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Coronation Street 13th March 2026
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00:00スティック・フレーゼン
00:01Maß&å—幕・ツッカ・フレーゼンスティック・フレーゼンスティック・フレーゼン
00:12I don't know.
00:49What's wrong, mate?
00:50Yes.
00:51Oh, sorry, babe. I didn't want to wake you.
00:53Really? Jukebox was on the go most of the night.
00:57Yeah, it was all the oldies.
01:00Things got pretty depressing in here after closing down.
01:03Yeah, I can see that.
01:05I'll clear up.
01:06What happened in the end?
01:09Those two Irish blokes hung around.
01:12So you weren't drinking by yourself?
01:15Oh.
01:16I may have had one or two after they left.
01:18You patched things up with Steve?
01:20No.
01:22You're so stupid. Old men should be banned from drinking.
01:25Oh, I see. So it's only blokes who misbehave, is it?
01:28You have got an echocardiogram at the general in 48 minutes.
01:33Give your head a wobble.
01:40Where did you go?
01:42Flying horse.
01:43Did he make it to bed?
01:45Just about.
01:46Well, for the first time, Cassie, you've got my sympathy.
01:50I don't mind him when he's drunk.
01:52Was I a disgrace?
01:54You could have performed a bit better.
01:56I mean, in the Rovers.
01:58No.
01:59You stuck up for our daughter, and I, for one, was proud of you.
02:02I still think you should apologise.
02:04I apologise to Ollie.
02:06He got his number off, Amy.
02:07Texted him at two in the morning.
02:08Well, this is another first.
02:11But I actually agree with Cassie.
02:13If you want to drink in the Rovers again,
02:15you need to kiss and make up with your boyfriend.
02:17I just buried me dad.
02:20I'm going for a shower.
02:25That's right, Mr DL.
02:26I promise you, nothing to worry about.
02:29No, no.
02:32Yep.
02:33Bye.
02:35Well?
02:36His daughter's read some junk on social media.
02:39What junk on social media?
02:42It's everywhere.
02:44More bad reviews?
02:45Not bad reviews.
02:46Bad press.
02:48Even mum's read it.
02:50Oh, dear.
02:52What?
02:52What is it?
02:53There are no pennies in heaven for the customers of George Shuttleworth,
02:58the Weatherfield undertaker accused of defrauding the elderly.
03:02I mean, they're not creditable news sources.
03:04It's just idiots, scaremongering.
03:06Yeah, but they're succeeding.
03:07They're just after likes, aren't they?
03:09Well, do you know what?
03:10I don't like them.
03:12Anyway, I've got a crack on with Mrs Pingate.
03:15Her husband's dropped in that ball gown.
03:16Did he say anything?
03:18I don't think he's really on social media.
03:20No.
03:20I'd love to be cremated in a ball gown.
03:23Maybe I should get one.
03:25You'll have to get rest easy.com to bury you.
03:27We just need that phone to start ringing.
03:29Please, somebody die!
03:30Oh, dear me.
03:31Sorry.
03:34Jenna Mackey.
03:46What about her?
03:47I told you to stop Adam Barlow from poaching her.
03:50Well, lower your rates.
03:52Offer better coffee.
03:53Don't come crying to me.
03:56Copy of your signed contract, as well as the terms of that contract.
03:59A record of the phone calls you made and emails you sent to the resident you shared confidential information with.
04:06I don't know what you're talking about.
04:07I'm talking about the housing developers we represented who lost their case in court because of intel you leaked.
04:13Don't move out.
04:15Fight them.
04:16What they're doing isn't legal.
04:18Well, it wasn't.
04:20You were trying to screw people in.
04:21Jenna Mackey was an investor.
04:23She lost 1.2 million pounds in that fiasco.
04:26If your partner takes her on, I'll report you to the SRA.
04:29You can kiss your law career goodbye.
04:35Is it Casey Tunnock?
04:36I'm not being bullied.
04:38Josh Teague?
04:39It's none of them.
04:40But it is somebody.
04:41No.
