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00:07From Studio 6P
00:09in Rockefeller Center
00:10in the heart of New York City
00:11is the Tonight Show
00:13starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight joins Jimmy
00:18and his guests
00:19Uma Thurman,
00:21Emma Chamberlain,
00:22comedian Derek Stroup,
00:24and featuring
00:25the legendary Roots crew.
00:30And now,
00:32here he is,
00:33Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:41Thank you very much,
00:45Come on now,
00:46I'm going to say
00:47hey, welcome!
00:48Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:49Hey!
00:53Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:55Welcome, welcome,
00:56welcome, welcome!
00:57Welcome, welcome!
01:03I love you!
01:05Thank you so much!
01:06Welcome, everybody.
01:07Enjoy yourself.
01:08Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome
01:09to the Tonight Show.
01:11You're here.
01:14Thank you for being here.
01:16Let's get to some news.
01:17Well, guys,
01:17we're now in day 12
01:19of the war in Iran,
01:20and I read that
01:21the Trump administration
01:22has started to panic
01:23about the rising price of oil.
01:26Yep.
01:26Apparently, Trump is so worried
01:27he can barely sleep
01:28through his meetings.
01:29Oh.
01:29No.
01:31You know things are bad
01:32because today,
01:32Trump gave J.D. Vance
01:34a garden hose
01:34and asked him
01:35to siphon gas from Canada.
01:36He's like,
01:37just try it.
01:38But don't worry,
01:39Trump has a solution
01:40to save on gas.
01:41He's asking everyone
01:41to just drive downhill.
01:45We're going to ghost ride the whip.
01:49Uh...
01:51Trump said
01:51the high gas prices
01:52are nothing to worry about.
01:54He was like,
01:54I just heard on TV
01:55America actually runs
01:57on Dunkin'.
01:58So we're going to be okay.
01:58We're going to be all right.
02:00We're going to be okay.
02:01Okay.
02:05Well, California Governor
02:07Gavin Newsom
02:07called out Trump
02:08for triggering
02:09a global oil spike.
02:11Newsom said,
02:12thanks to you,
02:12it now costs $80 a day
02:14to do my hair.
02:15Oh.
02:15That's right.
02:19Yeah, oil has gotten
02:20so expensive,
02:21Pete Hegseth
02:21and Don Jr.
02:22have started
02:23hair-pulling to work.
02:26Today,
02:26in a phone interview,
02:28Trump said
02:28that the war with Iran
02:29will end soon
02:30because there is practically
02:31nothing left to target.
02:34Trump said,
02:35look, it's all gone,
02:36and a staffer was like,
02:36sir, that's the East Wing.
02:37Is that all?
02:40Well, you guys,
02:41the war in Iran
02:41is already affecting
02:42a lot of aspects
02:43of our lives.
02:44Just take a look
02:44at this new commercial
02:45I saw today.
02:46When it comes to
02:47showing your special someone
02:49how much they're loved,
02:50there's no better time
02:51than the present,
02:52so make sure she knows
02:53you really care
02:54with the most valuable
02:56gift in the world.
02:58Close your eyes.
03:02Open them.
03:03A gallon of gas.
03:06How could you afford this?
03:07I cash in my 401k.
03:10Chevron.
03:11Because she's worth it.
03:13That's beautiful, right?
03:19Meanwhile, today,
03:20Iran said they will not
03:22participate in this summer's
03:23World Cup here in the U.S.
03:26That's right.
03:27The winner of the FIFA Peace Prize
03:29bombed another country
03:30into leaving the World Cup.
03:33Well, guys,
03:33the White House
03:34keeps getting called out
03:35by musical artists
03:36for using their songs
03:37without permission
03:38in videos about Iran.
03:39Yeah, it's not good,
03:40but it did make us realize
03:42songs are a helpful way
03:43to explain the situation
03:44in the Middle East.
03:45I'll show you what I mean.
03:51Well, guys,
03:52it's been
03:53two weeks
03:53since Trump invaded Iran.
03:55At first,
03:56everyone was like,
03:57what's going on?
03:58The whole country
03:59was looking at Trump like,
04:01what kind of pills
04:02anymore?
04:03Even Republicans
04:04saw what was happening
04:05and said,
04:05God, what happened to me?
04:08Because Trump didn't give us
04:09a clear reason for invading.
04:11He was just like,
04:12I got a feeling.
04:14Which is why
04:15Trump's critics
04:16are looking at him
04:17and wondering,
04:17is he...
04:18Stupid.
04:20Or is it slow?
04:24Because gas prices
04:25are like...
04:26We're going on the car!
04:29And the stock market
04:30is getting...
04:31Low, low, low, low.
04:34Meanwhile,
04:35Kristi Noem is out of...
04:36Work, work, work, work, work.
04:39Pete Hegseth
04:40is in his office like...
04:41Someone call me
04:42up a double shot of reason.
04:44And at no point
04:45in this entire situation
04:46has Melania asked...
04:48Baby,
04:49what the hell is my heart?
04:50Anyway,
04:51just remember,
04:52Trump probably started
04:53all of this for one reason,
04:54to make the Epstein files go...
04:58There you have it.
05:02Helpful.
05:02Helpful.
05:05Makes us understand.
05:09Some more political news today.
05:11Trump went to Cincinnati
05:12to talk about lowering drug prices
05:14and tout his TrumpRx website.
05:17He actually posted a video
05:18ahead of his trip.
05:19Check this out.
05:20Hi, President Trump.
05:21I'm super excited
05:22to visit Columbus, Ohio.
05:24Nope.
05:25Cleveland, Ohio.
05:26Nope.
05:28Cincinnati, Ohio.
05:29To discuss lowering
05:30the price of groceries.
05:32Nope.
05:32Gas.
05:33Nope.
05:33Eggs.
05:34Nope.
05:34Cars.
05:35Nope.
05:35Can I have a hint?
05:36It's prescription drugs.
05:37Prescription drugs.
