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A Chaotix Detektív Iroda megtalálta Dr. Eggman titkos rejtekhelyét! De mesterséges intelligenciával rendelkező lánya, Sage, nem éppen meleg fogadtatással várja őket.
Podcast révén a könnyebb követhetőség céljából hallássérült-stílusú feliratozással, hogy látszódjon, ki mit mond.
Forrás: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFhLCOYeBBU
A Chaotix Detektív Iroda megtalálta Dr. Eggman titkos rejtekhelyét! De mesterséges intelligenciával rendelkező lánya, Sage, nem éppen meleg fogadtatással várja őket.
Podcast révén a könnyebb követhetőség céljából hallássérült-stílusú feliratozással, hogy látszódjon, ki mit mond.
Forrás: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFhLCOYeBBU
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00:08No job too big, no gig too small, no thing too dangerous, chaotics do it all!
00:18Give us your mystic you wouldn't want to miss when the chaotics are on the cake.
00:33Oh, finally! Vector, our sometimes unreliable narrator and full-time cooped-up crocodile, is about to get to the heart
00:42of the matter.
00:43Sonic, you will not believe what happens next. We're at the best part!
00:48And, uh, what part was that again exactly, Eggman?
00:51The part where Vector and Espio and Charmy meet Sage, my brilliant AI daughter.
00:58So come on, Gumshoe, let's hear it. Tell me in the road and how brilliant my perfect little creation is.
01:10Actually, I'm thinking now might be a good time for a nap.
01:16A what?
01:17What? Look, I've been talking for a really long time, all right? It takes a lot out of a man.
01:24If you could, uh, maybe just unlimber a little of that famous Dr. Eggman hospitality and let me get, say,
01:32nine or ten hours of shut-eye, I could do this story a lot more justice.
01:36It's not a bad idea, Doc. I mean, listening as hard as you've been? That mustache has got to be
01:42a little droopy by now, right?
01:44Why don't we call it for today and pick the whole thing back up in the morning?
01:48Huh? Let's not forget who's the captive and who's the captor here, you worthless little runts.
01:55I'm not little.
01:56If you think I'm gonna wait one second longer to hear about how my precious Sage acquitted herself, you've got
02:03worms for brains.
02:05Huh. Well, I guess you better get on with it then, Vector.
02:07But don't leave out a single detail about anything.
02:12Ooh! Whoa, Doc. No need to get so up close and personal.
02:18I am well aware, Rodent, that you and the so-called detective over there have been stalling all this time.
02:25Stall? Me? I wouldn't dream of it.
02:30Yeah. All Vector's been doing is providing quality entertainment.
02:34Yes. Well, the fact remains that it doesn't matter. No one can breach this base.
02:39It's like a vault inside a fortress.
02:42Your efforts at buying yourselves more time are pointless.
02:46So get on with it!
02:48Fine, fine, fine.
02:50What's a little crippling sleep deprivation among friends?
02:56Ahem.
02:57It took us most of the day.
03:00But eventually we arrived at the coordinates General had given us.
03:04The entrance to the abandoned base was at the end of a box canyon, where tumbleweeds skittered past like golden
03:11leaves on an autumn day.
03:13And the deep, dry sand crunched underfoot in tiny, desperate echoes.
03:18The entrance itself looked like little more than a gigantic round metal door set into a sheer stone cliff.
03:25An ugly metallic scar on the face of nature itself.
03:29I'll have you know I put a lot of thought into my base's designs.
03:33Good for you, Doctor.
03:35Now, if I may continue...
03:36I'll continue, yeah.
03:38Yes, yes, whatever.
03:40Now, where were we?
03:42Oh, yeah.
03:43Ahem.
03:45Staring at the entrance to the abandoned base.
03:48That's it?
03:49A big door?
03:50How do we even know we're in the right spot?
03:53These are the exact coordinates we got from General.
03:56Okay, but where are we anyway?
03:59We do seem to be in the middle of absolutely nowhere, Vector.
04:04I know, I know.
04:05This is weird.
04:06Eggman usually goes out of his way to make his bases as obvious and garish and ugly as possible.
04:11Yeah, they're the absolute worst.
04:14It's like Eggman has no taste whatsoever.
04:17I couldn't agree more.
04:19In fact, I would speculate that Eggman displays a pathological need for recognition.
04:25Big words from a discount detective.
04:27Though I will admit I'm a bit impressed that you even know words like speculate and pathological.
