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00:00:11Mary Kate and Ashley are Sam and Emma Stanton.
00:00:14They're twin sisters, but they couldn't be more different.
00:00:17When it comes to sports, Sam breaks records.
00:00:20Emma breaks her nails.
00:00:22Oh, I am so sorry.
00:00:24When their dad's soccer team goes co-ed,
00:00:26guess who's his first round pick?
00:00:28The Hurricanes choose...
00:00:30Guess again.
00:00:31Emma Stanton.
00:00:34Let's face it, I stink.
00:00:36Time out.
00:00:37I bet we could still pull off the great sister swap.
00:00:40You guys want to trade places?
00:00:41It's going to take some fancy footwork to keep their switch a secret.
00:00:45It's comedy with a kick.
00:00:47Look, major grass stains.
00:00:49Mary Kate and Ashley's all-new movie, Switch and Go.
00:00:52Now available on video.
00:00:54Perfect.
00:01:03The dog is a big responsibility.
00:01:05He's not a baby.
00:01:06He keeps the dog.
00:01:08Okay?
00:01:09Willie Morris' classic tale comes to life.
00:01:14The true story of a remarkable dog.
00:01:17Go get him, Skid.
00:01:18Get that kid.
00:01:19That could change the lives of everyone around him.
00:01:22We won, Skid.
00:01:23We scored a touchdown.
00:01:24Hey, look at that dog.
00:01:25From Warner Brothers Family Entertainment,
00:01:28My Dog Skip.
00:01:34Mary Kate and Ashley are everywhere.
00:01:36From Hawaii to the ski slopes in Vail, Colorado.
00:01:39New York City to the great outdoors.
00:01:41Let's go exploring.
00:01:42Great idea.
00:01:43Don't miss out on any of the fun.
00:01:45If you like to sing and dance and have a great time,
00:01:48join in Mary Kate and Ashley's You're Invited videos.
00:01:51Ready to have some fun?
00:01:52Yeah!
00:01:53If mystery solving is for you,
00:01:55check out the Trenchcoat Twins
00:01:56in the Adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley video series.
00:01:59Okay, Cleo, do you recognize any of these suspects?
00:02:02Plus, be a part of all the excitement.
00:02:04Wow.
00:02:05With these awesome new movies.
00:02:07Cool to the map.
00:02:08Don't miss out.
00:02:10Collect all of Mary Kate and Ashley's movies today.
00:02:13You're invited to Mary Kate and Ashley's videos
00:02:15and the adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley.
00:02:18Now triple your fun with these three new videos.
00:02:21You're invited to Mary Kate and Ashley's school dance party,
00:02:25the amazing adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley,
00:02:28and you're invited to Mary Kate and Ashley's greatest parties.
00:02:31It's all the best of Mary Kate and Ashley.
00:02:34Perfect.
00:02:34Yes, yes.
00:02:35From Dual Star Entertainment Group,
00:02:37distributed by Warner Home Video.
00:02:42Mary Kate, it's time to get ready for the party.
00:02:44Wait a minute.
00:02:45I'm reading this great book.
00:02:48Mary Kate, come downstairs.
00:02:50Your pizza's getting cold.
00:02:51Just let me finish this chapter.
00:02:54Mary Kate, Brad Pitt's on the phone for you.
00:02:57Tell him I'll call him back.
00:02:58I just have to find out what happens next.
00:03:02Mary Kate, I'm almost gonna be here any minute.
00:03:04You have to get ready for the Oscars.
00:03:05Okay, okay, I'm almost done.
00:03:09Looking for a good read?
00:03:10Check out Mary Kate and Ashley's own book series,
00:03:13Two of a Kind.
00:03:14And don't forget the new adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley,
00:03:16exciting mysteries starring the dynamic detectives.
00:03:19Check out these special books,
00:03:21The Passport to Paris Scrapbook and Switching Goals,
00:03:23and spend every day with Mary Kate and Ashley
00:03:25and their 2001 Wall Calendar.
00:03:27Mary Kate and Ashley books.
00:03:28Books you can't put down, whatever the occasion.
00:03:30Okay, Ashley, I'm all ready for the Oscars.
00:03:32Let's go.
00:03:34I can't right now.
00:03:35I'm reading.
00:03:37Suicide.
00:03:42Mary Kate and Ashley, get a clue for Game Boy Color.
00:03:45Features all new, exciting cases filled with suspense, mystery, and thrills.
00:03:50We'll solve any crime by dinner time.
00:03:53Rated Eve.
00:03:55See you soon.
00:04:24She turns and twirls all day.
00:04:26Now we're getting in our PJs for Sleepover.
00:04:30Cause it's party time.
00:04:31Did we hear Sleepover?
00:04:33Cool fun with Mary-Kate and Ashley.
00:04:35Mary-Kate and Ashley dolls come with three outfits and lots of stuff.
00:04:38Each sold separately.
00:04:46Want to know a secret?
00:04:48Join Mary-Kate and Ashley's fun club.
00:04:50Get a behind-the-scenes look at Mary-Kate and Ashley
00:04:53and get great stuff.
00:04:56Photos.
00:04:58Posters.
00:04:59Surprise gifts.
00:05:01And their funsie.
00:05:03Ask your parents and have them call 888-808-CLUB
00:05:07or send your payment to
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00:05:10859 Hollywood Way
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00:05:13Burbank, California
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00:05:17Rock around the Christmas tree
00:05:19with Mary-Kate and Ashley
00:05:20and their all-new Christmas CD.
00:05:22Get Mary-Kate and Ashley's new CD
00:05:24Cool Yule
00:05:25and have the best Christmas party ever.
00:05:27You can sing along with Mary-Kate and Ashley
00:05:30and their friends
00:05:31to all-new recordings of your Christmas favorites
00:05:33including
00:05:34Santa Claus is Coming to Town,
00:05:36White Christmas,
00:05:37Silent Night,
00:05:37and many others.
00:05:38Mary-Kate and Ashley's Cool Yule.
00:05:41The coolest gift of all.
00:05:42Santa!
00:05:43Available on CD and cassette
00:05:44wherever music is sold.
00:05:49The coolest gift of all.
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00:06:36$100
00:06:51Hey Jack, hey Jill
00:06:53Oh, it feels like we're going uphill
00:06:55On this Monday morning
00:06:59So much to get through
00:07:01You're catching up with me
00:07:02I'm catching up with you
00:07:03Before the first night's warning
00:07:07What did you do on Friday night?
00:07:09Did you talk to me on the phone last night?
00:07:16Monday morning
00:07:20I feel so good
00:07:21I'm the cutest guy in my neighborhood
00:07:23Isn't that exciting?
00:07:28I camped all night
00:07:30I got secret notes
00:07:31I was quite alright
00:07:31Cause I knew his writing
00:07:36Hey, I like your brand new shoes
00:07:38Do you have a pen you could let me use?
