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Coronation Street 4th March 2026
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00:28It's a big day for a little one.
00:31Oh, that's a big day for anyone.
00:34Oh, I've got a text from a namesake.
00:39Oh, Super Doctor Harper.
00:43Oh, send a message, that's really sweet.
00:46Yeah, and a bit sickening.
00:49That brainy surgeon is also really thoughtful and nice.
00:52I mean, if I didn't like him so much, I'd hate him.
00:56That reminds me, actually, I need to send him some pie.
00:59What?
01:00Bernie said that when he was in the cafe,
01:02he was absolutely mad on the cheese and onion pie,
01:04but they don't do it down south, so I thought I'd send him some.
01:07You're going to send him some pie in the post?
01:10Yeah, that'll be funny.
01:12And thoughtful.
01:14And aggressively northern.
01:15I mean, it's leaning a bit too much into stereotype, innit?
01:18Why don't you just deliver it with a whip that were in a flat cap?
01:21Shut up!
01:22Hey, Mr Harper, here's your pie.
01:25For your supper.
01:27Stop it.
01:28I mean, it's just...
01:33I wish he was doing this today.
01:36Hey, come on.
01:37Not today has been amazing.
01:40Yeah, but you know what I mean?
01:42Her heart was so small, innit she?
01:45You'd have to be really brave, too.
01:47Oh, no.
01:48I used to have to leave room when Carly were trimming Lily's nails.
01:51It's not how anybody goes near a baby with a scalp.
01:53I can't, don't.
01:54I don't.
01:55Oh, come on.
01:56Come on.
01:57She's going to be fine, look.
01:58I mean, she's obviously proper hard, innit she?
02:01I mean, look what she's survived already.
02:02The crash.
02:03The major, you know, surgery.
02:06Now this.
02:08She'll be absolutely fine.
02:10You watch.
02:12Lily!
02:14Oh, come on.
02:15Hurry up.
02:16Come and get your breakfast.
02:16You're going to be late for school.
02:17Don't see why I've got to go to school today.
02:19Like, really?
02:20You've been going long enough and you don't know.
02:21OK, right, because of the position on the neck,
02:23there's a high risk of blood loss.
02:25Yes.
02:26Yeah, blood loss.
02:27What the heck?
02:27Who is he talking to?
02:29No, small chance.
02:30That's literally what it says.
02:32If the entire teratoma is not removed,
02:34there is a small chance that what is left of the mass
02:37could turn malignant.
02:38Oh, who are you talking to?
02:40Say hello, Mum.
02:41Oh, hello.
02:42Hi, Gail.
02:43She wants me to tell her about all the risks.
02:45OK, so damage to the nerves that impact facial movement and speech.
02:48issues with swallowing and eating,
02:51or if the tumour extends to the spinal cord.
02:54Yeah.
02:55I mean, obviously there's always going to be risks,
02:57but maybe we should just focus on the positives, yeah?
02:59Mum, do you hear that?
03:00Toy's saying we should stay positive.
03:02Oh, she's gone.
03:03She just wants to make sure Max is kept up today.
03:05Yeah, I told him that I'd ring him when it's finished.
03:07It is really dangerous today, isn't it?
03:10Well, I mean, Papa's so little that she needs all these machines
03:13hooked up to her just to keep her alive,
03:15let alone a major operation.
03:17Yeah, I mean...
03:19I don't know, maybe...
03:21Don't you think we should be there?
03:23Well, they said they didn't want any fuss.
03:25Yeah, but that's...
03:26That's the thing Shona says sometimes.
03:28She doesn't always mean it.
03:31We've only got a couple of bookings in for lunch.
03:33Yeah, I can bring my laptop.
03:34I haven't got any meetings booked in.
03:36I'll come too.
03:37Oh, all right, all right.
03:38But if they kick off, I'm blaming you lot.
03:41Er, Jo, did you want a lift?
03:43Oh, yeah, Ty, that'd be great.
03:44Are you scared of David?
03:46David, no. Shona terrified.
03:48Er, can I come too?
03:48No!
03:49Go to school, Lily!
03:52Do you know what time it is?
03:54You're such a lazy...
03:55Oi!
03:57What are you doing in there?
03:58Where's Debs?
04:00Didn't you hear?
04:02She's collapsed.
04:03They've took her to hospital.
04:05What?
04:05Is she all right?
04:07She's already on her way back.
