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00:14If you want to know more about Mary-Kate and Ashley, be sure to join the twins' very own fan
00:19club, Mary-Kate and Ashley's Fun Club.
00:22As a registered member of the Fun Club, you'll receive a copy of our Funzine, an autographed color photo of
00:30the twins, a personal membership card, a full-size color poster, a Fun Club school folder, the official Fun Club
00:40collectibles catalog, a carrying case, and much, much more.
00:44To join the Fun Club, send check or money order for $17 to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Fun Club, 859
00:53Hollywood Way, Suite 275, Burbank, California, zip code 91505.
00:59Don't miss these fantastic home video hits from Mary-Kate and Ashley.
01:04The case of Thorn Mansion.
01:06The case of the Logical Eye Ranch.
01:09The case of the SeaWorld Adventure.
01:11The case of the Mystery Cruise.
01:14And Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, our first video, are all available at stores everywhere.
01:21And check out these awesome albums from your favorite twins.
01:25Brother for Sale.
01:26I am the Cute One.
01:28And Give Us a Mystery.
01:30Are available on CD or cassette.
01:33Call Sail with the Stars at 818-999-3696 to see how you and your family can join Mary-Kate
01:42and Ashley on their next Caribbean cruise.
01:45Now sit back, relax, and enjoy this exciting video from Mary-Kate and Ashley.
02:20I'm Mary-Kate.
02:21I'm Mary-Kate.
02:22And I'm Ashley.
02:23Don't adjust your TV set.
02:24You're not seeing devil. Ashley and I are twins. We have the same color hair, the same colored eyes, and
02:33the same adorable nose. Oh boy. We look alike, but there's an easy way to tell us apart. Oh yeah?
02:41How? Simple. I am the cute one. No way.
02:45Yes, I am the cute one. But people say I'm the cute one. Only when they think you're me. Why
02:53don't you guys watch this video? Then you can see who's really the cute one.
03:09I am the cute one. It's obvious. There's no comparing the two of us. I'm not to blame the facts
03:22I blame. I've got the looks. I've got the brains and I am the cute one.
03:28She's just my sister. I am the cute one. Everyone knows. I've got the profile. She's got the nose. She
03:45is the older. I am the younger. So after all, is it any wonder? I am the cute one. She's
03:54just my sister.
03:54People say we're the cute one.
03:57People say we're two-piece in a pod. And then we look like each other. There's something that they forgot.
04:06I am the cute one. She's just my sister.
04:23I'm not to blame the facts I blame. I've got the looks. I've got the brain. And I am the
04:29cute one. She's just my sister.
04:33People say we're two-piece in a pod. And then we look like each other. There's something that they forgot.
04:45We're not the same. We're not the same. Whatever you say. I love her. And she's okay. But I am
04:51the cute one.
04:53She's just my sister. You wish. I am the cute one. She's just my sister. Uncle. I am the cute
05:03one.
05:04She's just my sister. I'm sorry. I am the cute one. She's just my sister.
05:17Mary Kate. Ashley. Don't bounce on the bed.
05:22Oops. Can't bounce on a bed.
05:26Girls. Don't make a miss.
05:28Can't make a mess.
05:31Don't forget to eat all your vegetables.
05:34Yeah. Can't forget to eat vegetables.
05:38You know, it's tough being a kid.
05:41Yeah, grown-ups are always telling us what to do.
05:44I can't wait till I get bigger.
05:47I can't wait until I'm a grown-up.
05:49I can't wait until I'm...
05:52President.
05:53Yeah, president.
05:56Nobody tells a president what to do.
06:02Someday, I'd like to be president.
06:07It's a job that's caught my eye.
06:13I know I'd enjoy being president.
06:18And here's the reason why.
06:26No one tells a president how to dress.
06:31No one bugs him if his Oval Office is a mess.
06:36No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
06:40And if anybody tried to, you can bet they'd soon be gone.
06:45Bye-bye.
06:46No one tells a president not to slouch.
06:51No one says, don't put your feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch.
06:56No one tells him, company's here.
06:59Use your fork and spoon.
07:01Unless they want to be the next ambassador to the moon.
07:07No one tells a president.
07:09No one tells a president.
07:12No one tells a president what to do.