00:07:44Monday morning
00:07:52I'm not a week behind the desk for me
00:07:55But I'm in the very best of company
00:08:00The only good thing when the weekend ends
00:08:04I get happy with all my friends
00:08:07Monday morning
00:08:10Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday,
00:08:18Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday,
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00:08:25Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday
00:08:32my face. Oh, it's time to run, I know. Well, hang on tight, cause here we go. Monday morning.
00:08:52Hey, Mary-K, Ashley. I bet you're both unbelievably excited about the school dance next weekend.
00:08:57I heard they're calling us springdance.com in the evening in cyberspace. Isn't that cute?
00:09:02I bet you it'll be like the greatest school dance ever. Yep. Oh, and Ashley, I'm sure you and Rick
00:09:07will be elected king, queen of the dance. After all, you're the most perfect couple. I'd wish you luck, but
00:09:11you don't need it. Well, bye, bye, bye. Bye. Bye. I wish I could be that enthusiastic on a Monday
00:09:18morning. I wish I could be that enthusiastic ever. Oh, look who's coming. Hey, Ash. Mary-Kate. So, uh, how's
00:09:25your Monday morning going? Too early to tell. Mine just got better. Hi, you. Hey. Hey, Rick. Have you heard
00:09:31about a
00:09:32big dance this Saturday night? Maybe read about in the school paper? Yeah, it sounds familiar. That wouldn't be the,
00:09:39uh, biggest social dance of the year, would it? I really want to go, but, uh, Ashley's just not interested.
00:09:45Very funny. I can't wait for this dance. It's just I can't believe I let you talk me into running
00:09:50for queen of this thing. Hey, I'm running for king, so we're gonna win. It'll be cool. Sure.
00:09:55Hey, Mary-Kate. Rick and I are gonna head down to Little Joe's for lunch today. You want to join
00:09:59us?
00:10:00No, thanks. I promised Erica and Brianna that I'd meet the men... the...
00:10:10Excuse my sister. She just spotted her new boyfriend. But don't tell anybody, because it's a secret. In fact, it's
00:10:16so a secret, he doesn't even know about it. He will.
00:10:20So, I'm telling you, this is a real dilemma. I mean, he acts nice to me, and, like, we're friendly
00:10:25and stuff, but the dance is just five days away, and he hasn't asked me yet.
00:10:29I don't know how to break it to you, but if he hasn't asked you by now, he's not going
00:10:34to.
00:10:34Oh, well, you never know. He could just be waiting till the last minute.
00:10:37Why?
00:10:39Maybe he's shy?
00:10:40Or playing hard to get.
00:10:41I'm the one supposed to be playing hard to get.
00:10:44Maybe I should just ask him.
00:10:46That's a strong move.
00:10:47Well, maybe too strong. You could wait till Wednesday and then ask him. Or Thursday.
00:10:51Ashley, you'll know what to do. Should I call Jesse, or should I wait until he asks me?
00:10:55Do what you do best. Take control.
00:10:58You're right. I just can't wait anymore.
00:11:05Sometimes it's enough to drive me insane.
00:11:08Who made up the rules of this silly game?
00:11:11It's no fun at all.
00:11:12Wishing he would call.
00:11:13Standing around hoping for some guy to drop the ball.
00:11:15Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:18Because everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:11:20Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:23It doesn't even matter if you both feel the same.
00:11:25Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:28Come on, make a move, baby. Driving me insane.
00:11:30Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:33And everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:11:40Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:40I think I'll call him up to see what's going on.
00:11:43Check it out, see what's taking him so long.
00:11:45Got a feeling that he wants to take me to the dance.
00:11:48What if he says no? Well, I gotta take the chance.
00:11:50Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:52Because everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:11:55Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:11:57It doesn't even matter if you both feel the same.
00:12:00Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:02Come on, make a move, baby. Driving me insane.
00:12:05Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:07And everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:12:14I think I could do it.
00:12:16Yo, girls, back me up.
00:12:17Pick up the phone and let him know what's up.
00:12:20I'm ready to do it.
00:12:21Rushing into it.
00:12:22He might turn me down.
00:12:23Well, I gotta go through it.
00:12:25Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:27Because everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:12:29Waiting, waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:32It doesn't even matter if you both feel the same.
00:12:35Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:37Come on, make a move, baby. Driving me insane.
00:12:40Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:42It doesn't even matter if you both feel the same.
00:12:45Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:12:47And everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:13:10Uh, hey, Jesse, uh, have you seen Ashley?
00:13:14Yeah, uh, she and Mary Kay just left here a little while ago.
00:13:17Oh, so, uh, how are you doing?
00:13:20Not bad. And you?
00:13:22Um, actually, uh, I hurt my neck a little bit playing volleyball, but I'll be fine.
00:13:27Oh, that's good.
00:13:29Yeah, so, you know, I wanted to talk to you because I had this great idea.
00:13:32Yeah?
00:13:32Uh, what if you and I went to the spring dance together?
00:13:37Oh, um, well, I...
00:13:39Well, you know, it's this Saturday night. Springdance.com.
00:13:41Oh, no, no, I know. It's...
00:13:44It's just that I've got other plans.
00:13:46Oh, you know what? No big deal. It was just an idea.
00:13:49Right. Sorry.
00:13:51Well, maybe I'll see you there.
00:13:52I'll talk to you later, Betsy.
00:13:57Yeah, other plans.
00:14:01I can do it. I can do it.
00:14:03What's the worst thing that could happen?
00:14:16Jesse?
00:14:17Hi, it's Mary-Kate.
00:14:20Yeah, well, I was just wondering that maybe you and I,
00:14:25if you wanted to,
00:14:28well, we could go to the dance on Saturday night?
00:14:32Together?
00:14:33Uh, funny you should mention that.
00:14:36I see.
00:14:37I've been planning to ask you.
00:14:38You've been planning to ask me?
00:14:40In fact, I was going to ask you last week.
00:14:42You tried to ask me last week? When?
00:14:44Uh, it was Wednesday, I think.
00:14:46Remember when there was that little accident in front of Mr. Nars' class?
00:14:50Yes, I remember when he spilled the Coke on me in science lab.
00:14:53Well, I sort of asked you then.
00:14:54Yeah, I must have been pretty distracted.
00:14:57Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:59Have a good night. Bye.
00:15:01Bye.
00:15:03So wait, he was planning on asking you all along?
00:15:06Well, he obviously wasn't rushing into it or anything.
00:15:09I told you you should have waited.
00:15:11Well, I did.
00:15:17Ashley, we have to hurry up. I've got a lot of things to do before the dance tonight.
00:15:21Like what?
00:15:22I need to get dressed.
00:15:23Mary-Kate, it's only 10 in the morning, and I don't know what I want to wear.
00:15:30Well, whatever you pick, you'll look great.
00:15:34Are you nervous about Jessie?
00:15:36No.
00:15:38Maybe.