04:08So you can ask her yourself.
04:10Come on.
04:11Out of there.
04:15Just keep bouncing, bouncing, bouncing.
04:18Go into the room.
04:20Just keep bouncing.
04:21Hello.
04:22Hello.
04:23Hello.
04:26Oh.
04:27It turns out this one's a massive fan of interior design.
04:31Ain't ya?
04:32Ain't ya?
04:33Ah, right.
04:34Yes.
04:35You didn't think that she fancied watching a cartoon, then?
04:38No.
04:38Why would I do that to myself?
04:41Besides, you only like shapes and colours, don't ya?
04:44And this lot are a big fan of beige, aren't they?
04:49Oh, dear.
04:50Oh, dear.
04:50Bless you.
04:52She's got a sniffle.
04:53Which means we're gonna get a sniffle.
04:55Oh, my.
04:57What happened then?
04:58What does that mean?
04:59What does that mean?
05:01See?
05:02That could be a sympathy sneeze.
05:04What?
05:05You know, like a sympathy sneeze.
05:08When somebody yawns and then everybody else yawns.
05:11That's what that is.
05:12No, I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply to sneezing.
05:15Well, apparently it says you're empathetic.
05:17You know, the catchy yawn thing.
05:19Well, you're definitely catching someone.
05:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:22Very funny.
05:23You see you.
05:25I definitely felt for their coughing in the night.
05:28It's horrible when they're sick at this age, isn't it?
05:30Can you imagine how next door feels?
05:33Still, I only like Harper, don't I?
05:37Yeah.
05:39She's the only one I like out of that family.
05:41And she is still under review.
05:43Yes.
05:44We'll decide, won't we?
05:45When she finally moves in.
05:47Yes.
05:48So you're gonna be alright looking after Connie today, then?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Of course I am.
05:54There's loads of these episodes.
05:57Well, she seems happy enough, anyway.
05:59Girl's got good taste, haven't ya?
06:01Yeah.
06:02Oi!
06:02Not just in daytime telly, either.
06:04Right, I'll see you later.
06:05Bye-bye.
06:06Be good.
06:07What are they doing?
06:09How much weight can they put all over the walls?
06:12They've got a baby and a toddler.
06:15What were they thinking?
06:17Huh?
06:19Exactly.
06:25How long has it been now?
06:28Seriously, David, it's been five minutes since you last asked.
06:31Anyway, you've got the time on your phone.
06:34Alright.
06:35It's been two hours.
06:36Alright, so we've got eight hours left.
06:38And I'm not sitting here for the next eight hours.
06:40Waiting, listening to you wittering on.
06:43Well, do you want to go for a walk?
06:44No, I don't want to go for a walk.
06:46I just want to sit here for the next eight hours and wait to find out how Harper is.
06:50Okay.
06:50Sounds like a plan.
06:53Hi!
06:54Hi!
06:54They're here.
06:55They're over here.
06:56What are you doing?
06:57Hey!
06:58What's going on?
06:58It's alright.
06:59We just thought we couldn't keep the company.
07:00What, even though I told you not, Tom?
07:02I know, but we thought we didn't know that.
07:04Yeah, you do talk a lot of nonsense sometimes.
07:07Is that okay with you, Jonah?
07:08Well, yeah.
07:09I mean, you're here now, aren't you?
07:10Save my list and be able to win for the next eight.
07:12Hey!
07:13Any news?
07:14No, nothing.
07:14What's Toya doing here?
07:16She's family.
07:17I've got sandwiches.
07:18All right, well, Toya can stay rest if you can jog on, love.
07:20Stop it!
07:21I mean, it's just...
07:23Right, I've got two types here.
07:24I've got hummus and char-grilled vegetables and cold caprese panini.
07:29Panino?
07:30Panino?
07:30Is that the singular?
07:31I don't know.
07:31I've got loads, so I've got paninis.
07:33You'll know.
07:33Thanks, Toya.
07:34Well, these ones are yesterdays from the Bisto, but they're pretty good second day, aren't they?
07:37Yeah, I think they're nice if they go all oily.
07:39Rory, do me a favour.
07:40Will you just call Mum and just let her know?
07:42Cos I can't be bothered talking to her again after this morning.
07:45Well, I've already hearted and thumbs up her messages in the black chat, so...
07:47Yeah, but, you know, she doesn't like an emoji, does she?
