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A katasztrofális helikopterbaleset ügye

A Chaotix kopter lezuhan egy titokzatos réten, és a csapat ott ragad. Aztán hirtelen egy rejtélyes fény közelít feléjük nagy sebességgel. Várjunk csak… az ott Gemerl?

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Transcript
00:08No job too big, no gig too small, no thing too dangerous, chaotics do it all!
00:18Give us your mystic, you wouldn't want to miss when the chaotics are on the case.
00:34Well?
00:35Well, what, Dr. Eggman? I've spent so long in your cage, I'm getting all distracted and stir-crazy.
00:44Don't give me that! You were retelling your meandering whodunit just fine until you got to the part where you
00:50and your cohorts were falling from the sky in a ramshackle helicopter!
00:55How did you, Espio, and Charmy survive?
00:57Oh yeah, that. You know, I could use some more water. And, um, maybe a snack? It's hard to remember
01:09all the details when my stomach's empty. Wouldn't you agree, Sonic?
01:14Yeah. You know what would lend itself to great storytelling? A nice charcuterie board. Think you could put one of
01:21those together for us, Doc?
01:22I'm warning you. Continue your tale, or else.
01:27I don't know. Seems like you and Sonic are what they call a captive audience.
01:35You're the one who got me sucked into this stupid story, Detective! And if you don't keep going with it,
01:40I'll make sure your story comes to an abrupt end!
01:44Okay, okay, fine. So, there we were. The entire Chaotix Detective Agency, plummeting out of the sky in the malfunctioning
01:55Chaotix Copter. The whole thing sounded sorta like...
02:08Vector, Espio, grab onto me! I'll fly us out of here!
02:12No way, Charmy! I can still land the copter! We'll be fine!
02:17Optimistic of you, Vector, given the circumstances?
02:21I'm serious, Espio! I can still steer! A little! I just need to swerve us toward those trees!
02:28I don't know! Those trees look really hard!
02:31Espio, grab Charmy and anything else to get your hands on, and pile up on the left side of the
02:36cabin! If we could just shift our weight... a little bit...
02:40We're on it. Charmy, come here!
02:46Ow! Hey!
02:48Is it working?
02:49Kind of! Maybe! I think so!
02:52I told you to take this thing in for a tune-up, Vector!
02:55You never told me any such thing!
02:57Well, I meant to! And now you're gonna have pushed-up teammates all over the place, and it'll be all
03:02your fault!
03:04Almost got it!
03:06Ah! Espio, I'm the one who ate all your yogurt!
03:09Now's not really the time, Charmy!
03:11Almost got it!
03:12And one time, I accidentally sneezed into your house slippers!
03:16I don't even wear house slippers!
03:18Almost got it!
03:20And once I was playing with your Super Ninja action figure, and accidentally broke it, and I was scared you'd
03:25be mad by flushing down the toilet!
03:26That was you?
03:27Grace for impact!
03:28Grace!
03:29Grace!
03:37Grace!
03:42Grace!
03:43Grace!
03:44Grace!
03:44Grace!
03:45Grace!
03:48Until the copter stopped moving, I was convinced we'd all bought a one-way ticket to the big sleep.
03:55As I slowly, painfully, made sure all my body parts were still attached, though, one thing got very clear.
04:05The Chaotix copter might not have been great at flying, but it was top-notch at crashing.
04:15Charmy, Espio, you two okay?
04:19Oh, wow.
04:21Ow!
04:22I, uh, I think I bent my wing.
04:25But, yeah.
04:27Hey, let's not ever, ever, ever do that again, huh, Vector?
04:32Good plan.
04:33Espio, you with us?
04:35Yeah, I'm alright.
04:38I landed on my horn.
04:40Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
04:42I'll tell you in the morning.
04:44Okay.
04:46Let's see if we can get out of here.
04:58Where are we, anyway?
05:00I would say we're in a really big meadow somewhere. I don't know. Vector?
05:06Espio's guess was as good as mine. I'd lost track of our exact flight plan in the crash, and my
05:12head was spinning like a weather vane in a tornado. The boys were counting on me, though, so I kept
05:19the contents of my stomach in place as best I could, and tried to sound like I knew what I
05:25was doing.
05:25I'm not sure either. But look. There, on the horizon. Lights. Which means civilization. So we head that way.
05:35Without knowing who or what those lights belong to?
05:38I would say I could just fly over there and check him out. Except, you know, bent wing.
05:47Ow! Yeah, that's not gonna work till it straightens back out. I'll just have to walk for now. Or one
05:54of you could carry me.
