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A Chaotix rájön, hogy egy alakváltóval van dolguk. Hogy némi információhoz jussanak, meg kell rendezniük egy betörést. Mi sülhetne el rosszul?
Podcast révén a könnyebb követhetőség céljából hallássérült-stílusú feliratozással, hogy látszódjon, ki mit mond.
Forrás: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hhGM-Kiwm4
A Chaotix rájön, hogy egy alakváltóval van dolguk. Hogy némi információhoz jussanak, meg kell rendezniük egy betörést. Mi sülhetne el rosszul?
Podcast révén a könnyebb követhetőség céljából hallássérült-stílusú feliratozással, hogy látszódjon, ki mit mond.
Forrás: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hhGM-Kiwm4
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00:08No job too big, no big too small, no thing too dangerous, chaotics do it all!
00:18Give us your mystic you wouldn't want to miss when the chaotics are on the case.
00:31The brilliant detective Vector the Crocodile and ever-obnoxious hero Sonic the Hedgehog, locked up in the depths of my
00:39hidden lair and whining about thirst.
00:43Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
00:48Here, you miserable malcontents, here's your water!
00:52Try not to drown in it.
00:54Especially not before you get to the end of this blasted story, Vector.
00:57I want to know who the Master of Disguise Thief is, and why they're stealing those ancient astroscopic lenses.
01:05Oh, we'll get to that.
01:07Thanks for the drink, Eggman. You won't regret it.
01:16What's the matter, Sonic?
01:17Don't tell me the detective has better manners than you do.
01:21Oh, yeah, forgive me if I don't muster up much enthusiasm.
01:26What, with the two of us locked up like this and all?
01:29Hmph, society today.
01:31Whatever happened to proper comportment, courtesy, a bit of etiquette?
01:35That's enough water!
01:36Give me back those canteens and get on with it!
01:39What happened after this illusionist stole another lens out from under you?
01:45Illusionist?
01:46Well, I guess S.B.O. can turn invisible, which is kind of like an illusion.
01:50But there's no way he's the thief.
01:53Yeah, come on, Doc. At least try to keep up.
01:56You know what I meant.
01:58A shapeshifter. Master of disguise.
02:01First, you thought it was Knuckles.
02:03Then Rouge. Then Jet.
02:05Next, you say it's Tails or Tangler.
02:07Maybe Rouge again!
02:08It's like you're not even trying.
02:11Okay, okay.
02:13So, we had just been booted out of the museum by some not overly friendly gun soldiers.
02:24Chaotix.
02:25Ahem.
02:26And as we made our way through the darkened streets of Spiral Hill,
02:31like ships adrift at sea,
02:33in like super-dense fog,
02:36with no radar,
02:37so the ships kept bumping into each other really hard.
02:41I came to a conclusion.
02:43Boys,
02:44my Hackles raised at the first sight of Gunn back in Station Square,
02:48and now they're practically doing handstands.
02:52Whoa.
02:53Hackles have hands?
02:54Also, what exactly are Hackles?
02:57Vector,
02:58what are you thinking?
02:59I'm thinking Gunn is a lot more heavily involved in all this
03:03than just securing perimeters and coming in to mop up after the fact.
03:07It's time we find out exactly what they know and when they knew it.
03:12Do I have Hackles?
03:13Do you think that's wise, Vector?
03:15Ever since Gunn's humiliating defeat in the war,
03:18they've been especially uptight about their image.
03:21And they weren't exactly relaxed to begin with.
03:24All the more reason to act now.
03:26They're still rebuilding, resupplying, and recruiting.
03:30They'll never see us coming.
03:32Hackles.
03:33That's fun to say.
03:35Hackles.
03:36Hackles.
03:37Hackles.
03:38Hackles.
03:40Hackles.
03:41Hackles.
03:42Hackles.
03:43Hackles.
03:43Wait.
03:44You're not suggesting.
03:45Oh, I'm more than suggesting.
03:48Buckle up, boys.
03:49We're going to raid a gun base.
03:51Do we even know where the closest gun base is?
03:55Oh, oh!
03:56I can tell you.