05:39I'm also thrilled
05:40to discuss my business venture,
05:41Trump University.
05:43Nope.
05:43Trump Steaks.
05:44Nope.
05:44Trump Watches.
05:45Nope.
05:46Trump Coin.
05:46Nope.
05:46Trump Vodka.
05:47Nope.
05:47Trump the Game.
05:48It's TrumpRx,
05:50the website.
05:51My website,
05:52TrumpRx.
05:53See you soon,
05:54Canton.
05:54Bye.
05:55There you go.
06:02And finally,
06:04did you guys hear
06:05about the big Toyota recall?
06:07It's not good.
06:07Watch this.
06:08Toyota is recalling
06:10more than half a million SUVs
06:12because of a problem
06:13with the second row seats.
06:15What?
06:16Oh, man.
06:17I drive a Toyota.
06:18Jeez, sorry about that, Tariq.
06:20It's okay.
06:20I still have my trusty Honda.
06:23Oh.
06:24Oh, what?
06:26Roll the clip.
06:28Honda is recalling
06:29more than 65,000 vehicles
06:30because of a software problem
06:32that can cause the display panels
06:34to suddenly go blank.
06:36Blank?
06:36Gee, I'm so sorry about this, Tariq.
06:38You know what, man?
06:39I can't complain
06:40because I had a great lunch today.
06:41Oh, yeah?
06:42What'd you have?
06:43It was incredible.
06:44I had a bunch of manila clams
06:46collected by Lummi Indian Business Council.
06:48Turning now to a recall alert,
06:50manila clams collected
06:51by Lummi Indian Business Council
06:53may be infected with norovirus.
06:56What?
06:58Did you have anything else?
06:59Just a bunch of coffee
07:01from my Keurig.
07:02I have like 80,000 K-cup pods.
07:05They're labeled McCaff,
07:06uh, McCaff,
07:09McCaffee Premium Roast Decaf Coffee.
07:12Keurig is recalling
07:13more than 80,000 of its K-cup pods.
07:16They're labeled McCaffee,
07:19McCaffee Premium Roast Decaf Coffee.
07:25Man, this is really bad.
07:27I'm sure you're fine.
07:28I mean, you didn't have anything else, right?
07:30I did.
07:31I had nearly 10,000 pounds
07:33of fully cooked,
07:34ready-to-eat frozen meatballs
07:35under the Bremer Blank.
07:37Excuse me.
07:39There's a recall
07:40for nearly 10,000 pounds
07:41of fully cooked,
07:42ready-to-eat,
07:43frozen meatballs
07:44under the Bremer brand.
07:47Excuse me.
07:49I'm done.
07:50All right.
07:50Tariq Trotter, everybody.
07:54We have a great show tonight.
07:56The one and only
07:57Uma Thurman is here tonight.
08:02Emma Chamberlain is joining us.
08:06And we've got stand-up
08:08from Derek Stroop.
08:10Stick around.
08:11We'll be right back
08:12with Uma Thurman.
08:14Come on back, everybody.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Watch the girls
08:17on my doorstep.
08:18But then you went on
08:20to do one of the most famous
08:21dance scenes
08:22in the history of film.
08:24Well,
08:27that goes to show
08:29everybody, you know,
08:31not to listen to your detractors,
08:32not to be defeated.
08:33Yes, that's right.
08:34Chin up, carry on,
08:35and you will dance
08:36with John Travolta.
08:37Yes, that's right.
08:38See?
08:47Our first guest is an Oscar-nominated actress.
08:51She stars in the new movie
08:53Pretty Lethal,
08:54which begins streaming
08:55on Prime Video
08:56March 25th.
08:58Please welcome
08:59Uma Thurman!
09:12That's what I'm talking about.
09:16That's what I'm talking about.
09:16Come on!
09:17Yes!
09:19That's Uma Thurman right there.
09:21That's what I'm talking about.
09:24That's a movie star right there.
09:26Welcome back!
09:27Thank you, everybody.
09:29They love you.
09:30I love you.
09:31Thank you so much
09:32for coming back.
09:32I want to get into everything.
09:34I want to get into
09:34Pretty Lethal,
09:35but we have
09:36really exciting news.
09:37You are a Fortnite skin.
09:39I am.
09:40Come on!
09:40That's just...
09:42Now, that's it.
09:43Now you've done everything.
09:45I mean,
09:46I got to be other people,
09:47and now everybody can be me.
09:48Yes!
09:52When did you hear about this?
09:53Did you get to see it
09:54for your own self?
09:56Did you get to play?
09:57I got to see it
09:57for my own self.
09:58I got to put on, like,
09:59a funny hood mask
10:00that, like, filmed me
10:01doing weird things
10:02with my face
10:02so that it would be, like,
10:04a very educated skin.
10:05Ah!
10:06Yes, it is.
10:08Are you shocked
10:09at how many people
10:09play Fortnite?
10:11And it's bigger
10:12than anything in the world.
10:13Well, I had a son,
10:14who I still have.
10:15Yes, of course.
10:16So I knew about,
10:17like, anyone who has a boy
10:18knows that people play Fortnite.
10:19Yeah.
10:20But, yeah,
10:21but I was amazed
10:22when I went, too,
10:23because there were so many...
10:24We went into the room,
10:25and there were all these
10:25people playing,
10:26and there were so many
10:26women playing.
10:27I actually didn't even know
10:29it was such a thing.
10:31Oh, it's massive.
10:32It was massive.
10:33Massive.
10:33Like, it's the biggest thing
10:34in the world right now,
10:35I would say, Fortnite.
10:36Everyone's doing it.
10:37And I know at the end,
10:39you get your character
10:40to dance.
10:42Which I didn't know
10:42they could do.
10:44Oh, yeah.
10:44Oh, yeah, you have to.
10:45I mean, in real life,
10:47movie life,
10:47Beatrix Kitto never dances.
10:49No.
10:49But in Fortnite,
10:50you can make her dance.