00:15:40Well, yeah, a little.
00:15:41Relax, it'll all work out.
00:15:49I'm waiting for the night when we can go crazy.
00:15:53Don't sit around, no time to be lazy.
00:15:56Pop up the jam just as hard as we can.
00:15:59I need my friends around me because I'm going to take a stand.
00:16:02On Saturday, Saturday night, yeah, we'll show them what it's all about on Saturday night.
00:16:11Saturday night.
00:16:13And we just can't wait till Saturday night.
00:16:17Be with our friends and everything's all right.
00:16:21We'll kick off our shoes and really cut loose.
00:16:24Yeah, we just can't wait till Saturday night.
00:16:30Saturday night.
00:16:33Well, we'll get made up, dressed up.
00:16:36Everyone will know we mean business.
00:16:38What's up?
00:16:39They'll say, tell me, what is this?
00:16:42Nobody in our way.
00:16:43That's the way we like it.
00:16:45Better move overboard because on Saturday, Saturday night, yeah, we'll show you what it's all about on Saturday night.
00:16:56Saturday night.
00:17:05And we just can't wait till Saturday night.
00:17:08Be with our friends and everything's all right.
00:17:12We'll kick off our shoes and really cut loose.
00:17:15Yeah, we just can't wait till Saturday night.
00:17:20Saturday night.
00:17:24Saturday night.
00:17:27Saturday night.
00:17:30Saturday night.
00:17:39Oh, thanks.
00:17:40So, uh, you think you and Rick will be elected by a landslide?
00:17:44Betsy, I think you care more about me being queen of this dance than I do.
00:17:48You know, wouldn't it be terrible if one of you won the election and the other didn't?
00:17:51I mean, what if you won queen and someone else besides Rick got king?
00:17:55Boy, he'd be mad.
00:17:57Rick wouldn't be mad. He doesn't care about stuff like that.
00:18:00Well, then, what if he won the king and someone else besides you got queen?
00:18:05That means that they'd make the perfect couple and you'd be out.
00:18:08Betsy!
00:18:10Hey, Ash.
00:18:11What? What do you want?
00:18:13What's up?
00:18:14Nothing, I'm sorry. Just Betsy got me a little irritated.
00:18:17Hey, forget it. Come on. There's something I gotta show you.
00:18:23Come on.
00:18:25Check this out.
00:18:27What's the deal?
00:18:27See, everybody votes when they first get to the dance.
00:18:31So, when things get going, they open the box, count the votes, and announce the winners.
00:18:37I can't believe I agreed to be a candidate for this thing.
00:18:40I mean, everybody's making such a big deal about it.
00:18:44Hey, I got basketball practice.
00:18:47So, uh, see you later?
00:18:49Oh, don't worry about a thing.
00:18:51Because the girl I have a crush on is sure to be elected queen.
00:18:57I hope so.
00:18:59I hope so.
00:19:02I hope so.
00:19:13I hope so.
00:19:38It's just I'm not into dancing much.
00:19:41No big deal.
00:19:42No, that's fine. I understand.
00:19:44Oh, there they are.
00:19:46Look, um, I've got to talk to some friends of mine over there, but I'll be just a minute.
00:19:50Sure, that's fine. I'll see you later.
00:19:52Great.
00:20:17Is this on?
00:20:22First of all, I'd like to welcome you to this wonderful event, springdance.com.
00:20:34And I'd like another round of applause for all those who made this event so wonderful.
00:20:40The, uh, the decorating committee, the balloons, streamers, uh, the food committee.
00:20:49Where are you?
00:20:51Oh, there they are. Yes, the food committee.
00:20:54How about those coconut-flavored snowballs?
00:20:57Weren't those great?
00:20:58Yeah, good job, guys.
00:20:59Okay, well, now, for the moment that you've all been waiting for, it is time to introduce
00:21:09the king and queen of cyberspace, the royalty of the internet, the dynamic duo of the digital
00:21:18domain, the head honchos of the superhighway, the boy and girl you have selected to be so
00:21:27honored this year is Rick Morgan.
00:21:43And his lovely queen, Kelly Benton.
00:22:15I guarantee the girl I have a crush on will be elected queen.
00:22:21Rick and Kelly, Rick and Kelly, everyone.
00:22:30You okay?
00:22:31Come on, I think we both need to freshen up.
00:22:40No, I mean a real jerk.
00:22:42A big jerk.
00:22:43A total jerk.
00:22:44King of all jerkdom.
00:22:45Oh, yeah?
00:22:46Well, yours is fried pig compared to mine.
00:22:48I got two words for you, bad breath.
00:22:52I can't believe Kelly won.
00:22:53Everyone knows you're the most popular girl in school.
00:22:57You okay?
00:22:57I just should have stayed away from that king and queen thing.
00:23:00I knew it was trouble.
00:23:02Don't worry.
00:23:03By tomorrow, no one will even remember who's elected queen.
00:23:06The only thing I'm worried about is Rick.
00:23:08It was so important to me.
00:23:09And he has a thing for winners.
00:23:11Now he's with that Kelly.
00:23:14And that Kelly girl is really good looking and nice, too.
00:23:25You just said you should have trusted your instincts.
00:23:28Now what do your instincts tell you about Rick?
00:23:30That he's the greatest.
00:23:31Then what are you worried about?
00:23:33I hope you're right.
00:23:35So, how are you and Jesse?
00:23:37I haven't seen him around lately.
00:23:39Yeah, he's off talking with his guy friends.
00:23:42I'm sorry.
00:23:43Me, too.
00:23:45It's not like he's being mean or a total jerk or anything.
00:23:48It's just that I was hoping he'd be different.
00:23:51But he's not.
00:23:53It's just so typical.
00:23:55They say boys will be boys.
00:23:56Well, that's not overblown.
00:23:57Because they're forever all together in a different time zone.
00:24:00What could be more annoying than this?
00:24:02Hang around him some more and you're sure to have a big lift.
00:24:04How about the times you think you know it's in the mind?
00:24:06No, you don't.
00:24:07You can't.
00:24:07You won't.
00:24:07That's right.
00:24:08Irritated, frustrated.
00:24:09That's how I feel.
00:24:10They got me going around, up and down.
00:24:11Just like a Ferris wheel.
00:24:20One minute boys will adore you.
00:24:23Then ignore you.
00:24:26We could just pull out a hair.
00:24:28Sometimes they're so far from charming.
00:24:31It's alarming.
00:24:34You can't take them anywhere.
00:24:37They're supposed to be where it's at.
00:24:39Whoever came up with that.
00:24:42Girls, I just don't get it.
00:24:45What's all the talk about?
00:24:47Wish we could figure out.
00:24:49What's all the noise about, boys?
00:24:51What's all the noise about, boys?
00:24:53I'll say without a doubt.
00:24:55They just make you scream and shout.
00:24:57What's all the noise about?
