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00:03Susan and Mike finally tied the knot.
00:07Lynette got some disturbing news.
00:09Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it?
00:13Mom.
00:14Brie returned from her trip.
00:16Holy crap.
00:16With a surprise.
00:17There you go.
00:19Gabby married Victor.
00:20Gabby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
00:22Without bringing in the Latino vote, the governor's mansion is as good as yours.
00:25While Carlos.
00:26Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
00:28Ended it with Edie.
00:30I am done with you.
00:32But the search for true happiness led to events that were unexpected and distinctly desperate.
00:46The first thing you should know is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die.
00:54But someone she loved was trying to leave her.
00:59So she planned every detail.
01:02From the silk scarf she'd hang by, to the suicide note detailing her despair.
01:09Now all Edie had to do was wait for her beloved to come home.
01:17Hey Edie!
01:19I'm here to get my stuff.
01:20You see, to hold on to her man, Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go.
01:31Hey Carlos!
01:32Sadly for Edie...
01:34Can I talk to you?
01:35Her timing was fatally flawed.
01:38Ms. McCluskey.
01:40I need to show you some.
01:41Come here.
01:46What's this?
01:49Those are trash cans.
01:51I know they're trash cans, smartass.
01:53I'm asking what they're doing out on a Saturday night when the trash got picked up on Thursday.
02:01Fine.
02:02I will take them in.
02:03Happy now?
02:05Carlos?
02:06What the hell is that?
02:20And this is how Carlos Solis arrived just in the nick of time to save the life of Edie Britt.
02:29Oh, baby.
02:30What did you do?
02:32Come on, you gotta wake up.
02:33Come on, please.
02:34Of course, had he known what she was about to do to his life, he would have let her hang
02:42there.
02:53There is a certain time of night, after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring,
03:00that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
03:07It might be an impromptu wedding,
03:10or a recently diagnosed tumor,
03:15or a make-believe pregnancy.
03:19Regardless, it's all they will think of until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets, too.
03:34Carlos, how is she?
03:35What did the doctor say?
03:37Ah, they've got Edie on a ventilator, but she's gonna be okay.
03:39What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this?
03:42She left a note, which pretty much blames me.
03:45Oh, sweetie.
03:46I can't believe this is happening. It's like Mary Alice all over again.
03:49Yes, but the good news is she's gonna live.
03:51I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call Gabby?
03:56All right.
04:03Gabby?
04:04You know, this better be one hell of a wedding night,
04:06considering how long you're taking in there.
04:08Trust me, Victor. This will be a night you'll never forget.
04:14Let's get out of here.
04:16What?
04:16I'm serious. You, me, just screw it all. Let's run away together.
04:21I just got married.
04:22There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line.
04:25Gabby, you just said you don't feel like Victor really loves you,
04:27and you know I do. I've never stopped.
04:29I can't dump him on our wedding day.
04:30That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor.
04:32He'll get over it.
04:33But I've never gotten over losing you, and I won't let it happen again.
04:38Gabby, you're in here?
04:43Gabby?
04:48Oh, hi.
04:50Hi. I was just counting gifts.
04:54Well, that's fine. I was actually looking for that publicist guy.
04:57You haven't seen him, have you?
04:57Nope.
04:58Okay. I'll give you a holler when I need you.
05:00Yeah.
05:04Come on.
05:06Come on.
05:07Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day?
05:09Oh, focus, you idiot. What are we leaving?
05:15So we're doing this?
05:17Great.
05:18Uh, it'll take me a few hours to get stuff together.
05:20I'm gonna pick you up tonight, just be packed and ready to go.
05:22Okay, wait.
05:25Aren't you gonna kiss the bride?
05:33Finally.
05:35Carlos, where the hell are you?
05:37I'm at the hospital.
05:38Edie tried to kill herself tonight.
05:39Oh my god, is she okay?
05:40I found her just in time, but obviously I can't come pick you up tonight.
05:44Okay, that's alright. I'll just take a cab and meet you.
05:47Gabby, I can't leave Edie now. Look, maybe in a couple weeks.
05:50In a few weeks? What? No, it has to be tonight.
05:53Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate.
05:56And Edie's on a ventilator.
05:58Look, you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house.
06:00Okay, you know, running away with you on my wedding night was crazy enough.
06:05But running away to be alone is insane.
