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00:07Tonight, the two-part Southern Charm reunion begins.
00:14We've got death, taxes, and the Southern Charm reunion.
00:21Here we go.
00:25I'm back.
00:27I'm a fighting weight.
00:28You look amazing.
00:30Wow.
00:34I ordered chef's ass.
00:36What do you think it is?
00:38Strawberry foam.
00:39A flat white.
00:42People should buckle up because I'm enraged with anger.
00:45But like, I'm looking forward to just getting it all
00:48hashed out on the table so, you know,
00:50the friendships that I want to save, I can save them.
00:53There are certain people in the group
00:55that need to be kind of held accountable.
00:58I still put thumbtacks on my toes, then if I get nervous, I can press on that thumbtack.
01:06Okay, talent's going down.
01:07Everybody dressed and get white.
01:09All right, let's do this.
01:11You need to do a move in.
01:12Sit while we take a look.
01:17You got this, you canty-ass fit.
01:20I got this, you canty-ass fit.
01:21I got this, you canty-ass fit.
01:25Oh, I like this suit.
01:27Oh, I like this suit.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:27All right, here we go, Andy.
01:30I'll send it to you.
01:31Five, four, three, four, five.
01:36Hey, everybody, welcome to the Southern Charm Season 11 Reunion.
01:41I'm your host, Andy Cohen, ready to break down an explosive season that had a full-blown love triangle
01:49and a triangle of dysfunction between bros.
01:55And we are going to cover it all.
01:58Hey, Madison.
01:59Hi, Andy.
01:59You look stunning, as always.
02:01As do you.
02:02How is life with a newborn?
02:03I'm obsessed.
02:04You want more?
02:05Yes.
02:06Anything you want to announce today?
02:10Do I look like I'm going to announce?
02:12That's why you're stepping on her now.
02:14Listen, I'm going to have a hot girl summer, and then maybe next year.
02:17Okay.
02:18Hey, Shepie, how's your new house treating you?
02:21It's good.
02:21It's about to go under the knife for renovations.
02:26The house looks huge.
02:28Shep, was your zipper undone?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I had to tell him.
02:31Okay, good.
02:31I'm glad you did.
02:32Shep, good friends tell.
02:34He splices, Shep it.
02:36Jesus Christ.
02:37Anyway, hey, Vanita.
02:39Hey, Andy.
02:39I love your dress.
02:40I was wondering how it was going to be sitting down, but it's perfect.
02:43I think it's perfect.
02:44You never miss.
02:46Hi, Austin.
02:47Hey, Andy.
02:47You look sharp.
02:49Not wearing the bow tie Craig gave you.
02:51I have worn that bow tie so many times.
02:53Okay.
02:54But no, I'm not.
02:55Hey, Sally.
02:56Hey, Andy.
02:57You definitely don't look like the type to hang out in a chicken coop.
03:01Yeah, no.
03:03That was...
03:03Do you miss those chickens at all?
03:05I literally do not at all.
03:06Yeah, you don't.
03:07Okay.
03:08Hey, Craig.
03:09What's up?
03:10How are you feeling about tonight?
03:11I don't know.
03:12It's fucking...
03:13It's reunion day.
03:14I know there will be conflict, but it doesn't seem as malicious as other years.
03:20Did you watch the season?
03:22No.
03:23No.
03:24I lived it.
03:25Austin, what do you think about Craig not watching this season?
03:29I understand sometimes where it's like you watch it, you see something, it makes you,
03:34you know, reactive.
03:35Maybe it's like, that's not how I remember it.
03:37But I think it is interesting how it, like, gets spun into the reality that Craig remembers
03:44it in.
03:44And it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:45Wait, wait, three of us were there.
03:47Shep, do you agree with Austin's assessment?
03:49Yeah.
03:50I think Craig has a reality distortion.
03:52You call Austin victim mentality, but then you exhibit that a lot, too.
03:56You're like, you don't understand if it's taken out of context.
03:59You're like, no, Charlie, you're nodding.
04:01Yeah, I do think that in some certain situations that I've been a part of, I do not have the
04:07same explanation of it that Craig does.
04:10I just call it how I see it, especially this year.
04:12I was 100% myself.
04:15And, like, that's all you can do on this is be vulnerable.
04:17Right.
04:18Craig, do you have a goal for tonight relating to your friendship with Austin?
04:22I mean, I'm just, I'm here to hear everyone out.
04:26And, like, I'm in a space in my life where I look for peace now.
04:30And, I mean, ideal scenario, then we would get back to where we were.
04:34Do you have a different understanding of the word peace than some of us?
04:37Like, yelling at people is not very peaceful.
04:42And the show has begun, ladies and gentlemen.
04:47What's your goal for tonight?
04:49Yeah, I mean, it's super, you know, disappointing to hear things that were said throughout the
04:56season.
04:57Austin, keep running your mouth and Shep's going to say something that's going to ruin your
05:00life.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:03He's not pranked.
05:04He's pranked me.
05:05He's pranked me.
05:07Are you going to acknowledge that your life looks the same that it did five years ago?
05:12I cannot believe someone who claims to be a very close friend of mine is saying such
05:18horrible things about me.
05:20So, we have parted ways and that is what needs to happen.
05:24But some shit needs to be fleshed out, no doubt.
05:28All right.
05:28Well, we'll see where the night takes us.
05:30Hey, Molly.
05:31Hi.
05:32Last year, you played the euphonium.
05:34This year, you sang beautifully, by the way.
05:37I love hearing you sing.
05:39Thank you so much.
05:40Hey, Rodrigo.
05:41Hey, Andy.
05:41Your engagement party was beautiful.
05:44Interesting that the gay guy is going to wind up being the first gentleman in the group
05:47to tie the knot.
05:48It took him 12 years, Andy.
05:50Yeah.
05:51And it was my idea.
05:53Hey, Charlie.
05:54Hey.
05:55Happy birthday.
05:58What birthday are we celebrating?
05:5928.
06:00Wow.
06:00It's also your first reunion.
06:02How does it feel being the new girl on the block?
06:05It's intimidating, for sure.
06:07She's nervous.
06:08You got this.
06:08Okay, thank you.
06:09You got this.
06:11Wit, it's your first time here as well.
06:14Who gave you the best advice coming into tonight?
