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Replay makes a duplicate of Static to ruin his reputation
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00:13Ahem. May I help you, sir?
00:16Tell me about that one.
00:18Ah, yes. The Chronotech 2000.
00:20It's a timepiece, a pager, and a wireless internet browser.
00:25What are you looking at?
00:26Well, like, Alfred if he was black.
00:29Sorry, but you look familiar.
00:32Well, duh. I'm Johnny Morrow.
00:35I'm sorry. Who?
00:39Little Johnny Morrow?
00:41I was ten years old and I had my own TV series, Johnny on the Spot.
00:45My face was on T-shirts and lunchboxes.
00:48The whole country loved me.
00:50They wanted to talk like me, dress like me, be me.
00:55And who could blame them?
00:57Hmm. Yeah.
00:58Then the network dumped me.
01:00And it all stopped.
01:01The limos, the fan clubs, the money, gone.
01:05I see.
01:06Well, have a good day.
01:08What are you doing?
01:08Oh, well, you just said you don't have any money.
01:10Who needs money?
01:11You're just going to give it to me.
01:13Says who?
01:14Says them.
01:16What?
01:17Great mall, huh?
01:18It's okay.
01:19Still no kid's circus, though.
01:21Kid's circus?
01:22Oh, yeah.
01:22An amusement park we went to when we were kids.
01:24There's still a little bit of it left behind the parking structure.
01:26Oh.
01:27It's like they paved over a piece of your childhood.
01:36Oh, well.
01:37C'est la vie.
01:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:41Ha, ha, ha.
01:41Ha, ha, ha.
01:42What is it?
01:43A fire?
01:45A robbery.
01:46No.
01:47A robbery.
01:48Make that robberies, bro.
01:52And they're color-coordinated, too.
01:54I got a jet.
01:55Any ideas?
01:56Think food poisoning.
01:58Oh.
01:59Virgil, what's wrong?
02:01Uh, what is it, V?
02:02Are you sick?
02:04Uh-huh.
02:04There's a restroom in the service hall.
02:06Come on, we'll help you.
02:07Um, um.
02:08Yeah, no, right.
02:09This could get messy.
02:10Uh, we better wait here.
02:12I told him.
02:13I said, V, do not order the voyage to the bottom of the sea combo.
02:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:18Yeah.
02:21Oh, yeah, we're the men.
02:27You know what they say.
02:28The family that does crime together does time together.
02:31It's Static.
02:32Yo.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Well, listen to that.
02:38The hero has fans.
02:40But take my word for it, Static.
02:42They'll turn on you.
02:43They always do.
02:44Really?
02:45Yeah, thanks for the advice.
02:47Now, you boys gonna come quietly?
02:48Why?
02:49You're outnumbered.
02:50Three to one?
02:51I face worse odds than that.
02:53Let's count, shall we?
02:54Three, one, two, three, four, five, six.
02:59Oh, that's, that's...
03:01Ha, miss me.
03:03Ow, get out.
03:04Oh, no, Static.
03:06What's going on, Static?
03:07What's going on?
03:11Have a seat, Static.
03:13Thanks.
03:14I'd rather stay.
03:18Give up yet?
03:34None of these match my gear.
03:37Where'd those bad boys go?
03:52Looks like they dropped something.
03:54Huh.
03:54Kids' circus.
03:56Well, at least I know my way around.
04:07Look, it's a simple question.
04:09Did Static follow you or not?
04:12Don't know.
04:13You know what?
04:14You make me embarrassed to be me.
04:17In fact, get out of my sight.
04:19No!
04:23Whoa!
04:24What is with you, man?
04:25See?
04:25I told you, the idiot led Static right to us.
04:28Hey, forget that!
04:30He told...
04:31He didn't tell anybody else.
04:32He told himself.
04:34You just wiped out your own brother!
04:35My what?
04:37Static.
04:37Babe, wake up and smell the croissants.
04:44They're duplicates.
04:45Energy clones.
04:47Made them all by myself.
04:48You're a metahuman.
04:50Duh-huh-huh.
04:52Wait a sec.
04:53Don't I know you?
04:54Well, I did have my own TV show when I was ten.
04:56Oh, yeah!
04:57What's his name?
04:59Johnny Morrow.
05:02But you can call me Replay.
05:09Which one of you is real?
05:11Me.
05:12No, me.
05:12Me.
05:13Hey!
05:13Hey!
05:18Well, any ideas?
05:24You know, when I was a kid, I spent a lot of time bumping around this hall of mirrors.
05:28So?
05:29So, I finally figured out that the trick was not to look in front of you, but to follow the
05:33footprints on the floor.
05:37Yes, sir.
05:39I'm gonna make so many of me, you won't have a prayer.
05:42Ooh, a room full of has-beens.
05:44Now I am scared.
05:53That's a nice thing.
05:59What was that?
06:04No, no, no.
06:08No, no, no.
06:10Wait a sec.
06:11Oh.
06:16Oh.
06:24Just a reflection.