06:07Gabby, please. She needs me. Can't you just wait?
06:10No! I would rather try and work it out with Victor.
06:18Gabby, are you coming to bed?
06:32Happy one month anniversary.
06:35I didn't know we were doing this.
06:36Oh, we've just been so happy the last four weeks, I thought we should celebrate.
06:43You are happy, right?
06:45Yeah. I've never been happier.
06:48Oh, that's sweet.
06:55I don't believe you.
06:57Susan.
06:58I watch you sometimes and you seem very disconnected.
07:02Like something's missing.
07:04Nothing is missing.
07:06So our life together is exactly how you pictured it.
07:08You've gotten everything you wanted.
07:09Yeah, pretty much.
07:10Aha!
07:12Aha.
07:13Pretty much means there is something that you want that you don't have.
07:16How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is?
07:18Susan, I swear, I am ecstatically beyond my wildest dreams.
07:24Lip-smackingly happy. You got it?
07:30This marriage is doomed.
07:35Hey! The moving van just pulled up.
07:39Andrew, I'm having problems with my strap. Could you help me?
07:42Look, I told you three weeks ago I was no longer participating in your little hoax.
07:46That includes strapping you in.
07:47Oh, for heaven's sakes.
07:49Orson!
07:50Could you come help me, please?
07:52I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants.
07:55People are gonna find out, alright?
07:57And then we're gonna all look like idiots.
07:58Well, not if we're careful.
08:00This is in the 50s, okay?
08:02Teenage girls get pregnant all the time.
08:04I mean, my ex-lab partner is practically a grandmother.
08:06Look, this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread.
08:09I mean, first people thought that your stepfather was a wife-killer,
08:12then your sister takes off with her history teacher,
08:14and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street.
08:17We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.
08:20Bree?
08:22You know there's a moving van next door.
08:29Mom! Are you awake?
08:31Okay, honey. Just give me a minute.
08:34Give me a minute.
08:39Hey.
08:40Hey.
08:40My wig is gone.
08:42Where is it?
08:43It's on the nightstand.
08:43No, no, I'm looking at the nightstand,
08:45and all I see are a few straight hairs
08:46and this sports blooper DVD you thought would cheer me up.
08:51Paint Manning is funny.
08:52Mom!
08:53Hey, I'm coming!
08:55Hey, don't just lie there like a lump.
08:57Come on, help me look!
08:59Oh, God!
09:00This is all the moments when it occurs to me
09:02that wouldn't it be easier
09:03if we just told everyone that you have cancer?
09:05Oh, I found it.
09:06Look, I mean, I get not wanting to scare the kids,
09:09but to keep all of our friends in the dark...
09:11Look, I can deal with the chemo.
09:13I can deal with people telling me
09:14my hair has never looked better,
09:15but what I cannot deal with is the pity,
09:17so we are doing it my way.
09:24You were crooked.
09:28Hey, sweetie, what's up?
09:30There was a moving van across the street.
09:33So you went and listed right away.
09:35And don't worry about getting top dollar.
09:36I want this place priced to move.
09:38Mm-hmm.
09:40What's going on here?
09:41I'm meeting with our realtor.
09:43Gabby, you remember Gil?
09:45I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet.
09:49Gil, could you give us a minute, please?
09:51Yeah.
09:52Gabby, we agreed that after we got married,
09:54you would sell the house.
09:55I still have a lot of stuff here.
09:58My house is over 10,000 square feet.
09:59I'm pretty sure there are closets.
10:01I'm just not in a rush to unload this house, okay?
10:03This was my home.
10:04I was very happy here.
10:05We've got a new home now.
10:06Aren't you happy there?
10:08Yeah, it's a great house.
10:10Well, good.
10:11Then sell this place.
10:13What are you waiting for?
10:18I'm not waiting for anything.
10:21Oh, look, a moving van.
10:28New neighbors.
10:29What do we know?
10:31Well, dining chairs, there's a clue.
10:33Yes.
10:34Proves they eat sitting down.
10:35No, I mean, they're stickly.
10:36It means they have taste.
10:38And money.
10:38They've been remodeling for weeks.
10:41I wish Edie were here.
10:42Without her, there's no one to give us the dish.
10:44Yet another illustration
10:45of the fundamental selfishness of suicide.
10:52I think this is them.
10:54I think this is them.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06Catherine.
