00:00:07Oh, I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, I did not know that you were waiting for me.
00:00:13You see, I'm all dressed up because at any time that you look at the show, I want to
00:00:19receive you properly, you see, because it's very important, the presentation.
00:00:25This is Les Halles, that's where all the town comes for marketing, you see, and what is nice
00:00:35in Les Halles, when it's about empty, as it is now, you know, there is always a flower
00:00:40vendor to leave you a little buttonhole, that's the gentleness of the people of the street.
00:00:48Now, ladies and gentlemen, you're going to see and hear a fairy story, yes, the legend
00:00:58of the enchanted banquette, a banquette is a long sofa, you see, a banquette that the owner
00:01:06of this little cafe behind has been dreaming to have all his life, a beautiful red plush
00:01:14banquet, you see, like the ones at Maxime, you see, but the drama is that when they bring
00:01:21that banquette, that sofa, it's too long, it's too long for the little cafe, and that is very
00:01:29sad, but that banquette will allow you to meet a very, very attractive girl who, like every
00:01:38other girl, likes diamonds, you see, but she doesn't like diamonds to wear, no, no, she
00:01:45likes diamonds to eat, yes, you have already seen a woman eating diamonds, oh, it's cute,
00:01:56it's cute, it's a bit expensive, but it's very cute, and after that, you will see that that
00:02:01girl is also a gang leader, oh, but don't, don't be upset because I told you, it's a fairy
00:02:10story, so now, as every fairy story, it starts once upon a time.
00:02:45Good morning, yes, no, it's beautiful.
00:03:01I'm happy to be here.
00:03:09THE END
00:03:59WHISTLE BLOWS
00:04:06He has a lot to sell it.
00:04:08It's a lot to sell it.
00:04:11If I would sell it, it would be a good one.
00:04:17If I would sell it, it would be expensive to know the taste of a client.
00:04:21Faut choisir sa marchandise et marcher, et marcher, et marcher avec son temps.
00:04:38Dans un cinéma affecte, mes esquimaux ont fondu.
00:04:44L'autre avec ses cacahuètes, les grillettes en soufflant dessus.
00:04:51Faut choisir sa marchandise, connaître le bout du client.
00:04:55Faut choisir sa marchandise et marcher, et marcher, et marcher avec son temps.
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