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00:28What is it?
00:29Places, places, everyone!
00:31Places!
00:32The show is about to start!
00:34That's right.
00:34Come on, get it together, people!
00:36Chicken, where are you supposed to be?
00:41Sorry, are you ready?
00:43Ready!
00:43Oh, so delicious!
00:49Hey, where me cook is?
00:58Come on, people, get it together!
01:00Hey!
01:03Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
01:05Arnie, I'm a little nervous.
01:07What if I forget my words?
01:09Oh, don't worry, Bert.
01:10I have all the words for the show right here in my bag.
01:13Wow, no kidding!
01:15That's right.
01:15So don't worry about forgetting any of your words, Bert.
01:18All you have to worry about now is forgetting your dance test.
01:22Dance steps?
01:23What dance steps?
01:26Arnie, what dance steps?
01:29Jouletide!
01:33Welcome to Bert and Arnie's Word Play!
01:43Starring some of your favorite words like...
01:47Dough!
01:49Cookie!
01:51Snippery!
01:53Sticky!
01:55And fun!
01:58Now, here are the hosts of our show, Bert and Arnie!
02:03Bert, what are you stealing it for?
02:06But Arnie's not here!
02:07Will you get out of there?
02:09Amateurs.
02:10Arnie!
02:11Arnie!
02:12Arnie!
02:13I'm right here, Bert.
02:15I don't have any dance steps!
02:18Well, then you don't have to worry about them, do you, Bert?
02:20Hi, mate!
02:22Wa-ha-ha!
02:22Hi there, everybody!
02:24Welcome to our show.
02:25The show where we play around with words.
02:30Say hello, Bert.
02:31Bert?
02:33Bert?
02:34Oh, Bert, you can relax.
02:36These are all our friends out there, right?
02:39Yeah!
02:40Bert!
02:40So, say hello, Buddy Bert.
02:43Hello, Buddy Bert.
02:45Oh!
02:48They're laughing!
02:49Why are they laughing?
02:51You like me!
02:52You really like me!
02:54They sure do, Bert.
02:56Keep it up, buddy.
02:57So, we've got lots of great words for you today, folks.
03:00In fact, we're going to start with this word right here.
03:03And that word starts with the letter F.
03:09And that word ends with the letter N.
03:16Now all we need, Bert, now all we need, let's see here, is a U.
03:21We put the U right there, and we have this word.
03:25Read it, everybody!
03:26Fun!
03:28Say, say, Ernie, we're having some fun now!
03:32Oh, yeah, yeah!
03:35Yeah, yeah, we sure are, Bert.
03:37And I'm glad everybody's having fun reading, because reading is a very important part of our pie-flying finale.
03:44Yeah, our pie-flying...
03:46That's right.
03:47We have a pie-flying finale?
03:49Yep, and we have a special pie-flying word.
03:53Thank you, Mole.
03:55Where'd we get all these stagehands?
03:56And here is the pie-flying-word.
03:59Go?
04:00Shh!
04:00When someone reads that word, our special guest, Ho-Ho the Great Pie Guy, gets a pie in the face!
04:08Great pie guy?
04:10Bring in the pie-throwing machine!
04:14Look at that!
04:16Yeah, amazing, Hubbard.
04:18How's it work?
04:19Well, you see, when the chicken hears the special word, she lays an egg.
04:24Now, the egg rolls down that chute, hits that little green thingamajiggy there, and sends a pie flying into the
04:31face of Ho-Ho the Great Pie Guy.
04:33Ah, that is really neat, Ernie!
04:36Sure is!
04:37Yeah, so let me get this straight.
04:38Yeah?
04:38The chicken lays an egg.
04:40Right.
04:40It rolls down the chute.
04:42Yep.
04:42Hits that doohickey.
04:44Uh, thingamajiggy.
04:44Yeah, whatever.
04:45And sends the pie flying just by reading the word, Go?
04:50Ah!
04:55Wow!
04:57That machine really works great, doesn't it, Bird?
05:01Yep.
05:02And speaking of words, here are some words that begin with the letter G, just like the pie-throwing word.
05:11G!
05:13Go!
05:17Girls!
05:18Girls!
05:20Guitar!
05:25Goldfish!
05:32G!
05:38G!
05:39G!
05:49Go!
06:01Go!
06:02Go!
06:03Go!
06:05Go!
06:05Go!
06:07Go!