05:56Are your legs broken, oh flusher of rare collectible action figures?
06:01You, uh, you remember that, huh? I was kinda hoping the crash might make you forget.
06:07Not a chance.
06:08I'll walk.
06:09Yes, you will.
06:11Hey, can we not jump all over each other? You two might not have noticed, but we're in a little
06:15bit of a pickle here.
06:17Oh, really, Vector? You think we might not have noticed falling out of the sky?
06:21Did you hit your head in the crash, boss?
06:23No, I didn't hit my head in the crash. Well, okay, yes. Yes, I actually hit it really hard. But
06:30that's not the point.
06:32The point is we need to be working together so we can figure out how to get the copter over
06:37to wherever those lights might be.
06:38Get the copter? What are you even talking about?
06:43Yeah, the copter's kind of, you know, dead.
06:49Should we say a few words over it?
06:51It's not dead. It just had a little mechanical mishap. Nothing a good overhaul can't fix. Now, help me figure
06:59out the best way to move it, would you?
07:01Vector, that course of action is the most blatant of non-starters. Let's just hike over to the lights and
07:07see if we can call someone for help.
07:08Yeah, what Espio said.
07:11Now look here. This stupid helicopter represents years worth of scrimping and saving. Do you know how many aluminum cans
07:17I collected? Do you?
07:19Vector...
07:20No, no. We're already floundering with all this lens-thief stuff. We got dressed down by Commander Tower.
07:27Tory hired us under massive false pretenses. Rouge is stomping all over your precious ego. And Jet trounced me in
07:34an extreme gear race.
07:35I'm not going to lose my very probably overpriced copter too. So get out of the way and I'll drag
07:42it myself.
07:43My ego isn't precious.
07:45I said move!
07:57See? It's... moving! I've got this! No problem!
08:06Uh, should we... maybe try to help?
08:09You heard the man. He can do it all by himself.
08:13Well, okay, but... huh.
08:16Huh, what?
08:17Is it just me? Or do you see that shiny thing way out there on the other side of the
08:22meadow too?
08:24Uh, what's that now? Shiny what? Uh-oh. Charmy's right, Vector. Look!
08:30There was something out there, alright. But with all the sweat and dust in my eyes, it was like wearing
08:37foggy goggles in a muddy river.
08:40Whatever it was, it was glinting in the moonlight. And heading straight for us.
08:46Ah! We should run! Maybe it won't catch us!
08:49No. We should hide and wait for it in ambush.
08:53We don't even know what it is! What if it's friendly?
08:56Yeah, but what if it's not? What if it's the thief? And he's going to look like us again and
09:01get us all confused and we end up zapping each other!
09:04I'm the Charmy with the bent wing, guys. Remember that!
09:07If it is the thief, they could just imitate your bent wing too.
09:12Oh no!
09:13Wait a minute! I recognize that glint! It's...
09:20Greetings, chaos.
09:22Gemeral!
09:23That relief in Charmy's voice mirrored the feeling in both Espios and my heart.
09:29Gemeral was a cool, sleek, super high-tech black and golden-gray robot.
09:34He hadn't always been a friend. In fact, he used to be one of Eggman's top-of-the-line combat
09:41bots. Until Tails gave him a personality upgrade.
09:45But these days, he was committed to protecting a certain mother and daughter we also knew pretty well.
09:53Gemeral! I've gotta say, buddy, you are a sight for sore, bruised, banged-up eyes tonight.
10:00Analysis. Multiple contusions detected. Interrogative. Why did you crash your helicopter into the ground?
10:08Lack of maintenance.
10:09Hey! It wasn't intentional.
10:13Uh, so, since you're here, does that mean those lights on the horizon belong to, uh...
10:21Vanilla and Cream's house. Affirmative.
10:24Are you serious? We get to see you and them in one night? This is awesome!
10:30General, do you think you can help us get our helicopter over to their place? And then maybe see if
10:35we could get patched up?
10:37Analyzing request.
10:39Conclusion. Reasonable.
10:48Please, follow me.
10:51Wow! He just picked up the whole copter. He's way stronger than you, Vector.
10:56I'm gonna overlook that bit of obvious commentary and suggest we head after him.
11:02Also, uh...
11:04Um...
11:05Sorry I snapped at you guys.
11:08Aw, I can't stay mad at you, boss.
11:10The evening does seem to be looking up.
11:13Let's follow that copter-carrying robot.
11:15He makes it look so easy, huh, Vector?
11:18Hmph.
