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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City,
00:12it's The Penetro Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17And I join Jimmy's guest, Sting, Mini Driver,
00:21Ruthie Robb, musical guest,
00:24Sting and Jackie from The Last Gift,
00:26and featuring the legendary Ruth.
00:28Two, two, twenty-six, five!
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:42Hey, come on now!
00:44Thank you very much, huh?
00:46Thank you very much, huh?
00:50Hey!
00:52Look out.
00:54I love you, I love you.
00:56Hey, I love you, it works, it works, it works, it works.
00:58You're welcome!
01:02Come on now!
01:04Ah, thank you very much!
01:06Thank you, enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11This is it.
01:12You're here.
01:12Good night.
01:14Well, guys, let's get to some news.
01:16Today at the White House,
01:17President Trump hosted an event to celebrate Women's History Month.
01:22Yep, they discussed everything except Trump's history with women.
01:29Yeah, an hour into the event,
01:30Trump panicked because he didn't have an exit strategy for this either.
01:33He's like, uh, what?
01:35Speaking of the war, um...
01:40After getting mixed messages,
01:42Trump was asked whether the U.S. involvement in Iran
01:44is a war or an excursion,
01:46and he said both.
01:49Yeah, it's an excursion.
01:51That's also a war.
01:52It's like going to Ikea with your spouse.
01:54It's like, okay.
01:55Really? You buy it?
01:56You can't afford that.
01:58Meanwhile, today, Iran's new supreme leader
02:01issued his first public comments,
02:03and weirdly, they were all about
02:04Donna Kelsey's home renovations.
02:06Wow.
02:09Well, guys, Trump announced that
02:11due to the oil shortage and high gas prices,
02:13he's tapping into our strategic reserves.
02:16Yeah, in fact, he just put out a video about it.
02:18Did you see this? Watch this.
02:19This is your president,
02:20and I don't want anyone worrying about the oil crisis
02:23because I've tapped our reserves
02:24and can guarantee one thing.
02:26I have gas.
02:28In fact, they're saying I have more gas than anyone.
02:31No matter the situation, I have gas.
02:33In a quiet meeting? Gas.
02:35During your speech? Gas.
02:36Sleep? That's when I have the most gas.
02:38And good news for all you tree-huggers,
02:40my gas also creates incredible wind power.
02:42So come on, America, follow me,
02:44and we'll let it rip.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:47There you are.
02:53Did you guys see this?
02:54Yesterday, Trump gave a speech in Kentucky,
02:56and at one point, he brought Jake Paul up on stage.
02:59Oh.
03:00And when Jake realized Trump is 79 years old,
03:03he challenged him to a boxing match.
03:09Come on.
03:10Well, this is going viral.
03:11North Korean state media released a photo
03:13of Kim Jong-un test-firing a handgun.
03:16Look at this.
03:19There he is.
03:20Kim Jong-wick.
03:23Well, guys, spring break is in full swing,
03:25but if you still haven't booked that perfect trip,
03:27you're in luck because a lot of popular destinations
03:29are rolling out new commercials to win you over.
03:32Take a look at this one.
03:33If you want to catch up on sleep,
03:35to get tan,
03:36and to play golf,
03:38then check out
03:38President Trump on a Workday.
03:40Hey, no, no, no, no.
03:41Come on.
03:42Hey, let's release the real spring break ad.
03:43Please.
03:44Come on.
03:44If you want
03:45pina coladas,
03:46Mai Tais,
03:47and spicy margaritas,
03:49then check out
03:49Pete Hegseth on a Workday.
03:51Hey, hey, hey.
03:52Well, no, no, no, no.
03:53Come on.
03:53Really, let's try this one more time.
03:54Please, play the real spring break commercial.
03:56If you want
03:57no shirts,
03:58no shoes,
03:59no problems,
04:00then check out
04:01RFK Jr. on a Workday.
04:03All right, forget it.
04:03We'll get it.
04:04We'll do it next week.
04:05I don't care.
04:05We've got time.
04:07Come on.
04:08It's the right video.
04:09I can't believe that.
04:11Can't believe it.
04:13Hey, have you guys heard about this?
04:14It's a new TikTok trend
04:15where runners
04:16are taking Ziploc bags
04:17filled with heavy cream and salt
04:19on their runs
04:20and making butter.
04:24You thought your co-worker
04:25who ran a marathon was annoying.
04:26Wait until you meet a guy
04:27who churns butter while running.
04:30I can't believe I'm saying this,
04:31but I miss the old days
04:32when people were just
04:32slapping each other with tortillas.
04:36Well, get this.
04:36Apple is introducing
04:37eight new emojis
04:38in the latest iOS update.
04:40Here to talk about
04:41these new emojis
04:42is the president
04:42of the Emoji Safety Commission,
04:44Tim Stinson.
04:45Welcome to the show, Tim.
04:48Thank you for having me on, Jimmy.
04:49Look, these new emojis are out
04:52and I am horrified.
04:55Really?
04:56Why?
04:56They seem harmless.
