00:04Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to be
00:19So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:24If there's a fool who, an old house to broaden stairs
00:29Just walk around with you
00:32Chance of war will be then
00:35Someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes-aree
00:40But hectic things, you should be wary
00:42Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:45The chase goes on with each new mission
00:47With backdrops and plenty globally
00:50And through it all, they're in contention
00:53Sylvester and Tweedy
00:56Mysteries
01:10Isn't Rockport, Massachusetts wonderful, boys?
01:19Hmm?
01:21Ah!
01:26Ah!
01:42are you granny last time i checked oh my but that's surreal say now you're one mighty tough
01:51customer to locate oh that's my secret to longevity keep moving no matter how much it
02:02hurts what the sorry to write you snail mail i've searched the www and you're not online
02:11will bates what is this will bates the noted futurist person talking about dwayne is so low tech
02:32granny had the stealth jet come back for me so in retrospect i would have been safer with
02:50seafood i don't ever recall meeting any will bates i have superior bandwidth and i'm agile at
02:57multitasking i have superior bandwidth and i'm agile at multitasking i have superior bandwidth and i'm
03:04at multitasking i'm granny you must be will bates yeah never mind that check this out the perpetual
03:12donut stainless steel dipped in whatever topping you choose one donut properly used could last a
03:17family a lifetime sounds more like a frozen tweet but it's the high concept that counts
03:49something tells me that i'm not gonna like this
04:00but mr bates you sent for me correct my mind is so full of binary impulses that in my search
04:07for
04:07quantum future concepts i sometimes lose track of trivial items i'd like you to track down one of
04:13those things for me oh really what is it that you want me to locate the seventies i'd ask for
04:20payment
04:20up front on this one oh but i can't possibly find no debates miss the whole decade's input i was
04:28busy
04:28now it's retro hip and to me it doesn't scan i lived through the seventies yet have no memory of
04:33it
04:33because i wasn't paying attention then i must warn you mr bates you probably can't afford my services
04:40i get all the canned cheese i can eat and a week supply of postum in advance
04:52so bates you want the seventies heck i'll toss in the forties and fifties for all these perks
04:58forties fifties i don't have any evidence on that
05:03i've got a hunch boys that the first place we should look is melrose avenue the place where
05:10people have more money than sense i wonder where all these seventies clothes are coming from
05:25holy cow have a nice day guess i'd better shake my groove thing
05:42come on putty shake your booty i'd rather shake my birdie
05:47fish dividers
05:58looks like putty's got low wind distortion time to pump up the volume
06:05whoa
06:11that's what i call staying alive
06:15that's odd these bolts have always
06:17their original souls yet the shoe guy is still wet once granny established the
06:25seventies merchandise was fake we hit the road a cat a dog a bird and an old
06:30lady driving around looking for some answers
06:41jeez
06:42whoa sister that bit went out with hope skirts are you crazy Achmed crazy
06:48Julius I bought this dump from Achmed five years ago I must have been crazy if
06:54the rest of your buried cars are in as good a shape as what I see here I'll buy
06:58them all
07:04what happened to the front hats of all these seventies cars crazy Achmed held
07:09onto him to start his own place maybe he doesn't like real wheel drive no sale
07:15sorry phew finding the seventies is tougher than even I imagined
07:31well boys we've driven 70 miles on i-70 we've talked with 70 people today about
07:39the seventies and nothing is panned out
07:45if only there was some one place we could go to find the summation of the
07:49seventies age untouched by the ravages of time
08:16come on boys we haven't got a second to lose
08:21you heard me mr. Bates if you want the seventies you'll have to meet me in
08:26Burbank in one minute by your own deadline
08:41this interface would best be worthy of my unlimited bandwidth
08:52welcome mr. Bates to the 1970s the decade you missed bell-bottoms really wide cars
09:01thundering bass disco speakers oh all the stuff I heard about you've never noticed the
09:05first time around how did you ever find it
09:10let's just say it was in the air I'll take it all how much mr. Bates meet the
09:18Burbank Chamber of Commerce I speak for all the citizens of Burbank our hallowed
09:23seventies heritage is not for sale at any price I'll triple whatever I was going to
09:27pay our answer is still no huh
09:36in this spiral notebook are all of my personal concepts yet unborn in short the
09:42very future itself
09:45so do we have an even trade
09:50the universe just may exist only for me
09:55we'll meet again sometime granny
09:57oh and next time perhaps you can find me a heart
10:02there isn't enough posthum in the world
10:05so long
10:08the stealth jet is too slow
10:19jeez
10:20that's your one big perpetual pastry they built from Bates this notebook sketch
10:26no putty that's what Ronald Reagan the former Burbank day player would call a gleaming place in the sun
10:39at least this town has got its priorities three
10:42you
10:43you
10:43you