11:36Mother! The Chaotix are here!
11:39It's so great to see you all!
11:42Hi, Cream!
11:42Goodness!
11:44You boys look more than a little worse for wear.
11:47Gemero led us to the home of Vanilla the Rabbit and her daughter, Cream.
11:53Both of them old friends and allies.
11:56And obviously related, too, with their cream-colored fur and brown eyes and lopped ears.
12:03Cream had taken part in her fair share of adventures with Sonic.
12:07She had a good head on her shoulders.
12:09Plus, those lopped ears let her fly.
12:12Vanilla wasn't a fighter.
12:14But she was a good, smart, strong, kind woman.
12:18And, if I may be so bold, more than a little good-looking, too.
12:25I found them in the meadow.
12:26What were you doing in the meadow?
12:28Loitering.
12:29Haha! We were not loitering, General!
12:32We are a bit banged up, though.
12:35You wouldn't happen to have a first-aid kit?
12:38Of course! Come inside, come inside.
12:41You can tell us what's going on while we see to those cuts and scrapes.
12:46Over the next half hour or so, we told Vanilla and Cream everything about our case.
12:52Through when the chaotic scopter decided to give up the ghost.
12:56Wow! What an adventure!
12:59It sure is!
13:01Hey, wanna come along and help us with it, Cream?
13:04Mother, could I go and help Charmy and Mr. Vector and Mr. Espio?
13:10Oh, I think not, Cream.
13:12It seems to me the boys have this well in hand.
13:16And you have school work.
13:18Oh!
13:20All right.
13:22How's that wing, Charmy?
13:25Thanks for patching me up, Miss Vanilla.
13:27I think I can almost fly again!
13:29Oh, right! Lift-off achieved!
13:32Hey, Cream! Race you around the meadow?
13:35May I, Mother? Please?
13:37Oh, all right. Just stay within sight of the house.
13:41And don't get too overly rambunctious.
13:44Neither of you should get too riled up this close to bedtime.
13:47Yay! Let's go!
13:52Anyway, the case seems to be at a dead end.
13:56We still don't know what this red spectre file is that Rouge gave Espio.
14:01Hmm.
14:02General, could you perhaps analyze it, please?
14:05Of course, Vanilla.
14:07Here you go.
14:08Analyzing contents.
14:10Most of it's redacted, sadly.
14:12Redacted. Affirmative.
14:14The trace elements indicate proximity to equipment originating from an identifiable source.
14:20What? You're sure? What source?
14:23Dr. Eggman.
14:26Oh, no. Not the Dr. Eggman again.
14:30Especially when we're not exactly at our best.
14:33I wish there were some way to poke around in his files without fighting through a gazillion billion robots.
14:38I have determined a course of action.
14:41Huh? What course of action?
14:44There is an abandoned Eggman base within a day's travel from this location. If its root systems are still active,
14:50it is possible that you could use them to access the information you seek.
14:54Seriously?
14:56That's great. Thanks, General. I think you just gave us our best lead yet.
15:01That may be true, but none of you are in any shape to tackle an Eggman base tonight. Abandoned or
15:08otherwise. I insist that the three of you stay here and get some decent rest before you head off again.
15:15Well, are you sure? The last thing we want to do is impose.
15:22You're not imposing anything. As I said, I insist. Here, let me go get you boys some blankets and pillows.
15:35The Nella made up places for us all to bed down. The trouble was, my mind kept racing like a
15:43hot rod at full throttle.
15:46Eventually, I wandered outside and just spent a while staring up at the stars. Each one like a single lonely
15:55window, flickering with desperate, unheard stories.
15:59I guess I hoped it would make our problems seem smaller. Less daunting. Easier to handle.
16:07No such luck.
16:09Vector? What are you doing out here by yourself?
16:13Like I said before, Vanella was quite a woman. I guess you could say I'd been carrying a torch for
16:20her for quite a while.
16:21Problem was, every time I got the chance to say anything, I froze, like a puddle of water in the
16:29ice cap zone.
16:31Just trying to gather my thoughts.
16:33Any way I can help?
16:36Honestly, Vanella, I'm feeling like a complete failure from top to bottom. Somebody's gonna end up writing a whole book
16:44about how badly I've botched this case.
16:46Come on. You're a good detective. Things can't be that bad.
16:51I wish I could agree with you. Right this second, though. I've gotta wonder what business I have trying to
16:57solve any crime. Much less this one.
17:00Vector, please, listen to me. You're the one who followed the trail of clues that got you here, aren't you?