07:50Just, I don't know, do like a selfie or something that'll do the trick.
07:52Well, we're not doing a selfie in an hospital.
07:54Nick, Toya, shall we get a selfie?
07:57You sure you're okay with us being here?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Good, cos it was me.
08:02I really wanted to be here.
08:04Right, I've got some sudokus if you want to do one of those, Shona.
08:07No, tell.
08:08Ooh.
08:12Just look after yourself, yeah?
08:14I'll look in on you in a bit.
08:17Yeah.
08:21So what's happened then?
08:23Come in, Lulu.
08:25Have you been to hospital?
08:26Yeah.
08:28And?
08:31Mind your own business.
08:33Everybody's business is everybody's business in here, though, innit?
08:35I mean, you don't have to tell me, but I'll find out.
08:37You know what Dawn's like with gossip.
08:42I've had another TIA.
08:45What's a TIA?
08:47It's like a mini-stroke.
08:50Eh.
08:50It's what happens to people with VD.
08:55Vascular dementia.
08:59Right.
09:02Sorry to hear that.
09:03You all right?
09:05Yeah.
09:07Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09Right.
09:09Good.
09:12Do you want to, like, talk about it?
09:15No.
09:16Are you going to say that?
09:17Walked right into it.
09:19And yet you're still sat sitting here.
09:23My, erm, my nan had a stroke.
09:27So if you need a hand or anything.
09:31Hmm.
09:33The stroke itself isn't the bad thing.
09:35I can have a TIA and feel writer's reign after.
09:38Well, not writer's reign, but you know, it doesn't affect me that much.
09:42So what's the bad thing?
09:44You said the stroke isn't the bad thing.
09:46Hmm.
09:48The bad thing is...
09:51I had one recently.
09:53And this one was worse.
09:56So...
09:57This might be how it's going now.
10:01This could be it.
10:03The decline of the Debster.
10:06Or Debalina.
10:07As my friend Glenda likes to call me.
10:09That's her there.
10:12My last few months, eh.
10:15And here I am.
10:17Stuck in here with...
10:19Me?
10:21Yeah.
10:23You.
10:24No offence.
10:26None taken.
10:27Look, I get it.
10:28You don't want to be stuck in here.
10:29You want to be...
10:30Out there.
10:31With the people you love.
10:33If...
10:33If this is it.
10:34Yay!
10:35Give the girl a goldfish.
10:37Sure.
10:40You gonna tell Ronnie?
10:43Yeah.
10:44Yeah, I might do eventually.
10:47Eventually?
10:48Well, he knows how this goes.
10:51There's only one ending.
10:52Yeah, but...
10:53He knows.
10:57We all do.
11:00Have you done something different to that hummus?
11:02Because that is nice.
11:03Yeah, it's an ice cube of aquafaba.
11:05And you drop it in before you blend it.
11:07It's a game changer.
11:09I'm sure these sterkers are getting harder.
11:11Mm.
11:12Is it looking okay?
11:13The wifi keeps cutting out.
11:15Yeah, mine's rubbish.
11:16Jonah?
11:16They just rushed into the room where Harper's office.
11:18What?
11:20Oh.
11:20Sorry.
11:21Sorry.
11:21Oh, David.
11:26What's happened?
11:26Well, they didn't say much, but they said something about a bleed.
11:29A bleed?
11:30Yeah.
11:30They said it wasn't serious, though.
11:32Well, a bleed sounds serious.
11:33I know.
11:33Why don't you ask them more?
11:35Because I thought it was best to let them go in and do the job, all right?
11:37I'm going to go look for someone.
11:42I'm sure it won't be serious.
11:43Yeah, they'll know what they're doing.
11:45Yeah, thanks, guys.
11:46That's really helpful.
11:47I'm really glad you came.
11:49Well, look, I'm only...
11:50Well, I don't know what the hell you're doing here, Sarah,
11:52cos all you're doing is sat around,
11:54chatting about flipping wi-fi and hummus.
11:56Look, we just wanted to support you.
11:58I don't want you supporting it.
11:59I don't want any of you here.
12:00You're just making things worse.
12:01We'll go.
12:02We'll go.
12:02Yeah, just go.
12:03Please.
12:19You're joking.
12:21Well, that's dead funny.
12:22Pink!
12:23I can imagine.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Hey, we have a laugh here too, you know.
12:26One of the...
12:28Officers slipped on a bit of gravy and landed on a bomb.