04:33Everybody's a critic.
04:35May I continue?
04:37You may, but watch the editorializing, Vector.
04:40Fair enough.
04:43We decided what we were looking at was some sort of stealth base.
04:47We'd never heard of any secret Eggman bases, but...
04:52Maybe that was the point?
04:54Anyway, we couldn't come up with a better explanation.
04:58Though that didn't stop certain members of the team from trying.
05:02Hey, maybe it's not an Eggman base at all.
05:05Maybe it's a secret pirate treasure lair.
05:08I don't think Gemeral would have gotten that confused, Charmy.
05:12Come on.
05:13Let's see if we can figure out how to get through that door.
05:15I think I see a control panel off to one side.
05:19Hmm.
05:20Eggman does usually make his bases super obvious, though.
05:24So what does it mean that this one's tucked away in a little cranny?
05:27One you can only find if you know exactly where to look.
05:30Ooh!
05:31Maybe it's a secret base for beings from another planet!
05:34Sure, Charmy.
05:36Anyway, Eggman's got to have secrets, just like anyone else.
05:40Maybe this is where he keeps his.
05:43Huh.
05:44There's only one button.
05:45Might as well give it a try.
05:49Huh.
05:50Nothing.
05:51Maybe you're right.
05:52Maybe Gemeral just had his facts wrong.
05:55Oh, I've got it!
05:56It's an overflow valve to some huge dam somewhere.
06:00And if it opens up, it'll turn this canyon into a river and wash us all away!
06:04Wow, Charmy, that was really specific.
06:07And kind of alarming now that I think about it.
06:11I watched a documentary.
06:12Wait.
06:13Hang on.
06:14I hear something.
06:16Some kind of mechanism inside the door.
06:19There's something moving.
06:20Back up!
06:20Everybody, back up!
06:21We had no idea what to expect.
06:25Anything could have happened.
06:27Eggman himself could have shown up.
06:29Or a horde of his robots.
06:31Maybe even a rushing river.
06:33But instead of any of that, turned out Eggman couldn't resist adding a bit of visual flair.
06:41Even to a secret stealth base.
06:44As we watched, a narrow hatch opened.
06:47And a giant Eggman mustache popped out of the door.
06:52A secret stash!
06:54Wow, subtle.
06:56Don't ask you, Sonic.
06:58Well, this testament to one man's vanity removes any doubt about where we are.
07:03Huh?
07:04Oh!
07:05Yeah!
07:06Now I see it!
07:07If you squint your eyes just right, the mustache makes the door look like Eggman's face!
07:13And wow!
07:14It's so soft!
07:17Ew!
07:18Quit touching it!
07:20Okay, guys.
07:22Clearly, that was not the open button.
07:24Charmy, you stick with me while I try to figure out where the open button is.
07:29Or if there even is one.
07:31Espio, you go scout around and see if there's another way in.
07:34And be discreet.
07:35I'm on it.
07:37So that button is not the way to open the door.
07:40But it's still out here.
07:41In a prominent place.
07:43What could its purpose be?
07:45Maybe it's a doorbell?
07:47I hardly think Eggman would have installed a doorbell on the entrance to his secret stealth base.
07:53And even if it is, General said the base is abandoned.
07:56So it's not like somebody's going to answer it.
08:04Big robot!
08:05Big robot!
08:06Charmy, get behind me!
08:09Big robot, indeed.
08:10The thing that had just burst up out of the ground and almost given us both heart attacks was an
08:16egg hammer.
08:17One of the heavy hitters in Eggman's army.
08:20And the thing it used for those heavy hits was a gigantic hammer.
08:25Oh, hence the name.
08:28I can't believe I just now put that together.
08:32Watch out, Charmy.
08:33It's going to try to flatten us.
08:35Well, if that thing hits either one of us, we're Pancake.
08:38I'm going to try and sting attack.
08:40No, Charmy, wait!
08:42Can't flatten us if you can't see us, you big metal meanie.
08:49Uh-oh.
08:50I don't think it's working, Vector.
08:55In fact, I think I made it mad.
08:57Look out!
09:00Yow!
09:01It almost nailed me!
09:03And if your stings had no effect, I don't think whacking it with my tail would do much better.
09:12Here it comes again!
09:17Are you okay, kid?
09:19Yeah.
09:20But for how much longer?
09:23I know, I know.
09:24We can't keep dancing around it forever.
09:27Charmy, do you trust me?
09:29Well, yeah.
09:30Why?
