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Tomislav Mix

Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.   Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".   Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.   Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:       Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice      Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar      Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik      Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine      Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice      Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice

Transcript

00:00Are you stupid, mate?

00:03I don't know what to say.

00:05We are close to the time.

00:07That you are crazy.

00:10That means that you are crazy.

00:13That means that you are crazy.

00:13That means that you are crazy as I am.

00:15You are the first one.

00:21Good.

00:21A is the exact answer.

00:24How do you speak?

00:25How do you speak?

00:27How do you speak?

00:29Emete.

00:30How do you speak?

00:31Emete.

00:32Emete.

00:34Emete.

00:36This is a question for you.

00:41This is a vast question.

00:43Listen to me.

00:45The governor of the Hrvatsk Bank is called

00:49Jelko Kerum

00:54Sambtić

00:56anduten

00:58Jenshko

01:01Jenshko

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01:05Power

01:13You didn't see impact.

01:18The fire!

01:18Don't see it! Don't see it!

01:20Don't see it!

01:22Let's read it again!

01:25Let's hear it!

01:27Let's hear it!

01:27The famous people!

01:28The famous people!

01:31Let's hear it!

01:35The governor of the Hrvats Bank is

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04:11Cigoj. C. Marko Perković. I D. Mark Viduka.

04:26A nek bude...

04:27Peter Bibu, nazove Bibu.

04:29Majkica Jebić.

04:31Kako?

04:32Majkica Jebić.

04:33Kako je Mrojbić?

04:34Kako je A?

04:35A!

04:36Jebić bu.

04:37Morat ćeš Čokera. Ajde, Čokera muši.

04:42Majko Tomco nije, jel i on je pjevač.

04:45A gdje Tomco on piše majmuna?

04:47A gdje Tomco?

04:47Hoću jeć Majko Pejković, Tomco, on je pjevač.

04:51Pa nisu svi Marko Perković i Tomco?

04:53Tako je, pa nije, ne mora biti Marko Perković ako piše.

04:56Dobio, ja poznam Majka Pejkovića, a ovi...

04:59Kako je poznać?

05:00Ovi drugi nisi, niko hoci Majkice Jebića.

05:04A ne znaš Marka...

05:06A ne znaš ko je Mark Cigović?

05:11Majk Cigović?

05:12Čo je zove?

05:12No, ma...

05:13Hoću po pomoći Aranu.

05:15Halo?

05:16Metin ti ga malo.

05:18Metli ti sebi u usta,

05:21da popljaviš te zube.

05:24Halo?

05:25Metin ti ga malo.

05:42da ga popušiš.

05:45Pa čekaj, da imamo džokera.

05:47Reci havala.

05:48Meriti ga malo.

05:50Daj malo na lijeci obome pedećini.

05:53Daj voditelju, budi kulteći.

05:56A to...

05:57Mene se čuje to?

05:58Da.

05:59Prosti.

06:00Ja smislim se...

06:00Halo?

06:02Metin ti ga malo.

06:03Metli sebi u usta.

06:04Da pop...

06:06Oćestatka ja stavim usta.

06:08Da ka pušiš.

06:11Halo?

06:12Meti ti ga malo.

06:13Metli sebi.

06:14Majmune.

06:18Reci, halo ja...

06:19Neću.

06:20Neko odgovarja.

06:21Kaj me jebeš?

06:24Halo?

06:25Halo?

06:27Daj...

06:28Mal da jeci mu.

06:30Daj ustani, braćo.

06:32Kaj me jebeš?

06:34Ustam moča.

06:36Kaj me jebeš?

06:37Kaj me jebeš?

06:37Jebota, Išu sigo.

06:39Nemo me jeba.

06:40Nemo reci, halo, reci.

06:41Molim.

06:43Molim.

06:44Opalim ja tebe.

06:49Ana, ja na ovo pitan, neću odgovarja.

06:53Neć ti on odgovarja.

06:55Pa imaš džokera.

06:56Neću.

06:57Ja sam jeko majkica jebića i...

06:59Nije.

07:00Je.

07:01Je.

07:02100%.

07:03Ne treba mi nikakje.

07:05Pa imaš džokera.

07:06Ma neću.

07:07Ma neću.

07:08Neću tebe privoči ja, mene neću.