06:08Go!
06:08Go!
06:09Go!
06:13Go, go, go, go.
06:16Go!
06:21Uh-huh.
06:22Hi-ho.
06:22Well, hello, sir, and welcome to the wonderful world of T-shirts.
06:27Uh-huh.
06:28Uh, good.
06:28Uh, yes, I ordered a T-shirt with my name on it.
06:31Kermit the Frog, just like it says on my shirt right here.
06:34Uh-huh.
06:34And you said it would be ready today?
06:36Yes, sir.
06:36I never forget a face.
06:38Good.
06:39That is your Kermit the Frog T-shirt.
06:41Uh, uh, oh, no.
06:43I don't think that says Kermit the Frog.
06:45That says Kermit the Gorf.
06:47What?
06:48G-O-R-F.
06:50You see, frog is F-R-O-G.
06:52Uh, uh, you got the letters kind of mixed up there.
06:54I think you made some kind of mistake.
06:57I never make mistakes.
06:58Uh, no, but that says Kermit the Gorf.
06:59No, I'm sorry.
07:00I do not make mistakes.
07:00And there's no such person named Kermit the Gorf.
07:02I'm sorry, excuse.
07:04Hi, I'm Kermit the Gorf.
07:05My T-shirt ready?
07:06What?
07:07Yes, yes.
07:08Here it is, sir.
07:09What?
07:29Kermit the Frog T-shirt.
07:40G-O-R-O-G.
07:41Uh, there's no such person as Kermit the Forg.
07:43Now, just a moment, sir.
07:45Hi, I'm Kermit the Forg.
07:48Is that my T-shirt?
07:49Of course I do, sir.
07:51OK.
07:51Here is your T-shirt.
07:53Thanks.
07:53And thank you.
07:54I don't believe this.
07:56That's really weird.
07:58I'm sorry.
07:59What may I do for you?
08:00I told you, I'm Kermit the Frog.
08:02I want a Kermit the Frog T-shirt.
08:04My, my, that's two other people who asked for that.
08:07Here it is, Kermit the Frog T-shirt.
08:09No, no, no, no.
08:10Now, that says Kermit the Grof.
08:12G-R-O-F.
08:14And I'm Kermit the Frog, F-R-O-G.
08:17Don't you understand?
08:18Now, sir, I understand.
08:19I'm an owner of this shop.
08:20Wait a minute.
08:21Don't tell me you're Kermit the Grof, huh?
08:23Yeah, yeah.
08:23Well, take your T-shirt and get out of here.
08:26Here you are, sir.
08:27Don't mind that customer.
08:28What do you mean, don't mind that customer?
08:30Thank you, thank you, thank you.
08:32I want my Kermit the Frog T-shirt now.
08:34Now, sir, what may we do for you?
08:36I'm Kermit the Frog and I told you I want my Kermit the Frog T-shirt.
08:40Oh, well, no reason to get emotional.
08:42I'm not emotional.
08:43I'll check on that.
08:44Harry, what about that Kermit the Frog T-shirt?
08:47Oh, yeah, that'll be ready Thursday.
08:49That'll be ready Thursday.
08:58Hey, Benny, are the props ready for our grand finale Ho Ho the Great Pie Guy?
09:03Yo, Mo, Flo, are we ready with the Pie Guy props?
09:07Right here, Bunny.
09:09That's Benny, not Bunny.
09:11All right.
09:12Now, let's see what we got.
09:15Um, balls.
09:16All right.
09:18Balls.
09:19Check.
09:20Check.
09:20OK.
09:22Feathers.
09:23All right.
09:25Feathers.
09:26Check.
09:28Jam.
09:29All right.
09:30Jam.
09:32Check.
09:33Excellent.
09:34Then we are all ready for our pie flying finale.
09:37Hey.
09:38Hey, singing telegram for Prairie Dawn.
09:41Telegram for me?
09:43You Prairie Dawn?
09:44Yes.
09:44Then it's for you.
09:45And I, your Fuzzy and Blue singing telegram deliverer, am here to sing that telegram.
09:50From whom?
09:52Good question.
09:53I will check.
09:54Hm.
09:55It is from Ho Ho the Great Pie Guy.
09:58Oh, dear.
09:59What does he say?
10:00Yeah, he's our finale.
10:01Well, I had better sing it and find out, hm?
10:05Fine.
10:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:06I.
10:07I.
