00:04Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:19So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
00:24If there's a boom boom, an old house with frightened stares
00:29Just walk around you, chances are we'll be then
00:35Someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:40But I think you should be wary, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
00:45The chase goes on with each new mission, with backdrops of plenty, no will be
00:50And through it all, they're in contention, Sylvester and Tweety
00:56Mysteries
01:05They say justice is blind, but in Sweden it's also blind
01:11Order, I, Judge Judy, declare this trial open, prosecutor
01:16Your Honor, I, Hamilton Meatball, will prove that the defendant, famed fitness trainer, Bjorn Turand
01:23Is guilty of the disappearance of Dr. Sven Fenn, famed diet doctor
01:30Dog of Flanders, explain yourself, counselor
01:37The defendant, Your Honor, had high hopes to hoard the annual Halvensky Fitness Award
01:44Sven was the ringer, and this Bjorn knew
01:48The prize could be won by one entry, not two
01:52He augmented the treadmill of poor Dr. Sven
01:56To speed up to 99 miles times 10
01:59The speed of the treadmill uplifted his sweat
02:02With the helium-mimicking effect
02:04And where's Dr. Sven now?
02:07Well, no one can say, but he's probably 66 light years away
02:13Oh, well, you win some, you lose some
02:15I meant what I said in this courtroom event
02:18The red herring will prove that I'm in no sense
02:22Ooh
02:30Hello, Rani
02:36Oh, poor Jerry Nelson
02:38My law school sweetheart
02:42Oh, yes, he's quite a hunk
02:45He was voted most likely to become a Scandinavian ambulance chaser
02:50I'm voting for who's most likely to be one
02:56Hey, class of 98
03:05The Jerry said he needs me there absolutely positively overnight
03:12Party break
03:16The Jerry
03:18The Jerry Nelson
03:20Why, you haven't changed
03:22Hey
03:23You got here fast
03:25Oh, well, they had a special
03:27Delivery in 30 minutes, so you don't pay
03:31What's the emergency?
03:32I need a favor
03:37And I need some place to freshen up
03:47I know what they say about justice, but I don't trust that blindfold
03:56Ah-ha
04:05Twim wins, please
04:06Huh?
04:07Come on, come on
04:19Well, what do you know?
04:21All my snow boats went down to Dwayne
04:26Order in the court
04:27I'll have a pickled mackerel and wheat toast
04:30I hate that joke, Nelson
04:31And who are these creatures?
04:34Uh, just some tourists
04:36Shoo, little tourist lady
04:37Go visit a Swedish factory or something
04:40What for?
04:42Red herring
04:44The one we need comes from a factory
04:46But I forget which one
04:47This should help
04:54They're gone
04:56Pardon me
04:57Does anyone have exact change for the tram?
05:01Yeah
05:10Swedish factories A to Z
05:12I wonder if it made the bestseller list
05:15Now let's see
05:17The first one is Acmobile
05:19Oh, they make the safest cars on Earth
05:27Pleased to help you
05:29I'm looking for a red herring
05:31Herring?
05:33Herring?
05:34Well, let's see what we have on the assembly line
05:39Uh-oh
05:54Something in a red herring, yes?
06:25There you are, ma'am
06:27One red herring
06:32Ah
06:38Ah
06:42Ah
06:43Ah
06:44Ah
06:48Ah
06:50Ah
06:51Ah
06:53Ah
07:10Next Acme Glassworks factory
07:13Even if we don't find the herring
07:15I can pick up a crystal colander for Aunt Louise
07:21Please
07:21Pleased to help you
07:22Do you carry red herring?
07:26We have a goblet tumbler parfait fondue set and snifter
07:30Let me show you our factory line
07:34Oh, no!
07:41Uh-oh
07:44Oh, no!
07:47Uh-oh
07:50Wow!
07:52Oh, no!
08:14Next stop, Pac-Mia, the birthplace of unassembled furniture.
08:22Place to help you.
08:24Do you carry red herring?
08:27Over there.
08:31Can you help me?
08:35Oh, goody. I've been looking for a good cage bottom organizer.
08:39Organize yourself into one of the basic food groups.
08:48Yoo-hoo! Poo-die!
08:52Hey! Let me out! Let me out of here!
09:02I'm looking for a red herring.
09:05I am red herring.
09:08So you are. Do you know Bjorn to Run?
09:13Yeah. He works here in Wheatling. But I haven't seen him since that round guy came in.
09:18Round guy? Oh dear!
09:22It is irrelevant and immaterial whether the egg or the chicken was first on the crime scene.
09:28Stop the trial! Bjorn to Run is innocent. And I have the red herring to prove it.
09:39Red knows Bjorn. He knows him by sight. They work at Acmea together each night.
09:45Red and Bjorn were de-legging a bench when a man came to purchase a blue flugen wrench.
09:50The very same wrench was found at the scene of the crime of the augmented treadmill machine.
09:57All right. I did it. Dr. Fenn promised to help me lose weight.
10:03But then he expected me to eat less and exercise the fiend.
10:09Order! Order!
10:14Take it for granted.
10:16Oh my! What could it be?
10:18Oh! A thousand piece tweedy pudding puzzle!
10:23Let's just hope there isn't a piece missing.