06:16It'd be a tie between Shep and Austin.
06:18I had some good conversations between them.
06:20Okay, and what advice did they give you?
06:21Speak when you have the opportunity.
06:22Don't wait.
06:22If you got something to say, say it then.
06:24All right.
06:25Well, this season, Charleston was hit with a quadruple dose of Bachelor energy when Craig
06:32Shep, Wittner, and eventually Austin were all single.
06:37Summer 2025.
06:39Me and Shep are single.
06:40Watch out.
06:41Ah!
06:42You live in Charleston, right?
06:44Yeah.
06:44I live next to Moe's Crosstown.
06:46Oh, my God.
06:46I'm so close to there.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:52Molly, is it a net positive or negative for the women of Charleston to have these three
06:57back on the single seat?
06:59Molly?
06:59Well, I'm getting stared down.
07:03Positive for me.
07:04Positive for you.
07:06Vanita?
07:07I'm going to go negative.
07:09It's not back on the town in the way that it used to be.
07:13No.
07:13The three of us used to walk down King Street and terrorize.
07:16And that's just not the way that it is anymore.
07:18Just flat out not.
07:19Rodrigo, you called Charleston temptation island.
07:22Do you think any of these gentlemen are ready to resist that temptation and settle down?
07:27Really looking at it, I think it'd be Witt and Craig.
07:30I mean, I think right now you're newly single again.
07:33You're out there exploring.
07:34And Lord knows that dick gets you in trouble left, right, sideways.
07:38That dick don't stop exploring.
07:40Okay.
07:41Ladies, we got a lot of audience comments that were perplexed that none of you went for Witt this season.
07:47Lucy Keefe from Bloomington, Illinois said,
07:49Wittner is clearly the most eligible, hottest, most successful, and non-toxic guy on the show in a long time.
07:57Madison, what's your opinion here?
07:59I have actually known Wittner for a really long time.
08:02He hung out with a good friend of mine.
08:04I told the girls, especially Vanita, I was like, okay, you should go after Wittner.
08:09Yeah, Vanita, see, you mentioned on Watch What Happens Live that you felt some romantic vibes early towards Witt.
08:15Why didn't you pursue it?
08:16Because when I tried to give Rodrigo to be my backup, he was like, oh, Whit, what about Charlie?
08:21And I was like, you're supposed to be teeing me up, not Charlie.
08:24Well, I didn't realize that you were serious about it.
08:26And Vanita's friends with Wittner's mom.
08:27I'm friends with his mom, too.
08:28Well, then that's perfect.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yes.
08:30I think she would be the best wife.
08:32Wow.
08:32Application's considered.
08:33Did you know Vanita felt that way?
08:35No, I was unaware of this sentiment until...
08:38Oh, are you blushing?
08:39No, yeah, I'm a little blush now.
08:40Aw.
08:41Didn't know this was coming.
08:41Sally, on Watch What Happens Live, you said you don't really know Wittner yet.
08:46Why are you and Charlie not interested in Wittner when clearly he seems like an eligible catch?
08:52You know, I think that Wittner's great.
08:54I love Wittner, but I don't think that you...
08:57I don't think that you really know him yet.
09:00What did you mean by that?
09:01Okay, I didn't mean it as like...
09:03It did come off poorly, if I could ask all for my opinion.
09:05I'm sorry, I love me and Wittner's friendship, but he talks a little bit too much about himself for me.
09:12Okay.
09:13I'm sorry.
09:13There you go.
09:14Have you ever heard that before, Wittner?
09:15I've never noticed.
09:17All the guys that are sitting on these couches talk about themselves all the time.
09:21I want to know, ladies, what you women of Charleston are looking for in a man.
09:28Everything that this guy has.
09:30Wow.
09:31Sick.
09:32Sick.
09:34Honestly, my biggest thing is a personality.
09:38She did say she wants Austin's personality.
09:41On you.
09:42On you.
09:43On my vibe, right?
09:44I told Craig he would be the perfect man if he had Austin's personality in his looks.
09:48And somehow we were both offended.
09:50Damn.
09:51Yeah.
09:52I was like, your personality sucks.
09:54I was like, what?
09:54And Austin's like, what a stray.
09:56Honestly?
09:57I killed two birds with one stone.
09:59Okay, so Charlie, we're going to get into it more later,
10:01but you and Craig dated this season.
10:03I'm wondering what he was like as a suitor.
10:05Oh, he was great.
10:07And then this world got involved and it just went away.
10:12Okay, I hate that I'm blamed for, like, y'all not being together.
10:15Because that is bullshit.
10:17No, the whole time you just were like, Charlie's talking to other boys.
10:22Oh.
10:25She was.
10:40Right, but she promised she wasn't talking to anyone else the whole time we were together.
10:51I did not, I did not.
10:52There was a time whenever you were like, oh my God, should I get back on Raya?
10:55And I was like, hell yeah, I'm on Raya.
10:57That's not, that's way, like, the way that we were talking during the season was,
11:02I was led to believe that we were.
11:04Yeah, I was not, I was not, I was not talking to anyone else as much as I was talking
11:06to him.
11:06So the horrible things that you were saying, you were looking out for me,
11:08but I was believing the girl that I was talking to.
11:10And we talked about that.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Like, how would I not believe her?
11:13But you're right, I should have believed, you know.
11:16God, I can't date like that.
11:17Okay, we're going to dig more into the three of you in a little bit.
11:22But I want to move on.
11:23This season, Molly proved once again that her musical talents are limitless.
11:30So when Sally started flapping her lips about Molly's nip-tuck,
11:35Molly told Sally to change her tune.
11:39But that didn't stop the lady's friendship from hitting a few sour notes.
11:44So Molly, you told me on Watch What Happens Live about a new guy in your life?
11:48Are you two still seeing each other?
11:50Yes, we are.
11:50What can you tell us about him?
11:52He's a musician in Charleston.
11:54He's a great musician, actually.
11:55Yeah, he's extremely talented.
11:57How old is your guy?
11:58He's 56 and I'm 38, so.
12:00All right.
12:01I like a little seasoning.
12:03That's great.
12:03Have you fully conquered your stage fright, Molly?
12:07No, but it's gotten immensely better.