10:08Yes?
10:09Can.
10:11I can what?
10:12Come!
10:15Oh.
10:16I can come.
10:17What is this?
10:19I was worried there for a minute.
10:23Whoopsie.
10:24Whoopsie.
10:24What?
10:25I think I missed a word.
10:27Huh?
10:27What word?
10:28Oh, the third one.
10:30What is it?
10:33Not.
10:35Not.
10:36Not?
10:36Not.
10:36Yes.
10:37That is what it says.
10:39I.
10:40Can.
10:41Not.
10:42Come.
10:44See?
10:45Oh.
10:45See?
10:46I.
10:47Can.
10:48Not.
10:48Come.
10:49Mm-hmm.
10:50Oh, no!
10:51Ho Ho is a no-show!
10:53Oh, my.
10:54That is a problem.
10:56Hm.
10:57Well, I would love to stay and fill in.
10:59But I have to sing it up on Mitzvah and Tinek.
11:01Shalom!
11:02And now you better find another man.
11:04Fast!
11:05Oh, but boss, watch out for-
11:07Ah!
11:09Banana peel.
11:14Sorry, boss.
11:20What a mess!
11:22Cool!
11:23Hurry, Elmo.
11:24We gotta introduce the next word!
11:26I behind you, darling!
11:28Hi!
11:29Hi, Zoe!
11:30Hi!
11:31Oh, it's so good to see you.
11:33Hi!
11:34Hi!
11:35Now it's time for a very yummy word!
11:39Yeah!
11:39And part of the word is on my tummy!
11:42Oh, and part of the word is on Elmo's tummy.
11:44See?
11:45Yeah!
11:45So you try and guess what the word is by saying each part with us.
11:50Yeah, but Elmo and Zoe will go first!
11:52Yeah.
11:52Ready?
11:53Yeah!
11:53Yeah!
11:53Okay!
11:55Yeah!
11:56Key!
11:58Cool!
12:00Okay, now you do it with us!
12:02Yeah!
12:03Key!
12:06Cool!
12:09Huh?
12:10Wait a minute.
12:10Oh, oh!
12:11Elmo and Zoe are in the wrong place!
12:12The wrong!
12:13Yeah!
12:14Yeah!
12:14Okay!
12:15Excuse us, Mom!
12:16Okay!
12:17This is better!
12:19Cool!
12:20Key!
12:22Yay!
12:23Okay!
12:24Now everybody together!
12:27Cool!
12:29Key!
12:34What's that word?
12:36Cookie!
12:37Cookie!
12:38What's that word?
12:38I'm here to sing the next song is...
12:40Cookie Monster!
12:42Yay!
12:44Thank you!
12:46Thank you!
12:47Me!
12:47Thank you!
12:48Me!
12:49Me!
12:49Me!
12:51Me!
12:51Me!
12:51Me!
12:57Me!
12:58Me!
12:59Oh!
12:59Cookie Monster!
13:00Uh...
13:01The song isn't about cookies!
13:03It's about letters!
13:06Now you tell me, Elmo!
13:08What?
13:08What?
13:08Me miss meeting!
13:10What?
13:10Me not GET MEMO!
13:12Sorry Cookie!
13:13That's okay!
13:14Me!
13:15Can adjust!
13:16Here me go!
13:18It's okay!
13:19Me got it from here!
13:21Okay!
13:22Me here, to sing song about...
13:24Me!
13:25Second!
13:25Favorite thing, yeah! Letters! Yeah, and if you know word, shout it out!
13:34Mythic horn, add a C, but with an H, what'd that be?
13:40Scooby-Doo-Doo-Bah can't beat the taste of a doobah!
13:46Stunt with a squawking bird, change it to a tasty word!
13:51Hmm, that better! Me never like them feathers!
13:57It takes one little letter to make a wish on fish!
14:03It takes one little letter to make a good thing better!
14:09Hmm, yeah, a yummy frosted cake!
14:13Whoa, or a delicious shake!
14:16A friendly garden snake!
14:18Uh-oh, the snake is drinking the shake!
14:21It takes one little letter to make a wish on fish!
14:27It takes one little letter to make a good thing better!
14:34Done!
14:35Time!
14:36Me take them with a size of prize!
14:39A mole on a pole or a troll on the road!
14:42Don't even think about it!
14:44It takes a heaping elephant of ham!
14:47One letter!
14:47And then we make it jack!
