00:00In a world where I, Vector the Crocodile, have been practicing this awesome, hard-boiled detective voice in the bathroom,
00:20one group of brave private investigators is about to make a difference.
00:26Vector? Who are you talking to in there?
00:29Uh, no one, Espio. I just had the radio on.
00:33Okay.
00:38Privacy's hard to come by for a dedicated gumshoe, especially for a charismatic, hard-working crocodile such as yours truly,
00:46and a moody, aspiring ninja chameleon named Espio, and an eager young bee, stinger and all.
00:53That's charming. He keeps us on our toes.
00:56But that's what the chaotic detective agency is.
01:00Three valiant souls doing their best to fight crime and countering justice in the unforgiving concrete canyons of the cold, naked city.
01:08Hey, that was pretty good. I should be writing this down.
01:11Ahem. We also tangle with Dr. Eggman every so often. Though after several wars and dealing with dimension-shifting bad guys, it's been quiet for a while.
01:24It's exactly that kind of quiet that makes a hard-boiled detective uneasy.
01:31Like the calm before the storm, or the smooth road before you hit a nasty pile.
01:37Are you gonna be in there all day, Vector? Some of us might like to listen to the radio, too, you know.
01:43Sorry, Charmy. I'll be right out.
01:46And with that, I left the bathroom and entered the rustic yet humble yet understated office of the Chaotic's detective agency.
02:01When you live for your work, you might as well live in your workplace, saving innocence while saving on rent.
02:10My trusty desk overflowing with paperwork.
02:13That's V.O. the chameleon in the corner, throwing kunai bullseyes at our dartboard.
02:20And the young, charming bee, staring at me with a confused expression.
02:25Vector, why are you explaining everything that's going on in that weird voice?
02:30Oh, wait. That was out loud?
02:32Uh, do me a favor, kid. If you ever notice me doing that again, just ignore it.
02:37Okay!
02:40Huh? Someone's at our front door?
02:43Welcome to the Chaotic's detective agency. I'm...
02:48Oh, hi, Sonic! It's so great to see you!
02:51Well, if it isn't Sonic the Hedgehog, the fastest thing alive and world rescuer umpteen times over.
02:59What brings you to our humble office?
03:01Believe it or not, I've got a few minutes to spare.
03:04You?
03:05I know, Espio, I know. This never happens. Except today, it has.
03:08So, I wanted to see if you guys had any open cases I could lend you a hand with.
03:13Uh, well, uh...
03:16Um...
03:16Oh. Still no clients, huh?
03:19We're taking time to regroup. Shore up our infrastructure. Get back to our core principles.
03:24Yeah, so, no clients.
03:26Nada.
03:26Uh...
03:26Zilch!
03:27Okay, well, in that case, I'll be, uh...
03:31Huh.
03:33You, uh, feeling okay, Sonic?
03:36Yeah, I'm fine, Vector, but...
03:38Something's off.
03:39Like there's danger right around the corner.
03:43Huh.
03:44Oh, well, by the way, there's a big mysterious package out here for you.
03:48It's addressed to us?
03:49Yeah, looks like it.
03:50Ha! Case of the mystery package solved.
03:54See ya!
03:55Bye, Sonic!
03:56Oh! Somebody sent us a present!
04:00Let me see that.
04:01This package is heavy.
04:07What do you think, SPO?
04:09I think it might as well have from Dr. Eggman stamped on it.
04:14Yeah. The last I heard, he was pretty peeved that we recovered all those Flickies that he stole in the first place.
04:20It'd be just like that mustachioed weirdo to hold a grudge.
04:24You'd think he could find a better energy source for his badniks than Flickies.
04:29Poor cute little birdies.
04:30Yeah, but what if the package isn't from Eggman?
04:33What if it's a gift from a satisfied client?
04:36Have we had any of those?
04:39Hey!
04:40I'm gonna open it!
04:41Charmy! Wait, we don't...
04:43know what's in there!
04:45Look out! It's a buzz bomber!
04:47It was indeed a buzz bomber, one of Eggman's robots, like an angry jet-powered wasp, one too many direct hits from its laser blasts, and its lights out.
05:05Can I fly?
05:08Look out! I'll use my stinger!
05:10Wow! This one's tough!
05:18Not as tough as my jaws!
05:25Oh, wow! He chomped its face off!
05:28He sure did.
05:31Charmy, have we learned a lesson?
05:34Never accept gifts from Sonic!
05:37Eh, we'll come back to that.
05:40Hey, since we did just defeat a badnik, who wants celebratory ice cream?
05:46It's been too long since I've had some frozen bubblegum-flavored goodness!
05:50Ooh, me, me! I do!
05:52Ah, I guess it is warm-out.
05:54Well, that was nicely done!
05:55What kind of you gonna get it?
05:56Pretty sure I'm lactose intolerant.
05:59Little did we suspect that an innocent trip to an ice cream stand would lead us straight into the biggest case of our career.
06:08I also didn't suspect that because of this case, I would end up somewhere terrible.
06:14Captured by Eggman himself!
06:18Hey, Eggman!
06:20I know you can hear me!
06:21Come down and face me man-to-man!
06:24I think we're both stuck here, Sonic.
06:26Not exactly how I planned to spend my weekend.
06:29Locked in a prison in a secret Eggman base.
06:32Eh, that makes two of us.
06:35How did we get here?
06:37What's going on?
06:38Did we ever get any ice cream?
06:41All will be revealed in...
06:43The Chaotic's Case Files.
06:46The Chaotic's Case Files?
06:48I can hear the theme music already.
06:51No job too big, no gate too small, no lead too dangerous, chaotic's do it all.
07:20Give us your mystery you wouldn't want to miss when the Chaotic's are on the cake.
07:28Chaotic's.
07:29No pot too thick, no file too thin, no prize too average size, Chaotic's need the win.
07:39Give us your mystery, cause no one can resist when the Chaotic's are on the cake.
07:47It's what a sheep's end.
07:49Heave and nail, they've brought it.
07:50The stealth, the sting and the style.
07:59SPO surprise you
08:02While Tron is driving you wild
08:07Their fearless leader Vector knows that they're the best detectives
08:13Even when the rest forget it
08:16Call them in, you won't regret it
08:19Chaotic, slow, get it
08:25Chaotic, slow, get it
08:31No crime too messy
08:49No scene too neat
08:52No secrets they secret with
08:54Chaotics are on the beat
08:56Give us your mystery
08:58No matter what the twist
09:01The chaotics are on the case
09:04Give us your mystery
09:08You wouldn't want to miss
09:10When the chaotics are on the case
09:24You wouldn't want to miss
09:27Blards or on the本
09:35You don't want what the twist
09:35You're not crazy
09:38You're a fantasy
09:38It's something we forget
09:39It's something we forget
09:40You're not crazy
09:41You're not crazy
09:43I feel like you're celebrating
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