00:24:59What's all the noise about, boys?
00:25:09They think their smile will impress you.
00:25:12But haven't the first clue how to be your hero.
00:25:17They never call when they say so.
00:25:21Or they don't show.
00:25:23That gets them a zero.
00:25:26You think you finally fell.
00:25:28And things are going so well.
00:25:31That's when they drive you crazy.
00:25:34They want to be your whole wide world.
00:25:36Too bad, so sad.
00:25:37They don't know how to treat this girl.
00:25:38They could be smart, but they won't dance.
00:25:40Open doors for you?
00:25:41No, not a chance.
00:25:42I guess that's the way, the way it is.
00:25:44I can't seem to help it.
00:25:45I'd still want to be his.
00:25:46I can't believe in myself, but my heart's all in it.
00:25:48I'd be by his side in a New York minute.
00:25:59What's all the talk about?
00:26:01Wish we could figure out.
00:26:03What's all the noise about, boys?
00:26:05What's all the noise about, boys?
00:26:07I'll say without a doubt.
00:26:09They just make you scream and shout.
00:26:11What's all the noise about?
00:26:13What's all the noise about, boys?
00:26:15What's all the talk about?
00:26:17Wish we could figure out.
00:26:19What's all the noise about, boys?
00:26:22What's all the noise about, boys?
00:26:24I'll say without a doubt.
00:26:25They just make you scream and shout.
00:26:28What's all the noise about?
00:26:29What's all the noise about, boys?
00:26:46It's beautiful.
00:26:47Where'd you get it?
00:26:49You know that flower garden that was on the side of the school?
00:26:54Well, don't look there.
00:26:57Hey, I forgot to tell you something.
00:27:01You look very pretty tonight.
00:27:05Thanks.
00:27:07And only if you promise, absolutely promise, not to laugh.
00:27:14Would you care to dance with me?
00:27:17I'd love to.
00:27:36You're not half bad at this.
00:27:37Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can.
00:27:39This dance is going to be a one-time-only thing.
00:27:42But you're so good at it.
00:27:43Do you always get what you want?
00:27:45So far.
00:27:51Why would you think I'd be interested in Kelly?
00:27:53Well, you said you want to be with the most popular girl in school.
00:27:56Hey, as far as I'm concerned,
00:27:58you already won the only popularity contest that counts.
00:28:01Oh, yeah?
00:28:02Yeah.
00:28:03And I'm the only one that gets to vote.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:44I'm going to argue with the next wave.
00:29:16How do you end up on the cleanup committee?
00:29:18I don't mind.
00:29:19Me neither.
00:29:20Everything okay with you and Rick?
00:29:22Yep.
00:29:23Trust your instincts?
00:29:24It works.
00:29:25And how about you and Jesse?
00:29:26Seems like he turned out to be okay after all.
00:29:28Okay?
00:29:29He's better than okay.
00:29:30He's almost perfect.
00:29:31You really made that happen.
00:29:34That was some dance.
00:29:36I can't believe tomorrow's Monday already.
00:29:38So, how was your weekend?
00:29:39Not bad.
00:29:40And yours?
00:29:49I wish I could be that enthusiastic on a Monday morning.
00:29:52I wish I could be that.
00:29:55No thanks.
00:30:02I heard it's going to be called spring.dance.com.
00:30:07Wait.
00:30:09Spring dot?
00:30:10Hey, Rick.
00:30:10Have you heard about this dance?
00:30:13Hey, Rick.
00:30:14Have you heard about...
00:30:16Hey, Rick.
00:30:17Rick.
00:30:18Have you heard about this school dance this Saturday night?
00:30:20I don't know.
00:30:21Maybe...
00:30:22I can't do this.
00:30:23Excuse my...
00:30:25Okay?
00:30:26Oh, my God.
00:30:26I swore I thought there was a spider crawl on my head.
00:30:29I'm sorry.
00:30:30It's the worst thing that could happen.
00:30:34It's time I make a move, baby, driving me insane.
00:30:37Waiting, wait, waiting.
00:30:39And everybody's playing the waiting game.
00:30:42Yes, I remember when you spilled coke on me.
00:30:46Where, Kate?
00:30:47It's only ten in the morning.
00:30:49But I don't know when I...
00:30:52I'm sorry.
00:30:54Yes, it's a pain.
00:30:55Oh, my God.
00:30:57It was right here.
00:30:58It almost flew into my mouth.
00:31:00It's just I can't believe you...
00:31:02I got...
00:31:03So, how's everything?
00:31:08And I can't believe Kelly won.
00:31:17It's a wrap.
00:31:18It's a wrap.
00:31:19Saturday night.
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:30Hey, Jack.
00:31:31Hey, Jill.
00:31:32Oh, it feels like we're going uphill on this Monday morning.
00:31:38So much to get through.
00:31:40You're catching up with me.
00:31:41I'm catching up with you before the first best warning.
00:31:46So what'd you do on Friday night?
00:31:48Would you talk to me on the phone last night?
00:31:54Monday morning.
00:32:02I feel so good.
00:32:04I'm the cutest guy in my neighborhood.
00:32:06Isn't that exciting?
00:32:10I camped all night.
00:32:12I got secret notes.
00:32:13That was quite all right.
00:32:14Cause I knew his writing.
00:32:18Hey, I like your brand new shoes.
00:32:20Do you have a pen you could let me use?
00:32:27Monday morning.
00:32:35Another week behind the desk for me.
00:32:39But I'm in the very best of company.
00:32:43The only good thing when the weekend ends.
00:32:47I get to be with all my friends.
00:32:51Monday morning.
00:32:53Monday morning.
00:32:54Monday morning.
00:32:55Monday morning.
00:32:56Monday morning.
00:32:59Can't believe we're here again.
00:33:01Oh, I don't know what I'd do without my friends.
00:33:03Same time, same old place.
00:33:05Still, I got another smile on my face.
00:33:07Oh, it's time to...
00:33:08Well, I don't know what I'd do without my friends.
00:34:04Hi, I'm Mary-Kate.
00:34:05Welcome to the show where Ashley and I get to tell you our favorite jokes and play you
00:34:09our favorite music videos.
00:34:11From the adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley, and you're invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's
00:34:15video collection.
00:34:17Let's get started with the knock-knock joke.
00:34:21Knock-knock.
00:34:22Who's there?
00:34:23Euripides.
00:34:25Euripides who?
00:34:26Euripides pants, you'll buy me another pair.
00:34:32Ashley?
00:34:33Here I am.
00:34:35Okay, I've got a riddle for you.
00:34:37Who's super clean and lives in a cave?
00:34:40Who?
00:34:41Batman.
00:34:44Funny, Ashley.
00:34:48Ashley?
00:34:51Mary-Kate, where are you?
00:34:54Ta-da!
00:34:56Guess which video our first song comes from.
00:35:00Sleepover party.
00:35:09I'm not very tired.
