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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.

Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".

Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.

Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:

Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice

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00:01You had a little bit of a pain, but it's not important.
00:06Yes, yes, it's not.
00:10I can't speak until you don't finish.
00:14Thank you, Lord.
00:19As I said, it's a bit of a soul.
00:22Someone was a soul, someone was a soul.
00:28I don't want to drink water.
00:33It's normal water from the image.
00:37I'll drink water.
00:39I'll drink water.
00:40What's that?
00:44Yes, yes, yes.
00:46I'll ask you to ask.
00:47Please, let's start.
00:50This is a natural discussion.
00:52We've received a lot of questions.
00:56Do you have a question?
00:57Yes, yes.
00:58We're starting a quiz.
01:02Do you have a question?
01:06Yes.
01:07Do you have a question?
01:08You can't answer it.
01:09No, no.
01:10No, no, no.
01:14First question is,
01:16I'm sorry.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:17Do you have a doctor?
01:19Do you know everything?
01:21Yes.
01:22Do you know everything?
01:23Yes, I'm sorry.
01:24What was the time of the Oktoberfest revolution?
01:27A, in April, B, in April, C, in April, D, in April?
01:47Do you know everything,
01:52and see everything there is?
01:55No, no.
01:56No, no, no.
01:56Do you know everything?
01:57Yes.
02:01ROPEFLY
02:01Yes.
02:04Do you know everything?
02:05You can do nothing.
02:08I don't know, it's just a question, but it's not just a question.
02:13Do you think about it?
02:17Do you see?
02:22No, I don't know, I don't know.
02:28I don't know.
02:29I don't know what to do.
02:45Hello?
02:48Hello?
02:56Just a little while we wake up your friend, who will help you.
03:00People sleep.
03:01Hello?
03:05No one is no one.
03:07When you wake up your friend,
03:14maybe your friend should go to calendar,
03:16where is your friend?
03:18Hello?
03:20Hello?
03:28Hello?
03:31Hello?
03:34Hello?
03:35Let's try to read a story for friends who will help you.
03:40In which month?
03:41In which month?
03:44In which month?
03:46In October, April, April, April or April?
03:53Hello?
03:54Do you want to help me?
03:55Hello?
03:56Hello?
03:56Good evening, can you help me?
03:59I'm sure I'm in the mail.
04:02What's the mail?
04:03How much mail?
04:05I didn't tell you I said it.
04:05He said it.
04:07Good evening.
04:07I didn't tell you about it.
04:10I didn't say it.
04:11Now everything is all right.
04:12Hello?
04:14Kretjena, usually.
04:18I didn't say to you, but...
04:21Good, good.
04:22Hello?
04:25Hello?
04:28Good evening, can I help you?
04:31I can help you.
04:33How can I help you?
04:38That's it.
04:39I am getting there in October.
04:44There is no October.
04:46There is no October, sir.
04:48No October.
04:49Do you know which month, October?
04:51Do you know either?
04:52Which month, maybe?
04:54Well, you have to know quite well.
04:57You are going to know...
04:58What's going to say, cosmo?
04:59Normal?
05:05I don't know, but I don't want to help you, Mr. Jarad.
05:14I don't know.
05:15I don't know.
05:17I don't know, but I don't know where the automation was.
05:26I don't know.
05:27I don't know, but I don't know.
05:29I don't know, but I don't know.
05:32I don't know.
05:35Here's my friend on the phone.
05:37Hello.
05:38Hello, good evening, Jarad.
05:39Good evening.
05:41So, my friend, I would help you, but I'm not sure that everyone will know.
05:46Yes.
05:48The October Revolution was in November.
05:51But when the question is set up, then the answer is October.
05:58October is October.
06:01October is October.
06:01But October...
06:01They wanted to play with the calendar.
06:04When you look at the calendar, it's a little help.
06:09Okay?
06:10I don't know.
06:15Sorry.
06:16I don't know.
06:19Hello?
06:23Hello.
06:24Hello?
06:26Hello?
06:26Can you help me, sir?
06:29Yes, of course.
06:30Yes, of course.
06:34The question is under A.
06:41The list is falling.
06:43The list is falling.
06:44The list is falling.
06:49Let's do half and half.
06:56I pray half and half, Mr. Jarana.
07:03There is no half and half.
07:05There is no half and half.
07:06There is no half and half.
07:09There is no half and half.
07:10There is no half and half.
07:15My final answer is the list.
07:19Do you accept the answer?
07:21I promise.
07:24I am not sure.
07:26You are fine.
07:28Thank you, O.
07:30Thank you, O.
07:31Thank you, O.
07:33My pleasure.
07:36You
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