00:04Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all it seems
00:08That's when they come and all look double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:19So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:24If there's a fool move, an old house with rotten stares
00:29Just walk around with you
00:32Chances are we'll be then
00:35Someday I'll eat the darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:40What accidents you should be wary, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:45The chase goes on with each new mission, with backdrops of plenty, no will be
00:50And threw it out there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:56Mysteries
01:11François, what is it?
01:12My dog's diamond-studded color is missing
01:15Poopsie cannot perform without her trademark neckwear
01:18What have I to do?
01:21François, we're expecting a show announcer from America at any moment
01:25And as luck would have it, she solves mysteries
01:27The dog show announcer, who also solves mysteries?
01:32What are you suppose the chances of that happening are?
01:40Being asked to be an announcer for the Pestminster dog show is quite an honor
01:45It's about time someone put my extensive knowledge of pets to some use
02:08Granny, thank goodness you're here
02:10We have a mystery, no matter where I go, mysteries
02:15Oh well, pays the bills
02:17What do you got?
02:20My poopsie's diamond color is missing
02:24The Joan Rivers collection
02:27I can come to no other conclusion but that the color has been stolen
02:31Now, now, François, let's not jump to
02:35That's one of the most spectacular examples of a bullmast if I've ever seen
02:39Hector, I thought I told you to do that outside
02:43No, no, Granny, you misunderstand
02:45You must enter him in the show
02:47I must?
02:49You must, unless of course you're afraid of winning
02:51Oh, no, I'm not afraid of that
02:54Do you really think Hector has a chance of winning?
02:59Oh, yes, yes
03:01Pardon moi, but the color?
03:03Oh, yes, yes, a color
03:06Just a sec
03:07Now, how would I go about entering, Hector?
03:11I'll do it for you
03:12Come with me
03:13Oh, madame, the color?
03:17No, thanks
03:18Hector already has one
03:24Heel, poopsie
03:25Heel
03:26Speaking of heels, what happened to pooddy?
03:29Does this answer your question?
03:34I always knew you had potential, Hector
03:38Granny, may I talk to you about my poopsie's color now?
03:42Oh, I got so caught up in all the excitement that I forgot about your predicament
03:49Heel, let's go look for clues
03:54Hector, work out your posture while I'm gone
03:57Psst
04:03Hiya, bub
04:05Your first show, huh?
04:07Huh?
04:08You wanna do your best, don't you?
04:12Well, let me, a former best in-show champion, offer you some tips
04:18Look, chum, you can trust me
04:20I know what I'm talking about
04:23I'm a purebred
04:25I'm 50% pointer
04:2950% boxer
04:33And 50% pincher
04:37But mostly, I'm all Labrador retriever
04:40Have you got a Labrador?
04:44Know where you can get one?
04:51Uh, never mind, never mind
04:53Stick with me, Pally
04:54I won't steer you wrong
04:56You!
04:57Out!
04:58No mongrels allowed!
05:20Hi, putty cat
05:21Why don't you come in and play with me and the puppy dogs?
05:34Saw this in a Batman movie.
05:40Ooh, putty tints is in the circus.
05:47Ah, shut up.
05:50Here, puppy dogs. Maybe you could use this.
05:55Ah, shut up.
05:57Ah, shut up.
05:58Oh, shut up.
06:01Oh, shut up.
06:04Oh, shut up.
06:07A ten hut.
06:10You call yourself a soldier?
06:13For purposes in this bit, just say yes, will you, Mac?
06:18Then suck in that gun. Puff out that chest.
06:21Stand up straight.
06:23Shut out that chin.
06:24Lift that head up high.
06:26You're a show dog now.
06:28Act like one.
06:30Up, two, three, four.
06:32Up, two.
06:35Makes me proud to be 50% bull mastiff myself.
06:39You again?
06:40What is it with you lousy American mutts?
06:45What is it with you lousy American mutts?
06:53Ah, shut up.
06:59Shut your noise or I'll give you nothing.
07:04I'll give you nothing.
07:06I'll give you nothing.
07:42Now I wonder where that putty tat got himself off to.
07:53This one I do just fine
07:57Now competing in arena 6
07:59The Pestminster Border Collie Sheep Herding Contest
08:08Oh for crying out loud
08:11I'm not a sheep, I'm a cat
08:14K-A-T-CAT
08:20That putty is just a morphing sheep's clothing
08:30This should get me past those mutts
08:34Hmm, need something
08:41Nice
08:55That collar looks awfully familiar
08:58Show's about to begin boys and girls
09:00Let's go
09:06Our next dog is Sylvia, a prize Pekingese
09:11Oh, she is cute isn't she
09:14Goodness, what is it Tweety?
09:17The missing diamond collar
09:20Finest specimen I've ever seen
09:23Stop the show
09:24Stop the show
09:26Poopsie's collar
09:27Take this, this, this mongrel away
09:30Just a moment
09:31Now, be a good little doggy and tell granny where you got the collar
09:36Okay, now let's see
09:38You're wiping your face
09:40Oh, washing your face
09:42Hmm, now where do you wash your face?
09:47Soccer blue, the wash basin
09:49I completely forgot
09:50I must have left it there when I gave Poopsie her bath
09:53What a silly silly man I am
09:59Well, I never
10:00I can't win this dog show
10:03I'm a pussy cat
10:14And if the winner cannot perform his duties
10:18The title will be awarded to the first winner up
10:22Taught him everything I knew