10:51There's no rules in Fortnite.
10:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:53We actually have an example.
10:55Here's Uma Thurman's
10:55Fortnite skin dancing.
10:57Take a look at this.
11:08Come on.
11:09Is that enough?
11:10I mean, right?
11:13I mean, pause, right?
11:15That's pretty fun right there.
11:18You don't dance like that
11:19in real life at all, do you?
11:20I hope not.
11:21No, no, no.
11:23You've done amazing things
11:25with your career.
11:25You've been on our show
11:26many times.
11:26We've talked about all
11:27the kick-ass characters
11:29you've done.
11:29But you just shot an episode
11:31of something that I think
11:32that I would never do.
11:33And this is pretty real.
11:34Oh, yeah.
11:35You were with Bear Grylls.
11:37Yes.
11:37Now, talk to me.
11:38I'm running wild
11:39with Bear Grylls.
11:40Now, Bear Grylls,
11:42well, I have a photo here.
11:43Is this real?
11:44It's too much fun.
11:47You're getting
11:48helicoptered down?
11:48Do you guys know
11:49about Bear?
11:51No, talk to me.
11:52How do you get
11:53hooked up with Bear Grylls?
11:54Well, I felt like
11:55it was just destiny, right?
11:56Like, I'm such a fan
11:58and it's kind of scary.
12:00And they keep it all a secret
12:01so you don't know
12:02what you're going to do.
12:03So I was so jacked up about it.
12:05I didn't sleep at all
12:06the night before.
12:07They don't tell you
12:07what you're doing
12:08or how long it's going to be?
12:10Well, I mean,
12:10I knew it'd be for
12:11more than a day.
12:12It would be two days
12:13of adventuring.
12:15But it's so exciting.
12:16No, I don't know.
12:17Come on.
12:18I think you should do it, Jimmy.
12:19Oh, do it?
12:20I think you should do it.
12:21I would never in my life do it.
12:22No, but you would be
12:24the greatest adventurer contestant.
12:26I would cry.
12:27No, you'd be surprised
12:29at how brave you are.
12:29I cry.
12:30This makes you cry.
12:30Okay, right now.
12:31I can't watch it.
12:32I like watching him.
12:33I think I'm a fan of his.
12:35I love his thing.
12:35I would be a disaster.
12:37No, you would be great.
12:38Right now,
12:39you're doing
12:39the scariest thing
12:40in the world,
12:41which is to be
12:41in front of people
12:42and be afraid
12:43of looking foolish.
12:47There's nothing scarier
12:48than this.
12:49No, this is,
12:50I'm feeling home here.
12:51These are my people.
12:52Yeah, I love this.
12:54No, but, wait.
12:55This is,
12:56with the wilderness?
12:57You would be just as good
12:59hanging off,
13:00say, a sequoia tree.
13:02Oh.
13:02You would be
13:03the best television ever.
13:04I'd be spooning
13:05with Bear and try.
13:07Well, he's very cute.
13:08And he's very cute.
13:09Do cell phones work
13:10and all this stuff
13:11where you are?
13:12No, you really,
13:13you gotta let it all go.
13:13Are you happy
13:14that you did it?
13:15I'm thrilled that I did it.
13:16I had an amazing time.
13:17Oh, really?
13:18Yeah.
13:18I mean,
13:18I want to do it again.
13:20Really?
13:21Yeah,
13:21I felt like
13:22they could have
13:22pushed me harder,
13:23you know?
13:24But it was,
13:25it was thrilling.
13:26Push you harder.
13:27I mean, come on.
13:28I guess you're
13:29one of the toughest
13:29people out there.
13:30I'm not tough.
13:31I just have fun.
13:32Yeah.
13:33But you're good.
13:34But you're good at,
13:35like, being...
13:36You've got to stay game,
13:37you know?
13:37Yes, I am.
13:38Like, come on.
13:39That's the attitude.
13:39Like, try new things.
13:41Come on.
13:41Try new things.
13:42Let's do it.
13:43I agree with you.
13:44I love that.
13:45I was talking about
13:46Pretty Lethal,
13:47by the way.
13:47This is nonstop action.
13:50Crazy.
13:50From the first scene
13:52to the end.
13:52How do we set up this movie?
13:54Okay, we can tell you
13:55that it is a ballet bloodbath.
13:58Yes.
13:58So, I read this thing.
14:00I'm like,
14:00what is this thing?
14:01I meet this director,
14:02Vicky Juice,
14:02and she's a brilliant
14:03action director.
14:04And I was like,
14:05this is going to be special.
14:07And she cracked it open,
14:09and it's kind of like
14:09pop action girl art.
14:12Yeah.
14:13But involving ballet.
14:17It's ballet.
14:18It's ballerinas
14:19whose lives are threatened,
14:20and they have to defend
14:21themselves wearing tutus.
14:23Don't mess with ballerinas.
14:25You know what?
14:26Don't mess with the ballerinas,
14:27because they know how to suffer.
14:28They really do.
14:29They put in their time.
14:30They really do.
14:32Yeah.
14:32So much work.
14:33It's insanity.
14:33Nobody can take pain
14:34like a ballerina.
14:35They're the toughest
14:36soldiers out there.
14:37Yeah.
14:37Did you ever think
14:39of doing ballet growing up?
14:40Oh, I was sent to many
14:41dance classes.
14:42But, you know,
14:43I grew and I grew,
14:44and my feet were like this big,
14:46and my knees were like this big,
14:47and they were just like,
14:48get out of here.
14:50Get her out of here.
14:51Go somewhere else.
14:51She cannot dance.
14:53She will never dance.
14:54Oh, really?
14:55Yeah.
14:55But then you went on
14:56to do one of the most famous
14:58dance scenes in the history
14:59of a film.
15:01Well,
15:04that goes to show
15:06everybody, you know,
15:07not to listen to your detractors,
15:09not to be defeated.
15:10Yes, that's right.
