00:04Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:19So how it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
00:24If there's a foolproof, an old house with rotten stares
00:29Just walk around with you
00:32Chance of war will be then
00:35Someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:40But heck, it ain't so should be wary
00:42Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
00:45The chance goes on with each remission
00:47With backdrops aplenty, no will be
00:50And throw it out there in contention
00:53Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
01:04So here we are in beautiful Toronto, Canada
01:08Finally doing something I want to do
01:11A nice dinner at a grouse and pheasant smorgasbord
01:17Could there possibly be any putty tat more stupid than this one?
01:23You know, Catstello, I just love a grouse and pheasant smorgasbord
01:27Mmm, mmm, you can say that again, babbit
01:37Ah! Hawkey! Fuffering fuck-a-tash! I've been duped again!
01:48Young man, that ice sculpture is simply exquisite
01:52You should be very proud of your artistic ability
01:55Whoever started the rumor that hockey players are brutish oafs
01:59Is full of hogwash
02:28Shrived!
02:33Not now, Babbitt. Can't you see I'm busy with this pheasant leg?
02:40You see those aren't birds?
02:42But, Babbitt, they're so tasty.
02:48Now, let me think. Where can we get a free meal?
02:52Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're privileged to bestow hockey's greatest achievement,
02:57the Manly Cup to the one and only. What do you mean the Manly Cup is missing?
03:08Well, in lieu of the cup, this year's winners will be presented with the Manly Saucer and Teaspoon.
03:16Is there a detective in the house?
03:18Yes.
03:22I'm a detective.
03:25We keep the Manly Cup right over here.
03:41There's our free meal, Catstello.
03:50Yum. I can just picture my tasty meal.
03:55Smile for the birdie.
03:57Psst.
03:58Hey, bud. Come here.
04:00Who?
04:01Me?
04:01Yeah, you.
04:03Come here.
04:04Uh, what do you want?
04:05I can tell my friend that you've got yourself a bird problem.
04:09Well, I'm here to help.
04:10Hey, thanks.
04:13But if you help me catch him, do I have to share him with you?
04:17No, no, no, you've misunderstood.
04:20I'm not going to help you catch him.
04:22I'm going to help you get over him.
04:24Help you give up birds altogether.
04:26Well, why on earth would I want to give up birds?
04:29Let me show you.
04:31Hey, Catstello, come here.
04:34Now, just look at this miserable excuse for a kitty cat.
04:37Do you want to end up like him?
04:39His life was ruined by chasing birds.
04:43Oh, get out.
04:44It was not.
04:46It's true.
04:47I was a bad boy.
04:50My life was laid to waste by chasing birds.
04:56This is my wife, who left me for another time,
04:59because I was too busy chasing birds.
05:03These are my kids, whom I never got to see grow up,
05:07never got to see them play with their balls of string
05:10or their little catnip toys,
05:12because I was too busy chasing birds.
05:18And this is my sick great grandmama,
05:22who had to go to the vet alone to have a hairball removed.
05:27Because you were too busy chasing birds?
05:31You said it, brother.
05:33But now, thanks to Babbit's help here,
05:36I'm putting my life back together.
05:41I want to stop, too.
05:44Help me, please.
05:46Of course I'll help you.
05:48All you got to do is put this box over your head
05:52every time you think about birds.
05:54Put the box?
05:56I don't get it.
05:57How's that supposed to help?
06:00If you can't see the bird,
06:02you don't want the bird.
06:04Get it?
06:05Are you sure this is going to work?
06:07Sure, I'm sure.
06:09Why, in no time at all,
06:10that little yellow bird will be a bygone temptation.
06:14Yeah, because we can eat...
06:16What do you know?
06:17It works.
06:18I don't want to eat that darn bird anymore.
06:22I'm cured.
06:25Wait.
06:26I want to eat him again.
06:28But now I don't want to eat him.
06:30I do.
06:31I don't.
06:32Do.
06:33Don't.
06:34Do.
06:34Don't.
06:37Okay, he's taken care of.
06:39Now to get the bird.
06:41Here's the plan.
06:44Well, Tweety,
06:46still no sign of the elusive man makeup.
06:50My friend,
06:51you look like a bird in need of a nest,
06:52but not just any nest.
06:53I can see you're a discriminating bird,
06:55so only the top-of-the-line nest will do.
06:57Like this one.
06:58Go on, get in, try it out.
07:03Ooh, wall-to-wall fetters.
07:06Very nice.
07:08Ooh, looky.
07:09It even has a basement.
07:13I wonder where the white switch is.
07:18Nice big windows,
07:20but I don't like the view.
07:23Sorry, not interested.
07:25Too little closet space.
07:29Come here, you.
07:31Uh-oh, better take myself off the market.
07:33Ooh!
07:37Boo!
07:38Ah!
07:42Frey!
07:43What's all the commotion?
07:44Get a hold of yourself!
07:47Oh, that poor pussycat.
07:50Oh, no.
07:52Knock, knock.
07:53Hello, putty.
07:55Don't you think you should defend your territory?
08:04Something is very screwy here.
08:07I know just what monsieur putty would like to eat.
08:14Come to think of it,
08:16I am a little peggish.
08:18An evening snack never hurt.
08:21I'm all yours.
08:30Dinner is served.
08:34I'm weak.
08:36I love birds.
08:39That's the spirit, putty.
08:41Defend your territory.
08:43Whoops.
08:45Too much spirit.
08:54Come back here.
08:56Gotcha!
08:59It's dinner time!
09:02Oh!
09:03Hey, there!
09:05YAAA!
09:07That bird must have been working out.
09:15Help, putty tag!
09:16I'm gonna be eaten by another putty tag!
09:22Whoa!
09:25Help!
09:27Uh-oh!
09:32Time those putties took a ban.
09:36Whoa!
09:39Now to put the cats on ice.
09:42Whoa!
09:43Don't willy, putties.
09:45I'll get you out.
09:50Papa!
09:51Shut up and dig!
09:57I think my bird hunting career is on the rocks.
10:02You've done it again, Catstello.
10:04Hey, you know what, Babbitt?
10:06All this hockey has made me thirsty.
10:08There it is!
10:10What do you think you were doing?
10:12This is valuable property.
10:15We've been looking everywhere for it.
10:17Oh.
10:18I'm, uh, uh, uh...
10:20Bad boy!
10:22I...
10:22One Race...
10:24Off me...