04:42Is it Kellyanne Mulligan?
04:44Because, you know, she bullied Leo Smith so badly at Bessie Street that he developed a stutter and wet himself
04:49and assemble it.
04:51Whoever it is, you just, you have to confront them.
04:53You have to stand in front of them and say, I'm not afraid of you.
04:56Even if, you know, maybe you are a bit afraid of him.
05:00Hey, do you remember that video we watched in form that said all bullies are cowards?
05:04Right, come on.
05:05Repeat after me.
05:07I'm not afraid of you.
05:10I'm not afraid of you.
05:12Boo!
05:13Yeah, you are.
05:18You just buried your dad.
05:19That's what I said.
05:22Well, we could drink somewhere else, can't we?
05:24You know, like, man, a flying horse, a false number nine.
05:26Well, I don't like the false number nine.
05:27I don't like sports bars, they're too bright.
05:29Well, either way, you don't need Ben, do you?
05:33Well, he's a decent enough blow and I'd miss the rover.
05:36You like him.
05:37Liked, until he took issue with me best mate.
05:40Anyway, I don't like anybody who likes rugby.
05:42Rugby union, that is, anyway.
05:43Well, he came to be dad's funeral.
05:45I mean, he didn't have to do that.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Anyway, you get to your age, you don't need any more friends.
05:54Oh, you all have the head on you today.
05:57Yeah, me and dad had one or two when I got back last night.
06:00How was he?
06:01Oh, well, Steve sent a text to apologise.
06:03Said he was just being overprotective.
06:05Must be a tough guy, I think.
06:06He had going, but with all the ex-squaddies in the joint.
06:09There's nothing tough about that brigade.
06:12I just had no idea Amy was here.
06:14It was tapless.
06:16Oh, saints above.
06:18What is it?
06:19Only an article about the local undertaker
06:22with a picture taken in this very establishment.
06:25I see then.
06:27Oh, that could be any pub.
06:28It clearly says Rover's return on the window behind him.
06:33Back to front, though.
06:34And if anyone holds a mirror up to it, they'll clearly see.
06:37Who's going to hold a phone up to a mirror?
06:38This could cost us.
06:40It's not even a real news source.
06:42Just because someone sticks it on the internet,
06:43it doesn't make it true.
06:44A man facing all those allegations,
06:47drinking in our pub.
06:48Now listen to the caption.
06:50George Shuttleworth enjoying a drink in his local.
06:53His local.
06:55There are 33 comments on this site alone.
06:58Oh, we'd be tainted by association.
07:01You're insane.
07:04Well, he missed it.
07:07He didn't.
07:08I did.
07:09It wasn't my fault.
07:10So whose fault was it?
07:11The tooth fairies?
07:12Oh, look, the parking at that hospital's a nightmare.
07:15And where were you till 4.30?
07:16Well, we went for lunch.
07:18Lunch.
07:18Anywhere decent.
07:19So what happens now?
07:20I'll make another appointment so well.
07:22When?
07:23I'll be in the kitchen if anyone needs me.
07:25Did you go out without a coat on?
07:27Are you serious?
07:29Oh, that'll really help a man in your condition.
07:31What condition?
07:32I'm not ten years old, ma.
07:34Then why act like it?
07:37George, I've put a statement on the website.
07:39I don't know what else you want me to do.
07:40You know, this is monumentally unfair.
07:44Have you no shame?
07:45I was just collecting glasses.
07:47I'm talking to your brother, the local con man.
07:49He hasn't conned anybody.
07:51Well, the telephone says otherwise.
07:53Telephone?
07:53Social media.
07:54He's completely innocent.
07:56You get back to work.
07:58And you, out.
08:00You can't throw somebody out based on slander and conjecture.
08:05Do you hear what people say about you?
08:07Well, you and all, get out.
08:09You're being ridiculous.
08:10I can bar you too, Sonny.
08:12Oh, yeah, that sounds like a great business plan.
08:14Well, I prefer it to yours.
08:16Bury the dead with one hand while robbing their beloved with the other.