15:11Chin up, carry on,
15:12and you will dance
15:12with John Travolta.
15:13Yes, that's right.
15:14See?
15:16Never give up.
15:17Never give up.
15:17You can do whatever
15:18you want to do.
15:19You got to film
15:20on location, by the way.
15:22Yeah, we were in Budapest.
15:23Have you ever been in Budapest?
15:24I had never been before,
15:25and it's a beautiful medieval city.
15:27Just gorgeous place.
15:28Did you get to do
15:29any sightseeing or anything?
15:30I did some sightseeing.
15:31I worked really hard.
15:33I did some sightseeing.
15:34They have amazing
15:35natural baths there,
15:37and I'm sort of like,
15:38I love,
15:39maybe I have some
15:40like ancient Roman
15:41in me or something.
15:43I love a bathhouse.
15:44You do, yeah.
15:45Yeah.
15:45So you just went for it.
15:46I went for it.
15:47I went for it.
15:47Like, on my only little times off,
15:49I went from like bathhouse
15:50to bathhouse.
15:51It was fabulous.
15:53Well, I'm happy that-
15:53It's great.
15:54You put like a cap on,
15:55and you know,
15:55you just like another body
15:57in the bathhouse.
15:58No one knows.
15:59They don't know
15:59it's Uma Thurman?
16:00No.
16:02Nobody knows.
16:03Everyone has to know.
16:03I only recognize
16:04the 18-year-old,
16:05and I'm not her.
16:07Oh, come on.
16:08No, no, no.
16:09I think wherever you walk in,
16:10everyone's like,
16:10oh, my God, it's Uma Thurman.
16:12I wouldn't notice, luckily.
16:13No, you wouldn't.
16:14I want to show everyone a clip.
16:16I want to show everyone a clip.
16:17Here's Uma Thurman
16:18in Pretty Lethal.
16:19Take a look at this.
16:20Calm down.
16:27Everything will be all right.
16:28Oh, he shot her.
16:32He shot her in the fucking face.
16:35Call the police.
16:37Yeah, go on.
16:37Try it.
16:38Call the police.
16:42Both.
16:44Both.
16:44Both!
16:49Please.
16:50Please, please, please, please.
16:53Ladies.
16:54Ladies.
16:55I will call the police.
16:58Aussie.
17:00Show them the safe room.
17:03It's most.
17:05Yeah, that's...
17:07That's how you do it right there.
17:09Well, I'll tell you that those girls,
17:12they did their dancing,
17:13they did their fighting,
17:14and I felt really strongly
17:16their passion, their hard work,
17:17that their work would mean something
17:19to women and girls.
17:20Yeah, it will.
17:21That's a great cast.
17:21And so I brought you a present.
17:22Wait.
17:23Yes.
17:23You are my present.
17:24You have to bring me...
17:24Because you're a dad to girls.
17:27So I had the girls sign
17:29a pair of unused ballet shoes.
17:33Oh, my God.
17:34And do you know that a dancer
17:34in a show will break the toe box
17:36in one performance?
17:37I did not know that.
17:39That's how hard they work.
17:40Come on.
17:40These are for your girls.
17:41This is the best.
17:41I appreciate it.
17:42And the whole cast signed them.
17:44Signed by everyone?
17:45Yeah.
17:46This has been nice.
17:47Thank you so much.
17:48You're a girl, dad.
17:49I love you, bud.
17:49You got to bring something home.
17:50They will love this.
17:51Booma Thurman, everyone.
17:53Pretty Lethal begins streaming
17:55March 25th on Prime Video.
17:57We'll be right back
17:58with more Tonight Show.
17:59Stick around.
18:01By the way,
18:01the thing is, like,
18:05Sabrina, she sings Man Child
18:07all the time.
18:08I guess so, yeah.
18:09It's such a relief,
18:10I imagine, for her,
18:11for someone like me
18:12to sing it to her
18:14and she can see
18:16what an amazing song she made.
18:17Yeah, okay, there you go.
18:18You know what I mean?
18:28Our next guest is a creator,
18:31entrepreneur,
18:32and award-winning podcast host
18:33who you can see in the new film
18:35Forbidden Fruits,
18:36which is in theaters
18:37March 27th.
18:38Please welcome
18:39Emma Chamberlain!
18:42I can't see you, Emma,
18:46but I know
18:47you're always there.
18:50We're back!
18:52That's what I'm talking about.
18:56Come on.
18:56We're back!
18:57Emma!
18:59Emma, welcome back!
19:02I'm so happy to be back.
19:04I'm so happy to be talking to you.
19:05We have a lot to discuss.
19:07Yes.
19:07Last time you were here,
19:08you were telling me
19:08that you were launching
19:10Chamberlain Coffee.
19:11Yes.
19:11And it was a big deal,
19:12and we were very excited about it.
19:13Now it's a big success.
19:15It's a hit.
19:16So we can just say,
19:17finally, congratulations.
19:19You did it, bud.
19:21You know, it has been a journey.
19:23Yeah.
19:23I think with entrepreneurial things,
19:25it's always like,
19:26oh, like, you know,
19:28how hard could it be?
19:30I guess.
19:30Actually, I think that was just me.
19:31No.
19:32Being like, how hard could it be?
19:34It has been tough.
19:35It's really hard.
19:35It's been a journey,
19:36but I'm so happy to be back here,
19:38and, like...
19:39Well, now you opened up
19:40your first physical coffee shop
19:42in L.A.
19:45It's real.
19:47An actual shop.
19:49I mean, this is dream.
19:51This is second level.
19:52This is dream, especially for me.
19:53I think, you know,
19:55the cafe space.
19:56Yeah.
19:57I love it.
19:58I love it.
19:59Like, that's been...
20:00But it took years.
20:02Like, we started
20:02however many years ago,
20:04six years ago.
20:05Yes.
20:05You know, like,
20:06very beginning,
20:07six years ago,
20:07and I've always wanted
20:09to do a cafe,
20:10and it took five years
20:11to do it, you know?
