00:04Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:08That's when they come and all look double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:19So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:24If there's a full moon, an old house with rotten stares
00:29Just walk along with you, chances are we'll be then
00:35So may I leave that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes-aree
00:40But Hector thinks you should be wary
00:42Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:45The chase goes on with each narration, with backdrops aplenty, go with me
00:50And throw it all there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:57Mysteries
01:10I'm so happy I could get us tickets
01:13Batman the Musical is supposed to be the best show of the season
01:17Well, I'll be
01:20Wrestlemania
01:21Oh my, the musical must be next week
01:24Oh well, I guess a little wholesome athletics might do us some good
01:29Ooh, wrestling
01:31I just love seeing big sweaty men grapple with each other
01:34Hmm, maybe this will give me a chance to wrestle up some dinner
01:39We's been robbed
01:40Somebody stole the championship belt
01:42Oh there, there, young man
01:44It can't be all that bad
01:47Maybe you could get suspenders
01:50No, I tells you he's ruined
01:52If we can't find the belt, we can't have no championship
01:56Oh, why is there never no internationally famous criminal investigators around when you need some?
02:02Oh, I don't know about that
02:04Here's the mugs that was in the room when the belt was pinched
02:07This here's the bulk
02:09The mangler
02:12The gargling Gareth
02:14And the great emancipator
02:17Oh my
02:18They all look like such nice young men
02:21I can't imagine any of them committing a crime
02:24Except for that last one
02:26His face doesn't look too honest
02:32Kill him
02:33Whip him to shreds
02:34Stamp him to a pulp
02:36I just love these cultural plugins
02:40Now's my chance
02:42Get your peanuts
02:45Popcorn
02:47Birdseed
02:48Hey mister, I want some peanuts
02:52He's the one, mama
02:54P-P-Peanuts
03:01Popcorn
03:02P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
03:11-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
03:15-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
03:21-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
03:24-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
03:26-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
03:40Hmm, these lockers are awfully dirty, looks like somebody hasn't been doing their...
03:47Let me out of here!
03:53Yay, Dipper White! Hey, don't lose one!
03:56Watch the birdies!
04:00Come back here, you little flying smack-treat!
04:08Gotcha!
04:11Hi!
04:12Ladies and gents, the winner of the next match receives this genuine Imitation Silver Trophy!
04:20But first, he must defeat the champion, the Bean Counter!
04:28That's the champ!
04:29I'll beat him with one paw tied behind my back!
04:36Then, I can claim the prize inside the prize!
04:40And in this corner, weighing in at 297 pounds!
04:46The Pussycat?
04:49Round one!
04:50Champ and Challenger approach each other cautiously!
04:53Just look at the determination on the champ's face!
04:55He's a killer, I tell ya!
04:57Watch this!
04:58Looks like the Challenger has his sports a little confused!
05:03Ouch!
05:06Hey, this is wrestling, not fisticuffs!
05:12Oh, duty!
05:13Wing side seats!
05:18Wait a second, folks!
05:20The champ has just tagged off to the one and only Crusher!
05:24Just back from his 15-year suspension for unsportsmanlike conduct!
05:34Huh?
05:36Huh?
05:36Huh?
05:38Huh?
05:39Huh?
05:41Huh?
05:43Huh?
05:43Huh?
05:44Huh?
05:44Huh?
05:45Huh?
05:46Huh?
05:47Don't go away!
05:48We're all about to get culturally enriched!
05:54Oh, boy!
05:55Now we're really gonna see something!
05:57Yeah!
05:58The Crusher recapture his old form!
06:03Oh!
06:05Yes, siree!
06:06It looks like the Crusher we love to loathe is back!
06:09Oh!
06:10That was unpleasant!
06:13Oh!
06:16Ah!
06:18Ah!
06:19Ah!
06:19Ah!
06:22Ah!
06:23Ah!
06:24Ah!
06:26Ah!
06:29Ah!
06:30Ah!
06:30All in all, not as nasty as I'd perceived it to be!
06:36I thought this was supposed to be wrestling, not boxing!
06:42Ah!
06:43Ah!
06:45Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:49And Crusher clovers the Pussycat with the renowned Frying Man routine!
06:54The Crusher moves in for the kill!
06:57But...
06:57Oh!
06:58Looks like he'll have to wait for round two!
07:07Come on, Killer!
07:08Don't let that big parooca push around like that!
07:11What are ya?
07:12A man or a mouse?
07:19Squeak, squeak
07:21Now go out there and get into what for and why
07:31My sensitive little ears can't take much more of theirs
07:39I used to be champ
07:40Yeah, I used to clean up the ring
07:43No one could start the janitor
07:45And now it's janitor, clean up this, clean up that
07:48There's no appreciation for tradition, I'll tell you
07:51Uh-oh, the belt burglar
07:53I'd better find Dwayne
07:58What's that, boy? Dwayne's inside?
08:01Here, with me try
08:04I learned this from the Birdman of Alcatraz
08:08Good work, boys
08:11I haven't felt such relief since I stopped wearing corsets
08:18You!
08:19Yes, yes, I admit it
08:22I took the belt, I needed to provide lower back support
08:25A likely story
08:27No, really
08:27Every night there are hundreds of sweaty towels laying around here
08:30Does anybody help me?
08:32No!
08:33I deserve this belt
08:35Oh, save it for the jury, janitor
08:37Take him away, boys
08:40Well, well, another case solved
08:42But where is that Don Sylvester?
08:48And the Crusher pulverizes the Pussycat with a powerful Piledriver
08:53And another
08:54And another
08:55And another
08:56And now the Crusher stomps the Pussycat with the infamous Great Stomp of Doom
08:59Oh!
09:00Ow!
09:02Sylvester
09:03Come here, right now
09:04Ow!
09:08Ow!
09:09Ow!
09:10Ow!
09:10Kegel!
09:11Uh-oh, folks
09:12Here's a shocker
09:13The Challenger has tagged off to none other than legendary super sleuth and senior rights advocate, Granny!
09:22Looks like it's time for Putty to twirl in the towel
09:30I'll teach you to pick on little kittens, you big ape
09:33Oh, I'm scared
09:43Take that!
09:44The bigger they are, the hotter they fall
09:46And he was as big as they come
09:49Goodness!
09:51I can see all the way to China
09:55Actually
09:56He's the Republic of Kyrgyzstan
09:58Created 1991
10:00During break-up of Soviet Union
10:02I hate when cartoons get too educational
10:05The winner and new champion
10:08Rennie!
10:17I could've been a contender
10:21Gah!
10:22You and me, boss
10:24Gah!
10:26Gah!
10:26Gah!
10:27Gah!
10:27Gah!
10:27Gah!
10:28Gah!
10:28Gah!
10:28Gah!