12:09I actually asked Austin and Craig if they would, like, book me for a gig at By The Way,
12:13and now I do two days a month.
12:16At By The Way?
12:16Yeah.
12:17Well, that is very smart.
12:18I'm sure it is.
12:19Yeah.
12:20It's incredible.
12:21It's been really fun.
12:22Molly, things between you and Sally went south fast this season.
12:26You were being shitty.
12:28You were being fucking shitty.
12:29You are shitty always, you fucking asshole.
12:34What were you thinking when you heard that Sally was gossiping about your vagina?
12:39That was literally, like, the one thing that I've had done that I didn't really want
12:43to tell the world, so I was pretty pissed about that.
12:47Also, I never told her about it.
12:50I did mention the fact that you had a little nip tuck.
12:54Oh, that's how she knows.
12:56The one thing that I didn't really want to tell the entire world was that I got my labia
13:00cut off, okay?
13:01She's claiming that I have a boyfriend and that he bought it for me.
13:04Did you tell her that?
13:05No, I said that someone paid for it, but I didn't say her boyfriend.
13:08That one's her.
13:10I'd paper it out of my account in 2019.
13:13So you're the one over here spreading falsehoods.
13:17Benita, viewers had a lot to say about you sharing Molly's surgery.
13:22Kitchen seat 4362 said exposing someone who's supposed to be your friend in such an intimate
13:27way is disgusting.
13:29Yeah, it is disgusting.
13:30And when Molly approached me about it the first time when we were filming, the first thing
13:34I did was apologize and said I told her that she had every right and still has every right
13:38to be mad at me for it.
13:39And then as it was airing, I made sure I apologized to her again because I should not have done
13:43that.
13:43Yeah.
13:44She's apologized.
13:45She sent multiple flower arrangements.
13:47She would apologize and there wasn't like a but after the apology.
13:50You know, it was just like, I'm sorry.
13:52Yeah, and how do I fix it and how do I make sure we're still good friends?
13:55Yeah.
13:55And you know, that's a good step.
13:56I can appreciate that.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Sally, did you apologize?
14:01I just apologized for bringing it to the group.
14:03I didn't really want the information about her vagina.
14:05The problem with Sally is she's so easy to talk to.
14:08And Sally tells everyone everything.
14:10But I feel like that's something that's so wild that you should know not to fucking repeat
14:14it.
14:15Well, there's a fucking camera in my face and I'm like, if Vanita's telling me about
14:17your vagina on camera, then obviously it's not a secret.
14:20Charlie, do you feel like you can trust Sally with info?
14:23I do.
14:23If I tell her, please do not share this, like she will take it to the grave.
14:27I just don't think that I should have to say that.
14:30The requirement for a disclaimer is a little bit questionable.
14:32Yeah, you shouldn't have to.
14:34All right.
14:34So, Molly, it sounds like you and Vanita are good now and you and Sally are good now.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Okay.
14:41Yeah, we're in a good place.
14:43Would you trust them both with secrets?
14:45I don't know if the trust is like 100% back, but we're in a good place.
14:48Okay.
14:49So, Madison, we saw you go through so many changes this season.
14:53Are we going to miss this house, Connor?
14:55Yeah, but I'm so excited to move.
14:58That can all go right out there.
14:59The screen's poor.
15:00Chop, chop.
15:01Working for that cash tip.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Did you ever think you could love something so much?
15:06Yeah, you.
15:07No.
15:09What's the difference about motherhood this time versus 13 years ago when Hudson was born?
15:15Well, obviously, I was a single mother.
15:17I was trying to make ends meet and it was a struggle, but I made it happen.
15:22And now I have a wonderful husband who is so much help and supports me in my career.
15:28And I'm living my best life.
15:31Wow.
15:32Yeah.
15:32It was so moving that you named Teddy after your dad.
15:37You know, I'm finally at the point where I'm able to say her name without crying.
15:42I actually, I have a crooked lip due to my father.
15:47We both had the same smile.
15:49And I actually think she has the same smile.
15:52Oh, wow.
15:53Yeah, so I think it's something that I look at her and I remember him.
15:57I saw an Instagram post of Sally and Austin out with you and Brett and the baby.
16:03Mm-hmm.
16:04What was it like hanging out with Miss Teddy?
16:07He had so much fun.
16:08Yeah.
16:08It was like a tale of like two, you know, parents and two non-parents.
16:12Yes.
16:13Yeah.
16:13Um, anyone else in the cast have baby fever now that you've seen Teddy?
16:21You do.
16:21I've always had baby fever.
16:23Yeah, I think I'm ready.
16:23I don't want a baby so bad.
16:24Wow.
16:24Yeah.
16:25Austin, you going to give Sally a baby?
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28Ooh.
16:29Oh, my God.
16:30They would be cute.
16:31Look, man, Sally and I have a wonderful relationship and we've hung out all sorts of times.
16:36And yeah, there have been like been drunken makeouts and there certainly have been.
16:39Wait, so no sleepovers?
16:41We have had a sleepover.
16:44It was very innocent.
16:45We were watching TV and we woke up and.
16:47Literally.
16:47What did you watch on TV?
16:48We watched Heated Rivalry.
16:50Oh, we did.
16:51Holy shit.
16:51No, I did.
16:52Hold on.
16:53Hold on.
16:53We did.
16:54Hold on.
16:54We did.
16:55Back it up.
16:56Stop it.
16:56We watched the first couple episodes.
16:59Y'all watched Heated Rivalry together on your sleepover?
17:01It's gay porn, Andy.
17:02Yeah, I know what it is.
17:02Get me in the mood.
17:04Shelf so confused.
17:06What is it?
17:07It's a show about closeted gay costumes.
17:11And there's a lot of sex in it.
17:13Heated Rivalry is supposed to be our story.
17:15Yes.
17:16Well, it is your story.
17:17Not their story.
17:17Yes, well, it is.
17:19Wait, you guys haven't like gone all the way.
17:22No.
17:24Who hasn't?
17:25Gone all the way?
17:25What are we?
17:27You guys are dumb as fuck.
17:29If you think you're going to sit here and tell us that y'all have not had sex.
17:34We're not fucking.
17:36I feel like Sally would tell us if they had.
17:39I feel like she wants to tell us.
17:41I'm not saying anything.