07:16No one tells a president not to run.
07:21No one says, there's no dessert until that speech is done.
07:26No one says, the press is coming.
07:29See behind your ears.
07:31Unless they want to have a time out for the next four years.
07:37No one tells a president.
07:39No one tells a president.
07:41Yes, no one tells a president what to do.
07:48She'll change all the rules.
07:51The kids will run the schools.
07:53She'll be on the side of girls and boys.
07:58She'll fix all the laws.
08:01She'll be like Santa Claus.
08:03And your cabinet will overflow with toys.
08:08No one tells a president how to speak.
08:12No one says, you can't be on TV for one whole week.
08:17So when I had enough of time to eat and where have you been?
08:22I'm heading down to Washington to get myself sworn in.
08:26Because no one tells a president, no one tells a president what to do.
08:36No one tells a president, no one tells a president what to do.
08:55See you on election day.
09:13We love getting all your letters, and we try to answer as many as we can.
09:18Read one, Ashley.
09:20Dear Mary-Kate and Ashley, I love watching you on TV.
09:24Uh-oh, is this another marriage proposal?
09:27Relax.
09:28I don't want to get married until I'm 10 years old.
09:31Don't worry.
09:32This person just wants to know about her brother and sister.
09:36Our youngest sister is really cool, and our older brother is very funny.
09:42But one time, we played a joke on him.
09:45Watch this.
09:56Well, we think this world is a real nice place, but we think that it's a crime.
10:01That we should have an older brother who picks on us all the time.
10:07So next time he's sleeping in his room, we're going to sneak in and tie him.
10:13Then we'll take him out into the street and see if someone will buy him.
10:18Brother for sale, only fifty cents.
10:25Brother for sale, he's not a big expense.
10:30You can hug him, you can bug him, you could buy all rent.
10:35Brother for sale, only fifty cents.
11:01Brother for sale, twenty-five cents.
11:09Brother for sale, only twenty-five cents.
11:14You can hug him, you can bug him, you could buy all rent.
11:20Brother for sale, twenty-five cents.
11:25If mom knew we were selling him, we would really get it.
11:31Buy him now, don't pay till June, on a move credit.
11:36Buy him now and we'll tell you, what we will do mister.
11:42Even thrown to the wheel, our little baby sister.
11:47Brother for sale, only ten cents.
11:53Brother for sale, he's not a big expense.
11:58You can hug him, you can bug him, you could buy all rent.
12:04Brother for sale, only ten cents.
12:10He will always pick you up, when you take a ball.
12:15And he's good at showing you, how to catch a ball.
12:20He always tells these funny jokes, and does this crazy dance.
12:26Oh wait, he sounds like a pretty nice guy.
12:30Let's give him one more chance.
12:34Our brother's not for sale, not for any price.
12:41Our brother's not for sale, because he will suffice.
12:46We like to hug him, we like to bug him.
12:49And he's really rather nice.
12:52Our brother's not for sale, not for any price.
13:02I think we should give our brother a great big kiss.
13:07Me too, let's go find him.
13:24We didn't really sell our brother.
13:27It was only make believe.
13:29We pretend to do a lot of things.
13:31Sometimes we make up stories.
13:34Sometimes we make up games.
13:36We even make up our own words.
13:38And some of them are pretty weird.
13:41As you'll see in this video.
13:43It's called, One Buffalo, Two Buffaloes.
13:53A goose and a goose make two geeks.
13:56A moose and a moose make two meat.
13:58A mouse and a mouse make two mice.
14:01A grouse and a grouse make rice.
14:04Grease.
14:05One buffalo, two buffaloes.
14:08Sounds good, give it a try.
14:10It may be wrong, it still might fly.
14:13One buffalo, two buffaloes.
14:17I don't think so.
14:20An ox and an ox make oxen.
14:23A fox and a fox make foxen.
14:26A cow and a cow make cattle.
14:28A sow and a sow make sattle.
14:30Seattle?
14:31Seattle?
14:32One kangaroo, two kangari.
14:35Works for me, give it a try.
14:38Maybe you're wrong, it still might fly.
14:40One kangaroo, two kangari.
14:45A whole bunch of crickets make a racket.
14:48A whole pack of jackals make a jacket.
14:51Bucks make a bucket.