06:26That's all.
06:27Oh, I think it's time to invest in a helmet.
06:34Not here either.
06:36He's been gone too long.
06:37Richie, Virgil does this to me all the time.
06:40One minute he's there, the next, poof.
06:42Oh, you noticed, huh?
06:44He felt lousy. He went home.
06:46There's no mystery here.
06:47Of course, you're right.
06:49Okay, then. See you tomorrow at school.
06:52You're gonna wait, aren't you?
06:58It's static. Come on.
07:00Maybe he caught those guys.
07:08What's he doing? Has he lost his mind?
07:11I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
07:16What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
07:20Hey, let me down.
07:24How could you do this to me?
07:26Well, for one...
07:28Wait a minute.
07:29Somebody should have...
07:31Wait a minute.
07:34The red flag to Virgil would have been that static didn't say anything.
07:37Because Virgil always talks.
07:40He likes to talk.
07:41One thing, he's had a lot of practice.
07:54Help our friend with his luggage, boys.
08:04Your fans don't look too happy, static.
08:06Well, like we say in the biz, they ain't seen nothing yet.
08:19Ah, look who's here.
08:21Well, if you like to eat your dinner, Cole, it's fine with...
08:25Ooh, you look like you were hit by a ton of bread.
08:28Yeah, I've had better days.
08:30You're not the only one.
08:31The whole city seems depressed.
08:33By what?
08:33About static turning outlaw.
08:36Say what?
08:39Which has left all of Dakota City in shock.
08:42Local law enforcement could only stand and watch as static struck throughout the city.
08:47In a related development, Chief of Police Barnesdale has announced...
08:50This isn't happening.
08:51I know.
08:52I can't believe it either.
08:54It's a shame.
08:55He was such a nice young man.
08:57He was.
08:58I mean, he is.
08:59To figure...
09:01You gotta fix it.
09:03You gotta fix it.
09:05I don't know how.
09:09Go away!
09:11Come on, Rich.
09:11I've been calling you for an hour.
09:13Let me in.
09:14No, thanks.
09:15I don't want to spend the rest of the night stuck to my ceiling.
09:18You don't think I did that to you, do you?
09:23I said...
09:24I heard what you said.
09:26Look, how do you know it wasn't you?
09:28I'm not following you.
09:29All the other metahumans are criminals.
09:31Maybe it just took you longer to go wacko.
09:33Maybe you have a split personality.
09:36Wait a sec.
09:37That's it.
09:38I chased Replay to the funhouse, right?
09:40We fought.
09:41There was this big explosion.
09:42So, you got hit on the head?
09:44No.
09:45Well, yeah, but that's not the point.
09:47Before I passed out, I swear I saw someone who looked just like me.
09:50Uh-huh.
09:51I thought it was just my reflection in a mirror, but now I'm not sure.
09:55Call me crazy, but maybe Replay somehow cloned me.
09:58You're right, bro.
09:59You're crazy.
10:01That's a shame.
10:09Therefore, effective today, I have authorized formation of the Dakota Metahuman Capture Division.
10:14This new group will be equipped with non-lethal weapons designed to subdue the metahumans, not to harm them.
10:20Questions?
10:20Yeah, Chief Barnes-Dale.
10:22Chief, it's over here.
10:23It's over here.
10:24Chief Barnes-Dale.
10:25Miss Sandoval.
10:26What about Static?
10:28Unfortunately, we have no choice but to add him to our list of renegade metahumans.
10:32Chief, we have a wrong with those statics.
10:37Condescent Rampage.
10:39That's all for now.
10:40Yes, sir, wait.
10:41Chief, that's it.
10:41No, no, no, please.
10:42No, no, no, no, please.
10:44Chief!
10:45Chief Barnes-Dale has cut short his conference, and I've just learned why.
10:48Apparently, Static has struck again.
10:50No, he hasn't.
10:53We have a WDKT TV news crew on the scene, bringing you this live view of the Weinstein Jewelry Mart,
11:00where the masked renegade continues his criminal rampage.
11:03Wait, there he goes.
11:04Okay, now I'm ticked.
11:12He's back!
11:14I can pick up that phony's electric ion trail.
11:16It'll leave me.
11:20Let's go!
11:21Bucks, it wasn't me!
11:24It wasn't me!
11:29It's static!
11:30Oh, please don't hurt my baby!
11:33It wasn't me!
11:36It wasn't me!
11:43Whoa!
11:46This is Chief Barnes-Dale of the Dakota Police Department.
11:49You are under arrest.
11:50Chief, you can take me in, but you got the wrong guy!
11:53We're supposed to believe that?
11:56Bring him down.
11:58Hit the lights.
11:59Ready your weapons.
12:22This guy's mean business.
12:25Ear unit, keep a lid on him.
12:28Uh-oh, there goes my doom.
12:31We have him trapped, sir.
12:32Hey, I can't go up.
12:35Guess I'm going down.
12:44He magnetized it.
12:46So much for traps.