04:57Are you kidding?
04:58These emojis are disgusting.
05:00I mean,
05:01you won't even be able
05:02to show them on TV.
05:04I think you can.
05:05I mean,
05:05here's the first one here.
05:06Look, it's just a trombone.
05:08Oh, oh, okay.
05:09Can you say bone louder, Jimmy?
05:12Because that's what
05:13the kids are thinking
05:14when they send this
05:15on their text phones.
05:16No.
05:17All the blowing
05:18and the pulling,
05:20the talking.
05:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:23You've got to blur it.
05:24You've got to blur that, Jimmy.
05:26Yeah.
05:27You might have to blur that.
05:28Look,
05:29how about this one?
05:31Oh, Bigfoot.
05:32Are you kidding me?
05:34What?
05:36What do they say
05:37about big feet, Jimmy?
05:42Big shoes?
05:44Nope.
05:44No, no, no.
05:45Too late.
05:45Everyone's already
05:46thinking about it now,
05:47so you've got to blur it.
05:48Blur it.
05:48Come on.
05:50Okay, how about this one?
05:52Oh, oh, oh.
05:54What?
05:55No.
05:56This looks just like
05:57a rock to me.
05:58Sure, sure.
05:59What rhymes with rock?
06:02Starts with a C?
06:03Hmm?
06:05Come on, dude.
06:05Yep, yeah.
06:06Bingo.
06:06Blur it.
06:07Blur it.
06:08Stop yelling blur it.
06:10What's going on?
06:11What are you yelling?
06:12Who are you yelling, dude?
06:13How about these right here?
06:15These are...
06:15Nope.
06:16Nuh-uh.
06:16Nuh-uh.
06:17No, no.
06:18Booty and pole dancer.
06:20No, that pole dancer
06:21is just a regular dancer.
06:22Oh, you don't know
06:24her story, Jimmy.
06:25Double blur it.
06:25Double blur.
06:27Okay, I think,
06:28I think you're the one
06:29that's making these dirty, Tim.
06:30You just really needed
06:30to calm down.
06:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:32As the president
06:33of the Emoji Safety Commission,
06:35I'm only getting started.
06:37You think I'm going
06:38soft on this, buddy?
06:39I'm only getting harder.
06:44Tim!
06:46Oh, my God.
06:47Oh, blur me!
06:49Blur me!
06:49Okay, okay.
06:50Okay.
06:51Tim, Tim Stinson,
06:53Tim Stinson, everything.
06:54It's not a trombone!
06:55It's not a trombone, Jimmy!
06:57Don't let him fool you!
07:00Tim Stinson, oh, my God.
07:06Trombone.
07:07Guys, I read about
07:08a group of Girl Scouts
07:09who started selling cookies
07:10outside a weed dispensary.
07:13And today,
07:14they just earned
07:15their billionaire merit badge.
07:16There you go.
07:17That's right.
07:21And finally, guys,
07:22I always say our show
07:23is lucky to have
07:24the greatest band
07:25in late night,
07:26The Roots right there
07:27from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
07:29They are the best.
07:33But it isn't always fun
07:35and games.
07:36From time to time,
07:36we put The Roots
07:37to the test.
07:38We're going to pick
07:38some people from our audience
07:39and have The Roots
07:40make up songs about them
07:41on the spot.
07:42It's time for
07:43Freestylin' with The Roots.
07:45Here we go.
07:46Time to be styled
07:50with The Roots.
07:55Hey, Roots!
07:57You guys ready to do this?
07:58Oh, yeah!
08:00Let's pick someone.
08:00Raise your hand
08:01if you want The Roots
08:01to make up a song about you.
08:03Yeah, right here.
08:03Come on.
08:04I already can tell you.
08:05You're laughing already.
08:05You're in a good mood.
08:06Oh, hey, come on over.
08:08Oh, sorry, you have to leave.
08:09Take care.
08:09Bye, bud.
08:10Hello.
08:11Hi.
08:12Can you hold that?
08:12What is your name
08:13and where are you from?
08:14My name's Eliza Knight
08:15and I'm from Tucson
08:17but I live here in New York.
08:18Hey, Eliza!
08:21From Tucson.
08:22Yeah.
08:24All right, Eliza,
08:26St. Patrick's Day
08:27is coming up, okay?
08:28Now, leprechauns
08:29have a pot of gold
08:29at the end of the rainbow
08:30but what would you want
08:32to see at the end
08:33of the rainbow?
08:36Starring in a movie.
08:38Oh.
08:39You want to star in a movie?
08:40Absolutely.
08:41That's the end
08:41of your rainbow?
08:42Yeah.
08:42Oh, I can see this.
08:43So you're an actor?
08:44Yes.
08:45Oh, I love this.
08:46Eliza, what was your
08:46last name again?
08:47Knight.
08:48Eliza Knight, everybody.
08:49Hello.
08:50What's your agent's name?
08:51No, I'm just kidding.
08:52All right.
08:52Yeah, Renee.
