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00:00On the parquet floor
00:01Ready to win under the basket
00:03We're not afraid of anyone
00:04Are you really ready to win the bank?
00:31Boom! In your reptile head
00:36The match is over!
00:37Pit bulls triumph over reptiles
00:3981 to 69
00:44This is Rocker Park's punishment
00:48Go home, reptiles!
00:49Well done Chandra!
00:51You've got our playing style down.
00:53Power and intimidation
00:54It's perfect
00:56You're truly one of us now.
01:09Wow! It's even more beautiful than I imagined!
01:13Yeah, and especially
01:15Welcome to the legendary Rocker Park field
01:18Harlem
01:18It's going to be too cold
01:20Not sure
01:21The pitbulls team is ranked extremely highly.
01:23And she has a bad reputation
01:25Look
01:27They are barbarians
01:28They crushed us
01:29I hope we never play against them again.
01:32That's promising
01:32If even reptiles are afraid of them
01:34That's normal
01:35That's the Rocker Park spirit
01:36They're tough guys.
01:37But we'll get through this.
01:38No wonder we're going to get through this
01:41Taxi
01:41Heading to Rocker Park
01:50Wow! He looks even classier than in the videos
01:57We'll be able to train in peace.
01:59Yeah, we have it all to ourselves.
02:00Here we go!
02:19Missed again
02:20I'm completely exhausted from all those hours on the road.
02:24Isn't that cute?
02:25The Texas dance team has arrived
02:28Yeah, I hope they didn't forget their tutus for the match.
02:32However, their prima ballerina is more like a great opera rat.
02:37Oh yeah!
02:38Come and play a little match against us!
02:40And we'll see who the dancers are.
02:42Okay, that's fine for a match.
02:44But pitbull against you
02:45But a 3 against 3
02:47We shouldn't tire ourselves out too much for the real match later.
02:49If the diva was needed in the gratin, who serves as their coach?
02:58My players do what they want
03:01Honor to the Chihuahua
03:03Uh, sorry to the people
03:06Here we go in 20 points
03:12We're going to eat you Rocker style
03:15Neo block on the right
03:26Boom!
03:27This is my home
03:32Hey !
03:32There's a big mistake there.
03:34This is an attack
03:35Let's calm down
03:36It's street ball
03:37The players referee themselves
03:47It will take a lot more than your acrobatics to stop me
03:49But you pulled me by my shirt
03:51Pauque chou!
03:53Write a letter of complaint
03:544 to 0
04:23It's going to be too easy
04:25This afternoon
04:26It's clear
04:29Even my little sister could beat them all by herself
04:36The ball is in our court.
04:38Oh yeah?
04:39Do you want the ball?
04:41Come and get it
04:45So you're missing some fingers, man.
04:47Play instead of talking
04:55This is my Nabot basket
04:57I won't allow you to put the ball in there.
04:59What's your problem?
05:00If you want to act tough
05:01You just have to choose an opponent who's your size.
05:05Mike, stop!
05:07How are you, Leo?
05:08Yes, it's fine.
05:09It takes more than that to bring me down.
05:13Calm Mike
05:14But did you see what he did to Leo?
05:16There's nothing
05:17He takes the ball
05:18If you are not able to play physically
05:19You need to change sports
05:21And all the other twisted mistakes you make
05:23This is Rocker Park, man.
05:24If you're not happy
05:26Go dance somewhere else
05:27You'll see if...
05:28That's enough, Mike
05:29Go with that, me
05:30We stop
05:31The match is over.
05:32What a game ?
05:33There was no match
05:33You were pulverized
05:35Come on guys!
05:36We'll leave these movies alone
05:37Anyway
05:38This afternoon
05:39This will be the real match
05:40And there
05:41Either they play
05:41Either it's a flat fee
05:42Hey star
05:44Cardboard
05:52They are completely sick
05:54We can't play against them
05:55It's dangerous
05:56They're going to massacre us
05:57Relax
05:58Apart from the blame on Leo
06:00Everything else
06:00It's all just a movie.
06:01To scare you
06:02Or make you lose your mind
06:03Well, they succeeded.
06:05Next time
06:06They're going to have to do a pat-pandera
06:07That's exactly what they want
06:09Your anger and frustration
06:11They will blind you
06:12You're going to make mistakes.
06:13And then you'll be excluded from the match
06:15Nevermind
06:16I won't be the only one
06:17They will put on the pressure
06:18We mustn't give in.
06:19You need to concentrate
06:21On your game
06:21That's easy for you to say.
06:23Listen to me
06:24I met some
06:25Thousands like that
06:26In my career
06:26And I learned to stay calm
06:27Like with this Spuddy
06:29Who keeps teasing me
06:30Well, I'm not even answering him.