14:50And in the old time, we can turn out a dime!
14:54We can make it lime!
14:55One letter!
14:56And don't think twice!
14:58Put it in the dice!
14:59And change mine to rice!
15:02Just one little letter!
15:05It make a good thing better!
15:07Ha-ha-ha!
15:11Ha-ha-ha!
15:11Ha-ha-ha!
15:13Ha!
15:17Mmm!
15:18Letter L!
15:19Delicious!
15:20But not quite cookie!
15:23Oh!
15:24We go find cookie!
15:25Like a cookie!
15:26Cookie!
15:30Uh, what is that, Bert?
15:32Material.
15:34Say, Ernie, that cookie monster sure is one chip off the old cookie.
15:41Yes, yes.
15:42Try 17.
15:43Hmm?
15:44Oh, uh, uh.
15:45Yeah, he sure is, Bert.
15:47He takes the cake.
15:48Ah, yes.
15:51Okay, so are we ready to introduce another word now, Bert?
15:54Well, sure, so long as I don't take the pie this time.
15:58Oh, I did it.
16:00Yes, take the pie.
16:01That's true.
16:01Well, no problem there, Bert, because we're going to take away this special pie-throwing word.
16:06Thank you, Flo.
16:07And we're going to bring in this new fabulous word.
16:10Thank you, Moe.
16:11Goat?
16:12That's right.
16:12Isn't it fabulous, Bert, Cedar?
16:14Well, it's not exactly my favorite word.
16:17Well, tell that to Henrietta, Bert.
16:19Ah!
16:20Ernie, there's a coat on stage.
16:22That's right.
16:23I can see that.
16:23And you know what else is fabulous, Bert?
16:25I'm sharing the stage with a goat.
16:27There's more to the word goat than the word goat.
16:32Yep.
16:32You see, if I were to take this G and slide it down here,
16:35and I should take this A and slide it down here like that,
16:38and I take this letter T and put it in front of the O,
16:40I would make the word tube.
16:43Like a present that says, tube, Bert.
16:46Oh, I get it.
16:47You can make smaller words from the word goat.
16:50Sure can.
16:51And like this letter A, for instance.
16:52I can put it right up here and move those two letters down,
16:55and I have the word A.
16:58Like, you're a goat.
17:00Not you, Bert.
17:01I know that.
17:02Or I can take this letter A, and I can add to it this letter T,
17:06and I have at.
17:09Ah, like at the pigeon parade.
17:12Exactly.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Oh, oh, oh, but Ernie, Ernie, Ernie,
17:15you can also take the letter G and the letter O.
17:19Yeah, yeah, take those other letters down.
17:21Right, right.
17:22Take the G, the G there, yeah, and the O.
17:24Yeah, and then you can make the word goat.
17:27No!
17:28Yeah!
17:29Oh, hey, Bert.
17:36Hey, Bert.
17:38Maybe this song will make you feel better.
17:41Or, uh, maybe just another napkin.
17:53I am chicken, hear me squawk, hear me crow, and hear me bark.
17:58Watch me rule my roost and strut around my coop.
18:02People say I've got great legs, and their nooks about my eggs.
18:07And when they're sick, they gobble down my soup.
18:12Yes, I am proud of the way I peck and scratch.
18:16I am plump, I am loud, just don't count me till I hatch.
18:20I'm nutritious, I am pure, I'm delicious, I'm mature.
18:25I am tender, I'm exceptional, I am chicken.
18:31I am chicken, I'm not scared, because I'm always well prepared.
18:36And I feed all kinds of people every day.
18:39Every day.
18:40I can cackle with the best, and I'll tackle any test.
18:44Knowing even when I'm down, I'm still great A's.
18:48Oh, no, I'm no dumb fuck, and I won't throw in the towel.
18:53I'm no turkey, I'm no duck.
18:56I'm the fairest of the fowl.
18:58I am tasteful to the end.
19:00I'm your finest feathered friend.
19:02I am plucky, I'm unflappable, I am chicken.
19:08She is tender, she is loud.
19:11She is plucky, she is proud.
19:13She's delicious, she is pure.
19:15She's nutritious, she's not sure.
19:18She is puffy, and she is chic.
19:20And we love her wings and feet.
19:22She is tender, she is loud.
19:24She is plucky, she is proud.
19:27She's delicious, she is pure.
