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00:02From the heart of Hollywood, where we first lay our scene, stand 17 ladies who hope to be queen.
00:10Tis a tale of two brothers called Real and called Chance, both of whom set out to find true romance.
00:17One brother, the hopeless romantic, of course.
00:20I gotta kiss that cheek.
00:22Those tender kisses.
00:24The other, the player who took love by force.
00:28One brother was sensitive, not afraid to shed tears.
00:34The other, a hothead who lashed out at peers.
00:37That lady's a stallion ass, man. Don't nobody both smoke a famous face.
00:40They once tried for love on a little-known show.
00:43It's the realest man I've ever met for my whole life. My whole life.
00:49I'm gonna have to bet on tango.
00:51You don't need mine no more.
00:52And then they tried again, but the answer was no.
00:55I love you.
00:56No, man.
00:57Why did you pick me?
00:58So they're hoping that three times will be their charm.
01:01Because if not, these stallionaires will go back to the farm.
01:05I, I, I, I, don't you care what I say?
01:22Does she love me?
01:24Does she love you not?
01:25Does she love me?
01:26I know if it's all she got.
01:28Does she love me?
01:29I, I, I, I, I, I.
01:48I just need somebody Lord down-to-earth honest man. I don't like ledges man, but if I end up
01:52on a ledge
01:53I would like your ass to be there on a ledge with so she could what save you know so
01:57she could just be in fear with
02:06I'm so excited like they're hot. They're both gorgeous as hell. Y'all looking scrumptious
02:14real enchants look really hot and I'm excited to get to know that I always go for the bad guy
02:21but I think real would be great in a relationship
02:26for real I just want to just just grab him just take hold of him just ride him I
02:32want to be able to get him and conquer him and make him worship the ground that I walk on
02:36basically
02:38I'm here for champs. I'll be on a myspace page. I'll be researching. I downloaded they music long time ago
02:45I know all they songs. I am dedicated so dedicated that I made me a clap
02:49Oh, the clock fell
02:5717 beautiful ladies here, man. I just want to thank you guys. Welcome to the Stateness Estates, man
03:02First of all, I want to say this was a hell of a thing for y'all to do to
03:06come here
03:06We've been in that position so we know what it feels like. We got real true intentions
03:10I want y'all to know that and we're here for love man. We're here to find one good real
03:15woman
03:22We're here to find two good real women. All right, you ladies ready?
03:31Welcome to the Stateness Estates ladies go pick your room
03:37Run!
03:46That's a bunch of wild cattle
03:53Girls were getting trampled over. I was pushing girls out of the way. We were just running like a real
03:58herd of fucking cattle
04:19I just wanted to jump up and down and run around. I didn't know how to control my emotions and
04:24I was jumping on the bed and we broke it both
04:26Both
04:28You're in your breaking beds already?
04:30I just got here, really?
04:33No, I got a bad boy. Girls just got in the house and they're breaking beds already?
04:36Hey, what's up in?
04:38No, that bitch from here broke your bed
04:39It's crazy. These heifers are running everywhere
04:43I ain't gonna find real chances. This is how you respect their house? You come in here and you jump
04:46on the bed?
04:47This is what's on the bed? How are we?
04:48These stank hoes? Yes, they're very crazy
04:55These bitches are getting my fucking nerves
04:58They yell
04:59Ain't nobody talking to you! Ain't nobody talking to you!
05:02Ain't nobody talking to you!
05:06Ain't nobody talking to you!
05:06I have to talk with normal people
05:14I'm gonna sit right here
05:15No, you ain't gotta sit right here
05:18I'm gonna sit right here
05:18I don't wanna be over there! I'm right here
05:21But they wanna fight and show
05:24I'm gonna do something to you
05:27And then I might have to beat your ass down
05:36Man, I got a feeling it's gonna get a lot crazier from here on out, bro
05:40You know what? I got the same feeling
05:42Man, I got the pure
05:43I gotta take care of your business
05:44Thank you!
05:45We're talking about
05:46men, I'm not just buying
05:48I got the property
05:51I got the property
05:52And I got the property
05:52Thanks, baby
05:58What are you doing, huh?
06:00That's good, that's good
06:01Go, baby!
06:02Go!
06:05Go!
06:06Go!
06:06Go!
06:07Go! Go! Go!