08:19George was a worthy recipient of those gifts, all right?
08:22He didn't ask anybody to put him in their will.
08:24Todd, just leave it.
08:25Come on, it's not worth it.
08:26You can't reason with people like her.
08:27Come on.
08:28I suppose you're involved and all.
08:31I will never step foot in this dump again.
08:34Good.
08:37I actually probably will, but I am coming.
08:40Wait a minute.
08:41If they go, I go.
08:43I'll pop your P45 in the post.
08:45The woman's barking.
08:46Glenda, no, love, you can't lose your living and all.
08:49Oh, watch me.
08:50No, you need your income.
08:51George, there's a line and she's just crossed it.
08:54Go on, then.
08:55Get out.
08:56Go.
08:57Go and rob the elderly.
08:59And never show your faces in here again.
09:16Sam.
09:21How's it going?
09:23Bad.
09:25They're all worried about you.
09:27Your parents.
09:31Look, the longer this goes on, the more likely they are to prize your deluded conspiracy theories out of you.
09:37I told you they won't believe a word of it.
09:38I'm not afraid of you.
09:43What?
09:45I'll tell the truth.
09:47Now, tonight, I'll tell everyone.
09:52Okay.
09:55Yeah, it's true.
09:57All of it.
09:59Does that make you feel better?
10:01No.
10:03Me and Will go to bed with each other.
10:06Tell us all and I'll laugh.
10:10I'll say it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
10:12And I've told you, I'll tell the police that you fancy me.
10:15And that's why you planted a camera in my living room to catch me and my skimpies.
10:22You're a little pervert.
10:23And that camera's got your fingerprints all over it.
10:26You staged it.
10:28Oh, what, when I let him down gently?
10:32Yeah, a bit of am-dram, I'll give you that.
10:36But after,
10:38we went into my bedroom,
10:41and you'd blush if I told you what we did.
10:44Bet you wish that camera was in there, don't you?
10:46Peeping Sam.
10:51Remember what I said.
10:53Take me on and I'll destroy you.
11:07I can feel it yourself, Eva.
11:10I've always wondered how you do that.
11:12Sixth sense.
11:13We teach you that witching school.
11:15Oh, my school days weren't nearly as idyllic as that.
11:19The nuns.
11:20I still have dreams about them.
11:23Can I ask you something?
11:24Is it about Bono?
11:26No, it's not about Bono.
11:28Because every time I talk about my childhood,
11:30you ask me about the time that I met Bono,
11:32when my cousins lived in Ballymun.
11:34Of course, in those days, he was still called Paul.
11:38I was just going to ask you if you were all right.
11:43An echocardiogram is not nothing, and to miss it is unforgivable.
11:47I did try and get him there, but he was as rough as a bear's backside, and the parking was
11:51terrible.
11:51I've heard the car park excuse before.
11:54It's not an excuse.
11:55The car park was rammed.
11:57I made him get out and walk, but he couldn't find the department by himself.
11:59Do I have to do everything for that man?
12:02At the age of 46?
12:03Nobody's asking you to do anything.
12:05And yet without me, you got nowhere.
12:09Yesterday got to you.
12:11Steve's dad.
12:12What about him?
12:14Well, he's an Irishman.
12:17Sure, there's plenty of them both sides of the ground.
12:19And a father.
12:21I just wondered whether it made you think of Ben's dad.
12:26I mean, it made me think of people that I'd lost.
12:30Susie's dad?
12:32Yes, among others.
12:35Shedding tears for an ex now, are we?
12:38All right, okay.
12:39Look, I just thought the day had got to you, and I wanted to check in.
12:42Don't take it out of my bunters.
12:44And Glenda stays.
12:49Hey, Mrs Pingate, she's very dignified in a ball gown.
12:57Mr Pingate will be delighted.
13:00What?
13:01Uh, oh, yeah, thanks.
13:03I cannot believe that we've been barred.
13:06Barred.
13:07No.
13:07Can you believe?
13:08That's only the third time that's ever happened to me.
13:10Glenda's going to regret that.