19:28She's nutritious, she's toxic, she is puffin', she is chic, and we love her wins and big, she is tender,
19:36she is loud.
19:41There once was a circle named Jake, who decided that he'd bake a cake.
19:48But the cake that he baked slipped and fell in the lake, a mistake Jake was quite sad to make.
19:56B-A-K, K-A-K, L-A-K, M-A-K, boy sad old circle named Jake.
20:07A-K, S-A-K, shake, L-A-K, link.
20:24B-A-K, bake, T-A-K, take.
20:35A-K-A-K, make.
20:50A-K!
20:51A-K!
20:53There's a letter A.
20:56A.
20:57Listen while I say.
20:59A.
21:00Can sound like A for apple.
21:03A.
21:04Or a whole other way.
21:06A.
21:07It starts ape.
21:10Ape.
21:11It starts age.
21:13Age.
21:14Here's where it's at.
21:15The letter A is tearing up the stage.
21:20Ow!
21:21After me!
21:22That's A, a soul A.
21:25A!
21:31I think that bunk is just about mocked up.
21:36Slippery.
21:37I better be careful.
21:38Oh, good work, guys.
21:39Hey, thanks, Bunny.
21:40That's Benny, not Bunny.
21:43Boy, I'll tell you something.
21:44Oh, Benny!
21:45That's Bunny, not Bunny.
21:46Oh, sorry, sir.
21:47I mean, boss.
21:49What's the next act we're auditioning?
21:51Oh, the Frosty Four.
21:53Hmm.
21:54Well, I sure hope they're good.
21:56We have got to find a final act.
21:58Oh, they're great, boss.
22:00I've seen them in Sheboygan.
22:01Whatever.
22:02All right, bring them on.
22:03Oh, Frosty Four, you're up.
22:04After you, boss.
22:09All right, Penguins, let's see what you've got.
22:11Yeah.
22:13This place is like a sauna.
22:14And there ain't no doubt.
22:17We're all gonna whew.
22:19Right now we would be willing to do some chilling.
22:26We gotta be cool.
22:30Keep it cool.
22:32Keep it cool.
22:33We gotta be cool.
22:34Cool.
22:35Cool.
22:37Keep it cool.
22:39Keep it cool.
22:40We gotta be cool.
22:42Cool.
22:43Cool.
22:44Cool.
22:45Keep it cool!
22:46Five, six, seven, eight.
22:50Hey, they're not bad!
22:52What did I tell you, boss?
22:53Now watch them tap!
22:55Oh, this could be it. This could be our finale.
22:59Hey, what's that sign say?
23:03Slippery.
23:03Oh, yeah, it says slippery.
23:06Slippery?
23:07Stop tapping!
23:08Yeah, yeah, wait, ghost!
23:22I'm sorry, but we cannot work under these slippery conditions.
23:26Uh-uh. No way.
23:29Why me?
23:33Ooh, strawberry.
23:35Out! Out! Out!
23:38Why doesn't she take a bath?
23:40She likes it.
23:41Oh.
23:42Oh!
23:43Ha-ha!
23:44Hi, everybody!
23:46Hi, everybody!
23:47Yeah!
23:48Okay, look.
23:49Okay, everybody.
23:50Now try to guess this word.
23:53But, but, Elmo and Slippery will do it first.
23:55Yes.
23:55Here we go.
23:57Steep.
23:59T.
24:00Okay, look.
24:01We all will say it.
24:03Here we go.
24:05Steep.
24:07T.
24:11T.
24:13T.
24:14T.
24:15T.
24:15T.
24:16T.
24:17What's this word?
24:18T.
24:19T.
24:20T.
24:20T.
24:22T.
24:23T.
24:24T.
24:24T.
24:25T.
24:26I'm coming, boys. It's stuck together.
24:29Oh, Elmo, I'm in the next song, the Sticky Song.
24:34What do we do?
24:37Yes!
24:41Oh, oh, yeah!
24:44Hurry, Zoe.
24:45Are you coming?
24:47How come it's done?
24:50So, Rosita, I don't know about you, but I love sticky tape.
24:55Oh, me too. You can do anything with it.
24:59Here comes the red, orange, green, and blue.
25:02My favorite you can see right through.
25:05The thing that makes us both go hey.
25:09Piggy tape.
25:10Yeah!
25:12Make the paper plane.
25:15Oh, yeah!
25:17Or a giant chain.