20:13And that was the first one.
20:14But...
20:15Wait.
20:16What?
20:16But...
20:17Wait.
20:19But...
20:20Hey, this spring,
20:22there might be another one.
20:24Whoa!
20:24Hey!
20:26A second one?
20:27Hey, I like you guys.
20:27No, it's happening, bud.
20:29Another one.
20:30It is happening.
20:31Another one,
20:32and it's bigger,
20:33and it's better.
20:34What?
20:34And just you wait.
20:35No, I'm really excited.
20:37It's...
20:37This next one, I think,
20:38is really the dream.
20:40But I know you're, like,
20:41kind of down to detail
20:42and where it is
20:43and what it looks like.
20:44What's the vibe?
20:45What's everything into it?
20:46Another L.A. spot.
20:47It is.
20:48Venice.
20:49Oh, I love it.
20:50Abbott Kinney.
20:51Abbott Kinney in Venice?
20:52A vibe.
20:53That was a spot.
20:54When I was there,
20:55I used to hang out there
20:56all the time.
20:56It's so fun.
20:57I love that.
20:57Like, a weekend stroll
20:58on Abbott Kinney?
20:59It's the greatest.
21:00Are you kidding?
21:01A little Chamberlain coffee?
21:02Come on.
21:03Come on!
21:03That's what I'm talking about.
21:04So, and it...
21:05You're fun.
21:07You're fun.
21:07You're fun.
21:08No, I do think,
21:10you know,
21:10this particular cafe
21:12is special
21:12because I feel like
21:14I've really been able to...
21:14It's a bit bigger,
21:15and so I've been able
21:16to really build it
21:18into sort of like
21:19an extension of my home
21:20in a way.
21:21Like, I learned a lot
21:24about creating a space
21:26from designing my home.
21:27Yeah.
21:28It was like sort of this
21:30magnum opus of sorts,
21:32like home decor-wise,
21:33and I was like,
21:33I just want to bring this...
21:34Out.
21:35...this energy
21:36that I've created
21:37at my home
21:37to other people
21:39with a gorgeous drink, too.
21:41You know what I mean?
21:41Why not?
21:41Yeah, come on.
21:42You can do it.
21:42A good energy
21:43and a gorgeous drink.
21:46I follow you on socials,
21:47and you always post great things.
21:49I love your podcast as well.
21:51You talk about
21:51all sorts of fun things.
21:53You went out
21:54with your friends recently,
21:55and you posted a photo,
21:56and I just thought
21:57it was super fun.
21:58Yes.
21:59I think I know
21:59a few of these people
22:00in this video.
22:04Veronica.
22:06And, of course,
22:07that's Sabrina Carpenter,
22:08who we love.
22:09Love.
22:10And, yeah.
22:11And then, you guys went out.
22:12The next photo after this
22:14was you singing karaoke.
22:16Right.
22:17You were singing Manchild.
22:19Right.
22:20Now, where is...
22:21Hello, obvious karaoke choice.
22:23So obvious.
22:24Where is Sabrina
22:26when you're singing this?
22:27So, Sabrina's on the couch.
22:30Yeah.
22:30So, is the pressure...
22:31So, you just like
22:32to put pressure on yourself.
22:33Well, here's the thing.
22:34This was actually
22:35the second time
22:35I've sang...
22:37I've sang Manchild
22:39in a karaoke setting
22:40to Sabrina.
22:41This is not the first time
22:42that this has happened.
22:43So, this happened...
22:45That was the second time.
22:46So, I was, like,
22:46super warmed up,
22:47and it's become
22:48sort of our thing.
22:49Oh.
22:49Yeah.
22:50The thing is, like,
22:50Sabrina,
22:52she sings Manchild
22:53all the time.
22:53I guess so, yeah.
22:55It's such a relief,
22:56I imagine, for her,
22:57for someone like me,
22:58to sing it to her,
23:00and she can see
23:01what an amazing song she made.
23:02Yeah?
23:03Okay, there you go.
23:03You know what I mean?
23:04I see where you go with that.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Hey, I want to talk
23:07about your movie,
23:08by the way.
23:08Yes.
23:08This is a big deal.
23:10Forbidden Fruits.
23:10Yes.
23:11Okay, this has been
23:12described as, like,
23:13Mean Girls meets
23:14a slasher film.
23:16Totally.
23:16Is that a good way
23:17to describe it?
23:17I would say for sure.
23:18And you play Pickle.
23:19Yes!
23:19All right,
23:20that's a great name.
23:21Yes, yes.
23:21How do we set up
23:22what this is about?
23:23Yes, this is a movie
23:26about some girly pups,
23:28okay?
23:28Okay.
23:29Working in the mall.
23:30Okay.
23:30Okay.
23:31I don't know how...
23:32Like, I always...
23:33I feel like I'm an oversharer,
23:34so I have to be careful,
23:35but I don't just tell you
23:35the whole movie right now.
23:37But there's...
23:38Let's just say
23:39there's something cult-y,
23:40something witch-y going on
23:43in this mall.
23:44I like that.
23:44At a particular store.
23:45Okay.
23:46Let's just say that.
23:47And we've talked about this.
23:49I said,
23:49would you ever get into acting?
23:51And you go,
23:51yeah, I would.
23:53What do you think,
23:54now that you've done it?
23:55You know what?
23:55I really, really enjoyed it.
23:58I really, really loved it.
23:59I think, you know,
24:00my whole career
24:01has been me being myself,
24:04you know,
24:04telling stories about my life.
24:07And that's been wonderful,
24:09and I'm never gonna stop doing that.
24:11However,
24:12there is something really interesting
24:15and invigorating for me
24:16about getting to story tell,
24:20but with a bit of distance,
24:22in a way.
24:23Yeah.
24:23And also,
24:24I do...
24:25And playing a character
24:26is something I really enjoyed
24:29more than I expected.