06:08excited to be at the house we were all celebrating I couldn't wait to meet the
06:13guys my baby daddy clock let me give him a clock you know I made this clock I'm
06:23like let me get my clock so we walk in the house man and beautiful ladies
06:34everywhere trying to get their hands on your boys
06:38I have something for you what you got I have a clock for you did I need some order in
06:55the house
06:56man I know I need all y'all to line up over there ladies so after the girls get settled
07:02we give
07:03nicknames of course my real name is not real and of course his real name is not chance you know
07:08what we will name these names as part of the tradition of these shows so we decided to stick
07:13with that tradition and give these girls some doggone names who's first in line let's start
07:17right here with the first person what's cracking what's cracking what's your name my name is Kananga
07:22where you from Africa I'm from Oakland California from Oakland yes I was born in Oakland baby can I
07:27get a high spot yeah we can get a high spot from here like that you know we may have
07:30to call you a
07:31hey baby oh yeah yeah yeah baby I'm the first one to get a nickname first to come gonna be
07:44the last to
07:45me get on out there come on up how that you boy you like horses I'm down to ride a
07:50stallion air for
07:51sure yeah you hit it on the nose what'd you say that name was again harmony do you know how
07:57to hit a
08:10know where you from I was born and raised in Italy
08:20meet the bar meet the bars meet bar come up to the stage you
08:31what's your name my name is willisha oh she didn't hit me with a isha man when we come from
08:39in the hood
08:40because we were surrounded by Isha's Boquisha Tokwisha Rukisha Moesha Bonisha Moquisha Lelisha
08:46Tanisha Rukisha Laquisha this Isha that Isha you're the Isha's of Isha's coming to the stage
08:52all right what's your name Lakia Lakia yes you know they called you Kiki in the hood man right
08:59Kiki down get on it get on it Kiki TLC step to the stage what you got all on your
09:05body tattoos
09:05everything she's kind of risky your name is risky next what's your name Monika aka sexy Lexi sexy legs
09:18sexy damn write it on down dog who's next over there where do your damn shoes at
09:25I couldn't find where I put them Wow I'm sweet as sugar I was born in Highlands and my mom
09:38is Dominican my dad's such so I'm Mexican
09:41what's going on with her damn voice don't know if she a cartoon character
09:51don't bring that devil worshiping stuff in my house man what did you say to us I said I was
09:56sweet as sugar
09:59she just don't sound real I don't know man you know how to talk like her
10:06no she's kind of bubbly why do you have to call her bubbles come on down bubbles I absolutely think
10:12that bubble fit her double bubble dumbass trouble well how old are you 35 35 how many kids you got
10:26one nine-year-old soldier your milk come get your name milk are you in the right place in joint
10:38where you from Fargo I think we need to name her corn fed come on down I got a lot
10:47of biscuits in the
10:48oven my name is April what do you do I promote stuff the promoter promo promo come on promo I've
11:01been
11:01fighting for almost eight years now but you know how to fight let's call her KO because she likes to
11:07knock bitches out yeah I can knock out some people how you guys doing well good what city you live
11:16in
11:17I'm local baby damn you know we might call you uh Callie you're Callie you kind of remind me of
11:28Jessica rabbit a little bit a chocolate Jessica rabbit so calm down rabbit and come grab it hair flowing
11:34body curvy oh oh man I'm sick and tired I need to know where the hell this came from next
11:42hey don't
11:43be talking about my class you gave me this class I did give you that class I should call you
11:47contraption
11:47I should call you gadget I should call you glue it took an hour and a half to make that
11:52or should I
11:53call you man low budget dog I don't know where she made this clock man I don't know if she
11:57has a
11:58special workshop for making crack let's call her stalker stalker stalker dog man this girl's insane
12:06out of her mind man she's bringing me clock like I'm flavor flavor man don't you ever scare me in
12:11my
12:11own house you hear me whatever you better appreciate it next so we got a lady in all black are
12:19you a
12:20dominatrix I can be whoa I think I think I saw that there's the next chick that comes up boom
12:26pow all
12:27over the place a bit aged fine yeah but the thing that trips me about her she got this look
12:31in her
12:32eyes man I've seen this look before I just I'm trying to figure out why I've seen it
12:42the thing that I said let me get that down in the line right here and then I don't know
12:43if I don't
12:44make it look it up to me it's very damn nasty next what up what do we call her I'm
13:02gonna call you no no
13:03I'm so hood, baby.
13:04Yeah, you hood.
13:05I'm great at seducing men.
13:07It's like it's been paying my bills.
13:09Hey, hey, calm down.
13:12I'm ready to do this, dog.
13:13Let's go to the backyard now, fill them out.
13:15Ready to do this?
13:16Yeah.
13:16So now that we named all the girls,
13:18we can head out to the backyard for the mixer.
13:20We got 17 girls here.
13:22Three girls got to go home.
13:23It's going to be leaving for 14 girls.
13:26Seven are going to be my girls.
13:27And seven are going to be my girls.
13:29Got to get to know everybody.
13:31I did.
13:32Come on, come on.
13:33I don't want time for this madness, man.
13:41Chance, chance, chance.
13:42I'm here for real.