07:11Ma molim te čekaj.

07:12Majmune, majmune i gotovo, bez zuba.

07:14Ma samo reći.

07:16Ma neću.

07:17Ma reci, halo, majdžokera.

07:18Neću.

07:19Ha?

07:20Neću.

07:21Ajde, gospodine, reci te mi, halo.

07:22Ja sam jekoj...

07:23Halo.

07:23Majkica jebići bog.

07:26Halo.

07:27Metin ti ga malo.

07:30Metin ti ga malo.

07:32On će sad i ovo uklav, majmune i gotovi.

07:35Kvijete.

07:36Kvijete.

07:37Reci te halo da se ja...

07:38Neću.

07:39Reci ti.

07:40Gledate i veli.

07:42Neću.

07:42Reci da.

07:43Reci te halo, gospodine.

07:44Halo.

07:45Metin ti ga malo.

07:49Halo.

07:50Metin ti ga malo.

07:51Metin ti ga malo.

07:54Halo.

07:55Metin ti ga malo.

07:56Halo.

07:57Metin ti ga malo.

07:58Ja malo, a ti samo stavioš to malo, nemaš puno, a?

08:00Metin ti ga malo.

08:02Metin ti ga malo.

08:02Ja.

08:02Daj, daj reci janare, halo, čoveči.

08:05Halo.

08:06Metin ti ga malo.

08:12Halo.

08:17Metin ti ga malo.

08:25Halo però teiste je mi veeno, hallo?

08:26Meence ti ga malo.

08:28Halo.

08:29Jaj.

08:30Meti ti ga malo.

08:30Da, izolite.

08:31Meti te ga malo.

08:33Meti ti sebi u zobe.

08:37Halo.

08:39Halo.

08:39horses tega malo.

08:41Put yourself in the mouth, so you can push him.

08:45Hello?

08:46No, I'm sorry.

08:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

08:52I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

08:54I'm sorry.

08:55If you don't know.

08:56Hello?

08:57Hello?

08:58Put yourself in the ring.

08:59He's under the ring number 1, or the A.

09:01The only thing is the mother of a bitch.

09:04Who is the mother of a bitch, God?

09:06The one who killed you.

09:08Yeah, it's like the hell.

09:08And you know who your mother's bitch?

09:12Hello?

09:14Hello?

09:15Get up, try it.

09:25I'm sorry.

09:27Can we go to the house or a place or nothing?

09:29There's no鬼.

09:29Just let them out.

09:30You had to stop.

09:31No, no, no.

09:31Yes, it was so good.

09:33Remember that?

09:34Yes, it was a whole lot.

09:36But we did not stop.

09:36Yes, it was so good.

09:36Yes, of course.

09:37It was a matter of...

09:37There is no sense.

09:38Is that right?

09:39Look, it's not like he has a little...

09:46You're kidding me, I don't know how to speak this word.

09:50Who is it?

09:52Mother Jebić, he was the guest.

09:56If we go to...

09:58What do you say in Croatian?

10:02Mother Jebić is not just Markisa Rebić.

10:05Is it A or B?

10:06A.

10:07Where am I going?

10:08I'm going to take you.

10:10I'm going to take you.

10:19I'm going to take you.

10:21You've acquired Atlas.

10:23Please give him a hand.

10:27Why are you laughing?

10:29Thank you to the public and...

10:37Wait, the F.

10:42If You'reивается Star Crabbia?

10:49Okay, not.

10:50Some Tsk anymore.

10:54Let me start to stop it!

10:54I don't care about you!

10:55Please face it, thank you.

10:58Once again, we're out of this, then you'll take it.

11:02No, I didn't.

11:05Let's finish the friend's case.

11:07No, but the friend's case is Laki and Jaran.

11:14And these three...

11:15And how does the uniform have our owner?

11:20What do you think about this?

11:22What does it have in the uniform?

11:24What is it in the studio?

11:27How does it have in the studio?

11:28Stanko is the most weak.

11:32And Stanko is the most weak.

11:33You see, they would get angry.

11:36Normal.

11:38Normal.

11:39Normal.

11:42I've seen a quiz that wants to be a million.

11:46It's nothing according to our quiz.

11:50What's the name of Filipovc?

11:53No.

