all the alien species and animorphs, the Elemis stand out as especially unique.
14:28Near-omnipotent and capable of manipulating space-time,
14:31the Elemis that the animorphs encounter is the last of his kind after his people were wiped out by the
14:36Capacins.
14:37Dude, I just flipped through the book to see the animal like transform, and then I put it away.
14:43I thought there were like little self-contained stories about a guy that becomes a bird.
14:48No, they were not.
14:49They were fighting both.
14:51Yeah, they were not self-contained.
14:53They were just Kiana and Caldwell.
14:55Actually, I don't believe that it is the Capacins that wiped out the Elemis.
15:00In fact, I think that the Elemis is the only one of their kind.
15:03I think there's only one.
15:04I don't think it's a species at all.
15:06Okay.
15:08You are zeroing in on what is incorrect.
15:11Because I think the Capacins were the ones that were fighting the Pimolites.
15:14It was that dog-like species that you find later in the book.
15:16I think this is science-ology.
15:17So it was the Capacins.
15:19Okay.
15:20So, but yeah, you were very close to zeroing in on what's wrong with this.
15:24Jarvis and Jordan?
15:25Um, actually, I was going to say that they're not omnipotent.
15:30Go for it.
15:32They're not omnipotent.
15:33They are omnipotent.
15:35Ah.
15:36Okay.
15:36Um, actually-
15:38Murph and M.
15:38They're not an alien species.
15:41They're like, uh, they're gods.
15:44Okay.
15:46Are you mad at us?
15:48No, I'm not mad at us.
15:48Here's what I'm going to do.
15:50Is you found out what's wrong.
15:53Which is the fact that, uh, the Elemis is not a species.
15:58It isn't that they're gods.
16:00That is incorrect.
16:01So if these two can figure out what is specifically wrong with it-
16:05They are simply earth-dwelling beings that have somehow gained the ability to be the way they are.
16:13That is incorrect.
16:15Caldwell, Kiana.
16:16Um, actually, I'm trying to remember the lore here.
16:19I can't tell if he's for real.
16:21No, he is.
16:22He's for real, for real.
16:23Yeah.
16:23Are they a, um, like a computer simulation that, like, gained sentience and, like, now exists outside of their original
16:30programming?
16:31Incorrect.
16:32So that's going to go to Murph and M.
16:34I'm so sorry.
16:35It's okay.
16:35The correction is, the Elemist is actually his name, not his species.
16:40He is a Ketrin who gained his godlike powers long after his species was wiped out.
16:46Oh, right.
16:47So that point goes to Murph and M.
16:49Wow.
16:49And we will move on to our next statement.
16:53The Dagenropa, Phoenix Wright, and Zero Escape series of video games are all part of the death game subgenre of
16:59visual novels.
17:00A type of choose-your-own-adventure thriller where characters are trapped in elaborate compounds and forced to kill each
17:06other in order to escape.
17:08Jordan and Jarvis.
17:09Um, actually, Phoenix Wright is a, is a, sure, it's a choose-your-own-adventure thriller,
17:15but it's about a courtroom and it's about a defense attorney.
17:18Objection, that is right.
17:20That is correct.
17:21Wow.
17:22And Miles Edgeworth is a bitch.
17:25Actually, you could argue that there is a death in every case in Phoenix Wright, so I think that the
17:30title of death game would apply.
17:32That is funny you should say that, Caldwell, because the correction is, while there are murders in Phoenix Wright, they
17:37are not killing games.
17:39So that is a point for Jarvis and Jordan.
17:42All right, let's move on to our next statement.
17:45Larian made quite a few changes to Baldur's Gate 3 between Early Access and its official release.
17:50One of the more notable changes was Will Ravengard, a party companion and member of the Blades of the Frontier.
17:57The warlock underwent a complete character overhaul, including a brand new voice actor.
18:02Um, actually, Will is the Blade of the Frontier.
18:05He's not a member.
18:06He is the Blade of Frontiers.
18:08That is correct.
18:09Let's go.
18:11Blade of Frontiers is a title.
18:13The Blades of the Frontier isn't a real group.
18:16Will is the only one.
18:18Shout out my boy, Will.
18:21Shout out, Stu.
18:21You became very boring later in the game.
18:22Yeah, why'd they do that to your boys?
18:25That brings our score to Kiana and Caldwell with two, Jarvis and Jordan with three, and Murph and Emily with
18:31four.
18:31Yes!
18:32This is the closest anyone's game.
18:35It's time for our next shiny question, bootleg boogaloo.
18:43You know how bootleg toys use names that are kind of like the thing they are copying?
18:47Well, we're going to read you some legally distinct titles of some real bootleg toys, and it's up to you
18:53to buzz in and figure out what nerdy property the toy is for.