24:30I was like,
24:30wait,
24:32no one,
24:33including me,
24:34really anticipated enjoying it
24:36to the extent that I did.
24:37And I think this role
24:38was the perfect size as well,
24:40because I didn't want to go
24:42into anything and be the lead.
24:44No, no, no, no, no.
24:46No, no, no, no.
24:48No, no, no.
24:49No, no, no.
24:49But this is...
24:50No.
24:51And, yeah,
24:51because too much pressure.
24:52Too much pressure.
24:53And I also want to make sure,
24:55you know,
24:55it's like,
24:56I want to work up
24:58to those types of things.
24:59So this was the perfect
25:01first experience.
25:02It was, like,
25:03truly magic.
25:04Congratulations.
25:05I want to show everyone
25:06a clip.
25:07Here's our pal,
25:08Emma Chamberlain,
25:09in Forbidden Fruit.
25:11Take a look.
25:13Pickle was the perfect
25:14boho babe.
25:16Sunkissed blonde hair,
25:17zero daddy issues,
25:18and effortlessly,
25:20Florigena George.
25:22Apple immediately knew
25:23she found her mini-me.
25:25It's a guttural feeling,
25:27kind of like finding
25:28a soulmate, you know?
25:29It's perfect.
25:30Okay, hold on.
25:30They were as glued together
25:32as Pickle's glitter fake lashes.
25:34We all loved her.
25:36We were like the four elements,
25:38living in complete harmony.
25:41But then,
25:43then Pickle met Ashton.
25:45Ashton was Avril Skater Boy hot,
25:48I want to be bad boy.
25:49You hungry?
25:50And it rubbed off on Pickle.
25:52She even started wearing
25:53mini-UG boots to rebel
25:54against the free eat-in dress code.
25:56It got nasty fast.
25:58Come on now.
26:01Emma Chamberlain!
26:03Forbidden Fruits is in theaters everywhere.
26:06March 27th!
26:07We're doing something fun with Emma
26:09after the break.
26:10Stick around, everybody.
26:11Come back.
26:11More Emma.
26:12Come on back.
26:14Two, three, four.
26:26Welcome back, everybody.
26:27We're here with Emma Chamberlain!
26:30Now, Emma,
26:32there are so many great things in life,
26:34but we want to know
26:35which is the best thing.
26:37It's time for a game called
26:38Best Thing Ever.
26:39Here we go.
26:40Yes!
26:45Now, here's how it works.
26:46We're going to get two things,
26:47and we're going to have to decide
26:48which is the best
26:49and which one
26:50we have to get rid of forever.
26:51Okay.
26:52Then we'll have to explain
26:53our reasoning for that decision.
26:54The best of each round
26:55will face off against each other
26:56until we decide
26:57the ultimate best thing ever.
26:59Sound good?
27:00I got it.
27:01Let's do it, bud.
27:01All right, first one up.
27:02Ready?
27:03Yes.
27:06Cats.
27:07Okay.
27:07Whoa, deep cut for me.
27:09Have two of them.
27:10Or yoga.
27:12Wait, these are like
27:13my two favorite things!
27:15I didn't say the game was easy.
27:17Life is not easy.
27:19Okay.
27:20Cats or yoga?
27:22I mean, we love them both.
27:23I know you love them both.
27:24That's why we did this.
27:25Okay, here's the thing, though.
27:26If I, I think I have to choose,
27:29like, cats are better.
27:30Because if I choose yoga,
27:32though, it's such...
27:34Oh, man, I love it.
27:35I love it.
27:36But...
27:37What's your favorite pose?
27:38We'll say it at the same time.
27:39One, two, three.
27:40Pigeon pose!
27:41Whoa!
27:42Whoa, wait, I was going to say
27:43warrior two.
27:44Ooh, that's pretty good.
27:46It's really...
27:47Ooh, yeah, it's nice.
27:48Yeah, yeah, that...
27:48Um, but...
27:50Pigeon is better.
27:50Yeah, I should have said that.
27:51Warrior two is better.
27:52Wait, you're better at being me than I am.
27:54No, I know.
27:54Let's switch spots.
27:55Okay, this is getting weird.
27:56We should switch.
27:57Cats won first round.
27:58Yeah.
27:59All right, I agree.
28:00Yeah.
28:01I love cats.
28:02Yeah, it'd be weird if I didn't.
28:04Yeah, okay.
28:05But now, here it gets even crazier.
28:07Coffee...
28:09or the Beatles?
28:12Not the Beatles!
28:13I did some research on you.
28:16No!
28:17Yes!
28:18You have to choose!
28:20One is the best!
28:21I'm choosing...
28:22I might choose the Beatles.
28:24Something weird's happening.
28:25Wait, I'm choosing the Beatles.
28:26All right, the Beatles.
28:29You love the Beatles.
28:30I love the Beatles.
28:31All right, favorite album on three.
28:33One, two, three.
28:33Revolver!
28:34Magical Mystery Jungle Revolver's amazing!
28:36Okay.
28:37All right, ready?
28:39Oh, I don't even want to look.
28:41Surprise me.
28:42I threw it there, because, yeah.
28:44Inhaling versus exhaling.
28:48One's the best!
28:49Okay.
28:49And one is gone forever.
28:51Wait, can I just try and then...
28:52Wait.
28:55Whoa, the exhale feels good.
28:58No, the exhale feels good,
28:59but the exhale's not there without the inhale.
29:01No, I know, but even though exhaling maybe feels better,
29:04I feel like inhaling's more important, weirdly.
29:06Inhaling.
29:07Okay, good.
29:08Inhaling is out of the doubt.
29:10All right.
29:11Last one before we get into the final round.
29:13Okay.
29:14Okay.
29:15Napoleon Dynamite, or hocus, which I...
29:20I threw in there because I'm really obsessed with hocus right now.
29:23That is a full me pick.
29:26Have you ever worn hocus?
29:27I have.