11:10Catherine!
11:12Susan!
11:20I cannot believe it has been 12 years.
11:22We haven't changed a bit.
11:23Well, you clearly have.
11:24Your eyesight's going.
11:27How's your aunt?
11:29Catherine used to live here with Mrs. Simms.
11:31Not very well, I'm afraid.
11:32That's really the reason why we moved back.
11:35I didn't want poor Aunt Lily to spend her final days in a nursing home.
11:38That is so kind of you.
11:40Yeah, it is.
11:42Oh, and if luck would have it, my husband found a job here.
11:46Adam, could you wave or something?
11:48Hello, ladies.
11:49Hi.
11:50I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty.
11:53He's a cutie.
11:54What does he do?
11:55He's a doctor.
11:56Okay.
11:57Don't take this personally.
11:58But we hate you.
11:59Mom?
12:01I finished unpacking my room.
12:03Do you need any help?
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05This is not little Dylan.
12:08I'm Susan, Julie's mom.
12:09She is going to be so excited to see you.
12:11Great.
12:13Who's Julie again?
12:14Honey, you remember your best friend when you were little?
12:17Oh, right.
12:18Why did you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes?
12:21It's nice meeting you all.
12:22What a beautiful family.
12:24I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor.
12:26No, I am the lucky one.
12:28Look at my view.
12:29Your garden is absolutely breathtaking.
12:33Yeah.
12:33And that pine tree in the backyard?
12:36It's my pride and joy.
12:38Oh, it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down.
12:42Excuse me?
12:43I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables with that tree blocking all
12:47the sunlight.
12:49Oh, well, I'm sorry about your vegetables, but that pine shields my view of the Purcell's backyard.
12:55And if you had ever seen Mr. Purcell's sunbathe, well, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.
13:01Well, I don't want to quarrel.
13:02We will not touch that tree until we have come up with a solution to our problem.
13:08Curtains, perhaps.
13:12So you're back.
13:13How fun.
13:14I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you.
13:18No, no need.
13:18I'm having a barbecue this Saturday.
13:20I'm inviting the whole neighborhood.
13:22Oh, you don't need to do that.
13:23I insist.
13:24I have missed Wisteria Lane so much.
13:26And I want to do something special for my dear old friends.
13:29And all you lovely newcomers.
13:40The nice thing about this big pregnancy is my feet don't swell.
13:44I mean, I'd never be able to squeeze into these slingbacks if I really wasn't even half months pregnant.
13:53Brie! Don't you look radiant?
13:56Well, hello, Mrs. McKeever.
13:57Well, I heard that you were expecting, but I had no idea how far along you were.
14:02May I?
14:03Oh, there's no need.
14:05The baby's just not kicking right now.
14:07Sometimes, if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move.
14:11Oh, she doesn't really want to be jiggled right now.
14:13She's very sensitive down there.
14:15But I'll be gentle.
14:16You know, in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck.
14:20Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly.
14:23Brie, you're hurting me.
14:26Is there a problem here?
14:27No, not at all.
14:29I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine.
14:36Are you going to back off now?
14:40The car's here, dear.
14:42Lovely to see you, Mrs. McKeever.
14:46Why must only ladies always do that?
14:48No, but you've got to stop roughing them up.
14:54I'm sorry, Susan. Dr. Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor.
14:57His new partner is covering for him if you're comfortable with that.
15:00Sure. I'm just here for a checkup.
15:03Doctor?
15:07Hi. I'm Dr. Mayfair. I'm going to...
15:10Hold it. Have we met?
15:13Yes. Yesterday. Susan Meyer, your new neighbor.
15:17Right.
15:18I didn't know you were this kind of doctor.
15:21I sure am.
15:29Listen, um...
15:30Maybe this isn't...
15:32Feet up, please.
15:33Okay.
15:36And scooch down.
15:44Just that it's weird, you know, considering you're...
15:48Where'd you go?
15:54And relax?
15:57Sorry.
16:00And relax.
16:03Sorry.
16:06Um...
16:09Not to change the subject, but when is Dr. Gorenberg coming back?
16:13Almost done.
16:16You know, Catherine has talked about you for years.
16:19It's nice to finally put a face to the name.
16:38Lynette!
16:39Muriel, how are you doing?
16:41What's up?
16:42You look good.