11:54No, I...

11:55No.

11:57It's a human.

11:58It's not like a young man.

12:01It's the main thing for the crew,

12:06it's not includes the beatENDRE 이야기.

12:09So the one, his wife,

12:11this is not gonna be noAH.

12:13We are circling against the iPad.

12:14We are dunking against the couple of the actors.

12:14Why do you think the man was dunking against the car?

12:17No.

12:18That's the problem?

12:20No.

12:20Don't give me a question.

12:22You should see it and take it.

12:24You didn't take it and try it and it didn't.

12:28You didn't take it and try it.

12:29You don't.

12:29We are not national.

12:32I'm sorry for the great Hrvatsians, great Srps, great Muslimans.

12:35Be a man.

12:37Just like a joke, I'll be a little bit.

12:39I'm not a Taliban guy.

12:40I'm not a Taliban guy.

12:43If you want to eat this, this is the Prymojka, from Prymojka.

12:56This is Prymojka?

12:57Yes, yes.

13:00Hello, Jaran, Matijjević.

13:01Please.

13:03Good day.

13:04Good day.

13:05Thank you so much.

13:06Thank you so much.

13:09I just wanted to ask you why the managerial agreement is over.

13:14Who?

13:15The managerial agreement.

13:17I don't know who the managerial agreement is.

13:19You signed it in Osijek, 19.03.2005.

13:24And now you signed it over.

13:25What about you, please?

13:29I hear it.

13:30You signed it.

13:32You signed it, you signed it.

13:33You signed it, you signed it to me, you signed it.

13:36I didn't have any chance.

13:38I didn't signed it.

13:41I have no chance I signed it.

13:44You signed it.

13:44I will sign it.

13:45I will sign it in the court.

13:46I will sign it.

13:47Just send it to me.

13:52I am not sure what you are doing.

13:59Mr. Tomislav Beck.

14:01Who is that?

14:03I'm from Osijek, I don't want to name the company, but you...

14:07Never!

14:09I've never been in Osijek in Osijek, I've been on a trip.

14:14What's wrong with you?

14:16You've been on a trip!

14:21You've been on a trip!

14:22I've been on a trip!

14:24What's wrong with you?

14:26You've been on a trip!

14:29You've been on a trip!

14:30You've been on a trip!

14:31I've been on a trip!

14:34He's not on a trip!

14:36Yes!

14:37Just tell me to tell him!

14:40And what would you say now?

14:43Nothing!

14:44I wouldn't say that you would have been on a trip or anything else!

14:49I've been on a trip!

14:50You've got to give me!

14:50No, you've got to pay for money!

14:54You've got to pay for it!

14:55If you are Zagorac, then you should go.

14:58No, I'm not Zagorac, I'm Slavonac.

15:01But I'm a little bit on your own.

15:03I don't want to be Zagorac.

15:05Let Zagorac go.

15:07I'm sorry to everyone.

15:09I'm Jebić.

15:10Who?

15:12Jebić.

15:14I want to remind you.

15:17Majkica Jebić.

15:18I don't know my name.

15:20Majkica Jebić.

15:22Yes.

15:22Yes, yes.

15:24And how are we going to be?

15:26He is.

15:29He is, but you don't.

15:30Brother, who is with this candidate?

15:33He's not a problem.

15:34You can't ask him any question.

15:36Who?

15:36This candidate, what is he called?

15:39I can ask him, but who will you start?

15:41Let's go and ask him.

15:42Just ask him and ask him.

15:44He's a very important person.

15:46Mr. Nader,

15:48First of all,

15:50I'm a friend and a sympathizer of your side.

15:53I'm going to ask him to ask him.

15:57After the new mandate,

15:59and when we go to Europe,

16:01do you want to do it again?

16:04Do you want to do it again?

16:12Do you want to do it again?

16:15Yes.

16:16Yes.

16:17Let me tell you,

16:18Mr. Premier of the Hrvatskine vlade,

16:21do you have any chance

16:22to make a coalition?

16:26I asked him when the campaign was

16:29three years ago.

16:32You said that there was no chance.

16:33In the USA,

16:37I found a coalition,

16:40you and Mrs. Račan.

16:42A statement,

16:43and a secret pact,

16:45I was eventually wybred by the president.