29:28They're amazing.
29:30They're like walking on, like, three pillows
29:32on top of each other.
29:33They are wonderful.
29:34You're five inches taller.
29:35Yeah.
29:35And you bounce around the city.
29:37No, it is truly the best,
29:39but, like, are you wearing those with jeans?
29:41Be honest.
29:43No, I'm wearing them with dress pants.
29:47Oh, no.
29:49So, connect me with your stylist.
29:50We're going to talk,
29:51and I...
29:51Because I never want to hear about that again.
29:53That can't be happening.
29:53What do you have to wear them with, shorts?
29:55Yeah, you got to do a spandex short.
29:56You got to do a little spandex...
29:57Spandex short?
29:58You would look amazing, Jimmy.
29:59I'm telling you.
30:00Maybe if I inhaled and sucked it in the whole way.
30:03All right.
30:04So, I think this is a clear answer.
30:05Well, for me, I'm choosing Napoleon Dynamite
30:07because that's one of my two favorite movies of all time.
30:09Like, it's obvious.
30:10But hocus are awesome.
30:12What are you choosing?
30:13You're choosing hocus.
30:14Well, I like Napoleon Dynamite.
30:16Now, we're moving on to the semi-best of all time.
30:19All right?
30:19So, now, we're starting with...
30:22Cats versus The Beatles, I guess.
30:28We love these all.
30:29Whoa, whoa.
30:30This is really weird, you guys.
30:31Come on, you guys.
30:32This is weird.
30:33Come on.
30:33Okay, okay.
30:34I'm watching you right now.
30:36No!
30:36Yeah, I'm watching you.
30:38I'm a big fan.
30:39Okay, The Beatles.
30:40Yeah.
30:42All right, that...
30:45Napoleon Dynamite versus inhaling.
30:49I think, well, inhaling,
30:50kind of can't live without it.
30:51However, Napoleon Dynamite shaped me as a person.
30:53Napoleon Dynamite.
30:54Okay.
30:56All right, now.
31:00Oh, the sound of the elk horn means
31:03we're down to the final round.
31:04No.
31:06Whichever wins here
31:07will officially be the best thing ever.
31:10Now, for this round,
31:11Emma and I are going to decide the best thing together.
31:14And to make it interesting,
31:15the audience will vote, too.
31:17If the audience matches our pick,
31:21everyone is going home
31:22with the pint of Ben and Jerry's
31:24Tonight Dough ice cream.
31:26The great ice cream in the freezer section.
31:30Yes.
31:30You all have any clickers at your seats.
31:35Now, the final category is either
31:38A, The Beatles,
31:41or B,
31:43Napoleon Dynamite.
31:45The Beatles or Napoleon Dynamite.
31:47I think we have to go with our gut,
31:49which is always giving.
31:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, giving.
31:51We're always giving back.
31:53Yeah.
31:53So I think...
31:55Oh, for sure.
31:57Yeah.
31:57And it hurts.
31:58And by the way...
31:59Oh, yeah, it hurts.
31:59It hurts.
32:00It's like choosing a favorite child.
32:01You know?
32:01It hurts.
32:02It's time to find out.
32:04Let's find out what we chose for.
32:05Okay.
32:06We chose...
32:10The Beatles.
32:12Let's hear what the audience chose!
32:15The Beatles!
32:17Yes!
32:20Everyone, welcome to the Pint of Ben and Jerry's
32:22Tonight Dough ice cream.
32:24My best dad, Mr. Chamberlain, the best.
32:27Forbidden Fruits is in theaters March 27th.
32:31We'll be right back, everybody.
32:33I knew you were doing it.
32:47Our next guest has his comedy special,
32:50Nostalgic, streaming now on Netflix.
32:53One of our favorites here at The Tonight Show.
32:55Please welcome the very funny Derek Stroop!
33:09What's going on, everybody?
33:10Thank y'all.
33:11Thank you so much.
33:13I'm Derek Stroop.
33:15Excited to be here.
33:17I know this accent's probably catching some of y'all off guard.
33:21You're like, is this guy about to sing Wagon Wheel?
33:25I get that.
33:26If you're sitting far enough back, I'm sure you're like, this guy looks like Blake Shelton
33:29got stung by bees, man.
33:32And that joke's a lot funnier if you know who Blake Shelton is.
33:36I'm sure there's somebody out there from Norway that missed that one, but it's a zinger.
33:41Now, I live in New York City, man.
33:42I really enjoy it.
33:44This accent, though, I'm out here catching some strays.
33:48There's a lot of projecting going on.
33:51I'll be walking around Manhattan.
33:52I go, y'all have a good afternoon.
33:54They go, we don't want ice in our neighborhood.
33:57I go, wow, that's from my voice.
34:00Goodness, Greg.
34:01I was hoping to inspire y'all to eat some biscuits, you know?
34:05And I'll tell you, New Yorkers have my favorite reaction to my accent.
34:09Like, real New Yorkers, they can't believe it.
34:12They run into me, and I think it's because Southerners, we visit New York.
34:16New Yorkers do not visit us.
34:19So when we run into each other, like, when they run into me, it's like they've caught a Pokemon, man.
34:25They cannot wrap their head around it.
34:27They're like, hey, this guy sounds like Huckleberry Finn.
34:31How'd you get here?
34:32Did you ride a horse?
34:33There's black guys over there.
34:35You're cool with that, right?
34:37It's an insane reaction.
34:39It's like, I know I sound like a bowl of gravy.
34:42I get that.
34:43But if you're from Queens, you sound like a traffic cone, you know?
34:47There's a few accents going on.
34:50But I blend into New York City better than you think.
34:52I am a cat guy, which y'all would not see that coming.
34:57Most of y'all would think I'd have a lab, you know, named Bullet or Dixie, you know?
35:01I'm supposed to say something like, no, that's a hunting dog right there.
35:05No, I got a flat-faced Persian named Jameson.
35:08He's the love of my life.