16:45Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lynette Sca, though. I am fit to be tied.
16:48Did you?
16:49Or did you not volunteer to run the fundraising gala?
16:53Yeah.
16:54Things have been a little weird lately.
16:55Don't even think of wriggling out of this, Lynette.
16:58Every other third grade mom has chaired an event.
17:01It is your turn.
17:04Okay.
17:05I'll jump right on it.
17:07Great.
17:08Okay.
17:11She...
17:11That's where someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card.
17:16I can handle it.
17:17Like hell.
17:18You've been nauseous all day from the chemo.
17:19You shouldn't even be here.
17:21It's my life.
17:22Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it.
17:24Besides, Parker's expecting to see me.
17:27Hey.
17:30There.
17:30He saw you.
17:32A little duck out when the lights go down.
17:33He's gonna be watching for me all day.
17:35He's one of the leads.
17:36He's Friar Duck.
17:38It's a thankless role.
17:46Well, everything seems normal.
17:49But you say you've been having irregular periods.
17:52Yeah.
17:53You know, one month off, two months on.
17:55That happens, right?
17:56Ever experienced night sweats?
17:58Um, sometimes.
18:00But Mike's a big spooner.
18:02He's like sleeping with a hibachi.
18:04Um, how about hot flashes?
18:07Okay, whoa.
18:08I'm gonna stop you right there.
18:09I'm way too young for that.
18:11Please refer to your chart.
18:12Susan, I know for a lot of women, the word menopause has negative connotations.
18:16They hear, um, aging, brittle bones, loss of sexual desire.
18:21Okay, before we go any further, can I check those diplomas?
18:24Because I...
18:25Look, there's a simple blood test we can use to find out.
18:27I don't need any test.
18:27I am not old enough for menopause.
18:29Now, I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at Harvard Medical School.
18:36Class of 97?
18:38Oh my God!
18:39I am old.
18:41Just give me the damn test.
18:45We will live in these woods until our work is done.
18:47If the sheriff comes, we will drive him away with our bows and arrows.
18:53You okay?
18:55I'm feeling a little...
18:57I'm fine.
18:59I'm fine.
19:00Pray that I may join your man, band of merry men.
19:04I am more than just a jolly friar.
19:07For I can have both a sword and an arrow.
19:10We must support Robin Hood.
19:12Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
19:13Right there with you, lady.
19:16Oh, hail Robin Hood!
19:20Okay, let's go.
19:22No, it's too late.
19:29Oh!
19:31Bravo!
19:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
19:36I'll get you a new purse.
19:37Fine.
19:38But that wasn't my purse.
19:58Hello.
19:59You have everything you need?
20:00You just let me know.
20:01Hi!
20:01Good to see you.
20:02Oh, you look great.
20:04Mrs. LeCluskey.
20:06Hello.
20:08How are you?
20:09Do you remember me?
20:11You're best Truman, right?
20:12Of course I remember you.
20:14That's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca. I'm fine.
20:18Sorry.
20:19So I saw your cute new husband. Nice catch.
20:22Oh, well, thank you.
20:22I'm very eager for him to experience life on Mysteria Lane.
20:26The times that Bill and I spent here were the happiest of our lives.
20:30Yeah?
20:30And why'd you take off so suddenly?
20:32You skipped town without even saying goodbye.
20:35Bye.
20:35You do remember a lot, don't you?
20:39Excuse me.
20:40I really must mingle.
20:47I think these eggs were past the prime.
20:50Oh.
20:52So you just shun them and throw them away.
20:55Well, yeah, since some mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill you.
21:00Are they okay?
21:01You seem kind of moody today.
21:03Yeah, I get used to it.
21:05Okay.
21:06Did I hear something wrong?
21:07No, I'm sorry.
21:08I'm just a little...
21:10You know what?
21:11Forget it.
21:12Let's eat.
21:13You who?
21:14Susan!
21:14We saved your place!
21:18Come on.
21:19I don't want you over here.
21:20Come on then.
21:26Oh my God, Dylan!
21:30Hi.
21:31It's me.
21:32Julie.
21:33Julie's the one we were talking about.
21:34Hi, honey.
21:35She was your best friend.
21:39Yeah, and I brought you a little welcome back gift.
21:41Your favorite.
21:42Oh my goodness.
21:43Do you remember how much you used to love licorice?