14:52Ducks make a ducat.
14:53A whole bunch of ducats make a quacket.
14:56Why not?
14:58A pooch and a pooch make.
15:00Two peach.
15:01A leech and a leech make.
15:03Two looch.
15:04A roach and a roach make.
15:05Two preach.
15:06A priest and a priest make.
15:08What?
15:09Preach?
15:09One caribou, two caribou.
15:13One caribou.
15:13I love it.
15:14Give it a try.
15:15Maybe you're wrong, it still might fly.
15:18One caribou.
15:20Two caribou.
15:23Twelve inch worms make a foot worm.
15:26It's one long skinny shaped worm.
15:29Two foot worms make a feed worm.
15:32That you measure with a tape worm.
15:37A gnu and a gnu make.
15:39Two gnu.
15:40A shrew and a shrew make.
15:42Two shrew.
15:43A pair of canaries.
15:45How sweet.
15:46That's called a parakeet.
15:49One caca, two.
15:51Two caca, four.
15:52Why don't you make up some more?
15:54Add in your nest.
15:56Oh, what a snore.
15:58One caca, two.
15:59Two caca, four.
16:02One buffalo.
16:04Two buffalo.
16:05One caribou.
16:07Two caribai.
16:08One kangaroo.
16:09Two kangari.
16:11One buffalo.
16:12Two buffalo.
16:16Mary Kate.
16:17What's a whole lot of baby tooth?
16:19Baby tooth.
16:20Okay.
16:21What's a whole lot of baby tooth?
16:23Baby tooth.
16:25A lot of hippos.
16:27Hippies.
16:33What do you call two little twins?
16:36Twinkies?
16:40We're twins.
16:41But we're really very different.
16:44When I grow up, I want to be a ballet dancer.
16:47And when I grow up, I want to be an animal trainer.
16:50I like the color blue.
16:52And I like red.
16:54We have a song about being twins.
16:57And being different.
17:02Hello.
17:03We're twins.
17:05We're twins.
17:06Yes, sir.
17:07I am me.
17:08She is she.
17:09Except when I pretend I'm her.
17:11And when we switch, you can tell which is which.
17:15You don't know who you're talking to.
17:17Cause we're identical.
17:18Identical.
17:19Identical.
17:20Identical.
17:20Identical twins.
17:21We look.
17:22A lot.
17:23Alike.
17:25But we.
17:26Are not.
17:27Alike.
17:29I'm loud.
17:31I'm quiet.
17:32She's serious.
17:33She's right.
17:34We're totally, totally different.
17:36Different.
17:36Identical twins.
17:41We read different stories.
17:44We watch different shows.
17:46In our slightly different colored hair.
17:48We wear different bows.
17:50We dance to different music.
17:52We laugh at different jokes.
17:55Gosh, gosh.
17:56It's like we're two different folks.
17:58Though we.
17:59Up here.
18:01Alike.
18:02We're nowhere near.
18:05Alike.
18:07She's sweet.
18:08She's saucy.
18:09What's that mean?
18:10You're bossy.
18:11Said you.
18:12It's true.
18:13It's not.
18:14It's true.
18:15We're totally, totally.
18:17Different.
18:17Different.
18:18Identical twins.
18:19I am not a Xerox.
18:22I am not a clone.
18:23A duplicate.
18:25A copycat.
18:26A second scoop.
18:27Our guys can come.
18:29Friends.
18:31Pals.
18:32Partners.
18:34But we're marching.
18:36Two different drums.
18:40We look.
18:42A lot.
18:43Alike.
18:49Two.
18:50Two.
18:51Totally.
18:52Totally.
18:52Totally.
18:52Totally.
18:53Opposite.
18:53Totally.
18:53Opposite.
18:54Totally.
18:54Totally.
18:55Different.
18:56Identical twins.
18:58Kirby Puckett are back.
18:59There's strike two and strike three.
19:01Nobody can beat this twin bill.
19:03And the scoreboard tells a story, Mr. Puckett.
19:05You're out of there.
19:07Tough luck, Buck.
19:09Here's a close play at third.
19:11And it's a split decision.
19:13Willie Banks looks for the sign from Brian Harper.
19:15What's this?
19:16He wants a pitch on both sides of the plate?