25:19Whoa!
25:21Take advantage!
25:21Sit!
25:23When your doll's in pain.
25:25Fix the booboo.
25:26And she's better again.
25:27Play guide to the sticky bowl.
25:29Hey, cut!
25:30Uh-oh!
25:33And some pictures on the wall.
25:35Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
25:39up, up, up, up, up.
25:52Sticky tape.
25:54Sticky tape.
25:54Ha-ha!
25:55S-T-I-C-K-Y.
25:58Sticky.
25:59S-T-I-C-K-Y.
26:01S-T-I-C-K-Y.
26:03Sticky.
26:04Sticky!
26:05Yeah!
26:06I suppose you could put some sticky tape on your toes or on your nose.
26:11It's the great amazing sticky tape.
26:13Canary yellow or perfectly red.
26:16Ha-ha!
26:16The thing that makes us all go away.
26:19Don't you know we love sticky tape?
26:21Huh?
26:21It comes in fat and skinny comb.
26:24My favorite you can see right through.
26:27The thing that makes us all go away.
26:30Sticky tape.
26:32There's no escape from Sticky's feet.
26:35I mean, Sticky!
26:41Okay. Thank you for that super song, Rosita and Zoey.
26:46Yeah, they really stuck to it.
26:48Huh, Arnie?
26:49Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
26:51Oh, yes! I am so funny!
26:52That was funny, Bert.
26:54So, Bert.
26:55Are you ready to introduce the next word?
26:58For...get it, Arnie.
26:59Who?
26:59The last two times we introduced the word,
27:01I ended up saying, you know what, and setting off the pie machine.
27:06Oh, but this word is different, Bert.
27:09It's in Spanish.
27:10Bring in the next word.
27:13Thank you, Flo.
27:14You got it, Ernie.
27:16See, Bert, our next word is amigo.
27:19That's Spanish for friend, like you and I are amigos.
27:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:26Wait a minute.
27:27Wait a minute, amigo.
27:30There's more to this word amigo than just amigo.
27:34Oh, I see what you mean.
27:36You mean if I take these first two letters and put them away here,
27:39and I take these last two letters and put them away,
27:41I can take the letter I and make the word I.
27:45Yes, I can.
27:46Yeah, there's another word, Ernie.
27:49Well, okay, yes, yes, yes.
27:50If I were to put this out of the way and take the A and the M and put them
27:55here,
27:56then I would have M.
27:58Am I having fun?
27:59Yes, I am.
28:02See there, Bert?
28:03You can't fool me.
28:05Well, I understand, Bert.
28:07What's the problem here?
28:10Here.
28:11Yeah?
28:11Look, you want me to take this letter G.
28:15Right.
28:15Yeah.
28:16And this O over here, put that there, and make you-know-what.
28:22Oh!
28:24And we all know what happens if you say that word.
28:28Mm-hmm.
28:28Mm-hmm.
28:28And I'm not going to say it.
28:30You're not going to say it.
28:31I'm not going to say it.
28:32You're not going to say what?
28:33Go.
28:34Oh, no!
28:35I said go!
28:44This just isn't your day, boss.
28:47We still don't have a finale.
28:49I know!
28:52Honey, yubber, I think we better move on to the next act.
28:56I'm with you, buddy.
29:03I'm with you, buddy.
29:16I'm with you, that's what you do.
29:18And if you love reading, baby, you can be a bookworm, too.
29:23You can be a bookworm, too.
29:26Some worms like to garden.
29:28They dig the dirt all day.
29:30I'd rather read about it.
29:32I'm a bookworm all the way.
29:34I'm a bookworm, baby.
29:36Reading books is what I do.
29:38That's what you do.
29:39That's what you do.
29:41And if you love reading, baby, you can be a bookworm, too.
29:46You can be a bookworm, too.
29:49Books make me wiggle.
29:52Books make me squirm.
29:55Whoa!
29:57And that is why I am a re-bookworm.
30:03Hey, let me tell you now that it's a bedtime story.
30:06Story!
30:07Home is what I need.
30:08Need!
30:09I inch along the page and then I read, read, read.
30:12I'm a bookworm, baby.
30:15Reading books is what I do.
30:17That's what you do.
30:18That's what you do.
30:19And if you love reading, baby, you can be a bookworm, too.
30:24You can be a bookworm, too.
30:27And if you love reading, baby, you can be a bookworm, too.