18:56The team with the most correct answers wins the point.
19:00Your first bootleg toy.
19:02Hulk-narvel.
19:04Hulk-narvel.
19:06Jarvis and Jordan.
19:07It's just the Hulk.
19:09That is correct.
19:10Okay.
19:11I was like...
19:11I was deeply overthought that one.
19:12Me too.
19:13I was like, there's no way.
19:14That's a mid-conditioned Hulk-narvel.
19:16I don't think that's been seen in decades.
19:18Oh, they got Spider Guy up there, too.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:22Arachnid man.
19:23Also, I like his catchphrase, don't make me angry.
19:27Oh, he does say that.
19:28It's just the part of the copyright that shouldn't matter.
19:31Why would you say that?
19:33Your next toy is Super Bat.
19:37Super Bat.
19:38Murph and M.
19:39Batman?
19:40That is correct.
19:42Fair play.
19:43Whoa!
19:44Wow!
19:46I didn't know he was saying, huh?
19:47He's so much fucking cooler than that.
19:49He went and took a look at it in real life.
19:52Just non-fall action.
19:55Dude, he's sick.
19:56Wait, does that mean this is a test?
19:57Yes.
19:57You can appreciate up here, this Justice Man on skateboard has an amazing non-fall action.
20:03Whoa!
20:04I fall all the time, and this is aspirational to me.
20:07Yeah.
20:07Wow, and he's wearing his iconic Bluetooth headset.
20:11I love this guy.
20:13So, your next bootleg toy is Galaxy Empire.
20:17Jarvis and Jordan.
20:18Star Wars.
20:19That is correct.
20:21This fucking rules.
20:23It's just a dude from Galaxy Empire?
20:26He does have a vest, which characters in Star Wars also wore.
20:30His famous vest.
20:32Your next bootleg toy is Super Powers.
20:37Caldwell and Keanu.
20:38Super Powers.
20:39I just wanted to get one right.
20:41I'm going to guess Superman?
20:43That is correct.
20:44That's huge.
20:46Let's go.
20:47Oh, no.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:49He was like, oh, my God.
20:50He was like, oh, my God.
20:51He was like, oh, my God.
20:51He was like, oh, my God.
20:52He was like, oh, my God.
20:52They shot themselves in the foot by including art of Superman and Batman.
20:56Now I'm forced to compare the two.
20:58This feels like a Silver Age comic where it's just like, aha, Superman, how will you fight
21:02me when your ass is in front?
21:06Aha, you shall fall down.
21:08These last ones are going to be kind of wild, and I can't wait to see if you guys can
21:14get them.
21:15First one is Amicable Herculean.
21:18Charvis and Jordan.
21:19Is it Wonder Woman?
21:21No, that is incorrect.
21:22Caldwell and Keanu, Amicable Herculean.
21:25He-Man?
21:26Incorrect.
21:26Good guess.
21:28That would make more sense than what this is.
21:30Who is this?
21:32Maybe we're double dipping with the Incredible Hulk?
21:34That is incorrect.
21:35We'll call it there.
21:36This was for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:42Is his head red?
21:43Wait, is he a pig?
21:45He's suffocating.
21:46Somebody help him.
21:47He's just a pig.
21:49His body, he just...
21:50He's missing a shell.
21:53I would cry if someone got this for me as a child.
21:56All of the other ones, I'm like, I felt the tingle of childhood in me, and this one makes me
22:01want to run in the other direction.
22:03It makes me so sad.
22:04So for your final bootleg toy, and quite possibly my favorite, I'm glad we were able to find this one,
22:11Big Fella.
22:13Big Fella.
22:15Relax.
22:16Incorrect.
22:18Jarvis and Jordan.
22:19Godzilla.
22:19That is correct.
22:21Let's go!
22:22There's so many Big Fellas.
22:24Let's go!
22:26He's the biggest, my father.
22:28I think it just says, Toys.
22:30A division of products.
22:33All right, so Caldwell, Kiana, you had one correct.
22:37Murph and M, you had one correct.
22:40Jarvis and Jordan, you have three corrects, so you get the point for that.
22:43So our scores are Kiana and Caldwell with two, Jarvis and Jordan with four, Murph and M with four.
22:50And that will bring us into our next statement.
22:53Seaving Universe sings Giant Woman to encourage Pearl and Amethyst to fuse together while on a mission.
22:59He finally gets to see his first gem fusion when they combine to make Opal a giant four-armed archer.
23:06Um, actually, the first gem fusion he technically sees is Garnet.
23:11That is correct.
23:13Yeah!
23:14That's good.
23:15That's good.
23:16That's a clean point.
23:17It is very impressive how eloquently you answered that.