06:32Yeah, but we
06:32We're not as calm as you
06:34That's why
06:35That I've prepared for you
06:36A little training
06:37In my own way
06:40Training
06:40Special
06:41Fear
06:42To avoid losing your composure
06:43Under pressure
06:44You dribble right up to me
06:46And you shoot
06:46Let's go!
06:50Hey, that's not fair!
06:52Following
06:54You're going to miss it
06:55You're going to miss it
06:57He can shout whatever he wants
06:59I will put my basket
07:02Help
07:03Do this to me
07:04Do this to me
07:05You missed it
07:08Following
07:14Bingo
07:15Who is it ?
07:16You're never afraid
07:17It's Leo
07:18Okay, carry on without me.
07:19I need to organize another training session
07:21For the Bat Panda
07:22Zen Special
07:23To remain calm
07:24In all circumstances
07:34I'm fine, I'm zen
07:35I've been holding on for at least two minutes
07:39What ?
07:40Do I also have to balance this on the tip of my nose?
07:43No, not on your forehead
07:45Zen Bat Panda
07:47You need to stay calm
07:56Oh, that's a terrible thing.
08:01Don't give up, girls!
08:03You have to be able to shoot under pressure
08:07Let the strongest through
08:13Yeah, well done Leo
08:14You're the strongest
08:15I'm not afraid of anything, I tell you.
08:17Yeah, well, we'll leave you guys to it, you super strong guys.
08:19And we're going to take a short drink break
08:21That works
08:22Bring us back some juice
08:23THANKS
08:30Ryan is worth a good dose of the New York crowd.
08:33To lose your grip on reality
08:36Stop making me muscular
08:37I am a human being
08:41Where is that you?
08:43Mom !
08:44Come here you
08:50And six bottles that make seven wines, girls!
08:57But is that Chandra?
09:00Do you know my darling little girl?
09:02Yeah, unfortunately
09:03We just got brutalized by his team on the field
09:06Ah, I see.
09:07But you know, she wasn't always like that.
09:10She was a sweet and kind child.
09:12Hard to imagine
09:14And yet Chandra has always been very talented at basketball
09:18She has incredible hands
09:19I know, I'm the one who trained him.
09:22But it became complicated for her
09:24She is very self-conscious about her huge body.
09:26And the teenagers in the neighborhood made fun of her.
09:29Chandra Zilla
09:30Chandra Mammoth
09:31Chandra reacted badly by responding with force
09:34That's where she met that good Aryan Spuddy and his pit bulls.
09:38Who made her even meaner with their hard basketball theory
09:41I hope she understands that this is nonsense.
09:44And that she will become my adorable little girl again
09:47Yeah, well, for now it's not a done deal.
09:59Am I alone enough now?
10:01Yeah, we'll see about that right away.
10:07The honor is yours, Batponda.
10:09What? There's no way I'm dancing.
10:11And definitely no gold, it takes too long.
10:18What are you doing here?
10:19Let's buy some drinks if that's not too much trouble for you.
10:21In fact, if we can offer you a juice, we'd be happy to.
10:25No way, I don't drink with the enemy.
10:27Hey Chandra
10:28That's not how I raised you.
10:38Your grandfather told us that you used to be a really great basketball player.
10:41I'm still a great player
10:42Have you already forgotten that we massacred you earlier?
10:45Yeah, but it was more like boxing than basketball.
10:48It seems you had golden hands and could play with finesse.
10:51Yeah, by my first year of high school I was already a starter on the team
10:55But the other girls were all princesses who thought only of making themselves beautiful
10:59And so it's good to do your hair.
11:01Just because we're basketball players doesn't mean we can't see ourselves as pretty.
11:03Did you look at me properly? I'm a giant.
11:06It's okay, we're not bothering you too much.
11:17Well done Mike, you passed the dance test!
11:19Now we move on to the next one
11:27Can we know what you were doing with those girls?
11:30We were just chatting, that's all.
11:31And what about? Our game system?
11:34What system? Apart from intimidation, we don't have one, this isn't basketball.
11:38Basketball is first and foremost a family, our family.
11:41There, the high-fivers act all nice to you.
11:44But as soon as your back is turned, you'll be chandrasila this, chandramamout that
11:48Like the others
11:49We may be tough, but we're not making fun of you.
11:52Because you are part of our family
11:54That's true, sorry.
12:02He didn't want to come that one
12:06So, what do you think, Tony? Not bad, huh?