03:57I can look it up on my phone.
03:59Oh, wow.
04:01There's actually a new one.
04:02Like, not far from here.
04:04Well, not far if we fly.
04:06See?
04:07Perfect.
04:08We can get there in no time with the chaotic scopter.
04:12All right.
04:14But what exactly are we going to do when we get there?
04:17Espio, relax.
04:18We got past those gun goons at the first museum, didn't we?
04:22It'll be just like that.
04:24We get in and find any kind of files they have on astroscopic lenses and Master of Disguise operatives.
04:30Wow, raid.
04:31I can't wait.
04:33Gonna sting some more cameras.
04:34Gonna zap them right in two.
04:36Cause stinging lots of cameras is what good detectives do.
04:39See?
04:40The kid's on board.
04:41I am filled with confidence.
04:44Charmy's directions were spot on.
04:46We arrived at the base faster than a flicky freed from a banged-up badnik.
04:52We huddled up right outside the chain-linked perimeter fence to formulate our plan.
04:57Okay, here's what we do.
05:00See that security console way over there?
05:03Espio, you turn invisible, hop over this fence, get to the console, and disable the perimeter alarm.
05:10Once that's done, Charmy, you create a distraction.
05:15What kind of distraction, boss?
05:17A loud kind.
05:19Find something noisy and drop it off a roof.
05:22Something that makes everyone come running.
05:24How fun.
05:25Like maybe some empty gas cans?
05:27Sure.
05:28Or what if I could find some bongo drums?
05:31Charmy, try to focus here.
05:34Oh, or maybe a great big bundle of firecrackers.
05:38That'd be so loud.
05:40Just stick with the empty gas cans, okay?
05:43Absolutely.
05:43Unless I find some bongo drums or firecrackers.
05:47Once the alarm is off and the soldiers are distracted, I'll climb over the fence and we'll converge on the
05:52file storage building.
05:54And how do we know which one that is?
05:57See the one with all the power lines running to it?
05:59I'll bet there's computers galore in there.
06:02Huh.
06:03I guess you found the computer room.
06:06Please, Espio.
06:07Not now.
06:08Get ready.
06:09On three.
06:11One.
06:12Two.
06:13Three.
06:14The plan went off without a hitch.
06:17At first.
06:19Ninja invisibility technique?
06:20Leaf swirl.
06:22Espio disappeared over the fence in true ninja-like style.
06:26I kept an eye on the security console.
06:29And as soon as it went dark...
06:32Security of fire.
06:33Charmy took off.
06:35Distraction?
06:36Here I come.
06:37I only had to wait a few minutes.
06:39I couldn't see exactly what he dropped off the roof.
06:48Whatever it was, it sent every soldier on the base scurrying toward it like old ladies to a bingo parlor.
06:54And why is it I'm always one number away when somebody else hits bingo?
06:59Those ladies cheat, I tell you.
07:01They cheat, and then they haunt you in your dreams.
07:04Laughing at you with their blue hair and lavender perfume.
07:07And little butterscotch treats.
07:09You never gave me any butterscotch treats, did you?
07:14Uh...
07:14All of which meant...
07:17I had to exercise my athletic prowess.
07:20And shimmy over the fence before anyone spotted me.
07:23I landed.
07:25Gracefully, of course.
07:29But something must have gone wrong.
07:32Something we couldn't possibly have predicted.
07:35On your feet, intruder!
07:36You and this kid have some explaining to do.
07:39Charmy!
07:40What did you...
07:41How...
07:41Hi, boss.
07:42I knew I wasn't supposed to get caught.
07:44But once I knocked over that giant crate full of tubas,
07:47I got distracted.
07:50Charmy...
07:50Those tubas belong to the official gun marching band, young man.
07:54Now how are we supposed to celebrate the base's grand opening?
07:57Um...
07:58Maybe maracas?
08:00As if maracas could compete with tubas!
08:03Both of you are coming with me!
08:06Fortunately,
08:07Espio saw Charmy and me get caught.
08:10And decided to try to finish the mission on his own.
08:13He made it to the building with all the power lines running to it.