08:53Eliza Knight,
08:54so you want to be in a movie.
08:55Any type of movie?
08:57Period piece.
08:59Oh.
09:00Like, oh,
09:01and like Gilded Age?
09:02Would you do that?
09:03Absolutely.
09:03All right, done.
09:04Done.
09:04All right, guys.
09:05We have Eliza Knight here,
09:07okay?
09:07This is her TV debut.
09:09She's from Tucson
09:10and what she would like
09:11to see at the end
09:12of the rainbow there
09:13on St. Patrick's Day
09:14with the leprechaun.
09:15She would like to see
09:16her starring role
09:17in the movie.
09:19Okay?
09:19And it could be anything,
09:20but a period piece
09:21if we're choosing.
09:22Okay?
09:23Roots for this first one.
09:24Can we get, like,
09:24a St. Patrick's Day jam,
09:26like a Danny Boy
09:27type of thing for me?
09:29Come on, you know.
09:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:31Now we're talking.
09:35A line's the night
09:38from Tucson A.Z.
09:43St. Patrick's Day's
09:46coming up,
09:47so I've been told
09:50If you follow
09:53the path
09:54to the end
09:55of the rainbow
09:56No pot of gold,
09:59but you may find
10:01your leading role
10:04Oh, that's how you did it!
10:06You did it!
10:09Congratulations!
10:10I can take that back.
10:10Sorry, we're not giving these out.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Go for it, bud.
10:15How you doing?
10:16Actually, I'll...
10:17Should I cut through it?
10:20Yeah, I can just tell
10:21you don't want me to pick you,
10:23so I...
10:24You have to.
10:25Come on.
10:25Yeah, here you go.
10:26I can just tell.
10:27You're being quiet.
10:31You're being very quiet
10:32and very polite.
10:33Yes.
10:33Yes, but that's why
10:34I picked you.
10:35There you go.
10:35That's for you.
10:36What is your name
10:37and where are you from?
10:39Wesley McIntyre,
10:39and I'm from...
10:42Oh, boy.
10:43Daltona, Florida.
10:44Are you in the
10:45Witness Protection Program?
10:46Okay, all right.
10:47Put your hat the other way,
10:48Wesley.
10:49You had to think of where...
10:50You're from Daytona.
10:52So you're from...
10:53Close, yeah.
10:54You said it.
10:55I don't know.
10:55You don't have to give me
10:56your exact address.
10:57But you're from Florida.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Okay, good.
10:59There you go.
10:59Wesley from Florida.
11:00Yeah, see, it's easy.
11:02Wow.
11:03Okay, uh...
11:04I don't know why
11:04I don't believe.
11:05Wesley.
11:06Wesley from Florida.
11:07Tomorrow is Friday the 13th.
11:09Okay.
11:10Yeah, we all know it.
11:11Do you have any superstitions
11:12at all?
11:13No, not really.
11:16It's not helpful, right?
11:17No, it's...
11:18But do you know anyone
11:19who has superstitions?
11:21No.
11:23Nothing is considered unlucky
11:25or something you don't want to do.
11:26You don't want to walk
11:27under a ladder
11:28or any of that type of stuff?
11:29Nothing bothers you?
11:31We can say black cats.
11:32Oh, you see a black cat,
11:33it's bad luck.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Okay, good.
11:36But not you personally,
11:37but some other people.
11:38Sure.
11:39Okay, perfect.
11:41You're mysterious.
11:43Guys, I'm here with Zorro,
11:45the most mysterious man
11:46I've ever met.
11:48Wesley from Florida.
11:50And tomorrow is Friday the 13th.
11:51If there's any superstitious
11:52people out there,
11:53be careful if you see
11:54a black cat crossing
11:56in front of you, okay?
11:57Roots, for this one,
11:58can we go...
11:58I'm really into this country jam,
12:00Ella Langley, that...
12:04I like that jam.
12:05Can you do, like,
12:06a type of jam like that,
12:07Ella Langley?
12:14Look at Wesley McIntyre
12:17with the fire
12:18all the way from
12:20Flo-Ri-Di-A.
12:23Flo-Ri-Di-A.
12:24If he sees a black cat
12:26crossing his path,
12:28he'd probably run away.
12:32I wish I could've written
12:35more for you,
12:37but Wesley's only choosing
12:40Florida.
12:46Hey, it's mysterious.
12:48Thank you, bud.
12:49That's fantastic.
12:50Very mysterious man.
12:51Who else?
12:51Who else?
12:52Come on, who wants one here?
12:53Come on.
12:53I'll go right down here.
12:54Here you go.
12:55Yes, you right here
12:56in the front.
12:56Yes.
12:57Oh, look at these shoes.
12:58I love you.
12:59I love your whole outfit.
13:01It's fantastic.
13:02Thank you for being here.
13:02What is your name?
13:03My name is Helena.
13:04I'm from Brazil,
13:05but I live in New York City.
13:07Hey!
13:08Helena!
13:09From Brazil!
13:10Yes.
13:13All right.