12:32And we all laughed at that.
12:34Well, I've got to go.
12:36I'll love you and leave you.
12:39Oh, I'll love you and leave you.
12:41Oh, Shanice, is Sally there?
12:43Can you put her on for me?
12:46Shanice?
12:47Hello?
12:49Hello?
12:49Shanice?
12:50Don't leave them.
12:52And turn that off.
12:53A dentist appointment's not an excuse for your screen time.
12:56I'm taking you back to school in five minutes.
12:58Come on, five minutes.
12:59Lou, hi.
13:01Oh, sorry about that.
13:02I'm going to have to work on Shanice's phone etiquette.
13:05Oh, it's fine.
13:05I'm running out of credit anyway.
13:07I just wanted to say thank you for sorting out Joni's netball club.
13:12Oh, it's fine.
13:12Look, I'm used to it with my girls.
13:15Sophie had a pretty mean bend and flip back in the day.
13:18So, Saturday tea time then?
13:21That'd be great.
13:21Yeah, ta.
13:22Lovely.
13:23Right, is there anything else?
13:26Erm...
13:26Yeah.
13:27Actually, there, erm...
13:29There sort of is.
13:34Oh, sorry.
13:35I, erm...
13:36I am going.
13:37I just nipped to the shop.
13:38I, erm...
13:40I get low blood sugar when I don't eat.
13:42I'm not diabetic or anything.
13:43I just...
13:44I get tired and grouchy.
13:46OK.
13:47I'm sorry I shouted.
13:49No.
13:49No, don't be.
13:50I mean...
13:51I totally get it.
13:52There are a lot of us.
13:54Yeah, there is.
13:58Any news?
13:59No.
14:00No.
14:00Just...
14:00Well, they said, erm...
14:02Even if there was a bleed, it's probably minor, so...
14:06Oh, that's good.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Yeah.
14:13Do you, er...
14:14Do you want a bit?
14:15No.
14:16No, I've had some of Toya's sarnies.
14:22Well, feel free to say no, but you look like you could do with a hug.
14:27Oh.
14:28No.
14:28I mean, you don't have to already, do you?
14:30No, no.
14:30We can...
14:31Yeah, we can hug.
14:32Just don't tell anyone.
14:35I won't.
14:36OK.
14:40Harper will be fine, you know.
14:41I promise.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Yeah, I know.
14:45Well, I'll see ya.
14:47See ya.
14:59Look at you.
15:01Aw, she's... she?
15:03Yeah.
15:04She's gorgeous.
15:06Yeah.
15:07This is Tilly.
15:07Say hello, Tilly.
15:09Hiya.
15:09Hi, Tilly.
15:11We're hoping we can take her home soon.
15:13Aw, how exciting.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Are you with the girl that's having the big op?
15:20Sorry, I heard the nurses talking.
15:22Shouldn't have said anything, sorry.
15:24No, no, no, it's fine, yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:26Uh, yeah, I am.
15:27I'm...
15:28I'm my mum.
15:29Shona.
15:29Nicky?
15:31Yeah, my...
15:33My little Harper's in for a big day today.
15:36That was the dad.
15:37He's...
15:38spinning out a bit, you know.
15:39That's what dads are for, eh?
15:41Mmm.
15:42No.
15:42I mean, to be fair to him, he's been brilliant.
15:45I just...
15:46Well, sometimes I just wish I wasn't having to be the strong one all the time, but...
15:50Well, from what I've just seen, you're doing brilliantly.
15:54Him and Harper are lucky to have you.
15:57It's all right.
15:58Right.
15:59Bye, Tilly.
16:00Say bye.
16:00Bye.
16:01Bye, Shona.
16:02See you.
16:09Hey, Sal.
16:10What can I do for you?
16:11Um, I tried to ring you.
16:12I've just got off the phone from Lou at the prison.
16:14Is everything okay?
16:16Debbie had another TIA last night.
16:18What?
16:19Yeah.
16:19She's fine.
16:20They took her to the hospital to check her out and apparently she's already back.
16:24Why didn't anybody tell me anything?
16:26I don't know, but like Lou said, she's fine and she's obviously just a bit shaken up.
16:30Hello?
16:31Yeah, this is Debbie Webster's husband.
16:33I've just been told she's had a serious medical emergency.
16:39Yeah, I'll hold.
16:45You're beautiful.
16:46Oh.