13:43I'm not here to run bitches up out the house,
13:45but I'm here to run them up out the house
13:46to get my man.
13:47To get your man.
13:48I'm going to get my man by anything that's necessary.
13:50Maybe we could kind of be buddies.
13:52Girl, no.
13:52I'm not here for friends, girl.
13:54Oh, I miss being nice.
13:55It's good.
13:57Thank you for being cordial, sweetie.
13:59Yeah, you're welcome.
14:00People in Fargo don't disrespect each other.
14:02People in Fargo are really nice people.
14:04The fuck she'd think this is.
14:06Make a friend?
14:07No.
14:08Are you sorry?
14:08I'm here to get my man.
14:10You were just talking about me.
14:12I'm not talking about you.
14:13If you want me to talk about you, I will talk about you.
14:15Don't put me on mamas.
14:16No, but I heard you're talking about me.
14:18What's nobody talking about you?
14:19I'm not here to make friends.
14:21Ain't nobody here to make friends.
14:22That's what I said.
14:22Anything I've got to say, I will say to any one of y'all in here, fight.
14:26I don't fight myself with nobody.
14:27I'm definitely not in Fargo anymore.
14:39what?
14:40That is a underarms house!
14:41Let's go!
14:41Let's go!
14:42Let's go!
14:43Fuck and shit!
14:43How on, Island?
14:44Woo!
14:47Your boy is looking for love, man.
14:49I know I'm going to find a kind, loving, sweet woman, man.
14:53Beautiful, loyal.
14:54Yeah, beautiful, loyal.
14:55A lot of quality is that.
14:56That ain't too hard.
14:57I don't think it's too hard to even ask for.
15:00We all got to get together.
15:01Are y'all for real like that?
15:03No, no, no.
15:04I need the girls going to be able to counterattack my rough side,
15:07my wild side when that comes last now.
15:08You know what I mean?
15:10I don't need no punk, man.
15:11I need a strong woman.
15:12What's up?
15:13How you doing?
15:18Hey, bro.
15:19I look over, dog, and I see Stark.
15:21What you do with my clock?
15:22I always wanted a Frisbee.
15:27I'm not Flav, man.
15:28It's your boy.
15:30And she's over here talking about,
15:32I'm over here mad about my clock.
15:34And she's like, it's a thought that counts.
15:36Man, I'm like, man, that was a damn low-budget thought.
15:39What's up with you, baby?
15:42You came here for your boy?
15:43Yeah.
15:44I want a sweet guy.
15:45You do?
15:46You seem like a sweet girl.
15:48I'm usually, like, attracted to the bad boys, but...
15:51Yeah, I can see that, too.
15:52I think real would be great in a relationship.
15:55He's real, he's genuine, he's sweet,
15:57and he's not a player.
16:01Well, how would your parents feel
16:02if you brought home a black man?
16:05I don't know.
16:08Um...
16:09Um...
16:10That's a very important conversation.
16:12Yeah.
16:14So I'm gonna make it to the end.
16:18I don't know.
16:20I've been stressed out.
16:22We could feel love to be so long.
16:25I need me a real ride-or-die chick.
16:30You got some sexy legs, bro.
16:32All the way down there.
16:33Oh, my gosh.
16:34You sure got that name for a reason, boy.
16:37Tell me how she did.
16:38What do you look for in a woman?
16:40A loyal woman?
16:41A loyal woman.
16:42A loving woman?
16:43Yes.
16:43A kind woman?
16:44Yes.
16:44An affectionate woman?
16:45Damn, you're looking in my eyes,
16:47but, girl, like you wanna take me down.
16:49That's because liars don't look in the eye.
16:51You're right, they don't.
16:52I'm looking into this woman's eyes,
16:54and all I'm gonna say is, man,
16:56me and her had a hell of a connection.
16:58We bonded on a lot of different levels,
16:59and she's sweet just like Mom is.
17:02I wanna know more about you.
17:04You know, I don't deal with all the women too much.
17:07I don't deal with younger men ever.
17:09This is my first endeavor.
17:11So I'll make sure you want a young, frisky,
17:14wild standing like myself.
17:15I just think you're absolutely adorable.
17:18Milk makes you feel like a boy again.
17:20Yeah, she does.
17:21All I want to do is milk me, Mom.
17:23I just want to be a boy.
17:25Hold on.
17:28Stalker, stalker.
17:29Wait, wait, wait.
17:29No!
17:29You stalking hard.
17:31You stalking kind of hard, stalker.
17:32You're gonna have your time.
17:33No, no.
17:35Don't stalk your boy.
17:36Whatever.
17:36Ain't nobody stalking you.
17:37Stalker, bruh.
17:38She was there.
17:39She just won't go away.
17:41I'm glad she's stalking you and not me.