13:12I mean, it's all right being the big hero, but come tomorrow morning when she's joining that doll cube.
13:19Oh, for God's sake, she hasn't sent you out to talk to me as well.
13:24Oh, no, I didn't even know you were out here.
13:26Will's just getting changed.
13:27We've got a session.
13:28He'd be lost without you, Pat.
13:31Is it true you've barred half the street?
13:33I barred George Shuttleworth and his wench and the boy who works for him.
13:37Oh, based on what?
13:39Based on them dragging this premises into the mire.
13:43People see those photos on their phones.
13:46Well, what, the local side with them?
13:49We'll just get new locals.
13:51Big extreme.
13:53I made a mistake.
13:54Oh, I'm sure they'll understand.
13:57A long time ago.
13:59Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
14:01Not like the one I made.
14:03You make one wrong move your whole life.
14:08Whatever it is, you can't put the genie back in the bottle.
14:11If I had three wishes.
14:14I'm discreet.
14:16It'll stay between us.
14:17You just focus on my grandson.
14:20And here he is, speak of the devil.
14:23Are we ready?
14:24Yeah.
14:25Off you go.
14:27See you later.
14:42Hey.
14:42Hey.
14:46What's he doing?
14:48Have you seen it all then?
14:50It's hard to avoid it, isn't it?
14:52I hope you're telling everyone it's back alive.
14:55It means a lot.
14:59How are you, Ferran?
15:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
15:06It's this dating app thing.
15:07It keeps going off every two seconds.
15:10Mr. Pop, you know?
15:10No, I'm sorry.
15:11It's, yeah.
15:12Oh, no.
15:13We'll just honk it, eh?
15:14I'd better just, um...
15:16It's a no to you.
15:17It's a no to you.
15:19You're a maybe.
15:21Definitely a maybe.
15:23A no to you.
15:34I'm sorry, Glenda.
15:38Do you want your job back?
15:40Is my brother still bored?
15:45No.
15:48Then I accept.
15:51It's all this business with Ben's heart.
15:53Oh, you don't have to explain.
15:55I'll tell George, Todd, and maybe Christina.
15:58I had a dream last night that he dropped dead in front of me.
16:01His heart burst out of his chest on a spring like a jack in the box.
16:09Uh, I take it I'm still allowed to come in?
16:12Just.
16:14What news from number one?
16:15Well, Steve's gone to work, but I know he feels bad about yesterday.
16:19And so does Ben.
16:20But he's as stubborn as a mule.
16:22What can I get you, love?
16:24Red wine, please.
16:25I'll go.
16:28Oh, babe, have you heard from the hospital?
16:30No, not yet.
16:31Chase him.
16:32I'll probably get a ladder in six months.
16:34I have no more symptoms anyway, so what's the point?
16:37Susie's already lost one, Dad.
16:38I'm not going to die.
16:39Well, your mum had a dream.
16:41Ugh, the one about the jack in the box.
16:43You'll be sorry if it turns out she has got supernatural powers.
16:46I'll store it.
16:48Um, do you think she's all right?
16:50Mama?
16:51No.
16:52Why? What's wrong with her?
16:54Oh, how long have you got, babe?
16:55No, I don't, I don't mean in general, I mean now.
16:59So are they bored or not?
17:00It's been lifted.
17:01Down to me, that is.
17:02I said I'm not coming back to work till they're welcoming the pub.
17:05Put her right in the place.
17:07I can hear you.
17:10Anyway, it's him that should be bored.
17:12Oh, I thought you'd be too busy getting rich off my brother's misfortune.
17:16The misfortune of being so decent, that is.
17:18Glenda, can I discuss that with you?
17:20I bet you can't.
17:23I think it's absolutely shameless.
17:27And we'll leave it at that.
17:28We will.
17:31Everybody's entitled to a fair shake.
17:33Enjoy your drink.
17:36There's no need for that.
17:37She's taking the shine right off my day.
17:42So, what's the cause for celebration?
17:44Ah, well, surprise.
17:48Go on, open it.
17:50It's from that little jewellers that you like.