08:17And slipped in through the window completely unseen.
08:20Unseen by gun, anyway.
08:23Hmm.
08:25Vector was right about this being a computer center.
08:28Now, how would I go about looking for files on ancient artifacts and covert operatives?
08:34You could try alphabetically.
08:37Good idea.
08:38Ha!
08:38Rouge!
08:40What are you doing here?
08:42And how did you know I was here?
08:44I was invisible!
08:45You sounded pretty visible to me.
08:48That doesn't even make sense.
08:51And yet these ears of mine picked you out just as clearly as if you'd been jumping up and down
08:56and waving.
08:57I can't even bring it.
09:00I've got to say, Espio.
09:02It seems to me that you're falling down on the whole be like a ninja thing.
09:07I mean, I spoon-fed you that lead on Spiral Hill.
09:11And you and your gumshoe buddies still managed to bungle it.
09:15That is hardly fair.
09:17We're dealing with an unknown here.
09:19It is impossible to predict something that is by nature unpredictable.
09:24No need to get defensive.
09:27Especially after I saved your skin.
09:30You didn't even really save my skin.
09:33What was that?
09:35I didn't quite hear you.
09:37I said it would be easier to thank you if I did not suspect you of being the imposter in
09:43the first place.
09:46Keeping you from getting zapped by Whisper's fancy weapon wasn't convincing enough?
09:53All right, handsome.
09:55How's this for an olive branch?
09:58And this would be what?
10:01A file.
10:02From the file center, which we're standing in.
10:05Are you sure you're a detective?
10:09Red Spectre?
10:11What is that supposed to be?
10:13Something I think you'll find useful.
10:16How do I know it's not some kind of trap?
10:18Or misdirection?
10:20Or just an item on someone's grocery list?
10:23If it were worthless, then I wouldn't be keeping a copy for myself, would I?
10:28I'm trying to do you a favor, Espio.
10:31And I only do favors for those I hold in high regard.
10:38Forgive me if I don't put much credence in the words of a jewel thief.
10:43The only reason you don't trust me is that you don't know me very well.
10:48We could fix that.
10:49What do you say, dash off into the night and be my... partner?
10:57The Chaotix function best as a unit.
10:59I can't just wander off on my own for no good reason.
11:03Right.
11:04Of course.
11:06No good reason.
11:09Unbelievable.
11:15Chaotix.
11:20Meanwhile, Charmy and I had been slapped in chains and stowed in what the soldiers called an interview room.
11:27As if I couldn't tell we were about to get the third degree.
11:31Sorry about the handcuffs, Vector.
11:33It's okay, Charmy.
11:35And the tubas.
11:36Don't worry about it.
11:38And getting us caught?
11:39I said it's okay!
11:41No, I knew you were mad at me!
11:43Ah, Chaotix.
11:46Sad state of affairs when the supposed good guys are breaking the law.
11:50Commander Tower?
11:52I knew we'd gotten ourselves in hot water with gun.
11:56But I wasn't expecting to get a visit from Commander Abraham Tower.
12:01The head of the entire organization.
12:04Standing there.
12:05All gray hair and starched uniform.
12:09His mismatched eyes bored into us with an icy kind of scrutiny.
12:13The sort of look that makes you want to apologize for things you haven't even done.
12:19Commander Tower had a reputation for not suffering fools.
12:23I decided to reserve judgment on the commander.
12:27But I couldn't deny that sitting there in shackles, Charmy and I were the fools.
12:34Remove those handcuffs, Private.
12:37Private, you're dismissed.
12:41So, where's your third member, the so-called stealthy one?
12:45He's?
12:46He didn't come on this mission, Commander.
12:49It's just Charmy and me.
12:50I see.
12:51And why, may I ask, were you caught committing vandalism of gun property as well as trespassing?
12:59I had a couple different ways I could play this.
13:02I could go for innocent.
13:04Claim ignorance.
13:05Try to apologize and be on our way.
13:07Or I could lean into some outrage and demand that he let us get on with our legitimate work.
13:13Or I could level with him about my suspicions concerning gun's involvement.
