00:00So the U.S. and Iran just kicked off a war. Israel hit Iran's South Par's gas field like it
00:05was a piata at a kid's birthday, except instead of candy, we got oil prices shooting up faster than my
00:11rent in Brooklyn.
00:12World leaders are panicking, protests everywhere, and I'm just asking, who's bringing popcorn? Call your broker or your therapist, same
00:21guy, right?
00:22Remember when we thought the biggest global crisis was Taylor Swift tickets? Yeah, those were the good old days.
00:30Smash that like button harder than Israel. Smash that gas field.
00:34If wars had halftime shows, who's performing beyond sorry Elon Musk with a flamethrower?
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