00:00Hi, everyone.
00:01Welcome to another installment of TailsTube on the road.
00:05This time, I'm coming to you all the way from the Donpaw kingdom.
00:09We were already invited to visit once by Kingda Donpaw,
00:13the ruler and CEO.
00:15He was kind enough to fly us there on one of his rockets
00:18both times.
00:19He really is generous, if a little aloof.
00:24The entire world is devoted to the research and manufacturing
00:27of high-performance racing machines.
00:30My friends and I have been invited to participate
00:32in a series of races.
00:34To celebrate the occasion, I want to talk about all things
00:38racing with the best racer I know.
00:41Please welcome back to the show, Sonic the Hedgehog.
00:45Yo, Sonic the Hedgehog?
00:47What a joke.
00:49Huh?
00:49The best racer you know is me, Jet the Hawk.
00:54Jet.
00:54Hey, man.
00:55Good to see you.
00:57About time you had some real star power on your sad little show.
01:01I guess it's fitting you try to steal the spotlight.
01:04For those of you who don't know, Jet is the leader
01:07of the Babylon Rogues, a trio of highly skilled and-
01:10I don't need you to be my hype man.
01:13Ahem.
01:14We Babylon Rogues are the best of the best.
01:18We're the best racers around.
01:20Ooh.
01:21The best thieves.
01:22No one can compete with us.
01:25Oh, I'm in awe.
01:26Our mechanic is Wave the Swallow.
01:29She's got the slickest tricks, the smoothest moves.
01:33And she's an unmatched genius when it comes to machines.
01:37So smart.
01:38Really makes Tails look like an amateur.
01:41Now hold on.
01:42She's certainly talented, but I'm also-
01:45Nobody cares.
01:46Anyway, rounding out my squad is Storm the Albatross.
01:51He's my right-hand man, and as strong as they come.
01:55Oh, muscle.
01:56He's 100% loyal, and outclasses that bumpkin Knuckles any day of the week.
02:02Learning so much.
02:03And I'm the star of the show, of course.
02:05I'd say Sonic is a decent rival.
02:08He might even be challenging if he applies himself.
02:12You all sure do push us to our limits.
02:15It's true.
02:16We've had plenty of intense races and adventures with you and your team.
02:20In part because of your top-grade extreme gear.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Only a real pro can handle the speed and maneuverability of extreme gear.
02:29They can handle any terrain, and some models can practically fly.
02:34Whether it runs on the old air system, gravity point system, or whatever, in the right hands,
02:41they can pull off amazing stunts.
02:43That's how you do it.
02:45But King Dedanpa is having us test out all sorts of vehicles, not just extreme gear.
02:50You think you can compete with so many models in play?
02:53Of course.
02:54Oh, you're incredible.
02:56Yeah, but what about customization?
02:57You know, modifying your ride to have a higher speed or better handling?
03:02Even cosmetic changes can affect your mindset when racing.
03:05What kind of racers would we be if we couldn't handle a little variation?
03:09Yeah, but that just comes as second nature to Jet, the legendary wind rider, am I right?
03:16Okay, that's it.
03:17You're always so obnoxiously positive.
03:20Every Grand Prix, every race, it's always good job or nice race.
03:27But I've seen the real you.
03:29I saw you stick it to shadow last season.
03:33Aw, you're a fan.
03:35Shut it!
03:35I demand the best from my rivals.
03:38It doesn't matter if it's racing skill or smack talk.
03:41So what's the deal?
03:43Why are you always so nice?
03:45What?
03:46I sincerely believe good sportsmanship is just as important as fair play in any competition.
03:54Plus, you'd implode if I really let loose.
03:56I knew it!
03:57You have been holding back.
03:59Maybe a little.
04:00Well, no more.
04:01Not from you or your cheer squad.
04:04You come at me on the track, you bring everything!
04:09Oh, so the Feather Duster wants to eat my dust?
04:13Yes!
04:14That's it!
04:15Let's go, you red-footed bars!
04:18I'll keep the finish line company for you when you decide to show up!
04:22I know our rivalry with the Babylon Rogues is fierce, but yikes!
04:27Wait a minute!
04:28Don't leave me behind!
04:30I guess that's it.
04:31See you at the races!
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