00:04Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:19So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:24If there's a full moon, an old house with rotten stares
00:29Just walk around you, chance of our will be then
00:35Someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes three
00:39But heck do you think you should be wary?
00:42Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:45The chase goes on with each munition, with backdrops of plenty, no will be
00:50And through it all they're in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:56Mysteries
01:04We can thank the old Nash for getting us through this nasty weather without a hitch, boys
01:10A real workhorse, all right
01:20What's the matter, boys?
01:22Hungry?
01:38Welcome to Hamburger on a Bunion Restaurant there
01:41For, for lunch then?
01:43Right this way
01:46I hope you got a good set of snow tires there, cause the snow's getting pretty deep outside, huh?
01:52Oh, the old Nash gets through everything
01:55I'm lucky to have it
01:58And I'll have the fricassee
02:00Yeah, a Nash, eh?
02:02Oh yeah, that's a great automobile, you betcha
02:06Granny?
02:07Yes
02:08It's me, Ducky Wheeze
02:10Grover Cleveland High's team mascot
02:13The Mallards
02:13Remember?
02:15Well, Ducky Wheeze, of course I remember
02:19Ya do?
02:20Ya?
02:21Ya?
02:23Ya?
02:23Ya?
02:26Ya?
02:27Ya?
02:28Ya?
02:29Ya?
02:30Ya?
02:31Ya?
02:32Ya?
02:32Ya?
02:33Ya?
02:33Ya?
02:33Shoo, this is making me dizzy
02:43You're all tense, Mr. Putty-tat
02:48Ya?
02:50Ya?
02:52So, you have your own business now
02:54Oh yeah, it's doing real good there
02:57Uh, speaking of which, I gotta get back and make a phone call
03:00You know, the wheels of commerce and all that
03:03Goodbye then
03:04Uh, uh, uh, go Mallards
03:13Oh, that putty just won't give up
03:18Ha!
03:19Huh?
03:24Huh?
03:25Huh?
03:26What's the matter, putty?
03:27Huh?
03:27Got your tongue?
03:28Huh?
03:30Huh?
03:32Huh?
03:32Huh?
03:33Huh?
03:34Huh?
03:34Huh?
03:35Huh?
03:36Huh?
03:37Hmm, these Minnesotans sure know how to make a good rope beer float
03:43Oh my gosh!
03:44Somebody just stole Dweenie's car!
03:46Whoa!
03:47Whoa!
03:49Whoa!
03:56Whoa!
03:59Whoa!
04:01Whoa!
04:02Whoa!
04:02Whoa!
04:03Whoa!
04:06I've always wanted to say that
04:09Don't you think you should be paying your check there, ma'am?
04:13Oh, uh, why, of course!
04:15I have it right here!
04:18He he he he!
04:19I, I seem to have left my money in my car and, uh, and my car was just stolen!
04:25Are you ready!
04:25Oh, yeah!
04:26That can happen!
04:31Whoa!
04:33Whoa!
04:34Whoa!
04:39Oh!
04:52Whoa!
04:53Whoa!
04:54Ah!
04:55Whoa!
04:57Ah!
05:01Ah!
05:06Huh?
05:08Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:16Oh!
05:18Oh!
05:19Oh!
05:19Ah!
05:37Uh, now we wait for the boss to call, right, Rocky?
05:40Shut up with the chit-chat.
05:43Uh, okay, boss.
05:45Hey, Rocky!
05:47Button your lip already.
05:49I'm going in to get some shut-eye.
06:09What is with all the racket?
06:21Uh, it's a pretty tight, Rocky.
06:27I could see that, Muggsy.
06:30Okay.
06:31The cat could stay, because cats is such peaceful and quiet type creatures.
06:36And I want peace and quiet!
06:49Milk?
06:51Sheesh, I'd rather have some bicarbonate of soda.
06:56Something I ate doesn't exactly agree with me.
07:09I thought I told yous I wanted quiet.
07:35I told yous to quit singing.
07:38Buzz it.
07:52Well, at least I can take comfort in knowing my trusted pets around the case.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:39And now we return to Homicide Playhouse.
08:44Okay, boys. We got the drinks out. Come out with your hands up.
08:49Jiggas, Muggsy. The cops.
08:51Duh. Run for it.
08:52Crime never pays for the likes of your criminal school.
08:57Well, there goes my meal ticket.
08:59We interrupt this program to bring you this news bulletin.
09:02A reward has been offered for the return of the Nash Metropolitan Convertible stolen earlier today.
09:08Reward? Hmm.
09:20Yeah, looks like you paid your debt there. You're a free to go.
09:24Come again.
09:25Right.
09:28The Nash!
09:32The Nash? Well, heck, what's it doing back here?
09:35I thought I told my boys to steal that thing.
09:38What do you mean by that, Ducky?
09:40Oh, uh, uh, did I say Nash? I meant, uh, mash. Uh.
09:48Ducky Hui's Pizza Restaurant? What is this all about?
09:53I did it!
09:53I had my boys Rocky and Muggsy swipe the Nash.
09:57I needed something extra to haul business into my pizza place there.
10:01And your Nash was it.
10:02I did it.
10:09Well, he probably should have used that talking cat instead, yeah?
10:14And that little boy grew up to be...
10:17Paul Bunyan!
10:18And now you know the rest...
10:21of the legend.
10:22Good night?
10:24Oh, now I've heard everything.
10:26Yeah!
10:27Yeah!
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