13:14Helena,
13:15Harry Styles
13:16just put out his new album.
13:17Okay?
13:17It is called
13:18Kiss All The Time,
13:19Disco Occasionally.
13:21Okay?
13:22What is something
13:22you do all the time?
13:24Dance and go to K-pop shows.
13:27Like, okay,
13:28I have to say this.
13:30I'm a BTS fan.
13:31You're a big BTS fan.
13:32Yeah, we all are good.
13:33I love it.
13:35I love it.
13:35Sorry, so you,
13:35K-pop?
13:36Yeah.
13:37So dance?
13:38Yes.
13:39And go to K-pop?
13:39K-pop shows.
13:40K-pop shows.
13:41Love it.
13:42That's what you do all the time.
13:43Yes.
13:43Dance and go to K-pop shows.
13:44I love this.
13:45What is something you do occasionally?
13:48Okay.
13:48I read occasionally.
13:50Now I'm like,
13:52yeah,
13:53I'm more like about having fun.
13:54No, I love it.
13:55Read occasionally.
13:56That's a great album cover.
13:59K-pop show all the time.
14:01Read occasionally.
14:02All right, good.
14:03Roots, we have Elena here, okay?
14:05Elena's from Brazil.
14:07Something that she likes to do all the time
14:08is go to K-pop shows
14:09and dance, dance, dance.
14:11And occasionally,
14:13she might read a sign
14:15that says dancing.
14:17Dancing is legal here.
14:18To close it out,
14:19since he is host and musical guest
14:21on Saturday Night Live this weekend,
14:23let's do a Harry Styles,
14:25American Girls type of song.
14:26Is that the new Jammies guy?
14:28American Girls.
14:29Yeah, yeah, let's try that one.
14:37Okay.
14:39Elena's chill.
14:43She's from Brazil.
14:48She goes K-pop dance.
14:52Maybe read a little.
14:57And when she's in the mood,
15:01she listens to the roots.
15:06And she can't get it off of mine.
15:09She keeps thinking about that Brazilian food.
15:14She loves Brazilian food.
15:17Oh, Brazilian food!
15:20A Brazilian food.
15:22Come on now!
15:24A Brazilian food.
15:26Thank you very much!
15:28Thank you to our audience!
15:30Thank you to the roots!
15:31Stick around!
15:32We'll be right back with Sting, everybody!
15:35Sting!
15:39I've always wanted to do a duet with you.
15:41Really?
15:42Yeah.
15:47I thought maybe
15:49finally, I have my own show.
15:51Maybe tonight we could finally do it.
15:53Could I choose the song?
15:55Absolutely, sure.
15:56Can you give me an A major chord?
15:58Here.
15:58Like this?
16:11Our first guest is a 17-time Grammy-winning music icon
16:17who has sold over 100 million albums worldwide.
16:22Wow.
16:23I love this dude.
16:24His musical, The Last Ship, is coming to the Metropolitan Opera
16:28beginning June 9th.
16:30Please welcome Sting!
16:32This could be the last train, this could be the last train.
16:39Maybe the last train, I don't know.
16:42That's right.
16:44That's right.
16:45This could be the last train, this could be the last train.
16:51There you go.
16:52That's exactly right.
16:54That standing ovation.
16:56That's what I'm talking about.
16:57Feel the love!
17:00Feel the love for Sting!
17:05Oh, I love you, bud.
17:06Welcome back to the show.
17:08Sting, you should feel like home here.
17:10You've been here a bunch of times.
17:12Do you remember doing warm-up here one night?
17:16Yeah, I do.
17:17One night, this is a true story.
17:19We were doing late night, maybe?
17:20Yeah, late night.
17:21Late night, and I forget who the guests were even, to be honest.
17:24We were just getting ready for the show, and all of a sudden,
17:26I heard someone that sounded like Sting warming up the audience.
17:29I came out, it was you and the Roots,
17:31singing every breath you take.
17:33And the audience was like, what's going on?
17:35And then you left.
17:36That was my audition.
17:39Did you get the part?
17:40No, I didn't.
17:41Ah, I'm so sorry.
17:42I love having you here.
17:43I know you're a New Yorker.
17:44You've been in New York City a long time now.
17:46It's 1979.
17:48Wow.
17:48What do you remember when you first came here?
17:50What was your first impression of the city?
17:51Oh, I played a gig at CBGB's.
17:54I did three nights, three sets of CBGB's.
17:57I'd just landed at JFK about six in the evening,
18:00and after the second set, it was like three in the morning,
18:03but for me, it was beyond.
18:06So I went for a cup of coffee down the street to Phoebe's on the Bowery,
18:10and I only had enough money for one cup of coffee.
18:14I was finishing my coffee,
18:16and the waitress was about to give me another cup.
18:18I said, please, no, I can't afford another cup.
18:20She said, honey, this is New York City.
18:22The second cup is always free.
18:24I said, I'm moving here right now.
18:26The second cup is always free.
18:29I love that.
18:30It's true, right?
18:32Yeah, it is.