17:52It's an antique.
17:54It's not my birthday.
17:55Two words for you.
17:57Jenna Mackey.
17:59Listen.
17:59I stole her.
18:00Paperwork's almost done.
18:02Go on, try it on.
18:03Should you really be doing this?
18:05Alia, I love you.
18:06Pinching their clients.
18:08Well, you pinch clients for me when you work for them.
18:10Yeah, I was naive.
18:12You've got no excuse.
18:13You know how ruthless Fabians are.
18:15You know how they operate.
18:16You can't take on Jenna Mackey.
18:18She left of her own free will.
18:20They didn't offer favourable terms.
18:21I did.
18:22Sorry, we did.
18:24Come on, a client like that could keep us going for years.
18:35Why do people say ten to the dozen when they mean something's fast?
18:39If only we had access to some kind of worldwide database.
18:46All right.
18:47Hiya, son.
18:50Ah, new appointments just come through.
18:52At the hospital.
18:53They should charge you for this morning, wasting NHS time.
18:56I gladly pay.
18:57Here we are.
18:58It refers to the efficiency and speed of early steam engines,
19:01particularly in Cornish tin mines.
19:03Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
19:04It's to do with the amount of water pumped.
19:06You can impress Lauren with that fact when she gets on shift.
19:10Or Steve's daughter, whichever takes your fucking thing.
19:13Did anybody feed Susie?
19:15He's got a new appointment for his jam tart, so you can chill your boots.
19:18When is it?
19:19It's a couple of weeks, ma'am.
19:21Fingers crossed.
19:22Yeah, fingers crossed you don't drop dead,
19:23like in her dream about the jack-in-the-box.
19:26Or it's not hereditary.
19:28You'll drop dead too.
19:29Oh, very nice.
19:30You hear that, Will?
19:31Bantering about our deaths.
19:33He's ready.
19:34Ooh, what are you having?
19:35Oh, I don't know.
19:36She says it's a surprise.
19:38What's that pasta dish she does?
19:39Get your owny.
19:40Yeah.
19:40Every man for himself or something like that, innit?
19:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:43Hey, we've not done today's thing.
19:45All right.
19:50Contentment is natural, well.
19:52Yeah, that'll do for me, that.
19:55Socrates.
19:56Yeah, oh yeah.
19:56He was a damn fine footballer in, wasn't he?
19:58Do you remember that game in Italy in 82 when Zico got it off her back of heel?
20:01Yeah, I do, yeah.
20:03All right, chill out.
20:04See you in the morning.
20:05See you.
20:10Steve, I'm not disturbing you, am I?
20:12Well, we're a cab office, so you're meant to.
20:14Where are you going?
20:15You and Ben haven't made up.
20:18Well, he's welcome to make the first move.
20:22Your parents, it was a bit of a rollercoaster ride, wasn't it?
20:27Yeah, yeah, I suppose so.
20:29But you survived.
20:30And here you are with your business and your family and friends.
20:34I survived.
20:35This malady that struck your father down.
20:39Er, myotonic dystrophy.
20:41Wasn't there a 50% chance that you yourself might have had it?
20:45Well, I didn't, and my brother didn't either, so.
20:49What does it entail, this thing, just out of curiosity?
20:55Well, it, er, weakens the muscles until you waste away.
21:00Well, you must have been so relieved when they said you were grand.
21:04Well, yeah, because, you know, if I had it, then Amy might have had it, or Emma.
21:07Er, or, well, you know, Oliver, even.
21:09Oh, he was the wee lad you lost?
21:12Er, yeah, it was unrelated, though.
21:15So it affects the heart?
21:16Yeah, erm, you can get heart failure, arrhythmia, palpitation.
21:21I mean, you know, I'm no doctor, so.
21:25Still, an unpleasant business all round.
21:28Yeah.
21:30Sorry, where was it you said you were going?
21:32Oh, nowhere.
21:34I was just checking in after yesterday.
21:37Good night, now.
21:38Yeah, good night.
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21:59Next, it's Beat the Chasers.
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