09:31You got an idea?
09:32Did you ever see Sonic and Tails do one of those worldly combo attack things?
09:36You mean like when they grab hold of each other and spin around real fast?
09:40Look out!
09:42That might be our only chance here.
09:44Well, hey, what's the worst that could happen?
09:47We both get squashed into hockey pucks?
09:49Uh, yeah, basically.
09:52What the heck?
09:52We won't know until we try.
09:54Okay, grab my hands.
09:57And spin!
10:03Now, Charmy, towards the big robot guy!
10:15We did it!
10:17And with only a little cranial trauma.
10:20Hey, Vector, I've got another idea.
10:23Yeah?
10:24Why don't we never do that again?
10:26I like that plan.
10:28It has my approval.
10:29We still need to try to get that door open, though.
10:44Uh, Vector?
10:46Do you hear that?
10:48Afraid so.
10:49Do you know what it is?
10:51I can't even tell where it's coming from.
10:53Is it giving you the willies?
10:56Yeah.
10:57Yeah, it is.
10:57It feels like...
10:59Like...
11:00Like something's coming?
11:03You are not allowed here.
11:07Vector, since when do ghosts look like little white-haired girls in white dresses with blue glowy stuff all around
11:15them?
11:16Pretty sure that's not a ghost kit.
11:18But I can see through her!
11:21Yeah, but you can also see all that blue computer code inside her, right?
11:26Oh, uh...
11:27Well, yeah.
11:28What we're looking at is some kind of hologram.
11:32Isn't that right, miss?
11:34Sage.
11:35And yes, you are correct.
11:38I have manifested in the form of a tangible hard light hologram made of digital energy.
11:43You two are part of the Chaotic's detective agency.
11:47Yes?
11:48Vector the Crocodile and Charmy Bee.
11:51Huh?
11:52How'd you know?
11:53We've never met, have we?
11:55I have extensive records.
11:57Oops.
11:57Okay.
11:58Well, nice to meet you.
12:01Also, what are you?
12:03Charmy, don't be rude.
12:05No offense was given, Vector.
12:07Know, young bee, that I am Dr. Eggman's greatest creation.
12:11A sentient, artificially intelligent being who both embodies and controls the Eggnet.
12:18Put more simply, I am Dr. Eggman's daughter.
12:22And I reiterate, you are not allowed to be here.
12:26Ha, uh, if you'll, uh, just excuse us for a second, Sage.
12:31Please.
12:32Charmy, come here.
12:35Okay, this is serious.
12:37If she's in charge of the Eggnet, she's in charge of Eggman's robots.
12:41Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44You mean like that Egghammer?
12:46Yeah, exactly.
12:48So she's actually the one who just tried to squish us?
12:51It's looking that way.
12:53Now she's just floating there, all calm-like.
12:57What do we do?
12:58I think, unless she sends some other kind of huge robot after us, we'd better try to talk to her.
13:05Okay, but be really polite.
13:08I will.
13:10Really, really polite.
13:11I will.
13:14Excuse me, Miss Sage.
13:15I was wondering if I could ask you something.
13:17We're looking for some information, and we thought maybe we could find it in this base.
13:23That's all you want?
13:24Just information?
13:25You are not trying to cause Eggman trouble?
13:29I promise you we're not.
13:32The problem is we only have a name.
13:35Red Spectre.
13:37Hmm.
13:39Red Spectre.
13:41Searching files.
13:45Interesting.
13:47I can locate the file name, but it appears to be restricted.
13:51To what precisely does this file relate?
13:54Well, you see, we're investigating a series of ancient artifact thefts, and one of the leads involves a file we
14:01found in a gun archive.
14:02The file code named Red Spectre.
14:06All we're trying to do is locate the thief and get the artifacts back.
14:10Interesting.
14:11The file seems to have been partitioned off.
14:14The only related item I could locate...
14:17Yes?
14:18...is under a different file name.
14:21Yes?
14:22Which is...
14:23Yes?
14:25Phantom.
14:26Phantom?
14:27Okay, so what's in that file?
14:29I am...
14:31unable to access its contents.
14:34Hector, what's going on?
14:36You look like you ate some bad clams or something.
14:39Just... just give me a minute.
14:41I've got...
14:43I think I've got something.
14:45Oh, is it a cramp?
14:47I get those sometimes.
14:49They're terrible.
14:50No, Charmy.
14:51I mean, something's clicking.
14:53You've got a cramp that's clicking?