12:12Well done Badponda, you are now officially Zenpanda
12:24Super Stella, next
12:32After that I can shoot all the pit bulls on earth
12:39They seem to have regained their confidence
12:43Not bad, girls, soon you won't be afraid of anything anymore
12:47Like me, and definitely not one of those big houses
12:51Ah, 12 o'clock, no, I didn't mean that
12:5612 o'clock? How are you, Leo?
12:58Oh yes, of course, I was joking.
13:02He's regained his confidence, no touch it seems.
13:09I'm very happy for you kids
13:11You've worked hard, you're ready for this match.
13:13But how?
13:15Don't think it will be easy
13:16They'll tease you, do everything they can to intimidate you and make you lose your temper.
13:20But you absolutely must remain calm; that's the key.
13:23Blah blah blah blah blah blah
13:24I feel sorry for you high-fivers, having to endure the utterly pointless speeches of some poor guy who...
13:28takes for a coach
13:32Did you see that, Zen?
13:44May the best one win
13:45This is just the beginning of your ordeal, dancer.
14:06Another round, guys
14:23With compliments from Zen Panda
14:28We need to defend this.
14:29So the star of the systems is bodies and dance.
14:32You should be coaching for the hot TV shows instead.
14:40What? You want to shake my hand already?
14:42But the match isn't over yet.
14:48"Well, my boy, you were saying?"
15:15That's wrong; we don't have the right to make jewelry.
15:19Half-time, the high five lead 47 to 37
15:22You play like dancers, you need to be tougher and more impressive
15:27But coach, they're not impressed at all anymore.
15:30All but one
15:33And you're putting pressure on the little blond boy
15:35I'm counting on you, Dozer
15:37He's terrified every time he sees you
15:40Yeah, coach!
15:41We're fed up with cheating
15:42We can't try to play fair.
15:45The important thing is to win, Chandra
15:46Alright, let's go!
15:48Remember, no mercy.
15:49We're little balls of fluff, not lambs.
16:07Cast iron, screen, movement, ball in a high five
16:11Are you okay, Leo?
16:12Yeah, it'll be alright
16:39Sorry, guys
16:40Hang in there, man, you'll make it
17:03This is getting ridiculous.
17:18So much for high fives
17:25Leo, it's obvious that the blow Dozer gave you earlier has left its mark.
17:29You're afraid of him
17:30There's no shame in being afraid of a bully, Leo
17:32When I turned pro
17:34And that I saw the monsters that were in front of me
17:36I had nightmares for weeks
17:38I was afraid
17:40You ?
17:41Of course, but I didn't let it get me down.
17:43With determination and the help of my team
17:46I managed to overcome my fear
17:48You can do it too.
17:50That's clear, Leo
17:51You were the best at shooting drills under pressure
17:53There's a reason for that.
17:54Do you believe that?
17:55Of course we believe him
17:57If you play your own game, Dozer can't do anything against you.
17:59Focus on your strengths
18:01What do you have that that brute Dozer doesn't?
18:03First, a brain
18:13We step aside to let Leo play.
18:23I'm going to eat you
18:32Now that's basketball!
18:35And the referee calls a timeout
18:37Time out for the pit bulls
18:39What is this?
18:40Don't let yourself be walked all over like that.
18:42Hurt him
18:43No way, this stupid game is over.
18:46We're going to finish the game by playing basketball fairly.
18:48But what do you know, Chandrasilla?
18:52What did you call me?
18:54Um, Sandra, Bella
18:57As you said, we are a family
18:59But I don't want to be afraid of my own family
19:02So let's stop watching movies and play basketball as a team, as a family.
19:07She's right guys, pitbull at 3
19:101, 2, 3, pitbull!
19:141, 2, 3, 2, 1
19:181, 2, 2, 1
19:331, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1
19:33Each seat
19:33The Dep Zone bar
19:373, 2, 1
19:372, 2, 1, 1
19:391, 2, 1, 2, 1
19:401, 2, 2, 1
19:401, 1, 2, 1
20:04The score is tied at 88 each, with 13 seconds remaining.
20:30End of the match, Ai-Five wins by two points
20:47Thank you girls, being able to play together as a team has rekindled my desire to play real basketball
20:54Hi !
20:55Alright, bye dancers, you were lucky
20:58You won't get very far with such a bad coach anyway.
21:01OK, agreed
21:04Wait for me, kids, I have one last thing to do
21:08You're not doing anything to wait
21:11I think I forgot to say goodbye to you, Spud.
21:14I would have liked to stay and chat with you, but you're a bit clingy.
21:21But what is it?
21:24Ah, you're funny Tony Parker, you owe me a pair of shorts!
21:29You won't get me that easily!
21:31Ah, you're funny, you won't get me like that!
21:38Ah, you're funny, you won't get me like that!
21:47Oh, you're funny!
22:19With the whole crowd beaming, I played with every detail!