21:46I did.
21:47Mm-hmm.
21:48Okay.
21:52Come on, I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet.
21:54Have fun.
21:58Menopause?
21:59God, aren't you a little young for that?
22:00I know.
22:02Maybe you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime and instead you got a wife who's...
22:08dry and dusty.
22:10Oh, honey.
22:12Oh, it's a natural part of life.
22:14Yeah, the part before death.
22:16Oh.
22:17I know that it's upsetting, but it's really not that big a deal.
22:20Yes, it is.
22:21What if you want to have kids?
22:22We agreed that we didn't.
22:23No, you said you did.
22:24I said I didn't and you changed your mind.
22:26What if you change it back?
22:27That's not gonna happen.
22:27Listen, my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment.
22:32If you want to have kids, you might want to jump on it.
22:34Right now.
22:36All right, this is all very romantic, but let me be clear about this, okay?
22:41I love you.
22:43And if kids don't happen, I'm fine with that.
22:46I don't want you to be fine.
22:48I want you to be happy.
22:51All right, I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up, so...
23:00Yeah, poor dude.
23:05Hey.
23:06Look who's back.
23:08Oh my gosh, she's out of the clinic.
23:13Thanks, darling.
23:15Hi.
23:16Oh, hey.
23:17Oh, careful.
23:18The neck.
23:19Oh, sorry.
23:20Thank you all so much for the cards.
23:23Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved.
23:28So, why don't you talk to your friends, and I'll go unpack the car.
23:31Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
23:35I have to admit that I was a little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me.
23:41But this, throwing me a party, I...
23:47Well, we just all love you.
23:49I mean, you look great, especially, you know, given the circumstances.
23:55You mean that I tried to hang myself?
23:57Well, it's okay.
23:59The doctor encouraged me to talk about it.
24:01Surely not over food.
24:03Well, Carlos and I talk about it all the time.
24:05You know, and this whole thing has just brought us closer together.
24:09We've actually talked about marriage.
24:11Hi.
24:16Hello.
24:16I don't think we've met.
24:18I'm Catherine Mayfair, your new neighbor.
24:20Oh, Edie.
24:21It's a pleasure to meet you.
24:23Welcome to my party.
24:30So, I hear congratulations are in order.
24:32Edie just announced you're getting married.
24:34Best wishes.
24:35We're not engaged.
24:37That was just a kind of a what-if conversation.
24:40Really, because she thinks you're getting married.
24:43Everyone else thinks you're getting married.
24:45So, again, best wishes.
24:47Gabby, the woman tried to kill herself because I left her.
24:48She's not real good with disappointment.
24:50Neither am I.
24:52You told me you want to run away together, and then I don't hear from you for a month.
24:55That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, but it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about
24:58you constantly.
24:58You were not.
25:00Yes, I was.
25:02Every second of every day.
25:07Yeah, well, I kind of thought about you, too.
25:11I need to be with you, Gabby.
25:13Yeah?
25:14Prove it.
25:16Can you get away tonight?
25:17Oh, my God, are you serious?
25:20Damn right I am.
25:26I just have to be back my midnight to give Edie her pills.
25:29What?
25:30If we're going to have an affair, we've got to be discreet.
25:32Affair?
25:33I thought we were talking about running away together.
25:35I can't do that.
25:36Edie's too fragile right now.
25:40That old battle axe is going to outlive us all.
25:42Hey, don't talk about her like that.
25:44Oh, far be it from me to speak ill of the future Mrs. Carlos Solis.
25:47We are not getting married.
25:49Best wishes!
25:57No, absolutely not.
25:59That's my final answer.
26:02And I'll talk to you later.
26:04That was Danielle.
26:05Now she wants us to send a DVD player for her room.
26:08That hardly seems extravagant.
26:09You ever seen the point?
26:10It's a convent, not the Four Seasons.
26:12You have mustard on your chin.
26:13I mean, it's one thing to forgive bad behavior.
26:17It's another thing to reward it.
26:19There are consequences for her mistakes.
26:21Ah!
26:22Bree!
26:23Oh, my God!
26:24Are you all right?
26:25Oh, no, no.
26:26I'm fine.
26:27I'm fine.
26:28You're bleeding.
26:29Oh, no, no.
26:29It's just a...
26:30Oh, it's a little barbecue sauce.