17:44Congratulations on your clock, bruh.
17:46Kiss on my cheek.
17:48Oh, my gosh.
17:50I got bae, bae, bae, and I got KO.
17:53Mmm.
17:54I think I've reached my player status.
17:56Wow.
17:57Oh, my God.
18:00Woo.
18:01She's kissing him in his mouth and toning him down, and she has these bumps all over her
18:06face that look like it could be something contagious.
18:10But you know what?
18:10I'm not gonna put it out there like that, because I'm not.
18:13Because see, what you need, you need somebody that's gonna be for real.
18:16If I'm gonna fight for you, I'm gonna fight for you.
18:18You need more.
18:19I can fight.
18:19I can knock out all these people.
18:21This is why they call me KO.
18:22I need a woman that knows how to appreciate me and appreciate what she has.
18:25My last girlfriend cheated, okay?
18:27I need a faithful, loyal woman.
18:30Loyal.
18:31KO's loyal, man.
18:31And I'm digging that, man, because I need a loyal woman.
18:33How you know she's loyal?
18:34You don't know she's loyal.
18:35I'm just talking to her.
18:36I feel the loyalty within her.
18:38Oh, wow.
18:41Bae, bae, bae, you know, she expresses her interest to me, man.
18:44I'm like, I want to get to know this woman.
18:47I'm just so happy that I have you so myself, finally.
18:50And I'm so happy that you're giving me a chance, Tim.
18:53Ain't talking about shit.
18:55Ain't hitting on shit.
18:56He wasting his time.
18:59Shit.
18:59I'll say that much.
19:00I'm a good person.
19:01I'm really, I'm real.
19:03No, you know what?
19:04I will always, if you pick me, I will always, I will always be there for you.
19:08I know what my man wants.
19:10It's about love.
19:11It's about being for your man.
19:13And I'm going to listen to you, because these ears, these ears are for you.
19:18And any bad situation you want to talk about with me, you talk about.
19:22I need somebody that's going to listen to me.
19:23I'll be here for you.
19:24You can tell me about anything, and I'll be here for you.
19:28I love animals.
19:29Do you like animals?
19:31I love this, man.
19:32These are like water dogs.
19:36Disrespect mother horse.
19:37Keep your hands flat and come on under.
19:39She is an animal.
19:40I am an animal.
19:41So am I.
19:42You hit it on the damn nose, whoever said that.
19:44Can I tell you something?
19:44We are animals.
19:45Because we're the human species, dog.
19:48We're just the more intelligent animal than other animals.
19:51If they were educated, they would know that, champ.
19:54Damn, you kind of impressed me.
19:57I might have a lot in common with this girl, dog.
19:59So you a bubble head, too?
20:00Just might be.
20:04I was hanging out with bubbles, and I looked over, man, and there it was again.
20:08Don't tell me.
20:11It's a great yeti.
20:12Oh!
20:15Look, for those that don't know what a yeti is, it's a Bigfoot.
20:18It is a sasquatch.
20:20What's that snow thing?
20:22Abominable snowman.
20:24Oh, maybe it's a Bigfoot thing.
20:25Damn.
20:26Look back and see, the demons are standing before us.
20:32Did I scare you?
20:35Hell no.
20:36Nobody scares me.
20:38Nobody intimidates me.
20:39Because I am deep.
20:41And I am a woman.
20:42And I'm deep, too.
20:43And I'm a man.
20:44And I know what I want.
20:45And I know what I want.
20:46Well, let me tell you something, bro.
20:47I'm looking into this woman's eyes, man.
20:49And I could tell she's here for me.
20:51And I dig, baby.
20:52I dig.
20:52Well, dig.
20:53I feel, I feel connected to you.
20:57I do.
20:59If I'm all about you, I'm all about you.
21:04What?
21:05I want to tie you down.
21:09So I'm hanging out with Lusty, dog.
21:11And she's getting all sexual and stuff like that.
21:13You know, rubbing and kissing and smooching on me, man.
21:15That's so sad.
21:16I feel sorry for bugging me.
21:20I can't go.
21:20Well, she's kind of off the mark.
21:22You know what I'm saying?
21:24Kind of scary, bro.
21:26I'm so fucking for real about you.
21:29It's going to be you and I.
21:30I can't braw for you!
21:31I can't braw for you!
21:33You can barely speak English and you never know what you're fucking on.
21:36She's like, I feel bad for you!
21:38I feel bad for you!
21:39She got this little baby squeaky voice.
21:42And it's like, every time she talks, she makes no sense.
21:45I'm walking away on your broke ass!
21:48Broke ass!
21:49You know, Soha was jumping on Bubba's case about how she's stupid.
21:52Her voice is squeaky and stuff like that.