23:21When you said, I'm actually, so naturally, as the first thing out of your mouth, I was like, wow.
23:26Some people are, like, built for this.
23:29Some people are, like, truly.
23:30It's like when you see an athlete, like, do a sport.
23:33And you go, oh, as an average Joe, I could never.
23:37Some people really are just amicable Herculeans.
23:39Right after I'm saying.
23:40Yeah, all right.
23:41That is a point for Caldwell and Kiana.
23:43Woo!
23:44We will move on to our next statement.
23:47I don't have friends.
23:48I got family.
23:50Though Dominic Toretto drops this meme-ified line in Furious 7, he's put family first since the very first film,
23:56back when he led heists on truck drivers hauling DVD players.
23:59As he says in The Fast and Furious, everyone's looking for a thrill, but what's real is family.
24:05Um, actually, they were VHS DVD player combos.
24:11Oh, I like that as a guess.
24:12That's still a DVD player.
24:14Yeah, that's not what's incorrect.
24:16Jervis and Jordan.
24:17Um, actually, I could be out of my gourd, but I believe he does not put family first in the
24:24first movie.
24:25Oh, no, you're definitely out of your gourd.
24:27He's been about family for a while.
24:28Um, you know what?
24:29I was thinking of Riddick.
24:29Um, actually, he doesn't say that in The Fast and the Furious.
24:34He says it in one of the other films.
24:36I was going to say XXX instead.
24:38That is correct.
24:40Yes!
24:41Yes!
24:42She's going to give him that!
24:44Bonus point for the film?
24:45Yeah, yeah, sure, if you can guess what film it's in.
24:48Furious 4.
24:50That is incorrect, and that is not a film.
24:54Fast and the Furious 3?
24:56That is incorrect, because that is Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift.
24:58What?
24:59Yes, Fast and Furious 2 Fast and Furious.
25:01No, that's right.
25:02Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift.
25:04What's real is family is also from Furious 7.
25:07Do you think this might have happened because I don't have a car?
25:09They do make you watch all of the films when you guys watch it.
25:12This is actually from a driver's ed test.
25:14So that is a point for Murph and Em, and it is time for our final shiny question of the
25:20game,
25:21and we're taking half of you to the shiny stage.
25:29You're here as a team, but how in sync are you?
25:32We will ask you to answer these next questions separately,
25:35and it doesn't matter if you both get the correct answer so long as you both have the same answer.
25:40What?
25:40Can you trust your teammate to have the same knowledge, or will you change your answer to match theirs?
25:47This is Drift Compatible, and the team with the most matches will win the point.
25:53Your first question, Zelda is the princess of what kingdom?
26:03Caldwell and Kiana, we'll start with you.
26:06Kiana has Hyrule.
26:07Caldwell has Hyrule.
26:10Jarvis and Jordan, do you have something else there?
26:12What's that?
26:13Hyrule was right, so...
26:14Yeah, yeah, but what was the other thing you had there?
26:16I was drawing Superbat.
26:17Drawing Superbat.
26:18Oh!
26:18And Jarvis says Hyrule, that is correct, that is also a point for y'all.
26:23And Murph and Emily, and y'all both have Hyrule, that is correct, that is a point for y'all.
26:30Jordan, that's so funny, I drew Amicable Herculean on mine.
26:33Oh!
26:34Look at that.
26:35Can we take away points for that?
26:36Because that's actually not part of it.
26:38No, that means that they don't match.
26:40Zelda's not, that's not where she's from.
26:43Let's go on to your next question.
26:46What is the most popular cartoon ever made?
26:54Kiana and Caldwell.
26:55Let's see what your picks were.
26:58Said Pokemon, and then Mickey Mouse in parentheses.
27:00Dragon Ball Z.
27:02That is not going to be a point you didn't match up, even though I really love Caldwell's answer.
27:07I almost want to give you a point just for telling at my heartstrings.
27:11Jervis and Jordan, Spongebob Squarepants, and you put The Simpsons.
27:15Yeah, and I go right at the back because you're being weird about it.
27:17Okay, you don't get a point either, it doesn't match up.
27:20M and Murph, Dragon Ball Z, and the Flintstones.
27:25Wait!
27:26Yun and Yang, dude, they could help me.
27:28I matched Caldwell.
27:30What are you two doing?
27:33Okay, that was no points for anyone, but a really good round.
27:36Do we find out the real answer?
27:38Popularity is a very vague thing, so it's impossible to say.
27:42There's no correct answer.
27:44We're just trying to match.
27:45Your next question, the scariest horror film.
27:52Can I text a friend that knows Kiana?
27:58Murph and Emily, why don't you reveal?
28:00Lee says, Chucky.