17:08You're the one who got the agency hired in the first place.
17:12I mean, it was all a team effort.
17:15See? Right there. That's what I'm talking about. You're a great leader. You're the glue that holds the Chaotix together.
17:24You know Espio and Charmy would do anything for you, don't you?
17:28Vanella's words took me off guard. But what surprised me even more was when she slid an arm around my
17:35waist and snuggled up to me, her head resting on my shoulder.
17:41You have a very active imagination, Vector.
17:44I hate to agree with the rodent, but he's right. You, sir, are an unreliable narrator.
17:51I'll have you know I'm recounting these events exactly as they... I mean, kinda as they... Well, I'll tell it
17:59how I want to.
18:03As her head rested on my shoulder, she turned to me and said,
18:08Maybe I can just stay here and watch the stars with you for a while?
18:14Well, of course. Yes, I'd like that.
18:19You know, Vector, you and I always seem to have terrible timing.
18:24Can't argue with you there. But, uh, if you're willing, I'd like to try to improve on that. Once this
18:34case is wrapped up.
18:35Ah, that would be lovely. Then maybe we can get away, just the two of us. But for now, you
18:44need to get some sleep. Those big, strong muscles need their rest.
18:49Oh, come on! That doesn't sound like Vanilla at all! No way she said that stuff!
18:56Stop interrupting!
18:58Vanilla and I made our way back to the house. But as we went, a flash of movement from the
19:04front yard caught my eye. And I decided we'd better take a look.
19:20Charmy, what exactly are you doing with the Chaotix Copter?
19:23I'm fixing it! In my new role as Chaotix mechanic!
19:28Uh, no offense, kid. But since when do you know how to fix anything?
19:32Hey, it takes one flying thing to know another. Just you wait. By morning, I'll have the old bird fit
19:40as a fiddle and raring to go.
19:43Why is he talking like an old prospector all of a sudden?
19:46Hard to say.
19:48Okay, pal. Just don't hurt yourself, alright? And don't stay up too late. We've got a big day tomorrow.
19:55You got it, boss!
20:03You're alright with him doing that?
20:05Well, I don't think he can make it any worse. And he needs a win. If it helps him feel
20:10better about himself, nah, I don't have any objections.
20:14You're a good man, Vector. You get a good night's rest now, okay?
20:21Of course. Asleep tight, Vanilla.
20:27To my own surprise, I managed to get a decent amount of sleep.
20:32Espio and I stumbled out of the house the next morning, rubbing our eyes and yawning. But we weren't prepared
20:39for the sight that greeted us.
20:42Ta-da! I worked on the copter all night, guys. What do you think?
20:46Charmy, I'm sure you tried your best, but...
20:50Did you just pull a bunch of wires out and draw all over the outside with crayons?
20:55Well, yeah! Isn't it great?
20:59So, your helicopter is now, um, hmm, a modern art installation?
21:08Okay, maybe I'm not going to be the official Chaotix mechanic, but doesn't it look awesome?
21:14Oh, Vanilla, I'm so sorry about this. We'll come back and get it out of your yard as soon as
21:21we can.
21:22There's no rush, Vector. Besides, look how happy he is.
21:30What do you think, guys? Cream? General? It's a huge improvement, right?
21:36I like it! It makes a statement!
21:39I'm not sure if I can find the right terminology to describe it.
21:44Hush, General!
21:46Alright, it's time we get moving!
21:49General, can you give us exact coordinates for this abandoned base?
21:53Affirmative.
21:56At this point, we were well rested and bursting with the optimism that can only come with the dawn of
22:02a new day.
22:03And a robust free breakfast.
22:06And with the coordinates from General, we were ready to dive back into the investigation and solve the case once
22:13and for all.
22:16Ah, yes. We're approaching the part where I get involved, personally.
22:21Yeah, well, no spoilers, Doc. I want to hear how everything played out in great detail.
22:26What happened when you got to the base, Vector?
22:29You know, Sonic, I'm not sure exactly what we were expecting to find.
22:33But it definitely wasn't what was there waiting for us.
22:38Okay. And? What was there waiting for you?
22:42Eggman's artificial intelligence daughter, Sage.
22:47My little girl! I'm just so proud of her.
22:52The Chaotic's detective agency was about to face the solitary Sage Siege.
22:59Ugh, you are killing me with these titles.
23:10No job too big! No gig too small! No thing too dangerous! Chaotic's do it all!
23:19Give us your mystic. You wouldn't want to miss when the Chaotic's are on the case.
23:28.
23:29.
23:30.
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