00:35:10Me either.
00:35:11Are you guys tired?
00:35:12Nah, I'm not tired if you're not tired.
00:35:14Then it's settled.
00:35:15We're pulling an all-nighter.
00:35:17Long as there's pizza and silly to pop.
00:35:21We'll keep on playing games and never stop.
00:35:24Sticking a fresh AD and crank her up.
00:35:28Let's stay awake until the sun comes up.
00:35:31We're all still going strong.
00:35:33Buddy's faded.
00:35:34We always knew that sleep was overrated.
00:35:38Without a doubt, turning in is out.
00:35:41Cause there are still some boys we haven't talked about.
00:35:46We're pulling, pulling, pulling an all-nighter.
00:35:50If grownups can't do it, there can't be that much to it.
00:35:54We're pulling, pulling, pulling an all-nighter.
00:35:57Let's stay up all night until the morning light.
00:36:01We're pulling, pulling, pulling an all-nighter tonight.
00:36:17It's going to be a thing to stay awake.
00:36:20There's popcorn to pop and corny jokes to make.
00:36:24And mom and dad would really blow a fuse.
00:36:27If they found out we plan to watch the midnight news.
00:36:31We'll page our faces, make up funny names.
00:36:34We've got a zillion cool video games.
00:36:38We've got so much to do, we don't know when.
00:36:41We'll ever want to go to sleep again.
00:36:46We're pulling, pulling, pulling an all-nighter.
00:36:50If grownups can't do it, there can't be that much to it.
00:36:53We're pulling, pulling, pulling an all-nighter.
00:36:57We'll stay up all night until the morning light.
00:37:00We're pulling, pulling, pulling an all-nighter tonight.
00:37:18Wouldn't it be fun to get some shut-eye?
00:37:22Maybe just a week or forty-two.
00:37:26Then we would nap back to life and go all night.
00:37:30Just like we said we'd do.
00:37:34Yeah, just a little cat nap.
00:37:37Just a dozy dozy, you know?
00:37:38I just risked my eyes, guys.
00:37:41Now where did my pillow go?
00:37:43I admit I could use a snooze after all that dance and I'm rapping.
00:37:48But promise me you'll wake me up.
00:37:50If anything fun should happen.
00:37:52Hmm.
00:37:53Let the record show you guys.
00:37:55I could have stayed up, okay?
00:37:57But when in Rome, do like the Romans and the Romans have all hit the hay.
00:38:02Wouldn't it be fun to get some shut-eye?
00:38:07Maybe just a week or forty-two.
00:38:10Then we would nap back to life and go all night.
00:38:15Just like we said we'd do.
00:38:18We're pulling, pulling, pulling, and no matter till the sun comes shining through.
00:38:35Okay.
00:38:36I've got a riddle for you.
00:38:38Where do cows live in apartments?
00:38:41Milk-Walky, Wisconsin!
00:38:44No, but good guess.
00:38:46Farmington, Nebraska!
00:38:48Cows live in apartments in...
00:38:50Moo-York City!
00:38:53Ashley, you're utterly ridiculous.
00:38:58It's so hot if we were corn we would be poppin'.
00:39:01Be like a sponge we use for moppin'.
00:39:05We'll be the blister sisters if we don't start chillin'.
00:39:08If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, I'd be killin'.
00:39:11I'd be wellin'.
00:39:12This heat has turned us crispy, slap some butter on, we're toast.
00:39:15Or fill us full of breadcrumbs and call us twin roads.
00:39:19Pop, pop, pop!
00:39:21Stay and cool, give us goose bumps, turn us blue.
00:39:24Stay and cool, a frosty blizzard, that'll do.
00:39:28Stay and cool, big icy ship burnt down our spines.
00:39:31Stay and cool, an ice cube tin, which would be fine.
00:39:41Let's do the candles on the cake somebody blows on.
00:39:45Or give an elephant a drink, then turn his nose on.
00:39:48The answer may be an adjustment in our attitude.
00:39:52But we would rather go way north and change our latitude.
00:39:56Cool.
00:39:56Let's gulp down tons of water, till we're big as a full moon.
00:40:00Then get someone to pop us like a giant water balloon.
00:40:04Pop, pop, pop!
00:40:05Stay and cool, make me a hockey puck on ice.
00:40:08Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice.
00:40:12Stay and cool, just light a glacier down my back.
00:40:15Stay and cool, stick me inside a huge ice.
00:40:18Pop!
00:40:21Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
00:40:26So hot, hot, hot!
00:40:32Arriba!
00:40:33Stay and cool, give us goose bumps, turn us blue.
00:40:37Stay and cool, a frosty blizzard, that'll do.
00:40:40Stay and cool, big icy ship burnt down our spines.
00:40:44Stay and cool, an ice cube tin, which would be fine.
00:40:47Stay and cool, make me a hockey puck on ice.
00:40:51Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice.
00:40:54Stay and cool, play the glacier down my back.
00:40:58Stay and cool, pick me inside a huge ice pack.
00:41:08Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice.
00:41:17Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice.
00:41:19I don't know, it's so hot, hot, hot.
00:41:24Stay and cool.
00:41:31Kind of, but not too much if you're afraid.
00:41:39Do you see?
00:41:41Don't tell me you're afraid of a little ghost.
00:41:44No, I'm not afraid of a little ghost.
00:41:47I'm not afraid either.
00:41:49Why not?
00:41:50Because I have bravery.
00:41:52I have bravery too.
00:41:55I think.
00:42:04I've given up my night light
00:42:07Cause I'm not scared of the dark
00:42:09I've tasted buttermilk
00:42:11Sat through Jurassic Park
00:42:13I've taken off my training wheels
00:42:15Used adult shampoo
00:42:17Sometimes there's a limit
00:42:19To the scary things I'll do
00:42:22I don't hide in the closet
00:42:25When I hear a thunder clap
00:42:26I've dumped my head in water
00:42:29I've sat on Santa's lap
00:42:31I never bat an eye
00:42:32When I get my measles shot
00:42:34So when things get real scary
00:42:37It's a good thing that I've got
00:42:39Bravery
00:42:42I'm loaded with bravery
00:42:46When I'm in a pinch
00:42:48I don't even flinch
00:42:50I'm cool and I'm calm
00:42:53Bravery
00:42:54I'm brimming with bravery
00:42:58I'm brimming with bravery
00:43:00I'm always prepared
00:43:01And if I'm so scared
00:43:04I get my mom
00:43:11First day at kindergarten
00:43:14Others might have walked
00:43:16I sat and played with Legos
00:43:18At nap time I just slept
00:43:20I climbed the tallest jungle gym
00:43:22Slide the biggest slide
00:43:24When I go to Disney World
00:43:26I ride the biggest ride
00:43:30Last Friday at assembly
00:43:32In front of the whole school
00:43:34I played a singing carrot
00:43:36And didn't lose my cool
00:43:38I hopped out on that stage
00:43:40And sang a band song
00:43:42In sticky situations
00:43:44I always bring along
00:43:46Bravery
00:43:48Three tears for bravery
00:43:52This sight of a ghost
00:43:55Won't turn me to toast
00:43:57I'm badder than that
00:44:00Bravery
00:44:01I'm brimming with bravery
00:44:05Bravery
00:44:06But if I despair
00:44:08And mom isn't there
00:44:10There's always dad
00:44:16Wavery
00:44:17When my knees get wavery
00:44:21My heart's in my mouth
00:44:24My nerves heading south
00:44:25And I've got the shakes
00:44:29Wavery
00:44:30When my voice gets quaverly
00:44:33Bravery
00:44:35I suck in my gut
00:44:37I'm mean and I'm mean
00:44:39I swagger and strut
00:44:41A pretty marine
00:44:46Let's break, let's break
00:44:48I left the channels behind
00:44:50Bravery
00:44:52Three tears for bravery
00:44:56You won't see us quite
00:44:58When we're in the trench
00:45:00Or when things get hairy
00:45:03Bravery
00:45:04Bravery
00:45:06Let's hear it for bravery
00:45:09We're so full of bravery
00:45:14It's scary
00:45:19Knock knock
00:45:21Who's there?