14:56Vector, I think you need to see a doctor.
14:59Will you give me a second here?
15:00I'm trying to think.
15:02Hey, no need to get cranky.
15:05He gets like this sometimes.
15:08Noted.
15:08I do my best not to think.
15:10Thinking always gets me in trouble.
15:13I find that easy to believe.
15:15Aha!
15:17Vector, are you okay?
15:19Is the cramp in your fingers?
15:21Is that why you're snapping them?
15:22No, Charmy.
15:24Red Spectre.
15:25Phantom.
15:26Don't you get it?
15:28Phantom is another word for Spectre.
15:30And what's red?
15:33Uh...
15:33What's red and goes with Phantom, Charmy?
15:36I don't know.
15:37I don't know.
15:38I've always been terrible with pop quizzes.
15:41Ha ha!
15:41I can't believe it.
15:43I know who the thief is.
15:45Whoa.
15:46Who is it then?
15:47Who, Vector?
15:48I did indeed know the thief's identity.
15:51What I did not know at that moment
15:53was the unexpected encounter
15:56Espio had found himself wandering into
15:58while we dealt with the Egghammer and Sage.
16:03Hmm.
16:04If I were an underground stealth base
16:07and I needed some ventilation shafts,
16:10where would I put one
16:11and how would I conceal it?
16:15Well, would you look at that?
16:17An artificial shrub
16:18with a hinge at the bottom
16:20just asking to be opened up.
16:23Let's see what we find
16:24when we crack it open.
16:28Boo.
16:32Rose.
16:34Would you please stop doing that?
16:37Doing what?
16:41Appearing out of nowhere
16:42and scaring me out of my skin.
16:44But I didn't appear out of nowhere.
16:47I appeared from the old Eggman base,
16:50which is what you were trying
16:52to find a way into, right?
16:56Honestly, Espio,
16:57between your attempts
16:58at being a ninja and a detective,
17:01I think you might make a good janitor.
17:03Hey, janitors are every bit
17:05as important as detectives
17:07or as important as whatever it is you do.
17:12Will you please move
17:14and let me stand up?
17:19What are you doing here, anyway?
17:21Well, I'm not about to just walk up
17:23and ring the doorbell
17:24to an Eggman base.
17:25That's for sure.
17:27All right.
17:28Well, what did you find?
17:30Inside the base?
17:32Nothing.
17:32The vent's sealed off at the bottom.
17:35All I could do
17:36was look around a little.
17:39Disappointing.
17:40You're telling me.
17:42Listen.
17:43If I were you,
17:44I'd head back to the front door,
17:46take the croc and the bee,
17:47and beat feet.
17:48If Eggman or his forces
17:50are in there somewhere,
17:51I'm betting they've already tripped
17:53some kind of early warning system.
17:55You and your crew
17:56might have only moments
17:57before an attack.
17:59Hmm.
18:00Let's say that's true.
18:02If it is,
18:03you could help us face that attack.
18:05Hey, you're right.
18:07I totally could.
18:09Except I won't.
18:11Why not?
18:12You've been our ally in the past
18:14a lot more often
18:14than you've been a foe.
18:16Kind of you to notice.
18:17But I'm strictly here
18:19to learn more about
18:20these astroscopic lens heists.
18:22They're pretty fascinating,
18:24you know.
18:24And I think they need the...
18:28right person
18:29to collect them all
18:30and keep them safe.
18:31Let me guess.
18:33That person is you.
18:35Well,
18:36yeah.
18:37So you're just going
18:38to sneak around
18:39and gather your data
18:40and leave us
18:41to face Eggman ourselves?
18:42No one's forcing you
18:44to fight whatever's coming.
18:45You could just go back home
18:47and leave these precious
18:49artifacts to me.
18:50Or you could come with me.
18:53With our talents
18:54combined.
18:56There's nothing
18:57we couldn't
18:58or wouldn't
19:00do.
19:03Why do you keep suggesting
19:05I leave my teammates
19:06behind?
19:07Especially when there might
19:08be danger close at hand.
19:10I could never.
19:13Right.
19:14You could never.
19:16Oh well.
19:17It was worth another try.
19:18time.
19:21Hey.
19:22Do you hear that?
19:24From inside
19:24the ventilation shaft.
19:26I think...
19:28I think it's a mech
19:29on the move.
19:30Rouge!
19:31You've got to help us fight!
19:33And she's gone.
19:35Again.