18:33You're also back on tour now.
18:35Sting 3.0 tour.
18:37Congratulations, by the way.
18:38It's around the world.
18:39It's worldwide.
18:40You're going to Australia, I saw.
18:41But then you're doing something very cool here.
18:43You're coming back to the North American days.
18:45You're doing a six-night residency at the Brooklyn Paramount.
18:48Let's go.
18:49Come on.
18:50Beautiful.
18:53It's a beautiful theater.
18:54I've never been.
18:55It's been refurbished.
18:57It's mecca.
18:58It really is gorgeous.
18:59I worked there last year and couldn't wait to get back.
19:01Wow.
19:02And what are you doing?
19:03Are you doing all the hits?
19:04Are you doing new stuff?
19:05What are you doing?
19:06I have nothing but hits.
19:08I know.
19:08No, I'm sorry.
19:09I'm sorry.
19:10I'm sorry.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:12Thank you, everybody.
19:13Take care, everybody.
19:28Go back.
19:30I could.
19:31Of course you do.
19:32I could sing every single one.
19:33I love you so much.
19:35I do want to talk about your newest hit, The Last Ship.
19:39Congratulations on this.
19:40This is a big deal.
19:41You came on the show when this was on Broadway, and now you're going to the Metropolitan Opera.
19:47You're taking it to the opera.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Did you ever see it as playing at the opera?
19:51Well, you know, it's about a shipyard.
19:52I come from a shipyard town in the north of England.
19:54And a shipyard, and a shipyard, if you've ever been, has an operatic scale.
19:58So the only place you can really reproduce a ship is on that stage in the Metropolitan Opera.
20:05So we've done that.
20:06And your pal Shaggy is co-starring with you in this play.
20:10I mean, how fun.
20:11He's playing a sort of spiritual character.
20:14Some people can see him.
20:15Some people can't.
20:16But he brings such a twinkle.
20:18He has a twinkle in his eye.
20:19It's such mischief.
20:20Yeah.
20:20It's wonderful.
20:21I love what the idea of The Last Ship is.
20:25And I feel like, in a weird way, it's a little more relevant now than it's ever been.
20:29It's about my community that the shipyard was closed by the government.
20:33And the shipyard gave everyone their identity, including me.
20:37So when it was gone, there was nothing to do.
20:40So I think we're all in the same situation now with AI threatening our livelihood.
20:45We could all be replaced by a robot.
20:48Not you, of course.
20:49But I certainly could.
20:51Thank you very much.
20:53I feel that threat is there.
20:54That threat is still there.
20:56So I think people will relate to how we, as a community, deal with it.
21:00It's beautiful.
21:01The songs are fantastic.
21:02And you're going to be performing tonight with Shaggy.
21:05And it's mind-blowing.
21:06You guys are going to love it and fall in love with it.
21:08Thank you for doing this and always showing up.
21:10You're the greatest.
21:12I do have to confess to you something.
21:15I've always wanted to do a duet with you.
21:18Really?
21:23I thought maybe, finally, I have my own show.
21:27Maybe tonight we could finally do it.
21:29Could I choose the song?
21:31Absolutely.
21:31Sure.
21:32What song are you thinking?
21:33It's a song that I sang with a friend of mine in a church once.
21:38And the priest was present.
21:40And I had to warn the priest that the lyrics were slightly risque.
21:43But that the song actually, in the end, was a morality tale.
21:48And so it went something like this.
21:49Can you give me an A major chord?
21:52Here.
21:52Like this.
21:54Honey came and she called me red-handed, creeping with a girl next door.
22:01Picture this.
22:02We were both buck naked.
22:06Banging, banging, banging, banging.
22:08On the bathroom floor.
22:12I'm glad you had that line in on me.
22:15How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
22:21All the time she was standing there.
22:24She never took her eyes off me.
22:27But you called me on the counter.
22:28It wasn't me.
22:29Saw her banging on the sofa.
22:31It wasn't me.
22:32I even had her in the shower.
22:34It wasn't me.
22:34She even called me on camera.
22:36It wasn't me.
22:37Saw the marks on my shoulder.
22:39It wasn't me.
22:40Heard the words that I told her.
22:41It wasn't me.
22:42Heard the scream getting louder.
22:44It wasn't me.
22:45Stayed until the world was over.
22:46It wasn't me.
22:47It wasn't me.
22:48It wasn't me.
22:50It wasn't me.
22:50It wasn't me.
22:51It wasn't me.
22:52It wasn't me.
22:52It wasn't me.
22:53It wasn't me.
22:53It wasn't me.
22:54Biggie Shaggy, everybody.
22:55The last year.
22:57Come to the Metropolitan Opera tonight.
23:00Tonight.
23:01We'll be right back aboard tonight's show.
23:03Stick around.
23:04Check it out, y'all.
23:05It wasn't me.
23:06It wasn't me.
23:06It wasn't me.
23:07It wasn't me.
23:08It wasn't me.
23:10James Cameron and Arnold.