17:44Sally, have you and Austin been intimate?
17:51Austin.
17:52Sally.
17:53Help me out.
17:54I don't need to help you out.
17:55He's done enough.
17:56Making out is intimate.
17:58Making out is vague.
17:59We've done a bit more.
18:01I don't know.
18:01I don't know.
18:02I mean, y'all, we are not in sex A.
18:05Guys, we're not doing this big thing in secret that you think that you know we are.
18:10It's just not fucking happening.
18:12I know, I know.
18:12I don't understand why you're being weird about it.
18:14You didn't cheat on Audrey.
18:15So, like, I set, like, a clear boundary of just, like, we're not going to do this because
18:19this is, like, very, it felt very disrespectful to, you know, Audrey, right?
18:25I know, but we're now eight months away from Audrey, so.
18:27I know.
18:28I know, but, like, there's nothing to be ashamed about.
18:31Like, you're both single.
18:33I don't understand the reason to not say it.
18:36They're fucking.
18:38There has been more than kissing.
18:40Okay.
18:41Yeah, fucking.
18:43Stop lying.
18:45I'm trying to be more of a lady, damn it.
18:47I know.
18:47Well, okay, so, but if you did sleep together, why would that be bad?
18:50It's not bad.
18:51Right, no, I just meant, like, I don't think it's a big deal.
18:53But, like, I have thought that it was a big deal.
18:55How about that?
18:56I think Sally had just said you guys had done more.
18:59I'm not embarrassed.
19:00You're embarrassed of me?
19:01No.
19:02Well, you're red as a bee.
19:06Uh-oh.
19:07Fuck y'all.
19:09Like, fuck y'all.
19:11No, fuck you, because you're lying.
19:27Like, fuck y'all.
19:34I'm not embarrassed.
19:35You're embarrassed of me?
19:36No.
19:36Well, you're red as a bee.
19:39Uh-oh.
19:40Fuck y'all.
19:42Like, fuck y'all.
19:43Fuck y'all.
19:43Fuck you, because you're lying.
19:45Okay, look, I'm not, okay?
19:48We're not fucking.
19:49But Sally's giving me something totally different than you're giving me just with her eyes, so.
19:54Well, she's obsessed with Austin.
19:56That's why she's giving him googly eyes.
19:57I'm not obsessed.
19:57Like, acutely.
19:58That's why I said googly eyes.
19:59In a cute way, yes.
20:00Yeah.
20:00In a cute way.
20:01A cute obsession.
20:03Like, I've gone out with Austin and, like, I have seen you talk to other girls and, like, leave with
20:08other girls.
20:09And I totally am fine with it.
20:11Oh, I feel like you get upset about it.
20:13No, I don't love it, but I'm not, like, banging on his door.
20:16Like, why are you with another bitch?
20:19Madison, why are they lying?
20:22It's not a big deal.
20:23I do my thing and Sally does her thing and that's just the way that I like it.
20:27And sometimes we have to do that.
20:27Sometimes you do it together.
20:29Yeah.
20:29Okay.
20:30Um, Sally, it was very sweet seeing you with your niece.
20:35God, can I keep her?
20:37Can I keep you?
20:39I'm going to bring you in your room tonight.
20:41Oh, she's sleeping with me.
20:42You want the 11 to 6 shift?
20:44I got the night shift.
20:46You got the night shift?
20:46All day.
20:47All day.
20:47All right.
20:48I'm usually up until 4 a.m. anyway, so it's okay.
20:51Seems like all this got you thinking about starting your own family.
20:54Yeah, I mean, I've never not been thinking about starting my own family.
20:58She's going to pull the goalie.
21:00I've never not been thinking about starting my own family.
21:01It's just about, you know, finding the right guy and obviously I have problems doing that.
21:06So your therapist told you if you want to be a wife, act like a wife.
21:10Your response was, why the fuck would I act like a wife if I'm not a wife?
21:14Exactly.
21:15Madison, does Sally need to act like a wife to become a wife?
21:19Yes.
21:20Wow.
21:20Really?
21:20Yeah.
21:21To her credit, she said she was an awesome fiance.
21:24I would act like a wife if I'm like in a relationship.
21:26Like, I'm a very good girlfriend.
21:28Well, okay, I'm just basing this off of conversations that Austin and I have had.
21:33And he even said if you were a little more tamed down and didn't run the streets,
21:39that he would look at you in a different light than just a hookup.
21:45It's not like I'm out there hooking up with people.
21:48I'm just having a fun time.
21:49Yeah, I didn't mean running the streets like that.
21:50Yeah.
21:50Like, you are a bar rat.
21:53But that's because I'm single.
21:55Did you not have this conversation with me about Sally?
21:58Yes.
21:58Because Sally and I also have a conversation.
22:00She's like, I don't understand.
22:01Like, I like Austin.
22:01Why is he not liking me?
22:03But like, an accumulation of like, man, like, she's single.
22:07She's hot.
22:08Get it out, Austin.
22:08She wants to run around and do her thing.
22:11I don't go out though when I'm in a relationship.
22:12Okay.
22:13Like, I'm single.
22:14How the fuck?
22:15What am I?
22:15No, Madison's saying, why isn't she allowed to do that?
22:17She is.
22:18But he's saying seven days a week wasn't appealing to him.
22:22When you don't see me Monday to Friday, motherfucker, cooking my dinners at my house.
22:26That is not happening.
22:27No, because he only calls on Sunday.
22:29Yes, it is.
22:30Are you still working?
22:32I am.
22:32She is a working girl.
22:33Serious.
22:34Yeah.
22:34No, I know.
22:35But like, you're out three, four nights a week minimum.
22:39Molly is nodding her head yes.
22:40Well, I mean, you do go out a lot.
22:43Go out and have fun and do your thing and sleep with, you know, whomever.
22:47I'm, I'm, I don't care, but there is a body count of a lot of people that like, I know.
22:53Not the body count.
22:54Well, I mean, excuse me, I can start with the body count on you.
22:58Okay.
22:58Okay.
22:59Okay.
22:59Your Bravo body count is not small.
23:01I'm not, I, I, I'm not going to be like, you know, bullied into like wanting to date Sally.
23:05Like, this is not happening.