30:32You can be a bookworm, yeah!
30:49A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat.
30:53Got a fat cat sat on a hat.
31:01A fat cat sat on a hat
31:03Saw a rat on the mat
31:04And a fat had a chap with a gnat
31:06That he'd pat in a vat that was flat
31:07Oh, yeah!
31:10Oh, yeah.
31:12Sorry about that.
31:18Small
31:20Tall
31:22Tall
31:25Small
31:27Small
31:28Small
31:29Ball
31:30Ball
31:31Ball
31:31Tall
31:32Tall
31:33Tall
31:34Wall
31:35Wall
31:36Wall
31:38See the small ball on the tall wall
31:40See it fall in a hall
31:41See it crawl, give it all and call
31:42Hi-yo! See it's tall, wear a shawl
31:44Oh, yeah!
31:55Red
31:55Head
31:57Head
31:59Fed
32:01Bread
32:03Bread
32:04Red
32:05Red
32:06Head
32:06Head
32:07Head
32:08Fed
32:09Fed
32:10Bread
32:11Bread
32:12Bread
32:16On his slant
32:17On his slant
32:17Made of lead
32:18As he sped to be wet
32:19But he fled instead out ahead
32:20Off the tent of his bed
32:22And he said
32:22Red
32:23Head
32:24Fed
32:24Bread
32:25Small
32:26Ball
32:26Tall
32:27Wall
32:27Fat
32:28Cat
32:29Sad
32:29Hat
32:29And that's that
32:31Scat!
32:31House
32:40Two
32:42Two
32:46Two
32:47Three
32:48Two
32:51Three
32:52Six
32:54Three
32:54Seven
32:55Easy
32:55Two
32:55Three
32:55Five
32:59Two
33:00Three
33:15Closed.
33:40Closed.
33:58Nevermind.
34:10Please, please, be quiet, please.
34:14Quiet, please.
34:16Hey, pipe down.
34:20Now, as you all know, we need a final act immediately.
34:24So.
34:25So, look no further.
34:27Ahem.
34:29Piggaro, Piggaro, Piggaro, Piggaro.
34:35Radiaci.
34:39Spagatini carbonara.
34:42Tricolores are la.
34:44Oof, chickies.
34:45La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
34:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
34:50Oh, no.
34:51Why did I ever get into show business?
34:54I often ask myself the same question.
34:57Hm?
34:57Nothing, boss.
34:58Say, Prairie, have we got a final act yet?
35:01No.
35:02Oh, dear.
35:03Well, I certainly hope we find one soon, because it's time for the big finale.
35:07Yeah.
35:08Already?
35:09Yeah.
35:10What are we going to do?
35:12Oh, oh.
35:13Elmo doesn't know, Prairie.
35:15Oh, boy.
35:16Maybe somebody should get on stage and keep the audience busy.
35:19Great idea, Bird.
35:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:21Wait.
35:21I don't know what to say.
35:22I'm out of material.
35:23Just tell me your chicken joke, Bird.
35:24I don't have a chicken joke.
35:26Everybody has a chicken joke, Bird.
35:27What?
35:28Wow!
35:32So, uh, anyone heard the one about the chicken?
35:37Me neither.
35:39Um, wait, wait, wait.
35:40I remember a chicken joke.
35:42Uh, why did the chicken cross the rope?
35:45Wait.
35:46That's not it.
35:46Uh, why did the chicken toss the rope?
35:50No.
35:50No.
35:50It had a road in it somewhere.
35:52Uh-oh.
35:54Why did the chicken toss the rope?
35:55Gee, my old buddy Bird is drying out there.
35:57We're a show without a finale.
35:59Uh-oh.
36:00There must be some unique, wonderful act out there somewhere.
36:13Who's that singing?
36:14Well, I don't know.
36:16It sounds like it's coming from up there.
36:20Well, Elmo doesn't know if that's unique and a wonderful act, but it sure sounds good to Elmo.
36:34It's Mo and Flo.
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:37Ah, we're singing.
36:39Why didn't you tell us you could sing like that?
36:42You never asked.
36:44That's right.
36:44That sounded beautiful.
36:46Oh, thank you.
36:47You know, Flo and I here, we used to have an act together.
36:50Yeah, we played in shows like this one all over the country.
36:53That's right.
36:54But we had to quit because our partner with the high singing voice moved off to Florida.
36:59What kind of high singing voice?