23:11James Cameron and Arnold.
23:12Oh, my God.
23:13We got to look at the beat.
23:14I know.
23:15We got to find the beat.
23:16We got to find our new movie.
23:17We got to find the beat.
23:18We got to find the beat.
23:49I gotta have faith.
23:52Say I gotta have faith, faith, faith.
23:55I gotta have faith, faith, faith.
23:57Come on. Welcome.
24:04Welcome, welcome, welcome.
24:06Welcome back to the show, Minnie Driver.
24:08Hello, hello, hello.
24:08I love having you here.
24:10I'm happy to be here. Thank you.
24:11I saw a headline that I wanted to show you.
24:14Yes.
24:14And I kind of agree. It said,
24:15Minnie Driver is having her miniscence.
24:18Yes.
24:19Your miniscence, it's happening.
24:21Your miniscence.
24:21Are you having your miniscence?
24:23Yeah, I mean, I think so.
24:24Yeah.
24:25My son coined it.
24:26I was doing lots of jobs away from home,
24:30playing, you know, sort of a homicidal doctor
24:32and then a grifting princess on Emily in Paris.
24:35And then I had this one-person show in London,
24:38which was this beautiful, amazing...
24:41Oh, yeah, you did one-person...
24:42It was called Every Brilliant Thing,
24:44and it was a sensational show.
24:47And Henry, when he finally caught up with me,
24:49he was like, my son sounds like a bookie.
24:53He's like, I never see you anymore.
24:55I never see you anymore.
24:57I never see you no more.
24:58I don't see you anymore.
24:58Like, where do you live?
24:59Like, why don't I see you anymore?
25:00And I was like, well, you know,
25:01I have been working to sort of keep the lights on and everything.
25:04Yeah.
25:04And he was like, Mom, I got to say, man, Mom,
25:07you're having a minessance.
25:09And I was like, I am having a minessance.
25:12Oh, I love you, honey.
25:14Yes.
25:14It was really sweet.
25:15You are having a minessance.
25:16You really are.
25:17Top 10 Netflix every time I see you.
25:19I know, it's good.
25:19Oh, it's fantastic.
25:21Keep going, keep going.
25:21It's great, I love it.
25:22I'm going to go.
25:23This is award season.
25:24Oscars are coming up this weekend.
25:25I have a photo of you at the Oscars here.
25:28Looking stunning.
25:29Oh, golly.
25:30Yeah.
25:31That's my...
25:31Oh.
25:32Oh.
25:33That's my mama.
25:34Is that your mom?
25:34That's my mom.
25:35That's your mom.
25:36Oh, that's adorable.
25:37I'm looking at my dad, because that picture was taken as my dress fell off.
25:43And I'm clutching that stole around me to, you know, hide what I had for breakfast.
25:51Really?
25:51It fell.
25:52And I'm looking at my dad, and my dad was just doing this.
25:55He was like, keep smiling.
25:57Just keep smiling.
25:58Hold it.
25:59Hold it together.
25:59Yes.
25:59What is it?
26:01Rooting you on, like, keep...
26:02Yeah.
26:02It's going to be okay, honey.
26:04Hold the dress on.
26:05Did the rest of the night go smoothly?
26:07I mean, the rest of the night was when Robin Williams won.
26:10I had an incredibly beautiful bracelet on that was made up of hundreds of ruby beads.
26:17And as I was clapping for Robin, it bust.
26:21And so there's red carpet on the aisles of the theater.
26:24And I'm not kidding you.
26:25There's red rubies.
26:26Jim Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger got down on their hands and knees, and they found, I mean, there were hundreds
26:32of them.
26:33When I handed the broken pieces back, there were only four missing.
26:37What?
26:38Like, they found every single bead, bar four.
26:41No.
26:42James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26:43James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26:44I was like, they were...
26:45Oh, my God.
26:46We got to look at the beads.
26:47I know.
26:47We got to find the beads.
26:48We got to find all the rubies.
26:49We got to find the beads.
26:50We got to find the beads.
26:52We got to find the beads, yeah.
26:54I was going to try and do a Jim Cameron impression, but I don't really know what he sounds like.
26:58Yeah, exactly.
26:58I'm the king of the world.
27:00I'm the beads.
27:00Yeah, exactly.
27:01I'm beads, yeah.
27:01I'm the king of the beads.
27:02Let's talk about your new series, okay?
27:04This event, The Faithful, Women of the Bible.
27:07You're playing Sarah.
27:09Are you nervous when you go into something this big and this different?
27:13Yes.
27:14I think I'm playing a character who, she's in three of the most ancient texts.
27:20She appears in the Torah, in the Bible, and in the Quran.
27:24She's a 5,000-year-old character.
27:26There are, you know, two billion people on this planet.
27:28Who have a very particular idea about this character of Sarah.
27:32And so I was absolutely terrified taking that on.
27:36Because you definitely, you can barely please the people in your own house.
27:41Let alone two billion people around the planet.
27:43Yeah.
27:44However, I believe in the sovereignty of the way people pass amazing characters.