23:06I'm not bullying you into wanting to say, I'm just saying that Sally is allowed to do whatever
23:10Sally wants to do.
23:11She can do it and she calls me and tells me and I'm like, you know, go on girl.
23:15Okay.
23:15Yeah.
23:15All good.
23:16Okay.
23:17All good.
23:17Stay fucked buddies.
23:19I.
23:19Rod, shut the fuck up.
23:21But to complete the question, the girl that you are looking for, is it someone that's living
23:26a very single life, which we're all saying is fine, or are you going to try to find someone
23:30that's like saying it?
23:31He's not looking for anybody.
23:33She's going to.
23:33Yeah, I'm not.
23:34Right.
23:35She has a great job.
23:36Yeah.
23:37She's the catch of a lifetime.
23:38I like.
23:39I have a great job.
23:40So once again, so Austin, date Sally or fuck off.
23:43No one's asked me to date me.
23:45I don't even know if I would date.
23:46I think that you are a catch.
23:47Words out of my mouth.
23:48I told Austin if he made Sally his girlfriend, that she would be the most loyal girlfriend
23:54he's had.
23:55Absolutely.
23:56Without question.
23:56Ever.
23:56I'll do your laundry.
23:58I'll cook you food.
23:59I'm a really good girlfriend.
24:00I probably chew too much for my men.
24:02Yeah.
24:03Do you like dating older gay guys?
24:06Do we get a break to go to the restroom or anything?
24:08Control room.
24:09Can we have a pee break?
24:10And some water.
24:11Yeah, water.
24:12Okay.
24:12Yes.
24:13Five.
24:13Okay.
24:14We're going to take a break.
24:15I need a beer.
24:16A beer.
24:18Up next, did Audrey ever want to confront Sally?
24:22Yes.
24:23Really?
24:24Yes.
24:24Give us those tickets.
24:29All right, guys.
24:30I'm going to turn it to Andy here in a second.
24:32What's your bracelet?
24:33This is the Greek evil eye that was supposed to prevent negative energy from coming my way.
24:38And then I wore an empath spray that a magician made me in Nashville.
24:42Because I give so much of my energy out, he was worried that I would absorb negative energy.
24:48Craig, a magician in Nashville gave you empath spray?
24:52Yeah.
24:53You should spray that in your mouth, because that's crazy.
24:56Stand by.
24:57I'm about to count Andy in three, two.
25:00Welcome back.
25:01Well, the thing that shocked fans more than Austin's slow motion breakup with Audrey might have been his decision to
25:09become a devoted cat dad this season.
25:12Meow.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:16My heart melts every time.
25:18Here's your favorite thing.
25:20Watching me scoop your poop.
25:23Pipe.
25:24There you are.
25:25Do what you were purposed to do.
25:29Be emotional support for me.
25:31How are Piper and Martini?
25:34Absolutely perfect creatures.
25:36You've said that you've struggled with commitment sometimes.
25:39Has raising two cats helped you along the way?
25:42The most uncommitted animal you could have in a house?
25:44I know.
25:44No, reptiles.
25:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:46What did you say, Whittner?
25:47He said the most non-committal animal.
25:48That's facts.
25:49The cat.
25:50Right?
25:50And I've got cats because I can leave town.
25:53And they stay with Rodrigo.
25:54Yeah.
25:55You got two so that they can hang out together.
25:57Craig, look, man, that was good advice from you, man.
26:00Yeah, I have a lot of cat wisdom to purvey.
26:03We've talked a lot about Audrey.
26:05Let's just dabble a little bit more.
26:08It seems like from the beginning of the season,
26:10you were questioning your relationship.
26:12I just feel that when she's here, I'm like,
26:15this is fucking good and easy.
26:18I'm not going to lie.
26:19It's been easy.
26:20Well, that's big.
26:21But then I also have to go to the other end of it
26:23where I feel like when she's gone,
26:26I'm like, is this?
26:29This is like forever?
26:32We got a lot of viewer comments about that.
26:35Comfortable Buyer2902 said,
26:37did you notice when Austin was talking about their relationship,
26:39he only referenced himself?
26:42Gendra2 said,
26:43Austin making her drive to him.
26:45Nope, nope, and nope.
26:48First off, we did go back and forth often.
26:52And she wanted to come to me, right?
26:56Because I have a house.
26:57I live alone.
26:57She has a roommate.
26:59He didn't like her apartment either.
27:00Hated her little house.
27:02And she-
27:03Returning to a roommate situation is a nightmare.
27:05I can understand that.
27:06Yeah.
27:06Craig said you were stuck and unhappy.
27:09You're the only unhappy person here
27:10because you're living a lie.
27:13That's wrong.
27:14I was not unhappy.
27:15Do you think you just made that up?
27:16I just don't know where he got that info from.
27:20Like, Craig,
27:21you and I didn't have these convos
27:23that you maybe think that we did.
27:24Like, you literally felt that her name was Aubrey.
27:28Aubrey's just, like, staring into the water.
27:31Well, yeah, I only met her four times.
27:33So, like, for you to say,
27:35like, Austin's telling everyone that he's unhappy.
27:38And Audrey and I both were like,
27:39what the-
27:40No, it came from my analysis of the situation
27:42where he did say he wasn't going to drive to Charlotte anymore.
27:44He didn't think it was going to work out.
27:46I was just like,
27:46he feels stuck in this relationship.
27:48And again, that delivery, terrible.
27:51But no, my analysis, I stand by.
27:54Madison, we got a lot of response
27:55about your conversation with Audrey on the beach.
27:59So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
28:03It's okay.
28:04Okay, come on, come on.
28:05Honestly, I think Sally's got the hots for Austin.
28:10Le Petit Fromage said
28:12at least she's keeping it 100 with Audrey.
28:14I always keep it 100.
28:15Yes, you do.
28:17I just felt like she was so kind,
28:19and I felt like she needed to know
28:20because I was like, hey,
28:22take a look around,
28:24be aware,
28:26because she may take your man.
28:28Oh, my God.
28:29And here we are.
28:30Oh.
28:31Oh.
28:32I mean, look, it was just shitty.
28:35It's just shitty.
28:36You know, obviously, Audrey was like,
28:37what the fuck?
28:38You know, I don't feel good about this.
28:40Rodrigo, you were close with Audrey.