19:18There's the reason.
19:20Double trouble for any pitcher.
19:21Try the split finger fastball, Willie.
19:23Mary-Kate fires one at Kirby.
19:25Puckett pops it up.
19:26And Ashley Olsen is under it.
19:28And so is Kent Burbank.
19:30Ashley's there to pluck it from Puckett.
19:33Brian Harper takes the throw.
19:35Oh, what a move by the twins.
19:37And they score two runs.
19:38Better phone Cooper's down and reserve two spaces.
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20:03lead them okay you think mom like a first video I sure hope so let's sing
20:10her a special song mom this one's just for you and for all the other moms
20:17watching moms are special people they hug you all the time they help you do a
20:27lot of things you might be scared to try they take us to the playground the
20:37movies and the zoo mom we're really lucky cuz we've got you when we get in
20:50trouble as little angels can we know we're gonna get that look from our
21:01biggest fan she lets us know we messed up and sometimes she gets mad
21:09but even then she's still the best mom two kids ever had
21:17oh mother we need you every day we think we'll keep you oh mother we love you even more than
21:31songs can say
21:32you're funny and you're smart you finish what you start if we could we'd elect you president of the mothers
21:48no matter where we go we hope it always shows
21:58you're the very best
22:00you're the very best mom you know
22:03oh mother we need you every day we think we'll keep you oh mother we love you even more than
22:17songs can say
22:18you're the very best specialist person in the world
22:32what are you doing making our favorite snack
22:38you think you made enough you can never have enough peanut butter
22:47peanut butter
22:49there's food going around that's a sticky sticky goo
22:52peanut butter
22:55sounds really good
22:58but I still wanna chew
23:00peanut butter
23:05all my fans tell me that they dig it the most
23:08peanut butter
23:12Early in the morning when they spread it on toes
23:16Peanut, peanut butter
23:19I like peanut butter
23:23Creamy peanut butter
23:25Chunky peanut butter too
23:28Peanut, peanut butter
23:31Open up your jar now
23:33Peanut, peanut butter
23:35Spread it on your cracker
23:37Peanut, peanut butter
23:39Scarf now
23:41Peanut, peanut butter
23:44I like peanut butter
23:47Creamy peanut butter
23:49Chunky peanut butter too
23:52My grandma called while I was having a snack
23:56Peanut, peanut butter
24:00Hello
24:00My tongue got stuck so I couldn't talk back
24:05Peanut, peanut butter
24:08Hello
24:08Smell off of pool, bah, wah
24:11Was all I could say
24:12Full of peanut, peanut butter
24:16That's perfectly clear, you sound lovely this way
24:21Peanut, peanut butter
24:24She likes peanut butter
24:27Creamy peanut butter
24:29Chunky peanut butter too
24:37One, four, one, two, three, let's go
24:41Peanut, peanut butter
24:44Yum, yum
24:45Peanut, peanut butter
24:48Welcome, let's go
24:49Peanut, peanut butter
24:52So is them for me
24:53Peanut, peanut butter
24:56Peanut butter pizza
24:59Peanut butter tacos
25:01Peanut butter and bouillon
25:03Peanut, peanut butter
25:08Peanut, peanut butter
25:13Peanut, peanut butter
25:16Peanut, peanut butter
25:20Bumps of peanut butter
25:23Bumps of peanut butter
25:25Bumps of peanut butter
25:27Bumps of peanut butter
25:29I like peanut butter, creaming peanut butter, chunky peanut butter, too.
25:42Oh no, oh no!
25:46Well, that wraps up our first video.
25:49We had a lot of fun making the videos.
25:52And we hope you like them.
25:54Hey Ashley, what's that?
25:56It's a remote control.
25:58Do you know how to use it?
26:00No.
26:01Well, press some buttons.
26:08Awesome!
26:09Try it again.
26:13Wait till it showed the kids at school.
26:16Yeah!
26:21Oops, I dropped the remote control.
26:24Now you've done it.
26:25Well, it should be around here somewhere.
26:30Don't tell me that you squished the remote control.
26:33I squished the remote control.
26:36I told you not to tell me.
26:39Bye.
26:41Bye.
26:46Bye.
26:58Bye.
26:58Bye-bye.
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