27:49And I believe in the fundamental humanity of this woman.
27:52Who is super relatable, amazingly strong.
27:55If you think about it in the Bible, I think there are 143 women and only 90 or so of
28:01them have names.
28:03And there are over 3,000 men.
28:05So there's never been a better time for these women to have an amplification of their voice and their stories.
28:11And the show is really from the purview of the matriarchs of these, of Sarah and Rachel and Leia and
28:18Rebecca and Hagar.
28:19We have a short clip here.
28:21Before we do, should we set it up?
28:22Yeah, so I'm yelling at God.
28:25He has promised me a child and I am older and not able to have a child.
28:32And I also think I'm yelling at him because he talks to my husband and not me.
28:37Here's Minnie Driver in The Faithful, Women of the Bible.
28:40Take a look at this.
29:01Say something!
29:07Say something!
29:11Say something to me!
29:14Ooh, that's how you do it.
29:16Minnie Driver, everyone.
29:18The Faithful, Women of the Bible premieres March 22nd at 8 p.m. on Fox and airs the next day
29:24on Hulu.
29:25More tonight's show after the break.
29:26Stick around.
29:27Minnie Driver!
29:28Come on.
29:30White dubs on my doorstep.
29:31What comes around goes around like a vortex.
29:34Competition, I'm on for me.
29:3865, now I'm on.
29:40Look at me, I'm not until the light goes to sleep.
29:44Our next guest is a legendary chef and co-founder of the Michelin star restaurant, The River Cafe.
29:51Her new book, Table Four at The River Cafe, Conversations About Food and Life, is available this Tuesday.
29:58Please welcome, Ruthie Rogers.
30:17Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the show.
30:21I'm so happy to get you here.
30:24Thank you for doing this.
30:25Oh, nice to be here.
30:27Ruthie, I had to beg you to be here.
30:29I'm the biggest fan.
30:30I love you so much.
30:31I love you.
30:32Should we just stop here, then?
30:33Let me just stop here.
30:34We're done.
30:35We have an upstate New York connection.
30:38We have a London connection.
30:39We have a food connection.
30:40You know, you really know in the restaurant, when people come in, who are the food lovers?
30:45I mean, and you are one of them.
30:46You go and see the chefs first.
30:48You look at the menu.
30:49You talk about everything.
30:50You are a food person.
30:52No, but you're so personable, and helpful, and nice, and happy.
30:55You talk to everybody.
30:56You treat everyone like a million dollars.
30:58And I went in, and I just was like, I'm a fan.
31:00And you're like, no, I know you, Jimmy.
31:02And you kind of knew who I was, but not really.
31:03But I think Lauren introduced us.
31:05And I was like, I'm such a fan.
31:08You're like, well, come see the kitchen.
31:10Come meet the chef.
31:11Come above.
31:12Do you want to see the oven?
31:13All you want to do is sit down and eat, probably.
31:15No, no, I wanted to meet you.
31:16But look, the oven is right out.
31:18Yeah, that's our wood oven.
31:19So you can see where all the food gets done.
31:22And I'm telling you, this menu, you can close your eyes and just point to anything.
31:26It's the greatest thing you've ever had in your life.
31:28Oh, you're so sweet.
31:29And you make it so fun.
31:30And I was telling you, years ago, when I was in college, I started collecting cookbooks.
31:35This is when no one really, it wasn't celebrity chefs.
31:38No one really had that many cookbooks.
31:39I thought maybe I could complete the full collection of just every cookbook.
31:43But I started just getting, you know, joy of cooking, blah, blah, blah.
31:46And someone said, you have to get the River Cafe, the London River Cafe, Ruthie Rogers.
31:50That's the coolest cookbook out there.
31:52And I brought it.
31:53This is the one I had.
31:54It's like a mirror.
31:55And it's just the coolest cover.
31:57Can you see yourself?
31:57Yeah, I'm looking at myself right now.
31:59We look fantastic.
32:00Yeah, we look great.
32:02And so here, it's kind of full circle that I'm having you here.
32:05And this is your cookbook right here, which is available this week, table four at the River Cafe.
32:12What is table four?
32:15Do I know?
32:16Well, it's kind of a pun on the word four.
32:18The River Cafe has, you know, tables have numbers so waiters can find it.
32:22Table four is one of the tables in the window.
32:25Oh, yeah.
32:26And Michael Caine used to love eating there.
32:28That was his spot, table four?
32:30But, you know, there's no good section or bad section.
32:33It's a pretty democratic space.
32:34But it was a pun on the word four, so it's for Jimmy Fallon or for Jake Gyllenhaal or for
32:41somebody we don't even know.
32:43Table four.
32:43And so table four.
32:45Ah, brilliant.
32:45See, clever, always clever.
32:48Mel Brooks' quote was in the back, which made me laugh.
32:51It says, when I see you, I get hungry.
32:54And I think that's...
32:55Sorry.
32:56People probably think that when they...
32:57Well, the thing about the guests is that what this book is, it's really, it's memories.