28:41Did you feel like Sally put any kind of a wedge
28:44between Austin and Audrey?
28:46Yes.
28:46Oh, you do?
28:47What?
28:47Because, I mean, listen,
28:48you know I love you,
28:49but I mean, I was like,
28:50girl, tone it down.
28:51I said that he was hot and had a good personality.
28:52You want to suck his dick.
28:53We get it.
28:53But it was just like,
28:54I felt so bad for her
28:56because she was clearly very hurt.
28:59And I feel like,
29:00obviously,
29:01when looking at the season
29:02where we end up,
29:03she's going to be even more hurt.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Did Audrey ever want to confront Sally?
29:08Yes.
29:09Really?
29:10Yes.
29:11And give us those tickets.
29:13I kind of stopped it.
29:15You did.
29:15And I shouldn't have.
29:17I shouldn't have.
29:18And I would have totally been open to that.
29:19I'm honestly shocked she didn't that night at the bar.
29:22Did I lose Audrey?
29:23Where'd she go?
29:24Over there.
29:29We need to talk.
29:34I want to know what happened at that conversation.
29:37Yeah.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I don't really remember,
29:39but now that it's being talked about,
29:41it for sure had to have been about Sally.
29:46Well, Audrey has a lot to say about this,
29:49and she submitted a video,
29:50which we're going to play right now.
29:53Are you for real?
29:55No.
29:55I'm just kidding.
29:56My fucking Christ.
29:58My heart.
29:59Wow.
30:00Andy.
30:00Fucking.
30:01I was going to do the Let's Bring Her Out,
30:03but I've done that so many times.
30:05Oh, my God.
30:05My heart is pounding.
30:07So, Austin,
30:08are you still in touch with her?
30:10We have spoken a couple times,
30:12and, yeah,
30:13like, she's not pleased about the things that she's seen,
30:17and she's like...
30:17She's watching the show.
30:19She's getting sent things,
30:21but I met up with her,
30:22you know,
30:22when trailer got released,
30:24and I was like,
30:24let's, you know,
30:25have, you know,
30:27like, lunch and a beer,
30:28and we hung out,
30:29and Shep was with us,
30:31and she came to meet up with us,
30:32you know,
30:32at the bar that night,
30:33and it was nice,
30:34and I was just really happy
30:36that she was being so,
30:38just like,
30:39you know,
30:40cool.
30:40Cool.
30:41How did you...
30:42Now she's not the most pleased,
30:44because she's like,
30:44I've been made to look like a fool.
30:45Do you think she was trying to win you back that night?
30:47I don't think so.
30:49Well, she looks better than ever.
30:50Yeah, no shit.
30:51Are you and Audrey still in touch, Rod?
30:53Well, I mean,
30:54after, like,
30:54a couple weeks ago,
30:55after she, you know,
30:56reamed Tyler and I
30:57for being complicit in his bullshit,
31:00no offense, babe,
31:01but, you know,
31:01I felt bad,
31:02and so both Tyler and I,
31:03like, you know,
31:04tried to, like,
31:05let her know,
31:05and I was like,
31:06can we just call you
31:07so we didn't have this conversation?
31:08She was like,
31:09I'll call you,
31:10and then never heard back,
31:11because she's hurt.
31:13At the end of the day,
31:14Audrey's going to be the girl
31:15that got away for Austin.
31:17Really?
31:18That might be true.
31:19And I believe that
31:21for the rest of his life.
31:24Wow.
31:27Up next,
31:28do you think Craig is a narcissist?
31:31Yes.
31:32Dude, you're such a fucking dickhead.
31:37Welcome back.
31:39Well, Sally and Austin
31:40may be the newest item
31:42on Southern Charm,
31:43but I've always said
31:45Craig and Austin
31:46are the greatest love story
31:48on Bravo.
31:50But this season,
31:52an offhanded comment
31:53at Witt's literary party
31:55had Craig and Austin
31:57on different pages.
31:59What was that?
32:00It didn't even taste like it is.
32:02Sally's never happy
32:03with her shots.
32:05Because it's always
32:05in your hot tub, Craig.
32:07Okay.
32:08I don't know why
32:09it bothers you
32:10what other people do.
32:11Just be yourself, man.
32:13I'm being myself.
32:13I'm having late nights
32:14at my house,
32:15partying with everyone,
32:15and it's been a blast.
32:17So for you to hate on fun
32:18is silly.
32:19Whoa, Craig has emerged.
32:21Craig accused you
32:22of having FOMO,
32:23and you were jealous
32:24of him being single.
32:26Did you have FOMO?
32:27Uh, no, no FOMO.
32:29I don't understand
32:30how anyone can say that
32:31because Austin could have
32:32come to the hot tub.
32:33Yeah, like,
32:34But he didn't
32:34because he had a girlfriend.
32:36Yeah.
32:36She wouldn't have cared.
32:38It wasn't like an orgy.
32:40Then why didn't you come?
32:41Because I didn't have FOMO.
32:42That's why.
32:43I didn't give a shit
32:44about the hot tub.
32:45Why wasn't it like an orgy?
32:46They wore their jeans
32:47in the hot tub.
32:48No, he didn't.
32:48It was really fun.
32:49I wasn't Shep in the hot tub.
32:51He was.
32:52Oh, he was.
32:52Yeah, he was always there.
32:53This might shock people,
32:55but, like,
32:55Sally and I
32:56have never been
32:56in a hot tub by ourselves.
32:57Yeah.
32:57Ever.
32:59Okay.
32:59Like, no,
33:00but I think people think
33:01we were in the hot tub alone.
33:02It was always either...
33:03I think you made that clear.
33:05Yeah.
33:05Then why are people
33:06so confused
33:06that we didn't hook up?
33:08Because we were in a hot tub
33:09at 4 o'clock in the morning.
33:10Not every time.
33:11They're just confused
33:11because none of us
33:12were hooking up
33:12in the hot tub.
33:13Yeah.
33:14Show of hands.
33:14I think it's just, like,
33:14a weird...
33:15Show of hands.
33:15Who thinks Austin had FOMO?
33:22Crickets.
33:23I will say,
33:24last season, Austin,
33:25you felt like Craig
33:26wanted to stay home
33:28and hide out.