37:01Whoa.
37:02What?
37:05What did Elmo say?
37:09Okay, I think I got it now.
37:11Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
37:14Psst, Bert, Bert.
37:15One second, Arnie.
37:16I'm almost done telling my chicken joke.
37:18But, Bert, we found a final act.
37:20We did?
37:21Yeah.
37:22What is it?
37:23This.
37:32We got the lead.
37:34We got the lead.
37:37So do the music.
37:39Dance steps.
37:39The harmony.
37:40In ten seconds.
37:41Uh-huh.
37:42Let's talk about some words we know.
37:46We know yes.
37:47And we know no.
37:49When we see danger, we go slow.
37:53We can climb the exit when it's time to go.
37:57It's fun to figure it out when the letters dip and flop.
38:01Get to know the difference between star and star.
38:05It's so sweet.
38:07It's so sweet.
38:07We got the lead to read.
38:09R-E-A-D.
38:11Got the lead to read.
38:13Now when the store is open.
38:15Oh, when the store is closed.
38:17We got the lead.
38:19We got the lead.
38:21Is the water hot or cold?
38:22It's a good thing to know.
38:24We got the lead.
38:25Yes, we got the lead.
38:28It's so sweet.
38:30We got the lead to read.
38:32R-E-A-D.
38:34Got the lead to read.
38:36To the lead.
38:43It's fun to figure it out.
38:45Come on.
38:46When the letters dip and flop.
38:47Yeah.
38:48Get to know the difference between star and star.
38:51It's so sweet.
38:53It's so sweet every day.
38:55R-E-A-D.
38:57Got the lead to read.
38:59Can't be deep.
39:01A new word every day.
39:03R-E-A-D.
39:05Got the lead to read.
39:07R-E-A-D.
39:09Got the lead to read.
39:13Come on.
39:14Let's go take a bow.
39:15That was terrific.
39:16Yeah.
39:17That was great.
39:18That was great.
39:19Yeah.
39:20He was great.
39:20Come on.
39:21Come on.
39:22He really bowed.
39:23Come on.
39:25Take a bow, everybody.
39:28Good job.
39:39Bert and Ernie's wordplay has been brought to you by these fantastic words.
39:45Fun.
39:48Balls.
39:48Jam.
39:51Feathers.
39:54Cookie.
39:57Goat.
39:59Dew.
40:01Slippery.
40:02Sticky.
40:05Amigo.
40:07The.
40:08End.
40:10Aw, boy.
40:12That Ernie's always forgetting his bag.
40:15Oh, but this is heavy.
40:17Hey, hey.
40:19Oh.
40:22Finally.
40:23This show is over and I can go.
40:25Ah!
40:28Oops.
40:34Oh.
40:36Everybody in the world has something that they love.
40:41And so we may as well let you know.
40:45The things we are fondest of.
40:50Oh, we love pigeons.
40:55And cookies.
40:56And trash.
40:58Such fun to bang on.
41:00Or talk to.
41:02Or mash.
41:03Oh.
41:05So delicious and chewy.
41:08So delightful and cooey.
41:11Rock yucky and pooey.
41:13I guess that I'm just different than you.
41:17Pigeons.
41:18And cookies.
41:19And trash.
41:21Just good and cuckoo.
41:23And crunch crunch.
41:25And crash.
41:25Yeah.
41:28Everybody loves something.
41:30And sure as that mustache.
41:33We love pigeons.
41:34And cookies.
41:36And trash.
41:38Oh, Bernice.
41:39No guy anywhere loves a pigeon more than I love you.
41:43Ah, look at this stuff.
41:45All ratty and dingy.
41:47All worn out and broken.
41:49Grouches everywhere love trash.
41:52And I'm proud to be among them.
41:54Oh, okay.
41:56So delicious and chewy.
41:59So delightful and chewy.
42:02Rock yucky and pooey.
42:04Guess that I'm just different than Huey.
42:08Pigeons.
42:09And cookies.
42:10And trash.
42:12I've failed to bang on.
42:14Or dance with.
42:15Or mash.
42:19Everybody loves something.
42:21And sure as that mustache.
42:23We love pigeons.
42:25And cookies.
42:27Pigeons.
42:28And cookies.
42:30Pigeons.
42:32And cookies.
42:34And cookies.
42:35And trash.
42:53Dummy on Federation.
42:53No plans for Delattie.
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