35:10He's got a little tiny nose and a flat face.
35:12He can't breathe either.
35:14Yeah.
35:15We go upstairs.
35:16We both run out of breath, you know?
35:18I go, let's put on a CPAP and call it a night.
35:22And the reason I bring it up is I'm a loud cat person.
35:26I get that cat people are usually pretty quiet.
35:29Like, there's some cat people here at the show tonight, and they're not going to say
35:32much to me afterwards.
35:33Cat people are emailers, okay?
35:35That's how they like to reach out.
35:37At about 1 a.m., I'll get an email.
35:39Hey, my name's Catherine.
35:41I love cats, too.
35:42I've got seven.
35:43How many do you have?
35:45And I go, goodness, Catherine, I can smell the piss through the keyboard.
35:50I've got one because I'm normal, you know?
35:54But overall, like I said, New York City's working out.
35:57This city fits my temperament.
35:59I run a little hot, naturally.
36:01I'm an emotional man.
36:03I always have been.
36:04And that plays well in this city.
36:06One thing you'll never hear in New York City is calm down, okay?
36:10They're going to give you some space.
36:12That works for me.
36:13Like, I'm the type of person that if I hold the grocery store door open for you and you
36:17don't thank me, I feel like I should be able to follow you, you know?
36:22And I'm not going to do anything crazy.
36:24I just want to ask you, do you think you're better than me?
36:28I've always been that way, you know?
36:30I get agitated.
36:31I'm the type of person, if I'm at a crosswalk waiting to get to the other side, if you come
36:36up behind me and press the button, it's hard for me to not turn around and ask you, do
36:41you not think that I've already done that?
36:44Goodness gracious.
36:45I hope you don't think I'm standing here going, what if there's an easier way to get to the
36:49other side?
36:51That's why I struggle with flying.
36:54Yeah, I really do.
36:55But when you have this accent and you tell people you hate to fly, they assume you do
36:59not know how airplanes work.
37:02Every time I'll go, I hate to fly.
37:04And they go, Derek, don't you be scared of science, okay?
37:07And I'm like, I don't think that's what I'm talking about.
37:10It's the people on airplanes.
37:12Like, here's the thing.
37:13I think middle seat people have lost their minds, okay?
37:16I don't know who lied to middle seat people, but they have no armrest.
37:20We share our armrest with them out of the goodness of our hearts.
37:26Middle seat people are barely on the flight.
37:29They're the only seat in every row that if they don't show up, we celebrate.
37:35We take a picture of their empty seat and we put it on Instagram and we go, what a Tuesday,
37:41man.
37:44I recently saw a middle seat person pull out a laptop.
37:47I could not believe it.
37:49I didn't know how to tell him that nobody's in an office waiting on a middle seat email.
37:55If anybody cared about your email, you'd be in the aisle, big dog.
38:00I just took a peek at your spreadsheet.
38:02This quarter's got you in a headlock.
38:05And I'm going to tell you, listen, I know I'm coming in hot on middle seats.
38:08I get that.
38:09I guess I should take it easy on people that won their seat in a raffle.
38:13But here's the thing.
38:15My confidence comes from I'm an aisle seat guy.
38:17I'm the captain of my row.
38:19It is my row.
38:21And people struggle with that.
38:23And I can break it down for you, okay?
38:24You want to go to the bathroom, you're going to have to talk to your boy first.
38:29And I'm going to work out something that we can all get behind, you know?
38:33You want a snack?
38:34I'll hand you a bisque off when I get to it.
38:39Because the flight attendant's going to give me a snack to give to my team when we're ready.
38:46When the plane lands, what do we do, aisle seats?
38:49We stand up.
38:52It is our right and our privilege.
38:55Middle and window, they're going to try to act like it's a measurement of your character.
38:59They would stand if they could.
39:02Sometimes they try.
39:03They look like goblins under there.
39:05There's nowhere for them to go.
39:07Sometimes you'll get lucky and they'll bang their head, bang their head.
39:10I go, get back in there.
39:13You'll get off this plane when all the aisles do.
39:16Y'all have a great night.
39:17Thank you so much.
39:19I'm Derek Strupp.
39:21That is how you do it.
39:23Come on, Jimmy.
39:23Come on, buddy.
39:25That is how you do it.
39:27Thank you all.
39:28Derek Strupp, check out his special Nostalgic streaming now on Netflix.
39:34Thank you so much.
39:35Derek Strupp.
39:36Wow.
39:37We'll be right back, everybody.
39:39God dang it's so funny.
39:41I'm not behind a line that's right on time.
39:43I'm a step beyond.
39:44I'm not behind a line.
39:45If I'm raised off, I'm not behind a line.
39:50Yeah.
39:51Turn it off when you're with some poison.
39:53Uh-huh.
39:53Turn it off, yeah.
39:54Poison.
39:55Uh-huh.
39:56Yeah.
39:57It's so good.
39:58My thanks to Uma Theraman, Emma Chamberlain, Derek Strupp once again.
40:06Hey, congrats on this Netflix special, bud.
40:09Thank you so much.
40:10So exciting.
40:10You came on, but, dude, it's on Netflix.
40:12Everyone's watching Top Ten already?
40:14Top Ten, man.
40:15Dude, come on, bud.
40:15That is the coolest thing ever.
40:17I mean, when I'm on Netflix, I use the Top Ten to kind of navigate, you know, which direction
40:22I'm going to go.
40:23Yeah.
40:23Now my face is on.
40:24It's surreal.
40:25There you go.
40:25That's what I'm talking about.
40:27Congratulations, Derek Strupp.
40:29Check out the roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania as well.
40:35Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:37Good night, everybody.
40:38Get it far.
40:39Get it far.
40:41Get it far.
40:43Get it far.
40:43Get it far.
40:44Get it far.
40:44Get it to it, love.
40:45Brr.
40:48Uh-huh.
40:52Get it.
40:52Oh-huh.
40:54You
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