00:45:22Isidore
00:45:23Isidore who?
00:45:25Isidore locked
00:45:26I can't open it
00:45:28It must be locked
00:45:32I'm heading for a beach party
00:45:34Doodette
00:45:35Wait for me
00:45:36I'm coming too
00:45:36Monzo
00:45:37Cool
00:45:38We're talking surfer
00:45:44Shaka brah
00:45:45So now what do you guys think?
00:45:48Surf's up doodettes
00:45:49When I see the sun is shining
00:45:51I can tell this will be my day
00:45:55I grab all that I need out the door
00:45:58Hey I'm on my way
00:46:02Go and swim I don't care
00:46:04You can act like a fish if you dare
00:46:08Cause I've got a different dream
00:46:10I've got a different wish
00:46:13I'd rather be surfing
00:46:15I'd rather be surfing
00:46:15Take my board and me
00:46:19Hanging ten in the waves
00:46:21Is where I want to be
00:46:25There's nothing like the feel of an open breeze
00:46:28Or a ten foot wave that will rattle your knees
00:46:31I live for the thrill of a perfect run
00:46:34I'd rather be surfing
00:46:36Look out, here I come
00:46:43All this for a while
00:46:45As I'm waiting for the rollers to come
00:46:49I like the little ones packed
00:46:51You know I'm waiting for the special ones
00:46:55That'll carry me away, don't you see?
00:46:58Just the wave and my board and me
00:47:01It's about as close as heaven
00:47:03As the surfing can be
00:47:07I'd rather be surfing
00:47:09Just my board and me
00:47:13Hanging ten in the waves
00:47:15Is where I want to be
00:47:19There's nothing like the feel of an open breeze
00:47:22Or a ten foot wave that will rattle your knees
00:47:25I live for the thrill of a perfect run
00:47:28I'd rather be surfing
00:47:30Look out, here I come
00:47:55And when I see the sun is shining
00:47:57I can tell this will be my day
00:48:01I grab all that I need out the door, hey, I'm on my way
00:48:07I'd rather be certain, just my board and me
00:48:13Hanging ten in the way, it's where I wanna be
00:48:19There's nothing like the feel of an ocean breeze
00:48:22Or a ten-foot wave that will rattle your knees
00:48:25I live for the thrill of a perfect run
00:48:28I'd rather be surfin', look out, here I come
00:48:37I'd rather be surfin', look out, here I come
00:48:53Let's play Say the Word
00:48:54What's that?
00:48:56Anytime you say a certain word, I get to dump a bucket of confetti on you
00:48:59Okay, what's the word?
00:49:02I can't tell you that
00:49:04Well, if I accidentally said the word, then I get confetti dumped on me
00:49:13Why'd you do that?
00:49:14You said the word
00:49:15What word?
00:49:16The word?
00:49:18The word?
00:49:18Well, I guess it doesn't matter if you say the word because you don't have any more confetti
00:49:27Oh, I get it
00:49:29Oh, I get it
00:49:30Confetti's the word
00:49:31Oh, no
00:49:33Uh, quick, play a song
00:49:36I've got something in my lunchbox
00:49:39I don't really know what it was
00:49:42I don't really know where it came from
00:49:45But it certainly is covered with fuzz
00:49:49Maybe it could have been chocolate
00:49:53Maybe a caramel or two
00:49:56I've got something in my lunchbox
00:49:59And I gladly share it with you
00:50:02I've got something in my lunchbox
00:50:05I don't really know what it is
00:50:08I'm willing to take some suggestions
00:50:11You might say it's just like a quiz
00:50:14What is something green and disgusting?
00:50:18What is something moldy and red?
00:50:21Well, I think there's one in my lunchbox
00:50:25And I'm not quite sure that it's dead
00:50:27What is it?
00:50:30I've been trying to figure this out since noon
00:50:33What is it?
00:50:37I can't quite get it out
00:50:38Do you have a spoon?
00:50:53I've got something in my lunchbox
00:50:54What is it?
00:50:56I've been trying to figure this out since noon
00:50:59What is it?
00:51:02I can't quite get it out
00:51:04Do you have a spoon?
00:51:08I've got something in my lunchbox
00:51:11I'm not really sure where it's from
00:51:14It's rather hard like a candy
00:51:17In the middle it's squishy like gum
00:51:21Maybe it could have been a chocolate
00:51:24Maybe an ice cream cone
00:51:27Well, I've got something in my lunchbox
00:51:31And I can't believe I brought this thing home
00:51:34I can't believe I brought this thing home
00:51:46Hey, Mary-Kate, have you ever seen a man-eating chicken?
00:51:49Ashley, there's no such thing as a man-eating chicken
00:51:52Oh, no?
00:51:53Then what's that?
00:51:56All right, very funny
00:51:58But I've got a better one
00:52:00Knock, knock
00:52:01Who's there?
00:52:02Quacker
00:52:02Quack or who?
00:52:04Quack another dumb joke like that
00:52:05And I'm out of here
00:52:07Where are you going?
00:52:08I don't know
00:52:09Maybe I'll check into a hotel
00:52:12Excellent!
00:52:12Excellent!
00:52:13Our first stop will be
00:52:15The Trenchcoat Twins Suite
00:52:17I've had it specially prepared for you
00:52:19Come on, I'll show it to you
00:52:29Since we walked in the front door
00:52:32We've never been treated like this before
00:52:35All this attention could easily go to our heads
00:52:40Drive the elevator to our door
00:52:43Get around keys to open the door
00:52:46Just can't wait to jump on both of these beds
00:52:51We've got movies in our rooms
00:52:54Fresh cut flowers, oh, how they bloom
00:52:57Let's go get changed
00:52:58To be the last one in the pool
00:53:02Later on we think we'll die
00:53:04Why room service suits me fine?