33:29Yeah.
33:29Here, he was ready to go.
33:32So you had to feel
33:33kind of good about that.
33:35In a way,
33:35it's what you were
33:36asking for all along.
33:38Yeah, and then, like,
33:40it turned sideways quick.
33:41I mean, you were basically,
33:44like, the fact that
33:45you've been hanging
33:45with the girls
33:46in your hot tub
33:46is bullshit.
33:47Were you trying
33:48to provoke him?
33:49I thought it was
33:50a gentle ribbing.
33:51It was a poke.
33:53Okay, but poking someone
33:54until they break down
33:55is called manipulation.
33:57It's not, like...
33:57That is not what manipulation is.
33:59That's just having
34:00an explosive temper.
34:01Poking someone
34:02and poking someone
34:03and needling them
34:04until they freak out
34:05is, like,
34:05that's such a weird thing
34:07to do to someone.
34:08Craig, I never know
34:10which version
34:10he was going to show up,
34:11and that's the problem.
34:12I don't know if it's Craig
34:14that loves to laugh it all off
34:15and smile and be Craig-y
34:17or if it's going to be
34:18the Craig that I saw there.
34:19Austin, you revealed
34:20that you had a bigger issue
34:21with Craig,
34:22which had been on your mind.
34:23I feel manipulated.
34:25Why?
34:26Okay, look,
34:26last year,
34:27you came to me.
34:28We had this very serious
34:30no conversation,
34:31and you were like,
34:32I have, like,
34:33addiction problem.
34:34I just want you to loosen
34:35the reins a little bit.
34:37I can't
34:37because I don't have
34:38any leash on myself.
34:40That's any addict.
34:42Now,
34:43you're like Mr. Shot King.
34:46You accused him
34:47of manipulating that conversation.
34:50What did you mean by that?
34:52Yeah,
34:52the point that I was trying
34:53to get across was
34:54Craig and I were going
34:55to sit down
34:56and talk about this,
34:57like,
34:58a whole bunch of stuff.
34:59Yes.
34:59Okay?
35:00And then it all turned into,
35:01you know,
35:02Craig's drinking.
35:03And you know what?
35:03I was like,
35:04Nothing else matters
35:05because Craig is choosing
35:06to confide in me.
35:07I feel like we haven't
35:08had this sort of talk.
35:09And then he chose
35:10to open up to me,
35:11and I was like,
35:11oh, man,
35:11that's beautiful.
35:12And, like,
35:13not going to lie, man,
35:14off camera,
35:15he was, like,
35:16asking my producers
35:17and shit, like,
35:17hey, man,
35:18did you cry at that?
35:20You know,
35:20it wasn't that?
35:21And I was like,
35:21dude,
35:21what the fuck?
35:22Like,
35:22that is minimizing
35:23everything that I think
35:24that went on.
35:25I only said that
35:25because I was so vulnerable
35:27and I was, like,
35:28freaking out of how
35:29embarrassed
35:29and that it would
35:29be thrown in my face.
35:31And eventually,
35:32like,
35:32it did.
35:32Okay, so then
35:32we moved on from that,
35:33right?
35:34So we moved on for that.
35:35And I still thought,
35:37I was like,
35:38okay, well,
35:38here we are,
35:39you know,
35:40and drinking has taken place
35:41a whole lot.
35:41I'm not the drinking police.
35:43I don't fucking care
35:43if Craig drinks,
35:44I promise you.
35:46But it was just,
35:47like,
35:47so, like,
35:48wait,
35:48how are you going to say
35:50this to me?
35:50That was a year later.
35:52And now,
35:53here we are.
35:55Um,
35:56Shep,
35:56what was your response
35:58to Austin feeling
35:59manipulated by Craig
36:01relating to
36:02his alcohol confession?
36:04Well,
36:05you called me
36:06right after the dinner
36:07to let me know
36:08everything that happened
36:09because you're my gossip girl.
36:10Yeah.
36:11To let me know that
36:12you thought Austin
36:13was way out of line.
36:14He was wrongheaded on that
36:15because he was being
36:16completely naked
36:17and vulnerable.
36:19And I see where
36:20Austin's saying that.
36:21But at the same time,
36:22I think there's other arguments
36:23that Austin could have employed
36:25in that.
36:26Austin,
36:27I was surprised
36:28by the level of acrimony.
36:30You said you hate Craig.
36:32Austin hates me
36:33because he's,
36:34yes,
36:34I do fucking hate you.
36:36Apologize to Craig.
36:37He's not going to apologize.
36:38Apologize to Craig.
36:39Apologize now.
36:41My jaw was on the damn table.
36:43I've never heard
36:44this sort of vitriol before.
36:45Do you hate him?
36:48Yeah,
36:48sometimes I do fucking hate Craig.
36:51That's just so harsh.
36:53And it felt really good
36:55to just, like,
36:55say it.
36:56That's crazy.
36:57And I wanted to see
36:58if that was going to hit you
36:59or affect you
37:00or if you wanted to, like,
37:01change in any sort of way,
37:03shape or form.
37:04And it had the opposite effect.
37:06It was like,
37:07I don't fucking care.
37:08No, it's not.
37:08It said,
37:09I clearly, like,
37:10this isn't a friendship anymore.
37:14Like, to me,
37:15if you say hate,
37:17like, that's the end.
37:26Clearly, like,
37:27this isn't a friendship anymore.
37:28Like, to me,
37:29if you say hate,
37:30like, that's the end.
37:32By the way,
37:33saying, like,
37:34I hate you,
37:34it's, like,
37:35not saying the shit
37:36that you said to me, Craig,
37:37which is, like,
37:38unforgivable shit
37:39in my opinion.
37:40Are you going to acknowledge
37:41that your life looks the same
37:42that it did five years ago?
37:46I just cannot believe
37:47that you're actually saying that.
37:49Like, you haven't built anything.
37:50What have you built?
37:52That's, like,
37:53not a friend thing to say
37:54at all, by the way.
37:55Yeah, of course.
37:55That's rough.
37:56That's, that's browbeating.
37:58That's, that's, um,
37:59lesser than treatment.
38:01Dude, you don't give a fuck
38:02about me.
38:04Like, you just want to say
38:04nasty-ass things like that,
38:07which you know
38:08are scathing,
38:09and I've gotten to
38:09such a boiling point.