21:54That ain't cool.
21:55No, it's not cool, man.
21:56Stuff like that, man, will get you eliminated.
21:58Why don't you can't tell me shit?
22:01She doesn't have self-control and I feel bad for her.
22:06I feel bad for her.
22:08I feel bad for you.
22:15I feel bad for her.
22:19I feel bad for her and for her.
22:21I feel bad for her.
22:23Whoa!
22:24During the mixer, I was super excited to see the boys.
22:27I mean I had an immediate attraction for chants like from the start, so that was definitely
22:31where my eyes were focused on.
22:33And I definitely am going to try to make that connection with him.
22:37What are you going to do to me, okay?
22:40Hmm.
22:43Oh, he's kissing.
22:48That's okay.
22:50He can do that.
22:51He doesn't like you, baby.
22:55He can kiss Harmony.
22:58Who are you talking to?
22:59Oh, I'm just talking to myself.
23:02Makes you look crazy, you know.
23:03Oh, well, maybe I am.
23:13So I'm hanging out with Harmony, dog.
23:15All I know is her breath stunk.
23:17Oof.
23:18Maybe that's why you was stinking later on that night.
23:20Could've been.
23:21Something's skunky around here.
23:22No, I'm saying something's really skunky around here.
23:24Well, what's skunky?
23:25Not me.
23:27It is you.
23:28What?
23:31What are you trying to do, stinking up out of my house and home, man?
23:33Cover your mouth, man.
23:34Go brush your teeth.
23:35Somebody got to help me.
23:37Yeah.
23:37Sohood, what's cracking?
23:39Still good.
23:40Sohood just came up out of nowhere, dog, and I'm so glad.
23:44She came over here and jumped right on top of me, man.
23:46Got that stinky breath right out my face.
23:48I'm glad she made a move when she did, man.
23:50You ain't going to find no flaws up in me.
23:51I cook, I clean, I do whatever the hell.
23:54And I'm, mm-hmm.
23:55And you know what?
23:56Even though sohood kind of tripped out earlier today, so I'm changing my mind up a little
24:00bit, you know?
24:01I think I might kind of want a woman like that.
24:03Come climb on me.
24:05Climb aboard.
24:07Woo!
24:07Choo-choo!
24:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:11We got a little ride, baby!
24:13Hit your ass up.
24:14Come on.
24:14Damn!
24:14Damn, it's real.
24:16Just do that shit.
24:17Do that shit.
24:17Come real!
24:18Help me!
24:19Rape!
24:19Help!
24:20Hey, come on!
24:20She's humping me and bucking and stuff like that, dry humping me, man.
24:24My thing is hurting, man.
24:25She's doing way too much too damn soon, man.
24:27Yeah.
24:29So why are you here?
24:30I'm here to find love.
24:33Are you really?
24:33Yeah, I really am.
24:35The thing is, is like, guys that put themselves out there and, like, are romantic and, like,
24:42warm up to me.
24:42That's fake.
24:43Those are the guys that have broken my heart in the past.
24:45Raeal wears his heart on his sleeve and he has a big heart and I feel like I can really
24:50sit down and talk to Raeal right now.
24:53Like, he's making me feel like he's really here to find true love.
24:57I put my emotions out there and I keep telling myself, don't do it anymore, but I still do
25:03it because you're never going to find love if you don't put yourself out there.
25:07I just feel like I should be feeding this to you or something.
25:09No.
25:10Let me cater to you.
25:11That's what I do.
25:14What's the hole doing on that side?
25:16It wasn't no hole.
25:17Whoa!
25:18It was not no hole, baby.
25:19It was not no hole.
25:20It wasn't no hole.
25:21Look.
25:21Let me tell you one thing about fruit.
25:23Next evening, before you bring me some fruit.
25:25I don't like soft spots.
25:26When you bring me a fruit, no soft spots, no nothing.
25:29I just don't like it.
25:30I had to check, like, look, man.
25:31Give me firm, fresh fruit, all right?
25:33Can you rub my back like you were doing?
25:35Yeah.
25:35Is that you rubbing my back?
25:35You already know.
25:36Let's do it.
25:37Come on, Kelly.
25:39I got the knife.
25:40Like, for real.
25:41Oh, man.
25:43I don't know if I'm disturbed about that damn crazy-looking piece of fruit, but Kelly's
25:47cool, man.
25:48She do look good.
25:48She calmed me down.
25:49You know, she's a good woman.
25:51We made a connection, dog.
25:52Anytime you need a massage, come get me.
25:55I'll go to your room.
25:56Okay, we gotta breathe in.
25:59You are really good.
26:00I love you.
26:02We can make this a daily thing.
26:04I don't know, man.
26:05Out of all the women in the house, Milf made my, made my throb.