00:53:07Our friends will not believe us
00:53:10Back at school
00:53:12Goodness you, goodness me
00:53:15This is like I've never seen
00:53:18The floor just sparkles
00:53:20The place is really shine
00:53:23Oh, I really have to say
00:53:26We could love living life this way
00:53:29Why can't we live in a hotel all the time?
00:53:39Hello room service, how are you?
00:53:42This is us, 502
00:53:44We sure hope this won't be any trouble
00:53:50We're so hungry could eat a horse
00:53:53That's a figure of speech, of course
00:53:55Did we mention we're twins?
00:53:57Make everything a double
00:54:00We buy ice cakes, something real
00:54:03Four scoops and chocolate, two bunny sky dribbles
00:54:06We like to keep going, but maybe we should stop
00:54:11Covered with cream, ended up fast
00:54:14Covered with cream, ended up fast
00:54:14Covered with cream, ended up fast
00:54:14We're so hungry to think we'll last
00:54:17Put in a bowl with an ice and cherry on top
00:54:22Goodness you, goodness me
00:54:24This is like I've never seen
00:54:27The floor just sparkles the place it really shines
00:54:32Oh, I really have to say
00:54:35We could love living life this way
00:54:38Why can't we live in a hotel all the time?
00:54:43Why can't we live in a hotel all the time?
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:53What?
00:54:53Everything looks pretty cool like this
00:54:55Yeah, but I'm getting dizzy
00:54:57Me too
00:55:00Let's play another song
00:55:02Good idea
00:55:06If we were the captain
00:55:08You know what we'd do
00:55:09We'd make a few changes
00:55:11We'd bend a few rules
00:55:13If they put us in charge
00:55:14What a difference we'd make
00:55:16We'd soon have his crew
00:55:17In tip-top shape-shaking
00:55:19If we ran the navy
00:55:21You know what we'd do
00:55:22We'd make a few changes
00:55:24And bend a few rules
00:55:28That's the least we could do
00:55:32And what's with those pants
00:55:32The bottoms and the bottoms
00:55:33The boots and the navy
00:55:34Might say it's alright
00:55:36We'd make two states
00:55:37Our own pizza night
00:55:38And we'd make Tuesday
00:55:39And when we're at feet
00:55:40Why'd we drive this so slow?
00:55:42Get out the skis
00:55:43See how fast we can go
00:55:45If we ran the navy
00:55:46You know what we'd do
00:55:48We'd make a few changes
00:55:50And bend a few rules
00:55:53We'd make a few changes
00:55:53That's the least we could do
00:55:57And what's with those pants
00:55:59But Bottoms, indeed, they went out with disco and tweed
00:56:04We'd be too stylish when we'd visit strange parts
00:56:07Nothing too flashy, maybe green neon shorts
00:56:10We ran the Navy, you know what we'd do
00:56:13We'd make a few changes and band a few rules
00:56:19That's the least we could do
00:56:28A few simple changes is all that we'd make
00:56:32Did we mention each meal? Would we fall if I could?
00:56:37Let's paint all the ships, it's the least we could do
00:56:41Let's change them from grey to red, white and blue
00:56:45We ran the Navy, you know what we'd do
00:56:50We'd make a few changes and band a few rules
00:56:58That's the least we could do
00:57:08That's the least we could do
00:57:18What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skunk?
00:57:21What?
00:57:22Big stinker!
00:57:25You're making me seasick
00:57:27I've got a riddle
00:57:28What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
00:57:31I don't know
00:57:33It didn't say anything, it just waves
00:57:39What? The beach is fun
00:57:41I know, I like sand
00:57:47You can't go skiing if you haven't got snow
00:57:51You will get nowhere real fast
00:57:54And golf as a sport is useless of course
00:57:57If there just wasn't grass
00:57:59And dirt can be lovely and rocks can be fun
00:58:04But you don't understand
00:58:07The ocean would be such a terrible place
00:58:10If there just wasn't sand
00:58:15Sand, sand, glorious sand
00:58:18You can squish it in your toes
00:58:20You can sit it through your hands
00:58:21The grass may be green
00:58:23On the snow may be grand
00:58:24But we were just crazy about sand
00:58:28Look at the people having fun on the beach
00:58:31Shovels in their hands and pails within reach
00:58:34Building a castle
00:58:36It's never a hassle
00:58:37If you have tons of
00:58:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:58:41Sand, sand, glorious sand
00:58:43You can squish it in your toes
00:58:45You can sit it through your hands
00:58:47The grass may be green
00:58:48On the snow may be grand
00:58:50But we were just crazy about sand
00:58:54Cover me up from my neck to my toes
00:58:56But please don't cover my eyes or my nose
00:59:00We'll stay here for days
00:59:01Just soaking up gray
00:59:03As long as you can cover me
00:59:05Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:59:06Sand, sand, glorious sand
00:59:09You can squish it in your toes
00:59:11You can sit it through your hands
00:59:13The grass may be green
00:59:14On the snow may be grand
00:59:16But we were just crazy about sand
00:59:19Sand in my shoes
00:59:20And sand in my socks
00:59:22When the sand is hot
00:59:24Watch me hopscotch
00:59:25I can turn down
00:59:27But I'm gonna sand in my pants
00:59:28All I really want is
00:59:30Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:59:32Sand, sand, glorious sand
00:59:35You can squish it in your toes
00:59:36You can sit it through your hands
00:59:38The grass may be green
00:59:40On the snow may be grand
00:59:41But we were just crazy about sand
00:59:44But we were just crazy about sand
00:59:48We're all just crazy about sand
00:59:50We're all just crazy about sand
01:00:16We're all just crazy about sand
01:00:17And we put our brother up for sale
01:00:18In our first video
01:00:29Well, we think this world is a real nice place
01:00:32But we think that it's a crime
01:00:35That we should have an older brother
01:00:37Who picks on us all the time
01:00:40So next time he's sleeping in his room
01:00:43We're gonna sneak in and tie him
01:00:46Then we'll take him out into the street
01:00:49And see if someone will buy him
01:00:51Brother for sale
01:00:55Only 50 cents
01:00:57Brother for sale
01:01:00He's not a big expense
01:01:03You can hug him
01:01:05You can bug him
01:01:06You could buy all rent
01:01:08Brother for sale
01:01:11Only 50 cents
01:01:15Hey, would anybody like to buy?