26:31Where is Catherine's husband?
26:33He's a doctor.
26:34She's fine.
26:34Adam!
26:35Adam!
26:36Get over here.
26:37Right now!
26:38Bree got stabbed in the belly.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:41Are you all right?
26:41Let me take a look.
26:42No, it's nothing.
26:43We were just teasing, Ida.
26:45It's something we do.
26:48Look, it's a trick.
26:50A barbecue form.
26:51We got it at a magic shop.
26:52Uh, see?
26:53Oh!
26:54Retractable.
26:55Oh!
26:56Oh, my baby.
26:58Wow.
27:00It's quite a trick.
27:01Hey, let's go freak out Mrs. McCluskey.
27:04Huh?
27:06He's such a scamp.
27:14Psycho mom at five o'clock.
27:16You say the words, you get a face full of pig bones.
27:20Oh, my hero.
27:21I can handle her.
27:25Annette.
27:26I just spoke with Helen and imagine my surprise when she told me that you'd not started on the decorations
27:30for the gala.
27:31I'm in charge of decorations?
27:33Yes.
27:33Which you would have known had you bothered to pick up the packet.
27:41I don't want to hear it.
27:45Okay.
27:47I think that's mommy.
27:53I'm sorry, sweetie.
27:54I'm just...
27:55I'm just too tired right now.
27:57Here, honey.
27:58I'll get you.
28:00Oh!
28:01Oh, yes!
28:03Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things.
28:15We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap.
28:19How many more mishaps are we going to get away with?
28:21Yesterday was an old woman in the Macy's shoe department.
28:23Today a magic fork in the belly.
28:25Pretty soon this whole charade will completely unravel and we will be humiliated.
28:28We're already in too deep.
28:30We could go on a trip.
28:31Tell people you miscarried while we were away.
28:33And then what would happen to the baby?
28:35Well, Danielle would keep it.
28:37Do you think Danielle could raise this child?
28:39Orson, you've seen her in action.
28:40She's...
28:40She's shallow and she's...
28:42She's selfish.
28:42She would ruin this child's life.
28:44How can you say that?
28:45Because I'm her mother.
28:48And I know what I've created and that's the real humiliation.
28:57Orson, this child deserves better.
29:01And I know what to do now.
29:03Please.
29:04Please let me try.
29:09So...
29:10Really, what you want is a second chance?
29:12Why would that be so horrible?
29:20Well then...
29:23Let the charade continue.
29:34So you're bailing on me now?
29:37I know.
29:38The timing is terrible.
29:39Damn right.
29:40It's three weeks before the gala.
29:41I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on.
29:44Oh, we're all tired, Lynette.
29:45But some of us still manage to honor our commitments.
29:47Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
29:48I haven't been feeling that great lately.
29:50Oh, don't whine to me about your aches and pains.
29:52I've had the same migraine since 87.
29:54And my knees so bad, I can't even use a treadmill anymore.
29:58Oh, yeah.
30:00That's rough.
30:01Mmm.
30:03By the way...
30:10I have cancer.
30:15I'll give Helen a call.
30:30So, I am halfway through chemo.
30:34And my doctor is very confident that I'm going to beat this.
30:38So you can all relax.
30:39I'm not going to die.
30:47Well, not unless we kill you.
30:50Huh?
30:50Damn it, Lynette.
30:51What did we say after Mary Ellis?
30:53After Edie?
30:54Why didn't they tell us?
30:56We're your friends.
30:57Why would you shut us out?
30:59I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee and
31:05a good gossip about the new neighbors.
31:07You know, for five minutes I could pretend I wasn't a sick person.
31:12But once your friends know you're sick, you can't pretend anymore because you can see it in their eyes.
31:19The fear.
31:20The pity.
31:22Is that all you see in our eyes?
31:31No.
31:32No, of course not.
31:35You know what? Let's make a pact.
31:38No more secrets.
31:39From now on, we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives.
31:49I'm in.
31:50Me too.
31:54You with us?
31:57Absolutely.
32:00No more secrets.
32:11You're right.
32:12I'm not happy.
32:13Let's talk.
32:17All I'm saying is I just want to know that I come first with you.
32:22Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession.
32:25It's demeaning.
32:26It's, it's...
32:27Why are you smiling right now?
32:28Because this is fantastic.
32:30After weeks of shutting me out, you're finally telling me how you feel.