12:51I'm definitely going to need a shower after this.
12:58Thus, in the space of two tragic days,
13:01the young hero who once gave us all such hope
13:03instead became a symbol of dishonor and disgrace.
13:07This is Shelley Sandoval reporting for WDKT-TV.
13:12Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
13:16How's about that static?
13:19Not much fun now that nobody loves you.
13:22Huh? Huh?
13:26Look at ya.
13:28Just another pretty face.
13:32Gee, wonder what this is for.
13:36Shoot!
13:38Hated ditchin' the cops like that.
13:41Man, this week sucks.
13:44Rich?
13:45No, not rich.
13:46Not yet.
13:47But I'm working on it.
13:49Replay!
13:50What's the deal, man?
13:51How'd you clone me?
13:52I'm not really sure.
13:53But it certainly has worked out nicely.
13:55Nicely?
13:56You shredded my rep with that fake static.
13:58Yeah, well, stay tuned, babe.
14:00Wait till you see what he does in the sequel.
14:02What are you talking about?
14:03You pretty much ripped off everything of value in the city as it is.
14:06Oh, static.
14:07This next deal isn't about money.
14:08This time, it's personal.
14:11Ciao.
14:11Replay?
14:12Wait.
14:12What?
14:16Hold the phone.
14:21Ah!
14:22Shh!
14:23What are you afraid of?
14:24You!
14:25You were straight up trippin' out!
14:27Oh.
14:28Saw the news, huh?
14:29Oh, don't tell me.
14:30That was your evil twin, right?
14:31No, that was me.
14:33That's why I need to prove I'm tellin' the truth.
14:35I need a favor.
14:36What favor?
14:37Can you rewire this shock box to listen to another one?
14:40You know, like an intercom?
14:43Who's got a shock box besides you and me?
14:45The, uh, evil twin.
14:49Hey, if I really have turned bad, then you don't have much of a choice, do you?
14:54Thanks.
14:59This should be working.
15:01But all I'm getting is noise.
15:03Let me listen.
15:06So now you know my plan, boys.
15:08It's replay.
15:10No money this time.
15:11Just revenge.
15:13Those idiots ruined my life.
15:15Now I'm gonna ruin theirs.
15:17You all know what to do.
15:19So, let's do it!
15:29Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, are you?
15:32He talked about revenge.
15:33What's the worst thing you could do to an actor?
15:36Uh, give him a bad review?
15:37No.
15:39No.
15:39Fire him.
15:43TV trivia website?
15:45Aha!
15:46Little Johnny Morrow, star of Johnny on the Spot, got fired after four seasons on the DKT network.
15:52DKT?
15:53Didn't they just build a new studio?
15:55Yeah.
15:55A place downtown with the fountains and the outdoor TV.
16:17I don't know why that's so funny.
16:20He woke up to say, you.
16:22That's why we think it is.
16:35Get the police.
16:37Hmm, nice set.
16:38Even nicer than the set of my old show.
16:42Let's trash it!
16:52What's this?
16:53This is a closed set.
16:56Didn't you read the size?
17:00Get him.
17:08This is where they taped Finkelstein's monster.
17:10I like that show.
17:11What is your problem?
17:13They axed my show for this piece of garbage.
17:18Oh!
17:23It's static again, sir.
17:24Where is he?
17:25The guard says he's on the fifth floor.
17:27The TV studios.
17:28Kid's gone out of his mind.
17:29Tell the men to get ready for anything.
17:40Hey, Clone Clown!
17:51There is an evil twin.
17:59Camera controls on air.
18:01Override.
18:02Hope this works.
18:11Yes!
18:14So how's it feel, babe?
18:16Now that nobody likes you anymore.
18:17Ready to move in, sir?
18:19Wait.
18:21That's little Johnny Morrow.
18:22I used to watch his show.
18:24It's their fault.
18:26They ruined my life.
18:27Get over it, man!
18:29You gonna trash the whole building just because they cancelled your show?
18:31Yes!
18:32And the beauty part is, when we're through, the whole world will find you did it.
18:38Okay, gentlemen.
18:39Let's go in there and get that actor.
18:41Now it's time to cancel you, static.
18:43God, are you sure you want to do that?
18:46On national television?
18:49I'm on TV again?
18:53For the last time.
18:56Wait.
18:57Wait.
18:58No.
18:58Run!
18:59Back at you, copycat.
19:02Go!
19:13Cuff him, Lieutenant.
19:15Chief!
19:16See any good TV lately?
19:24V!
19:25Sure I'm not the evil twin?
19:27Oh, yeah.
19:27The twin's better looking.
19:29When I asked for you help with the shock box, you had your doubts, didn't you?
19:32Mm-hmm.
19:33Then why'd you help?
19:34I just went with my gut.
19:36And that was the right call.
19:37Speaking of guts, how about some cheese steaks?
19:40On me?
19:41On you?
19:42Excuse me, you're buying?
19:44Maybe you're the clone after all.
19:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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