26:10Yeah, she did.
26:11She made my blood boil, man.
26:13She made blood go into places I didn't even know I could go.
26:17So let me hear.
26:18How do you feel about it?
26:24It is what it is.
26:25Chance is young and full of that cult love where he wants to taste it all.
26:32I look at real and I see a man who's lived a little more and it didn't seem like quantity
26:37was what he was looking for.
26:38It was quality.
26:39And that was highly intriguing.
26:42Do you have to hide?
26:43Are you having fun?
26:43Yeah.
26:44I might need to jump in this pool.
26:48It's not them.
26:49It's just me.
26:50I have good looks.
26:51I have a good butt, you know?
26:52But like, my personality is what's really gonna shine.
26:58Your body all over my body, damn it.
27:01Who you here for?
27:02I'm here for you.
27:03You are?
27:04Yes.
27:04What makes you different than any other girl in this house?
27:07Because I'm genuine with it.
27:09You know, a lot of these bitches that's here, they don't know what it is that they want.
27:12I'm not here to make any friends.
27:13I'm here to get my man.
27:14And I feel it's my job to bring it to his attention those girls that are not here for him.
27:20One girl here, she said, oh, I'm here for real.
27:24But then she was over there giving your brother lap dances.
27:26Who's that?
27:26KO.
27:28KO?
27:29Yeah.
27:29Nah.
27:30She was giving your brother-
27:31KO did not give my brother a lap dance.
27:33She gagged your brother a lap dance.
27:34Kiki said KO gave you a lap dance.
27:37I mean, I don't know, dog.
27:39All the girls are blending in after a while, man.
27:42KO, you said you was here for me.
27:45Now I don't know.
27:48Ladies, ladies, ladies.
27:49I need you guys to gather around right here.
27:52Ladies, I want to thank you guys for all being here at our mansion, man.
27:56Me and my brother have a lot of big decisions to make tonight.
27:59It's elimination tonight and Rhea, y'all got to go home.
28:03It's tough, man, because now we got to go up and we got to deliberate on who's going to choose
28:07who.
28:08The girls that I pick are going to get a nice chain around her neck with a big-ass R
28:12on it.
28:12And the girls that I pick are going to get a real sweet chain with a C on it.
28:16We love you guys, man.
28:17We out.
28:18Thank you, baby.
28:19Bye.
28:27I don't know who's going home real, but I know I'm going home with Chance.
28:31Or shit.
28:32I'll go home with both of them.
28:33It don't matter to me.
28:36What's going on, ladies?
28:38What's up, ladies?
28:39How you doing?
28:41I'm not rearing at all.
28:42These girls might be cute on the outside, but I've seen how they've acted.
28:45I've seen so hood.
28:46I saw her underwear when she got named, okay?
28:49I've seen her ass when she was on Chance giving him a lap dance.
28:52These guys don't want strippers.
28:53They want classy women.
28:55I know KO needs to go home because she's kissing on real.
28:59She's kissing on Chance.
29:00She's giving people a lap dance and she's showing her ass.
29:02She needs to go home.
29:04So how it's going to work is my brother Chance is going to pick his seven favorites,
29:09and I'm going to pick my seven favorites, which makes 14.
29:12And three of you got to go home.
29:14Me and my brother decided to play a game of Rochambeau, you know,
29:17see who's going to go first.
29:19And I won.
29:19So that means I give the first chain, then my brother gives the chain,
29:23and then it just keeps going back and forth.
29:25But I get the dibs on the first girl.
29:27It might be a girl you want.
29:29All I know is I'm going first.
29:35This lady right here, she gave me a lot of eye contact tonight.
29:39She actually showed me that she was here for me and not here for my brother.
29:45So my first chain has to go to Bay Bay Bay.
29:56You going to stay here and keep it real?
29:57You know I'm going to keep it real.
29:58Oh, you're going to keep it real.
29:59You know I'm going to keep it real always.
30:00All right.
30:01Give me that chain.
30:02Quit playing with me.
30:03I got the first chain.
30:05I knew I would get the first chain.
30:06And I'm just sitting here like, ha, ha, ha, bitches.
30:09Guess who's the one?
30:10Yeah, I'm the competition.
30:12My first chain is going to go to a lady that really took care of me tonight, man.
30:17She really paid a lot of attention to me.
30:20You know, I was tired.
30:21She rubbed my back.
30:22Callie, come get your jewels.
30:25My jewels.
30:27You ready to hold it down for me?
30:28You ready?
30:29I already know.
30:29All day.
30:30Don't hurt my brother's heart.
30:32I hope he don't hurt my heart.
30:33I hope I don't either.
30:35Hey, baby.
30:36That just goes to show that I definitely have no competition in the house.
30:39And that just made me more confident in where I stand.