13:20Outrage it was.
13:22Commander, I demand you let us go at once.
13:25We are bona fide private detectives working on behalf of a respected professor from Spogonia University.
13:32And by detaining us here, you are interfering with the important work.
13:36Yeah, and those tubas were stupid anyway.
13:40Nobody wants oompa oompa music at a can opening.
13:43Grand opening.
13:45You mean this respected professor?
13:50Professor Tori!
13:51Hi, Tori!
13:52What are you doing here?
13:54The realization hit me harder than a bubblegum ice cream headache.
13:59Professor Tori, the mysterious woman who walked into our office, hired us, and started us on this wild goose chase,
14:06was some kind of double agent.
14:08And she played us like a pair of freshly dented tubas.
14:15Hello, boys.
14:16As you can see, Professor Victoria works for us.
14:20She's what you might call an acquisitions specialist.
14:23Wow, you have to have two jobs?
14:27Does that mean you're broke all the time, like us?
14:30Look, Charmy, Vector, I've been ordered to recover those astroscopic lenses at all costs.
14:39I'll bet.
14:40Recover them for gun's use, right?
14:42So much for keeping them in museums where they belong.
14:46I'm sorry you feel misled, Vector.
14:49I hired the Chaotix because the thief seemed to have some sort of connection to you and Sonic.
14:54And I figured if you stumbled across something, it would help me find the artifacts that much faster.
15:01Stumbled? That's what you think of us?
15:03We couldn't possibly solve the case on our own, huh?
15:06Or if we did it, it'd be by accident?
15:09That's all we are to you.
15:10Some kind of third-rate backup plan?
15:13Commander, if I may have a word?
15:15Of course, Private.
15:17You will be all right in here, Professor?
15:18Yes, yes, of course.
15:22Look, Vector, I'm on your side here, I promise.
15:26Could have fooled me.
15:27Hang on a minute.
15:28You're a professor and a gun soldier?
15:31Oh, do you have a rank?
15:33Are you Sergeant Professor Torrey or Professor Sergeant Torrey?
15:37Okay, okay.
15:38Am I trying to recover the lenses for gun?
15:40Yes, but I'm doing that so the artifacts will be preserved.
15:44Gun will keep them safer than they could ever be in a museum.
15:48Yeah? Then share all your information.
15:51Help us solve the case.
15:53I'm...
15:53Oh, I'm sorry, Vector.
15:55As far as that goes, my hands are kind of tied.
15:58Our hands were tied.
16:00We had handcuffs.
16:02Let me try to prove it to you.
16:04Make a gesture of good faith.
16:07It's not that I don't believe in you.
16:09Just...
16:10Wait here, all right?
16:12I'm going to see if I can get you both released.
16:15Yeah, well, it doesn't look like we have a lot of other options at the moment, Professor.
16:21I am sorry about this, truly.
16:24I hope you can forgive me at some point.
16:31Take care.
16:32My mind reeled.
16:35Was Tori good or bad?
16:37On our side?
16:38Or...
16:39Well, if she wasn't on our side,
16:42I had no idea whose side she was really on.
16:45And I hated not being able to trust my own instincts.
16:50So she is a professor?
16:52I suppose so.
16:54And a soldier?
16:55Maybe.
16:56Sure, yeah.
16:57I don't know what to think anymore.
17:00Well, I still like her.
17:01I think she's nice.
17:03I hope you're right, kid.
17:05Okay, listen up.
17:07We're breaking out of here.
17:08We are?
17:09Awesome!
17:10Uh, how?
17:12See that air vent?
17:13You fly up there,
17:15crawl through it,
17:16sneak up on a guard,
17:17and when he's not looking,
17:18you grab his keys.
17:20With me so far?
17:21I love keys!
17:23So jingly!
17:24Once you've got the keys,
17:26you come back here,
17:27unlock the door,
17:28I'll jump out and knock the guards down.
17:30Then we'll make a dash for the exit.
17:32How exciting!
17:34Plus, I get to see the insides of those air vents.
17:36So cool!
17:37Okay, on three.
17:41One, two...