32:33We should do this all the time.
32:34Well, it's hard when you're so busy.
32:39Maybe we should go away.
32:41Just take a couple weeks or a month.
32:45Let's rediscover what it was that made us fall in love to begin with.
32:49That was a great idea.
32:50Let's do it.
32:51How's next week?
32:53Let's see here.
32:56Well, I've got the meeting with the school board on Tuesday.
33:00And on the end of the month, I've got the conference in Washington.
33:03Oh, shoot.
33:03I've got the groundbreaking for the new Civic Center.
33:07Dad's birthday.
33:08Economic Development Forum.
33:11How about April?
33:12I can give you two whole weeks in April.
33:20I'll see you later, babe.
33:22Where are you going?
33:24Descabos for a few beers.
33:25Oh!
33:26Can I come?
33:27Uh...
33:28Nope.
33:29Why not?
33:29Edie, I know you've been through a lot lately, but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day.
33:36If you want this relationship to work, you've got to give me some downtime.
33:48Okay, so I managed to get away from Edie.
33:52What do you want?
33:53To get you away from Edie.
34:09Oh, come on. You have to remember your boyfriend, Joey Miller.
34:12You used to chase him around the jungle gym.
34:14Really?
34:14Do you think I would have gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose?
34:18So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with?
34:21No.
34:23To be honest, I don't remember anything about living here.
34:26Really?
34:30So, what is your earliest memory?
34:35I don't know if this is a memory, but...
34:39For years, I've had this creepy dream.
34:43I'm really little, and there's a guy in my room, and he tries to grab me.
34:50That is creepy.
34:52Have you ever talked to somebody about it?
34:57I mean, like a therapist?
35:00My old babysitter suggested that, but my mom got mad and said no.
35:06Really?
35:07Yeah.
35:09Then she fired the babysitter.
35:17Susan?
35:18I'm in here.
35:21Your front door was open.
35:23No problem.
35:24Um, what's up?
35:26First, let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career,
35:30and you have every right to hate me.
35:33Adam, I have no idea what you're talking about.
35:35Well, your test results came back, and your estrogen levels are fine.
35:39You're not about to start menopause.
35:40Really?
35:42That's fantastic.
35:44There's more.
35:45More?
35:47You're pregnant.
35:50What?
35:52What did he just say?
35:55I'm pregnant?
35:59He said I'm pregnant.
36:11I have never been happier.
36:15From now, I believe you.
36:24There you are.
36:26I'm sorry.
36:28I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you.
36:30You don't have to explain.
36:33I trust you.
36:34Well, good. You should.
36:36I just wish you trusted me a bit more.
36:39What are you talking about?
36:41Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account?
36:47What?
36:49Well, you know.
36:50The one in the Cayman Islands.
36:52With $10 million in it.
36:57I miss you when you're gone.
37:01Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me.
37:05Okay. Um, I know how this looks.
37:07What did you think I was going to do?
37:09Tell people?
37:11Turn you in?
37:12Try to get my little hands on it?
37:14I don't care about money, Carlos.
37:18All I care about is you.
37:21That's why this relationship is going to work.
37:27You can trust me with your secrets.
37:30Just like I can trust you not to hurt me.
37:37Mmm.
37:46There is a certain time of mourning.
37:48It occurs after kids have left for school.
37:51And husbands have headed off for work.
37:55It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
38:01And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered.
38:06And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening.
38:12But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep?
38:17What do they think about every morning?
38:19Hey!
38:23Is something wrong?
38:27It's just...
38:29Dylan and I used to be best friends.
38:31I mean, we did everything together.
38:34I know. She was like a sister to you.
38:37Well...
38:39That girl that I've been hanging out with.
38:42And...
38:43I know this is going to sound crazy, but...
38:47That's not the same girl.
38:56These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors.
39:00And the secrets they may be keeping.
39:11There you are. I've been calling you.
39:22Is this the room?
39:23Yes.
39:25No one's been asking me if she can move in here.
39:28So let her.
39:31You may remember what happened here, but she can't.
39:33Doesn't matter.
39:35I won't allow it.
39:37Are you okay?
39:39Did we make a mistake coming back here?
39:42Did we have a choice?
40:00I won't let her know about her, until she walks back.
40:00And it's...
40:00You won't be the last time.
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