28:02Murph says, Chucky.
28:05I'm so fucking scared of dolls.
28:07I'm so scared of dolls.
28:09I also just want to point out, there is no such movie called Chucky.
28:15Jarvis and Jordan.
28:16Jarvis says, Saw with a picture of Goku.
28:19Jordan says, Hereditary with a picture of the Hulk.
28:22Kiana and Caldwell.
28:24What'd you pick?
28:25Talk to me.
28:26Talk to me.
28:27Oh, that's a good one.
28:28Hereditary, and you drew the head off.
28:31That bit is quite funny.
28:32Yeah, it's so funny.
28:34All right, so Murph and Em get the point for that round.
28:38Your next question, who is the hottest character in Mortal Kombat?
28:48All right, then we'll start with you, Kiana and Caldwell.
28:53I don't know any Mortal Kombat characters, so I'm the fighting lady.
28:57Fighting lady.
28:59Hey, hey, hey.
29:01Fighting lady, Sonya.
29:02Please.
29:04Sonya Blade.
29:04I do want to say, that picture looks a lot like Sonya Blade.
29:08Really?
29:09She's got the figure.
29:10All right, we will not give you the point, even though that is a very close one.
29:14Jarvis and Jordan put Sub-Zero.
29:15Fuck, I forgot Sonya's name.
29:17Sonya Blade.
29:18I was going to say Sonya, but I put Sub-Zero because he's cold.
29:21Oh, he is so cool.
29:23Will Murph and Em reveal your boards?
29:26Katana, Sub-Zero.
29:28No!
29:29That was the other one!
29:30I thought you would think I would write Sub-Zero.
29:33I did think you would write Sub-Zero.
29:34You have specifically said that Katana is hot.
29:36No, I'm a Molina girl.
29:38You don't know me at all.
29:39Your next question is, which superhero would be best at kicking if he's ass?
29:52Murph and Em, would you like to reveal your superhero?
29:55I just wrote down Murph's favorite superhero.
29:59I just wrote Goku.
30:01You didn't match that up.
30:02Let's see, Jarvis and Jordan put Black Panther, put Wolverine.
30:06Okay, Caldwell and Keanu.
30:08Okay, this is wrong, but I had a fun, like, train of thought for it.
30:14Oh, I like that train of thought.
30:16That's a great thing for that.
30:17I put Fighting Lady again.
30:20But this time she's black.
30:22Yeah, I'm defeated by fishnets often.
30:25Wolverine's wearing lingerie.
30:28This changes everything.
30:30All right, everyone come back to the couch and we'll tally up those points.
30:33At the end of that shiny round, Jarvis and Jordan, Keanu and Caldwell,
30:38you all had one correct.
30:40Murph and Emily, you had two correct, so that point goes to you.
30:43Woo!
30:44Bringing our scores to three points for Keanu and Caldwell,
30:48four points for Jarvis and Jordan,
30:49and six points for Murph and Emily.
30:53Yes!
30:54All right.
30:55And now for our final statement, which as always concerns real-life skills.
31:03A French paradox is a term that appeared in the 1980s.
31:07Despite all their cheese-eating,
31:09the French have relatively low rates of heart disease
31:11thanks to their cultural consumption of red wine.
31:14A glass a day contains a healthy amount of resveratrol,
31:17a compound that has been proven to supplement heart health.
31:20Um, actually, it has not been proven that that supplement helps heart health.
31:25It's just speculation.
31:26That is correct.
31:28The red wine heart health argument is actually a myth,
31:32and some believe that the French paradox is an illusion
31:35due to changing dietary patterns
31:37and how the French collect health statistics.
31:40While some studies have found that resveratrol helped heart health in mice,
31:44there is no evidence that it applies to humans.
31:47Besides, an equivalent dose of resveratrol for humans
31:50far exceeds the amount found in a glass of wine.
31:53So, sorry, winos.
31:55Okay, but hear me out.
31:58You're an anamorph that can turn into a mouse.
32:00Ooh.
32:00Ooh.
32:01Okay.
32:02Now we're talking.
32:03Can you drink wine?
32:04Okay.
32:05Our final scores are Caldwell and Keanu with three,
32:08Jarvis and Jordan with five,
32:09and our winner for today, Murph and M with six points.
32:15Thank you all for playing,
32:17and thank you for watching.
32:18Join us next time for even more pedantic corrections
32:20here on Unmatched.
32:21I just want the record to show
32:23that if I hadn't forgotten to say Unmatched
32:24at the beginning, we would have been tied.
32:26And frankly, that rules not.
32:27And frankly, that's how it should be.
32:29There he is.
32:30Whoa.
32:31Whoa.
32:32I trusted the no-fall action.
32:34Yeah.
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