16:48So no emergencies then?
16:50No, I've not broken her yet, have I?
16:53You didn't need to come back and check on me on your lunch hour.
16:56I'm not checking on you.
16:57I'm seeing you.
16:57There's a difference.
16:58Oh.
16:59Come here.
16:59So score out of ten for what you're seeing.
17:02What?
17:04Hi.
17:06I'll give you a solid nine.
17:10Nine?
17:11Why not a ten?
17:12Well, because this one's smelling a bit ripe.
17:15Come on, nap your time.
17:16Ripe?
17:17There you go.
17:18Hiya.
17:20Oh, f***ing it, Connie, not again.
17:23I can't believe what, actually, since you're here.
17:25Er, no, no, no, no.
17:27I'll have to do back in a minute.
17:29Funny, that, isn't it?
17:30If you're being honest, I was awful at it when Betsy was tiny.
17:33I'm ashamed to say it was Becky.
17:37Her other mum was in charge of plumbing.
17:39You mean Becky?
17:41Why can't you say her name?
17:42I don't know.
17:43It's his reflex, I guess.
17:45I just don't want to be a part of our life anymore.
17:47I know.
17:47Well, now they do what I booked.
17:49She kind of is, isn't she?
17:51It's all right, ladies.
17:53We've all got a pass, haven't we?
17:58Becky?
17:58Mm-hmm.
18:00There.
18:00Better?
18:01Mm.
18:04Do you, er...
18:05Do you fancy saying the names of your exes out loud,
18:08or do you reckon we need to book out a weekend?
18:10Hey!
18:10Just cos I've got a baby in me hand doesn't mean I can't hurt you.
18:13You're very naughty, you know.
18:15Mm, don't know me half.
18:16Mm.
18:18Right.
18:19I need to go.
18:20I'll see you later.
18:21Okay.
18:24Bye.
18:25Bye.
18:27Hey, she's got a point, you know.
18:29I mean, if you're gonna take after your family,
18:31probably best you give your dad and me a miss.
18:33Come on then, ripy.
18:39It'll be dark now.
18:41Mm.
18:44You know when, like, you go to the cinema in the daytime,
18:47and you come out when it's dark,
18:49and it really messes with your head?
18:52Mm.
18:53Well, this is the exact opposite of that.
18:56I've never just watched time pass before.
18:59Yeah.
19:03Do you think Harper feels that?
19:07You know, like, time passing, boredom, loneliness?
19:13Don't know.
19:16I'm never gonna let her feel like that.
19:18You know, lonely.
19:20It's the worst thing.
19:22Well, I doubt she feels lonely,
19:24not with all that lot around her anyway.
19:28Sometimes it's all I crave, a bit of loneliness.
19:30You don't mean that.
19:32Here we go.
19:43Oh!
19:44Flippin' heck!
19:45What's that?
19:49David!
19:50What are you doing here?
19:52Well, we sort of didn't leave.
19:55So, how is she?
20:00She's fine.
20:01Oh!
20:01Oh, my goodness!
20:02She's totally fine.
20:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:07Long time.
20:07Oh!
20:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:09She's fine.
20:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:10She's fine.
20:11Yeah.
20:13Hey!
20:14What have you done?
20:16What?
20:16I've just been told me husband's coming in,
20:18for an emergency visit.
20:19What have you said?
20:20I had a call with my kids, and yeah,
20:22I might have mentioned something to Sally.
20:24Why?
20:25How dare you?
20:27Let's just calm it down there, ladies.
20:29You know nothing about me.
20:30Nothing.
20:31We're not friends.
20:32You're just some common little stuff bad
20:34with a psycho killer husband.
20:36You need to back off.
20:37Right, the pair of you.
20:38Stop it now.
20:39Oh, finally.
20:40Yeah.
20:41That's all I've ever wanted to do.
20:42Me?
20:43Back off!
20:44You mean nout to me, you, Lou.
20:46So I'd let you back off!
20:48Yeah, all right.
20:49I'm backing off.
20:51Backing off.
21:01Backing off.
21:02See?
21:03What do I keep saying?
21:04Proper hard.
21:06No.
21:07She's a lover, not a fighter.
21:10I wonder who she goes out for.
21:13I love you.
21:15I love you.
21:17I love you.
21:19I love you.
21:42I love you.
21:43Coming up next, a new thriller, The Stolen Girl.
21:47The Stolen Girl.
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