16:48and Mrs. Račan are going to be the president of Hrvatskine vlade.

16:50I was the president of Hrvatskine.

16:50And you will be the president of Hrvatske

16:50when you are wrong.

16:54What about you?

16:55We have a complete answer,

16:55we don't listen to it.

16:56We don't listen to it.

16:58Only I speak for it.

16:59Brother Sp.

17:00You are gay.

17:01Hey,

17:01You can tell me.

17:04Okay, I thought about it, because you are young people like me, and I think that is our time, after

17:1350 years, who have passed 6 banks, it should be 5 or 7 banks.

17:16But where are you from?

17:19Okay, I thought about it, it is our time.

17:22The young man is young, nice and high, he has all his fingers, he is good, he is good, he

17:28is good, he is good, he is smart, he speaks in language.

17:31Why is he the premier of Hrvatska?

17:35Why is he the premier of Hrvatska?

17:37Yes, they do not do it, they do not accept such a dangerous place in the memory of good people.

17:43But he has come to help Hrvatska, there is a person who is 1,92 meters high, there is a

17:52person who speaks 5 languages, not someone who speaks French or Italian languages, he knows all the languages.

17:57Even the the premier of Hrvatska is the president of Hrvatska, I don't know the president of Hrvatska.

18:03The premier of Hrvatska is the president of Hrvatska.

18:23I have to say that I and Romic are proud of him and that we will be able to support

18:29him.

18:29Okay, let's hear what other candidates think about this.

18:33What do you think about this?

18:36What about this?

18:38This is what I've said with Nadar.

18:42He has to be together.

18:45What do you think?

18:48What do you think about this?

18:49He has to be with Račanom.

18:52I don't ask that after the coup is falling.

18:54Maybe you can even ask yourself to be under your head.

18:58Why not?

18:59I don't think he left the war in Europe without us.

19:01We will not see his face when he comes to the war.

19:06Do you think you want to be president?

19:09Do you think that after the president wants to be president?

19:13Do you think he will be the same?

19:15If he is not, we will be able to hang out.

19:19Okay, thank you, Mr. Senadira, there is one candidate who will be elected to protest the United States. I think

19:27it is clear to you, Mr. Milan Bandic. God, we will be clear between them.

19:33What do you think about Milan Bandic?

19:36If Milan Bandic will be elected, then he will not be elected.

19:42This is clear, we will make it clear.

19:47Mr. Senadira, have you left?

19:48You don't have to vote.

19:49You don't have to vote.

19:53Don't have a question, what do you think about Bandic?

19:59What do you think about Milan Bandic?

20:02What do you think about the band?

20:06I am a man of the name of the Republike Pešenici, Milan Bandić. Do you have any questions about him?

20:12Cmevaj povrdić. Cmevaj povrdić. Cmevaj povrdić.

20:18Cmevaj povrdić.

20:19What are you saying?

20:22It's all the time.

20:24I was saying that Mr. Milan Bandić is a very big and a great work,

20:28and that he is a great worker, and he is working for the Zagreb,

20:30but he has a great worker around himself,

20:32some people who come out of his head,

20:34like some of the previous people who come out of his head,

20:37and some people who come out of his head.

20:39That Milan is working here, he is working on himself,

20:41that the people around him are really shminkers,

20:45and so on.

20:46But I know that for a long time.

20:50I know...

20:51Okay?

20:53Yes, yes, yes.

20:55Yes, they said that there are a lot of people around Milan,

20:58who do not work,

21:00and they are more than they have paid.

21:02And they said that Milan is good,

21:04and they made a partnership,

21:05and they made a partnership in Zagreb,

21:06and I think that they have a good relationship with Milan Bandić.

21:14Jarene, Kretenu, where are you?

21:15Why am I remembering you?

21:17No.

21:19Please, please.

21:20Please.

21:21What?

21:22Because,

21:23let me say when I'm a Kreten,

21:26because of which I am a Kreten.

21:28Hey, I'm a Kreten.

21:32Your idea is...

21:33Your idea...

21:34because of which I am a Kreten.

21:37How about you?

21:38And how are you?

21:39Well, I am for you Alia Dillon.

21:46How are you talking about?

21:48Alia.

21:49Alia Dillon?

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21:53see what you look

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