33:04It's your memories, it's stories.
33:06I think everybody has a story.
33:07And this one is told through the lens of food.
33:10And so if I went to, for instance, Paul McCartney and said, can we talk about the Beatles?
33:14He might say, been there, done that.
33:16Or David Beckham about, you know, being a footballer.
33:20Nancy Pelosi being Speaker of the House.
33:22But if you said, we're just going to talk about food.
33:24Who cooked?
33:25Did your mother cook?
33:26Did your father?
33:27Did you go to restaurants?
33:28When you left home, did you have a flat?
33:30Did you ever try to seize somebody through food?
33:32You know, food is a, it's a connection.
33:34And what about you?
33:36We did one.
33:37We did one.
33:38Your podcast, your great podcast.
33:39Yeah, we did one together.
33:40Jimmy was amazing.
33:42No.
33:42Because we sang, we talked, we talked about your grandmother lived in the garden, right?
33:46Yes.
33:47We had a tomato plant garden, you remember that?
33:49Yeah, I do.
33:50And we've had some ragers at the restaurant.
33:52We've had some fun, haven't we?
33:53We had the best parties ever.
33:54I mean, I asked you, I go, I wonder, because we'd never have anyone has a camera out or anything.
33:59And you go, I might have had something I could bring.
34:01And so this is a quick little video.
34:04It's an unknown musician who I had to teach something to.
34:06She's always breaking new artists.
34:08Here's Ruthie Rogers and Paul McCartney.
34:26Come on, he'll get there one day.
34:29One day.
34:30The one and only Ruthie Rogers, everybody.
34:32Table 4 at the River Cafe.
34:36Conversations about food and life is available everywhere this Tuesday.
34:41We'll be right back, everybody.
34:59You can catch our next guest in The Last Ship at the Metropolitan Opera starting June 9th,
35:06performing all this time in The Last Ship.
35:09Please welcome Sting and Shaggy.
35:21I looked out across the river today.
35:28Saw a city in the fire, an orchard shire where the seagulls fade.
35:35Saw the sad child horses walking home in the sodium light.
35:43Two pre-summer fairy October geese on a cold winter's night.
35:48Saw a city in the fire, an orchard shire where the seagulls fade.
35:50All this time, the river flowed endlessly to the sea.
36:05If I was a city in the fire, an orchard shire where the seagulls fade.
36:06If I had my way, I'd shake a boat from the river.
36:12And I'd bury the old man, I'd bury him at sea.
36:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
36:25yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
36:26yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
36:27yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
36:30yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
36:33yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
36:47But a sign of a corpse in the dark and the cold
36:50When she reaches the door, sees an unholy sight
36:54There's a solitary figure in a halo of light
36:57He just carries on floating past Calvary Hill
37:01In an almighty hurry, aye, but she might catch him still
37:06Tell me where I go, Lord, and why in such haste
37:10Now don't hinder me, woman, I've no time to waste
37:14For they're launching a boat on the morrow at noon
37:18And I have to be there before daybreak
37:21Oh, what can I be missing?
37:24The lads will expect me, why else would the good Lord himself
37:29Resurrect me, for nothing will stop us
37:32We have to prevail through the teeth of this tempest
37:35In the mouth of a gale
37:38May the angels protect us if all else should fail
37:43When the last ship sails
37:47Oh, the roar of the chains and the cracking of timbers
37:52The noise at the end of the world in your ears
37:56As a mountain of steel makes its way to the sea
38:00And the last ship sails
38:16Oh, and the roar of the chain
38:33And the roar of the chains and the fin
38:33And the cracking of timbers
38:35The noise at the end of the world in your ears
38:39As a mountain of steel makes its way to the sea
38:43And the last ship sails
38:47And whatever you've promised
38:50Whatever you've done
38:52And whatever the stationary life you'll become
38:56In the name of the Father
38:58In the name of the Son
39:00And no matter the weave of this life that you've spun
39:04On the earth or in heaven or under the sun
39:08When the last ship sails
39:11When the last ship sails
39:34Come on now
39:35Sting
39:38Shaggy
39:39A standing o' come on
39:40Tickets for the last ship are on sale now
39:44We'll be right back everybody
39:47One, two, three
39:49Kiss my baby girl
39:50Let my lady know I'm gone
39:52Till I save the world
39:53Jump on the high five wheel
39:54Looking super thorough
39:55Rock along black cape like
39:59So when I step in the place
40:00Tom Henson
40:01Hands are up in the air
40:03Moving back and forth
40:06My thanks to Minnie Driver
40:08Ruthie Rogers
40:11Sting
40:12Shaggy
40:15And the Ruth right there
40:16From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
40:18Ladies and gentlemen
40:18Thank you for watching
40:20Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers
40:22Good night everybody
40:23Thank you
40:24Get involved
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40:35Get it
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40:39Now he's in New York City
40:41Just let's go on the best
40:42That's why tonight
40:43Stomps are hard
40:44Won't get missed
40:45The kind of mind
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