01:01:18It's like you use big brother
01:01:20Even if you have one now
01:01:23Trading for another
01:01:25He will help you with the chores
01:01:28And he's fairly clean
01:01:30The only problem is sometimes
01:01:33He can be so mean
01:01:36Brother for sale
01:01:4025 cents
01:01:42Brother for sale
01:01:45He's not a big expense
01:01:47You can hug him
01:01:49You can bug him
01:01:51You could buy all rent
01:01:52Brother for sale
01:01:5525 cents
01:01:59If mom knew we were selling him
01:02:02We would really get it
01:02:04Buy him now
01:02:06Don't pay till June
01:02:07On a proof credit
01:02:09Buy him now
01:02:11And we'll tell you
01:02:12What we will do, mister
01:02:15Even throw him
01:02:17To the deal
01:02:18Our little baby sister
01:02:20Brother for sale
01:02:24Only 10 cents
01:02:26Brother for sale
01:02:29He's not a big expense
01:02:31You can hug him
01:02:33You can bug him
01:02:35You could buy all rent
01:02:37Rather for sale
01:02:39Only 10 cents
01:02:43He will always pick you up
01:02:46When you take a ball
01:02:48And he's good at showing you
01:02:51How to catch a ball
01:02:53He always tells these funny jokes
01:02:56And does this crazy dance
01:02:59Hey wait, he sounds like a pretty nice guy
01:03:03Let's give him one more chance
01:03:07Our brother's not for sale
01:03:11Not for any price
01:03:15Our brother's not for sale
01:03:17Because he will suffice
01:03:20We like to hug him
01:03:22We like to bug him
01:03:23He's really rather nice
01:03:25Our brother's not for sale
01:03:27Not for any price
01:03:38What do you get
01:03:39When you cross a locomotive
01:03:40With chewing gum
01:03:41A choo-choo train
01:03:42Get it?
01:03:43Choo-choo
01:03:46Give me pizza
01:03:49P-I-C-Z-A
01:03:51Give me pizza
01:03:53P-I-C-Z-A
01:03:55Now I'm feeling kind of hungry
01:03:57We got to make a munchie
01:03:58It's time to make our pizza
01:03:59As big as some country
01:04:00How much pizza do you think we can chow?
01:04:03More than our parents would ever allow
01:04:05We're gonna make a masterpiece of pizza
01:04:07A work of art like the Mona Lisa
01:04:09It's gonna be hot like the Tower of Pisa
01:04:12But to get there
01:04:13You don't need a pizza
01:04:14Pizza
01:04:16P-I-C-Z-A
01:04:18Give me pizza
01:04:20Um, did I happen to say
01:04:22I want pizza?
01:04:25I want pizza
01:04:26P-I-C-Z-A
01:04:27I want pizza
01:04:28Hey, are you ready to play?
01:04:31Now set down the pizza
01:04:33And bring me some chicken
01:04:34Throw it on top
01:04:35And make a finger licking
01:04:37Guacamole
01:04:38Meatballs
01:04:39Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls
01:04:41Here's a little salsa to make it hot
01:04:43Here's a lot of ice cream to hit the spot
01:04:45Toss the fish
01:04:47Let it fly
01:04:48Fly, fly
01:04:49Pizza pie
01:04:50Pizza
01:04:52P-I-C-Z-A
01:04:54Give me pizza
01:04:56Watch your fries like a souffle
01:04:59Give me pizza
01:05:01P-I-C-Z-A
01:05:03I want pizza
01:05:05You think we should stop?
01:05:07No way
01:05:08Get your motors running
01:05:09Cause here we go
01:05:10Chocolate sauce
01:05:12Spreading it slow
01:05:13Oreos
01:05:14Marshmallows
01:05:15Caramel
01:05:16Coconut
01:05:16Cream
01:05:17Egg
01:05:18Foo Yang
01:05:18Chicken
01:05:19Tongue
01:05:20Hold the eyeballs
01:05:21I'm gonna scream
01:05:22Now don't forget the rice
01:05:23Or the mashed potatoes
01:05:24And what about these fried green tomatoes?
01:05:27Batters up
01:05:27Catchers ready
01:05:29One
01:05:29Two
01:05:29Three
01:05:30Four
01:05:30Five
01:05:30Spaghetti
01:05:31Pasta
01:05:32Put it in the pizza
01:05:33Fish dip
01:05:34Put it in the pizza
01:05:36Ketchup
01:05:36Put it in the pizza
01:05:38Meatloaf
01:05:39Put it in the pizza
01:05:40Pizza
01:05:42P-I-C-Z-A
01:05:44Give me pizza
01:05:46Add some tacos
01:05:48Olé
01:05:49I want pizza
01:05:51P-I-C-Z-A
01:05:53I want pizza
01:05:54Call us the queens of gourmet
01:05:58I want pizza
01:06:00Pizza
01:06:01P-I-C-Z-A
01:06:02P-I-C-Z-A
01:06:03Give me pizza
01:06:04How much does it weigh?
01:06:07I want pizza
01:06:09P-I-C-Z-A
01:06:11I want pizza
01:06:12Is it finally done?
01:06:15Hooray!
01:06:16Here it is
01:06:17Ready to serve
01:06:18This pizza is made
01:06:20Yeah!
01:06:29Well that about wraps it up
01:06:30Say goodbye Ashley
01:06:32Goodbye Ashley
01:06:33Hey this was a lot of fun
01:06:34Maybe we could do it again real soon
01:06:36Yeah real soon
01:06:38Bye!
01:06:39Stay cool!
01:06:40Bye!
01:06:42Watch out!
01:06:43For what?
01:06:44The man eating chicken!
01:06:45Oh!
01:06:47Well goodbye
01:06:49I better go help my sister
01:06:56Hi I'm Mary Kate
01:06:57Welcome to the show
01:06:58Where Ashley and I get to tell you our favorite jokes
01:07:01And play our favorite music videos
01:07:04From
01:07:06Hi
01:07:07Welcome to the show
01:07:09And play you our favorite music videos
01:07:11Let's
01:07:15Let's get started
01:07:18Okay I've got a riddle for you
01:07:20You're super clean
01:07:23And listen to me
01:07:25What do you get when you cross the choo-choo train?
01:07:29Ashley!
01:07:32Sorry
01:07:32You're super clean
01:07:36Ugh!
01:07:37Mary Kate!
01:07:38Where'd you go?
01:07:40Ta-da!
01:07:41Guess
01:07:41I'm looking in the camera
01:07:43Guess which song our first video comes from?
01:07:47Oh
01:07:50Sleepover party?
01:07:51Ta-da!
01:07:52Guess which video our first con-
01:07:54Guess what one
01:07:56Tyronisaur-
01:07:57Oh
01:07:59Farmington, Nebraska
01:08:01Farmington, Nebraska
01:08:03Farmington, Nebraska
01:08:04Farmington, Nebraska
01:08:04Farmington, Nebraska
01:08:08Oh
01:08:20Oh
01:08:23That about wraps it up
01:08:26See you next time
01:08:26Farmington, Kansas
01:08:27son of one
01:08:27fun
01:08:31I am
01:08:32I am
01:08:32I am
01:08:35I am
01:08:35I am
01:08:54I am
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