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01:00You have a voice speaking to you.
01:02About me, accurately and with a better vocabulary.
01:05Harold found himself exasperated.
01:07Shut up!
01:09Cursing the heavens in futility.
01:11No, I'm not. I've cursed you, you stupid voice. So shut up and leave me alone.
01:17So you're the young gentleman who called me about the narrator.
01:20The thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.
01:24Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
01:27I'm an IRS agent.
01:28Get bent, tax man!
01:31Everyone hates me.
01:34Well, that sounds like a comedy.
01:36Have you written anything new today?
01:39I figured out how to kill Harold Crink.
01:42Little did he know that events have been set in motion that would lead to his imminent death.
01:48What?
01:50Why? Hello? Come on!
01:53Oh, goody.
01:54This woman, Karen Eiffel, is one of my favorite authors.
01:58That's her. That's the voice. She's the narrator.
02:04Karen Eiffel, my name is Harold Crink. I believe you're writing a story about me.
02:08Is this a joke?
02:10You have to understand that this isn't a story to me. It's my life.
02:14I want to live.
02:16I need to speak to Karen Eiffel.
02:17I'm one of her characters.
02:19I'm sorry?
02:19I made her new book and she's going to kill me.
02:25How exciting is that?
02:26I'm sorry.
02:28I'm sorry.
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02:29I'm sorry.
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02:33I'm sorry.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:34Grazie.