30:42I want to see what you got to bring to the table.
30:44So, sexy legs, come on down.
30:46Sexy legs?
30:47Sexy legs, come on down.
30:49So, Real calls my name.
30:51And I am very happy that he picked me versus Chance.
30:54Because had Chance picked me, I don't know what I would have done.
31:00Okay.
31:00You gonna keep it real with me?
31:02Of course.
31:03There you go, baby.
31:05Rabbit.
31:06Come get your chain.
31:08You want me to take a chance with a crazy guy like me?
31:10Yes.
31:10I'm all about chances.
31:13K.O., come on down.
31:15K.O.'s in the hazy, huh?
31:16I was kind of feeling you when I first saw you.
31:19But then I heard you got a little naughty with my brother.
31:23Is it true you gave my brother a lap bizzle?
31:28I mean, I didn't smooch a few.
31:39Before Real gave me my chain, he asked me if I really did give his brother Chance a lap dance.
31:46Is it true you gave my brother a lap dizzle?
31:52That is not true.
31:59I'm definitely nervous because he's probably thinking that I'm lying to him when I'm not.
32:06That's not true.
32:06That's not true.
32:07That's not her.
32:08Say what now?
32:08No, no, no.
32:09That wasn't my lap dance.
32:10It wasn't true?
32:10No.
32:11Oh, no.
32:12Hey, hey.
32:13You gonna keep it real with me in this house?
32:15Yeah.
32:15Hell yeah.
32:15You gonna keep it real with me to the end?
32:17Yes.
32:18I'm sorely.
32:18I had like a big old cheese around my face.
32:20I feel so good.
32:21Come get your chain.
32:22Risky goodness.
32:24You gonna take a chance with your boy?
32:26I am.
32:26I am.
32:27All right, man.
32:28I'm gonna give you this chain.
32:29Okay.
32:30All right.
32:31We have.
32:34You showed me some love.
32:36And I wanna see a little bit more of you.
32:37Cornfed, come get your bread.
32:40Will you accept this chain and keep it real with me?
32:42Absolutely.
32:44I'm definitely annoyed by Cornfed getting her chain before me.
32:47Cornfed is here to make friends and to be the shoulder to lean on.
32:51She's here for the wrong reasons.
32:53Come get your chain, Bubbles.
32:55What are you, Cuban?
32:56Colombian?
32:57Dominican and Dutch.
32:59That's good enough for me.
33:02Milf, come on down and get your ticket.
33:05I'm expecting you to keep it real with me, okay?
33:07I'm gonna give it real with me.
33:09We love.
33:09When real gives Milf a chain, I feel like throwing up in my mouth a little bit.
33:14Maybe he wants that old dusty .
33:16Possibly.
33:16It may be a possibility.
33:18I don't know.
33:19Maybe he can hit and dismiss.
33:20I don't know.
33:22Meatball, come over here.
33:23I want a taste of meat.
33:24I'm really, really relieved that Chance picked me.
33:27I didn't spend any time with real.
33:29I wasn't interested.
33:30When I'm not interested in someone, I'm not gonna play around.
33:33Meatball, Meatball.
33:35She gets a fucking chain for me.
33:36I'm really like, what the fuck is going on?
33:40Is he fucking blind?
33:41Do he not see all this greatness standing right here in front of him?
33:47If I don't get a chain tonight, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
33:55Kiki, come on down.
33:57Be careful, bruh.
33:58She's cold-blooded.
34:03Promo, come grab your chain.
34:07I didn't know what to do because I wanted to get to know real more.
34:12And it didn't even enter my mind about Chance.
34:18Wow, interesting decision, bro.
34:20Yeah, I had to hit you like that.
34:22I didn't even hardly give him the time of day.
34:24Why would he be giving me a chain?
34:27What attracts me to promo the most is her beautiful shape,
34:30her blonde hair, and get a booty in the back.
34:33Are you that damn shallow?
34:35Was phenomenal.
34:37Are you willing to take a chance with a brother like me?
34:39Okay, so, you know, I was afraid you're a little bit of a player.
34:43You know, you got girls all up on you.
34:45Okay, okay.
34:45So I was like, oh, you know, more real.
34:49So.
34:49So?
34:50No, you don't want me, right?
34:51I don't know, whoever.
34:53Hey, man.
34:54I'm here for love.
34:55You got your own brain.
34:56What do you mean?
34:57I'm out of this.
34:57Wow, that was awkward.
34:59You guys saw that?
35:00I wanted to get to know real, but then I felt like denied by real.
35:03So, is it really that bad if I, like, accepted the chain from Chance?
35:09You accept my chain?
35:10And are you willing to take a chance with a guy like me?
35:14Okay.
35:14Speak up.