19:36Really wish
19:37you'd quit doing that.
19:40Vector!
19:40Charmy!
19:45Enemy inbound!
19:47Vector!
19:48Charmy!
19:49Oh.
19:50That must be
19:51the third member
19:52of your team.
19:53Aspio the Chameleon.
19:55Correct?
19:56Vector!
19:57He sounds like
19:57he's freaking out!
19:58I can hear him!
20:00Vector!
20:00Aspio never freaks out!
20:02Isn't he supposed
20:03to be the stealthy one?
20:05Vector!
20:06Charmy!
20:07We've got to get out of
20:08him!
20:09Um.
20:09Who's this?
20:10Her name's Sage.
20:12She's Eggman's
20:12AI daughter.
20:14Wow.
20:15There is a lot
20:16to unpack there.
20:17But we don't have time.
20:18We're about to be
20:19attacked.
20:20Attacked?
20:21By what?
20:22From where?
20:22From inside the base.
20:24There's a mech
20:25on its way.
20:26I'd recognize
20:27those footsteps
20:27anywhere.
20:29Sage?
20:29Is that true?
20:30Are we about
20:31to get whaled on again?
20:33It seems very likely,
20:34yes.
20:35Eggman is highly
20:36displeased that you
20:37have discovered
20:38his secret base.
20:39And you didn't
20:40think to tell us
20:41this?
20:42Well, if I had,
20:43then I wouldn't
20:44have been able
20:45to see that look
20:46on your face.
20:47Guys, the door's
20:48opening!
20:49Look out!
20:50It's Eggman himself!
20:52And there he was.
20:54The would-be
20:55conqueror of the world.
20:57The man who
20:58possessed even more
21:00tyrannical tendencies
21:01than mustache wax.
21:02The biggest pain
21:04in the hindquarters
21:05civilization has ever
21:07known.
21:08Hey, now that's
21:09hardly fair!
21:10All I've ever done
21:11is trying to let
21:11this world benefit
21:12from my massive,
21:14nigh incalculable
21:15genius!
21:16Also watch your
21:17mouth come shoot!
21:18Piloting a ferocious
21:19mech with banks
21:20of laser weapons
21:21and missiles.
21:22All trained squarely
21:24on us.
21:25Spector,
21:26what do we do?
21:27Dodge, kid!
21:28Dodge for all
21:29your worth!
21:30Ah!
21:31Mr. Eggman
21:31swat a measly
21:32insect out of the air!
21:34Eat, laser fiend!
21:40Hey, Grumdome!
21:42Try picking on
21:43an adult,
21:44why don't you?
21:45Vector,
21:45what are you doing?
21:46I'll keep him busy.
21:48You grab Charmy
21:49and put as much
21:49distance between
21:50that mech
21:51and you guys
21:51as possible.
21:52But hey,
21:53Eggman!
21:54Come get a taste
21:55of how we treat
21:56creeps like you
21:57in Seaside City!
21:59Oh, this is
22:00too good!
22:01I've already got
22:02Sonic locked away
22:02in a cage!
22:03And now all of us
22:04little do good
22:05of friends
22:05can join him!
22:07Espio,
22:08get Charmy
22:08and go!
22:09We'll see
22:10who's locked
22:11in a cage
22:11when I'm through
22:12with you,
22:12Eggman!
22:13Now come on!
22:15You're not afraid
22:16of a little
22:16tailbashing,
22:17are you?
22:19Ow!
22:20Ow!
22:21That really hurts!
22:23Ow!
22:24Good grief!
22:25What is that
22:25thing made of?
22:26Ow!
22:27At least Espio
22:28and Charmy
22:29got away.
22:30I've been more
22:31than fair,
22:32Reptile.
22:33You've had your turn.
22:34Now allow me
22:35to take mine.
22:38Missiles away!
22:40Missiles away!
22:41Whoa!
22:43Whoa!
22:44Ah!
22:45Ah!
22:47Oh!
22:50Oh!
22:50Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:54Oh!
22:55Vector!
22:58Vector!
22:59Vector,
22:59it's me,
23:00Sonic!
23:00Wake up!
23:01Wake up!
23:03Wake up!
23:05Wake up!
23:09Wake up!
23:12No job too big!
23:15No gig too small!
23:17No thing too dangerous!
23:19Chaotic!
23:20Do it all!
23:22Give us your mystic!
23:24You wouldn't wanna miss
23:26when the chaotics
23:28are on the case.
23:30Please.
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