17:42Our plans fell apart like a house of playing cards,
17:46as the commander came in the door blustering like a gust of wind,
17:50and we got lost in the shuffle.
17:53All right, you two.
17:54At Professor Victoria's urging,
17:57and against my better judgment,
18:00I'm releasing you.
18:01Uh, does this mean no air vents?
18:05But I'm giving you a warning.
18:07And that warning is this.
18:08If you are ever caught in a gun facility without clearance again,
18:13you won't see the light of day for quite some time.
18:22And just like that,
18:24Tower threw us out.
18:25I suppose given the circumstances,
18:28we got off pretty easy.
18:31Standing there outside the huge front gate, though,
18:35nothing about this case felt easy.
18:38All I could see were a lot of questions and not many answers.
18:42What did Gunn really know about the astroscopic lenses?
18:46Why did they want them?
18:48Whose side was Tori on anyway?
18:51Lucky for us.
18:53Espio's part of the mission turned out better than ours.
18:56Espio!
18:57Where have you been?
18:58Did you get thrown in the slammer like Vector and me?
19:01No.
19:02But I did get my ego trampled all over.
19:05Again.
19:06Let's head back to the Chaotix, Copter.
19:08You can fill us in on the way.
19:13Chaotix.
19:16It didn't take long to swap information with Espio.
19:19His spirits were lower than a cockroach's belly in a station square gutter,
19:24despite coming away with a solid lead.
19:27So anyway, Rouge knew I was there.
19:30The whole time.
19:32So I missed her again?
19:34Oh man, I never get to see her.
19:38She's not avoiding me, is she?
19:41Why bother turning invisible?
19:44For that matter, why bother even trying to be like a ninja?
19:47And...
19:48Oh yeah, she gave me this file.
19:52Apparently there's something called Red Spectre she thinks we should be looking into.
19:57I only glanced at the first page.
19:59Seems to be an incident report of some kind.
20:02It's pretty heavily redacted though.
20:04Red Spectre?
20:06Hmm.
20:07Is it supposed to be self-referential or something?
20:10Rouge is another word for red, isn't it?
20:12Coming from her?
20:14Who can say?
20:15Look at it this way, Espio.
20:17You wanted to be challenged, right?
20:19So this is your challenge.
20:21Yes, challenged.
20:23Not humiliated.
20:25I do not think I have ever had a case go this badly before.
20:29Aw, come on now.
20:30Look on the bright side.
20:31At least you didn't get caught and thrown in a cell.
20:34There is no bright side, Vector.
20:36My luck has never been worse.
20:38Whoa, that didn't sound good.
20:41Oh, you want to talk about luck?
20:42I'm the one who accepted a job under false pretenses.
20:46How's that going to play if the rest of the private investigator community finds out about it?
20:51Uh, guys?
20:52Is the engine supposed to be making that noise?
20:55Vector, I hardly think you can compare taking on a dodgy client with suffering abject failure.
21:00I can and I will, because right now I am an abject failure.
21:05I'd be better off trying to become an Extreme Gear Champion than a successful P.I.
21:10Hey, uh, guys?
21:11I know I'm not, like, a mechanic or anything, but the blades are supposed to be turning, right?
21:17Well, I'd rather be an unsuccessful private investigator than whatever kind of pitiful, failed, wannabe ninja I've turned out to...
21:25What happened to the engine?
21:26That's what I've been trying to say!
21:31Something's wrong!
21:32It's not responding!
21:34It's not responding!
21:35Looking back on it now, with the chaotic copter plummeting out of the sky toward our certain depths,
21:43I could almost laugh at the philosophical lesson of it all.
21:47No matter how low you get, there's always some place even lower.
21:53The chaotic copter is going down!
21:56Crash positions, everybody!
22:13No job too big!
22:16No gig too small!
22:19No thing too dangerous!
22:21Chaotics do it all!
22:23Give us your mystic, you wouldn't want to miss when the chaotics are on the case...
22:36Give us your mystic, you wouldn't want to miss when the chaotics are on the case...
22:38The true
22:38I don't wanna miss you...
22:38I don't know...
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