00:01What has changed since the Iron Curtain won down?
00:11Still, Moscow remains the center for music and dance.
00:16Ooh, what's that?
00:18Bolshoi.
00:19Dwayne's gonna wash your mouth out with soap.
00:22I said Bolshoi, as in ballet.
00:25Is more than ballet, is capitalism.
00:30Da, so I bit him.
00:35See, he hadn't had bite in weeks.
00:38Hey, I know you're out there, I smell caviar on your breath.
00:43Comrades, it's not my fault.
00:45Nobody's getting a laugh in this club since some traitor stole the famed Bolshoi Borscht belt.
00:51Did that ask he's gone?
00:53Well, get back off, Mansky.
00:55Somebody find that belt, quickly!
01:00Yeah!
01:06Whenever there's a crime or trouble
01:08That no one can solve at all, it seems
01:11That's when they come, and all the double
01:13Silvester and Tweedy Mysteries
01:16It might be day or night whenever Conditions are right for them to flee
01:21So have it all still fit together Sylvester and Tweedy's mysteries
01:26If there's a full moon An old house with rotten stairs
01:31Just walk around you
01:34Champs-a-far will be thin Someday I'll eat that darn canary
01:39And then I'll be happy if three
01:42But Hector thinks you should be wary
01:44Sylvester and Tweedy's mysteries
01:47The chase goes on with each new mission
01:50With backdrops and plenty, they'll will be
01:52And threw it all there in contention
01:55Sylvester and Tweedy's mysteries
02:11Anything to declare?
02:13Oh, oh, why yes
02:15I'm thrilled to be back in the USSR
02:18We are no longer USSR, madam
02:20We are Russia now
02:22Oh, oh, how silly of me
02:25Well, we were booked for Hawaii
02:27But then the space at Lenin's Leisure Village opened up
02:30Oh!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh!
02:41Nice kitty, Genski
02:42Ha!
02:43You cannot bring American blood genes into this country
02:56Let go!
02:57They're mine!
02:58They're mine!
02:59They're mine!
03:00They're mine!
03:01And they call us ugly Americans
03:03You can keep them
03:05Oh!
03:06I did need a skosh more room
03:09Hehehehe
03:11And I could use a skosh more dinner
03:14Hey!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:20Hehehe
03:24Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Heheheh
03:41Oh!
03:42Hurry, Sylvester, the shuttle's about to leave!
04:12Be prepared, pack, wash and wear!
04:35Goodness, this isn't mine!
04:40Oh, but it does go nicely with my skirt.
04:45Oh, I feel funny.
04:47Oh, so funny!
04:50Knock, knock!
04:52Who's there?
04:54Sylvester, the man just wants a tip.
05:01Here's your tip, fella.
05:03Don't eat any yellow snow.
05:06I thought I heard a whim shot.
05:10You've been a wonderful bellhop.
05:12I'm here all week.
05:13Try the beats.
05:15And they say Russians have no sense of humor.
05:22A bum walks up to me and says, I haven't had a bite in a week.
05:27So I bit him.
05:29I tell you, there are more communist flocks around here than in the Moscow Cemetery.
05:36Why did the Russian find a rubber tire in his soup?
05:39Because the automobile is finally replacing the horse.
05:42Did you hear the word about Russian-Japanese food?
05:46An hour later, you're hungry for power.
05:49Huh?
05:51Hey!
05:53Give me back my subcutaneous insulation.
05:57Don't wipe that at home.
05:58Results may vary.
05:59Come on, boys.
06:00Let's paint this town red.
06:03And red.
06:05Oh, I'm hot tonight.
06:09Look!
06:11Granny wears the stolen borscht belt in open defiance.
06:14Purely to mock us.
06:24It is time for Plan B.
06:28Ah, the Cold War.
06:33Those were the days.
06:35Wiretaps and microcheeps.
06:37Oh, I miss mine.
06:39We need a nice international incident to liven things up.
06:47Hmm.
06:48Ever heard of the borscht belt?
06:49Sure.
06:50I opened for Jackie Shecky at Grossinger.
06:53Not that borscht belt, you Bolshevik.
06:56The one that makes anyone a comedian.
06:58I hear it's missing.
07:00Bransky!
07:01Bransky!
07:02Bransky!
07:03Bransky!
07:04Ta-da!
07:07Take my dentures, please!
07:14My car is such a lemon, they found net flies in the engine!
07:19See the sun!
07:20That Amerikansky grandmother is thief!
07:24She wears our beloved Bolshevik borscht belt!
07:27Ooh!
07:28Gracious, no!
07:29I only thought it went with my pumps!
07:32Ooh!
07:33Time to call the ambassador!
07:36Thank you!
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh, goodness, you're fasted!
07:42Who are you?
07:43Are you?
07:44I'm Fred Flitmansky, owner of the Gulag Giggle Gulch.
07:47You're being set up.
07:48Look!
07:49Citizens!
07:50The Amerikanskys are trying to start World War 3 by brazenly taking away our greatest resource,
07:57comedy!
07:58They must be stopping!
08:00Now do it!
08:01All I did was accessorize!
08:04With that belt, you've become the funniest American since Pauly Shore!
08:08I want you for my club!
08:10You'll be safe there!
08:11Oh, but I couldn't possibly...
08:14When do we leave?
08:19Why a duck?
08:20I'll tell you why!
08:21Because there's thinking capitalist waterfowl!
08:22Thank you, Mothspotters!
08:23And now, direct from America!
08:24Wenny!
08:25I'm starving!
08:26I'm serious!
08:27I have no blood sugar!
08:28I need to eat something sweet!
08:29Russian candy bars!
08:30Ooh!
08:31Dweeny loves caviar and chocolate nougat!
08:34Oh, pardon me, but I ate so much I need to loosen my belt!
08:53Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Oh!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Aah!
09:16Funny's fun, but I have a life!
09:17And I have a canary craving!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:25Oh!
09:26Sylvester, there is no eating in the theater!
09:28Have some respect!
09:29Respect?
09:30bush belt and I'm taking it back
09:32Gwimwins from the Kwimwin
09:42I don't get it
09:44Why would you want to frame me?
09:46We've been bored
09:47Piece of heck
09:48We are gremlins from the Kremlin
09:52Say, I wonder if there are any more of those little guys
09:58Eh, Koi-pie
10:00Wee!
10:01Wee!
10:02Wee!
10:03Ahhhh!
10:04Oh, no, no!
10:05Ahhhh!
10:06Ahhhh!
10:07Ha!
10:08Ha!
10:09Ha!
10:10Ha!