35:15Can I hear you?
35:16Okay.
35:17What's wrong with that?
35:18I had no loyalty to anybody, you know?
35:21It was the first fucking night.
35:23I'm gonna show you.
35:25Give me love, man.
35:29I'm on my last chain, ladies.
35:33My last chain.
35:35There's five beautiful women up there, but the truth of the matter is, only one of you showed
35:43you showed me that you're really into me.
35:46So, Lusty, come on down.
35:49Will you accept this chain?
35:51My last chain?
35:53Of course.
35:53I believe you.
35:56My plan to get real is to take baths together, you know?
36:02Massage each other.
36:04And because that, that foreplay, heightens the sex for me.
36:12Wow, man.
36:14Your last one?
36:15The last of everything for the night.
36:19I know that I wasn't, like, as aggressive as the other girls, but I'm getting there.
36:23And I think if Chance kept me around for a little bit longer, I could definitely show
36:26him that.
36:27You guys with these puppy eyes.
36:29Shoot, this is crazy.
36:30I hope all them bitches go home.
36:32I don't care who go home.
36:33Just let me stay here with my baby daddy.
36:37Chance has one chain left.
36:38It better be for me or some shit's about to jump off tonight.
36:58Chance has one chain left.
37:00It's down to me and the worst of the worst.
37:04I feel like chopped fucking meat.
37:09I feel confident, but then again, I'm kind of, like, iffy because the clock situation
37:14and you calling me a stalker.
37:16What the fuck is going on?
37:19Before I even pick this chain up, I just want to thank everybody, all the ladies, man,
37:22for coming out to our house tonight.
37:25But you know what?
37:26I got to keep it real.
37:27I'm looking for love.
37:28I got my ladies on deck.
37:31Let me see what I'm about to add to the bunch.
37:36This next lady right here is pretty dope.
37:40I think we can have a good time together.
37:43Come get this old hood, man.
37:47Finally, I'm so excited.
37:48I get my chain and I just want to just jump for joy.
37:52But you know I have to play it cool.
37:54I don't want everybody to think that I was a little worried.
37:56But I'm excited, though.
37:58You're the last one, man.
37:59You got your chain.
37:59You happy?
38:00I'm very happy.
38:01You want to take a chance with your boy Chance?
38:04Absolutely.
38:04That's the only reason why I'm here.
38:06Thanks for being here.
38:07I feel like everyone can breathe now.
38:10I have my chain.
38:12We're all good now.
38:14Damn.
38:15I'm really sorry that you ladies didn't receive chains, man.
38:18I don't like this.
38:19He don't like this.
38:20I don't like it either.
38:21I personally didn't see anything that you guys wanted in me.
38:26And Isha, I don't know.
38:28I guess you kind of got lost in the bunch with the rest of the girls.
38:31Did you talk to her tonight?
38:32I didn't get nothing out of her either.
38:34I didn't get nothing out of her at all.
38:40Can I get something out of her?
38:46This shit is not fair.
38:47Screw these bitches.
38:49I've always been unlucky.
38:53So it's kind of like it's all happening all over.
38:58You know what I mean?
38:59You, of course, wanted my brother.
39:01All I can think of, maybe she's eating skunks.
39:04Her breath was on fire.
39:07So that's why Harmony didn't get a chain tonight.
39:10I came here to get to know Chance,
39:12and I found out one thing that we definitely didn't click,
39:15and whatever.
39:18You stalker, of course, wanted my brother.
39:21So for the 14 ladies that did receive chains,
39:24you got best tonight.
39:25For the three ladies that didn't receive chains,
39:28your chance is up, ladies.
39:29Keep it real.
39:30We gotta bounce.
39:32I'm definitely bringing my A-game tonight.
39:34Look at my face.
39:35Game on.
39:38He think I'm a stalker.
39:40I'm gonna show him a motherfucker stalker.
39:42I know where the nigga live.
39:43I got his MySpace page.
39:45I'm gonna stalk his ass.
39:50What's up?
39:51Can y'all don't mind if I piss over the bush?
39:52You can go, man.
39:54You can see him.
39:55Thank you, ma'am.
39:55Can y'all talk to me while I take a wiggle?
39:57Yeah, yeah.
39:58Now talk to me, ladies.
40:00What do you look for in a lady?
40:03Well, what I look for in a lady is a woman
40:06that can put up with this crazy shit.
40:08Oh, I can put up.
40:08I'm pissing and farting.
40:10Can you help me?
40:11Slide that.
40:11When I put that, slide that through there.
40:13Why?
40:14Yeah, slide that.
40:15Hmm.
40:16I know how to slide that.
40:17I know how to slide.
40:18Oh my God.
40:18Oh!
40:20I know how to see you.
40:22I know how to do a creature.
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