38:11I cannot do this.
38:12I cannot go
38:13in a circle of bullshit.
38:15Fuckin',
38:15maybe we just need to
38:16quit it
38:17fuckin', like,
38:18now.
38:20Craig,
38:21do you stand by
38:22saying that Austin
38:23has nothing to show
38:24for his last five years?
38:25No, it was retaliatory.
38:27Like, we were arguing
38:28at the table,
38:29and I...
38:30Do you want to
38:30apologize for saying that?
38:32Yeah, I am sorry for that.
38:34But I, I was mad
38:35that he kept attacking me,
38:37and, like,
38:38having a problem
38:38with everything that I did,
38:40Craig, it's hard for you
38:40to say I'm sorry.
38:41It's very hard.
38:43Trying to get, like,
38:44apologies or things out of you,
38:45like, is, like,
38:46talking to him
38:46on the wall.
38:47I'm the best.
38:47Yeah, okay.
38:48Which is, like,
38:48you don't see it.
38:51Charlie, what do you think?
38:52After, like,
38:53Witt's party,
38:54I was, like,
38:56like, proud of Craig,
38:57like, for how he apologized
38:58and whenever, like...
38:59What was the apology?
38:59What do you mean?
39:00I apologized to you
39:01right after.
39:01When?
39:02And on camera,
39:03they just didn't air it.
39:04Yes, at the table.
39:05I said...
39:06I don't remember this, Craig.
39:06I sat you down
39:07and apologized,
39:08so for them to say,
39:09I didn't,
39:09because he made an air
39:10and it was so unfair.
39:12Absolutely insane.
39:13Charlie's sitting here.
39:14Charlie's not making this up.
39:15They're going to show it right now.
39:17I just don't remember it.
39:17I don't remember that at all.
39:18Let's flash to it.
39:20At the end of the day,
39:21I shouldn't have said this stuff.
39:22It happened.
39:23I'm sorry.
39:24But, like,
39:25you just fucking triggered me.
39:28But then you say,
39:29but.
39:30But...
39:30No, that's...
39:31You didn't trigger me.
39:31Yeah, anything before but doesn't count.
39:33Well, but how many times
39:34are you going to attack me
39:35when we're filming?
39:35I don't know,
39:36but, like,
39:36I don't...
39:37I would never say that kind of shit
39:38when my back is, like, against the wall.
39:42Everyone here has a traumatizing story
39:43with Craig.
39:45Yeah, not outside of filming.
39:47Put me in a pressure cooker long enough,
39:49something's going to happen.
39:50You yelled at her outside of filming.
39:52She cried.
39:53I didn't yell at her.
39:54Apparently, according to Charlie and Sally,
39:56you screamed at her.
39:58You yelled at me off camera
39:59in front of my mother.
40:00Oh.
40:02Okay, guys.
40:03You were there.
40:03Y'all were over there.
40:04I don't know.
40:05I was there.
40:05No, I wasn't.
40:06I said...
40:07They were there
40:07when you yelled at her.
40:09I didn't yell at her.
40:10It was you cried
40:11because of what...
40:12You made her cry.
40:12That's different than yelling.
40:14It was about...
40:14You made her cry.
40:15You had to yell to make her cry.
40:16No, you don't.
40:17I called her out about it.
40:18I think whenever you called her out,
40:19like, you do it in a very, like,
40:21aggressive way.
40:22Okay, guys.
40:23Do you know how many bad moments,
40:24like, everyone here has?
40:26I know, but you're saying
40:27that you never yell at them
40:29except if you're on camera.
40:31And they're all saying
40:31that that is not a representation.
40:34Okay.
40:36Whit, your analysis
40:37of Craig and Austin's relationship
40:38got a lot of comments
40:39from viewers.
40:41Scarletfire77 said,
40:42when Whitner said
40:43Austin has a victim complex
40:45and Craig is a narcissist,
40:47it was like, wow,
40:49he just summarized
40:50the entire relationship
40:51in one sentence.
40:54Whit, how were you able
40:55to get your head
40:56around that relationship
40:58so quickly?
40:58Um, I have eyes and ears.
41:02Craig, did Whit sum up
41:04your friendship accurately
41:05with Austin?
41:06No, narcissists are incapable
41:08of having empathy.
41:09And literally, as an empath,
41:11it would be impossible
41:12for me to be a narcissist.
41:13I do a lot of things wrong,
41:14but I'm far from a narcissist.
41:16I mean, I'm only going off
41:17of what I see.
41:18You scream at people
41:19in the bar.
41:20Whit, it's your first season.
41:21You don't know anything
41:22about this world.
41:23Please stop.
41:25Um, do you think
41:27Craig is a narcissist?
41:28Yes.
41:29This year,
41:31cemented it for me.
41:31I was like,
41:32this is some textbook
41:32narcissist shit.
41:35That's the most insulting.
41:37So you don't think
41:38I'm empathetic?
41:39No.
41:40It's really mean
41:41to say that about someone.
41:42Calling someone a narcissist
41:43means they're incapable
41:44of showing empathy
41:45and everything they do
41:46is for show.
41:46If that's how you believe
41:47about me,
41:48then you shouldn't be friends
41:49with me because that's...
41:50And like, here we are again,
41:51Craig, where you're like,
41:52then you shouldn't be friends
41:53with me.
41:53Dude, you're such
41:54a fucking dickhead.
41:57Well, it seems like
41:58there's a lot more
41:59to discuss,
42:00but we're going to leave
42:01it there for right now.
42:05All right, guys,
42:05we're going to take
42:06a quick five,
42:06but then we'll come right back.
42:08I have to check.
42:12It's like so unfair.
42:14God damn.
42:15It's so fucking hard
42:16to like,
42:17because he just talks
42:18over you
42:18and he's so innovative.
42:20I know.
42:22Like, it's very clear
42:23that it's just
42:23pile on, Craig.
42:25I just have to
42:26fucking eat it.
42:29I hate being here.
42:31I don't even know
42:32about coming back anymore.
42:34It's just vain.
42:36I don't even know
42:37about coming back.
42:40I don't even know
42:41about coming back.
42:42But we're going to get
42:42back to the show.
42:43You
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